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And then the kids spin the grenadel
And then the kids spin the grenadel

It’s been a difficult weekend for your White Power Rangers. First there was that terrible State Farm ad promoting White Genocide, and then the official Donald Trump Twitter account sent out its very classy rush-job Hanukkah message:

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For some reason, this didn’t go over well with Trump’s basement-dwelling neo-Nazi fans, who couldn’t believe their hero would so publicly betray them:

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Were there more? Oh, yes, there were more — although you’ll be glad to know they were outnumbered by people mocking them, not to mention any number of folks pointing out you don’t light all eight candles on your stock photo until the final night of Hanukkah.

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Props to the nice fellow who replied, with dry politeness, to that final one with a simple reminder, “It’s not typically customary to respond to “Happy Hanukkah” with “Hitler was right.” Miss Manners would approve. Poor “Normanlord97” likes to call himself a “satirist,” so he also offered this witty contribution:

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He also let us know the Holocaust was fake, too, so even Jews’ justification for importing all the Muslims is a complete fraud. These guys are sharp thinkers.

Saddest of all was some poor little Trumpling who tweeted, “(((Trump))) is now cucked.” You can almost hear the tears of disbelief falling. These poor guys had such high hopes! Turns out Trump’s merely an authoritarian racist with a tendency toward fascism, not the whole package all at once.

Maybe if someone were to run to his right in 2020….

[Donald Trump on Twitter via Nicole Silverberg on Twitter]

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  • Royal Ugly Dude

    I’m pretty sure one of those replies was from trump’s new ambassador to Israel.

  • weejee

    Dok, congratulations. This column is going to produce the craziest deleted comments evah!

  • Ezio Auditore

    I celebrate Christmas, but I always thought Hanukkah was much cooler.

    You get 8 days of presents
    The food is usually better
    Jewish people don’t go on about some “war on Hanukkah” every single year
    etc

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      I recall have a Jewish classmate in second grade and I was like, “You mean you get presents for eight days?!!!!”

  • Biff52

    Er’rbody misspelled Hanukkkah…

    • Spurning Beer

      The extra “K” is for Kosher!

      • msanthropesmr

        It’s the Ko Ko kosherest!

  • Jamoche

    The aggressors never want war. They just want you to roll over and be conquered.

    • Unpresidented Ron

      But fighting is HAAAARD.

  • Unpresidented Ron

    ‘WAAAANH! We won the election! Why do people different from ourselves (and probably better people than us, though we’ll never admit that even to ourselves) still exist? You promised!’

  • Notreelyhelping

    These Fascists are so fucking oversensitive. “Why are you shooting back at us? All we want is your country. This kinda bums me out.”

  • Spurning Beer

    I predict that the Trump era will present almost unlimited employment opportunities for punctuation techs, punctionationists, and punctuationologists.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      And grammarians, and toastmasters, and toasted marshmallows on gram crackers. Mmm, smores. I’ll toast to that.

      • Spurning Beer

        It’s spelled ((((Smores))))!!!!!1!

        • DoILookAmused2u ?

          Is they kosher?

          • Spurning Beer

            I think the Graham crackers have leavening, so you’d have to substitute mazoh.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            (((Smores)))!!!!!111 without Graham crackers with “mazoh” substituted would be called (((Slesses)))!!!!!111, yes?

          • Unpresidented Ron

            If you don’t serve them on the plate with the bacon cheeseburgers you’re fine.

    • theCryptofishist

      Your point being?

  • msanthropesmr

    Driedel dreidel dreidel.

    • I made you out of clay

      • Ezio Auditore

        And when you’re dry and ready

        • Spurning Beer

          Give me back my country you fucking Jews!

          • msanthropesmr

            We did a terrible job of controlling the media this go round.

  • msanthropesmr

    These W’s are already zeroes.

  • Nounverb911

    I thought rule number one was never read the comments.

    • msanthropesmr

      Don’t talk about the comments is the first rule.

  • msanthropesmr

    If the Jews were so all powerful, Hanukkah gelt wouldn’t suck so bad.

  • msanthropesmr

    Maccabee means hammer, assholes.

  • Nounverb911

    So what did Trump get Jeebus for Hanukkah?

    • msanthropesmr

      Fake gelt.

      • Spurning Beer

        Maybe borrowed gelt.

        • msanthropesmr

          Carob gelt.

          • Unpresidented Ron

            Forty years our people wandered in the wilderness, for carob?

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            too damned proud to pull over and ask for directions…

          • BeachBum

            Should have got the upgrade camel w GPS.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      a golden calf?

      • msanthropesmr

        Mammon?

    • Shoto

      A coupon for Jeezuz (and friend) to enjoy a complimentary BLT at the Trump Grill. (Water / Wine is extra.)

      • Yr. Gma

        The Jooishes at Trump Grill make the best bacon.

      • Doug Langley

        What, no vodka martini with ice?

    • Jeffocaster in the East

      Halavah.

      • msanthropesmr

        Molotov.

      • Paul Julian Gould

        Nagila?

    • Doug Langley

      Secretary of Moneychangers?

  • Martini Ambassador

    I knew it was only a matter of time before the dipstick deplorables turned on Herr Twitler, but it this seems fast, even by their 140-character-long attention spans. I can hardly wait until they get their social security and medical coverage taken away and their jobs replaced by Chinese workers, the tantrums will be epic.

    • Jamoche

      You’re assuming they have jobs.

      • Martini Ambassador

        Wasn’t there a troll here last week telling us about how much he’s worked and saved and has a terrific retirement plan because Trump has made the stock market give him all the moneeze? Is it possible he was lying?!? Unpossible!

      • Spurning Beer

        Antisemite is a job, no?

    • Yr. Gma

      This is what I’m counting on. I’m hoping Newt announces this week that no one is building that wall.

  • Rouge Skwerl!

    ZOG controls Trump. Zardoz controls the NRA. Who controls the liberals?

    • msanthropesmr

      Duh. George Soros

      • Rouge Skwerl!

        Aka the Breastmaster. Thank you auto correct for preventing me from bringing up a bad 80s movie. I stand by my phone’s typo.

        • Jamoche

          Hey, the ferrets were awesome! The TV series, now…

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Awww, Dok now you’re just trolling our little buddy from the last thread. Poor thing prematurely shot his wad like a true cuck..

    • msanthropesmr

      I know I don’t have anything better to do. Don’t these assholes?

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      We’ve got a troll? Got a username for me?

      • Jamoche

        “Reb”. Have to admire the subtlety there.

        • Resistance Fighter Callyson

          On my way!

          • msanthropesmr

            Skoal rebel?

        • Shoto

          “Johnny Reb” would’ve been too obvious. These guys are smart and tricky, right?

          • Unpresidented Ron

            That’s what their mothers tell them.

          • BrianW

            Besides, “mouthbreathinginbredmoronthathasneverseenavagina” wouldn’t fit on the screen properly.

        • Biff52

          A friend of mine calls himself “rebeldisciple” online. No surprises…

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Dok already hammered him

        • Resistance Fighter Callyson

          Dammit, I miss all the trolls. And I was really in the mood to fuck with one. Come on, Dok, give me a chance here!

          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6aa4ac25f9a1750d3a03ec23a48281c2cef799fc37cbf76a20988166f7c552aa.jpg

          • Shoto

            Dok Z. is the scariest banhammer operator evar.

          • Spurning Beer

            He’s a Ban-Maccabee!

          • Nounverb911

            “Dok Zoom is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”

          • Doug Langley

            Eh, he wasn’t much. Sorta “Trump won, get over it”, that was about it.

    • dshwa

      Did he ever respond to our taunting? All I saw was one post, I thought he was a drive by.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    For some reason, this didn’t go over well with Trump’s basement-dwelling neo-Nazi fans, who couldn’t believe their hero would so publicly betray them

    They seem nice.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      They only act like this on days ending in “Y”.

      • Shoto

        Seems fair, right?

  • Hellhathnofury Demme

    Ha, ha, ha!
    Live by the sword, die by the sword, trumpy-boy!!

    These are your people!
    You must be so proud!

    • Yr. Gma

      He doesn’t notice. They voted for him, so they are obsolete.

      • theCryptofishist

        Until the next rally.

  • Nounverb911

    So what happens when trump sends out Kwanzaa greetings?

    • Jamoche
    • Unpresidented Ron

      Melania spends the day alone in her room, with the door locked.

      • Nounverb911

        She does that anyway, he’s got Ivanka now….

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        can you blame her?

      • Shoto

        It’s actually rumored that Drumpf and Melanoma are no longer speaking. She lives (and raises the child) in separate quarters in Drumpf Tower, while Drumpf stews in his own quarters, watching cable teevee infotainment, and tweeting out stupid shit at all hours of the night.

        Yeah, it’s a rumor, but prolly something to watch on a go-forward basis.

    • Yr. Gma

      Omorosa?

  • TJ Barke

    “Deplorables” seems kind of quaint and friendly now…

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    Those horrible rotten Jews! Like, Joseph, Mary and their little bastard son, Jesus?
    And, psst…regardless who ratted to Pilate if Jesus weren’t crucified Christianity wouldn’t even exist.

    • Cogswell – Bah! Humbug!

      Until I see hard evidence, Jesus never existed.

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        Until I see hard evidence that rainbow-farting unicorns do not exist then I’ll believe the do.

      • Spurning Beer

        Some of the strongest circumstantial evidence cited by scholars for the existence of Jesus is the fact that he was said to have been executed by crucifixion, which was specifically a Roman penalty for disturbing the Pax Romana. It would be like having been interned in Guantanamo. Admitting to the founder’s crucifixion would not be a selling point for an organization looking to increase its market share in the Roman Empire.

        The admitted crucifixion also caused a lot of back-pedaling among the authors of the gospels to explain how it wasn’t really the Romans who kilt Jesus, but those crazy Jews. Pilate washing his hands, etc.

