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Senator John McCain has confirmed reports that he saw the intelligence documents alleging that Russia has a bunch of dirt on Donald Trump. You know, like the alleged video of him buying Russian prostitutes for the purpose of watching them pee on each other in a bed that President Obama and Michelle Obama had slept in. McCain then passed the information in the report on to FBI Director James Comey, who decided to take time to vet the reports rather than immediately releasing them, as he did with Hillary Clinton’s emails.

A statement from McCain’s office reads:

“Late last year, I received sensitive information that has since been made public. Upon examination of the contents, and unable to make a judgment about their accuracy, I delivered the information to the director of the FBI. That has been the extent of my contact with the FBI or any other government agency regarding this issue.”

The fact that McCain knew about the reports explains a lot about why he and Lindsey Graham have been oh so delicately suggesting that “Hey, maybe we should take Russia’s attempt to influence our election seriously!” for the past few months. Because he knew about reports that Russia maybe had video of Trump watching Russian ladies pee and maybe wanted to use that as leverage against him. I cannot imagine that Lindsey Graham knew of these reports in advance, because I’m pretty sure we’d have seen him giggling like Scarlett O’Hara sitting under the oak tree if he did.

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  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    This is turning into a Tom Clancy novel…

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    Is Sarah Palin swallowing this?

    • An Outhouse for the Resistance

      She’s keeping an eye on it from her house.

  • Mildred Broxon

    If the defense against the “pee hookers” allegation is germophobia, is Mr. T aware that the urine of a healthy person is sterile? Probably.

  • Vincent Ricola

    Team Walnutz/Fancy Lindsey Graham GOP coup.

  • msanthropesmr

    You know, Obama probably knew about this too, I would guess.

    • Rick Hill

      It’s OHJ’s job to bring it up.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I’ve heard he changed the locks.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Simulation of the Media going after trump after the latest bombshell…

    http://68.media.tumblr.com/1207bd94015a7cf754c9d0b783943646/tumblr_ojjqlrltbc1tlb56zo1_400.gif

  • Nounverb911
  • Msgr_MΩment

    How long did he know?
    FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN!

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    Julian Assange is going to be soooo pissed that someone else is leaking.

  • JMP

    Don’t worry, Trump’s cultists and Gleen Greenwald’s will explain to us how it’s perfectly OK to have a President being extorted by the Russian government, how Vladimir Putin’s really our friend because reasons, and how this we know this must be fake because it’s inconvenient for them.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      You forgot Vladdys personal delivery boy Julian Assange.

    • I also look forward to the people screaming loudest about the Iran nuclear deal telling us how the most important duty of a president is bending over backwards to appease potentially dangerous foreign powers.

  • Rick Hill

    So many scandals….so little time. I’m thinking the big conflict of interest problem with trump is that he will take so many bribes that he will promise too many things to too many different countries. The resulting kerfuffle will be interesting as he tries to juggle the interests of so many countries and individuals.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      If he doesn’t feel like keeping a promise, he won’t.
      Honesty and honor are just not an issue for this guy.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Thank God he’s got that laser-like focus on details.

  • Creepoman

    This is such good news.

    • tihond

      For John McCain?

      • Clyde Barrow

        For Russian prostitutes. How many more uptight do-gooder GOP dickheads are secretly into bizarre fetishes. More than you think….they’re probably booking trips to Moscow after the inauguration.

        • Unpresidented Ron

          Vlad’s recommissioning the Tu-144s just for them.

          • Clyde Barrow

            The Concordski…with free vodka/bath oil alcohol substitute beverages!

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Jet fuel goes into ALL the tanks.

  • Yr. Gma

    How surprised am I?

  • BadKitty904

    And has effectively done what, to date, about it?

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Martini Ambassador

    Fucking Comey. This preferential treatment just shows him to be even more complicit in the whole tanking of the election.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Loved Sen. Angus King’s response to Comey when the FBI director said: “I can’t comment on ongoing inquiries or investigations.”

      Sen. King: “I cannot express in words the irony of that statement coming from you, Mr. Director.”

      • Ill-Advised

        Maybe he could’ve done it by…micturation.

    • Creepoman

      I beginning to think there might be some Russian videos in his closet . . .

    • BadKitty904

      Bribed, blackmailed, or both?

    • Jgb979

      He’s 100% complicit in this farce.

      Whether bribed or blackmailed it’s unclear.

      It’s getting scary to think how deep Putin’s hand now reaches.

      • Ill-Advised

        As high as Trump’s tonsils.

