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Hey Wonkers! How did you spend your Christmas Eve? I am an atheist, but even I spent it with my family, having the feast of two fishes (we’re four people, what’re we gonna do with seven? Plus baccala is gross) and some hors d’oeuvres. Maybe you did something similar! Maybe you even like baccala, and if so, I am sorry if I have caused any offense.

However, if you were a weird racist, with no one to love you, you just might have spent your Christmas Eve hollering at the State Farm Twitter feed for using a stock photo depicting a couple getting engaged.

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Their problem, naturally, was that all the candles on the bed frame could be a fire hazard. HAHA, just kidding. They were mad because it is a black man proposing to a white woman. They were mad, they say, because they think this means that State Farm is not simply suggesting that people insure their engagement rings, but that State Farm is encouraging WHITE GENOCIDE.

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Several decided to respond to the ad with some random statistics they pulled out of their asses.

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Here is a statistic I just made up! No one who has ever sincerely used the term “white genocide” has ever given a woman an orgasm. Dick-insecurity is the number one cause of crying about “race-mixing” and “cucks” and “multi-culturalism.”

It is no coincidence that many of those leading the charge against interracial relationships happen to be of the MRA pick-up artist persuasion. They believe, basically, that if they can dissuade white women from having sex with black men by portraying them as Lotharios who will inevitably leave them or hurt them in some way, that there will be more pussy for them. Unfortunately for them, pussy don’t work that way.

Or this way.

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Oh, for sure, “SaveTheWhites17”! You and your 43 followers that you had prior to getting booted from Twitter are totally going to shame women SO HARD, and they are all going to start swiping right on you on Tinder, and then next year, you won’t have to spend Christmas Eve alone, yelling at an insurance company. That will surely happen.

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  • TJ Barke

    Assimilation == genocide, morons.

    • natoslug

      Oh sure, next you’ll say that being called on saying racist bullshit =/= the loss of free speech . . .

  • FlemmishSpy

    Let’s brace ourselves for civility genocide.

  • calliecallie

    Forget it, Jake, it’s State Farm.

  • Daisy

    100% of people talking about white genocide will never ever get a girlfriend. There’s a statistic I pulled out of my ass, and I bet it’s more accurate than theirs, also too.

    • TheBoatDude

      I want to agree, but there are women racists, too…

      • sw19womble

        They won’t get girlfriends either.

        • SeekingResistanceBarbie

          Hahahahaha!

  • Oneofthebobs

    Too bad there’s no such thing as moronicide.

    • Lark_in_the_AM

      Often times they take care of it themselves. Just not often enough. #DarwinAwards

  • memzilla Ω

    Surely these alt-reich buffoons can find a better way to compensate for their tiny dicks than self satire?

  • calliecallie

    There’s a certain irony to the fact that the ad banner for this post features something about accident forgiveness from Allstate. If only it had a bi-racial couple, accident forgiveness might have a whole ‘nuther meaning.

    • JMP

      Well Allstate’s spokesperson was America’s first black President on 24.

    • Historicat

      Accident forgiveness? Maybe Jason Miller and AJ Delgado can get gigs shilling for Allstate.

  • janecita
    • sw19womble

      Hey, don’t be so greedy. Leave some for the rest of us.

      • janecita

        I just want Idris Elba, I’m not that greedy:-)

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Mmm. Black men with English accents make my panties wet.

    • Unpresidented Ron

      If you ask me, I’d LIKE to have these guys in the white gene pool. We could use the upgrade.

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    I spent Christmas alone and I didn’t start spouting racist nonsense.

    • Daisy

      Yes, because you are a decent human being. :)

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        It could also have been the cat or Netflix.

        • Daisy

          Netflix is awesome.

    • natoslug

      No spouting here, either. Although there were sprouts, but they were Brussels, not racist.

    • Teecha

      Snap.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      I spent Christmas alone and pretty much gifted myself by hanging out on this blog where I experienced a myriad of emotions and even learned some interesting things.

  • natoslug

    Yes, the opinions of “men” who can only get laid via roofies and violence are very important to the rest of us, White Russian Arseface. Please do go on.

  • TheBoatDude

    Ok, racists. Just don’t think about that couple having sex. Don’t imagine her groans. Dont think about sweat trickling down the crease in his back. Don’t envision her grabbing fistfuls of sheet, as he…as he…

    I….I need a smoke…

  • sw19womble

    /s Oh noes! As a white ghosty nyan cat straight-acting male I can feel the waves of economic anxiety crashing over me! /s

  • Daisy

    Also, I love how they’re bitching about the assumed age (which I highly doubt their assumptions are even close to accurate) of the people in a stock photo.

    • sw19womble

      You’ve got to remember that 13-year old black kids look like The Hulk to racist shitbags.

    • But they are okay with a presidential candidate who married someone pretty close to his daughter’s age?

      • Daisy

        Racists are so gross.

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      And funny how they think Detroit failed because of multiculturalism, completely forgetting the fact that their economy totally shat the bed decades ago when the factories closed.

      • Funny how that happens when rich white guys move jobs out of the country to make an extra million or two.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      I am almost sure the guy is 23 and the girl is 21.

      • Daisy

        That’s about my guess, too. They don’t look much older than myself, or my friends.

    • dshwa

      Yeah, I don’t see him as looking over 40 at all. She looks 22/23 ish.

  • Nasty Girl Brianna

    I love the smell of White Fragility in the morning. Smells like… insanity.

    • janecita

      Smells like sexual frustration.

      • dshwa

        Worst Nirvana cover ever.

  • natoslug

    Time to get outside and wander the beach. Sure, it’s -500000000000 degrees outside (okay, maybe closer to 43f), but I’m thinking I want to spend the rest of the day not having to think about racists, assholes, fascists, and other Trump supporters/cabinet picks. Enjoy your day, all!

    • sw19womble

      Peace out, slug.

    • weejee

      So perhaps a hug or something?

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Hey! We know what pizza is code for!

    • Celtic_Gnome

      It was 60f in Columbus, Ohio today. I sent an email to Senator Jim Inhofe pointing that out to him so he wouldn’t waste time coming to town to get enough snow to make a snowball for the Senate floor to prove global warming’s a hoax.

  • Me not sure

    Do they give themselves extra points for working anti-semitism into an anti-black rant?

    • resistance_fighter_rosenbomb

      throw some sexism in there and you’ve got the trifecta!

      • grindstone

        The whole thing is sexism. God forbid some woman with agency enough to choose the man she wants to be with exists.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          choose the man she wants to be with*

          *if it’s not them

          • grindstone

            I can’t wrap my head around being with these clowns voluntarily, so I was going with the odds.

    • Daisy

      Probably. Bet they think it’s better if they can get as much racism as possible into one comment/rant.

    • dshwa

      I think Russia pays them by the word slur.

    • Vagenda and Tiara

      I wonder how Republican jews feel when they listen to dead Breitbart’s commenters?

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        about the same as blah republicans or log cabin republicans, I’d imagine.

        They just close their eyes and think about the tax cuts

        • Vagenda and Tiara

          Uggh…don’t even get me started on Log Cabin Republicans.

      • Royal Ugly Dude

        They say “It’s OK, I’m one of the good ones.”

      • Me not sure

        Puzzling.

      • JMP

        Hell, considering that dead Breitbart himself was Jewish, I kind of wish there could be an afterlife so that cretin could see how the racist hate site he created has also become a hotbed of antisemitism since going fill Nazi after his death.