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        Jesus of Nazareth as a person probably existed. Whether he was a Messiah or a prophet or just some guy who got nailed to a tree by some Romans depends on your beliefs.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      Also, too, Joseph, Mary and Jesus were MIDDLE EASTERN IMMIGRANTS.

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        JESUS WAS AN ANCHOR BABY!!!!

        • Latverian Diplomat

          In a weird way, Joseph was the Anchor baby, because it was his ancestry that required them to go to Bethlehem to be counted in that weird Roman census process that makes no sense and never happened.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Trump’s alt-right buddies just started a GoFundMe campaign to raise funds to develop a new, extremely large microwave oven.

    It seats six.

    • CatCafe de la Resistance

      STOP. This REALLY IS NOT FUNNY. Okay?

  • Cogswell – Bah! Humbug!
  • Ezio Auditore

    Is it just me or did they miss the part of the Bible where Pontius Pilate ordered Jesus to be crucified?

  • Nounverb911

    In the meantime the principal of a high school in Taiwan has resigned after holding a Nazi rally with the students last week.

    https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/813405940867301376

    • Ezio Auditore

      Why would they be dressed as Nazis in Taiwan? Or is this like when Tila Tequila joined with a bunch of neo-Nazis despite her being Vietnamese?

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        There is a fetishization of Nazi culture in (mostly East) Asia because their school history textbooks are a bit lacking on the subject.

      • Jamoche

        I don’t know about Taiwan, but Japanese pop culture has this odd blind spot to how the rest of the world responds to Nazi imagery – things like sweet girly fashion with SS themes. #wtfjapan exists for a reason.

        • IOnlyLikeCats

          I would like to mention the Nazi themed cafes, and unfortunately, it’s not confined to Japan.

        • Ezio Auditore

          Which shocks me, because a Japanese friend of mine seems pretty socially aware about things like the Rising Sun flag.

          • IOnlyLikeCats

            I think people who are the most shocked are older generations there (and people of Japanese descent worldwide).

          • Ezio Auditore

            It’s interesting, because I know older people in America who used to say they were horrified and filled with rage when they found out Nazi groups were going around in the 1970’s. They were like “we beat those bastards before and we’ll do it again” and yet it seems like there are 25 or 26 year old people waving those symbols around.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Do I even want to know? I mean, the Japanese did bad things to those folks, and they were NAZI allies.

      • Spurning Beer

        You talking about Jewish American Princesses?

      • Bitter Scribe

        Exactly. Why would you fetishize those who enabled your parents’ and grandparents’ oppressors?

      • Bitter Scribe

        Exactly. Why would you fetishize those who enabled your parents’ and grandparents’ oppressors?

  • OrG

    Okay,I’ll point and laugh too.HAHA,but if these fuckwads weren’t dangerous,they would just be sad.

  • Bitter Scribe

    I wonder how many of these guys are aware that Trump’s son-in-law (and trusted advisor) is an Orthodox Jew, and that his daughter converted to Judaism when she married him.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      you know how they are about seeing and believing only what they want to see or believe

    • Ezio Auditore

      But more importantly, how can they profess to be Christians and hate Jews if the man they claim to believe in and worship as their Lord and Savior was Jewish?

      • Bitter Scribe

        Yeah, plus there’s that whole awkward thing about how Jesus believed himself to be the Jewish Messiah, sent to the world to save the Jews and only the Jews, and that whole thing about converting the Gentiles was cooked up after he was long dead. (Or ascended to heaven, if you prefer.)

        • The Librarian

          Yep and still playing the blame game 2,000 years later.

      • OrG

        They don’t actually READ the Bible.

        • Ezio Auditore

          That too, otherwise they would find out about the verse in Revelation where it says Christ’s skin is the color of bronze.

          • The first Messiah was the color of bronze and second Messiah is the color of bronzer. – Reince Priebus.

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            He’s the King!….

          • No he isn’t. Elvis is the King.

          • And since Evis is alive and living in a nursing home with black JFK, he’ll come and save us!

        • Claire

          They don’t read the Constitution either. They can’t, it’s written at too high a grade level.

          I wish that were a joke, but it’s really not. Too many people in red states just don’t have the education to process large words and complex sentence structures.

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            This is absolutely true. I was in teacher-training waaaaaaaaay back when, and was stunned to hear one of the history-teacher-wannabes proclaim that the Constitution says that “your rights end where my arm begins.” The mind fucking boggles.

        • Nounverb911

          They don’t actually READ.
          /FIFY

      • Jesus was just a nice Jewish boy who grew up and went into his daddy’s business?

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Well, see now, Jesus, was the Son of God, who, everybody knows, is German…

      • The Librarian

        I’ve often tried to figure that out, but I’m just stumped.

      • BeachBum

        God’s Chosen People must have got it wrong. Whodathunkit.

    • msanthropesmr

      He’s one of the good ones. Credit to his people.

      • BeachBum

        I always assumed some were good people.

  • Nounverb911

    And in still more Nazi news, Newtron Gingrich wants to know why Obama is waging war on Israel.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f7cf16e617ba795f82a110d617331d44d677edeae14608f2e2091a9cfd350ae6.png

    • OrG

      WTF is he even talking about?

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        Obama attacked Israel by approving 38 billion in military weapons transfers to Israel, I guess?

        • phoenix00

          Remember, nuance is completely lost on these morons.

      • Nounverb911

        The US not vetoing the UN vote last week.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          Sorry we didn’t rubber stamp your occupation again

          • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

            Occupation or apartheid?

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            a little from column A…

          • Nounverb911

            Yes!

          • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

            Both just a means to genocide.

        • Bitter Scribe

          Yeah. Oh boo hoo, the Israelis got their wrists slapped for building homes on the land they took by force and may have to give back one day.

      • BeachBum

        The US did not veto the UN Security Council saying bad things about Israel’s occupation and settlements on the West Bank.

    • Shoto

      Fuckin’ idiot.

      • Nounverb911

        Which one? Nuttyahoo is off the deep end too, now he wants to censure the US.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Fuck off, Newt. Maybe Bibi shouldn’t have dissed Bamz all those times.

      Payback is a bitch…

    • Shibusa

      I wish this loser would crawl back under whatever rock he’s been living under for the last decade or two.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      I am not against supporting Israel, but I object to the way it acts as though it is entitled to billions of our tax dollars and unconditional support and then disrespects our president when it doesn’t get its own way 100% of the time.

      • notaten

        I think a lot of Americans conflate supporting the government of Israel with supporting Jews in general. I think a lot of folks with good intentions don’t make that distinction. In my opinion.

        • Tiny kaiju

          And then there is the End of Days crew that needs Israel for their big Armageddon party.

          • notaten

            That’s what they want. I don’t think it will be a very fun party.

          • Tiny kaiju

            Certainly not for the Jews if all goes as planned.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Recycling holocaust jokes :

    You know why Trump’s “alt-right” folks like Jews more than pizza?

    The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      I don’t like these jokes.

    • CatCafe de la Resistance

      Hey, you know, as someone whose grandmother was in Auschwitz and survived to tell the tales, and whose extended family was slaughtered in the camps, these really are not funny, okay? Give it a rest.

    • Ill-Advised

      Is this an imposter poster?

      Why is it still here?

      And when can that get fixed?

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        Relax: they are jokes a friend of mine used to use to needle our German coworkers.

        After which they would explain they all learned about the holocaust in school and then went home and accused their grandparents of atrocities.

  • His battery was only supposed to give him one tweet but it lasted for a whole 8 tweets.

    Try the veal. Tip yer waitress.

  • Cogswell – Bah! Humbug!

    Slowly but surely the tide will turn against the onion-skinned turd. The rubes with more than just a handful of firing neurons and synapses (the smart ones) are starting to figure out they’ve been played.

    Of course it will take a lot more time for the slower ones.

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      So, there’s three of them who are starting to figure it out?

      • Claire

        That’s about all I’ve seen evidence for, tbh.

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          I’m not too sure about the one with the Myrrh…

          • Claire

            Myrrh Dude seems pretty depressed, though.

      • Cogswell – Bah! Humbug!

        There were some screaming about the Goldmann-Sachs appointees and now there’s this:

        Business Community Is Shocked and Alarmed That Trump Conned Them

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      A lot more time. A lot….

    • OrG

      Isn’t that what we said about w?

    • phoenix00

      If Confirmation Bias doesn’t hold them out long enough to screw the rest of us…

  • Mavenmaven

    The sad thing is that all the Orthodox people I know think Trump is the friggin’ messiah. They are in for a very rude awakening.

    • msanthropesmr

      He’s just a very naughty boy.

    • FigaroPho

      For some reason, all kinds of different people looked at Trump and saw what they wanted to see and it was drastically different from what all the other people seeing what they wanted to see saw.

  • marxalot

    Have I mentioned lately how I hate everything?

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Still recycling holocaust jokes:

    The “alt-right” aren’t completely anti-Semitic. They admire many Jewish luminaries.

    Of course they are all lampshades.

    • Vagenda and Tiara

      Ouch!

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    As someone with mostly Swedish genes, most of my life I’ve kind of resented the fact that such a numerically small genetic group (Jews) has held such a large part of our overall global discussion. Now I have to feel better about this? Thanks, Trump….

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Lies. 98.8% of your genes are no different than a Chimpanzee’s.

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Just mine?…

        • DoILookAmused2u ?

          Yes. Just you.

          No, of course not.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          YOUR MAMA TOO!

          (that’ll teach ya to throw one that slow right over the plate)

        • pussygrabber in chief

          Don’t worry, you’re just as closely related to the bonobo.

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            See, we never talk about bonobos….

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            I’m surprised, since they enjoy a lot of sexy funtime.

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            Well, me, too, although at a slower pace than I used to…

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Right turn, Clyde

        • TJ Barke

          Clyde was an orangutan, though.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            typical libtard has to play the race card!!1!