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    Guess what will be featured in every bad ‘Trump’ porn that is made in the next couple of years? other than a magnifying glass.

  • BloviateMe

    The sex scene in Zoolander had a few Finnish dwarves and a handful of Maori tribesman instead of water sports, but other than that, this is following the movie plot fairly well.

    • A_Changeling

      Suomi mainittu. Torilla tavataan.
      (Sorry, Finnish joke. If I get an upvote, I know there is another Finn reading.)

  • Clyde Barrow

    Who wants to bet that Trump supporters across the land will now take part in urolagnia as they think it is now the patriotic thing to do. The buybull doesn’t say anything about your cousin peeing on your face!

    • boredcatlady

      Oh please, you know those closet pervs already were.

      • Clyde Barrow

        Sure, but now they can do it with the Stars & Bars and their guns waiving behind them as they post it on Instagram. Because patriotism!

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    On MSNBC Obama’s former ethics lawyer just stated that on Day 1 based upon his press conference answers alone the entire legal profession is gearing up to sue my man Donnie T under the emoluments clause. This could be very fun…

    • Bill D. Burger

      Saw that. And I’ve heard any number of other pundits and scholars saying to expect the coming tidal wave of lawsuits beginning ASAP after Agent Orange takes office.

      http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j370/Jezey/Movie%20Vintage%20and%20Classic%20Gif%20tumblrs/tumblr_m83stuPcgM1qerxpyo1_500.gif

    • proudgrampa

      No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

      ARTICLE I, SECTION 9, CLAUSE 8

      Just in case anyone was wondering what the Emoluments Clause was.

      • Spurning Beer

        Kellyanne Conway: “There is no Emoluments Claus. Grow up.”

      • Paul

        Better sit down Gramps. They’ve already floated the argument that the clause doesn’t apply if there is “value for value”, thus not a present or emolument.

        So no big deal if some Russian “investors” pay him a billion dollars for the use of his name on some gawdy shitbox hotel or two or twenty.

        Trump is also on record as saying a bigly chunk of his net worth is his name’s value.
        When asked what that value was, he said in his typical evasive yet full of himself way, that it was whatever he said it was, since who was a better judge of his worth than himself.

        I’m sure that argument is anticipated by the lawyers intending to sue him. Get the popcorn ready. Financial disclosure will be needed by the court to determine if Trump’s “name value” is worth what his bloated ego
        tells him.

        Shit’s about to fly.

        • proudgrampa

          Gonna be fun!

    • I was wondering how that worked. I don’t know who has standing to sue under that clause. Has it ever come up before?

      • Oblios_Cap

        I imagine as a citizen of the US, one would have standing.

      • Historicat

        I’m sure CJ John Roberts is very concerned about the issue and will give it the full consideration it is due.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    I predict that Trump’s lifetime lawsuit count is going to double if not triple assuming he makes it all 4 years without being impeached that is…

    • Creepoman

      Job creation! Defense lawyers rejoice!

    • Rick Hill

      He’ll have a new special cabinet of suing people created. As well as the prosecution of those who do not revel in his greatnessosity

  • Jenny

    I would like someone to investigate the much bigger corrupt deals with China that even the Russians are like yeah man, this guy is way too corrupt.

    Also too it is not exactly a surprise to people who follow money that real estate especially commercial real estate is so hot with money laundering right now. So come on FBI and Treasury, follow monies!

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      Corrupt As Fuck has the answers ~ http://corrupt.af

    • Oblios_Cap

      James O’Keeffe will surely use his “investigative skills” to uncover the truth.

    • miss_grundy

      But that is so Eighties. Saw a lot of that while living in Miami at the time.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Except now it’s hundreds of millions, and it’s not just drug lords.

  • BloviateMe

    Speaking of Twist, this makes as much sense as a Trump presser.

    https://youtu.be/sWKR7uLa77A

  • Nounverb911
  • Oblios_Cap

    This is just a bad Allen Drury novel.

    • proudgrampa

      Has there ever been a good Allen Drury novel?

      • Oblios_Cap

        Only if you’re a Bircher.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          I see we are all Olds on this thread. We actually remember Allen Dreary.

  • jesuswasablack
    • MynameisBlarney

      DAMN YOU!

      I was gonna post that!

  • MynameisBlarney

    Who takes unsubstantiated claims seriously anyway?

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028459767

    • Mary Sandoras

      Finally we know the name of his secret intel source. Extremely Credible!

  • elviouslyqueer

    Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you James Comey.