        • Vagenda and Tiara

          I suspect the GOP establishment is starting to regret the monster they created with their base of heavily armed, idiots, hicks, and hayseeds.

  • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

    Wonder how the outrage meter reads when a black woman marries white guy?

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      Oh, they don’t care about that. Have you ever noticed that it’s very rare for a black man to end up with a white woman in a Hollywood movie? These are the people they are trying not to offend.

      • Daisy

        Charming.

    • weejee

      Like my daughter-in-law?

      • Nounverb911

        Like John McCain’s daughter in law?

  • janecita

    Since we are living in a Post- Facts society, whatever statistic, these inbred, morons come up with, becomes gospel.
    Thanks Donald

    • jowgajen

      I read that as post pants society for a moment. I would welcome a post pants society ….

  • TheGrandWaz00

    The closest the MRAs will get to putting a ring on anything is their bathtub.

  • dshwa

    Here is a statistic I just made up! No one who has ever sincerely used the term “white genocide” has ever given a woman an orgasm. Dick-insecurity is the number one cause of crying about “race-mixing” and “cucks” and “multi-culturalism.”

    Are we sure those are made up?

    • Claire

      I was gonna say, that looks pretty accurate to me. And by current fact-checking standards, that means it is TRUE.

      • dshwa

        It’s definitely #Postfact!

  • How do they find the time and energy to worry about all these stupid ideas like white genocide? If these people spent their time working on eradicating poverty, there would be little need to worry about people who look a little different.

    • Lark_in_the_AM

      But that’s work, you see, and it’s much less effort and more dick-embiggering to yell anonymously from the sidelines at a commercial.

      • So wait, all those adds about having a porn star penis are really just about sitting in the basement alone and yelling at the monitor?

        • Lark_in_the_AM

          Only in their imaginations.

    • Stormkracht
      • No, another educated scientist who recognizes that we are all humans. Although, some haven’t really progressed much past the toddler stage intellectually. And unfortunately, don’t have the mental ability to understand just how foolish they really are.

        • Stormkracht

          All humans yet we’re not equal.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    So a bunch of pathetic white nerds who can’t get laid spent their Christmas whining about an insurance commercial?

    PRO TIP: close your fucking browser and go outside and get a breath of fresh air. Do your laundry (or better yet burn your clothes and get something manufactured in the last decade). Throw your bedding away, along with that massive pron collection underneath the bed. Then turn a fire hose on the rest of the room along with a 55g barrel of bleach until it’s safe to turn on a blacklight in your bedroom. Now practice actually talking to a real live human being of the opposite sex. You probably still aren’t going to get laid any time soon, but at least you won’t be such a screwed up basket case who spends their precious time obsessing over a stupid stock photo in an advertisement. And the bonus will be that you’ll probably quit hating and being intimidated by every single human being who isn’t as pathetic and disgusting as you and your MRA MGTOW buddies are

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      Hey, wait, nerd libelz.

      • Daisy

        Yeah, me and all my friends are nerds, and we don’t do this shit!

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        not the band camp decent person nerds, the ones standing in the corner wiping boogers on their blue jeans thinking thoughts that would make Aqualung blush

        • IOnlyLikeCats

          Ah, those. I’m still waiting for one of them to call me a fake geek girl so I can go on an epic rant about dystopian fiction and why I think killing Pyrrha was a stupid, sexist decision that will undermine RWBY until they fix it.

    • Claire

      It’s amazing to me how they think that doubling down on being utterly repulsive human beings will somehow increase their chances of getting laid. If you want sex that bad, take a fucking shower and save up enough money to hire a professional who can’t afford to be picky.

      • OrG

        To be fair,”doubling down on being utterly repulsive human beings” has been a successful strategy for the republican party.

        • Claire

          How often a year do you think Ted Cruz has sex, though?

          Never mind, I’m sorry I asked that. Unless the answer is “Zero, and also he wears underwear even in the shower so he’s not naked,” I don’t want to know.

          • mailman27

            A never nude!

          • Celtic_Gnome

            Evidently, Ulysses S. Grant was really weird about body modesty and once boasted that no one, not even his wife, had ever seen him naked.

          • lurch394

            Well, Trump said some things about his wife that indicate he may have no trouble getting laid. For the record, I do not endorse those comments. However, chances are, there’s someone for everyone.

      • SeekingResistanceBarbie

        I don’t think the idea is to increase their chances of getting laid, they think it increases their chances of getting even with those they perceive have wronged them.

        • Claire

          True. But it’s all wrapped up in this idea that they’re somehow owed sex and aren’t getting it because of the horrible conspiracy to keep them from the vag that is their due.

          On the other hand, in theory they COULD have sex with professionals, but I suspect they don’t do that because they know they’d be really awful at sex even if they had the chance.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            Isn’t it part of being a professional to not give honest feedback? More likely, they can’t afford a professional.

          • Claire

            You never know, their parents might give them a pretty substantial allowance.

    • Stormkracht
      • Zippy W Pinhead

        What the fuck is this idiotic crap?

        • Stormkracht

          It’s the goddamn truth. Bet your tiny liberal brain can’t handle it right?

  • DahBoner

    Pepe the racist frog can save you 15% on your next heart attack services by Black Doctors and Nurses…
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  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    You’ve got to be pretty awful to make State Farm look good. Just sayin’…

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  • Dolmance

    However, she does look like she’s eleven years old.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      Nah, white blondes are prone to baby faces.

      • Daisy

        Hell, my nineteen year old roommate isn’t white, but people still tell her she looks fifteen. Girls around our age range tend to get taken as younger than they are.

        • Dolmance

          There’s looking like you’re fifteen, and then there’s looking like you’re eleven. She looks like she’s eleven.

          • Daisy

            No, she really doesn’t. She looks like she’s in her early twenties.

          • Dolmance

            I have a PHD in early 20s, and I think she looks like she’s eleven.

          • IOnlyLikeCats

            Uuum… Can you take it from us women who are in our late teens/early twenties that she looks our age? Half her face is covered so I’m assuming your going by body type.

          • Daisy

            Yeah, she’s definitely older than I am. I’m around college aged women all the time, and I’m a nineteen year old woman.

          • dshwa

            The clothing doesn’t help.

          • IOnlyLikeCats

            It doesn’t but I am pretty sure I know what my face looks like.

          • dshwa

            I meant in the picture, not you personally.

          • IOnlyLikeCats

            No, I meant I am a white(ish) person with blonde hair and a baby face and I attract other girls with a baby face (I’m telling you one of my friends looks 13, she’s older than I am) so I know what it generally looks like.

          • Daisy

            …That’s pretty standard clothing for any woman from 16-28.

          • IOnlyLikeCats

            Yeah but half her face is covered and It’s easier to guess the age if you can see her cheeks.

          • dshwa

            Oh. I don’t hang out with that age group outside of a work setting much so I didn’t know that look had moved to an older crowd.

          • Dolmance

            No, I’m going by her eyes. And the only thing that looks legal age on her is her fingers.

            I’m telling you, I know what I’m talking about. I think she’s someone on the set’s daughter.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            TBH she looked pretty young to me, but I assumed that State Farm has more sense in that regard than our PEOTUS

          • IOnlyLikeCats

            I’m not arguing that she looks young but I have seen girls my age who look younger than her and the things we can see best are her hands and her hands are almost twice the size as mine, so the chance that she is 11 is about zero. My hands are not that tiny. Although I don’t doubt she was someone’s daughter or someone got crazy with Photoshop.

