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BREAKING NEWS, they found the video of Donald Trump saying N-words and C-words and also calling his own son a “retard,” and it was at Tom Arnold’s house the whole time!

Arnold appeared Friday on Dori Monson’s KIRO-AM radio program, where he revealed that he has a copy of the infamous recordings made while Trump was the star of NBC’s “The Apprentice” reality TV show … […]

“When the people sent it to me, it was funny,” Arnold said. “Hundreds of people have seen these. It was sort of a Christmas video they put together. He wasn’t going to be president of the United States. It was him sitting in that chair saying the N-word, saying the C-word, calling his son a retard, just being so mean to his own children. ‘Oh, this is so funny, this is this guy.’”

Arnold said on the show that he got a telephone call on November 6, which would have been the Sunday before the election, from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s lawyer, who was with Hillary Clinton at the time, saying PLEASE UNLEASH THE WHITEY TAPE, but Arnold was like nah, man, I can’t, frowny face, sorry:

“They said, ‘I need you to release him saying the N-word,’” Arnold said. “I said, ‘Well, now these people – two editors and an associate producer — are scared to death. They’re scared of his people, they’re scared of they’ll never work again, there’s a $5 million confidentiality agreement.’”

Oh my god, we know Hollywood is a weird fucked up cult with all kinds of rules, written and unwritten, but literally the future of America was at stake here. So while we are sympathetic to “two editors and an associate producer” who were scared what might happen if the tape got out, we are lil’ bit more concerned right now about how America got handed to a thin-skinned, unqualified tyrant on November 8. And we THINK it would have helped a few of those late breaking voters break away (or simply show up!) for Hillary, who, despite being history’s greatest email monster, doesn’t call her kid and grandkids the “R” word.

Tom Arnold disagrees, as he explained on the radio, saying he believes if people had seen it, they “would have liked him more, the people, for being politically incorrect.” Maybe! But maybe it was worth the gamble, we think, just to see if it would have annihilated Trump’s candidacy at the last minute? “Grab Them By The Pussy” sure did hurt him for a few weeks there!

If you remember, after the James Comey FBI letter came out (11 DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION), we all were sort of waiting with bated breath, because SURELY Hillary Clinton had some nuclear bomb ready to drop at the right moment, because come on, it’s DONALD TRUMP, definitely FOR SURE there has to be a sex tape or a whitey tape, and we had heard specifically there was tape of Trump using the N-word, WHERE IS IT WHERE IT IS WHERE IS IT? And then there was … nothing.

Because it was at Tom Arnold’s house, because he wouldn’t release it, because #reasons.

Also too, sidenote, which son did he call a “retard”? One of the older goons, or the younger boy Rosie O’Donnell got in trouble for suggesting is autistic? We are just curious whether Donald Trump is simply a total shit, or a total shit who is also a cruel parent.

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  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Tom “Benedict” Arnold

  • Oblios_Cap

    I never really cared much for Tom. Now I care even less.

  • schmannity

    Calling his son a retard. That would disqualify him from Jack Steuf’s job.

    • Notreelyhelping

      Well played.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Again I find myself wishing I had a word for that thing that happens when information that might discredit a woman, or even just appear to, must absolutely be shared and re-broadcast all over the place, while information that would discredit a man should probably be withheld in the name of more important concerns.

    • CutterTeam

      Susan B. Irony

    • h4rr4r

      Discredit?

      I think Tom Arnold is spot on, he would get more voters if those tapes came out.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Depending on when it was released, it might at least have “changed the narrative,” as they say, for a few days. And if those few days were right before the election, who knows? But, yeah, to your larger point, I think this is exactly what made him appealing to a lot of voters.

        • Resistance Fighter Astraea

          The name of the game this election wasn’t flipping Trump voters but getting out more anti-Trump voters.

    • QHarp, Mujer malévola

      The Germans call it ‘inderkucheshatz,’ which literally translates to ‘in the kitchen, sweetheart,’ and is not a superglue word I made using Google Translate.

      • mailman27

        Germans got nouns.

        • Sakonyachen

          I bet their spelling bees are like post apocalyptic battle arenas.

        • H0mer0

          I thought ze Germans capitalize the first letter of their nouns.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      New word: gynocasting. Definition: See comment above.
      New word: androcensoring: Definition: See comment above.

  • timpundit

    Is there nothing Tom Arnold can’t FUCK UP? Jesus christ, if his careeer wasn’t already over it should be.

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    I don’t think it would have made a difference. The 80,000 people who gave him the Electoral College in FL, PA and WI would have voted for him even if the tape got out, in my opinion. Maybe it would have prompted more people who didn’t vote to do so and, maybe, it would have tipped the scales in some other place but I doubt it. It would be nice to have it released just to see Kellyanne trying to pull a story out of her ass to spin the thing but that would have just some entertainment value.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Ayup. People heard a tape of him talking about trying to have an affair and getting away with literally sexually assaulting women, and it made no lasting difference. Even Republicans who initially criticized him hopped back on the trolley after the initial furor died down.

      • arglebargle

        The fuhrer never dies down.

        • UncleTravelingMatt

          You think the Vatican helped it escape to Argentina?

    • Alan

      Maybe all those who sat at home on election day would have been more motivated.

      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        You have more faith in the American people than I do.

        • FlownOver

          As of 11/9 that’s a pretty low bar, innit?

        • Alan

          Nah, I’m just hopeful.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I’m kinda freaking over Tom’s ‘Oh, this is so funny, this is this guy.’ Attitude. WTF?

    • arglebargle

      “This is the guy that’s presently paying my bills.”

  • Mpeg

    Barron doesn’t give a sh!t. He’s pissed that he’s required now to call Bannon “Uncle Steve” and laugh at his awful jokes “Why our names are just about the same! It’s like this was meant to be! Here kid, want a balloon?”

  • So Tom Arnold is the EVIL GENIUS behind Trump’s election?

    We’re all gonna die and die like flies, like Miss Nina said.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Y’all will please forgive me for not necessarily believing this washed-up perhaps-formerly-coke-addicted half-talent? If there’s a tape, produce it, Tom. If there isn’t, then shut. the fuck. up. already.

    Now, maybe he’s making it up, and this is just his attempt to sway the electors or something? If so… I guess I approve of anything to hurt Trump’s chances? Except unless the tape is released it AIN’T GONNA WORK, TOM.

    Jesus, this guy.

    • schmannity

      True. Chubby chasing fame whore cokehead says what?