    • Mary Sandoras

      Tell us how you really feel.

      • elviouslyqueer

        To be fair, I left off a few Fuck You’s.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          I think you may be the most honest person I’ve ever known.

    • Nounverb911

      Nice!

    • miss_grundy

      He should still be brought up on charges under the Hatch Act.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      You still have that many to give? Tell us your source!

    • boredcatlady

      Aw, your post took me back to TWoP show boards :)

  • Wild Cat

    “Pee for two,
    And two for pee.
    Me nuke you,
    And you nuke me . . . “

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Jesus Fucking Christ, what the fuck would have happened if this sort of info had come out about Obama just after the 2012 election? And if his kids were running his businesses and he had NBP and Muslim Brotherhood all over his fucking cabinet?

    Is half the fucking country hypnotized and the other half traumatized? For fucks sake wake up!!!!

    • MΩebym

      Half the country wanted payback for tolerating a black president for eight years. The other half perhaps took for granted that we’d made enough progress that we couldn’t possibly go back.

      • OrdinaryJoe

        yes.

      • miss_grundy

        I think we had a higher opinion of our fellow Americans and then we were shocked to discover that we were wrong.

  • o’look Skwerl!

    CNN’s Pissed:
    “CNN’s decision to publish carefully sourced reporting about the operations of our government is vastly different than BuzzFeed’s decision to publish unsubstantiated memos. The Trump team knows this. They are using BuzzFeed’s decision to deflect from CNN’s reporting, which has been matched by the other major news organizations. We are fully confident in our reporting. It represents the core of what the First Amendment protects, informing the people of the inner workings of their government; in this case, briefing materials prepared for President Obama and President-elect Trump last week. We made it clear that we were not publishing any of the details of the 35-page document because we have not corroborated the report’s allegations. Given that members of the Trump transition team have so vocally criticized our reporting, we encourage them to identify, specifically, what they believe to be inaccurate.”

    • Clyde Barrow

      Sure. And 2 months ago it was more like this…

      “CNN has heard a rumor of the possibility of Hillary Clinton might have possibly, but not certainly, used email. We don’t know the contents of this supposed email, but it is our duty to report solid leads with hard evidence to you, so we’ll have more on this story as the election draws near.”

      Fuck you, CNN.

    • Unpresidented Ron

      I would like to believe that CNN has finally remembered what that first ‘N’ is supposed to stand for.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Nude?

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      Walnuts, having confirmed that he provided the same documents that Buzzfeed published to the FBI, indicating that the leak came from the FBI, makes CNN’s attempt to throw Buzzfeed under the bus look craven and chickenshit. Fuck CNN.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Don Lemon wonders if perhaps there is a supernatural explanation, or if black people just need to pull up their pants.

    • If only they were this offended by the behavior of the Trump team when it’s not CNN being specifically targeted.

      • miss_grundy

        It is a shame they weren’t this offended back on June 16, 2015, when Trumpster announced he was running. Instead of acting like gobsmacked idiots, they should have taken him apart for his hate speech on that day. It would have put an end to the Orange-Headed jerk in a hurry.

    • Ducksworthy

      So its deceptions wrapped inside illusions wrapped in enigmas all stuffed inside Russian nesting dolls and filled with hooker urine. Only truthiness survives.

    • Historicat

      Will they express their displeasure in their usual manner by hiring more of the Trump campaign’s former employees?

  • Msgr_MΩment

    What part of “Trust Me” don’t you hoofwanking liberal blundercunts not understand?!!1

    • MynameisBlarney

      *raises hand*

      What is “hoofwanking”?

    • Doug Langley

      Columbo episode:

      Blackmailer: “Trust me!”
      About to be killer: “That was my first mistake.”

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    This Russia stuff really should put the final nail in the coffin for lefty admiration of Glenn Greenwald, Snowden and Assange. If it doesn’t, I’m going to stop identifying as left leaning because obviously I don’t recognize my political fellow travellers anymore…these guys aren’t “fighting the power”, they’re just anti-American

  • proudgrampa

    At the risk of repeating myself…

    https://youtu.be/6nSKkwzwdW4

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Pictured: John McCain, in a private moment with two of his hostesses at a Trump party at Trump’s Sochi Мир-и-Лаго dacha. (Photo has been rotated 90 degrees)

  • Bill D. Burger

    One of the growing and potentially devastating controversies just sped up mightily by Trump in his press conference is his new insults and slaps in the face to the Intelligence Community of this country. He actually compared them to the thugs in Nazi Germany, going full Godwin on them.
    I’ve already seen a number of reports, and Andrea Mitchell is on right now, expressing the seriousness with which they are taking Trump’s dismissal and criticisms of them. They are bewildered, horrified, angry and outraged by his statements.
    This doesn’t bode well and is sure only to get worse.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Paging future Mark Felt: we have an assignment for you.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Deep Throat? Moar like GoldenShowers.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Proof positive (yet again) that Cheeto Satan has zero idea how the intelligence community works. This will not end well for him.