          • Daisy

            I’ve also been mistaken as being younger than I am several times, and so have most girls my age. Like I said, my nineteen year old roommate has been mistaken as fifteen before.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            so what you’re saying is, by the transitive property of this line if argument, Trump must be no more than four years old…

          • Yr. Gma

            You’re really invested in this age eleven thing, aren’t you?

          • Dolmance

            Yeah, it’s a real investment.

            Look, my observation hardly takes away from the contempt over those Trumpistas, but it’s what it is. Sorry you’re not happy. (not really :))

          • Yr. Gma

            Did I say I wasn’t happy?

        • dshwa

          I’m a baby faced white boy who got carded on his 30th birthday, so I feel her pain.

          Although I’m 40 and it’s starting to catch up…

        • Celtic_Gnome

          I got carded in Nashville at 25 when the drinking age for everything was 18. Of course, I’m short, so they probably just thought I wasn’t done growing yet.

          Spoiler Alert: I was.

      • Dolmance

        I rather like those little baby cat faces too, but I know an eleven year old when I see one. That kid is underage.

        • jowgajen

          White lady with blond hair here … I got my hair cut and highlighted last week and managed to get carded at a restaurant. I’m 42.

          • IOnlyLikeCats

            Several times in the past year people have asked me if I was 16 (I’m pretty sure they assumed I was younger?) and the shock when I told them my age has stayed with me.

          • Dolmance

            And on top of all that, the black guy looks like he just ate some mushrooms.

      • theCryptofishist

        And half of hers is covered by hands, so it’s a bit difficult to be sure what it looks like.

    • therblig

      their outrage is not about underage sex, but about who, other than them, is having it. they seem nice.

    • Tired Brit
  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I hope State Farm listens to their outrage, and carefully considers their hurt feelings . . . and then doubles down like JC Penney’s did and features a pair of gay men getting engaged in their next ad.

    • dshwa

      Yes, this!

    • dshwa

      And then a pair of lesbians getting their Subaru insured together!

    • Claire

      Tiffany did that too. Of course, generally speaking, Tiffany doesn’t cater to the rabid racist and anti-gay demographic because they don’t have any money.

    • Stormkracht

      Ah you really are a libtard degenerate faggot.

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        Did you know your phone’s cpu was designed by a transsexual and all computer code was first theorized and written by a homosexual?

        • Stormkracht
          • BoatOfVelociraptors

            Well, it’s nice to know degenerates like me made the fallout game, that you post using our degenerate code on these degenerate intertubes. Keep yourself pure. Smash your faggy computer.

          • Stormkracht

            Ah you’re a degenerate? Enjoy the camps.

          • BoatOfVelociraptors

            Let’s just say that I like the other work Bethesda does. The kind that glorifies killing nazis. Blazkowicz is my co pilot.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            a moron incapable of expressing himself without resorting to buzzwords, facebook memes or youtube videos

            a sterling example of the master race…

          • Stormkracht

            Thank you.

  • HazooToo
  • Royal Ugly Dude

    Unless the stone on that ring is certified conflict-free, she’d better say no.

    • Unpresidented Ron

      Two cops hassled him on his way out of the jewelry store because ‘blah man in jewelry store.’ Does that count?

  • My only reaction to that tweet was that it is a shame that you have to insure your engagement/wedding ring. Then I remembered sometimes people loose them, and promptly forgot about the whole thing.

    • theCryptofishist

      And I was all–conflict diamond with a totally inflated value. Inkblots.

  • zeddy303

    Tell that to Ann Coulter.. you know she likes the big D. It has to be at least bigger than hers.

    • doktorzoom

      While it’s not in the official rules, we don’t do “Ann Coulter is a dude” jokes here, because they’re insulting to trans people. The entire premise of the joke is that there’s something wrong or shameful about being trans, and that is not OK here. Oh, look, and you also suggested there’s something shameful about being gay, too.

      You really need to learn how to Liberal a lot better; if you hang around, perhaps you’ll get better at it.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

  • Nounverb911

    Nah, not getting into this one, what’s next?

  • Gayer Than Thou

    I feel like the various descriptions of what this picture depicts could very easily be found in the search histories of these fellows.

    • dshwa

      Yeah, they’ve all got a “big cocks and teens” link in their favorites folder.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        it’s no coincidence that the term they view as the most hurtful insult they can hurl is ‘cuckold’

        and it’s hilarious that the reaction to that from the rest of us is a collective ‘Huh? What made you think of that?’

        • Claire

          It really is hilarious. I mean, it seems like a pretty harmless kink, all things considered. It’s like thinking that the worst thing you can say to someone is “You’re into spanking!” and the rest of the world is like “Really? That’s the best you can do?”

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Yup, it’s as if they yell “you like to dress up like a furry and do pony rides in the forest!”

            Ummm, no. But I don’t care about the people who do. If that’s what you’re into, knock yourself out, I guess…

          • Unpresidented Ron

            Like most of us have a forest handy…

          • Zippy W Pinhead
          • Unpresidented Ron

            Heck, if they wanted a pic of a mountain lion I coulda sent my BFF over. I made him a mountain lion fursuit back in the 90s.

  • Hellhathnofury Demme

    Of course, they are preoccupied with this, they don’t have anything else to do, because NO ONE WILL INVITE THEM TO ANYTHING!!!

  • Martini Ambassador

    I’m still unclear on how a black dude committed to exclusive boning of a white lady under the context of the covenant of marriage is “white genocide.” Please explain.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      Do you really want to hear the world salad? It’s not pretty.

    • Daisy

      Something about the babies they may have won’t be white, or some such bullshit.

      Also, no one will sleep with them. There’s that.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      Because if she isn’t making babies with a white dude and makes mocha babies instead it decreases the number of white people.

    • CriticalDragon1177

      Because in the sick minds of these racist losers if a white person in a loving relationship with anyone who isn’t white has a child its the same thing as committing mass murder. Seriously there’s a reason why just about every single person on the planet who isn’t a white supremacist realizes that “white genocide” is a joke. These people are self parodies and they’re too fulled with their irrational hatred of anyone who doesn’t fit their definition of “white” to see how stupid they look to normal people.

      • Stormkracht

        “Normal people”, I think you mean libtards right? That’s the new “normal” in this society. So people fighting to preserve their own race is racist? Great to know that. Hopefully one day you will wake up and see how cultural marxism has destroyed the west. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMfk5UeGw4E

        • CriticalDragon1177

          Grow up.

          By the way, if people like me are “Libtards” than you’re a white genotard because you don’t understand why two people of different “races” having a child doesn’t wipe out “white” genes. Beyond that, I guarantee you that you have never experienced what its like to live under a real genocide, otherwise you would understand why if there was a real “white genocide” going to on, you would be too terrified of the anti white death squads to be posting just ridiculous comments here.

          • Stormkracht

            Hahaha. “Anti white death squads” do you mean those antifa people? Or similar degenerates like yourself? Hahaha… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMfk5UeGw4E

          • CriticalDragon1177

            Wow! You’re response was to just repost the same dumb propaganda video, but ad an insult and show us that you really don’t understand what it would be like to live through a real genocide where people were actually trying to murder you.

          • Stormkracht

            I actually live in a civilized country so nope I don’t know it yet. But seeing how many rapefugees are being imported I’m pretty sure I’ll find out soon enough.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            Yeah that explains why so people were able to gain our sympathy. Yes white people, especially white women just “want” to get raped by Muslim men. You are pathetic.