  • OrdinaryJoe

    It grieves me to say this but, it would not have mattered.

    • Vagenda and Tiara

      I think it might have. I wish the “pussygrabber” tape had been released the same day Comey’s letter was. I really believe Comey sunk Clinton (along with SS only going up $5 next year, and Obamacare premiums going up).

      • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

        “SS only going up $5 next year”

        Old people are takers.

        • yyyaz

          Yep, especially ones like me who have paid into the system every paycheck since 1969,

        • Marion in Savannah

          You bet we are. I only worked for 50 years… Started at 17, retired at 67. Went to school part time…

          • JH Marx, Resister

            I worked for 54 years, retired at 62.

        • Vagenda and Tiara

          They prefer to think of it as “they earned that money.” Someone posted a link to a Trumpgrets Tumblr, where people voiced their regret over voting for Trump. Most of them were “you’re not locking up Hillary? I regret voting for you, you cuck” but some of them were “oh, shit, you’re going to cut Social Security? Christ, I need that money.” It’s almost like these idiots don’t know what they’re voting for.

      • Courser

        Oh yeah, definitely. I’ll bet he gets a *very* soft landing when this is all over.

    • Courser

      I would have loved having come out when it might have done some good. But knowing what we know now, no, I don’t think it would have made a bit of difference. The white supremacists would jizz all over Twitface and he’d be more popular than ever.

  • schmannity

    Probably would have backfired. Would have made him more popular with his base. Trump would have said, “I could shoot a ret@&ded ni@#er on 5th Avenue and nothing would happen.” Trump’s surrogates would then suggest that Bill Clinton had fathered several developmentally disabled mixed race children, so both sides do it.

    • Creepoman

      You forgot to include c@#t.

  • goonemeritus

    The old December surprise, less effective the the more traditional October surprise but still a classic.

    • arglebargle

      What till you see the january and february surprises.

      • March will come in like a Emu and out like a Tapir.

        • arglebargle

          Those would make good car names. The Chevy Emu and the Ford Tapir.

      • GunToting[Redacted]

        By February we’ll be living in “Bladerunner” world. March will bring “The Road.” It’ll probably take another year to finally arrive at “Mad Max: Fury Road.”

  • arglebargle

    Meh – It’s not like shooting a man on fifth avenue.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Maybe it would have made a difference, maybe not. Either way, fuck you, Tom Arnold, for sitting on this after someone already offered to pay the $5M to whoever released the fucking tapes.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Tom Bentdick Arnold is a Grade-AAA USDA Chickenshit.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      I’m waiting to hear what Roseanne says before I form an opinion.

      • TheAmazingBeardedTrangerderist

        Roseanne’s a RWNJ.

  • Chris Hall

    Also too, sidenote, which son did he call a “retard”?

    All of them, Katie

  • CutterTeam

    It’s truly remarkable that the blood-lusting Clinton Murder Machine — which, if you believe the InterWebs, has left a body trail from Little Rock to Westchester County over the last 45 years — somehow neglected to bag Paula Jones, Ken Starr, Monica Lewinsky, Anthony Weiner, James Comey and Tom Arnold.

    Imagine this level of evil. A conspiracy so diabolical it doesn’t even make sense.

    • Groundloop

      Indeed. The seeming incongruity is only to sow fear and uncertainty in the populace so that they (we) believe nobody is safe from the CMM.

      Unless everybody is safe.

      Or nobody is.

      Or are they!!!!

  • Gayer Than Thou

    “Hundreds of people have seen these. It was sort of a Christmas video they put together. He wasn’t going to be president of the United States. It was him sitting in that chair saying the N-word, saying the C-word, calling his son a retard, just being so mean to his own children. ‘Oh, this is so funny, this is this guy.’”

    Wait – I’m confused by a few things here: first, if hundreds of people have seen this video, why is there only one copy in Tom Arnold’s junk drawer? Second, it was funny? Third, Christmas? If I recall correctly from Love, Actually, you’re supposed to tell the truth at Christmastime, not launch into a racist and misogynist rant and also insult your children. (OK, that last one actually is a common Christmas tradition.)

    • Maybe Trump farted while saying those terrible awful things.

      That would be pretty funny.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Yeahbut–I always thought that’s how Trump talked.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      I suspect any joke that has a punchline other than “Tom Arnold” is pretty funny to him.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Tom Arnold–Hahaaahhhaaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaahaaa!!!!111

        Damn, that must be one of the world’s shortest jokes.

        • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

          Pretty sure Tiny Hands’ penis is the world’s shortest joke. Or maybe Pence’s IQ.

        • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

          Pretty sure Tiny Hands’ penis is the world’s shortest joke. Or maybe Pence’s IQ.

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            Centuries from now, philosophers will debate endlessly about how many Trump peens dance on the head of a pin. Therefore, I believe that we will annihilate ourselves before that happens. It’s sort of like the universe’s preemptive autocorrect function.

    • Martini Ambassador

      Another example of that hi-larious rightwinger humor in action.

    • Hobbes’ Evil Twin

      We’re talking about Tom Arnold – one of the most painfully unfunny comedians in the world.

      • Northern Isaac

        Quite frankly, this whole claim about having a Trump video sounds like a Tom Arnold “joke” to me. Sure, the tape with Trump saying the n-word probably exists, but Arnold is just trying to get some attention and make “can’t believe you fell for it” “joke” while at it.

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      Tom Arnold says it’s funny. Have you ever seen Tom Arnold’s standup comedy? Trust me, his funny filter is decidedly sub-standard.

    • elviouslyqueer

      I thought launching into a racist and misogynist rant and also insulting your children was a common Thanksgiving tradition. Christmas tradition is more airing grievances and bitching about receiving lame gifts like English Leather “cologne” and Pope-Soap-on-a-Rope.

      • arglebargle

        and Donald Trump butt plugs. So I’ve heard.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        That’s why I don’t do T-day with my relatives.

      • Rags

        No, festivus is for the airing of grievances

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      If, at this point, somebody is not confused, I would worry about them.

    • diogenez

      Tom Arnold’s sense of humor has been forever altered by:

      Roseanne

      Loose meat sandwiches

  • I dunno, this seems pretty, well you know…

    Why the Fur Industry Is Very Pleased With Trump in the White House

    The Trump sons are trying to rebrand fur as “animal agriculture,” but consumers aren’t falling for it.

    http://www.alternet.org/election-2016/why-fur-industry-very-pleased-trump-white-house

    • arglebargle

      I think the Trump sons are more into animal husbandry, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.

