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Today in LOLOLOLOLOLFOREVERLOL, alt-right radio host, MRA and “pick-up artist” Matt Forney knows what women desire (sexually) and it is Donald J. Trump.

Forney was thrilled, apparently, to read an article by Laura Beck in Cosmopolitan, in which she details how Donald Trump has totally killed her sex drive, suggesting that this meant that liberals would be less likely to “breed.”

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However, after posting that, he followed it up with another tweet about how there would probably be a white baby boom thanks to Trump running, because in his “experience” white women were having more sex due to all the hot sexy dreams they are having about Donald Trump.

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Yes, if there is anything Matt Forney knows about, it is what the majority of any group of women want, sexually. He probably talks to human women like, all the time, and they probably tell him about all the dirty dreams they’ve had about Donald Trump. This is definitely not something that has only occurred in his own dreams. Just like all the women who have probably told him about how they secretly masturbate to “All In The Family” — you know, because if there is anything that turns us on, it is 70-year-old bigots. OOH YEAH BABY, tell me more about how hard it is… being a white heterosexual man in this day and age. Praise the lord and pass the Viagra!

I think I just grossed myself out, so I can only imagine how you feel right now. I’m sorry for that.

Now, I am not saying that it is not possible that there are women out there having sexy sex dreams about Donald Trump. I have seen that documentary about those ladies who are in love with inanimate objects, as well as one about men who enjoy having sex with cars, so I am well aware that just about anything is possible when it comes to human sexual attraction. However, if the majority of white women were going to bed at night and dreaming sexy dreams about Donald Trump, I would have to imagine he’d be doing a bit better in the polls than he currently is.

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  • gene108

    I think you underestimate the number of women, who are having sexy dreams about Trump.

    Otherwise, how do you explain the fact any women will vote for him?

  • YoNastyBunny

    Does having sexy-dreamz about Hillz, Huma and Liza smothering Donald’s face with their evil vagendas of manocide count??? If so, I have lots of those…

  • Michael Smith

    Is this like how Newt got so horny for America that he had to have an affair with a Congressional staffer?

    • Vecchiojohn

      Well, all stories about GOPers seem to end up with somebody getting fucked . . .

      • Bad Hombre Ron

        Usually without consent.

  • Loki1001

    An accurate video of what a sex dream involving Trump would be like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsbhwxGSxjQ

    • Vecchiojohn

      I hear Craven’s next film will be called Random Shooting on Fifth Avenue Just Outside Trump Tower.

      • Snark Tank, Bad Hombre

        If he’s going to come back from the dead to do a movie, I hope it’s better than that! Then again, I’d take it over another “Scream” sequel.

  • limberrat

    I think Matt Forney might be doing something unspeakable in his bunk with a Trump picture. Also, is it just me or does he look like a Pakled reject?

    • FauxAntocles

      America doesn’t go. Mr. Trump will fix it for us.

  • TJ Barke

    So to alt righters women should just be brood sows? How quaint…

    • limberrat

      Thats what a lot of racists think of their women anyway.

      • Ezio

        Am I the only one disturbed by how they always use terms like “our women” even though the only thing they share with them is skin colour?

  • Jennaratrix

    I’m about as likely to have a sex dream about Matt Forney as I am about (ew, gross) Trump. Let me bottom-line that for you, Matt – that means not at all likely. The last one was about Wilmer Valderrama.* And you, sir, are no Wilmer Valderrama.

    *Totally true. Sorry if TMI.

    • FauxAntocles

      He is better looking now that he’s matured*.

      *Writer is heterosexual. Honest.

      • Jennaratrix

        Dude, you do not have to be a woman or a gay man to appreciate male beauty. He’s a babe. Maybe a little short (I’m nearly 6′ tall), but since I’m never actually going to meet/date/sex him, that doesn’t matter.

        • Gayer Than Thou

          He could totally get it.

          • The Wanderer

            (appraising look) Hmm.

        • FauxAntocles

          It’s one of those insecurities that virtually beaten into the male psyche in our culture. I can’t even imagine what gay kids go through.

