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Welp, it looks like the lid is just about to be blown off Hillary Clinton’s involvement with a known child trafficker, thanks to a partnership between Wikileaks and the brave detectives of a rabid pro-Donald Trump group on Reddit. Seriously, they’ve really got the goods on Clinton this time. The evidence is indisputable, at least if you’re a complete idiot.

Thursday, the Wikileaks Twitter account linked to an entry on the slobbery pro-Trump Reddit forum /r/The_Donald; the Wikileaks Tweet described the Reddit thread as a “Significant, if partisan, find showing how the Clintons supported child stealer Laura Silsby,” complete with a screen capture of part of the main post in the thread (our screencap is a little bigger):

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That’s heavy stuff! Connections between Hillary Clinton and a “convicted child abductor” who was caught stealing children from Haiti, almost certainly for evil purposes! And just look at the intense interest Hillary and her cabal took in getting those sicko pervs released! So let’s take a look at just how nefarious this all is! You might remember the basics: after the 2010 earthquake, a group of 10 American Baptist missionaries were arrested at the border of the Dominican Republic as they tried to cross with 33 children who they said were orphaned by the earthquake. On further investigation, it turned out that most of the kids actually had parents back in Haiti, some of whom had tearfully given their kids to the missionaries in hopes they’d have a better life. The missionaries were initially charged with kidnapping and criminal association, but ultimately all charges against the Americans were dropped except for those against the group’s leader, Laura Silsby. Silsby was charged by a Haitian court with child abduction and conspiracy, but those charges were eventually reduced to “arranging irregular travel.” She was convicted, sentenced to time already served, and returned to the USA.

So, how was Hillary Clinton part of this, and where’s the child sex trafficking? Mostly in the fevered imaginations of the excitable internet detectives of r/The_Donald, who decided that since Clinton discussed the case in emails with Huma Abedin and other aides, she was going out of her way to help the child abductors escape justice. This leaves out one tiny detail: as secretary of State, Clinton’s job was to help American citizens arrested in other countries. Huma emailed her articles about the case, and from there, Reddit decided that can only mean they’re all child traffickers trading children all over the world for sex slaves, and probably hitching rides on Jeffrey Epstein’s sex plane, too. As far as any real connections between Clinton and Silsby beyond the official work of monitoring what’s going on with Americans arrested in a high-profile news story, there’s bupkis — feel free to look at the shocking evidence linked at Reddit yourself.

For that matter, while it certainly looks like Silsby was running a seriously half-assed “mission,” it’s not clear whether she was just incredibly naive or up to something hinky; the only evidence of potential hinkiness is that the Dominican guy who initially offered to serve as the missionaries’ legal advisor in Haiti, Jorge Puello, was wanted on sex trafficking charges in El Salvador; after that news (and the fact that he wasn’t really a lawyer) came out, several of the Americans said no thanks, we’ll get real lawyers. But hey, that makes him associated with Hillary Clinton!

Also, in the Reddit discussion that followed, one poster linked to an “investigation” titled “Mountain of Original Research for a Massive International Pedophile Ring,” with even more devastating proof that Hillary was right in the middle of a crew of international sex traffickers, except for the minor detail that as far as we can tell from a quick search, the name “Clinton” isn’t even mentioned in that mountain of “evidence,” which also touches on lurid stories of Satanic Ritual Abuse. But hey, it’s in the Reddit thread, so now it’s “connected” — by Occam’s Duct Tape.

Parts of the ASTONISHING REVELATIONS are making it into “the media,” if by “media” you mean the not especially truthy conspiracy website True Pundit, which claims, based on “sources,” that the NYPD has looked at the emails on Anthony Weiner’s laptop computer and found all sorts of evidence of Clinton’s “involvement” in

  • Money laundering
  • Child exploitation
  • Sex crimes with minors (children)
  • Perjury
  • Pay to play through Clinton Foundation
  • Obstruction of justice
  • Other felony crimes

As usual with anything published at True Pundit, there are no named sources, no links to anything verifiable, and for that matter, not even any mention of the supposedly incriminating stuff from Reddit. The Silsby case also gets a mention in a breathless article by conspiracy aficionado Mike Cernovich claiming John Podesta’s leaked emails prove Hillary Clinton’s “inner circle” is a SEX CULT WITH CONNECTIONS TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING. A bunch of other obscure rightwing blogs have also picked up the shocking Reddit story, too. And maybe conspiracy theory clearinghouse WND is on it, as well; a few days ago, it promised that the “biggest scandal in U.S. history” would be revealed any minute now, although that story appears to be more about an unverifiable claim Huma Abedin sent all the classified information in the world to Anthony Weiner’s laptop — there’s nothing there about the supposed Haitian child trafficking scandal that didn’t actually involve any children being trafficked (they were returned to their parents) or Hillary Clinton doing anything other than her job of keeping track of Americans accused of crimes in other countries. After talking it over, Yr Wonkette has decided not to call the Clinton campaign for comment on whether Hillary is a child sex trafficker. Yes, we’re participating in the coverup.

All in all, we should expect to hear a lot more of this nonsense in the more frantic corners of the Wingnuttosphere. It looks like some really solid police work from the type of amateur Reddit sleuths who completely screwed the pooch in accusing a bunch of completely innocent people of being the Boston Marathon bombers.

[Wikileaks on Twitter via Kevin Collier / Reddit / NYT / BBC]

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  • msanthropesmr

    No word as to whether the state department did their job and help find Rush Limbaugh rent boys in the Dominican Republic.

    • The Wanderer

      Or who in Health and Human Services hooked him up with some sweet Hillbilly Heroin.

  • beingreleased

    Wait! I didn’t know about this! Is it too late to undo my early vote?
    Why did they wait until the last minute to say bad things about Clinton? I thought she was pure.

  • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

    “Yes, hello? We’d like to talk to you about these serious allegations against Hillary Clinton. Oh, and do you have Alex Jones’ number? He’s a smart dude.” – NYC FBI Field Office.

    • S. Richard

      No, I prefer to trust the NYT, Washington Post, the wall street journal, and all the other mainstream media all owned by the left. We don’t have free press in this country anymore, just propaganda. When someone tells me it’s plain lies, you need to search under the lining. We need to investigate to get to the truth and to be vigilant and not easily fooled. Trust me the truth lies within. Keep looking.

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        The fact that you believe the Wall Street Journal is owned by the left tells me all that I need to know about you. Tell me, was it really worth huffing all that paint thinner?

  • Painter of Goats

    This is a sad attempt to distract us from known Trump associate Chris Christie’s bridge trafficking.

    • A Grumpy Cat

      Or bridge lack-of-trafficking.

    • NastyCatsVote

      Or cocaine trafficking
      SNIFF

      • S. Richard

        No that was billy boy trafficking cocaine in mena ark. and the noise was billy boy and osama snorting a big one. That’s amazing.

  • JVisconti

    When it comes to child trafficking, Donald would undo the DACA executive order on day one cuz Obama did it.

  • Pickle Truther (AntiDerpomeme)

    Ah, yes. A woman that started her career as an advocate for children’s welfare as a child sex trafficker. Makes total sense.

    • NastyCatsVote

      It’s a long con

      • Bad Hombre Ron

        The longest.

    • S. Richard

      That’s right those sneaky pedophiles are always finding ways to be around children, teachers, scout masters, priests,dcf, children’s choirs, orphanages, religious schools, world outreach for children. It is unending. It’s not really a joke.

      • zerosumgame0005

        giving up your playbook?

  • A Grumpy Cat
    • Painter of Goats

      Trump’s face: Friendly or suppressing a fart? You decide.

      • arglebargle

        Suppressing? He’s straining to get that sucker out.

        • JVisconti

          He’s been waiting all year to throw out his speechwriter’s line ‘she who smelt it did it’.

          • arglebargle

            plagiarism!

          • JVisconti

            I think the photo was moments before Melania came on stage.

        • MynameisBlarney

          And he’s clinchin up so he doesn’t shart himself…

          Again.

          • arglebargle

            That’s called “a Nugent”.

    • arglebargle

      Aren’t you supposed to put on gloves of some sort before touching anything that toxic?

      • Bad Hombre Ron

        Someone call the OSHA!

  • The Nasty Librarian!

    Boy, those Reddit dudes is SMRT. They’ve been able to find every cover up known to mankind. I’d be so impressed if anything they found was ever, you know, actually true.

  • The Deplorable Ms. MLG

    Help me out here, y’all. Which candidate is it who is being sued for (allegedly) raping a 13 year old child? Whose supporters threatened her until she cancelled her press conference? Sounds like they care a great deal about young victims of sex crimes!

    • msanthropesmr

      Is it Gary Johnson?

      • Bad Hombre Ron

        Who?
        – Bill Weld

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      Say…you’re right! Of course, if an actual video surfaced of Drumpf raping that girl, the shitstains who are supporting him would ignore or deny it while raging about emails and Benghazi.

      • The Deplorable Ms. MLG

        Did you see what that girl was wearing? She was asking for it. How could he be expected to control himself? Boys will be boys, after all!

        • arglebargle

          Probably egged on by Billy Bush.

          • Bub the Bad Zombre

            The Bushy just gets Donnie in all SORTS of trouble…

        • Bub the Bad Zombre

          Trump:

          “Besides, that girl looked at least 16…”

          • Bad Hombre Ron

            “Besides, that girl looked at least 16 14…”

            FIFY

          • The Wanderer

            “She’s eighteen in China!”

          • S. Richard

            Oh yes we know trump likes to grab pussy, but all his 13 complainers were all adult women. What a pig. He’s trying to catch up with billy boy, but billy says no way, he is the rapist champion and has the law suits to prove it, so there.

      • Randy Riddle

        They’d say it was manufactured by the Justice Department, which is totally corrupt and preventing any case against Hillary from moving forward. And the Illuminati.

      • A Grumpy Cat

        My boss actually believes that all the “evidence” of Trump’s pervertedness is invented by the Hillary camp because we’re just THAT good at Photoshop/CGI/voice acting/whatever.

        Of course, he kind of has to, because he’s an uber-Christian stuck on a high horse who doesn’t want to admit his candidate sins more often in a day than he shits.

    • S. Richard

      What candidate went to convicted child sex offender jeffrey epstein’s lolita express to fantasy island in the bahamas . Oh yes, that was killary. She went there on six separate occasions. Oh my god. Well, she was trying to catch up with her husband billy boy who had gone there 20 times. Oh trump went there once and left abruptly, no party for him.

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Did your microwave tell you that?

  • Pickle Truther (AntiDerpomeme)

    The irony is that, if allegations are to believed, Trump has taken sexual advantage of young girls. The wingnuts sure love to deflect from their own disgusting faults.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Birds of a feather (Assange & Trump) flock together…

  • MynameisBlarney

    Oh FOR FUCKS SAKE!

  • limberrat

    Welp, Wikileaks has hit the nuke the fridge moment.

    • The Wanderer

      Is that a higher level than jumping the shark?

      • limberrat

        Pretty much, yeah.

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      The were in the fridge playing jump the shark when the bomb went off.

  • The Wanderer

    It can’t even be dignified as lies. It’s bullshit, codswallop, billingsgate, or sheer flummery.

    • Bad Hombre Ron

      One might go so far as to call it twaddle.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Felgercarb.