      • Barbarartanner

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    • Clyde Barrow

      The last time a president seriously pissed off the intelligence services of the U.S., the president took a convertible limo ride through Dallas. Don’t think it can’t happen to Orange Menace just because he’s a Right Wing kiss ass.

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        With Votes. And don’t forget Lincoln.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Nah. The last time a president seriously pissed off the intelligence services of the US, the guy holding Hoover’s private files started having meetings in the Watergate garage.

        • artem1s

          you forgot Scooter Libby and the guy he took the dive for, Karl Rove. Never thought I’d see anyone in W’s administration get indicted, let alone convicted. And all those asshats did was out Valerie Plame. Donnie and whoever was riding in the Soviet Klown Kar are going to regret underestimating what happens when you piss off the CIA. They ain’t the Washington Press Corp

          • Carpe Vagenda

            But Scooter wasn’t intelligence, was he?

          • artem1s

            CIA wanted someone to pay for Rove outing Plame. They got it despite W’s entire administration getting away with war crimes for years. They didn’t get away with crossing the CIA. CIA does not take this stuff lightly. Trump not understanding he is in over his head isn’t going to save his ass.

    • Pierre_de_Fermat

      The pic of Clapper at the Senate hearings a couple of days ago — he looked to be seething.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Take the cannoli.

    • I wonder if those Hillary-hating New York FBI guys are thrilled to have gotten a President who continually throws them under a bus.

    • georgiaburning

      Most of the career people in the intelligence services are devoted to serving and protecting this country. They are now being insulted by a real estate heir turned reality-TV personality. This won’t end well

    • miss_grundy

      If Trumpster had ever bothered to crack open a history book, he should have realized that the CIA can do some wicked things. I guess they will have to find a way to leak some intel on this schmuck now. And I hope it is juicy.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Now, Andrea Mitchell is concerned. Now she is bewildered, horrified, angry and outraged.

      Where has she been for the last eight years?

  • goonemeritus

    I wonder if Senator McCain ever imagined while he lay battered and broken in that tiger’s cage that one day the country he loved and sacrificed so much for would be lead by a guy damp with Russian urine?

    • cheetojeebus

      [BOOM] or should I say [SPLASH]

  • schmannity

    Trump is a wicked pissah.

    • BosGrl

      Dunkin Donuts libelz!!

  • Msgr_MΩment

    IT’S BOOKER TIME!!

    • BosGrl

      Woo hoo! GO CORY!

  • schmannity

    What happened to all the Meet Russian Women sidebar ads?

    • BigBoppa pour la résistance

      They’re on a bathroom break.

      • JustDon’tSayOverrated

        Bathroom break or bathroom gig?

    • They’re targeting the ads a lot better now.

    • Doug Langley

      Funny how they all dried up.

  • boredcatlady
    • BosGrl

      #1 because of #1

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Gee, wonder if Meghan is going to feel as bad about this as she did about the people who actually, you know, opposed the man and are being big stinky meanyheads to Trump voters now.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      YES!!!

    • Wonkette always beats Breitbart in the ways that matter, but it’s cool that they ran the story first this time.

      • boredcatlady

        I was pretty excited that Wonkette was the first choice when I googled “mccain.” Also got to Wonkette yesterday when I googled “Donald trump pee”

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    And I’m sad to be an American
    Where POTUS pays for pee
    And I won’t forget the voter’s choice
    Was not the GOP

    And I gladly stand up
    Against Trump and defend Hillz still today
    Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land
    God help the USA

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Permission to plagiarize this, Sir.

      • Resistance Fighter Callyson

        Madame, actually, and gladly granted. Share and share alike!

        • Oblios_Cap

          Who knew a Lee greenwood song could be made palatable. As opposed to pablum.

  • schmannity

    Her body is a 7 but her bladder is a 10.

    –Trump

    • OrdinaryJoe

      He told her you’re an eight, but she misunderstood.