          • TJ Barke

            lol

    • Ezio Auditore

      I’ve often wondered about white supremacists who claim to be so “pure” and “100% white”. I guarantee if they themselves took a DNA test they would probably fail their own “one drop rule”.

      • Upside, since evolution doesn’t exist to them, they’ll never understand bottlenecking.

        • Or inbreeding?

          • theCryptofishist

            I think they understand inbreeding a little too well, if you know what I mean.

      • Picabo
        • IOnlyLikeCats

          It was always fairly clear they didn’t go extinct, they just bred with us.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            Neanderthal Genocide!

        • Doug Langley

          Ummm . . . exactly how did they determine that Neanderthals had “the ability to stop smoking”?

      • therblig

        as in dropped on the head?

      • OrG

        Sadly,when I got a DNA test it came out 99.7% Northern European,.3% Native American.

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          .3%: Just a blow job?…

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            dry hump in the back seat

        • Ezio Auditore

          Point is, it’s still not “100% white” though. I remember an American white nationalist who was trying to start an all-white town went on a British black woman’s TV show and when he took a DNA test he discovered he was 14% Sub-Saharan African.

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            I do too! He was absolutely stunned.

          • CatCafe de la Resistance

            All I can think of is the Dave Chappelle black white supremacist.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      For some reason fascists and white supremacists think Jewish people are literal demons and honestly I try to support all PoC and religions who still have to prove they’re human but I try not to think about these gits too much…

      • Ezio Auditore

        What I don’t get is how they seem to think Jewish is a race? Or that virtually every Jewish person I’ve ever met is white?

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          Well, it’s both or neither genetic heritage or a religion….that’s how it survived the diaspora, I think… I’m always resentful that we spend so much less time discussing India, for instance…

          • Lark_in_the_AM

            The Indians aren’t mixed up in ancient European hatreds.

          • theCryptofishist

            Except for the Gypsies.

          • Lark_in_the_AM

            True, but the connection is so far removed they aren’t identified as having originated there.

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            They’re aliens….

          • OrG

            Ancient Asian hatreds?

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            How would we know? We don’t talk about them….

        • IOnlyLikeCats

          Jewish people are white until Christians want to be the only respectable religion. Also, being Jewish is kind of a race, it’s complicated.

      • theCryptofishist

        It’s like a mainline straight back to the worst medieval stuporsticians. Or maybe even stone age.

      • theCryptofishist

        It’s like a mainline straight back to the worst medieval stuporsticians. Or maybe even stone age.

  • shastakoala

    The only perk in creating your own reality is that nothing is real unless you say it is.

  • pussygrabber in chief

    I was told there would be no math.

    • theCryptofishist

      You, too! they lied to us all!

  • Nounverb911
    • Ezio Auditore

      So Donald, when are you going to pull your businesses out of other countries (China included)?

      • Nounverb911

        Someone should tell him that Brooks Brothers makes 1.5 Million ties a year in Queens, NY.

        • msanthropesmr

          They don’t make their shirts there.

    • Yr. Gma

      Somebody needs to tell him the elections is over.

      • pussygrabber in chief

        The election will never be over for him because he knows he lost the popular vote bigly. He needs to be reminded of this. Every. Single. Day.

    • TJ Barke

      WHY IS THERE A TODDLER PLAYING WITH HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT? Oh wait…

      • Ezio Auditore

        Nah man. I know toddlers with more decency and reasoning skills than him.

    • pussygrabber in chief

      Still waiting to hear Electoral College President Trump’s plans to defeat ISIS and replace Obamacare with something great. But I have no doubt he’ll fix Obama’s unemployment rate.

  • Baked Alaska – I wonder if that is Sarah or Bristol’s twitter account?

    • Ezio Auditore

      Baked Alaska will be what happens when Scott Pruitt takes over the EPA.

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        I’m assuming you don’t mean marijuana.

        • Ezio Auditore

          No, not that baked. I mean cooking baked.

        • TJ Barke

          Even thinking about marijuana will be a capital offense when Sessions takes over as AG.

  • marxalot

    Sorry, did the big loud con-artist salesman type play to your fears and hopes, only to abandon you and turn to another grift the instant he’d gotten what he wanted and you no longer had value for him?
    Awwww, poow widdle white supwemacist.

  • boyblue123

    The guy who pumps out all this “War on Christmas” rhetoric to get his base all fired up dares to mention Hanukkah to them.

    Now the Trumpkins get pissed off at him lol

    • Vagenda and Tiara

      His company’s Christmas card says “Happy Holidays.” Ha ha.

  • Lark_in_the_AM

    What – were these idiots unaware that the Princess Ivanka is married to one of the Jewishes? That Ivanka’s children are being raised as Jewishes? That Jesus himself was a Jewish? They don’t seem to have either the brains or the self-awareness that the FSM gave broccoli.

  • Nounverb911

    I read on the internets that trumps wants to buy the UN site in NY and convert it into condos.
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/813500123053490176

  • theCryptofishist

    You can W+O all you want, but I was told there would be no math.

  • Treg Brown
    • phoenix00

      Wow, no ‘War on Christmas’ fautrage? Color me shocked!

  • thegirlwiththekittentattoo

    Thank you for this headline. The world needs more Yiddish right now: Er zol vaksen vi a tsibeleh, mit dem kop in drerd!

    • Vicious Babushka

      Es zoll effenen in zayn kop a loch, in vos andere menshen kenen derayn scheissen.

  • Nounverb911

    “Sorry, your headline should read Shootspaw.”
    –Michele Bachmannn

    • msanthropesmr

      I’m looking for the man that shot my paw.

      • BeachBum

        Well, I a heered he was holding 4 aces when everybody else had one.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Was your dad in Reno?

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    Can someone explain the whole “nested parentheses” thing to me? I can’t imagine that these people really get Boolean logic.

    • msanthropesmr

      It means Jew.

      • OrG

        In a bad way.

      • GunToting[Redacted]

        Seriously?

        • msanthropesmr

          Seriously. Their speech echoes everywhere. That’s what these shit for brains think.

          • CatCafe de la Resistance

            Honestly, don’t we all think Twitter should just be shut down? Wouldn’t we all be better off? It’s just become a filthy sewer of hatred and abuse.

        • Rick Hill

          Yeah but when people use these around their own handle it signifies support for Jews

    • Baby_Raptor

      A more detailed explanation: Rightwing Bigots were getting kicked off Twitter for their open antisemitism so they started using the parenthesis to note that the name within was a HORRIBLE JEW.

      I guess they think they’re being subtle?

      • GunToting[Redacted]

        So, the dude using it in his Twitter name is acknowledging that he is a horrible Jew as well? Or he mistakenly thinks that he’s being ironic? These idiots are fucking baffling.

        • Baby_Raptor

          Probably B. We’re not working with geniuses here.

  • Vagenda and Tiara

    So let me get this straight – the GOP establishment/evangelicals love Israel, because that’s where the end of the world is going to happen, and all the good Christians will get raptured to heaven, but the rank and file GOP drooling idiot base hates Jews? I sense an opportunity for a fractured party here. I also suspect when the GOP’s latest plan to tie budget deficits to cutting Social Security might also cause a real rift. The rubes all claim to hate socialism, but they love those sweet SS checks and Medicare.

    • Nounverb911

      Logic, how does that work?

    • msanthropesmr

      I’ve given up. Everybody is so stupid there is no smarts.

    • Rick Hill

      Well, only the altrights hate the Jews because they’re Jews. The christians hate the Jews because they killed jeebus but since the Jewish state is part of the end of times they lerv the state but not the Jewesses, themselves. Or some stupid fcking shit.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Haven’t you been listening to Donald. His base loves him because he talks out of both sides of his mouth. It’s what they want!…

    • boyblue123

      The GOP establishment like the Israeli PM because he wants to kick all the Palestinians out of the West Bank. Now hes throwing a hissy fit cause the UN voted against that.

    • Ezio Auditore

      It’s like on that article the other day about the people blaming a Jewish family for the Christmas Carol play getting cancelled at some school.

      I was like I’m a Catholic Christian but this is the reason everyone hates us ya hypocritical hateful jackasses.

    • ResistanceFighterCaptainHowdy

      The Jews are all supposed to die in the crapture or armageddon or something, aren’t they?

  • Rick Hill

    They are beginning to realize they’ve been had? Maybe they should have paid attention to ALL the things trump has been saying, not just the shit he whispered in their ears when he was saying “Believe me!”

    • Ezio Auditore

      Wait until they realize Donald Trump doesn’t give a crap about them and won’t bring back their jobs that they constantly blame brown people for.

      • Rick Hill

        Oh, there will be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth….

        • Rick Hill

          (Hopefully it will not include the rending of garments….)

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            Considering the pics on the “people of Walmart” site I definitely do not want any rending of any garments!!!

          • Mickey Donovan

            Well, we could rend all those expensive-but-cheap Trump Chinese garments. All of ’em, Katie.

          • Rick Hill

            As long as it’s in the privacy of their homes

      • HorseChestnut

        I’m pretty sure they’ll just keep blaming brown people. To do otherwise would be admitting the Librul Snowflake triggered cuck feminazi Cultural Marxist degenerate BLM MSM complex that (according to them) took over their country was right about Trump – something they already proved they would do anything to avoid, up to and including voting for Donald Fucking Trump as fucking President of the United States.

        They will never realize. They will never own their mistake (and it is their mistake). They were willing to drive our country over a cliff just to piss off people who disagree with them.

    • The Librarian

      Ha! Buyer’s remorse, didn’t read the fine print.

      • marxalot

        Caveat empt(yhead).

      • Rick Hill

        Fine print? They didn’t read the great big red letters saying Danger, Will Robinson!!!!

        • The Librarian

          You are correct.The fine print is just an extra cya. Too bad neither was understood.