    • starkitty

      Billingsgate, or flummery, I see, but what do you have against Victorian period softdrinks?

    • Whale Chowder

      Applesauce! Jiggery-pokery!

  • arglebargle

    Speaking of presidential candidates breaking the law, it seems the great negotiator has to be ordered to the bargaining table by the men and women in robes…

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trumps-las-vegas-hotel-union_us_581bf2f2e4b0d9ce6fbb08ad

    • The Wanderer

      (giggles) He has a long and happy post-election career in courts.

      • Bub the Bad Zombre

        I would dearly love to see him spending much of his remaining life in a prison cell.

    • JVisconti

      Donald creates lotsa jobs, just doesn’t believe in paying anyone.

  • Ezio

    And people wonder why I stopped supporting Jill Stein after she called Julian Assange a “hero”.

    • limberrat

      Who?

      • Thanksgiving Loki

        I think it is a character on DC’s Legends of Tomorrow TV show.

        • Ezio

          This comment and your profile pic makes me want to go on a tangent about how annoying it is that Green Arrow is supposed to be a swashbuckling, liberal activist superhero but the CW show never even bothers to explore that side of the character.

          • Thanksgiving Loki

            They did! For one episode. The one where they had the Royal Flush Gang in season one featured was basically about how Oliver wasn’t really willing to fight them because they were just people who were economically screwed over.

            Every so often they give him some sort of political point of view, and it is usually just boilerplate liberalism. Not the borderline communism he should be.

            Oh well, I really enjoy all of DC’s TV shows. And I am looking forward to the four part crossover event.

          • Ezio

            I mean they could have at least explored it more when he ran for Mayor. I usually only watch Flash and Supergirl after CW picked it up these days.

          • Thanksgiving Loki

            Well Arrow has been quite good this season so far. It’s back to hardcore street brawling, and has shaken up the cast enough that the old patterns aren’t dragging it down. Legends of Tomorrow has been okay, it is a little listless. But the JSA showed up, they spent some time hanging out with the least racist Nazis ever put on film. And then they fought zombies in the Civil War.

          • starkitty

            We don’t want to alienate the alt-right fans./snark

            To be fair, as mayor, Oliver is trying to make progressive changes. But of course, your referring to the parts of the character that are a nod to Robin Hood.

        • limberrat

          Oh thank God, I am not the only one watching it.

          • Thanksgiving Loki

            I really enjoyed this last episode.

          • limberrat

            Have it taped, will watch it when I have time. All I can say is this season has been really good.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    I miss the good old dayz when there were some reasonable Republicans…

    • Nounverb911

      Nelson Rockefeller?

      • arglebargle

        I was thinking more along the lines of Abraham Lincoln.

        • At the corner, turn left

          Shoot, beat me to it.

          • ImGoingBacon

            ISWYDT

          • arglebargle

            Low hanging fruit, that was.

        • Arolpin

          Well, both TR & Ike did a fair amount of good. But that is 3 in the past 150 years of the Presidency. I’m sure we can find a number of Senators and Congressmen, but largely from the time before the Southern Strategy.

      • FrenchFriar

        Not so much. Remember Attica?

    • Ezio

      Well, there’s always Ana Navarro, right?

    • NastyCatsVote

      He may have had some positions that I disagreed with, but I will always be grateful to Bob Dole for helping pass the ADA. Without it, I don’t think I would have made it through college.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        That’s true of many of the good old fashioned reasonable Republicans. We disagreed about things, but found common ground on some things that mattered. This scorched Earth Republican Party will burn down the whole fucking planet in pursuit of a fifth seat on the Supreme Court.

        • Historicat

          Old fashioned reasonable Republicans inhabited the same reality as the rest of us; while we might not have agreed on the solutions, we were not having to fight over basic facts.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        It just took him to be personally affected by it to see why it might be a good idea. The lack of empathy is one of the hallmarks of American “conservative” thinking.

        • NastyCatsVote

          Yeah, but this is one of those cases where I don’t care how someone gets from point A to point B as long as they get there. And he did make it comprehensive, as opposed to just “this only applies to people with my disability”. I mention this because Panika literally just posted about a lawmaker in TX doing that exact damn thing. When the bar is set that low, it’s pretty easy to clear I guess.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            I hear you on that, and one of the most disgusting moments of recent American history is where Dole personally appeared, in a wheelchair, to urge the ratification of the UN declaration on disabled rights, which basically adopts the US standard that already exists in law to the rest of the world, and Rethuglican slime voted it down.

            This is a case where the US is being the boss of the world, not the UN, and the Rethugs voted it down.

            Like KeithO says, idiots. Morans. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

        • The DeplorableDemmeVagenda

          see: nancy reagan and stem cell research.

      • JVisconti

        Dole is a good man. Made ED an acceptable affliction.

    • JVisconti

      Honest Abe is my go to GOPer. Teddy Roosevelt was cool, but then he awoke and smelled the roses and went all Bullmoose

    • cousin itt
    • The Wanderer

      True. I feel so alone at times.

      • Bad Hombre Ron

        That’s okay, we lefties will allow you to hang with us until another one shows up. Here, have a cookie!

        • The Wanderer

          Thank you. I think I’m one of the last liberal republicans.

          • At the corner, turn left

            Seeing the term ‘liberal republicans’ has short circuited many neurons in my left parietal lobe…and my eyes hurt.

          • Bad Hombre Ron

            Up Here, until the Republican-Lites took over, the party of the (centre) right was the Progressive Conservatives. Broadly, progressive social policy but conservative fiscal policy. And we liked it that way. Fucking Peter MacKay…

    • Bad Hombre Ron

      You’re considerably older than I thought.

      • starkitty

        You don’t have to be that old. The turning point was the Regan/Bush years.

        • The DeplorableDemmeVagenda

          i wonder if nixon was the point when hearts hardened and became focused on revenge above all else.

          • starkitty

            Sounds reasonable. Like THEY MAD their guy got caught and they’re going to make everyone else pay.

          • S. Richard

            You must be talking about the libtards. They have not been able to let one day go by since they lost that they have not been paying rioters to punch, kick, assault, push down, shut down and whine about anyone that opposes their worthless narrative.I have never in my life seen such promoters of hate trying to couch it behind their so called love. We see you now. Let’s not pretend anymore.

    • starkitty

      IKR? Most of the time they agreed what the problem was, they just, right or wrong, thought funding business would solve it. Privileged and clueless about why peeps were poor, but they weren’t malicious and nuts.

    • FrenchFriar

      All the reasonable republicans are long dead.

    • starkitty

      Actually, there are still rank and file like this. It’s just the leaders that have been assimilated by the Tea Party Borg. RINOs are stumbling about in a daze wondering what happened.

  • Nounverb911

    Does this mean that Assange got his internet access back?

    • Randy Riddle

      Does this mean the wi-fi is back up in the Breitbart offices this morning?

    • Bad Hombre Ron

      Not until he hangs up his clothes. Honestly, was he born in a pigsty?

  • Oblios_Cap

    Remember kids – it’s never too late to keep throwing noodles against the wall and seeing if any stick!

  • Señor Cubs WIN!

    “Mountain of Original Research for a Massive International Pedophile Ring,”
    When something like this comes out it it obviously a hack job.

    This is how it is done amateurs:

    “Researchers Discover a Massive International Pedophile Ring Trafficking Children to Feed Bill Clinton’s Satanic Cult Sex Rituals linked to Popular Dungeons and Dragons Video Game with Hillary Clinton as the Master!”

    • msanthropesmr

      Mormipr is a terrible acronym

      • Señor Cubs WIN!

        But one of the names of Satan!

    • The Wanderer

      The Master?
      Anthony Ainley libel!

    • Needs more Nazi flying saucers

  • mackafritz

    I guess the FBI will be looking into this based on this evidence.

  • Vincent Ricola

    LOL

    /r/the_Donald.

    20% 4chan trolls, 20% Russians, 40% white nationalists, 20% the NYC FBI office = 100% fucking idiots.

    Nicely done, Wikileaks, way to take a big dump all over your already shaky “credibility” and confirm that you have no vetting whatsoever in place to make sure you’re not posting bullshit.

    LOL. I think I’m going to troll you now.

    • Nasty Astraea

      Isn’t that Milo’s playground, too?

      • Vincent Ricola

        Yes. It’s basically the internet version of the deplorables treehouse.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Damn! The True Pundit site is off-line. Killary musta gotten there first.

    • FrenchFriar

      She sure knows how to kill. It’s in her name, amirite?

  • cousin itt

    Drilling down into the rabbit hole, I have it on good authoriteh in my beautiful mind that Mr Hinky is the same piece of shit who tried to assassinate Saint Ronald. Even you libtards can draw the lines in between the dots on this one.

  • pstockholm

    These numbnuts are playing zero-dimensional chess.

    • NastyCatsVote

      Tic-tac-toe against a chicken libel!

    • weejee

      Well tRump’s brain is a singularity – no light escapes, so zero-dimensional would seem to follow.

  • JVisconti

    Can’t we return to those positive elections when Herbert Hoover merely called FDR a cripple?

  • Thanksgiving Loki

    Really the Ecuadorian Embassy needs to show him the door with a “Thanks for fucking everything up” sign.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “We won’t object much if the Swedish cops get shooty.”

    • Bad Hombre Ron

      ‘Say, Julian, would you mind taking the dog for a walk? (Shh, shh, stop giggling, he might do it!)’

  • At the corner, turn left

    Thank you so much, Mr Assange, for turning Weakileaks into a non-thing. Double plus good there.

  • weejee

    Hillary breaths the same air as Al-Baghdadi. Obviously, she’s in the tank for ISIS.

  • FrenchFriar

    There is no end to what bubbles up from the fever swamp of crazy. The competition on the fringe for attention is so intense that the twilight zone will soon be in the rearview mirror.

  • Bad Hombre Ron

    People say, hey, Mr Blank Pony, there’s this WAY COOL thing on Reddit, and I say, Thank you but I think I shall pass, because Reddit. I have yet to regret such decisions.

  • FrenchFriar

    Remember way back sometime in the distant past when Wikileaks was a thing we thought was going to expose some insider info that would make the world a better place? God, I miss that time.

    • The Wanderer

      Wasn’t it when mammoths walked the earth?

      • At the corner, turn left

        Probably back in the late Cambrian, when backbones were being invented.

  • boyblue122

    “Hillary and little green alien have lovechild” – Wikileaks headline, probably

  • starkitty

    What the hell happened to Wikileaks? They did some righteous work at one time. Or like the FBI is it just the asshole in control of the twitter account?

    • Thanksgiving Loki
      • starkitty

        Thanks. I was just asking a friend in meatspace what their opinion was before reading the article. What they said was in the article. =^-^=

    • It’s conspiracy theorists. Assange encouraged the conspiracy theory that if he went to Sweden the Swedish would “render” him to the USA. This was a load of bollocks. The result was that those of a similar mindset began to work for Wikileaks whilst those who were more reasonable, left.

      Then add in the probably role that Russians are playing by supplying document dumps of hacked information and, I strongly suspect, supplying funding.

      • starkitty

        There definitely seems to be a change in focus, because seriously? The Russians are no angels, with their Mob in every significant political and economic venture over there.