      • schmannity

        ISWYDT

  • Unpresidented Ron

    Truth? Or is Walnuts trying to position himself to lead the rump government when Twitler and his toadies get their asses Nuremberged?

    • MynameisBlarney

      He’s gotta go through Pence first…

      That just didn’t sound right, did it.

      • artem1s

        unfortunately, exactly right

    • OrdinaryJoe

      AOT,K

  • Vecchiojohn

    GORE VIDAL! thou shouldst be living at this hour:
    America hath need of thee: she is a fen
    Of stagnant waters

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Except unfortunately, he was a great proponent of both sidesism, and he left us Susan Sarandon to remember him by.

  • robertmccabe

    God Bless Donald Trump and the USA.

    • You wingnuts have been pissing on hardworking Americans with trickle-down for decades. Trump is your (extremely) wet dream. You can all swim in the septic tank together.

    • Ricky Gay

      Nice try Meghan McCain! You might want to try a less obvious idiot pseudonym.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      All things dull and ugly,
      All creatures short and squat,
      All things rude and nasty,
      The Lord God made the lot.

      Each little snake that poisons,
      Each little wasp that stings,
      He made their brutish venom.
      He made their horrid wings.

      All things sick and cancerous,
      All evil great and small,
      All things foul and dangerous,
      The Lord God made them all.

      Each nasty little hornet,
      Each beastly little squid,
      Who made the spikey urchin?
      Who made the sharks? He did!

      All things scabbed and ulcerous,
      All pox both great and small,
      Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
      The Lord God made them all.

      • Ricky Gay

        And I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m pee…

      • But enough about the Breitbart commentariat….

    • BigBoppa pour la résistance
    • Master Contrail Program

      Don’t forget Putin, right? The rest of your comment history certainly gives him a tongue bath, comrade.

    • Tallmutha

      If he existed, he could do one or the other, but not both.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Those who the Gods bless, they first make mad. So he probably has.

    • janecita

      God, should bless the rest of the world, because Trump is about to fuck it up real good!
      Btw, God isn’t real, sorry:-(

    • JustDon’tSayOverrated

      HI!
      Fuck off.

  • TheGrandWaz00

    Nothing refreshes from a shit show like a golden shower.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Has the Pissident-elect had any more to say?

  • Alan

    I’m still in shock that republicans are so willing to go along with this shit show. It wasn’t always like this.

    • Pierre_de_Fermat

      Party before Country! Yeah, Baby!

    • mardam422

      Actually, at this point it’s only a pee show. The shit show will cost extra.

      • OrdinaryJoe

        pee-p show.

    • Like the rest of us, they’re terrified of people who vote for Republicans.

      • Alan

        That would actually help to explain why they’re complete assholes until they get elected and then don’t do a single thing.

    • Doug Langley

      Three options:

      1. Stop fighting immigrants, blacks, women, and poor people.
      2. Go extinct.
      3. Steal elections.

      They selected door number 3.

      • Courser

        Rethugs have been planning this for 8 years. Do you think it’s coincidence that Russia’s been grooming Teh Donald-duckface for oh, what was it? 8 years, that it!

        As far as they’re concerned, the White House is tainted forever since a blah man has been there for 8 years. Why not let Orange Shitstain desecrate it?

        • miss_grundy

          Hello? Everybody keeps forgetting that Pres. Obama is mixed race. He is half-white, ya know.

          • Oblios_Cap

            It only takes a drop with some folks. Of course, most of them have a few drops themselves and either hide it or deny it.

          • agnosticsdonthatemuch

            It’s what people believe what color he is. He looks enough like that to fit the bill.

    • Marceline

      How old are you? Old enough to remember the Clinton years? Because they were pretty much like this back then except we didn’t have the right wing media machine. That distilled everything down to it’s purest form of evil then the black guy got elected.

      • Alan

        Haha, I remember Eisenhower. The republican party wasn’t always like this.

  • ltmcdies

    slightly off topic but here’s a bit of info on the law firm Trump has hired

    https://twitter.com/TeaPartyCat/status/819248798086135822

    • miss_grundy

      Oh, like Russian law is still a thing under Putin, just like Cuban law was a thing under Castro?

      • ltmcdies

        I just can’t get over that law firms get awards but I see the deflection attempt there…not talking about Cuba just now, are we.

        • miss_grundy

          My comment is not meant as a diversion tactic. “Law” whether in Russia or Cuba is an oxymoron.

      • janecita

        We should leave Fidel out of this mess, as a Cuban, I can tell you that there is no comparison between Fidel and Putin.