            Do yourself a favor and stop getting your information from white nationalist and “counter Jihad” blogs and authors. You clearly do not understand what’s really going.

        • Skadi

          Dude, based on what I’ve seen in other countries, once everyone is brown we’ll arbitrarily declare the lightest-colored people
          white and things will go on much the same as before. Unfortunately.

          • Stormkracht

            You win the autist of the day reward.

          • Skadi

            I’m sure you’re very well qualified to give it.

          • Stormkracht

            Yes I am. Diagnosed many people with autism. Healthy as fuck myself though.

          • Skadi

            Are you a medical doctor? A shrink?

          • CriticalDragon1177

            His medical degree is probably about as real as Kent Hovind’s science degree.

        • BoatOfVelociraptors

          One day you can explain how telling people they love the wrong shade of people is anything other than a racist activity for busybodies.

          • Stormkracht

            Nah I won’t.

          • BoatOfVelociraptors

            Remember to wash you hands after you post. Computers are gay as hell.

          • Stormkracht

            No worries.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            Maybe that’s because you can’t.

        • SeekingResistanceBarbie

          There is only one race, the human race. Anything else is just variations. The human race may not be able to preserve itself from self-destruction. The color of your skin isn’t going to matter much when nuclear winter, or maybe just a giant asteroid, kills all life on earth.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            Also if and when the aliens invade, they’re unlikely to see any meaningful differences between different groups of human beings. Hostile ETs would probably not treat people like Stormkracht any better than other human beings. Off course he won’t be able to help humanity fight back when he realizes that many of the high ranking officers in the new Earth Defense Force are black.

    • Balur

      Because they can’t compete on a level playing field, so they need the competition removed, and there is more of a chance for white + white = white babies.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Great. Another generation of whiny assholes with dicks the size of Trump’s.

  • Rick Hill

    We wouldn’t have had any of this if Obama had just got those FEMA camps up and running. Just sayin’….

    • motmelere

      They are REAL!!!!1! I just don’t understand why they hooked them up with Wi-Fi.

      • Drew Miner

        Very patient folks work tech support!

      • Claire

        Well, they’re in tunnels underneath the Walmart, after all. The 4G reception is probably terrible.

    • CriticalDragon1177

      The disturbing truth of the matter is, in all seriousness these “white genocide” morons would probably create a real genocide if ever given the opportunity.

  • Ezio Auditore

    Let me put it this way.

    If the biggest concern you have in life is a commercial that shows an interracial couple, then your life is too good.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      “You are too terrible for life” is how I would have phrased it.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Actually, they just have really screwed up priorities. I’d be willing to bet that IRL they have a ton of things they SHOULD be worrying about…

      • Ezio Auditore

        Maybe, maybe not. But it’s really telling that some white people seem to think a black guy as Santa at the mall or a black girl playing Mary Jane in the new Spider-Man is the biggest thing to freak out over.

        • Jennifer R

          Turns out a lot of white guys are whiny children with broken dicks.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Wait! Mary Jane’s black?

    • CriticalDragon1177

      Or you’re a bigoted hate monger who has no life.

      • Ezio Auditore

        That, also too.

      • Claire

        Or your life is so miserable that actually paying attention to it would make you want to kill yourself, so you have to focus like a laser on what other people are doing so you never have to look at your own life.

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Robyn Pennacchia,

    Excellent! I love it when these SS wannabe losers are upset!

    Here’s how we can help out with the white genocide, and make these idiots even more angry!

    It’s White genocide Day! How to “White Genocide” the Right Way
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1_9A6W8IiQ

    • Celtic_Gnome

      I lasted 1:13 thanks to the mansplaining asshole who wouldn’t shut his goddamn mouth for three seconds.

  • JoeChristmas

    Apparently, they’d prefer this mating call:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4aiWXM9FFI

    • Courser

      Jeebus that’s horrifying. Those are your Trump voters in their natural environment.

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Yes the “white genocide” is so “horrible!” Just look at South Africa after Apartheid where white people and black people are actually getting along! The horror! The horror!

    White Genocide in South Africa: THE TRUTH
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UpzR8CCocM&t=1s

  • Clyde Barrow

    Sarah Palin was well known to have slept with many Black basketball players in college, so when are they going to turn on her like a pack of hyenas? And doesn’t that make Trump guilty by association? How am I supposed to take a 17 year old basement dwelling ‘White Nationalist’ seriously when the don’t hold themselves accountable?

    • Mavenmaven

      Now you know why she doesn’t have a position in Bannon’s cabinet.

  • Drew Miner

    For new years eve, if they don’t get party invites, the shit show starts again, SYDNEY TIME

  • Stormkracht

    This website is cancer.

    • Mahousu

      And you’ve just caught it!

      • Rick Hill

        I thought we were herpes. I have to start going to the meetings

        • Mahousu

          Yeah, we were issued new genes last month. Better check that yours are still available.

          • Rick Hill

            Do we still get credit for spreading herps?

          • Mahousu

            Ask your tax advisor.

      • Stormkracht

        Really? Thanks, I’ll go see the doctor now, might just survive it.

    • Skadi

      Go eat boiled lutefisk.

      • Stormkracht

        Might just do that, thank you for the advice libtard.

    • CriticalDragon1177

      Your face is cancer. Go away SS wannabe loser before you get permanently ban hammered!

      • Stormkracht

        I don’t care if I’ll get “ban hammered”. Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

        • Skadi

          Thanks for the comparison. You’re really too kind.

          However, doesn’t that mean you’re Caiaphas?

          • Stormkracht

            Nah it means that I’m me. Agnostic.

        • CriticalDragon1177

          You want to crucify me? Wow!

          I’m guessing the cross you speak of will also be burning. Oh go ahead and try to find me. By the way, if you do manage to kill me, prepare to go to jail for murder. The days of Jim crow are over, and I’m white anyway, so you’ll be more likely to get the death penalty for taking my life.

          • Stormkracht

            I just said you belong on a cross mate, learn to read.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            Oh so you think I’m Jesus? There I absolve you of your racist sins.

          • Stormkracht

            Nope. Just would love the sight of you on a cross.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          STFU you tiny dicked loser. Go masturbate to your red pill fantasies somewhere else

          • Stormkracht

            How can you know if I have a tiny dick or not? Bet you want to see my dick, don’t you faggot?

          • Skadi

            No, we certainly don’t.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            It’s obvious by your desperate attempts to compensate, dumbass. You’re the poster child of this article, shitferbrains. You keep forgetting that the rest of us aren’t as dumb as you and your needle dick friends are

          • CriticalDragon1177

            Oh so you’re racist and homophobic now? Man you are such an “enlightened” person. You must get really hot in the summer heat under the white hood that you use to hide your ugly face.

          • Stormkracht

            Oh yes I’m racist, homophobic and probably ugly too. Thank you for your compliment.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            You’re welcome, loser!

          • BoatOfVelociraptors

            He also like video games. Strangely, I don’t think he has this in mind…. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5295430e833d6338104647da447bb7d7fed938d5cb29e41b05248312e45f6995.gif

          • Celtic_Gnome

            I liked me some Wolfenstein.

          • Rick Hill

            Bet you want to show him, don’t you ghey boy?

        • OrdinaryJoe

          LOL. Exactly what Pontius Pilate said to Jesus.

    • Notreelyhelping

      Jeez. Everything is projection with you guys.

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      I thought this website was a Scorpio? I am so confused.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        I would have guessed Capricorn, this time of year

      • suziq

        Nope, Leo for sure since we got the cute little lion mascot what wants monies every week.

