Infowars's Alex Jones Says Your Wonkette Is 'Fake News.' We Are For Shamed :(
Perfesser Journalism
We are sorry to inform you that your Wonkette -- a mommyblog, recipe hub, jokes about peeners emporium, and fine haberdashery -- has been CALLED OUT as a "fake news" purveyor, procurer, and also a pimp by none other than Perfesser of Journamalism, exposer of Hillary Clinton's child sex ring, professional exorcist, and trucker-speed salesman Alex Jones and his "Infowars" website!
Your Wonkette is very ashamed to be included on a list of "fake news" websites along the likes of:
The New York Times
The Washington Post
CNN
NBC News
MSNBC
CBS News
ABC News
BBC News
Financial Times
L.A. Times
USA Today
NPR
PBS
The New Yorker
and
The Economist
Look at me, I am dying inside!
Oh, yeah, that really smarts.
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After all, this is a trusted news source. I would be at that site more but we have better dick jokes.
Yawn. I'd be more upset if they told me that our Wonkette was a fake baby-pic generator. (I mean first she's a baby and then she's a toddler? What's the real story there, Wonkette? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE?! I'll visit infowars for the REAL pics of Donna Rose.)