        • miss_grundy

          Except that younger Fidel got rid of his enemies and even some of his friends the way Putin did.

          • janecita

            A lot of those people, were part of the Batista regime. They were torturers and criminals. Fidel wasn’t an angel, but contrary to American propaganda, he wasn’t the devil either.
            http://aje.io/8kce

  • Jgb979

    This is why I have no faith anything will come of it from this Congress.

    He’s one of the Republicans Most likely to start any kind of investigation and he just sat on this for months, despite the implication of helping to elect Putin’s bitch for pres if true.

  • BigBoppa pour la résistance

    I never pass up an opportunity to repost this. (One of my better efforts, even if I do say so myself)
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e68e22a0968ec034613797028f1942a4681175d904f7b5392c947029d488bd91.png

    • Msgr_MΩment

      “Ah’ve always relahhed on the kindness of furreignuhs.”

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    Some recent news:

    https://twitter.com/CJH_News/status/819235239927091201

    //twitter.com/CJH_News/status/819235239927091201

    There have been persistent stories there is more – maybe lots more – on this.

    • mardam422

      Legs, and probably breastses too.

    • boyblue123

      Wonder if someone will come forward for the$1M that Penthouse is offering

    • Maybe Trump shoulda waited before tweeting out his all caps fake news rebuttal?

      • Edith Prickly

        Are you suggesting Trump is capable of thinking that far ahead?

    • miss_grundy

      Well, at least the BBC has a bigger pair than the American media. I hope the BBC digs deep to cause the Orange Moron prostate distress.

  • mardam422

    I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling great again, already.

    • Courser

      Eh, it’s all intriguing, but unless someone takes action we’re stuck with Orange Shitstain and even if he’s out, we’ve got Pence instead, which is worse, in many ways. For one, I don’t think he’s easily distracted by shiny things.

      • Gristle McThornbody

        Is that true? I mean, if Trump’s presidency is found to be illegitimate for some reason, especially before his inauguration, do his appointments and VP pick still stand? Wouldn’t seem like it.

        • Courser

          I’m not sure anyone knows at this point. It’s all uncharted territory. Personally, I think anything LESS than nullifying November’s election would be unacceptable, but I’m quite sure the ReThugs would fight that tooth and nail because they’ll claim that the PARTY won the election. AND they hold all three branches of government. The Dems would have to call a Constitutional Crisis, I guess. None of this is happy-making news. Obama did mention shedding blood in his speech last night and he’s a pretty careful guy. 11th dimensional chess?

          • artem1s

            time for those FEMA camps, I guess.

        • artem1s

          I pretty sure AOT,K would be implicated if there was an actual investigation (what was up with all those emails Pence was trying to hide from FOIA?), right down to the last precinct captain in east bumfuck KS. The right domino just needs to fall and whoops! It’s been a bitch finding the right one is all.

      • undercover epicurean

        Pence, as retrograde as he is, has all the forceful charisma of a glass of lukewarm buttermilk. He would be much easier to keep in line in terms of military/foreign policy stuff at least.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    I forget, by November, did McCain ultimately land on “Vote For Trump,” “Oppose Trump,” or “Support the Candidate”?

    • BigBoppa pour la résistance

      It’s secret answer #4: Do what benefits John McCain. Even if that means straddling multiple positions at the same time.

    • Apple Scruff

      His wife wore a white pantsuit when they went together to vote, so we know who she voted for.

      If he voted Clinton, I’m sure we’ll never know.

      • cmd resistor

        I’m pretty sure I saw a photo of the 2 of them and he was wearing white pants. So I sort of assumed he voted for Clinton, too. Unless he and his wife often try to color-coordinate with each other.

        • Apple Scruff

          Oh, you’re right! I forgot about that. Yep, I think you might be onto something.

    • NellCote71

      He is of the “gee, this is worse than my selecting Sarah Palin” position.

  • President in Exile Firefly

    The news will keep dripping out.

    >I”ll show myself out now.<

    • BigBoppa pour la résistance

      Urine rare form today.

    • NellCote71

      Please wash your hands before leaving.

  • sadboy

    UK tabloids are now referring to this as WaterSportsGate.

    • BigBoppa pour la résistance

      Watergate was bad. But this is a real loo loo.

    • boyblue123

      Uringhazi

      • Doug Langley

        Urine Trouble.

    • I first saw a non commenter here post that so therefore FAMOUS BY PROXY!!!!!

    • Doug Langley

      Not very catchy.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Well…catchier than HookerGoldenShowerGate.