      • Peripatetic Poltroon

        Is there a zodiacal sign that incorporates a whip? Or cat?

    • doktorzoom

      This Banhammer is strangely effective chemotherapy. (Rest of comments deleted,this one left so you can all see what a with he was.)

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

      • CriticalDragon1177

        The ban hammer is the ultimate cure all!

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Saturday’s column thanks the wee little stormfronter

      • Celtic_Gnome

        There have been a lot of trolls today. Is this a Boxing Day thing?

  • Courser

    I think we all have a ‘cultural’ food that we hate. For me, it’s pickled herring. My people are Scandinavians and Scots, which mean LOTS of fish pickled in very old, disgusting ways. Lutfisk is fish (probably cod) cured in fucking lye. I don’t know anyone who likes that anymore.

    • Skadi

      If you bake it in tinfoil instead of boiling it and smother it in white sauce or melted cheese and bacon, it’s actually a bit tasty.

      • Mahousu

        Though admittedly, if you smother old tires in melted cheese and bacon, they’re also rather tasty.

        • Skadi

          Now you get it.

          • Bad Tom

            The tires give the dish substance.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          I’m not sure if I like escargot, because the only time I had it, it was cooked in butter and garlic. I can’t think of anything disgusting enough not to be tolerable in butter and garlic.

      • How about just the melted cheese and bacon, and skip the disgusting bits?

    • Claire

      This reminds me of the time Anthony Bourdain ate fermented shark testicles. I’m not sure he’s ever forgiven his producers, or indeed the entire country of Iceland.

      • Peripatetic Poltroon

        Iceland does fermented shark testicles? That’s unexpected; sharks don’t typically like really cold water. There’s the Greenland shark, but I’ve heard it’s pretty inedible.

        • Peripatetic Poltroon

          After googling it, they may very well use Greenland shark.

        • Claire

          Yeah, it’s apparently a traditional dish. Unless they’re just trolling everyone with it, which I guess is possible.

    • Rick Hill

      More disgusting than ballutes?

    • Mavenmaven

      When I lived in Seattle, my coworkers used to talk about that lutefisk the whole year (lots of Scandinavians, especially in Ballard).

      • Skadi

        It is a traditional test of manhood among us.

        • Courser

          Test of womanhood too. You have to handle it with those heavy rubber chemical gloves and soak it for like 3 days before you can use/eat it. I’ve heard it’s pretty gelatinous, which isn’t good for anything except jello.

          • BoatOfVelociraptors

            Norwegian food is white food drenched with white sauce, and if the fish is too colorful, they bleach it to pudding.

      • Courser

        There’s a Norwegian fellowship hall thing in Lakewood that has periodic Lutefisk and Spaghetti dinners. I guess lutefisk for those that want it and spaghetti for everyone else?

    • Chitterlings. Good lord, no.

    • Isn’t lutefisk just pagan gefiltefish?

      • Courser

        More or less, I think. Gefiltefish is usually made with carp (from the Jews that I knew, anyway) and I suspect lutefisk is made from cod. But yeah, I think they’re basically different culture’s ways to preserve fish.

        • Makes sense. My dad used to fish for carp a lot when he was a kid, and his mom would cook it (1930s). He said it had a very good taste, but most people don’t like to eat it because it has so many bones. But if you pull all the meat off the bones and press it into a mold, problem solved.

          On the other hand, I just can’t see using lye to dissolve the bones altogether… or making kipper snacks. But my grandmother was Danish, and that’s what we grew up with. Oops, I forgot the cod liver oil

      • Zyxomma

        No. Gefilte fish is carp, whitefish or pike, ground with egg and matzoh meal, then poached in fish broth (made from the bones) or baked. I haven’t eaten it in decades because I’m vegan, but there’s no lye in its preparation.

    • Binkysbroad

      My people eat Black Pudding, which I give a hard pass. Pig blood & suet? No thank you.

      • Courser

        Both Scots and Norwegians have recipes for blood pudding and sausage which are a world of ‘NO’ for me too. I had breakfast at Cruft’s dog show in the 80’s and it was served with a little black hockey puck that was blood sausage. Nope, nope, nope.

        • Binkysbroad

          Speeding away in your nopemobile.

          • Courser

            Ha ha! I love that!

            If I *were* to decide to sample some blood sausage (I’m pretty adventuresome when the mood strikes me), it would most certainly *not* be some sorry, shriveled, mass-produced thing. I could probably be convinced by some earnest, artisanial family recipe version.

          • Binkysbroad

            I could probably be tricked into eating it, if it were smothered in melted Irish cheddar and bacon, but I doubt I could keep it down once the truth was known.

    • Bad Tom

      Haggis. (Shudder)

      • Courser

        Another big no for me, too. My fellow Scots are welcome to my portion.

  • CriticalDragon1177

    You know this is something that should actually make us really happy. There was once a time when interracial relationships were not tolerated in this country, and contrary to the “white genocide” rejects, its a sign of progress, not hatred of white people. An add like this would have been unthinkable back in the 1960s, even after Loving V Virginia forced the remaining states with anti miscegenation laws to stop enforcing them.

    You really have to have a sick mind to see two people in a loving relationship as something evil, just because the two of them happen to be different “races.” Thankfully even with the election of Donald Trump, these SS wannabe losers won’t get what they want.

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      They have no idea what love is. Every cell in their bodies is filled with hate.

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        Being a Dalek would explain the need to exterminate all of the non-white relationships.

    • I expect to see multiple Supreme Court cases attempting to roll back Loving v Virginia. They’re gonna try.

      • CriticalDragon1177

        I doubt it. Thankfully that’s not very likely. Its unlikely that a significant number of politicians in either party would even recommend bringing back those laws. Its unlikely anyone in power in our society would try to bring back miscegenation laws, and they’d be thrown out office at the next election if they did.

        I would argue that Trump won in spite of the Alt Right racists and not because of them. To try to ban interracial marriage would hurt you politically, not help you. Most Americans today see nothing wrong with interracial relationships unlike back in the sixties. Its doubtful the GOP will ever be able to overturn Obergefell V Hodges, and there are far more people now who support same sex marriage than there were people at the time of Loving V Virginia who supported interracial marriage.

        Beyond that, how are they even going to get a case challenging interracial marriage to the supreme court in the first place, given the fact that even in the South most people don’t support banning them? How would racists be able to convince the courts that they were harmed by the state allowing Interracial marriage? They can’t argue that it harms “the white race.” The supreme court would tell them to go pound sand. Its doubtful any of the people who want to overturn Loving V Virginia would even have standing, and without standing they have no case.

        • I agree- I don’t think they’d win. I do think they’re going to try.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            They may try, but its unlikely to even make it to court, especially the supreme court.

          • FigaroPho

            And once the Supreme Court is packed to the gills with rabid racists, sexists, homophobes, fascists, and Dominionists they’ll do it. It’s adorable that you think they care what anybody thinks but they don’t. Public opinion is meaningless to them, especially now that they’re going to turn the entire country into the kind of corrupt anti-democracy sham that they’ve already turned North Carolina into. Now that they’re completely in charge they will utterly destroy everyone’s lives, basically daring those who disagree with them to attempt a full scale coup/insurrection. Since Americans are lazy wusses, they’ll back down and the social mores of 1912 will be the new normal. Again.