    • cynmac will never surrender

      They are holding a “benefit” on January 21, where the big bucks can sign up for wild animal hunting with Uday and Qusay. TMZ published the invite.

  • Anna Rompage

    The only nuclear bomb Hillary could have dropped that would have changed the outcome of the election would have been withdrawing from the race after the polls came back that she was more popular than genital crabs, but less popular than head lice…

    • Tallmutha

      With all due respect for saying “fuck everything, nothing means anything now,” I disagree pretty strongly.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    What does it matter now what a washed-up never-was like Tom Fucking Arnold claims he has? On the one hand he says he has the only copy locked up in his sock drawer, and on the other he claims thousands of people have seen it. I bet his girlfriend in Canada is shaking her head sadly at the mess he’s made of this story.

  • dslindc

    Tom who?

    Oh well . . . BUT EMAILS!!!!!!11!!!

  • Nockular cavity

    “from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s lawyer, who was with Hillary Clinton at the time

    SEXXX-AYYY! Tell us more.

    Talk about burying the lede, Evan!

  • Randy Riddle

    Because we live in Bizarro Opposite-Day World, releasing the tape will only make him stronger.

    • Nockular cavity

      Me want live non-stupid Earth. Thanks, hello!

      • Latverian Diplomat

        On Bizarro World, global warming cause snowball fights in Bizarro congress. What am happen on you Earth?

  • Resistance Engineer Red Bird

    I think Tom Arnold is right. A tape like that would only have encouraged people who felt put out by the “PC police”. This is another example of how the Democratic party does not understand or is not willing to accept what they are told about the country they want to govern.

    • Moebym of the Resistance

      Can’t fault us for wanting to see the best in people.

      And when someone does see the electorate for what it really is, she’s criticized for it.

      • Resistance Engineer Red Bird

        I like to see the best in people too. But that does not mean that I would lie to myself about what is out there. How else do I come up with a good strategy to overcome it?

    • dshwa

      That a very large chunk of it is deplorable?

      • Resistance Engineer Red Bird

        Or as I call it deplorable-related.

  • beingreleased

    Timing would have been everything in the release of this tape seeing that the average Trump voter has the attention span of the guy in Memento.

  • Moebym of the Resistance

    Wouldn’t have changed much. His supporters like him because they see in him the person they aspire to be.

    • Beowoof14

      A rich douchebag?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    The tape may be a bit “colorful”, but Trump promised to repeal Obamacare day one, which is destroying US American family with slavery and death panels.

  • BearGHAZI

    That’s it. I will never watch Roseanne again

  • Vincent Ricola

    The shitty comic who built his entire career by gaslighting/gold-digging Roseanne Barr says what?

  • Bill D. Burger

    [It was him sitting in that chair saying the N-word, saying the C-word, calling his son a retard, just being so mean to his own children. ‘Oh, this is so funny, this is this guy.]

    Meh! ___ Pales in comparison to Killary’s misuse of a server.

    Ben Vereeeeeeeeeeeeen……err…I mean: “Wolveriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!

  • Mr. Blobfish

    If it came out in the primaries it may have mattered. Now? I can hear KaC crowing for Democrats to get over it, Trump one in a landslide.

    • ThirdAmendmentMan

      God why do libtards make everything about race???!!!?!?!?!?! Black people call other black people niggers so what’s the big deal?

      /s

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      It’s really bizarre. I can’t remember ever seeing this before — this idea that winning an election means blanket endorsement of everything the winner says or does.

    • exinkwretch

      “We love how The Donald speaks his mind!”

    • beingreleased

      It was just locker room talk, anyway.

  • Tallmutha

    Tom Arnold disagrees, as he explained on the radio, saying he believes if people had seen it, they “would have liked him more, the people, for being politically incorrect.”

    Yeah, there are some people who would have liked him more for saying the N-word. I’m pretty sure he already had those people’s votes, you fuck.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Given Tom Arnold’s history of drug use, what are the odds he hallucinated this whole thing?

    • Courser

      I mentioned ^^above that the guy is a loon. I’m not sure he lives in the same reality as everyone else.

    • tomamitai

      Given Tom Arnold’s history of drug use, what are the odds he hallucinated this whole thing?

      The tape, the election, these comments, or the whole universe?

      • Zyxomma

        AOT, K.

  • stankbait

    UNFIT!

  • jesuswasablack
  • Celtic_Gnome

    When Roseanne made him a producer on her show after they were married, he brought an edgy weirdness to it that moved it beyond being a standard sitcom. That small amount of respect has just been so flushed down the drain.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Yeah, good thing you waited this long to claim you had such a thing, Tom.
    Really. Fucking genius move there, Einstein.

    • Courser

      Tom Arnold is a loon from way back. He’s just grasping for another 15 minutes of relevancy

      • Ricks CatCafe de la Resistance

        And he no longer has any kind of tape, obviously.

  • TheGrandWaz00

    R-word
    N-word
    C-word

    Just a coincidence, right?

    • Alex Jones will be right on that, I’m sure. (And, I’m green, literally green, with envy. Man, I wish I’d thought of that.)

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  • Jonny On Maui

    We are just curious whether Donald Trump is simply a total shit, or a total shit who is also a cruel parent.

    Why not both?

    • yyyaz

      The Venn overlap of total shits who are cruel parents as well is yuuuge.

      • efoveks

        Pictures instead of math: I like it!

    • BrendaKay

      hee hee! You beat me to it.

    • efoveks

      He’s bigly good at everything. Just ask someone, anyone.

    • Vecchiojohn

      He’s TWO, TWO, TWO SHITS IN ONE!

  • Objectifer

    Actually it’s a Festivus tape of The Airing of Grievances. There’s another tape of The Feats of Strength, that’s the one Donnie really doesn’t want released cause it shows lil Barren kicking dad’s ass in arm wrestling.

    • cynmac will never surrender

      Arm wrestling? Indian wrestling now that he’s 10. Full MMA by the time he’s 16.

  • beingreleased

    Calling his son a retard? Sarah Palin will be very upset. Oh wait – he’s a Republican – it must be you liberal PC types that’s the problem.

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    If nothing else, watching Palin twisting herself into knots trying to justify Donnie’s use of her least favorite word would have been fun.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Nah. I’m sure she is all for it now.

      You never know, Trump might reconsider and appoint her to something.

      • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

        A half term!