        Oh now you reminded me of something. The STRATFOR doc dump. Some of it is still online, but the dazzelpod records aren’t any more. They actually prove people like say Alex Jones, are completely full of shit when they claim they’re targets of intelligence agents, etc. because their known organizations had signed up for STRATFOR services. Its really sad watching his fans try to connect the dots: “So, Jones is an agent for the NWO?” No dolt, Jones is a con man and has played you.

        Jones wasn’t the only one claiming they were “out to get him” while actually subscribing to services that helped him scam people. I wonder if the Dazzlepod site was removed with the change of management.

  • At the corner, turn left

    Generally I’m in favor of wetland conservation, but, as FrenchFriar so pithily put it, this fever swamp of crazy really needs to be drained, bulldozed and turned into something useful, like, say, a waste recycling plant.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Superfund site. It’s most of the way there already.

    • Candy Apple

      I support paving it with lead eight feet thick, also too.

  • Ilgattomorte

    Hillary Clinton abducted me as part of her human sex-trafficking ring. I was forced to blow people for money and drugs outside of a rest stop bathroom. Furthermore, she forced me to masturbate, in my car, when it was pulled over on the Interstate, while watching Internet porn. Then there was that time Hillary Clinton made me get really, really drunk and expose myself on the downtown subway. She’s a horrible person.

    I swear to God your honor!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      She made me write bad checks.

      • Bitter Scribe

        And eat Raoul.

    • Candy Apple

      Hillary Clinton, for one brief, agonizing moment, actually made me consider wearing a pantsuit. :( BURN HER FOR A VVITCH!!

  • tihond

    This is great news! For Rush Limbaugh (allegedly).

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Wikileaks: nerds in support of transparency, except when it applies to themselves; delightful supporters of fascist scum everywhere.

  • JVisconti

    In his dedication against child trafficking, Donald will make sure no Syrian child reaches our shores.

    • FrenchFriar

      If he can figure out a grift, he’d be all for refugees.

      • Bad Hombre Ron

        Trump Camps™! Now with 10% more toilets!

        • FrenchFriar

          Trump-oi-lets®.

  • Royal Ugly Hombre

    Is this what Trump was talking about when he accused Hillary of taking villages from Haiti? I didn’t understand that at all.

  • Candy Apple

    I like how Hillary’s alternately frigid, a lesbo, and a child-sex-doer, all at once.

    Time to start drinking or should I already be drunk by now? I’m thinking pomegranate martinis for breakfast.

    • AJ Milne

      Well, sure… That’s got Vitamin C and everything!

      • Candy Apple

        Plus, pink is pretty.

    • Black Russians –

      – Comrade

      • Candy Apple

        Black White Russians.

        FTFY. Can’t forget Trump’s target demographic….

  • Bitter Scribe

    I’m just waiting for the New York Times, WaPo, etc. to come up with stories about how Clinton is “tied to” this shit in a manner that “raises questions.” Might even be “profound” and “troubling” questions.

    • Kooolest G

      they’ll write those stories after they get the leak from the FBI/Breitbart

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Casts a shadow”

  • dshwa

    Because I’m a cynic, and also a human and subject to believing/creating conspiracy theories, I’m beginning to wonder if Mr. Assange, Trump, and certain elements of the FBI have reached an accommodation regarding Mr Assange’s espionage charges if Trump wins.

    • A Grumpy Cat

      This … sounds disturbingly plausible.

    • MizzMazz

      But isn’t he hiding out because of rape charges as well? I don’t see how this can help him, but I admit I don’t have all the facts at hand.

      • Kooolest G

        maybe trump will make a new executive order saying america will not extradite people accused of rape, imagine all the millionaires who will move here. trump does seem very pro rape

        • MizzMazz

          Naw, you can do that if you’re a celebrity. Creepy fuck.

        • S. Richard

          Pretty soon with hollyweed and the perv politicians pedophilia will be legal in this country and called child love as it is now in these circles.

          • zerosumgame0005

            your are the one ever so familiar with the lingo there bucko. looks like you are the one with the fascination with kids

      • dshwa

        He is. But his excuse for avoiding them is that he fears Sweden will extradite him to the US, who will then torture him as an enemy combatant. Sweden has already said they won’t extradite him, but he doesn’t believe them.

        • S. Richard

          No, he stays in the embassy because he doesn’t want to end up like his attorney, those trains can jump out and get you. He prefers the calm of the embassy. He just has to be on the look out for drones.

    • FrenchFriar

      As far as crazy conspiracies go, yours isn’t that crazy.

  • RobKanC

    Remember a time when this was all in the fringe and not somehow close to the mainstream. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/abfc6381bf0d1aea130fa9970ff88e846366cf4ed9614db74a438d8cc785f45c.png

    • boyblue122

      Pretty clear now that the Snowden documents might have been their only legitimate work

  • JHan

    burn the internet down

  • goonemeritus

    American Baptist do sound like a cult.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    HILLARY BATHES IN THE BLOOD OF ORPHANS!!!!!!!

  • pgjack

    If something a crime then we must assume Hillary did it. Decades of fruitless and expensive investigations didn’t find anything so she must be the very best criminal ever. Lock her up without a trial, we know she’s guilty of something – of being Hillary Clinton if nothing else. And guilty of being Hillary Clinton seems to be enough for the FBI.

    • Thanksgiving Loki

      How do we know Hillary Clinton wasn’t in Sarajevo on June 28, 1914? Are we simply supposed to trust lying government documents claiming she couldn’t possibly have been there?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        How do we know that Hillary Clinton didn’t sabotage the Walls of Constantinople in 1453?

        • DainBramage

          I heard she has a Rasputin costume in her closet. She got the Romanovs.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Satan: “Hillary beat me to it AGAIN!”

          • Thanksgiving Loki

            Satan wishes he was as effective as Hillary Clinton. He managed to kill who? Job’s family?

            Hillary Clinton kills a family before breakfast.

        • Thanksgiving Loki

          Exactly. According to sources in the FBI, Hillary Clinton has substantial ties to Attila The Hun.

    • S. Richard

      Yea, hillary never fell despite one scandal after another. That’s because of the simple fact is that her friends around her took the fall and well, if they refused, then their bodies ended up taking the fall. Simple explanation, don’t you think???

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Come on, people on reddit wouldn’t lie, would they?

  • Parakeetist

    I heard a guy did a thing.

  • DainBramage

    As we all know now, when RWNJs accuse Hillary, or pretty much anybody, of heinous crimes, it is always projection.

  • Me not sure

    … and one of those children was the love child of Vince Foster and an as yet unidentified Haitian woman! Haitighazi!

  • chicken thief

    Killary likes Jack Daniels bbq sauce, Jeffrey Dahmer liked Jack Daniels bbq sauce – ADD IT UP, SHEEPLE!11!!1!!!

  • Me not sure

    … and one of those children was the love child of Vince Foster and an as yet unidentified Haitian woman!

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    True Pundit?

    The site Jim Hoft, a.k.a. “The dumbest man on the internet”, even said was a hoax site?

    Somebody wants Jim’s crown.

    This is really a plot to strip Jim of his title.

  • Crystalclear12

    I think we may need a Reddit quarantine field. The bullshit is spreading.

  • John Smith

    So that is why Hillary has spent 30 years on children’s health and well being; the happy, healthy ones get a higher price.

    • S. Richard

      That’s right another one of her failed policies. She spent 30 years on it and never accomplished a dam thing. Just like all her other projects. The only one that ever benefited from her endeavors was he and her own.

  • Land Shark Hombre
    • Serai 1

      Oh, I don’t know. The flailing is kind of cute at this point.

      • Land Shark Hombre

        I’m sorry, I just don’t find rabid desperation cute. Annoying, yes. Cute? Not so much.

  • Scooby

    Now they are saying that in the emails ‘Cheese Pizza’ is code for child pornography!

    • OrG

      Well,everybody knows that.

    • S. Richard

      Could be and cheese is for a very young girl.

      • zerosumgame0005

        and you know that how exactly?

  • chicken thief

    The best proof that all the conspiracy theories about Hillz are false is that, if they were true, Trump would have a raging Putin-ish woody for her like he does for Vlad.

    • jmk

      I would have said that the best proof that all the conspiracy theories about Hillz are false is that Larry Klayman is still alive…but you make a good point.

  • Nasty Astraea

    I can’t tell you how I know this, but they’ve uncovered some Clinton emails among the remains of Sappho’s poetry.

    Sappho was a bisexual woman from Lesbos and the reason we’re called lesbians.

    Hence, KILLARY IS A SECRET FARMER

    • yyyaz

      I hear her poppy farms are guarded by 9-year-old kidnapped Haitians until they’re sold to George Soros’ snuff film division.

    • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

      OMG, it’s all part of her nefarious plan to make us eat her organic arugula and heirloom carrots. I SEE IT NOW!

      IT’S A TRAP!!!

      • Serai 1

        You don’t mean… *gasp*

        THE TYRANNY OF THE VEGETABLE GARDEN ISN’T OVER????

        AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • jmk

        And Michelle Obama is clearly in on it, with her kale obsession!!!

    • A Grumpy Cat

      I WILL NEVER GO VEGAN YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.

  • OrG

    We should get James Comey on this.STAT

  • azeyote

    missionaries have been stealing babies for like ever – especially from heathens – native and african americans have gotten special treatment – you would think with his big evangelical thing, trump would be saying, clinton was a loser, and he could of gotten a better deal keeping those kids –

  • alnnc

    Sure. The right wing pillories Clinton for doing her job, which is getting information and trying to help US citizens arrested in foreign countries. It’s not her job to personally find them guilty or not guilty. They praise Comey for not doing his job, which is running an investigation based on evidence and facts and not releasing information that is solely speculative. It’s not his job to find people guilty or not guilty, despite the fact he has done so in the court of public opinion.

    • S. Richard

      Yes, but when lynch compromised herself by meeting with billy boy, she had to recuse herself and comi owned by the dems did what he did.

  • AJ Milne

    Sorta seriously, it’s (almost) kinda sad…

    I mean, no, I didn’t at all like Mr. Assange. His game for a long while has gone slimey, vile, kinda pathetic, even… I find it almost painful to contemplate what it must be like in that guy’s head now, or how he came to this pass. Almost hope the wilder rumours of paid collusion are true… Seems somehow less sad.

    Regardless, this last bit is a bit like watching an enemy pilot, who, okay, had some limited chops, finally realizing all he’s got left is to slam his plane into the deck and hope it does some damage. Other than, to, y’know, him and his plane.

    Good luck with that, I guess. Do hope the pathetic, hanging, shredded bits of your remaining credibility you sent up in the fireball were worth it, guy.

  • Rising

    Right, and of course she had Nothing to do with the millions of murders in Iraq, Libya, Syria….there was always someone else between her and those clusterf*cks, so of course it is a conspiracy to connect her to those travesties….right???

    • jmk

      Are you seriously claiming that Hillz personally murdered “millions” in Iraq, Libya, and Syria? Or that she is solely responsible for the deaths of people in wars she did not start or conflicts she did not initiate?

      I’d heard you folks were stupid, but I’ve rarely seen someone as committed to stupidity as you are.

      Fuck off back to Dead Breitbart’s Home for Perpetually Butthurt Asswipes, will ya?

      • Rising

        “It’s time that we start to view Iraq as a good business opportunity”
        -Hillary, on the Iraq war, which she voted for…

        “We came, we saw, he died! HAHAHAHAHA”
        -Hillary, on the Libya catastrophe that she orchestrated.