          • CriticalDragon1177

            Its unlikely that Trump will be able to pick every single supreme court justice. Beyond that, I doubt that the Democrats won’t filibuster any extremist that Trump nominates. Even if he could replace all the justices on the supreme court, there really isn’t massive support for bringing back Jim Crow. Close to 90% of Americans support interracial marriage now based on the last time Gallop asked the question.

            In U.S., 87% Approve of Black-White Marriage, vs. 4% in 1958
            http://www.gallup.com/poll/163697/approve-marriage-blacks-whites.aspx

            Things like segregation won’t come back as long the vast majority of Americans oppose them. What are the alt right racists going to do, constantly suppress more than half the vote in every single state? Even ignoring that, Black people in general also are not as easy to intimidate as they were in the days prior to the civil rights movement and gay people won’t just go back into the closet again. Gay people also are not as easy to intimidate as they were prior to the gay rights movement. Even most people in the South now don’t seem to wan the union army to leave that badly. This isn’t the reconstruction era. The only way interracial marriage will be banned, Jim Crow will come back, same sex marriage will be banned and gays will go back into the closet is if the hate mongers were able to somehow terrorize most of the population into submission. The America of the early twentieth century, thankfully will not come back.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      They had a trailer for Hidden Figures at Rogue One. Think the White Supremers are going to go bonkers over that when it comes out?

  • Jennifer R

    It’s telling how the all the nazis see is old black men and under age white girls. Those folks got some eclectic masturbation fantasies.

    • pussygrabber in chief

      It’s always projection with these people. Always.

  • Mahousu

    Have some decent bolinhos de bacalhau, and you’ll be willing to upgrade yourself to at least three fishes. Not all of them need to be white, either.

  • Tokays_don’t_blink

    Yr Tokay wonders a few things:
    Aren’t mra types the ones whining that marriage is a plot against all men? If so, why would they give shit one about an engagement ring in any context?

    How many of the folks screaming their screams about this ad are fans of Ted No-gent, the duggars or duck dynasty?

    Also too, how many of them would be willing to take a DNA test to prove their purity?

    • tza

      As someone who has spent a while looking at the madness of the manosphere, you will find they hold any mutually exclusive ideas without examining them.
      Such as:

      –Men should be in charge because they are logical while women are emotional BUT ALSO men are the only beings capable of truly loving someone while women don’t really have feelings at all.
      –Women need to drop out of the workforce because working is a man’s thing BUT ALSO woman are non-working moochers who just want their husband’s money to buy bonbons.
      –Women are emotionally needy and don’t care about men’s sexual needs at all BUT ALSO women are sluts riding the cock carousel without emotionally connecting in a stable relationship.
      –Single mothers raising children on their own is a leading cause of criminality because kids need a male role model BUT ALSO men who marry single mothers are the worst men ever.

      • BillEGoatSmirk

        Where is this “cock carousel” you speak of?

        • tza

          Idk. I’m asexual so I never really went looking but the manosphere seems to think it’s easy enough for a lady to find…

    • Courser

      It’s simple, they believe they’re entitled to the Hot White Girl (to do with whatever they please), but the black dude is taking her out of circulation.

      I’d go with the cute, earnest black dude any day of the week over one of those whiny-assed white boy-children, too

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Suggestion to Trix for Wonkette Style Boo: cease use of MRA. Can we please stop using the acronym MRA? It buys into their view of themselves as some sort of Martin Luther King’s for white boys. Please in the future use Angry White Male (AWM), or better Angry White Boy (AWB). Thank you

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      not AWB or we’ll spend all day trying to pick up the pieces

      • doktorzoom

        Took me a moment… I was wondering what you had against Adaptive Multi-Rate Wideband or Astronomers Without Borders (what do they do, send telescopes to war orphans?)

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          speaking of pick up the feces, I assume that was you taking out the white trash?

        • suziq

          Average White Band is still touring-sometimes with Tower of Power of course!

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            not to be confused with the ARS

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            or BST

        • phoenix00

          Automatic White Balance. Keeps white peoples from looking orange!

      • Rincewindeh

        For me, AWB was Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging, which except for a small language problem would be the perfect match for this group of losers.

        Giving me flashbacks, but wikipedia cheered me up:
        “the AWB represented Afrikaners who were not able “to make the leap from the isolated dirt farms even with the huge boost of apartheid”
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afrikaner_Weerstandsbeweging

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      How about MBD? Mom’s Basement Dwellers

      • OrdinaryJoe

        Many of them live in their parents’ garages.

        • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

          Gosh! Furnaces and running automobiles? It would be just awful, awful I tell you, if their CO detectors batteries went dead.

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      What’s wrong with Male Rapists and Assholes?

    • Rick Hill

      Whiny ass titty babies never caught on?

    • Panika MCD

      what’s your problem with using Manbabies R Assholes?

    • JMP

      It’s become the standard term for the whole hate movement, though; and what’s fun is that being called MRAs pisses a hell of a lot of the whiny little babies off, because they are very insistent that they are part of the People’s Front of Judea and not the Judean people’s Front.

    • Resistance Engineer Red Bird

      I think they’d get angry with anything as long as is doesn’t support their views.

      • Bad Tom

        So, they have anger against the entire universe then.

        • phoenix00

          I suspect so.

    • just_jim

      Good suggestion except that you left out the word ‘loser’ from the description. Loser White Boy would work.

    • dlemex

      AWB works but it should be Angry White Baby

      • phoenix00

        This.

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    Yeah, because if it weren’t for that black guy that cute little blonde would be clamoring all over some loser ass, racist, piece of shit, right?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      if not, that would just prove that she’s really a lesbotarian, amirite?

  • splashy79

    How do they know the ages of the people in the original tweet?

    • CriticalDragon1177

      I’d also like to know how they know what religion the man is. Seriously what makes them think that guy is a Muslim, other than the fact he isn’t white? They do know that there are non white Christians don’t they?

      • Jamoche

        No, for them Real True Christians (tm Slacktivist) are identical to White Evangelicals. The rest of us are heretics to varying degrees, except when they need to brag about there being a Christian majority. That’s how they manage to be an oppressed minority *and* the majority everyone needs to truckle under to at the same time.

        Cognitive dissonance. It’s a hell of a drug.

        • CriticalDragon1177

          it was just an example.

      • Lee Hillhouse

        …and there are white Muslims. ….and all shades in-between….

    • phoenix00

      Because they are SMRT like their hero god-king Trump.

  • JMP

    Do the MRA idiots actually think real-world sex and relationships work just like in porn?

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      Sadly, I suspect many of them do.

    • Jamoche

      Given that they have no real-world experience with either? Yeah.

  • empclsr

    because everyone knows blacks have dmd(dicks of mass destruction)!

  • Balur

    Well, there does appear to be a noticable age difference, though not as big as the tweets are saying, but I’m really confused about how that one tweet came to conclusion that the dude was a muslim. Is black = muslim a new stereotype that I’m not aware of?

    • pussygrabber in chief

      TBH, my first thought upon seeing the tweet was “Why couldn’t they have used a woman instead of a girl, and why can’t she be fully dressed like the man?” But as long as the racist and MRA losers are pooping their diapers, I guess it’s all good.

      • Resistance Engineer Red Bird

        Huh?

      • Lee Hillhouse

        She is wearing shorts and he is wearing torn jeans. ….and we do not know their ages but as long as both are adults and the sex is consensual…..

    • Holly_Jolly_Andy_Kreiss

      Alt right toady boys can detect Muslims, Jews and the gays, even in stock photos. It’s like Gaydar, but more advanced.

    • JMP

      Did you miss the eight years of bigots insisting that Barack Obama must be sekret Muslin because he is black?