    • Crank Tango

      Does it work like the n-word, where they can say it to each other?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Nah, she’s got that covered already – as with Rush Limpbaugh’s use of the word, she’d say it’s fine because it’s “satire.”

  • TheGrandWaz00

    Kellyanne to the rescue–“When he said the c-word he was talking about me! And to be honest, I appreciated the recognition.”

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      You think you are snarking. Just wait…

  • ez

    He is a total singularity of shit.

    • mrpuma2u

      Tom Arnold or Donald Trump?

      • arglebargle

        A dual singularity

        • Vecchiojohn

          A folie a doo-doo

          • Marion in Savannah

            Not a folie a derp?

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        yes

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        yes

      • ez

        -weighing the relative differences in each hand-

        …I believe Mr Trump wins.

  • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

    Did you know that facepalming too much causes you to lose the outer layer of the skin on your face. Your face looks like you have a terrible case of rosacea, but worse. Be warned.

    My next warning will be about how rolling your eyes can damage your occular muscles. I’d do it now but my eyes hurt totes terrible. Stay tuned…

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    I’m a little confused on how his “I gotz tape!” confession naming times/dates/content puts the editors and associate producers in any less danger than releasing the tape itself. Oh. Right. This is about Tommy getting a little facetime, not logic. Got it. Moving on.

  • cynmac will never surrender

    OT UPDATE Reverend Dr. William Barber, head of the NC NAACP and leader of the Moral Monday movement, is filing law suits against the results of the latest NC legislative session.
    http://crooksandliars.com/2016/12/naacp-announces-lawsuit-against-north

    • arglebargle

      This militant capital “A” Atheist thinks that guy rocks. He was phenomenal at the DNC.

      • Courser

        Oh yeah, you want a fire lit under something, call Dr. Barber.

        • arglebargle

          Maybe he should have an honorary professorship at the Electoral College.

      • cmd

        I read a thing about him this week and he has been plugging along being awesome in NC for a long time, not that the media has paid a lot of attention.

        • cynmac will never surrender

          I belong to Moral Monday Georgia and joined the NAACP last year, when the org acknowledged BLM.

  • Daisy

    Uh, is it just me, or is that not funny under any circumstances, not just, “Oh shit, he’s running for president”?

    • Notreelyhelping

      Tom Arnold also is not funny under any circumstances.

  • JD Mulvey

    These “confidentiality agreements” are frequently thrown out in court. And if you’re that worried, leak the info anonymously –I bet Wonkette would shield you!

    • arglebargle

      Wouldn’t have done any good. Wonkette is fake news, you know.

    • Or have someone start a go fund me page to pay the costs. I’d have contributed to the legal bills to have that tape released before the elections.

    • beingreleased

      He could leave it in the comments if Wonkette allowed comments.

    • Mavenmaven

      But he won’t get any P-points.

    • Ricks CatCafe de la Resistance

      He no longer has this tape, obviously. Mark Burnett would have retrieved them months ago. Funny how Mr. Arnold doesn’t mention the actual executive producer of the show. It’s almost like he’s just doing this to further his career….

  • Marion in Savannah

    OT, but there are now 64 reports of corruption in Trump World:

    https://corrupt.af

    • formerChild

      Interesting that the country code on that URL is Afghanistan. Apropos of nothing, I imagine…

      • cynmac will never surrender

        Corrupt As Fuck.

      • Marion in Savannah

        It was chosen for a very particular reason…

    • cynmac will never surrender

      Thanks for this link. I love the counter. It’s been 46 minutes since the last report of corruption. Which is Uday and Qusay sponsoring a animal hunt and you can join them for the low, low price of $1M dollars. But don’t feel bad, “All net proceeds from the
      Opening Day event will be donated to conservation
      charities.”
      Link to a copy of the invitation, provided by TMZ –
      http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/Opening_Day_2017_Redacted.pdf

    • Foreign Agitator Ron

      But that’s just a drop in the bucket compared to the number of (imaginary) crimes Killary has committed!

  • Jenny

    Shoulda woulda coulda. The universe has steered us here for a reason I guess.

    • beingreleased

      It’s all part of God’s plan. God’s stupid, drunken, nihilistic plan.

      • yyyaz

        Fuck him/her/it and the ancient chariot he/she/it rode in on.

      • Notreelyhelping

        Meanwhile, in the cosmic trailer park, God takes another pinch of Snus but spills most of while giggling.

    • Vecchiojohn

      The universe has finally had it with us. It was predictable.

      • yyyaz

        Meh, with a few billion other sentient civilations, what’s one petri dish.

        • efoveks

          Actually, make that about a hundred. Scientists (real ones) have put some thought into that already, and they figure that, at least with what we know right now, that number is probably around 100. There was an article in American Scientist about this a while back.

          • yyyaz

            If life can only arise under a narrow set of initial conditions, Forgan
            estimates there should be 361 advanced, stable civilizations in the
            Milky Way. If life can spread from one planet to another through biological molecules embedded in asteroids, though, the number jumps to nearly 38,000.

            — Scientific American, 2009

            Split the two orders of magnitude difference between the two estimates and you get 3,700. Multiply that by the estimated 1 to 2 trillion galaxies and my number is very conservative.

          • tomamitai

            100 what? Sentient civilizations or petri dishes? I don’t think Rob and Laura’s house was big enough to host that many dinner guests at once, so they wouldn’t have needed that many dishes. Unless they were allowing for breakage, seeing as how Rob was such a klutz, always tripping over the ottoman.

          • Fun with Cthulhu

            Laura Petri, mmmmm. I’ll be in my bunk.

          • Foreign Agitator Ron

            I’m at that age where, while appreciating Laura’s attributes (in that 60s push-up bra!) I find myself more appreciative of Sally Rogers’ wit and maturity. Yowza!

    • Ricks CatCafe de la Resistance

      If by “the universe” you mean “Putin” and “greedy, self-serving Republicans” and “idiotic rubes in the backwaters who have no idea how the world actually works,” then, yeah, the universe steered us here.

    • beingreleased
  • MynameisBlarney

    This is upresidented.

    I know, I KNOW! Someone else prolly already posted it…but, I’m far too lazy to look.

    http://cheezburger.com/1264389/twitter-attacks-donald-trump-for-unpresidented-spelling-mistake-and-its-immediate-comedic-gold

    • efoveks

      I up voted you for your fine use of ‘unpresidented’.

  • yyyaz

    Just shoot me now. Electors in Arizona, who are not bound to their pledge to any one candidate, give all 11 to Anus McFuckface (R-Not My President).