        You’re a funny one.

        • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

          You got a source for those quotes? (Your ass doesn’t count.)

          • Rising

            Copy, paste, google, sunshine. There’s video, you can watch the cunt say them out loud.

          • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

            You made the claim, you provide the source. You obviously have a lot of time on your hands.

          • Rising

            Copy….Paste…..Google….

            I already provided the quotes, show some initiative.

          • JustDon’tSayHombre

            IOW, you have no source.
            Wait: Kevin, is that you?

          • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

            What, this? HIllary wasn’t talking about the war in Iraq, she was talking to a governhment roundtable about the business conditions 9 years later. Try again, genius. https://www.scribd.com/doc/283273910/Clinton-Iraq-Email

          • Pazuzu75

            You mean Rising was full of shit? OMG, I am so shocked.

          • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

            This e-mail. He keeps citing it. It doesn’t mean what he thinks it means.

          • AnOuthouse

            Wonkette do not allow swears in its comments.

          • emmakable
          • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

            Yeah, and? she said something on TV Fox News didn’t like, big deal. It proves nothing.

        • jmk

          Awww… I know you’re banhammered, but seeing you yank those quotes out of context and lie about it in support of a tangerine fascist who has promised to commit outright war crimes against the people of the countries you reference and turn their lands into glass just proves how deeply stupid you are.

          See you on Sunday, Shit-fer-Brains!!

    • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

      Call James Comey’s tipline, sunshine. He has agents standing. by.

    • Serai 1

      Good morning, comrade! How’s Putz on this fine day? Has he had his morning shot of Stolly yet?

      • Rising

        Funny, keep spinning the BS Russian narrative, CTR Troll.

        Nobody is buying it. But I appreciate you wasting your masters’ money.

        • Serai 1

          * pats your widdle head * That’s nice, dear. Now go run and play with your widdle friends. I’m sure they’re organizing a nice circle-jerk up in the treehouse just about now. Go pull your pud and let the grownups talk.

    • cat cafe

      Ну, вы заработали ваши копейки сегодня очень хорошо, хорошая работа, товарищ! Беги сейчас, хотя. Были заняты.

  • Serai 1

    Meanwhile, the CHILD RAPE case that Trump is implicated in is ignored almost completely.

  • Rising

    Oh yeah, can’t forget to try and spread denial static about the fact that the Clinton Foundation KEPT around 90 PERCENT of the charitable donations that were meant to help the Haitian people recover from the earthquake.

    Come on people, Hillary is the most pure saint ever, and if you don’t vote for her, you’re a sexist conspiracy nut.

    Please. This b*tch must burn.

    • Historicat

      You are just adorable!

    • yyyaz

      Thanks for coming, please visit the gift shop and buy a t-shirt on your way out.

    • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

      Sources, douchebag. And I don’t mean garbage from Alex Jones’ House of Paranoid Delusions or the Breitbart Refuge for Racists and Whiny MRAs either.

      • Rising

        Well with an attitude like that, people must be bending over backwards to help you get ahead in the world.

        If you don’t ALREADY know this, then you’re an idiot.

        There’s this MAGICAL thing called GOOGLE.

        Use it, fag.

        • yyyaz

          Lose yourself asswipe. Why do you idjits prefer insults to real discussion? Because you have nada, zilch, zero to add to an adult conversation. You’re going to be in big trouble when mommy gets back with your hot pockets.

        • Serai 1

          AH, I see it’s an MRA shitweasel, not a Russian stooge as I thought!

          http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/11/07/Cassellbigballsdance.gif

          • cat cafe

            Isn’t that the same thing?

        • Pazuzu75

          Translation from ignorant to English: you’ve got nothing. Thanks for playing. Run along now.

        • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)
        • A Grumpy Cat

          Whoa whoa whoa, slow down. Gotta mark my BINGO card.

          Offensive insults… check.

          Just Fucking Google It … check.

          Ad hominem attacks… check.

          Okay, I just need “welfare queens” and a meme that’s been debunked by Snopes for the win! DON’T LET ME DOWN!

    • Spidey Super Comments

      Another moron who doesn’t understand how non-profits work. They didn’t give the money to other charities. They kept the money… AND USED IT ON CHARITABLE PROGRAMS.

      Maybe read?
      http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/aug/25/reince-priebus/reince-priebus-false-claim-80-clinton-foundation-c/

      • Rising

        IDIOT.

        Most non-profits are used as SHELLS for MONEY LAUNDERING.

        This one especially.

        • Spidey Super Comments

          Lol. Ok. This is why no one loves you.

          • Rising

            Question. How did Hillary make over 200 million dollars while working A GOVERNMENT JOB????????

            This is why you work for CTR. Because you’re an idiot.

          • AnOuthouse

            Graphic novel author?

          • Spidey Super Comments

            Whats CTR? Click-through Rate? Terrible metric for KPIs.

          • revenant

            oh, that’s just not fair- you can be sure that there are plenty of other reasons- personal appearance, personal hygiene (lack of), a preening, overbearing and totally groundless belief in his intellectual superiority- why, the list just goes on and on.

        • Saxo the Grammarian

          Certainly the Trump Foundation fits that description.

          • Rising

            Oh, so you agree that the Clinton Foundation is a shell for money-laundering?

          • Saxo the Grammarian

            So we can add illiteracy to your ever-lengthening list of personal shortcomings?

          • Rising

            Uh oh, caught you in your own stupid logic…

          • yyyaz

            “Logic”: easy to say, hard impossible for some to do.

          • Rising

            For Saxo, certainly.

          • S. Richard

            It’s of note, the very day after killary lost the election the clinton global initiative was shut down by the clintons and millions of dollars committed to be donated to the foundation were withdrawn by people who had already committed to support. It’s curious that she would turn to this issue when she was suppose to have been beside herself at having lost the election.My initial reaction was well, she has no influence to peddle anymore and she and her foundation is just as irrelevant as her. But her reason that she did not close it down during the election was that the agency was helping so many people that they just couldn’t close it down. Of course we now know that was a lie as when the foundation was really scrutinized less than 10% and I mean less than 10% was use for charity. The bulk of the millions of dollars of donations went to clinton and friends traveling, eating, salaries and on and on. I also think it was closed so quickly because there was a new sheriff in town and obama was not president anymore to cove for themselves. She didn’t want an audit and probably tried to cove up everything she could. Just look to haiti, the clintons stole billions and tried to rob the countries gold. Haiti hadn’t issued a permit to mine gold in their country for 40 years. But just after the earth quake the corrupt leader of haiti issued a permit to mine gold. Guess who got the permit??? Well none other than hillary clinton’s brother who has absolutely no experience in mining. When the haitian people learned about this permit, they were so angry that their gold was going to be stolen hat in the end Clintons had to have the permitt with drawn. The is not fake news, you can google it and find it everywhere.The clintons also cut down precious rain forests in columbia. Gee, aren’t the clintons for the enviroment. Well, yes when it pertais to you, but not when it pertains to their money making shams/ Look up this stuff. It is all so very true. Do you start to scratch the surface of the clinton crime family. Don’t worry there are over 30 years of crime. And I don’t even hate hillary, just the things that they do. I don’t even have a dog in this fight. I’ a liberal democrat;But I know corruption when I see it. It runs deep in both parties. sad. Wake up america/Look at your politicians with care. You won’t recognize this country.

        • A Grumpy Cat

          HOLY SHIT. I WORK FOR A NON-PROFIT AND I’M VOTING FOR HILLARY. IT’S ALL SO CLEAR NOW! I MUST BE PART OF THE MONEY LAUNDERING CABAL THAT’S RIGGING THE ELECTION! I FEEL SO USED!

        • Pazuzu75

          Idiots like you are so cute when you talk about things you are completely clueless about. I’m sure that your “expertise” on non-profits is having the other losers at Breitbart tell you. Pathetic.

          • Rising

            Wikileaks, idiot. Educate yourself.

          • Pazuzu75

            It’s always funny when some mouth-breathing tool tells me to “educate” myself.

            But anyway, Wikileaks hasn’t produced anything that even remotely showed a money laundering scheme. Not by the Clinton Foundation and certainly not by “most non-profits”.

            Really, do you actually know what a “money laundering scheme” is or is it just some big words you heard that you think make you sound smart?

        • AnOuthouse

          The soup kitchen I help run does not launder money. The land trust I’m a board member of does not launder money. What are you talking about? Something you have no personal experience with?

        • Thaumaturgist

          Now Rising Whatever is on to something. Why can’t Mr. Donald’s golf courses make money?

          Mr. Donald’s other corporations — after all he runs his golf courses like he runs his campaign — won’t give the golf courses no break on the price.

          But its isn’t important whether the golf courses are making money. Its whether Mr. Donald is making money.

        • doktorzoom

          OK, now THAT one just earned a spot in Sunday’s Dear Shitferbrains.

      • Rising

        Why then has the FBI been investigating the Clinton Foundation for over a year?

        • yyyaz

          Do you have even the faintest whiff of a clue as to how “partisan politics” works? Don’t strain yourself.

          • Rising

            Do you have the faintest whiff of a clue as to how “OVERSIGHT” works?

          • Rising

            Do you want to live in a Banana Republic?

          • yyyaz

            You mean the one that Saint Ronnie the Senile started for us? And the Tan Dump Lord wants to finish?

          • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

            A Loudmouth Neon Orange republic would not be any better.

        • Kooolest G

          why then hasn’t the FBI brought charges against her? why did the FBI investigate martin luther king for a decade?

          • Rising

            Because there’s a hell of a lot more information to go through, because if you haven’t noticed, the main suspect is a nominee for President, because she’s being protected by the DOJ….because Obama would likely pardon her…because because because because because…..

          • Kooolest G

            because the FBI is clearly in the tank for hillary?

          • Rising

            I don’t know about that. Maybe some of them. Wikileaks revealed that the wife of one of the agents in charge of the investigation received half a million dollars, among other possible attempts to manipulate the investigation, of which there are many, a brief jaunt down wiki-lane will be illuminating for everyone on this site. It’s very complicated, though. They also did just find 650,000 e-mails, the 33,000 that had been deleted are likely in that batch, and that’s probably going to take a long time to go through as well. A lot of agents resigned after Comey decided not to recommend a prosecution, and a lot of other agents seem to have pressured Comey to re-open the case. Seems like a lot of in-fighting. Can’t wait to see what they found.

          • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

            I’m hoping for more of John Podesta’s favourite recipes myself.

          • Rising

            Yeah, I’ve heard the Spirit Cooking Dinners are a smash.

          • Pazuzu75

            Oh, really? It’s funny how only you seem to have access to these magical Wikileak reveals that haven’t been reported anywhere but then can’t provide a link. Funny.

          • Rising

            Funny, you must be an idiot.

          • Pazuzu75

            I mean it would be so easy for you to prove us all wrong and provide a link. You yourself said it is so easy. Yet you won’t do it. You’ll keep trying to convince people, trying to insult people but you won’t take that super easy step of actually proving it.

            In the time you’ve spent responding you could have found and posted links a dozen times and made us all eat crow. But you won’t. And we all know why: because you are a liar.

            Now go ahead try insulting me some more like the petulant little toddler you appear to be.