      • CatCafe de la Resistance

        Didn’t read.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    President Obama walked a fine line with the UN resolution; we don’t support Israel taking over all of Palestine, but if we walk away from Israel entirely, it will become a smoking grease spot thirty minutes later. Imagine Fuckface von Clownstick trying to wrangle this kind of delicate foreign policy. Then stock up on the booze of your choice while there’s time.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      Hillary Clinton seemed pretty good at it and she only supported two wars (one of them wasn’t supposed to become a war) when all this nonsense is happening. How did people think she was hawkish? Hawkish like starting a trade war with China?

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Also, if Trump thinks he and Putin are going to get together to put the squeeze on China, he’s going to be very surprised….and not delighted…

        • CatCafe de la Resistance

          “But… but… Putin is my FRIEND! He SAID so! He said I was BRILLIANT! He helped me get elected!”

    • The Librarian

      Which is why the U.S. abstained. Diplomacy required sending a message, rather than total condemnation.

      • efoveks

        And we still got smacked for it. Someone needs to send Bebe to the corner for a time out on the naughty spot.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      All this while the “right wing” of Israeli settlers continue to defy any attempts to stop expanding their illegal settlements…

    • Rick Hill

      Taiwan, too. Now China is demanding we remove them from our defense support

  • Pinkham’s Law

    I knew these people were insane, but did they seriously think he could be President and utterly ignore the existence of non-Christians?

    • therblig

      not only ignore, but outlaw

    • Rick Hill

      Yes, yes they did.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      He’s got time. Look at how he reacted to Pooty-Poot telling Hillary Clinton supporters to “lose gracefully.” Instead of condemning a foreign power for chastising more than half of his population, he re-tweeted it with a big “fuck yeah” added. I’m sure once he gets a whiff of how upset his supporters are he’ll tweet something offensive about non-Christian americans. Probably at 3 a.m.

    • pussygrabber in chief

      Or ignore Israel which, I’ve heard, is full of Jews.

    • BeachBum

      Yup, that and a whole lot more.

    • ResistanceFighterCaptainHowdy

      I suppose “America is a Christian country” would imply that it rightfully contains no non-Christians.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Seriously, I doubt that they can think at all.

    • CatCafe de la Resistance

      Yes. Yes they did. In fact they were hoping he would GET RID of the non-Christians.

  • Rick Hill

    Oh, the popping noise that will be made when millions of trumpf followers pull their heads from their rearends will be deafening

  • Latverian Diplomat

    So far, I’m seeing a whole lot of Nazi, and not much Neo out of those folks.

    • Ezio Auditore

      It’s like how there is nothing “alternative” about the alt-right either.

      • Rick Hill

        I’d have thought alternative meant they were the same as the log cabin republicans

        • Latverian Diplomat

          I thought it was just that the alt key was jammed from too much accumulated cheetos dust and/or splooge.

          • Rick Hill

            Ok, there is a limit on the amount of Ewwww. you are permitted to generate. You need to walk it back, now

          • data_ninja

            For real! The part about cheetos crossed the line, those things are gross.

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            They meant “ult”…

          • Rick Hill

            Where’s my Tab?

      • marxalot

        Well, it’s a viable alternative to sanity, hygiene, interpersonal skills, and self-awareness!

  • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

    Molotov, Donald. Seems you lit a fuse.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    The only question I have, is which part of Canada is the Sudetenland again?

    • theCryptofishist

      That densely populated English speaking area right over the border.

    • CatCafe de la Resistance

      “Alaska has traditionally ALWAYS been part of Russia.”

    • phoenix00

      There is a chunk that hangs under the 49th parallel…..

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Yes, there’s a school bus that has to cross the border (twice) to take the kiddies to school.

  • going4baroque

    Slightly offroad: it might be that Trump, characterized by Obama after their WH meeting as pragmatic rather than ideological, will actually bring about some beneficial change, by way of simply acting sanely toward others (AEB wishing Jews a happy hanukkah) which causes a reactionary state of cognitive dissonance in supporters’ brains.
    A person experiencing cognitive dissonance in order to avoid a state of insanity must resolve the cognitive dissonance by accepting Trump’s position of respecting Jews or, as evidenced by (AEB) the tweets basically calling Trump a traitor, they must reject Trump. How many will resolve their cognitive dissonance by seeing their hero acting sanely or reject their hero by clinging to the insanity of their hatred of the other, time will tell.

    • theCryptofishist

      You lost me at Trump acting sanely.

      • going4baroque

        just imagine, for kicks, that wishing the Jews a happy hanukkah is a sane act, and you’ll find your way

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          Real Estate….

        • Rick Hill

          He’s pandering because he wants to get all the Likes and upvotes. Not in the same category.

          • going4baroque

            still my point stands, Trump’s intent does not alter the reaction of his supporters, the act not the motive is the thing

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            no it’s not, if they are free to invent any motive they choose

          • going4baroque

            what you are pointing out is a rationalizing justification of Trump’s act, ok, fine, there will be that element probably, so as to protect the image of their hero as the same, just acting deviously, like the multi level chess theory

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            It’s what most of them are already doing. I’m glad to see a few of them getting Trumpgrets®, but most of them will continue to twist themselves into pretzels of denial

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            You are stretching your hopes. I approve this theoretic exercise, though I have zero belief in its efficacy…

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Look how easily they’ve already reconciled his many already broken campaign promises. This whole if/then exercise depends upon them being limited to a logical course of action and they’ve already proven that they’re not bound by that. If push comes to shove, they’ll find some way to rationalize nearly anything. If they can’t, they’ll either deny it (no matter how much proof you present) or they’ll simply bail out by saying they never took they particular promise literally.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      The Joos made him do it, they’re that evil.

      He’s up to some sort of eleventy millionth dimension chess, he’s that smart

      Never underestimate their ability to reconstruct their reality to accommodate whatever inconveniences they stumble across

      • going4baroque

        your list could also be a primer on how to generate fake news, it’s just that easy

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          fake news is what these people exist on- if I could concoct the BS necessary to overcome their cognitive dissonance that quickly, what make you think no one else could? You keep assuming that they will be constrained by logic or reality…

          • going4baroque

            I’ve made absolutely no assumptions, just laying out the theory of cognitive dissonance and the manner of its resolution, more or less

    • BeachBum

      Interesting. Seeing as how we live in a post truth era, Trump could just tell his supports some “truth” of any sort and they would prolly believe it.

      • going4baroque

        quite possibly, too much of the world falls for propaganda in the best of times

    • HazooToo

      Question: At this post-election stage, what consequence is there for Trump if his supporters reject him?

      • going4baroque

        for one, more likely to be a one term president, wholesale rejection by his supporters probly means he has tacked radically to the left, which is the best case scenario for the country and for the world

        • HorseChestnut

          I think he’s unlikely to seek reelection. I mean, he’ll be seventy-four. No one wants to do this shit at seventy-four, especially after having just done it at seventy.

        • HazooToo

          Even if “radically to the left” means just acting like a sane Republican, I have to admit, that IS better. And that hurts to admit.

          • going4baroque

            I agree. After all, Eisenhower, a sane Republican gave us the Interstate system and he said this:

            “Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes that you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid.”

            I’m sure you are aware that the pragmatic Trump has said he does not want to change social security or medicare

          • HazooToo

            Yes. I am also aware that Ryan has said he DOES, though, so I’m not going to calm down just yet. Also, lets keep in mind that Trump also tends to favor any idiot who flatters him, and that his positions can change from sentence to sentence. He may well be pragmatic, but he’s also vain, greedy, short-tempered and sleazy. And an idiot.

    • thixotropic jerk

      I’m betting that Obama’s public characterization of Trimple as “pragmatic” contrasted a wee bit with his private characterization of him as “bugfuck crazee.” The man’s a pathological narcissist first and foremost. Whatever “beneficial change” his reign of error will bring about will be minor at best, accidental, random and entirely overshadowed by the profoundly damaging “policies” that will fall out of his ass (and all over us) like so many shit flowers. Nice try though I appreciate any kind of optimism at this point it’s sorely needed!

      • going4baroque

        I’m not being pessimistic or optimistic, altho I do appreciate when the universe unfolds as it did just yesterday when Trump told Gingrich indirectly that he does too intend to drain the swamp and to (symbolically) STFU.

  • Rick Hill

    So….has our grand experiment ended, showing that people cannot govern themselves or has civilization shown that it cannot withstand the interwebs?

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Our collective utopian ideal imaginings of an information age are a bust.

      • FauxAntocles

        Why can we never have anything nice?

        • Rick Hill

          $$$$$$

          • yyyaz

            $$$$ + ignorance + hate = boned x 10

    • Darkest Timeline Zach Morris

      The only experiment that failed us here was the Electoral College.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      IDK, but that 500 monkeys typing for 500 years and turning out Shakespeare was bullshit.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        “It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?”

      • tomamitai

        I thought it was infinite monkeys typing forever?

    • ResistanceFighterCaptainHowdy

      All of the above.

    • BeachBum

      I will say people can govern themselves eventually. Today we may be the democracy Neanderthals on an evolutionary cul-de-sac.

    • shaar dula

      and proliferation of guns. I dont’ think the world has ever seen such a large fraction of humans armed with so much weaponary.

    • Strepsi

      The U.S. population has always ha d a weird yearning for fascism.

    • CatCafe de la Resistance

      We just have too many people. Population Explosion and all that. And too many of them are stupid.

  • Pat_Pending

    I am concerned, confused, bewitched, bothered, and bewildered by this confluence of Nazis and Jews in the Trump universe. Somehow he’s got white supremacists and mean Jews of the Roy Cohn brand all playing together to do… what? Go after the schwartzers? Make money selling burning crosses wholesale? Eventually cancel each other out? Seriously, help a shiksa liberal girl out here…

    • OrG

      You’re trying to make sense out of insanity.

      • Pat_Pending

        Well, yeah. But those Cabinet meetings are gonna be CA-RAY!!!