          • Jennaratrix

            I get it, it’s like women apologizing when we speak up at a meeting or disagree with a man. It’s hard to break those habits.

    • Ms Redgyal if You’re Nasty

      No. Reference Demi Lovato.

  • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

    I’m sorry, I can’t get over the photo. His head looks like it has two massive dents in it. I wonder if that causes the sort of “thinking” he’s engaged in?

    • The Wanderer

      I think that’s called a cab-forward design. Looks like he has two heads, a smaller one mounted above and in front of the other.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Who says phrenology is a dead art?

      • Bad Hombre Ron

        I knew you were going to say that. It shows in your organ of spirituality.

      • hendenburg2

        I don’t know about phrenology, but as someone who studied forensic anthropology for bit in college, it sure does look like the coronal suture between the frontal and parietal bones is misshapen.

        Or, in words he would understand: “that boy ain’t quite right…”

    • willi0000000

      what causes that? . . . usually it’s repeated application of a baseball bat.

      ETA: thanks GTT . . . retrophrenology!

    • NasteyeGrex
  • memzilla

    In my umpty-ump years on this mommyblog, I have never been so sure that absolutely none of the Wonketariat is headed for their bunk right now.

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      Nope, they’re all heading for the head. Better than ipecac.

    • Candy Apple

      If I’m going to head to my bunk, it’s going to be for Alexander Skarsgard.

      • mml1996

        Matt Bomer.

        • hendenburg2

          Bomer + Trudeau, anyone?

          • mml1996

            Bomer + Trudeau + NPH + (god I could go all day long)

          • hendenburg2

            I was home from college one summer, and a friend of mine who I had a crush on came down and stayed with us while she was working Comic Con. The night she got in was the White Collar season premiere, and it opened with a shirtless Matt Bomer a la Daniel Craig in Casino Royale. Needless to say, listening to both mom and crush fawn over him was a bit awkward.

            And still, to this day, she never gives me credit for telling her about that show.

          • mml1996

            Hehehehehehehe – that is how I found about him too…

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I said “bunkER.”

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Bunker? I barely know her!

  • beavertank

    A fascist, an MRA idiot, AND a “pickup artist”?

    I’m amazed he hasn’t added his award for “world’s saddest most pathetic human being” to the list yet.

    • FauxAntocles

      Forgets to mention his setup in Mom’s basement is super awesome…

    • Candy Apple

      The Venn Diagram for those three things is basically a circle.

  • bubbuhh

    Good News! Forney won’t be fathering any of those babies cuz shaped like a fat Dilbert AND he got an undercover pash for Milo.
    https://twitter.com/basedmattforney/status/790748143134642176

    • Ms Redgyal if You’re Nasty

      Does that say straight WHILE male???

      • The Wanderer

        Yes, it does. Implying that the straight wasn’t male afterward.

        • Ms Redgyal if You’re Nasty

          OK? I think I’m officially too old and too Catholic now. That just went over my head.

        • bubbuhh

          His pants place does seem to be a little tight tho.

        • mml1996

          I’m more concerned with the guy at the back…

          • bubbuhh

            He just lookin….and thinkin…and lookin some more

          • hendenburg2

            good thing you can see his hands…

          • mml1996

            Tbh, I’d be doing that tooz.

      • bubbuhh

        You notices!

        • Ms Redgyal if You’re Nasty

          Well my dyslexia was replacing it with the word white the first three times I read it. Then I realized I was responding to my own bias and read it s-l-o-w-l-y.

  • Shucky Ducky

    There isn’t a woman alive who could say no the raw animal charm: http://theslot.jezebel.com/trump-supporter-he-couldnt-have-groped-anyone-because-1788186288

    Maybe he meant we were supposed to check the crypts for white zombie babbies? Spooky!

    • NasteyeGrex

      Jeezus.

      I believe Donald Trump is one of the handsomest billionaires that’s ever lived

      Looks aside, we’re not even sure he’s a billionaire, and none of that means he can’t be a sex offender.