          • Thaumaturgist

            Well … the Marxists who run this blog won’t give me the bandwith to provide all the links. But you don’t even need the revanchniki at The Center. Even the Macedonian street is on it. http://www.dw.com/en/how-donald-trump-is-making-money-for-macedonias-internet-entrepreneurs/a-36257903

          • cat cafe

            Try answering in his native Russian like I am, perhaps he’ll respond more intelligently.

          • buck Shot
          • Pazuzu75

            You’re posting basically the exact same completely unsourced article that the article you’re commenting on is debunking. An article which, btw, doesn’t even claim the info came from Wikileaks. This nonsense is about as reality based as the claims Clinton is a Reptoid.

          • buck Shot

            Keep lying to yourself fool

          • doktorzoom

            You’re a very boring troll.

          • Pazuzu75

            http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-comey-congress-emails_us_581f8ff5e4b0aac62485196a

            All those e-mails that supposedly showed these horrid crimes turned out to be e-mails the FBI had already reviewed. But I’m the fool, yet you were the one who fell for completely baseless nonsense. Don’t you guys ever get sick of being so wrong and so pathetic all the time?

          • Kooolest G

            the earthquake in haiti was in 2010, that must be a lot of information to go through, maybe they could hire outside contractors to go through. start by searching the comment section at breitbart

          • Rising

            Start with Wikileaks.

          • Thaumaturgist

            Now Rising Whatever, you’re starting to disappoint me. The Wikileaks stuff only came on line about a year ago. How can you expect us to jump on Wikileaks when we haven’t been able to wrap up Benghazi yet?

            Plus the other investigations. The Marxists who run this Mommy/Recipe Blog won’t give me the bandwidth to list all them investigations. Same at Wikipedia (which is actually different from Wikileaks.) They stopped counting the Gop Hillz investigtions at 173. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_defunct_United_States_congressional_committees

          • Rising

            You’ve had a year already, I doubt you’ll do much else.

          • Kooolest G

            they would but it’s hard to get a security clearance for russian intelligence agents

          • Rising

            Why are you spinning the russian narrative? That’s just a clinton campaign deflection. Like blaming the boogeyman after getting caught.

          • AnOuthouse

            I don’t read Russian.

          • Rising

            CTR Troll…think of something better than the BS Russian deflection narrative that NOBODY is buying. Come on, be creative. That’s why they pay you the Big Bucks!

          • S. Richard

            Just go to haiti on a vacation and mention the name clinton. The whole island will have a very sad story to tell you about both bill and hillary and how they stole billions of dollars from their relief fund. How the island was never fixed and only the clintons family and friends received lucrative contracts that they never completed and then just disappeared from the island. How their water was contaminated with raw urine and feces and the haitians drank it not knowing and thousands died from cholera with it spreading into the dominican republic and cuba. Thousnds and the clintons were no where to be seen.

          • AnOuthouse

            Calm down. Breathe.

          • Thaumaturgist

            See? That’s what I’m saying. Gotta give the FBI at leaast as long as you gave Ken Starr and the House Goppers.

        • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

          Because the FBI’s New York office doesn’t understand what “reliable sources” are. Bye now.

          http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a50282/fbi-clinton-cash-new-york-times/

          • Rising

            Right, since Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin’s 650,000 emails are completely unreliable. Only her closest advisor. In your mind, she must work for Breitbart, right?

            Bye now.

          • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

            Yes, I’m sure all those “print” requests from Hillary will be extremely revealing.

          • cat cafe

            Не уходи, у нас было так весело, товарищ.

        • Thaumaturgist

          Gotta agree with Rising Whatever. How long did it take Ken Starr to finish his investigation of Bill?

          How long did it take House Goppers to finish their investigations of Hillz?

          These things take time.

          So lay off Rising Whatever.

        • AnOuthouse

          Incompetence?

          • Thaumaturgist

            OMG! FBI “incompetent?”

            The word you’re searching for is “impotent,” as in “It don’t rise so much no mo.”

            FBI like Rising Whatever. Gotta wait til Vagra goes generic.

        • Bad Tom

          Because they are using a thoroughly debunked book, Clinton Cash on which to base their stupid investigations. Those agents have been told by their superiors to STAND DOWN because they ain’t got shit, but NOOOO, they gotta keep destroying the hard-earned reputation of the FBI.

          • S. Richard

            They’re not in anyway incompetent they have been owned by the democratic party forever.

    • Saxo the Grammarian
      • Donkey Option

        I am saving this one. There’s a troll on another post that I may need it for.

      • Stulexington

        Stolen!

    • Serai 1
      • Thaumaturgist

        Silly Seria!. We don’t call Rising Whatever and his friends at The Center “comrades” any more. We call them entropreneurs. Moscow these days is just like Kansas City.

    • A Grumpy Cat

      I don’t feel this is really interesting enough to make a fun deleted comments article. Can you ramp it up some? You know, witchcraft, lesbians, something?

      • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

        I could use a turgid love muscle right about now.

        • A Grumpy Cat

          That troll was a piece of work.

          • Rising

            How are you okay with supporting a war criminal?

            You know she defrauded democracy, right? Remember the democratic primaries? Do you even know what happened?

          • AnOuthouse

            She got 3 million more votes than the other guy?

          • Rising

            No…she and the DNC disenfranchised the majority of the democratic voting base. Collusion….election fraud….
            Why are you working for those people? Can’t you do better with your life?

          • AnOuthouse

            Normally I’m an engineer. I took today off because it’s sunny. I thought I’d check Wonkette before I cut the lawn. My life is fine.

          • cat cafe

            Я буду иметь некоторые из этой вкусной икры, глядя с моей водкой, спасибо!

          • Marion Emory

            If the Primary were held today, Bernie would defeat Hillary by more than 50 points. Yes, to prevent Trump from winning, and in the absence of ‘journalism” that gives equal time and coverage to third party and independent candidates, Hillary may be the only alternative. However, that is not a cause for celebration, nor is it the result of a “fair” Primary.

            At this point, we know that the Hillary campaign and DNC collaborated to deceive voters in the Democratic Primary, and being stuck with Hillary, instead of being blessed with Bernie, is exactly the reason Trump still has a chance to win.

            The fact is, and we have to face it, that regardless of whether Hillary or Trump wins, the people will have to keep constant pressure on them to even come close to doing the right thing. It’s strongly encouraged by rational people, that the ‘settle for Clinton’ crowd be careful not to allow the apologists for Hillary carry over after the election. While Hillary is certainly not the devil, there is no doubt she carries some very ‘evil’ baggage, and forgetting that is dangerous.

          • S. Richard

            That’s true but that’s only because she pulled hollyweed and liberal california and liberal washington. and some of the east coast, but not florida or the virginias and not either north or south carolinas even though obama had been there every day. I think afro americans realized that he did nothing for them, he was moe a muslim and communists and pro iran and saudi. Never visited inner city chicago once. So obama didn’t get the blacks to turn out for him and trump got over 50% of the women. Also trump campaigned strategically. He knew where his votes were and he won those votes. Hillary thought she could win with the latinos, hollywood, gays, etc and some women, but not the young women and she lost a lot of baby boomers…She had nothing to offer the blue collar working men in this country. They care less about ll those social issues, they just want jobs to take care of their families and the only thing she was offering was hand outs, free stuff that liberals want, but blue collar men are the backbone that build this great country and the country didn’t get build based on whining people who just want handouts. Hillary had not one plan to bring good paying blue collar jobs back to this c. She was like bernie talking about free handouts. Free college, free medical care, free tampons, no free speech if you disagree with the liberals, open borders, welfare for everyone lbgt bathrooms, no limits on abortion, $15.00 an hour to put ff in a bag. blue collar men live in the country, these social issues don’t affect them. they don’t give a shit about that When they have any money and no jobs these other things seem less important to them. With lgbt people making up only 0.03% of our entire population, the chance that they’ll even ever come across a person in their rural communities is probably about as about 0″001 @ chance They are strong on the second amendment and hillary is anti gun. They are hunters so she just didn’t have any kind of a message for these men. Hollywood is not this county. They are rich and judgmental and live in their bubble, but to these families hollywood remains pretty irrelevant. .

          • A Grumpy Cat

            WAR CRIMINAL, awesome! Keep going, I almost have BINGO!

          • Rising

            “We came, we saw, he died! HAHAHAHA”
            -Hillary, on the Libyan catastrof*ck that she orchestrated

          • A Grumpy Cat

            Come on, you’re not even trying anymore. :(

    • I Am Helpy

      OK thanks for the thoroughly debunked dumb lies and the misogyny; it’s 100% bullshit, obviously. You losers have managed to demonstrate that the Republican base is far more invested in hating minorities and women than it ever was in conservatism – you’re literally trying to elect the puppet of a murderous ex-KGB spook who still believes in the USSR – and for that I and every other progressive earnestly thanks you. The next 20 years of lefty Supreme Court rulings were brought to you by you.

      I hope that helps!

    • cat cafe

      С удовольствием, товарищ?

  • Panika MCD

    let’s review human trafficking:

    the United States is the largest consumer of human trafficking in the world.
    Texas has more human trafficking than any other state. about 70% of trafficking victims go through Texas at some point which is why we have the national hotline.
    80% of human trafficking victims in the United States are FROM…THE UNITED STATES!
    the largest group at risk of being victims of human trafficking are LGBT teens who run away from home.
    we can’t do anything about that because these fuckers in TX don’t want to admit that LGBT people have rights.

    • Rising

      As a matter of fact, the largest consumer of human trafficking is India.

      • Panika MCD

        you could be right. I’m getting this from Human Rights Watch hearing testimony from 2013, but the data provide to the UN from India doesn’t really desegregate the data or provide information as to whether they’re just better at catching traffickers. it also includes marriages with minor brides which doesn’t exactly count as trafficking at all, let alone sex trafficking because those marriages aren’t consummated until the bride reaches sexual maturity.

        • S. Richard

          If you want the truth many, many children that are trafficked and abused are found with in the realm of all the rich do gooder people around the world that open boys town, foster care, adoption services .religious children’s schools, and organizations. Orphanages, Mercy homes for abused an troubled children. Any place that is claiming to serve this vulnerable child population need to have state inspections unanounced , and certification for qualified personnel and licensing. These people manage to run under the radar when communities view them as such a good service to children. Also in war torn countries, unstable governments, etc.children are kidnapped, trafficked raped and killed. Mexico has a very large child trafficking business running right along side their drugs. They have children selling sex in mexico in all those small cantinas. They have only prosecuted one sex trafficker ever.Mexico is considered one of the most corrupt countries in the world The cartel pays off the police, the military, the judges and other state officials. All those people use the drugs and the children for sex. Even if an american child is kidnapped, they will not try to redeem her for us. Trump is right mexico is not our friend. They are corrupt and only want to do what is best for them. They know our young people are overdosing every single day on heroin and fentynol but they don’t care. They let children be trafficked in the US and also into canada. These drugs an child sex is a filthy business that stains our country, and mexico sits back and shows us the big finger. it’s time trump gave them the boot straight up their ass.

          • Panika MCD

            that is not at all in line with what Human Rights Watch has. I’m going to go with them since this topic is kind of their thing.

      • Panika MCD

        [EDIT: the hearings I was getting that from were interim hearings in 2014, not in 2013.]

  • Hobbes’ Evil Twin

    We should prolly get the NY FBI on this, stat!