        • phoenix00

          If Trumpy could be bothered to attend.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      His campaign was based on “I hate the _________ just like you do. And dummies of every type filled in the blank with what they wanted to hear.”

      • Pat_Pending

        So… kinda like playing Racist Mad Libs?

        • Latverian Diplomat

          Racist Mad Libertarians to be more precise.

          • HorseChestnut

            Because there’s no Liberty like that you’ll experience under an authoritarian and his untouchable gang of plutocrats…

          • phoenix00

            That’s…. horrifyingly accurate.

    • Vagenda and Tiara

      It’s Trumptown, baby, it doesn’t have to make sense. We’re post fact and reality now.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      It’s all about the grift. Right now they’re all trying to determine who the grifters are vs. the marks. So far, none of them has figured out that in the end, the house always wins and that there can be only one. Donnie will use them all because he’s the house at this point.

      • Pat_Pending

        At least we know that Trump can be the house and still find a way to go bankrupt. Failing upward is apparently something to which we’re all supposed to aspire now.

    • LucindathePook

      See, he IS a uniter, not a divider like the Muslin Kenyan.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    I thought the Germans were going to protect us from the Neo-Nazis?

    https://www.cnet.com/news/germany-is-putting-an-end-to-hate-speech-on-the-internet/

  • Latverian Diplomat

    I thought the Germans were going to protect us from the Neo-Nazis?

    https://www.cnet.com/news/germany-is-putting-an-end-to-hate-speech-on-the-internet/

    • phoenix00

      it might come down to that…..

  • Rick Hill

    How long before trump has a “Harry Mudd is a liar” Norman moment when he melts down from trying to please everyone?(Not because he will be trying to be preznit, that’s not what he wanted to do but he always needs to be lerved)
    When he does that, he’ll regress into true Howard Hughes levels of madness and will lash out at all the people.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “This is why I can’t have cocktail parties where I invite all my friends. Also I’m too cheap. Those neo-nazis drink like fish.”
    — Donald Trump

  • BeachBum

    Riddle me this : If Donald supports Israel being aggressive in Palestine, Arabs come in to support Palestine, war breaks out, we support Israel again no doubt (3rd time), price of oil goes thru the roof, and the oil companies get more filthy rich. Donnie and his buddies make out like bandits. ?

    • thixotropic jerk

      Add “and Middle East war begats WW 3” and you pretty much sum up Dummald Twat’s entire foreign policy “success.”

    • notaten

      Putin’s wet dream. Get his company, er, his _country_ out of the red.

    • phoenix00

      Turkey breaks off, Iran calls violation of the Nuclear Deal and hastily reassembles its nukes, the EU closes off its bases, and Putin profits off all sides.

      And ISIL will still not be defeated.

      As Thixotropic says below, WW3.

    • arglebargle

      3. Profit!

  • Daisy

    What, they didn’t realize his daughter was Jewish?

    • The Librarian

      Maybe because she’s blond and Aryan looking, she can pass.

    • efoveks

      She wasn’t born that way so maybe t doesn’t “count”.

      • pussygrabber in chief

        I would think that converting would make it worse.

        • FigaroPho

          No, she converted so she could marry a super rich guy so that makes it okay. She’ll become a goddess in their minds if she divorces Kushner and takes all his money.

    • phoenix00

      Donnie will grab her straight.

  • Vagenda and Tiara

    “Cool it on the Jew Stuff” is going to be my next band’s name.

    • Rick Hill

      Sounds like a great slogan for a new, refreshing soft drink, too

      • Vagenda and Tiara

        I was going to do a pun on Mountain Dew’s slogan, but after looking it up, I realized “Do the Jew” has some negative connotations, and isn’t really appropriate for a mommy blog. It would be really appropriate for Dead Breitbart though.

        Before this election, I actually thought anti-semitism was kind of dead, but oh, how wrong I was. It’s been a real eye opener.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      If you get it together fast enough you could play the inauguration.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Ixnay on the ewJay uffStay.

      • Vagenda and Tiara

        My last band’s name was “Cool it on the Butt Stuff.”

        • Old Man Yells at Cloud

          That would be a great name for a hemorrhoid treatment.

    • Actually, get your hands on the CD by the Klezmonauts, ‘Oy to the World: a Klezmer Christmas’. Great album!

      • CatCafe de la Resistance

        I’m still going to vote to the “Hip Shofar” player on Conan (and his albums, “Sho Far, Sho Good,” etc).

  • The Librarian

    Poops, bungled that one.

  • Joe McCarthy’s Ghost

    It should be noted that WWE Hall Of Famer PEOTUS Pussygrabber tweeted a
    photo of a menorah on the first night of Hanukkah with every candle
    burning.

    • The Wanderer

      I’m an atheist, and even I know you don’t light the candles all at once.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      Lil’Donnie does everything so bigly that instead of being low energy and just lighting an additional candle each night, he lights a whole additional menorah each night and Lil’Donnie has the yuuuugest best menorahs.

    • CatCafe de la Resistance

      Well, at least he tried. Also, too, I have the best menorahs, the longest candles, the hugest light, my light lasted for sixteen days, bigly.

  • kindness

    I woulda thought the Breitbart White Wonders of the Intertubes would have gotten a clue where this was headed when word got out it required a crow bar to separate Bibi, Donald & Vlad even with all that Astroglide spread everywhere. And I mean Everywhere….

    • Coco Oli

      What’s going to happen with Vladdy though since he supports Iran and Syria. Oh the headache.

    • phoenix00

      Throw in Tsai Ing-Wen and Rodrigo Duterte and you’ve got a PAR-TAY!

  • Rick Hill

    Up next: The people who voted for the guy who would tear it all down are upset that he tears it all down. And runs it through the shredder. And pisses on it. And sells the pile for compost….

    • BeachBum

      Russian compost best compost in world !

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        All other compost is shit!

      • JustDon’tSayDittos,Brad

        In Russia, shit composts you!

    • HorseChestnut

      But he was only supposed to tear down those other people’s stuff! Waaaahhh no fairrrr!

      • CatCafe de la Resistance

        You know, those OTHER people, the ones who mooch off the government, unlike US, with our disability and unemployment and social security and Medicare and Obamacare, WHY isn’t he taking THEIR stuff away?

  • pussygrabber in chief

    So I guess this means Unpresident Trump’s alt-right mob supports Obama in re the UN vote to “destroy” Israel?

    • BeachBum

      Whoa there ! Too much thinning to do ! Some logic might show up ! The enemy of my enemy is my friend ? “Warning Warning Brain Cell Overload Commencing in 5, 4, 3, 2 1/2, …….

      • Holly_Jolly_Andy_Kreiss

        It’s gonna be tough on the toady boys, watching their anti-establishment outsider cult leader being the puppet of Israel and Russia at the same time. That’s tricky.

  • Panika MCD

    have these people been in a mass induced coma or something? he’s been militantly pro-Israel all year and even told the GOP Jewish Coalition that he liked them because they were “good negotiators”. even if his daughter hadn’t married a Jared Kushner, it makes sense for him to do this.

    • HorseChestnut

      > have these people been in a mass induced coma or something?

      Get ready to say that a lot.

    • Courser

      He’s also all GRRR MADFACE Twitterbomb!!! over the US abstaining on the UN vote to sanction Israel. But they’re mad about Hannukkah? Which in the big scheme of things is a minor Jewish holiday.

    • Holly_Jolly_Andy_Kreiss

      It’s hard to read when you’re screeching like a chimp at the bright red trucker cap at a rally, and thinking about bad hombres.

  • geoffalnutt

    And that’s pronounced “choots-pah”. I only know because Sarah Plain corrected me. So much. And a lot, too. I sure feel more better about speaking Jewish.

    • BeachBum

      Thanks. This is why I come here. I learn something everyday!

  • thixotropic jerk

    Tyrumpfh stands for everything and nothing all at once simultaneously because he is the Alfalfa Romeo and the Omega 3 Fish Krill Oil because he is the underdog poorme helpless victim beating all his non-white enemies to death while screaming “stop you hurted me” all his sycophants love his lies they feast on them without them they would be sick with the truth and unable to blamefest The Ended

  • Resistance Engineer Red Bird

    Seriously, these people have no life.

    • yyyaz

      Lives not worth living and an iron will to live.
      — Vonnegut

    • harryr

      But, sadly, they do have a vote.

      • HorseChestnut

        Sometimes, they have five times the vote you have! America!

        • Holly_Jolly_Andy_Kreiss

          The genius of the framers. Rural Affirmative Action guarantees that your vote carries more weight in proportion to how far you live from a lyeberry.

  • Ezio Auditore

    It is true that those who don’t know their history are condemned to repeat it.

    And yet it seems even those who do know their history are condemned to watch other people repeat it.

    • ThirdAmendmentMan

      Sadly Trump followers WANT to repeat it.

      • roberteye

        Oh they sure do. They just figure they can avoid some of the mistakes Hitler made, yet still have all the death camps, fun Kristallnacht capers and stuff.

      • SnarkON

        Except this time they win the war against the Allies.

        • An-Nusantarani

          America is much much stronger than Germany ever was and can ever be.
          Came with dominating a whole continent just by existing (unlike Europe)

  • roberteye

    Wow (I could’ve say oy vey!) Maybe if/when he & Paul Lyin repeal Obamacare – knocking a bunch of his low info folks off the healthcare they thought he was kidding about repealing – and then next May tweets “Happy Ramadan”, the rallies will be over.

    • HorseChestnut

      I misread that as “Paul Lynde,” and now I’m even sadder that no, it’s just Paul Ryan.

      • Courser

        GMTA

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      They’ve already rolled back the Medicaid expansion in KY and TX.

  • The Wanderer

    Um . . .

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Buyer’s remorse already, Trumpanzees?