    • cynmac will never surrender

      Trump got 51% of the vote in GA, but all 16 electoral votes are going to Trump, per reports.

      • Foreign Agitator Ron

        Well, that seems fair*.

        * not fair

      • Marion in Savannah

        You expected anything different? We’re so goddamned gerrymandered down here it ain’t funny no more. Hillary’s votes came from Atlanta, Savannah, and some college towns.

        • cynmac will never surrender

          And Albany. No, I knew it was going to happen that way. I’m seeing two reactions from the Right to the electoral college vote – some people who are saying “give Trump a chance” and others who are crowing “get over yourself”. Sad.

    • Matt Terrell

      What are you a child?

      • cynmac will never surrender

        What are you, A Idiot? Do you know where you are? Did you make a wrong turn on the internet?
        http://www.memepile.com/pics/4897-o.jpg

      • yyyaz

        My history is an open book and worth a look if you have the time.

      • Comas are your friend. Try one, you will not be disappointed!

        • CindyinEncinitas

          I’d like a nice, long coma about now.

      • BearOmNomNomOnBrad(AndJanet)

        Someone used salty language on Wonkette? Fetch me the fainting couch!1!

  • Edith R. Broccoli

    Produce the tape or shut your piehole, Arnold. This is not going to re-ignite any semblance of a career for you either way.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Terrible. Terrible. Listen- never said it. Wasn’t me! Donald J. Trump loves the blacks. I have my African American supporters. Terrific relationship. Tom Arnold is lying and if this tape exists I’ll sue everyone. Look, I’ll win and I never settle. Never. I’d never use those words. Retards.All retarded. Sad!

    • Notreelyhelping

      He’s back!

  • Anna Rompage

    God lord, Dullard Trump has somehow initiated the apocalypses. First he somehow manages to make Scott Baio a household name again, and now Tom Arnold.

    All we need now is a resurgence of Tony Danza, and Sally Struthers, and the onslaught of the four horsemen will commence…

    • beingreleased

      Is Victoria Jackson up for a cabinet post? Ambassadorship? Prison term? Anything?

      • Marion in Savannah

        What — no love for Christine O’Donnell? After all, she says she’s not a witch and that’s got to count for something…

  • Mavenmaven

    IAOKIPDI (Its all OK if the President Does It)

    • Marion in Savannah

      See Nixon, Richard Milhous…

  • Crank Tango

    Arnold did what to Arnold?

  • Ricks CatCafe de la Resistance

    The thing is, it probably wasn’t “the two editors and the associate producer” who prevented this tape from being released, but the fucking executive producer, Mark Burnett, who is a close friend of Trump’s, and, a deeply devout Christian (funny how that works). Tom Arnold is a fucking idiot. The person who’s “terrified” is HIM–otherwise, he’d release it, right? You think the original guys who made the tape wouldn’t have been motivated to release it to the world at large, if they still had it?

    Of course no one still has this tape, because I’m pretty sure Mark Burnett would have had the ruthlessness to ask said associate producer, just before he fired him,”how many of these tapes were sent out?” and then go around and retrieve every last one of them, and Tom is far too much of a craven coward and fool to actually have duped the tape and then have released it.

    Tom is nastily blaming the below-the-line guys (who actually did something pretty radical and brave), because it’s so easy to blame the little guys, when it would actually be Mr. Burnett. But since this whole thing is a publicity stunt for himself, why risk his career by angering someone powerful? Because I guess only the future of America is at stake.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      and a possible seat for Tom Arnold at the NEA.

    • cynmac will never surrender

      We all know that the tapes exist. It was widely discussed when the Access Hollywood tape was released. If that tape and video didn’t disgust people and prove what a vulgarian Trump is, more tapes won’t help. And calling his kid a retard, well Donnie, that’s likely on you. Old sperm is as defective as old ova. Scientific fact.

    • Blackest Noobs

      sounds like we need to waterboard Mark Burnett.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      He survived years working with Roseanne Barr but was scared of an associate producer? Good lord.

  • coozledad

    I thought it was going to be a video of Trump boning Tom Arnold.

    Would not have watched.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      For some reason that made me giggle helplessly.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Both in their own way taking advantage of huge assholes.

    • BearOmNomNomOnBrad(AndJanet)

      HEY! Conversion therapy is illegal in most states!

  • BMW

    ALL THE CUSS WORDS.

    • Shoto

      NEEDZ MOAR CUSS WORDS TOO, ALSO.

      • BMW

        ALL OF THEM, KATIE.

  • Scrofula

    We can now add Tom Arnold’s pussy to Tony Weiner’s dick as reasons for Hillary’s “defeat”. Sorry for the image.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Pussy libel also too

  • Shibusa
    • Foreign Agitator Ron

      I hear you, abandoned couch. I hear you.

  • Yr. Gma

    “total shit” or “total shit who is also a cruel parent”?

    Yes. He has been quoted and filmed several times saying the only reason Barron is alive is because Melon wanted a kid but he didn’t.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Melon needed a kid to secure her status as the Last Trophy Wife. No kid- out the door in 10 years or less.

      • Yr. Gma

        That’s true, but I also think she probably just wanted her own child.

        • VagendaofNastyWoman

          What she wants doesn’t seem to matter very much. She clearly doesn’t want to be FLOTUS either.

          • therblig

            i think after melanoma’s convention speech, it was clear that ivanka had flotus locked up.

          • VagendaofNastyWoman

            There were a few other times where she managed to open her mouth and look like A Idiot. Also get panned by the press.

          • Meccalopolis

            Yeah, did ivanka kneecap her?

  • Shoto

    “…It was him sitting in that chair saying the N-word, saying the C-word, calling his son a Retard, just being so mean to his own children.”

    “Thanks, Obama.”

    — Dead Breitbart.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    All those who think the Trumpanzees would have given a shit, please raise their hand.
    Yeah – me neither.

  • Shoto

    And while we’re on the subject of Drumpf’s fitness for high office.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/richard-greene/is-donald-trump-mentally_b_13693174.html

    Judith Herman, M.D.
    Professor of Psychiatry
    Harvard Medical School

    Nanette Gartrell, M.D.
    Associate Clinical Professor of Psychiatry
    University of California, San Francisco (1988-2011)
    Assistant Professor of Psychiatry, Harvard Medical School (1983-87)

    Dee Mosbacher, M.D., Ph.D.
    Assistant Clinical Professor
    Department of Community Health Systems
    University of California, San Francisco (2005-2013)

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    I actually want these tapes to be widely released so that the people I know how voted for Trump can say “Yes, this is the man I believe in. This is so much better than Clinton.”