      • Keith Taylor

        I don’t know about Balur, but damn, I missed that at the time. I even missed the deeply perceptive claims that he’s not a native born American because Hawaii had only been an actual state for a few years when he was born there which he wasn’t in any case because he was born in Kenya and his Hawaiian birth certificate is obviously fake in the same way that the MJ-12 presidential executive order is obviously genuine. At about the time I also missed the assertions that Michelle Obama is a man, my brain overloaded and I started cutting out paper dolls.
        But even in my current state, I suspect the notion that Donald Trump is presidential, or anything but a con artist demagogue, is not going to last much longer even among the people who believed all of the above.

      • Balur

        Point conceeded

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        No they insisted that he was secret Muslim because as as young child he went to a school in Indonesia and doesn’t have a ‘mercan name. He’s a Kenyan usurper because he’s black.

        • FigaroPho

          His background made it a little easier for them to smear him but his race was the real reason they went nuts.

    • Leah

      But you legitimately can’t even see her face! I assumed both models were in their twenties. He might be in his late twenties and she in her early, but there is no way to truly tell. I think her attire might also be skewing the perception.

      • Balur

        True, though I’d go early to mid 30s for him, and early 20s for her. Could be wrong though, Not that there is anything wrong with that anyways.

      • BillEGoatSmirk

        It’s her Richard Simmons, 1970’s era, terrycloth shorts that are throwing the rightie-whities into a tizzy.

  • thixotropic jerk

    How do the booger eaters manage to take a break from booger eating long enough to get so upset? Boggles the mind.

  • Panika MCD

    and and I don’t see a problem with “SaveTheSnowflakes17” removing the possibility that he won’t be passing on his genes for future generations to face palm at.

  • Resistance Engineer Red Bird

    Yes. This is a plan by mongrels everywhere. We’re winning! Bwhahahahaha!

  • Bad Tom

    98% of all statistics that cite results in the 98th or higher percentile were yanked out of someone’s ass.

    • Poorly Behaved Résistanista

      Like Sam Wang’s 98% chance of Hillz’ winning? (Did he ever eat the bug?)

      • ViveLaRésistance

        Good question.

    • Notreelyhelping

      “If you torture the numbers long enough, they’ll say what you want.” — Pro Economist I Know

  • Poorly Behaved Résistanista

    Usually a person gets a nice dinner or a special location for the ring-offering. It’s in her bedroom? Not very creative, dude.

    • Picabo
    • Guinnessmonkey

      *shrug* I never understood why so many people want to make a inherently private moment into a public spectacle. The important thing is to get down on one knee, not to do it while riding a unicycle or whatever.

      • Poorly Behaved Résistanista

        Excellent point! Though I wasn’t thinking of spectacle which you are correct, some people do (I’m such an introvert it would never occur to me!). But I did get a nice beach weekend out of it. Proposal was private, by the ocean, followed by a very nice dinner. And I’m not sure there were knees involved.

        Bedroom part still seems weird.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Ms. Gnome and I were sitting on the couch watching television when I proposed. I waited until the commercial.

      • HazooToo

        My ex and I proposed to each other on a walk down the street. “We should get married so when you go back into the army we can get base housing.” Then after we got my ring, a cheap but pretty thing at a department store made of colored glass, I asked him to do the one knee thing, right there. It actually felt really amazing! That was one of the few good memories I still appreciate from our marriage.

  • MeerkatsRMammals

    What the fuck is wrong with people? Seriously.

    • roberteye

      There was always people with something wrong with them. The Internet only in recent years has given them a voice. Not to mention a amazing dickwad they can now vote for.

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        I know the world is full of horrible racists… I just don’t understand how you can hate an entire group of people just because they’re a different skin tone. We’re all the same race… The human race!

        • Old Man Yells at Cloud

          They were carefully taught…
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAZ8yOFFbAc

          • MeerkatsRMammals

            Thanks for sharing some South Pacific! It is certainly passed down from one generation to the next. I am teaching my kids all about equality in the hopes they’ll grow up to be good citizens of the world.

  • ViveLaRésistance

    What a lovely couple. If this enrages the alt-right flying monkeys, so much the better.

  • Scrofula

    Pretty sure you need to actually own or rent something to apply for insurance. I don’t think these squatter’s boycott will have much of an effect on State Farm.

    • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

      How much will it cost to insure my white privilege?

      Oh! Just a democracy, you say?

  • BearGHAZI

    Today, we are all uninformed sluts

    • Kooolest G

      I think that might have been yesterday for me too, come to think of it all the days

  • SeeTrain65

    Well, at least I was able to update my block list.

  • Old Man Yells at Cloud

    The thing that was bugging me about the picture is, “Why is he holding the box open towards himself?” If he just popped the question, shouldn’t he be holding the box so she can see the ring? Then I realized the obvious answer. She popped the question and he said yes. So in addition to being upset on racial grounds, the troglodytes can be upset by this fictional couple’s non-traditional gender roles within the relationship.

    • Ha! Well, stock photographers live in an alternate reality where you can hold soldering irons like a pencil.

    • Poorly Behaved Résistanista

      You win the Sherlock award for noticing the alignment of the box! However, her expression says he proposed to her. Plus he’s the one taking a knee. It’s just one more stupid thing about the picture. Tis to be made fun of, not to start racial genocide wars over.

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        I thought he was sitting, but you are correct –only one of his knees is visible, so he is probably kneeling. Unless he is a veteran who lost his left leg defending the freedom of racist assholes.

        Her expression could also be explained if he said no and she was just bursting out into tears, but his smile would mean he is a asshole and they wouldn’t need to insure the ring.

        Me and Scooby and the gang will get to the bottom of this mystery yet.

  • Lizzietish81

    White Genocide is going to be the name of my Rage Against the Machine cover band.

  • Begin Anew Day

    Ho Ho Ho my white supremacist kiddies! It is I, Santa Klause, come to help you out!

    So the hot white women won’t even talk to you because you are a bumbling oafish blowhard? Well I have what you need right here; shackles! They are not going anywhere once you lock these on their wrists and ankles. Now they’ll have to listen to you run your mouth for hours on end about how victimized you are.

    But it is not my intent to solve your foreplay problem and leave you without anything to close the deal with. So for all my white racist friends I have also brought actual DICKS!
    Let’s face it, mother nature really shortchanged you in that department and you simply cannot compete with darker skinned men when it comes to the size and quality of your meat! But Santa Klause has brought you each a honest to goodness working dick! Each one of these dicks is guaranteed to be at least five inches long when fully engorged with your pure aryan blood which makes them at least three times as large as the equipment the Original Manufacturer provided you with. Now before you unwrap it and try it on I have to tell you something: your new dick may not be the same color as the rest of you. Now don’t blame me! I really tried to find actual working white dicks for your christmas present but they are scarce! So I had to outsource the order to various manufacturers in China, India and Africa.

    Well, gotta run! Merry christmas my poor, misunderstood white racist buddies. Don’t wear those dicks out on your relatives!

  • OneYieldRegular

    I guess now that the War on Christmas is over, these idle brainiacs feel obligated to turn their attention to the War on Stock Photos.

    • kareemachan

      War on New Years?

    • TheBoatDude

      War on double coupon days…

  • WhatTheFlux

    Who the hell presents a ring to his pop-the-questionee with the open box facing him instead of her? And what’s she all flustered over? The shiny box top which is all she can see us it’s hiding the bling? Sad!