        • BigBoppa pour la résistance

          That’s better than RussianHookerGoldenShowerOnTheBedTheObamasSleptInAtT
          heMoskowRitzWhileTrumpWankedGate

          • MynameisBlarney

            No…
            That one’s good.

          • Nodrama4mama

            I still like Peeghazi!

    • C4TWOMAN

      Perhaps this is Trump’s Water-sports-loo?

      • MynameisBlarney
        • snark-lurker

          i get it!

          i so dog gamned slow itz a potent revelation when the lite comes on

        • Lance Thrustwell

          That’s a moray!

          • MynameisBlarney

            When de moon hitsa you eye like a beeg apizza pie?

  • MynameisBlarney
    • BigBoppa pour la résistance

      Finally. After 2+ years, he’s said something that’s demonstrably true.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Maybe he was saying “Ass-Head” and we just heard it wrong.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Newsflash: TRUMP ADMITS TO BEING RUSSIAN ASSET.

      • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

        Russian Asshat. There, I fixed it for you.

        • Rick Hill

          I thought he was just an ass

          • Edith Prickly

            No self-respecting hat would sit on that ass.

    • efoveks

      This reminds me of a recent story, here on Wonkette, on the subject of lying. Addressing oneself in the third person is one of those things liars are fond of, so way to go Trump. You’ve told us volumes with this.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    That pic above must be John McCain’s shocked face.

  • Spurning Beer

    Man, I would not want to be John McCain’s urologist today.

    • JustDon’tSayOverrated

      Just today? Really?

  • HazooToo

    So… was there a reason we heard FUCKING NOTHING about what they knew, when they knew it? An actual good reason, not something like “It would mean having a lady President”.

    • jowgajen

      Unprovable, unsubstantiated. The question is — why is this standard held for Trump and not for Clinton(s)?

      • cmd resistor

        Just like the stories of all the women he assaulted, the stories were just strange enough that it made more sense they were true than not, because if you were going to make something up, you’d make them juicier.

      • HazooToo

        Because lady parts and decades of shit smearing. Where that woman got the grace and serenity to go across the aisle to solve problems during her time serving our country, I will never know. She really is peerless.

    • ResistanceFighterCaptainHowdy

      “It would mean having a lady President” isn’t a good reason?

    • Kip TW

      A man’s reputation was at stake! (Write in your own emphasis.)

  • sosuume
  • janecita

    And this what happens, when you publicly pick a fight with the CIA.

    • Randy Riddle

      Can’t wait to see what else comes out since Trump doesn’t seem to be willing to back down from dissing the intelligence community.

  • Ed Itable

    I hereby volunteer to monitor Pornhub for the first signs of dissent in the ranks of their commenters. You know: “Oh for Fux sake, everybody knows those squirting vids are nothing but Trump Golden Plated Shower vids!” I shall report my findings here, first.

    • They allow comments there???? Ew.

      • janecita

        They are probable in depth, mind blowing cumments;-)

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Just a reminder:

    October 11, 201611:11 AM ET

    The misconstrued “email” that Trump was reading had appeared in an article on a Russia-funded website called Sputnik, which has since taken it down.

    You can see the original in a screen grab from The Washington Post.

    http://www.npr.org/2016/10/11/497520017/trump-apparently-quotes-russian-propaganda-to-slam-clinton-on-benghazi

    Recap: Trump reads verbatim propaganda from Russian state sponsored Sputnik mischaracterizing an article forwarded by Syd Blumenthal as Blumenthal’s own words and misrepresenting the content of the article itself, and this email was hacked as part of Russian espionage activity to boot.

  • Mintie

    Not Our Miss Lindsey. If she knew, she’d be clutching her pearls in horror.

  • Erala Contratista

    Say what you will about Scarlett, I don’t recall her ever giggling. Indeed, I don’t recall her having any sense of humor at all. But damn, the girl was very goal-oriented.

    • undercover epicurean

      Also too, super into slavery.

  • bookish

    Can’t help but like Miss Lindsay, and she can be a very ballsy lady. Come to the light, Miss Lindsay. Sit a spell and let’s dish.

  • Notreelyhelping

    That is, peeing on each other while PEOTUS probably had his hands down his pants. Ugh. Shouldn’t have written that before lunch.

  • Garbageman
  • JustDon’tSayOverrated

    Somewhere, Jerry Falwell is trying to fap and wishing someone would pee for him.

  • pstockholm

    Vitter’s all “jeez shoulda tried for Pres”.