    • Lara

      Someone on Twitter last night said to me “Well, Clinton would have definitely had some Goldman Sachs guys in her cabinet.” This person is supposedly progressive.

  • anon_the_great

    Which one of his sons is mentally deficient? AOTK

    • Jennifer R

      I suspect Baron is actually utterly aghast at deadbeat donnie, and is embarrassed by the thought of being the son of a crooked lying sexist bigot who stole the presidency.

  • (Major_Major_Major)ly+Fucked

    We need Vetenari, we got Snapcase

    • Jennifer R

      Where is Vimes when you need him. Or Carrot at least.

      • Rincewindeh

        I think we have Corporal Knobs lined up instead

        • Jennifer R

          More like Cable Street

    • I would prefer Snapcase. I would take King Verence at this point

    • S.rhey

      Vetenari and Esme Weatherwax as secretary of state.

      • (Major_Major_Major)ly+Fucked

        Her applying headology to Putin would be a thing o’ beauty

    • Jennifer R

      In retrospect I missed a perfect oppertunity to compare deadbeat donnie to Bloody Stupid Johnston.

  • I think it says more about Tom Arnold that he thinks it is so hilarious to see a grown man calling people N*clang and cunt and his own child a retard.

    • JustDon’tSayDittos,Brad

      Truly, Tom does not know funny.

  • beavertank

    Not only did we elect a thin skinned wanna-be tyrant, we did so just before Turkey managed to try pulling a Franz Ferdinand on the Russian ambassador.

    And here I thought we’d have to suffer through at least a year of Trumpian bullshit before he did something to get a lot of people killed, turns out he’ll be handed the perfect opportunity to do just that before he even assumes office.

    • Marion in Savannah

      He’s nothing if not a striver and grasper.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I despise Trump, obviously, but I can’t imagine this as anything other than a part of the proxy war that Saudi Arabia and Iran have been engaging in forever.

      • Historicat

        Gavrilo Princip wasn’t trying to bring down three empires and yet …

    • ahughes798

      They played bad rock music at the Russian ambassador and he died?

    • thixotropic jerk

      I suppose if some real shit started then Obama could just declare Marshall Law and then hang around for an extra while.

      • beavertank

        I don’t know this Marshall fellow, but apparently I like his ideas.

  • Kilia

    So Barron Trump really is autistic?

    • SDGeoff 2.0

      Maybe he’s just some Tibetan reincarnation who will develop super powers at puberty and avenge all lefties.

    • Cogswell – Bah! Humbug!

      Bad genes, but who knew?

    • DahBoner

      Melanoma puts all his aut on the refrigerator

    • Rachel

      Well, DT made headlines a few years ago railing against vaccines.. there have been articles here and there about the question.. personally, it’s why I don’t begrudge them staying in NYC, just in the event that maybe it’s true, I would give the child the benefit of the doubt…

  • Ezio Auditore

    He’s been mocking disabled people and saying racist stuff all election long, I doubt this will change the minds of his supporters.

    • haroldpp

      There really are DT voters who were on the edge that could likely have been swayed.

  • MAZS

    Okay Tom. Calling someone the N word, or the C word, or the R word, that makes one more likable (for being politically incorrect). But calling some of Trump’s (worst) supporters “deplorables”, now that crosses the line. Move over Sarah Silverman, Hillary is apparently the new queen of political incorrectness.

    • Paperless Tiger

      She had to say “deplorables” because “dumb-asses” was already taken (coincidentally, by the same group).

  • bongo fury

    So….where is it?

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Wait! Tom Arnold thinks a rich old white man saying the N-word is funny?

    • Lara

      Color me shocked.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Too bad the actor playing “Shitting Cowboy In Next Stall” in Austin Powers, who pounded on the stall and said “Yeah, that’s right! You show that turd who’s boss!” didn’t take those sage words of advice to heart.

  • Jennaratrix

    I can’t believe I’m going to agree with Tom Arnold, but I am – I think he’s right. I think releasing the tape of him calling people “the n-word” and retarded would have made MORE people vote for him.

    Look. THEY DON’T CARE. There is ample evidence that not only do people not care that he says and thinks terrible, shitty, awful, [pick your word] things, people LIKE that he says those things. They think it shows some kind of fucked up honesty. (It doesn’t.) They think it means he’ll say what he thinks no matter what, and to their benefit. (He won’t.) They think it means they can now think and say those things now, too, with no fear of consequences. (Jury is still out.) There is ample evidence of this because it is abundantly clear what this man is; no “gotcha” tape is necessary; fuck, they released dozens of them! THEY DON’T CARE. In fact, his assholishness may be what got him fucking elected. This would only have added to it.

    All the people who were truly horrified and scared of what this man would do were already motivated to vote. This wasn’t going to be the evidence that put them over the edge. All the people who voted for him did it either because of or in spite of all the evidence of how unfit he is, either because they truly believe his bullshit and agree with it, don’t care because they think it was all said just to get elected, or think they are going to personally benefit from his being in power. This wouldn’t have made a damn bit of difference; if anything, it would have increased his turnout.

    The idea that we can prevail by being keeping to the high ground and pointing out how low these people are has been debunked. No one cares.

    I don’t know the answer, because to fight as dirty as the republicans is to lose, regardless of the outcome of elections; the democrats’ only redeeming quality has been that as power-hungry as they are, they still seem to realize you have to do something for the people once you are elected to office. If they start fighting dirty to get into office, then we really will be able to say “both sides do it!” every election. I don’t know where that leaves us, but idealism and taking the high road and pointing out people’s (what should be!) unelectable flaws has gotten us nowhere. It’s cute that we think that THIS would be the recording that would tip the balance, but I think it’s pretty clear it wouldn’t have made a damn bit of difference.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Definitely more people would’ve voted for him. We probably could’ve just cancelled the election at that point.

    • haroldpp

      Disagree, he had maxed out the fan base. But it would have likely made the marginal voters stay home. Just needed a few of those to tip the scales for Hilz

      • Jennaratrix

        If the pussy grabbing and the alleged 13-year-old raping and the not paying his workers and calling all Mexicans rapists didn’t get the Democratic marginal voters out, this wouldn’t have done it, either. And the Trumpers weren’t studying home, just look at them gloating now. 3 million more people voted for Hillary, and it didn’t do a damn bit of good. I admire your optimism, but I think it’s misplaced.