  • Mavenmaven

    In other words, Clinton tried to help nuns, and is thus an agent of the Whore of Babylon and may be the Antichrist. Perfectly rational.

  • Rising
    • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

      Homeless Australian accused rapist said what?

      • Rising

        All you can do is try to kill the messenger, while ignoring what’s revealed. How pathetic.

        • HazooToo

          In no mood for your bullshit. Fuck off.

          • Rising

            That article is not bullshit. You need to know what you’re supporting.

          • HazooToo

            I know exactly WHO I am supporting, and my first choice lost to her fair and square, now fuck off back to your paranoid little corner of the internet. Nobody here is buying your shit.

          • Marion Emory

            The article makes a lot of valid points, and reveals exactly why the Clintons continue to dodge legitimate criticism because Republicans are such idiots and prefer far-fetched conspiracy theories. It’s probably because in a conversation of moral aptitude, they are equally as corrupt and ‘evil’ as the Clintons.

            Nevertheless, to even suggest, or imply that Bernie Sanders lost “fair and square” makes your comment fail the BS smell test. There is no question that Hillary’s campaign and the DNC unfairly tilted the balance in Hillary’s favor and did so by deceiving Democratic Primary voters.

            Some of us Bernie supporters are willing to settle for a Hillary presidency, but in a rational way. That is to say, that no ifs about it, we ‘fellow liberals’ will have to keep constant pressure on Hillary just to get her to do something that resembles the right thing. I am not looking forward to the pro-Clinton propaganda and denial that would allow Hillary to continue to disregard and disparage progressive initiatives post-election. It’s fine to oppose Trump, but to embrace Hillary is just simply irrational.

          • HazooToo

            Aaaactually, I’ve seen only one instance where Bernie supporters had a legitimate gripe over the way a vote was conducted during the Primary, I supported Bernie and cast a primary vote FOR him, and when he lost, I accepted the results because they were legitimate. The behavior of the much louder and more repellent “Bernie Bros” absolutely made me feel like I was backing the wrong guy, by the end, but I stuck with him because I loved his positions. Now that Hillary has adopted many of those positions into her own campaign, I am supporting her. I have seen this woman as the subject of vicious fucking attacks since her husband was President, and I have never seen a single accusation end with proof and conviction. I’ve heard literally all of the bullshit they have to say about her, and all of it has been thoroughly debunked. I do not find her corrupt, I find her open to new ideas and new ways to benefit Americans. She’s done the right goddamn thing for years. She is not ‘evil’, she is a human woman with the experience and skill for the job, and an interest in getting things accomplished. Instead, she has to walk through a gauntlet of bullshit every day because when people repeat a lie often enough, everyone thinks it must be true. Frankly, I think it’s irrational to believe someone is corrupt and evil when there is no irrefutable evidence against them. But thank you for your relatively civil approach to disagreement, good day Sir or Ma’am.

          • Marion Emory

            “Aaaactually, I’ve seen only one instance where Bernie supporters had a legitimate gripe over the way a vote was conducted during the Primary, I supported Bernie and cast a primary vote FOR him, and when he lost, I accepted the results because they were legitimate.”

            After a certain amount of time, people start repeating the same thing. After even longer, they stop listening and only hear what they expect to hear.

            Obviously, you think I am suggesting their was something afoul in the actual process, which I am NOT. Despite the fact Republicans have taken steps to repress the vote in places that benefited Hillary during the Primary, I do not think she or her campaign were responsible. What I was referring to, as I thought I made clear, was that they DECEIVED voters.

            http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/dnc-leak-clinton-team-deflected-state-cash-concerns-226191

            https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/3990

            http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/aug/01/hillary-clinton/hillary-clintons-wrong-claim-fbi-director-comey-ca/

            “I have seen this woman as the subject of vicious fucking attacks since her husband was President, and I have never seen a single accusation end with proof and conviction. I’ve heard literally all of the bullshit they have to say about her, and all of it has been thoroughly debunked.”

            This is as ridiculous a set of statements, as the crap the ‘witch-hunt party’ says about Hillary being guilty of “everything.”

            There is no doubt the Republicans take a lot of shots in the dark at the Clintons. The problem is they do it because inevitably they always seem to hit some type of skeleton in the closet. We all know the Benghazi thing was just a hypocritical excuse to scrutinize a G.W. Bush-styled neglect of responsibility. Hillary screwed up on that one, and didn’t pay attention when she should have, but we have examples of that from any politician a person can name. It would have all just went away, as a big nothing burger, had she not kept a shady private email server. It is still relevant today, and still could cost her the election, and this holdover to the scandal is her own fault. As if that weren’t enough, Hillary’s campaign actually worked to “elevate” candidates like Trump, Cruz and Carson.

            http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3828897/Hillary-Clinton-s-campaign-wanted-elevate-Donald-Trump-extreme-Republicans.html

            To think, if Trump does manage to win, Hillary holds a lot of the blame for running a campaign that intentionally signaled the media to “elevate” the worst possible alternatives, while simultaneously avoiding fair coverage of Bernie Sanders.

            http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/how-the-new-york-times-sandbagged-bernie-sanders-20160315

            http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/17/opinion/campaign-stops/a-bernie-blackout.html

            You are allowed to be forgiving of the whole email fiasco; that’s your right. It’s equally my right to be just as outraged by it as I was any shady thing the Bush administration did. What Hillary did is an insult and disregard to transparency, and she blatantly lied to the public about how it was conducted. We know that she lied because the statements Hillary made to the public, did not match the statements she made to the FBI. She even lied about the lie, by attempting to say Comey said her comments to the public were “truthful.”

            Hillary’s claim was “debunked,” as a matter of fact.

            http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/aug/01/hillary-clinton/hillary-clintons-wrong-claim-fbi-director-comey-ca/

            Evidently, not “all of it has been thoroughly debunked.”

            After reading your comments (and tone), I find it difficult to believe that you ever supported Bernie. The contrived-sounding response and totally dismissive statements completely absolving Hillary of any responsibility for walking a fine line with ethics and the law are a pretty big red flag, but who knows, it’s a private ballot? Either way, it was kind of an example of exactly what I was saying made me worry the most about another Clinton presidency.

            My complaints about Hillary are rooted in her pandering to Republicans, without batting an eye to coin terms like “superpredator,” and make statements defining marriage as only “between a man and a woman,” while lobbying for legislation like the Crime bill, DOMA, and Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. I cringe at Hillary’s support for the Iraq War, which wasn’t even an approval of a defined mission with realistic goals, but rather a blank check for G.W. Bush to wage an endless quagmire we have still not found a method to resolve. I recoil at Hillary’s support for the Patriot Act. Above all, I do not trust Hillary to work in the interest of people, but rather I expect her only goal to be political expedience. The most damaging element of all, however, could be that her supporters are so willing to totally absolve the Clintons and refuse to accept that these people need to be kept in check at all times.

            “False” statements:

            http://www.politifact.com/personalities/hillary-clinton/statements/byruling/false/

            “Pants on fire” statements:

            http://www.politifact.com/personalities/hillary-clinton/statements/byruling/pants-fire/

          • HazooToo

            You can believe whatever you want. The first thing I did when I decided to give a shit about the 2016 election was look at which person was my ideal. That was Bernie Sanders. I fucking loved his platform, and I defended his ass on this particular site. The only difference was that I didn’t insult people for supporting Hillary or insist she was corrupt and evil. No, that was OTHER Bernie supporters who came here to troll my friends. They came here to be rude and cause a fight. They made me feel like I had to apologize for my own chosen candidate when their behavior started manifesting outside the internet. They are not the kind of people I want to be! Hillary raised some big ass money. She says she’s going to work on getting big ass money out of politics. Do I believe her? Yes. Do I believe that is possible? Not really. Do I believe it needs to be attempted? Fuck yes. Could she possibly have a chance to even try without raising big ass money in the first place? Hard to tell, but I don’t really think so. Did she have a private e-mail server? Yes, just like other Secretaries of State have. Do I trust Wikileaks? Hell fucking no. I’m concerned about who is giving them their shit, I’m concerned about their leader, I’m concerned about their agenda in fucking with our election, I do not trust Assange as far as I could throw him, and I have chicken arms. She made a mistake in supporting the Iraq War, and she’s fucking said it. I don’t know how you expect to “keep her in check” at all times, I really have no clue, I am honestly super distracted right now watching Samantha Bee, but like… Dude. She’s not an evil corrupt monster. She’s made fuckups, just like a lot of people who are currently holding extremely powerful government positions, and a lot of them were worse. Like the guy who got elected WHILE IN PRISON FOR KNOCKING UP A 15 YEAR OLD, and who’s wife (the same girl who got him arrested) is stumping for him to get elected again, right now, while he’s sexually harrassing prospective legal clients. And he’s winning. Also Trump, ffs, but you already know why he’s a basket of runny fucking dog turds. Believe it or not, there is a huuuuuuge valley between “Paragon of Virtue” and “Shady Bitch Who Must Be Controlled”, and I believe Hillary is not even close to the latter side. Read though this site, engage with some of the other commenters here, enjoy your stay. You don’t have to agree with us on Hillary to enjoy some of the stuff. Maybe someone else can explain to you why we don’t buy your theory, and hopefully if you keep this sort of general attitude and don’t turn whackaloon, they’ll go on to debate you further and answer some questions for you. Good luck.

          • Marion Emory

            “Hillary raised some big ass money. She says she’s going to work on getting big ass money out of politics.”

            You are operating on misinformation. Hillary raised a lot of money, under the FALSE auspices that it was for “down ballot Democrats,” while simultaneously criticizing Sanders. In reality, Hillary and the DNC only gave “down ballot Democrats” about 1%, and kept the rest. People that donated that money for “down ballot Democrats” got ripped off.

            http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/clinton-fundraising-leaves-little-for-state-parties-222670

            Hillary relied on corporate and celebrity donations at the max levels, which are associated with the Democratic Party. Even the money that Hillary raised for the DNC, would have remained in the party had Bernie been the nominee. However, Bernie brought record amounts of individuals contributions from ordinary people of all working classes. Hillary has continually struggled with those demographics, and only relies on big money contributors that give money to the Democrats no matter what. The DNC faces a serious fundraising challenge because of Hillary.

            “Did she have a private e-mail server? Yes, just like other Secretaries of State have.”

            Again, this is misinformation. Other Sec. of States USED a private email ADDRESS at some points, but ONLY Hillary had her own private server maintained for this purpose.

            Nevertheless, I believe what they did was also wrong, and just because they seem to have gotten away with a similar offense doesn’t mean every person thereafter is absolved of guilt. Hillary made a statement saying her “predecessors did the same thing,” and Politifact determined that statement to be “Mostly False.”

            http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/mar/09/hillary-clinton/hillary-clinton-said-my-predecessors-did-same-thin/

            “Do I trust Wikileaks? Hell fucking no. I’m concerned about who is giving
            them their shit, I’m concerned about their leader, I’m concerned about
            their agenda in fucking with our election, I do not trust Assange as far
            as I could throw him, and I have chicken arms.”

            It has nothing to do with “trust” for Wikileaks. The information remains valid and authentic until disproved whether you want to ‘shoot the messenger’ or not. CNN forced Donna Brazile to resign.

            http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/10/cnn-fired-donna-brazile-it-should-keep-going-214406

            Hillary is surrounded by scandal and dirty political tricks that endanger the very issues she claims to champion.