  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    Just because I’m a history buff, I’m just gonna add that in that the one with the Hartley Shawcross “quote” is a complete lie. Hartley Shawcross did take part in the prosecution during the Nuremberg trials, and did his best to make sure, after a fair trial, the Nazis were hung by the neck until dead. Which most of them were.

    • The Wanderer

      I concur – Shawcross and the other prosecutors were dead set on punishing the guilty. And they Deserved the punishments they received.

      • Keith Taylor

        Shawcross, from what I’ve read, was more moderate than the other prosecutors, because he didn’t want the Nuremberg trials to be mere “winners’ vengeance”. But his position was that the allies didn’t need to exact “winners’ vengeance”. The evidence showed clearly enough that the top Nazis were complicit in from the beginning, and guilty as hell of, mass murder of unarmed civilians. Once the evidence was in and duly weighed, no verdict but “Guilty” was even possible.

    • yyyaz

      Fake News, Fake History, Fake President-Elect. I blame silicone.

    • Amy!

      Some research here:

      http://www.scrapbookpages.com/WesternGermany/SirHartleyShawcross.html

      Short version: no record of it anywhere (especially not in the places that archive AP news stories, which means the attribution to AP is certainly a lie). No record of a speech in Stourbridge. Two AP stories on him from the 80s, neither from ’84. A link to a geocities posting (now gone with the rest of that festering web-pit) that claimed to quote pretty much the same thing (from him? unclear) in March 1948, which is so outrageously unlikely (and so poor a source) as to provoke laughter, which was sourced not to AP but to the Times of London.

      Nothing on snopes that I found, but might show up there.

      (oh, and I discovered the above link from the wikipedia talk page, because of course the frou-frou fa-fa tried to put it into wikipedia. *sigh*)

    • Keith Taylor

      History buffs are among my favourite people. As people who make up their own lying version of history to support their crazy prejudices are among my least favourite. Good for you, Dr. Rrrrrobotnik.

  • ViveLaRésistance

    Buyer’s remorse amongst the wingnuttery is always fun to watch. Buyer’s remorse for something they should’ve seen coming but missed because they embrace their own stupidity so completely….that is the best.

  • JoeChristmas

    It’s really a christmas miracle that the right wing Nazi’s and plenty of pro-Israel rich Jews were able to work together to elect our pussy grabber in chief.

    • phoenix00

      “No miracle, no miracle here”

      – Putin

  • tehbaddr

    I’m astonished at the open fascism of these emboldened throw backs!

    • SnarkON

      They’re not emboldened, though. They’re sad little cowards who hide behind Twitter pseudonyms.

    • phoenix00

      Is there snark in there? Because frankly I’m not shocked.

  • RobKanC

    Hahaha. The salt in those nazi tears is delicious. For some reason I don’t think they signed up for this. Fuck ’em all.

  • pgjack

    It’s all part of the war against Hanukkah. Or maybe the war against Ramadan. Or maybe the war against Festivus. Or the war against Flying Spaghetti Monster Day. There have been many religions so there has to be many wars against them. If you run out of religions to hate you can base your hatred on skin color but they all tend to blend together when people intermingle. Finger prints would be a good one, probably never run out of people with different finger prints than you. Certainly DNA based hate would give you the option of nearly endless war but if it did reach it’s logical conclusion you’d be alone. Maybe it’d be best to stop looking for reasons to hate and look for reasons to love instead.

    • phoenix00

      You’re right: it all boils down to “War Against Not Us”

  • HorseChestnut

    I’m astonished by how much I had let myself believe that something had actually changed in the US. I mean, pre-Trump, I thought the good guys were winning, that we were headed in a saner direction, that we might yet become less greedy and violent. I actually began to feel like a citizen in my country, not just a piece of trash that no one had noticed and cleared away yet.

    Now, I know better. And I’m sure that would make some people very happy. So Merry Christmas to them, I guess.

    • bookish

      Nah. Fuck them, I guess.

    • miss_grundy

      You have to see these next four years as the last gasp of old white people who believed that they were victimized during the Obama administration because they had to allow “other people” to sit at the adult’s table. These Drumpf asshats are going to so screw everything up that people will be begging to have anyone other than a Republican in power again. We just need to ensure that next time we are willing to defend our candidate against all comers.

      • HorseChestnut

        I don’t see it as the last gasp of old white xenophobes, though. I see it as the rise of young white Redditors.

        • Keith Taylor

          God, HorseChestnut, I hope you are mistaken and MissGrundy is right in her estimate. As you do, no doubt. But … you could well be right.

      • Kitty Smith

        Don’t you fucking wish. They keep breeding, and they keep teaching. HorseChestnut is right. It’s not the last gasp old white assholes, it’s the appearance of the young white assholes.

  • SnarkON

    W+O = WTF is this idiot talking about?

    • Me not sure

      WHITE MATH! Not like that Arabic number shit at all.

      • Keith Taylor

        YES, WHITE MATH! And actually that number system we call Arabic was devised by the people of the Indian subcontinent before the Arabs adopted it and brought it to Europe, so the people who created it were probably even darker hued than Arabs, which clearly makes it even more obscene and demonic. We must reject it NOW! Our very souls are at stake! (Not, in my view, that any kindred spirit of Donald Trump’s has a soul to worry about.)

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      Tungsten Monoxide.

    • Holly_Jolly_Andy_Kreiss

      Inbreeding as a cause.

    • handyhippie65

      my mom’s granny was native american, so to him, i’m an other. ahh, the old one drop rule. yee fuckin’ ha.

    • phoenix00

      No idea. Does not add up to 42. sqrt(-1) makes more sense.

  • Lee Hillhouse

    Do these people not know that Trump has a Jewish son inlaw and Jewish grandchildren and a Jewish daughter?

  • Grokenstein

    Never thought I’d be sad for it to be my day off, because I want to go in, find that shithead who was stomping around the break rooms a couple of weeks ago yelling that everything but “Merry Christmas” was ‘obsolete’ (because ‘we won get over it’ yadda dada), bend him over a table, and fuck him up. …With tweets! …Well, with just this one tweet.

    • HorseChestnut

      Don’t forget to wish him a happy new year.

    • miss_grundy

      Is that tweet tied to the end of a broom handle–with more tweets?????

  • Me not sure

    It is to plotz!

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Wait until they find out that their Drumpfenführer is giving Netanyahoo a free pass to build Jewish settlements in the West Bank. They’ll just have to concede that he’s playing a “long game” that nobody is smart enough to figure out.

  • So, did someone not explain to Michael Ranger what the parentheses thing was all about, or is he as good at being a racist as he is at math?

    • Holly_Jolly_Andy_Kreiss

      I was completely unaware of the Jew-signaling parentheses thing until a few months ago. But my screen name includes “Kreiss”, so one day I got a reply that was simply (((Kreiss)))), and I thought I was getting a bunch of hugs.

      Of course, Kreiss sounds German to other Patriots©, so I also got called a Nazi by other ones who hadn’t yet embraced their alt right freak, and were still pretending to hate liberal Nazis.

      I just let them fight amongst themselves.

    • phoenix00

      … but in order to understand parentheses you gotta first understand order of operations…….

  • Begin Anew Day

    LOL! He hasn’t even been president one minute and he is already shedding supporters.

    At this rate donnie’s children are going to disinherit him.

    • Paperless Tiger

      I think his fan club is the rally crowd plus a load of Russian trolls. The rest just played along to block Hillary. Why, I’ll never know.

      • ltmcdies

        a steady diet of “emailz” “OMGBenghazi”..”girl cooties”

  • Logic of Color

    The notion that the Jews killed Jesus is one of the most ridiculous points in the bible. History is pretty clear that Rome ruled Jerusalem harshly and Pilate would not have given any shits what the Jews thought of whom he had executed. Jesus was a troublemaker who claimed to be (or at least represent) the true authority, and that was enough for the Romans to make an example of him and string him up, along with many other rabblerousers. The very suggestion that Pilate pleaded with the Jews over Jesus’ innocence, or over anything, is absurd and clearly suggests that Matthew, Luke and John were written to make Christianity appealing to Romans.

    • Keith Taylor

      All pellucid, cogent and correct, but naturally none of THEM will credit that or even consider it. Even the earliest gospel (Mark’s) was not written until after the various letters of Paul, and it was clear by then that the new religion was not going to make any real headway among the Jews — that it would have to go to the pagan Greco-Roman world, in other words the Empire, for its converts. Or else just die on the vine. Therefore the story had to be made palatable to the Empire’s authorities. Part of that process was the complete whitewash job the gospel authors did on Pontius Pilate, and the transfer of blame for the crucifixion to the Jews. Just ONE of the things wrong with that fabrication is the huge crowd that gathered around Pilate’s palace yelling, “Crucify him!” That happened on Passover Eve, when every Jew worthy of the name was at home, reverently getting ready for the most sacred feast of the Jewish year. If any of the lynch enthusiasts in that crowd actually were Jews, they must have been the lowest low-lifes in Jerusalem, and outnumbered greatly by the foreigners anyway. And Pontius Pilate, the real Pilate, not the ersatz Pilate of the gospels, had six cohorts of Roman infantry at his command who would have cut any disrespectful mob whatsoever into dog meat if he snapped his fingers. In real life he was just the man to do it, too.

      • Spot Letton

        IIRC, there’s no record or contemporary account of Jesus ever being crucified by anyone.

        • Logic of Color

          The historicity of Jeebus is a whole ‘nother game. Those of me who have been…just sayin’ he prolly didn’t exist but it may not be worth arguing that point. Imma still working that one out.

        • ahughes798

          or even being.

      • Logic of Color

        Bramen. I’ve never heard of or considered the Passover problem. Yet another issue is that he was welcomed by the Jews upon his entry (Matthew 21:9) with all the “Blessed” and “Hosanna” stuff you’d expect, then they turned on him the same day? The freakin’ bible makes no sense.

        • FigaroPho

          Two different groups of Jews. His followers and those of John welcomed him. The Pharisees and their followers didn’t.