    • Ricky Gay

      good point! weak. Must boycott!!!!

      • WhatTheFlux

        Mebbe he wants to marry hisself and she’s like “OMGawd! Can I be you guy’s bridesmaid?”

        • Ricky Gay

          that’s it!!! stand down, bigots.

          • WhatTheFlux

            Serious?

            (Didn’t think so.)

          • Ricky Gay

            I am never serious

      • Niko

        #SayNoToMediocreStockPhotos!

  • Ricky Gay

    white germicide is what’s needed.

    • Peripatetic Poltroon

      or spermicide.

    • TheBoatDude

      Tilex to the rescue!

  • Stella Thomas

    Hey trumpsters give the kids credit for getting married and being hetero, but noooo that’s not good enuf gotta match the blondes to blonde and keep the damn brunettes down

    • Stella Thomas

      That’s probably why so many WS guys shave their heads, so you can’t tell how dark their hair really is

  • Stella Thomas

    Why not just publish the list of who and how we can bang so we can make fun of it.

    • HazooToo

      Got the list, right here:

      Assholes in fedoras
      Dicks who insult you as a come-on
      Morons who do ‘favors’ you didn’t ask for, just to get laid
      Any fuckwit who voted for Trump or Harambe

      • phoenix00

        May I add:
        People who return merchandise without a receipt
        Drivers who take forever to stall-park
        Anyone who can’t read signs or follow directions
        Canned clams

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Maybe it’s the way my brain works, but I immediately saw the black/white couple and figured that’s what got these guys’ panties in a bunch, but I didn’t go to older black guy and underage white girl until it was mentioned in that first tweet.

    • kareemachan

      Yeah, I didn’t get that at ALL. She looks at least 25, he looks maybe 35, and my SO and I have that big a gap. So fuck off, racists.

      • Peripatetic Poltroon

        Huh. My first thought was, why is the girl 12? Of course, at 58, they all look 12. The racists can still fuck off. If it was a 28 y.o. white guy & a 12 y.o. girl, they’d be buying State Farm product in a heartbeat. Eww.

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          My first thought was, “I would so do that guy” and then my second was “Wait, why is that woman, like, 14?”

    • phoenix00

      But your name isn’t Trump!

    • mardam422

      That’s because you aren’t a moran.

  • azeyote

    if he was white and she was his daughter they would be like – the Trumps

  • TheBoatDude

    White Supremecists: Boycott State Farm because of black on white sexy times!
    State Farm: Oh no, we’ll lose all of the Bondo Camaro coverage business!

    • BeachLoafer

      I wonder if the ad was suggested by their actuaries – might be a sound financial move ;)

      • TheBoatDude

        Very shrewd….

  • hahahaha it’s ALWAYS a 37 year old dude and a 21 year old chick.

    welcome to the world of media, hollywood, corporate america, et alia.

    • gene108

      They both look to be in their mid to late 20’s in that picture, but I think it’s usually guy in his 40’s, chick in her early 20’s for hollywood.

  • Left Coast Tom

    I spent Christmas Eve skiing powder in Tahoe. Which I’m sure was a lot more fun than tapping out angry racist tweets from mom’s basement.

    • mardam422

      I bet the snow was white. See!!??!!

      • Left Coast Tom

        White snow and gray sky, aka “flat light”, makes it pretty difficult to see.

  • stu elman

    What about Bristol Palin and kid #3 from boy #2? #familyvalues Happy to hear that Repugs don’t follow their own hypocritical ways.

    • chicken thief

      Don’t count. Them is white kids.

      • TheBoatDude

        Thems is…

    • NoMore Moose

      Read comment below. White people are allowed to have a slew of children to make the USA great again.

  • phoenix00

    So White Russian Agent is admitting he’s treasonously unAmerican? There are, umm, mechanisms to deal with these, right?

    • Rex Thorne

      At least he’s open about being a Russian white nationalist trying to muck up America. Most of those enemies of America are pretending to be Americans.

  • phoenix00
  • Christian Hauff

    take away the idiotic hashtags and all azazel really offered was a copy/paste of his favorite porn search.

  • Jgb979

    Well gosh after their wars against a broadway show, a breakfast cereal, and a Star Wars, one might get the idea these people are kind of morons….

    • Cubanz

      I’ll go with full on moron. Anybody spending that much time hating on other people is a waste of oxygen.

    • Rex Thorne

      That’s the defining trait that leads to Conservatism. We have a political movement made up of hate-driven derpsters and the slightly-more-cunning scoundrels that exploit them, and they will not accept anyone who’s any smarter than they are.

      Too many of them are having fantasies about eliminating all the intelligent people in America so no one is here to tell them when they’re being stupid. They don’t know history, so they don’t know that they’re doomed to failure in the long-run just like Pol Pot’s regime.

  • i’mjustaskingthequestion

    Fuck man…this is wrong. WRONG! The underlying story here is totally being White-washed (ha! see what I did there?? WHITE-washed…I used a term with “white” in it…geddit??).

    This couple is totally destined for pain and suffering. I mean…those candles are totally going to fall off that headboard when they are banging. Who KNOWS who they might hit…SCARY!!

  • SheltonTodd

    Though they claim to behave with decorum
    The right wing – you cannot ignore ’em
    Their character speaks
    When they spread their cheeks
    Then spew their smelly Santorum

  • chicken thief

    AND BEDSHEETS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE ALSO TOO DUMBASS 80 YR OLD NEGRO MAN AND 4 YR OLD GIRL!1!!!!!

    I WANT MY ‘MERICUH BACK!1!!!

    • NoMore Moose

      First they start with the sheet color. Liberals are very devious and smart.

    • missbike

      It’s not like a black man needs to wear those sheets at the Inauguration and DeploraBall. So yeah, he can go all non regulation blue and red n stuff.

  • Jennaratrix

    What. The. Fuck.

    Look. There are homeless people. Starving children. Animal shelters full of unwanted and unloved pups and kits. Fires, earthquakes, floods, other natural disasters. Turn the energy you just spent getting pissed off at an insurance commercial and volunteer somewhere. Here, I’ll give you an idea; get involved with the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. Start with you.

  • John Hollingsworth

    I think it’s horrible that this disgusting image is acceptable to people. Political correctness has gone WAY TOO FAR!!! I mean, jeans with holes in the knees!? I mean hello!!!! That’s sooo 20th century.

  • lurch394

    White people regularly misjudge the age of black people. This is especially true of young black males.

    • BearOmNomNomOnBrad(AndJanet)

      Come ON now. Tamir Rice was OBVIOUSLY at least 20, which is the age when blaxx grow tentacles that can enslave the white race!

    • mardam422

      That’s because the all look alike, amirite?

      • Newzheimer

        No. It’s because black don’t crack.

        I thought everyone knew that.

        What? Just me?

  • whitroth

    They’re also probably livid because he’s proposing in a bedroom, where they’ve just, or are about to, go to bed together.

    You also forgot to mention that yes, their dicks *are* too small, which explains their ego and testosterone level (think chihuahua).

  • AncienReggie

    Interesting that these people worry so about the age differential. Probably that was the real deal breaker.

    • Rex Thorne

      She does look like she’s about 12, but I doubt they’d care about it if she was with an older white guy.

    • Eddie Hartsfield

      She looks 25 if she’s a day, and he looks barely 30.

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    Hey now!
    There folks complaining are very … delicate. Let’s keep that in mind!
    And best to Robyn and the Wonketteriate.
    *Very* delicate! Never forget.

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