      • Seek

        Oh come on! 70 yr old fat guy, hubba hubba

  • NastyCatsVote

    True story: I was having a sexxx dream about Obama, but as it got to the part where the p was about to go in the v, I pushed him away and yelled “Michelle is going to hunt me down and kill me!”. I can’t even have fun in my dreams, y’all.

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      I could totally see First Lady Michelle doing that. But if she had to kill every woman who had a dream like that, her Kill Count would be higher than Hillary’s.

  • Ezio

    So basically he thinks Princess Leia is in love with Jabba the hutt?

    • The Wanderer

      If Leia was into WAM and vore, yeah.

      • Mezzaluna

        I don’t want to look those things up, do I?

        • Bad Hombre Ron

          No. No, you do not.

        • The Wanderer

          WAM stands for Wet And Messy. Mud wrestling’s an example. The other, vorarephilia, is deriving sexual gratification from the feeling of being consumed. That’s mainly something you see in fantasy porn stories.

          • Mezzaluna

            Thank you, I think.

          • Does vomiting on yourself count as wet and messy? Because I think I may.

          • The Wanderer

            That would be emetophilia, or a “Roman Shower.”

          • So, not wet and messy… But, the RO-mans?!? HA! What have the Romans EVER done for us?

    • limberrat

      Well have you read his fanfic on that very subject that he co-wrote with Trump? Very classy stuff!

  • Candy Apple

    Gross, no. If anything, Donald J. Trump is slowly but surely making me asexual.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Co-opting that iconic Cash T is a Felony. With a capital F. For Fuck You Forney!

    • Arolpin

      Thank you! At my kids’ cub scout meeting last night the boys were learning about the flag, flag care, folding the flag, etc. The troop leader played Johnny Cash’s ‘Ragged Old Flag’ for the kids, and asked them to think about what he was saying. The kids quickly realized that it’s the ideas that the flag stand for, not the flag itself, and that the flag is ragged because America isn’t perfect, but the ideal is still there. Pretty damn perceptive for a bunch of 10-year-old boys. And now we have this mouth-breathing, Drumpf-fellating, Hitlerian assmunch putting a shit-stain like Drumpf on an iconic picture of Johnny Cash? Fuck this guy with a rusty bucket of votes.

      I really want to know in what universe someone like Johnny Cash would want to associate with Orange ShitGibbon. He’s JOHNNY FUCKING CASH, not Wayne Newton or Lawrence Welk or Pat Boone. He’s the guy who actually was a working man, and wrote about the working man, and about how all the Drumpfs of his time screwed the working man. Maybe if a ballot box of votes fell on him from a transcontinental airplane he might get a clue. Such anger, so rage!

      • Captain Kraut

        May he feel a ring of fire on his butt for the rest of his many, many days for that sacrilege.

  • Paperless Tiger

    I had a sex dream about Trump. He tried to fuck everybody, but most of them said, “Aw, hell no!” It was a lot like the election.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Can we at least agree that Forney is not a 10?

    • Lark_in_the_AM

      Decimal point should be one to the left.

      • NasteyeGrex

        Two.

    • Snark Tank, Bad Hombre

      I am NOT going down this rabbit hole again.

      • Lefty Frizzell

        C’mon, man – roll with the gag – that’s why it’s funny…

  • Gayer Than Thou

    I am renowned for my poor taste in right-wing men – Open Carry Hottie, Paul Ryan, that roid-ragey congresscritter from Staten Island, that other one I can’t even remember who he is – so I feel that I speak with some authority when I say that it is highly unlikely that any appreciable number of white women are having sex dreams about Trump. And if they are, they’re the kind of sex dream where it’s you, your grandmother who passed away last year, and the skeevy guy from accounting and you wake up wondering what the hell is wrong with you.

    • mml1996

      I think all of us would fantasize Schock right up to the point where he speaks… Then it goes downhill..

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Grimm! Forgot about him! And his greatest claim to fame is that Melissa McC played him on SNL. Did he do time for his election finance shenanigans or threatening to throw that dude off the balcony?