  • Ricky Gay

    gawd these rotten idiots. THIS is why they can’t have gross things!

  • my2cents

    Oh wait, so….middle America didn’t know that New York City kind of racist means you (very fakely) pretend to like Jewish people, yugely, lots of time during transactions in order to have business deals with a wider range of business partners in a diverse city…and he was not about to stop that practice any time soon…so….DID NO ONE TELL YOU GUYS THAT LOLOLOL Oh yous.

  • Treg Brown
  • Fumblerooski

    We all know that liberals would NEVER fake incidents of racial hatred in order to hurt Republicans, amirite?

    Speaking of fake hatred…Isn’t Trump anti-Semitic? Why is he defending Israel’s interests and praising Hanukkah?

    Almost like the Democrats lied about his attitude about Jews to scare up votes…

    Sad!

    • Keith Taylor

      Who needs to fake incidents of bigotry? Right wingers produce enough real ones to discredit themselves, with no help at all from the left. Besides, I doubt any leftie really believed Trump is genuinely anti-Semitic — or genuinely anything else. “Whatever will play, whatever I can get the suckers to buy,” is his criterion.

      • Fumblerooski

        Let’s see…Trump hates black people. But he knows Kanye?

        Trump hates women. But his campaign manager is the First woman to win a Presidential election in our history.

        Trump hates gays. Who’s that waving the rainbow flag? What is Peter Thiel doing in the White House?

        • Anna Rompage

          Sweet little baby jeebus on a slice of holiday ham… are you serious?

          • Bad Tom

            His handle has “rooski” in it.
            Russian troll tell.

        • hvdv

          Your posts are subpar. You tried, but you must now return to your own people.

          • Smibo

            Yeah, I had high hopes for this one, that he (most certainly a “he”) would at least provide some entertainment value, but now I’m disabused of even that low bar of a notion. Off is the direction in which he is destined to fuck.

          • Fumblerooski

            It can’t be very entertaining to have Hillary’s racist history…and your complete hypocrisy…rubbed in your apparently hideous face.

            Oh, Trump is such a racist landlord that he forced Michael Jackson to live four floors below him, in a 110,000 dollar a month luxury suite! Which they hung out in all of the time! That utter Klansman :)

          • Anna Rompage

            yeah, it seems like wealthy pedophiles do like to hang out together… that’s for sure

          • Fumblerooski

            Huma Abedin, Hillary’s bottom b*tch, was married to degenerate Weiner.

            Hillary was “married” to degenerate Bill, frequent flyer on the ‘Lolita Express’

            Glass Houses, my friend :)

          • phoenix00

            > degenerate Weiner.

            At least that much we can agree.

          • Keith Taylor

            Wellllll …. since it was you who raised the subject of degenerate Bill, frequent flyer on the “Lolita Express”, a nickname for rich pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet … Donald Trump is on record as having said that he’d known Epstein for years, that he was a “terrific guy” and “a lot of fun”. He also mentioned that Epstein was partial to the company of young women, a thing he had in common with Trump, which is right. VERY young women. And I remember taking note, during one of the debates, when Trump enraged Bill Clinton by producing a parade of the women who had complained about Clinton’s advances, he was careful not to mention the name Epstein. I suspect he knew Clinton would be able to come back at him tellingly on that one. It looked very much to me as though NEITHER man dared mention Epstein. Trump has been married three times and his creepy remarks about his own daughter are no secret. I’m not even mentioning the accusations and charges against Trump which are considerably worse than that. Glass houses is right.

          • DahBoner

            Whoa, that sounds way worse than anything Bill or Hillary done.

            Values voters 😂

          • Fumblerooski

            “I’m disabused of even that low bar of a notion”. Word Salad. A stupid person’s idea of how a smart person talks.
            Sad!

          • Oblios_Cap

            I remember the Fumblerooski. You, sir, are not worthy of that name.

            And Leroy Butler, who beat Clemson with that play, was black. What a great name for a white supremacist.

            *GASP*!

          • ahughes798

            That sentence is not word salad. The Quitter from Wasilla is your champion for creating epic word salad. With croutons!

          • phoenix00

            Must burrow underground back to Russia….

        • Anna Rompage

          Yes, who was waving the rainbow flag while holding it upside down?

          Who’s named a long list of homophobic hoofwanking bunglecucks to his cabinet

          Who’s bragged about sexually assauting women while hanging out with a sub par Bushkin

          What presidential candidate has recently turned to white nationalists for support?

          The problem with trump and his supporters is his reality is how poor people think rich people live, by stealing, and fucking over whoever they can to make a buck, all while surrounding themselves with copious amounts of trashy shit…

          • Fumblerooski

            Oh no, the flag was upside down! He was signalling the Klan!

        • Smibo

          Does he “know” Kanye? Does anyone truly “know” anyone else? Is “knowing” a black guy like the new “some-of-my-friends-are-black” defense? Here’s a more apt question: Would Drumpf have rented an apartment to someone like him back in the 70’s-80’s?

          Thanks for trying; you’re obviously a real gem among humans. We cling to your every word.

          • Fumblerooski

            Why not take a page out of the Clinton handbook, and after pandering for the black vote, stab them in the back by reducing welfare benefits and locking up thousands?

            That is obviously not as hurtful as a 1973 lawsuit where several New York landlords were sued!

          • Smibo

            Yeah, “United States v. Fred C. Trump, Donald Trump, and Trump Management, Inc.” counts as being against “several New York landlords”, I suppose.

            Keep reaching; the next straw will win your argument for sure!

          • Fumblerooski

            How many thousands of black Lives did Trump ruin? When did he order the ruinous overthrow of Libya’s government, leading to the deaths of thousands of blacks and Arabs? Precipitating the rise of ISIS and the flow of refugees to Europe, which may destroy the EU?

            Yeah, Trump as done real damage to brown skinned people. Hillary Clinton is the way to go!

          • Smibo

            Hey, give the guy a fair chance, will you? He’s not even POTUS yet! Jeez, Louise…

          • Fumblerooski

            Hillary loves those super predators! She carries hot sauce!

          • Smibo

            (yawn)… Allow me to refer you to hvdv’s comment, below.

          • Fumblerooski

            I burned the sh*t out of you, loser :)

          • Smibo

            If that’s what you count as a “burn”, I bet you think you’ve never been exposed as A Idiot in any argument you’ve ever had. Hang on to that last delusional shred of self-esteem, and know that you’ve succeeded in boring the shit out of a bunch of liberals.

          • Fumblerooski

            You could never remove “the shit” from a bunch of fake liberals like you. You don’t really care about the blacks that Hillary and Bill screwed over, many fatally, you just whine about some stupid apartment rental case from the Carter administration. You are a hypocrite loser
            crypto-racist a**hole.

          • phoenix00

            I doubt that was a good burn since you don’t even have the balls to say shit.

          • Why are you here? Wouldn’t you be happier at Breitbart or Return of Kings or some such?

        • phoenix00

          > But his campaign manager is the First woman to win a Presidential election in our history.

          Putin ain’t gonna like that

        • Mike Steele

          Seems you’re onto something, Fumbles. However, those Donald hates the MOST are losers who aren’t rich and folks who won’t kiss his ass to make him richer. SOOO…unless you’re just hanging out online to keep from pissing away your trust fund, I’d posit that you’re right up there on his shit list, bro’.

      • ltmcdies

        so this is going to be the next few years….every time something….shall we say…indicative of the bigotry of various Trumpkinrooski trolski types arise online…the whine will be….librul trolls did it…not us…never us…Trump Trump..Our Precious..we loves it forever….

        or some such fucking nonsense..

        you lot …are so predictably dull

    • Relativicus

      I can’t fap to this.

    • Smibo

      “…liberals would NEVER fake incidents of racial hatred…”

      Dear SFB: I’m searching the interwebs for documentation of even a single liberal-perpetrated “fake incident of racial hatred.” So far I’m coming up with plenty of incidents of racial hatred, but no indication that any of them are fake, and none seem to involve liberals, except for (perhaps not coincidentally) the cases where the victim happens to be a person of color who is also politically liberal.

      So I suppose if I were to dare ask for links to whatever the fuck you’re talking about, you would just tell me to “do my own research”, right? Yeah, sure. Let’s all spend hours chasing down some demented fuckstick’s red herring. Maybe we’ll catch some wild geese in the process.

      Alternately, you could just fuck off.

      • Fumblerooski

        “I can’t come up with a single case of a liberal faking a racist hate crime, except for all of the liberal minorities that have been caught doing so…”

        Priceless.

        You should work for Snopes.com, your investigative skills are soooo impressive. :)

        • Anna Rompage

          Since when has a gay white guy getting beat up by some homophobic white guys been considered a racial hate crime?

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        In 2008, there was woman in Pittsburgh was mugged by an Obama supporter who cut a “B” on her face and to cleverly throw everyone off the track, carved it backwards as if she had done it in a mirror and then got her to confess to cutting herself in a mirror. Boy, that was one clever Obama supporter.

      • Fumblerooski

        “Help! I am a vulnerable Muslim female, surrounded by evil whites whom are yanking my hijab!”

        • Spot Letton

          So you’re saying that liberals faked all those Nazi tweets to make Trump supporters look bad, amirite?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      You are a confused person. Or you’ve perfected Poe’s Law.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      “Almost like the Democrats lied about his attitude about Jews to scare up votes…” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7068ebc0f903efb6c9876f88773e6b32f48f08018eeeba38545bfffe3786f625.png

    • mrpuma2u

      So if there is a unicorn-like incident of “fake racism” it makes all the real racial incidents OK? Because by making a fake racist incident, they are asking for it, right? Sounds rational.

    • Iam Reading

      Aw….widdle cuck got cucked by a cuck then whines about other cucks cucking the cucked! It is cucks all the way down.

      Oh yeah, I cucked your fat ugly single toothed mom.