        • haroldpp

          Not optimism. If the election had been held Oct 27, day before Comey letter, HRC would have won easy. FBI changed the story and every was salivating about new emails, a new ugly vid could have switched the story back. The overall arc of the campaign was who ever was in focus was lower in the polls.

          • Jennaratrix

            As much as I’d like to believe that, I don’t. We all thought Hillary was going to win easy the whole damn time, and we were all wrong. I think you’re wrong about this, too.

    • Rotisserie Teal

      “In fact, his assholishness may be what got him fucking elected.”

      Absolutely the case.

    • Rachel

      This is the most coherent, articulate, thoughtful response I’ve read anywhere in a long time.
      Bravo!

      • Jennaratrix

        Even with all the f-bombs? ;-) Thanks. I spent way too much time writing it.

        • Rachel

          ESPECIALLY with all the f-bombs!

  • Bad Tom

    See, this is why my husband and I hyphenated our names; my given name was “Tom Arnold.” Not anymore!
    ——-
    I once bought a computer from a woman named Elizabeth Taylor.

    • thixotropic jerk

      I once saw The Yellow River by I. P. Freelie.
      ——-
      I once saw a spot on the wall by Hu Phluyng Deung.

    • H0mer0

      I thought you were Snidely Whiplash.

      • Bad Tom

        That’s my Secret Agent name.

  • Sakonyachen

    Obviously this story is fake. If Hillary knew he had the tape and he refused to release it, Tom Arnold would be dead and we would have seen the tape. Black Lesbian Ninjas would have been in his closet before he hung up the phone.

    • Rotisserie Teal

      My copy of Black Lesbian Ninjas is under the mattress in my bunk.

      • Sakonyachen

        This is the only site where I feel comfortable mentioning that all the pages in my copy are stuck together.

  • CatCope

    First of ALL, Why Now?? How??
    dt is a LOUZY businessman, person, man, husband, father & now our illegitimate POTUS, SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Paperless Tiger

    You mean to tell me that Trump is a racist, sexist, cruel bastard? Who knew?

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Next, they will tell us that he is a conman and cannot be trusted.

      • Husband Of Mrs God

        Will we believe them?

  • NoMore Moose

    It wouldn’t have bothered his voters. The new word for being an asshole, racist, moron, cruel, etc and so forth is PC. Libtard is also the favorite of the people who want us to all get along after they treated Obama so fairly.

  • DahBoner

    Is that the guy who owned a diner in Iowa and said “You know what this small town in the middle of nowhere needs? A 28,000 square foot mansion!”
    https://media4.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt11R527fgtrIJO/200_s.gif#3

  • NoMore Moose

    My Sarah Palin pic was blocked. It has begun.

  • Cogswell – Bah! Humbug!

    Why hasn’t he released it then? Is he just trying to reinvigorate a failed career?

    Sorry, I never thought this guy was funny.

    • Terry Ward

      did you even read?

      two editors and an associate producer
      are scared to death. They’re scared of his people, they’re scared of
      they’ll never work again, there’s a $5 million confidentiality
      agreement.’”
      Do you understand what a confidentiality agreement is?
      Do you understand Trumps lawyers would ruin their lives and bankrupt them?
      Are you prepared to pay the legal fees?

      • Cogswell – Bah! Humbug!

        With so much at stake, they obviously have no balls. I don’t care what they are scared of, a Fascist dictator is far worse.

        He could have given it to someone anonymously for them to release.

        So, enjoy your new dictator.

        • Terry Ward

          what are you even talking about.
          But this is what I get for engaging with nameless muppets..
          My bad.

          • Cogswell – Bah! Humbug!

            You have nothing so you resort to Insults? How childish.

            FYI, Cogswell IS my name.

            Have a nice day!

        • Brad H

          As much as I would love to see that tape, I’ve gotta disagree unless I knew for a fact that the three individuals have a benefactor with VERY deep pockets. Trump, Inc. is an entity with enormous resources, in fact I would not be surprised if they have their own in-house law firm. They would depose everyone who worked on the show and they’d be able to narrow the time frame down based on that tape. It wouldn’t be too long before the three individuals were ferreted out. Remember, each one of them is on the hook for 5 million, and that’s just the penalty for breaking the NDA. (It would take 1,000 readers of Wonkette each kicking in 15K just to pay for the confidentiality fine!)

          Tom Arnold didn’t sign that NDA, he’s got no skin in the game, but he does understand the consequences for the three people that gave him that tape. Real people, real lives that would be utterly ruined by Trump, Inc.

          One other thing: there’s absolutely no doubt that Trump’s attorneys would go after these people if that tape ever goes public. There’s also no doubt that Trump will deny ever going after them, he’ll hide behind his kids by claiming that Junior or Eric are running the company; that any legal action is being brought by them.

      • Ricks CatCafe de la Resistance

        The point is, that the “two editors and associate producer” are long gone. Tom is blathering that HE has the tape, then hiding behind the skirts of low-level employees as a reason that he wouldn’t release it. Either release it, or stop talking about it. If there’s a $5 million confidentiality agreement, he’s already broken it, for Pete’s sake! Are you actually suggesting that people should be wimpy and fearful because Trump will threaten them? When actually the fate of our country may be at stake? You don’t seem to understand what Trump is doing as President, who he’s appointing, and what he stands for, and even this instance of suppressing information of potential national importance. It is very close to the actions of a Fascist dictator–that’s what Cogswell is talking about. People always ask why more “good Germans” didn’t speak out–Cogswell is talking about speaking out.

  • ltmcdies

    Observation…is that ass allegedly talking about his young son like that…kind a explains…”melaina would rather live in New York” thing, doesn’t it

    • Dan Edwards

      Did you really need Tom Arnold to alert you to the fact Barron Trump is massively retarded? All you need is two eyes and a functioning brain to discern young Barron has scrambled DNA….

      • RiSheil

        Election night, Barron was the only one on stage to react appropriately when some moron in the crowd yelled, “Kill Obama”. Seems normal to me.

      • doktorzoom

        You’re a special kind of disturbing. Goodbye. Normally, I’d remind you to review the commenting rules, but a quick look at your comment history makes it clear we don’t want you here. I don’t normally sink to conspiratorial thinking, but you really sound like a wingnut trying to make liberals look like assholes. Bye!

        — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

    • Dan Edwards

      Melania is nothing but a scum of the earth dishrag hore

      • sonaliraq

        Again, if you can’t SPELL whore…

  • Husband Of Mrs God

    Can the Trump train really keep all its wheels on and stay on the track?

    • The Librarian

      No, it’ll go off the rails and into the swamp.

  • Say what you like about Tom Arnold, he’s not nearly as demented as his ex Roseanne.

  • MJLawe

    I had heard about Mark Cuban being willing to pay the $5 million legal fee for breaking a nondisclosure contract, but I didn’t know he was also willing to give these folks jobs for the rest of their lives. Why did this tape not come out then? Everyone (in the entertainment world) knew of its existence. And everyone who has ever worked on the Apprentice has mentioned to friends and family about Trump using the “n” word all the time and being an abusive shit. This was no secret at all!

    • Lara

      Like SCK said, why not leak it? Put it on a torrent site, for heaven’s sakes! It’ll get out, don’t worry.

  • Dan Edwards

    Tell me something I didn’t already know: Ivanka has a huge adams apple and male equipment: Don Jr is so cross eyed he can barely walk: Barron is massively retarded: Melania is a hore: Skanky Tiffani has appeared in dozens of gonzo porn flicks…

    • thixotropic jerk
    • rachelmap

      Ugh, you are gross.

    • sonaliraq

      Isn’t the rule you actually have to be able to spell whore before you call someone a whore?
      #yourewithstupid

    • HazooToo

      Dude, we’re snarky, but we’re not assholes. Accuse them of shit they’ve actually done and said, don’t bring transphobic, ableist, sex-shaming crap in here.

  • Tom Fucking Arnold? Christ, and I thought he was just acting when he was on “Roseanne”.

  • SCK

    Geez, all they had to do was drop it on The Pirate Bay.

    • Lara

      Honestly. Send it to WikiLeaks. Oh, wait, they’d probably sit on it because it isn’t about Hillary Clinton.

      • Don Gwinn

        You raise a fine point; no way to know whether Wikileaks has it. If they had it, we wouldn’t see it until and unless there came a day when WL (or a WL source who’s sitting on a tape like this alleged tape) decided it was time to fuck over Trump in the interest of further ruining American elections. So, probably not until an even-numbered year.

  • Robert Schaaf

    Of course, this was all before he came to Jesus.

  • Glen Joaks

    If Arnold has tapes that he didn’t record himself, they are inflammatory but he may possess them illegally. You ever see the FBI warning on copying film? Some states require BOTH parties to consent to being recorded. If they were passed around as a Christmas joke video, why hasn’t anybody else come forward? Maybe this is what Geraldo couldn’t locate after HE said he had tapes. Got a feeling Tom Arnold will be hearing from Trump’s lawyer. Producer Mark Burnett threatening to sue anyone who released any leaked video footage, which Trump is also a producer.

  • JeffWest

    At some point after the inauguration, Trump is going to have to do some actual presidenting, with him having to make enormously dangerous decisions because he got elected to the one position where he can’t pass the buck anymore. And no one to counsel him except Steve Bannon, Dick Cheney and Trump’s own greedy spawn.

    I’ll call it now: Democrats take the House in 2018.

    • Lara

      Only if we do not let up over the next two years. It’s so easy for people to just start accepting the “new normal” as long as their everyday lives aren’t affected. I know people are sick of the comparison, but this is from a Huffington Post article this morning, “What Those Who Studied Nazis Can Teach Us About The Strange Reaction To Donald Trump”:

      “Joachim Fest writes in his memoir Not I, “At first, the countless violations of the law by our new rulers still caused a degree of disquiet. But among the incomprehensible features of those months, my father later recalled, was the fact that soon life went on as if such state crimes were the most natural thing in the world.” Those months would turn to years. Not the thousand years that Hitler had predicted, but enough to cause millions of deaths.”

      I know it’s been said before, but I see already how my co-workers have “no time for politics” but plenty of time for fantasy football and Game of Thrones and Real Housewives of wherever, and their kids’ school lives and their bills and the new car they want and on and on… I’m already hearing people on the left say “I’m just so sick of the whole thing, I can’t talk about it anymore, it’s time to move on.”

      The left is historically bad at showing up for midterms. We seriously cannot let up. (Oh, and go read that article at Huffington Post http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-nazi-propaganda-coordinate_us_58583b6fe4b08debb78a7d5c )

  • lizzie

    *shrug* Who would it make a difference to, though? Plenty of us already know he’s garbage. His supporters, however, will only wave the banner with more fervor. It would just verify they made the right choice.

  • RiSheil

    Who didn’t know that Trump is a racist, sexist, insane asshole by 11/9? The people who voted for him like that. Admire it, even. I agree with Tom Arnold. It wouldn’t have changed a single vote. I would love to see the tape, but nothing would have changed.

  • Jeffrey Ruzicka

    I expected this one. But after having 8 years of liberals calling conservatives racists without a defense from liberals, I want to hear the tapes. No tapes; no story. And liberals are such hypocrites, Trump ran his campaign the way he did because of your hate. Also, there is documented cases of both Clinton’s using racist language.

    • HazooToo

      You seem lost. This isn’t your house, little Trumpanzee. You don’t get to shit on our carpet. Away with you!

  • haroldpp

    Question: doesn’t just saying the tape exists put the very people who shared at risk of being fired anyway because now we know they broke their solemn promise?

    • Brad H

      No, it doesn’t, even if they were still working for Mark Burnett Productions. No tape, no proof. No company wants to fire an employee on mere suspicion because it gives the person fired legal recourse.

  • Andrew

    Release it. It won’t matter.

  • Gator Brain

    The answer is:
    The usurper Donald Putin is a Total shit who is also a cruel parent.

    DING-DING-DING-DING! WINNER!

    Do I win the naked pictures of Melania as a prize?
    Another vodka please. 28hrs into a four year binge.

  • Gator Brain

    “Tom Arnold Needs To Release Donald Trump’s Whitey Tape RIGHT THE HELL NOW”

    Tom Arnold is the typical Hollyweird low self-esteemed over achiever motivated by the fear of rejection.

    Tom is like, “Fuck that! Stardom first, my country a distant second.”

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      Tom Arnold and stardom???? The closest he had or ever will get to stardom was his short lived ride on Rosanne’s short lived stardom coat tails.

      • Gator Brain

        short lived stardom makes a man desperate for more. He thirsts for it. He’s probably already sold his mother for Dr. Evil; selling out his country was easy.

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