            The Hillary campaign and the DNC lied about and smeared Bernie Sanders.

            https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/3990

            http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wikileaks-dnc-bernie-sanders_us_579381fbe4b02d5d5ed1d157

            The Hillary campaign collaborated with the media to “elevate” the worst of the Republicans (Cruz, Trump, and Carson), putting us more at risk that any of them could win, and now Trump still could. We all wondered how Trump made it so far, when no one thought he would and it comes down to them sitting on a video from 2005 that would have undoubtedly stopped him in the Primary, and using it this late was less effective.

            http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3828897/Hillary-Clinton-s-campaign-wanted-elevate-Donald-Trump-extreme-Republicans.html

            They intentionally contributed to Trump getting this close to the presidency, and it’s borderline Stockholm syndrome to vote for Hillary to stop Trump. Nevertheless, if I were taken hostage and given the choice between my captive and a rabid dog I might submit as well. What I wouldn’t do is be loyal, and I’d be looking for the first chance to get away.

            “She’s not an evil corrupt monster. She’s made fuckups, just like a lot
            of people who are currently holding extremely powerful government
            positions, and a lot of them were worse. Like the guy who got elected
            WHILE IN PRISON FOR KNOCKING UP A 15 YEAR OLD, and who’s wife (the same
            girl who got him arrested) is stumping for him to get elected again,
            right now, while he’s sexually harrassing prospective legal clients.”

            This is exactly what I was expressing I am most concerned about. It is counterproductive to take this ‘logic’ with anything but regret and a grain of salt. It’s sensationalist, and comes very near to comparing Hillary to a convict that knocked up a “15 YEAR OLD” as though the depths of another person’s actions somehow are a defense of Hillary. The perpetuated idea that the people should ignore, deny and overlook Hillary’s smear campaigns, untrue statements, secrecy and ethics violations is not progress. It is NOT fighting against the injustice; it is becoming it.

            You’ve supported your stance with more than one false premise, and defense for Hillary. It remains the reality that the people will have to keep pressure on Hillary or Trump, whomever the ‘winner’ may be, and they should do that by communicating with their elected leaders and expressing their concern. They should do so by NOT making false excuses and not becoming apologist/sympathizers for the type of things we wish to remain credible on when criticizing and standing against our political opponents.

            The truth is that we are going to be up against a lot of very difficult challenges whether Hillary or Trump is elected, and the worst thing either side can do is pretend that their party’s candidate won’t betray them for political expedience. We cannot trust either one of them, and yes, because I agree with you that Hillary is “just like a lot of people who are currently holding extremely powerful government positions.”

            We must never stand for corruption as the norm, and always push back against it, even if that means holding our own self-proclaimed defenders accountable for their actions, as well. Admitting the flaws of our representatives does not give the other side some points of value; it establishes our own credibility and allows for more opportunity to rational discussion. By refusing to accept the facts about either candidate, both sides are simply yelling into the air and not understanding that we are all people, and all have different concerns in mind. In this election, we are weighing consequences. We must face the reality that the current political environment is the result of partisan hypocrisy and we must overcome it.

            Those voting for Trump and Hillary will be deciding the next President. I will be voting third party, as Jill Stein and Gary Johnson are the only candidates I personally consider “viable.” All people should vote for the person they prefer to win; not just cast a vote against the person they don’t. We can’t keep repeating this; that is a worse fate than either of these candidates winning.

          • HazooToo

            I thought you got bored with me and wandered off to find someone more challenging. I actually don’t care about arguing with you anymore, to be honest. I’m voting for the person I prefer to win. I trust her. I don’t know anything about Johnson, and what I do know about Stein, I don’t like. You’re gonna do what you want, fine. But the 3rd parties aren’t going to win until they can break in at the bottom of politics and spread all the way up to the top, and actually get more than 8% of the population to take them seriously. And you already know that neither Johnson or Stein is going to win, at all, so you actually really are throwing your vote away at this point. Go ahead, it’s your right.

          • Marion Emory

            I am completely satisfied with the way I voted. I would have regretted voting for Trump or Hillary, and Jill Stein didn’t make it on the ballot in my state, so I went for Gary Johnson.

            As it turns out, Johnson needed my help, and my vote actually did go toward making a difference. Hillary didn’t have a chance in my state, so a vote for her would have been throwing my vote away. If more people had voted third party it would have made a different, but the tiny numbers we got wouldn’t have made a different for Hillary or Trump.

            The reason third parties invest so much in national elections, is because it’s the only way to get national recognition. I agree they should focus on lower level races and build, but not enough candidates step up to run for the positions, so the party has to run for President to keep awareness up.

            You really can’t say, “I don’t know anything about Johnson,” and then criticize with validity. The main thing holding third parties back is that people don’t accept their civic duty to find out about the candidates. I don’t know what you think you heard about Jill Stein, but Hillary ran a smear campaign against her, like they did Bernie. Most of the propaganda against Stein was another Hillary campaign lie. She is not anti-vax, nor does she think Wifi causes cancer, and her VP is NOT a Nazi sympathizer, or whatever the most recent Hillary campaign propaganda you heard said.

            Frankly, I don’t care what you think about Stein, or any other candidate. The number one problem is that people aren’t educated, and are too lazy to get out in this amazing world with endless information at their finger tips, and FIND OUT, LOOK IT UP, and KNOW.

          • HazooToo

            One question. How did voting for Johnson make a difference?

          • Marion Emory

            It made as much difference as it would have had I cast it for Hillary or Trump.

          • HazooToo

            So none. Good job. I don’t care anymore, we’ve all got bigger problems to worry about now. Hope you find a way to actually make a difference.

          • Marion Emory

            It made all the difference to me.

          • S. Richard

            You voted for johnson when he didn’t even know what allepo was? How could he even have addressed foreign policy or the refugee crises. There has to be more to candidates then just social issues.

          • S. Richard

            No one really wants to say bad things about hillary. She is a terrible person, but she is also pitiful. I really believe that she is very ill at this and i saw the dems doing everything possible just to push her through another day of campaigning, and they didn’t even care if it would kill her as long as they could shove her into her ambulance car or plane.It got so bad that in the end she had everyone campaigning for her because she should couldn’t do it anymore. But no one would give her permission to quit. I think they didn’t care if they had to carry her over the threshold of the white house as long as she survived for the inauguration. If she dropped dead the next day the dems would have just put in the puppet kane.I really think she lost because all those idiots were running her campaign and she had been too sick to really give her input. It looks like they made all the decisions and just pointed her in the right direction. of course all the sleazy things they did like try to undermine bernie and barbara stealing some debate questions, asking for a vote recount and threatening the electoral votes persons to change their vote or else. They were receiving death threats and were very afraid.Of course they got caught with every sleazy thing they did when the emails came out. it was so bad and then the emails on perv weiners laptop and uma. It just wasn’t in the cards. I don’t know who told her not to go to those rural states, but that in itself really cost her the election. I feel it was for the best because if she had won osama would have tried to run his third term through her. People need to understand now though, the clintons are very bad people., not bad people for the country, but bad people that tried to get in the way of what they wanted all through their lives. They have also owned the fbi, the cia, and the nsa for a very long time.When I think about an average person growing up in this country, I ask myself. How many friends do I have that were killed by a gubshot wound or in a small airplane crash. My answer is no one. Some people may know a victim of a crime or a suicide but probably most people don’t know more than 2 people maybe 3 that have died this way. But the clintons close friends and acquaintances probably add up to way over 3 people. In the summer of 2016 during the campaign about 5 people ho were closely involved in something to do wit the clintons ended up shot dead. First it was seth rich 27 year old dnc worker head of expanded voter registration. Seth was trying to be a whistle blower, and when he was trying to tell the fbi what he knew about voter fraud, he was badly beaten in dc and shot twice in the back. his watch, wallet, money, remained in tact, not a robbery. Julian said that strh was a whistle blower and gave him podesta’s emails and that the russians never hacked it. The russians were just a smoke screen the dems made up so people wouldn’t connect them to the seth rich murder. Julian offered a 20,000 dollar reward for the arrest and conviction of the person that silenced serh rich.but no tqker. Then their was the author thorn. He had written about 6-8 books about the clintons and their criminal life style. he had been working on his latest book about hillary. and was due to publish. It was his birthday and he was found at the top of a mountain with a bullet in his head. he had told his friend. If I am found dead, it is murder because I would never kill myself. Then there was john asche who was ambassador to the UN. He was very strong and he was found in his home with his neck crushed by a barbell. Dead. Then his name escapes me but He filmed himself going to the dnc and sering them with a law suit and he served it to debbie schulz. He was happy about it and had finally got it put together. He tape if something happens to me, it was not suicide. He was also found shot.There are two more people, I will write it on this thread tomorrow. Just one fast thing about osmq and hillary, Check out supreme court justice antoin scalia, found dead alone in texas ranch with a pillow over his head. What follows is amazing. Check it out This happened in Jan 2016, i’m prwtty sure.

          • HazooToo

            Ohohohohohhhoooomygod, you are Derp Gold, my friend. EVERYONE has got to see your post, I’ll make sure they let you know how proud they are of you. And if you come back next Sunday, you might just get to see your very own comment prominently displayed by Wonkette in a new episode of Dear Shit Fer Brainz! I better screencap it, in case you get cagey and delete it before the black helicopters close in…

          • The Witch of Endor

            Check her comment history. She’s made 10 posts on this thread.

          • HazooToo

            I know! It’s creepy/sad with a touch of hhhhhilarious!

          • S. Richard

            Don’t worry osama is till going strong with his shadow government residing in his 6 million dollar house only 2 mile from the white house. He’s getting ready, already built a big stone fence around his house and has moved in his muslim advisor, valerie jarrett, born in iran and loyal to the muslim brotherhood I think michelle but be there at least some of the time and i know lynch has to also be around. his got thousands in the wings just waiting for the order and the money to finance his violent demonstrations, well, I mean riots. This man is pure evil. He hates this country and everything it stands for. His whole chicago clan is made up of all the 60’s radical, violent groups Alinsky, the weather underground, the black panthers, Reko. mayor daley, the mayor that’s currently in prison. He pocketed millions with that slum landlord perv rezko Everyone just fasten your seat belts there will be q story from each side everyday. But, I think clinton will fade away. I think they both aren’t well. i guess you reap what you sew. But obama, I think is very dangerous, he wants to install his dynasty, the king. Beware, if you like him please read some historical dull research on him. He is very foreign to american ideals.

        • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

          Part of evaluating information is considering the source. Assange is questionable on a lot of levels.

        • cat cafe

          теряться с мусора, товарищ.

      • Rising

        Hey, you raped me. Now you’re accused of rape. See how an accusation is just that; an accusation? That’s just a witch hunt.

        • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

          Kind of like how you keep throwing out random Hillary quotes as though they prove something?

          The rape charges against Assange are in the public record, BTW. If he’s been wrongly accused then why has he been hiding out in Ecuadorian embassy for four years?
          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/wikileaks/11681502/Why-is-Julian-Assange-still-inside-the-embassy-of-Ecuador.html

          • Fuzzy Logic

            The rape charges against Assange are/could be bait to get him out of the embassy so certain factions like Clinton can silence him.

          • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

            LOL, so the Clintons are running the Swedish government too? Where do they find the time for all their dastardly plots?

          • Fuzzy Logic

            You think the governments don’t coordinate? You are pretty naive.

          • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

            So you can explain why the Clintons are able to bend Sweden to their will but not Ecuador?

          • Fuzzy Logic

            Yes, but do you want to listen or just pretend you know better?
            Just look at how the countries operate. Which ones are players in the globalist movement? Nobody is being forced to do America’s bidding. That’s why I said ‘coordinate’, not ‘get manipulated’.

        • Serai 1

          But of course it’s fine when YOUR guy rapes little girls. That’s just peachy-keen with you.

    • doktorzoom

      You seem nice. No, wait.. Banhammered. You seem banhammered. Bye!

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

      • Donkey Option

        Hey Dok? What is the best way to bring someone to your attention?

        • natoslug

          By the ear?

        • doktorzoom

          Downvote it, or move your cursor to the upper right corner of the comment, where a little flag icon will appear. Either of those will sent the comment to the moderation list, which I may or may not remember to actually look at on any given day.

    • AnOuthouse

      Russian propaganda is the best propaganda. Practice makes perfect.

    • Serai 1

      * yawn * Coward Russian sleazebag says what now?

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Hey! I saw you on Samantha Bee on Monday night! Y’all are some prolific motherfuckers.

  • Relativicus

    “All in all, we should expect to hear a lot more of this nonsense in the more frantic corners of the Wingnuttosphere.”

    There are no corners in the Wingnuttosphere. It’s — LITERALLY! — a sphere filled to bursting with feces and bile.

  • Serai 1
  • Greyhame

    Well now we know what kind of internet hangouts the stalwarts at wikileaks have been immersing themselves in.

  • Snopes Shop

    There is something called “SpiritCooking” trending on the GOP Tweeters and I am afraid to look and see what it is.

    • Laffing Crow

      Seems Hillary has now been revealed to worship Satan. Because John Podesta’s brother went to a dinner party hosted by Marina Abramovic and emailed John an invite that he never responded to. So, of course, that makes Hillary Clinton guilty. I couldn’t make this shit up, but boy they sure can.

      http://wonkette.com/608274/somebody-replaced-matt-drudges-heartworm-medication-with-speed

      http://www.snopes.com/john-podesta-spirit-cooking/

      • Snopes Shop

        I guess the question is….”where of they go from here”?

      • S. Richard

        I wish this was made up. The left when this first broke, immediately had find some left wing writers to right articles to be disguised as alt right articles which were written very sketchy without ant real solid info that could be researched. So when the internet started to get flooded with these articles I dismissed the allegation initially and then just forgot about it. It just seemed too far fetched for me. I just didn’t think tht she would ever do that or be that stupid.But little by little pieces of information would come to light that was just mentioned in passing in other articles that weren’t even focused on anything to do with pizza gate. There is such a magbitute of pictures, information, visits, paties,, child porn, children at parties, it wqs just all so sick. Obama, joe biden the perv, yes podesta his brother an yes the artist and her video of decorating a whole room in blood and guts mixed with breast milk, semen , urine with paint brushes and baby idols to throw this big bucket of shit all over the entire room. You would puke and hollyweed is telling her what a beautiful exciting person she is. And if you don’t know that hollywood has been saturated with pedophiles since forever than wake up. The child stars don’t stand a chance.The most brutal sex slaves around. No way out. Also, police station are many times inside this making it even more difficult. However around the time pizza gate came out, there was a big sting with the police and the fbi to arrest sex traffickers and their was 475 sex traffickers arrested in california and many children rescued. There was also numerous arrests in other states. They probably felt pressured that they better do something, if they were going to go after the politicians and the ceo’s. If you type this in to google you will see that arests were made. The liberal press was told not to cover it, so they didn’t. You won’t see it in any of our main stream newspapers. We don’t have free press in this country anymore, but if you browse over stories you will come across many pieces that eventually you just can’t ignor.

        • The Witch of Endor

          First, scroll up and look at the date this article was posted. Second, learn to bloody format your derp. Third, learn to proofread. Fourth, learn how to spell and brush up on your grammar and punctuation, while you’re at it.

          Honey, I get you’ve got a bee in your bonnet about Hilz, but these wall-to-wall screeds (based on thoroughly debunked articles put out by Breitbart, and other spots that cater to RWNJs) won’t win any hearts and minds over to your conspiracy theories.

          Please, pretty please, go and find some actual *objective* proof of even one of your accusations, or at least read this:

          http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/fake-news-donald-trump-supporters-gullible-believe-anything-barack-obama-paedophile-hillary-clinton-a7623441.html

        • Laffing Crow

          OK, trying to sell the narrative that you initially dismissed the pedophilia allegations, is a non-starter for a person with your comment history. I know you’re lying out your ass to try and present yourself as a “reasonable” person to me, so that you can convince me that you might have a point (other than the one hiding under your hat) but this lame angle is transparent and futile.

          You might think about getting some help. With your spelling and grammar obviously, but most of all, for your mental condition. You’ve posted a completely irrational rant that a logical person can’t make heads or tails of. No beginning, middle or end; just a lot of THIS WAS ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!! I SAW IT!!!!!!

          There’s a reason none of this was in the MSM and it has nothing to do with us not having a free press. It wasn’t covered by anyone reputable because it’s OBVIOUSLY BS. Don’t believe me? Ask the idiot who assaulted the poor pizza parlor that was supposed to be Hillary’s child porn prison. Did he free or even manage to find one single child captive being held as a sex slave? NO. Did he manage to identify facilities within the restaurant that were or could have been previously used to house child sex slaves? NO. HE FOUND NOTHING. He was like you, he believed the liars and decided to take action. But, he found out that there was no action to be taken because none of it was true.

          If you step back and look at what you and the right-wing nuts are alleging – that Hillary Clinton, our former First Lady, Senator and Secretary of State, is actually a serial murderer and active Satanic worshiping pedophile at the very same time she was a Presidential candidate, you can see that’s RIDICULOUS. The right-wing also claimed she was deathly ill, but she still somehow managed to run a grueling presidential campaign and traffic little children, all at the same time? It’s cartoonish. It’s like she’s a comic book villain! If Hillary were actually capable of all that, then she would be running the world by now. She’s not.

          I would also like to point out that you’ve even gone a step further than the nuttiest of the right-wing pundit nutters and roped Obama and Biden into it! Is Michelle innocent or did you just forget to throw her into the mix? What about Mrs, Dr, Perv Jill Biden? Don’t forget her. What heinous things can you invent that she’s responsible for? You talk about others throwing big buckets of shit over entire rooms, but fail to realize that you’re the actual shit flinger.

  • Stulexington

    Omg! She stole children to force into the modeling business and got all pervy on them. Oh … wait, no that’s the other candidate, what was his name again?

    • phoenix00

      Gill Stonson.

  • phoenix00

    > Yes, we’re participating in the coverup.

    ME TOO. I want in on this!

  • Akira Bear

    Somebody called it “The Wingnuttosphere.” In light of the fact that Wikileaks has a 100% track record for accuracy since it’s inception, I have to call this the Wingnuttosphere. Read Wikileaks. It is shocking and hard to believe, but the emails are there and at least one of them dealing with this subject is from Hillary herself.

  • Sarita La Cubanita

    Bravo! Good work covering up her crimes!

    • doktorzoom

      Thanks! We find that pointing out the complete lack of real evidence helps a lot. Enjoy your banhammer.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

  • BillO

    Are you folks affiliated with that leftist protectionist organization Snopes.com? Nice try to whitewash this story. Hillary for Prison.

  • pohzzer

    Several of the emails contain well known code words for child sex trafficking. The emails ONLY make sense in that context. What do you think the long term ‘above the law’ crowd gets up to to sate their sexual appetites? The NYPD, whose ranks are NOT filled with the rich and powerful, but working men and women who have families they cherish and had first access to all the devices, is indicating the evidence is incontestable, extreme in nature and implicates both Hillary and Obama. Better buckle up, the ride is about to leave the track.

    • doktorzoom

      Funny how the actual NYPD has denied the story. The wingnut blogs that have written about this made-up story cite no sources whatsoever.

      Also, if you are really, really familiar with code words for child sex trafficking, we’re gonna have to ask you to leave.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

    • Bill Diaz

      Your ignorance is second only to your stupidity.

      Have a great day!

  • calimuhfuka

    You guys left out one tiny thing about the duties of the Department of State when you are arrested overseas. They are to assist with information and the laws of said country, not try to get them out of jail. From their own website
    “We CAN NOT
    Get U.S. citizens out of jail overseas
    State to a court that anyone is guilty or innocent
    Provide legal advice or represent U.S. citizens in court overseas
    Serve as official interpreters or translators
    Pay legal, medical, or other fees for U.S. citizens overseas”

  • WampusKat

    Did you say “Missionaries?” One might take a closer look at Trump’s Tea partying evangelical nincompoops http://www.politico.com/story/2016/06/trump-evangelical-advisory-board-224612

    …and their hand in Third World child abduction/child trafficking:

    2013: Mother Jones: “Orphan Fever: The Evangelical Movement’s Adoption Obsession – When devout Christian families made it their mission to save children from
    war-torn countries, the match was often far from heavenly.”
    http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/04/christian-evangelical-adoption-liberia

    None of this, of course, has anything to do with SoS Clinton :) It’s yet another case of projection, to put it mildly. Some might even refer to it as “Lying for Jesus”: http://religionnews.com/2016/02/04/ted-cruzs-campaign-fueled-dominionist-vision-america-commentary/

  • Podesta and the D.C. Pedophile Cult
    https://youtu.be/VVAN7b7l_GA

    Plus, Trump is known to be real chummy with Jeffery Epstein.(pedo-island).
    http://www.dailywire.com/news/5749/both-trump-and-clinton-went-jeffrey-epsteins-sex-amanda-prestigiacomo#

    Any vote is a vote for evil.

  • tiaraboo

    Killary’s mantra is “Never let a good tragedy go wasted” ..She was THRILLED with the earthquake in Haiti… This horrific and heinous pedophile/baby torturer/satanic Hilda-beast took this as a brilliant chance to kidnap babies & children to torture and rape. The Podesta brothers…Clintons, Epstien, Soros, Prince Andrew..A very, very long list of sick peds that abuse God’s innocent! DRAIN THE SWAMP!

  • S. Richard

    Find something better to defend the criminal hillary. She had about 6 people killed the summer of 2016 at the time of the election. Obama also has a stream of dead body’s around his elections, and now you want to sell the story to me that killary rushed down to haiti because it was her job as secretary of state to get americans off in other countries. Sorry, that is just false on the face of it. We can do nothing of the sort. We do not have the power to impact on the laws of any other country. It just doesn’t happen. if it’s true, post the law or policy. You are dead wrong. Anyways hillary never did anything for anyone in her life without a pay off. We all know her too well by now. She would never rush down there for anyone and to be associated with a perv, that just wouldn’t happen except for the fact that all her close connections are pervs. Birds of a feather. If you want to see weird just take a look at podesta, weiner, her husband, epstein,hollyweed, the spirit cooking, it just goes on an on. They’re all a bunch o pervs, with their art, their rituals, their pictures of children, their emails. She’s in with all the rest of them and all their so called agencies thatare helping poor children. Bull shit.

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