    • Cranky Man

      Have you been prescribed soma? Cuz’ that sounds like a soma dream.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Which roid-ragey congresscritter from Staten Island? The drunk driver one with the two families or FBI felon guy?

  • The Wanderer

    ” . . . in my experience though . . . ”

    I don’t think this guy’s been laid (outside of hookers or rent boys) since Y2K.

    • willi0000000

      i’d have said “ever” . . . but whatever.

    • PubOption

      No Forneycation.

  • limberrat

    Trump and his supporters are doing a great job ruining sex for me.

  • Ms Redgyal if You’re Nasty

    You must have PTSD from visiting those sites. But I’m glad you do so I don’t have to.

  • Antonin Dvorak

    That shirt is an affront to Johnny Cash.

    • The Wanderer

      Agreed!

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Fucking disgraceful disrespect to the man in black, the voice of the dispossessed, the man with the voice like silken thunder.

      Hang your head in shame, Forney, you ignorant little fucker.

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      Damn straight.

    • aureolaborealis
    • SecludedCompound

      They literally think Trump is carrying on the punk rock tradition. Having been a punk rocker when these fuckheads were shitting their diapers, I can attest that no, no he is not.

      • Arolpin

        I would love to get Drumpf in a pit. And I wouldn’t pick him up when he fell either.

  • Royal Ugly Hombre
    • The Wanderer

      Kryten libel.

      • TJ Barke

        Smeegheed.

  • CatDog

    There is only one thing I find more impossible to believe than the Being-John-Malkovich premise that this guy’s ‘experience’ extends to other people’s dreams, and that is that he has ever ‘picked up’ a single conscious, breathing entity of any gender or species.

  • Pickle Truther (AntiDerpomeme)

    I find this story impossible to fap to.

    • CatDog

      it had to happen eventually!

      • mml1996

        Need counterbalance..

        • CatDog

          there is nothing in this world with enough sexual gravity to do it. Abandon all sex hope, ye who have read this article!

          • mml1996

            Maybe a Bomer, a Tom Daley or a Hayes…

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Both sides don’t do it!

  • “Just like all the women who have probably told him about how they secretly masturbate to “All In The Family” — you know, because if there is anything that turns us on, it is 70-year-old bigots. OOH YEAH BABY, tell me more about how hard it is… being a white heterosexual man in this day and age.”

    Vile, nasty snark. This is why we love Robyn.

    • Ezio

      “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

    • Arolpin

      How about wanking to Sally Struthers? Or Rob Reiner?

  • Ezio

    Funny, every single “white” woman I know doesn’t even like Donald Trump. And yes that includes my Italian grandma who lived thru WW2 and says Trump reminds her of a certain dictator.

  • bubbuhh

    Even more creepier
    Documents show AT&T secretly sells customer data to law enforcement Cuz that what the customers want

    https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/oct/25/att-secretly-sells-customer-data-law-enforcement-hemisphere

    • Joe Beese

      It was one thing when they were selling us out to the government under threat of sanctions.

      Leave it to these fuckers to make it a profit center.

      • Arolpin

        GOD DAMMIT! I’m going to have to AGAIN defend Joe Fucking Naccio, who is a shithead of epic dimensions, but at least he told the Feds to bring a warrant if they wanted Qwest to spy on customers. Then he was convicted of insider trading, because his defense that he sold his stock expecting the stock price to RISE because of all the government contracts that were supposed to arrive would improve the bottom line, but because he told the NSA to pound sand, they pulled the contracts, Qwest revenue dropped, earnings dropped more, and the stock tanked.
        I despised the guy when I worked at Qwest, and was sure that it was all bullshit at his trial, but it was true, he did tell the NSA to pound sand, they did pull the contracts, and the stock tanked because of it.
        This and fucking John Ashcroft refusing to sign off on illegal and unconstitutional Bush requests while being wheeled into surgery are the two examples where I will bite my tongue and loudly defend people who I personally despise, because they did the right thing.
        The part that really pisses me off is that Naccio only ran Qwest because the AT&T board made it clear that he would never be CEO of AT&T, even though he was the next in line, because he was too much of a cowboy. Maybe if they put the cowboy in charge, the NSA would have had to get a god damn warrant!