      Cuck.

  • Keith Taylor

    Who drew that cartoon of Jews leading Syrians into Europe? Borat?

  • Spot Letton

    Hard to believe there was a time, within my short lifetime, when Nazi sympathizers would have been set upon and beaten by gangs of Americans.

    • DahBoner
    • Pierre_de_Fermat

      I remember when many Americans had fairly strong memories of the War. Even the ones who had lived on the home front. They would have puked at the thought of *any* American endorsing that treason. Maybe done other stuff too. (The guys who had been at the various fronts, who never talked about it, most of all). It was not OK as far as they were concerned.

      • Keith Taylor

        I’m Australian. I regard it as just about certain that if the U.S.A. had not come into WWII after Pearl Harbour, the Japanese would have conquered Australia and New Zealand too. Not without a fight, but we couldn’t have beaten them alone, and England was pretty busy with Hitler. My father served in North Africa and New Guinea, my uncle in the Australian navy. You can probably imagine my feelings toward blokes who would promote Nazism in the U.S.A. today. Not overwhelmingly warm.

        • Pierre_de_Fermat

          Have been reading Ian Toll’s books on WW2 in (Central)Pacific, and the war in the Solomon Islands see to have been something of race for control.

  • hvdv

    “Maybe if someone were to run to his right in 2020…”.

    Nononono. Not even in jest. Four years ago the deranged circus peanut was a joke, and look what happened.

    • phoenix00

      Ted Cruz/Dinesh D’Souza 2020?

      • hvdv

        Not gonna work. They’re gross and disgusting and weird and dumb.

        Oh, wait.

        • phoenix00

          /Because/ gross disgusting weird dumb. Features, not bugs.

          However, do feel free to suggest grosser, disgustinger, weirder, and dumber…..

  • ltmcdies

    there is nothing more fucking gullible than a true believer..

    on the left it’s the Assange/Wikileaks crowd…on the right….actual Nazis and fellow Trumpkin travelers.

    • phoenix00

      I never thought I would ever put “Republicans” in the middle, and yet here we are…

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        They’re definitely not in the middle as a group, and the whole groupthink thing went squirrely when half the group went nuts.

        Moderates. You don’t see as many of those. Clinton was a moderate. Look how that turned out.

        • phoenix00

          They /look/ like they’re in the middle merely because the goalposts have been Poe’s- and Godwin’s-Law’d so far out of whack.

          Yes Clinton’s moderate, so is Obama, at least by my/Canadian standards. I see clearly what that got them, but lookit what happened to Sanders too…..

    • Once&futureFred

      Assange on the left?? Have you read any papers lately?

      • ltmcdies

        don’t even fucking go there..I read papers…news mags…this site….other sites…the BBC, the CBC…do I need to continue.

        Trump’s has cult-like true believers who won’t read a word of criticism about the man ….as do Assange and Wikileaks.

        so don’t even go there

        • Once&futureFred

          If Assange is on the left, why didn’t he release any hacked content that exposed the fascists? I get your point about true believers being beyond reach, but Assange=Left makes no sense to me.

          • ltmcdies

            well perhaps he sees himself as something above…so maybe a better example are the “progressive ” supporters of Stein and Sanders…a percentage fall into true believer, cult territory.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    May the El Chumpo’s Putincuck suckers and flying Trumenazi monkeys have to endure 4 years of continual political butt fragging.

  • Garbageman

    I gotta believe this has been pointed out already, but Trump’s son-in-law is, uh, Jewish . . . I guess these geniuses must have overlooked that . . . and wassup with that equation tweet? . . . it kinda gives me a headache . . .

    • phoenix00

      We do not possess the requisite level of wingnut, I’m afraid.

      • gaybymml96

        I believe the only way to do so is to fall off a cliff while being shot by a horse tranquilizer.

        • phoenix00

          Sadly, mainlining Fox News is much easier……

          • kev

            gimme the cliff and tranquilizer over fox news any day.

    • Tovarish Z

      Also, Ivanka converted to Judaism and her children are being raised as Jews.

      • So, at the end of the day, our President-elect is not only the textbook definition of a narcissist, he also hates/wants to bone his own daughter.
        I haven’t seen enough Hentai to know where this is going, but I have seen enough Greek tragedy to know…

        • phoenix00

          There’s no left or right in Hentai, just tentacles.

          (don’t ask me how I know)

          • You’ve read a lot about it, read exposes, wanted to try it. Just once. See how bad it was.

          • phoenix00

            Just like going to a new restaurant the day after it opens. Totally the same as a presidential campaign. Or Hentai. Totally.

      • Keith Taylor

        Don’t these wannabe Nazis even remember that Donald Trump never promised he’d run the Jews out of the U.S.A.? Only the Muslims and Mexicans, and never let them back in. If three-headed purple Martians with blood-drinking habits and a taste for Trump voters had enough money, they’d be okay with him now that the voting is over.

        • VagendaofNastyWoman

          Just more suckers projecting their fears onto a con man- funny how the hard core right wing crowd in Israel and neo nazis can both believe that Trump is their advocate. Now that’s a con!

          • Keith Taylor

            I agree. Further evidence for the old idea that “You can’t con an honest man (or woman) and you have very little chance of conning anybody who doesn’t want to be conned.”

  • medcannabis1

    these ” trumpites” are like dog shit on your shoe… you try to wipe it off … and it still smells ….

  • phoenix00

    I’ve always wondered if Trump could lock one arm with the KKK and the other with Israel and Bibi. Looks like I’ll have my answer sooner than I think.

    • Stulexington

      Well he can, but they’ll both pull in opposite directions. Wonder which side ends up with the bigger half.

      • LucindathePook

        Time for the Judgment o’ Solomon.

        • phoenix00

          Was Solomon last spotted with a white hooded cape?

      • Mehmeisterjr

        The one with the money.

    • Iam Reading

      He will follow the $$$$.

      • phoenix00

        Unless he’s angling for a Trump Resort in Tel Aviv, I’m not sure what $$$$ Israel can pump him….

      • VagendaofNastyWoman

        And the last person who talked to him.

  • gaybymml96

    Drinking #Trumpgrets tears.

    “Tears never tasted so fresh – fresh from regret!”

  • DahBoner

    Trump is like a 37 year old man that gets caught breaking into his high school with toilet paper…

    And the parents decided this guy should be running the school, here’s the keys!
    https://media3.giphy.com/media/JSEDFfXtKbo64/200_d.gif#43

  • MynameisBlarney

    Well, it’s not like we expected a bunch of dumbass nazi bitches to have any sort of intelligent argument. Because they’re dumbass nazi bitches.

  • Delu

    When you take your candidate seriously but not literally like his henchmen ask you to….

    You end up voting for someone whom you know nothing about or what he would do.

    It’s the same no matter who you are, sane or insane, nazi or non-nazi.

    Fair outcome I’d say.

  • grindstone

    Dear baby jesus, please please please, let his disgruntled supporters continue to call him a cuck. It will drive him twitter-crazy, it will further deteriorate his godawful base, and I will be amused. Please, 2016 sucked like a new Hoover, please let this happen for me.
    Amen.

  • chicken thief

    (((Michael Ranger))) is clearly a sekkrit mooselimb as can be seen by his steadfast belief in Al Gebra!!1!!

  • Iam Reading

    I’m not entirely sure I know what cuck means. I am sure that I hate the people who use it.

    • What cuck *literally* means, as I understand it, is any male who is so effete and non-masculine that he allows his wife to be taken by buck Negro savages.
      What cuck means in this context is any male who is not a tower of burning human garbage and proud of it.
      You are…well, as a Christian, I’m contractually obliged to tell you that you shouldn’t hate anyone. That said, you are not wrong to reserve any bit of the negative emotion spectrum for the word’s users.

    • emikoala

      Cuckolding is a sexual fetish where a man watches his wife/a woman considered “his” having sex with another man. Alt-righties use it t to refer to men who “allow” “their” white women to have sex with non-white men, whether literally or metaphorically. AKA “A man who believes women and minorities are people.” It’s a hilarious insult because only alt-rightieis would be insulted by it – like bullets that only work on your own men.

      • Deplorable Deadpool

        You seem very well versed in cuckolding… Experienced?

  • whitroth

    Oh, dear, poor snowflakes.
    Excerpt:

    ‘Alt-right’ groups will ‘revolt’ if Trump shuns white supremacy, leaders say

    Prominent members of the American far right predict that waning influence on the president-elect could trigger discord and vengeance within the movement
    — end excerpt —

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/27/alt-right-donald-trump-white-supremacy-backlash

    We can only hope….

    Hey, btw, are all these white power rangers having lots of kids, to beat back the other birthrate? Oh, that’s right, they’re like this ’cause they can’t get laid (and they can’t get laid ’cause their like this)….

    • TellMeImDreaming

      That would require mass rape….

  • Keith Taylor

    That “Free World” bloke with his Guy Fawkes mask V-For-Vendetta logo (clearly so far into conspiracy theories he may never find his way back) would never believe a word of this. But Hanukkah is not a fake holiday. It originated about a hundred and fifty years before Jesus of Nazareth was born, and it’s based on a historical incident that is rock-solid real beyond any reasonable doubt. (That means conspiracy theorists and people who credit the idea that Hatshepsut of Egypt and the Queen of Sheba were the same person need not apply.) King Antiochus IV of Syria did his utmost to destroy the Jewish culture and religion. Part of his effort was desecrating the temple at Jerusalem. (He was gibbering crazy, by the way.) The Maccabees trashed his armies over years of unrelenting guerrilla war and cleansed and restored the temple at last. That’s what Hanukkah commemorates.
    I’m not here to offend believing Christians, just haters and promoters of ignorance. So I’ll just say that there are one or two aspects of the Christmas story that careful professional historians — even Christian ones — think are a bit doubtful. You could say “fake” if you’re feeling uncharitable.

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