    • JustDon’tSayOverrated

      Vitter – Falwell 2020!

    • DustBowlBlues

      That’s from the old days, when we called McCain walnuts.

  • lroom

    Wow.

  • alpacapunchbowl

    I would love to think that including the pee-pee thing is also some kind of intelligence community trolling (a piss-take, if you will) of the GOPee state asshats and their dumbass bathroom bills, but the timeline doesn’t work, sadly.

  • Usedtobeyellerdawg

    I thought watching Lyndsey Graham giggle like Scarlett O’hara was just what we called Tuesday.

    • ahughes798

      Well Fiddle-dee-dee!

  • whitroth

    Why did that wimp, Obama, not ask for Comey’s resignation before the election?

    • Frank Smith

      Hey, this is a guy who reads Ronald Reagan biographies and someone thinks a black man can act like Reagan and be treated like him by the population. The man’s not evil, just terribly misguided.

      • ahughes798

        And spineless.

  • alpacapunchbowl

    My senator (Durbin, yay!) released a statement calling for further investigation into the allegations and included on his FB page. I posted a thank you, which made reference to profound national security implications (no caps) and one of his dedicated trolls posted this in response (I feel so special!):
    “Profound National Security Implications….failing to verify Obama was a natural born citizen resulting in…explosion in debt, record people out of the workforce, SDI killed, shipping uranium to Russia and Iran, chaos in the middle east, etc.”
    This same guy literally spends hours copy-pasting this stuff in response to the hundreds of posts expressing our support, in addition to posting his own screeds directly to Durbin on every single thing he posts. The haters are all very persistent and VERY prolific, but it’s becoming clear to me that it’s a small group, considering that I now recognize nearly all of their names.
    It’s really quite delightful to see them shitting their pants. They must be feeling threatened, poor snowflakes.

    • Serai 1

      It’s extremely challenging to their brain thingies to suggest they might have been wrong.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Makes ’em hoppin’ mad, it does. It’s so tempting to fuck with them, but at least on FB I follow my FLOTUS and when they go low (and they always do), I go high. And really, being ignored by those of us who are well-spoken and classy just drives them even more bananas.

    • tinker12

      I recall a Daily Show bit whereby a couple of Russians admitted to being trolls for hire on behalf of the Repukes.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Was it the Daily Show or John Oliver? Oh wait, maybe Sam Bee. In any case, if they’re paid trolls then at least as regards the guy I quoted above, they’re very thorough and have been building these profiles over the course of a few years. I think this guy is real, a retiree with a lot of anger issues and a lot of time on his hands. It’s pretty sad.

        • tinker12

          Could have been Sam Bee and yes, it is sad. For everyone.

        • sam bee

      • Justin Chance Allen

        You mean Samatha Bee?

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Or, as we like to call her, Thundercunt.

      • DustBowlBlues

        Noah did a bit on it, as well.

      • Frank Smith

        You misspelled Repees.

  • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

    McCain couldn’t get reached for comment, as he was busy yelling at clouds and telling kids to get off his lawn.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      I’ll take the help. I can’t yell at all the clouds myself.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    It occurred to me that this whole pee thing kind of humanizes Donald Trump. Before, we just viewed him as a thin-skinned, immature asshole totally unqualified to be president. Now, though, we view him as a thin-skinned, immature asshole totally unqualified to be president who’s into watersports.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Yeah, I definitely identify with those characteristics.

      Um, except not.

      But I see how The Donald’s supporters could be cool with pissing on people.

      • Frank Smith

        Hey, they are about to piss on 20,000,000+ people with Obamacare. It’s a RePublican thing.

  • Frank Smith

    Donny was just practicing to run on the Go-P ticket. The really sad thing is, you go through the stories on Google News and there’s not a single reference to peeing. I had to come HERE to find out what was really going on.

  • NotConvinced

    My 6 year old kid came home today and told me she me she had won the “letter quiz”.
    I asked her what the letter quiz is and she told me ” The teacher gives you a letter and you give her back a word that starts with that letter. She said “P”. Johnny said “Pee Pee”. She asked me, I said “President”. When she stopped laughing, she said I won.

  • NotConvinced

    Trump’s “Living on Toilet Time”.
    -Eric Clapton at J.J. Cale tribute

  • Scott Maxim

    How does it feel knowing that everything in this article has been proven to be complete BULLS**T?

    Wonkette: Your source for guaranteed, 100%, unadulterated, pasteurized, processed FAKE NEWS!

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