  • Poly_Ester

    “in my experience” sounds like he is generalizing from no examples.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Nobody can accuse him of oversampling!

  • TheDogAteMyVote

    I dreamt last night that I was running my fingers through Donald’s thick, luxurious hair..only to wake up petting my dog’s butt.

    • Captain Kraut

      You must’ve felt sooo relieved!

  • Joe Beese

    “Thanks” to 50 Shades of Gray, there is now an entire sub-genre of “kinky billionaire” romance/erotica fiction. It seems to be popular.

    The billionaires in these stories do not look like Donald Trump.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      They look more like Fabio in his prime?

  • O/T but I just heard that Trump has stopped major fund raising. No shit.

    • From WaPo:

      Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has effectively shut down his high-dollar fundraising operation for the rest of the campaign, a highly unusual move that deals another serious blow to the GOP’s effort to finance its get-out-the-vote operation before Election Day.

      Steven Mnuchin, Trump’s national finance chairman, said in an interview with The Washington Post on Tuesday that Trump Victory, a joint fundraising committee between the party and the campaign, held its last formal fundraiser on Oct. 19. The luncheon was in Las Vegas on the day of the final presidential debate.

      “We’ve kind of wound down,” Mnuchin said. “But the online fundraising continues to be strong.”

      • willi0000000

        translation: they’re out of rich suckers . . . now down to just poor suckers.

        • YoNastyBunny

          Ding! Ding! Ding!

        • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

          Out of rich American suckers. Seems they’ve moved their fundraising effort overseas.

      • JMP

        There have been a bunch of Trump fundraisers cancelled due to lack of interest over the past few weeks, so that’s not as surprising as it should be. Also, HA HA!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Easy to do when the major donors are all saying “um, we think not, Donald, you’re a loser.”

      • YoNastyBunny

        Awwwww. Poor Donald rejected by the real billionaires. Sad.

        Isn’t it high irony that if Apprentice contestants didn’t raise money good, they were pathetic losers and YOU’RE FIRED!!! Bwahahahaha!!

    • Clyde Barrow

      When you have Putin and Russian energy giants like Gazprom financing your campaign, who needs Ma & Pa Kettle’s measly donation?

    • Bad Hombre Ron

      Somebody must have noticed that he’s been looting the account.

      • That was my thought…. that they must’ve reached a threshold in the amount of money that could be taken in and dispersed into dubious accounts.

  • YetAnotherRebecca

    As a 31 year old straight white woman let me just say….ewwww…

    And also second the Johnny Cash shirt libelz that was mentioned a few comments below. My late husband used to wear the real Cash version out all the time while working as a karaoke DJ, so seeing a version being worn by that creepy asshole makes me feel slightly queesy

  • Mezzaluna

    I thought liberals never breed because we are always down at the Abortionplex as soon as we’re done with the sexy times

    • Yeah, but the lines are SO long, and they always run out of FoetusChips(tm) before I make it in…

      • Candy Apple

        That’s why I only go there on drive-thru pizza day!

      • mml1996

        Since they started handing out free Baby Spiced Lattes, too – yum!

      • Mezzaluna

        Next time, try the Snowflake Embryo cookies. You’ll be glad you did.

      • Nastyinencinitas

        You just reminded me that I need to pick up a box of Placenta Helper on the way home. The kids love it and it only takes 30 minutes to make!

    • Clyde Barrow

      Is Abortionplex™ competing with Planned Parenthood to be the LensCrafters of abortion? Hail the free market!

  • TJ Barke

    I know phrenology is a discredited science, but I feel that it could tell us a lot about this guy. Notice how misshapen his forehead is…

  • Well, I did have a dream that Donald Trump kept trying to talk me into giving him $500 to have sex with a young Asian woman who looked less than willing and I kept telling him to fuck off and just felt like I needed a Silkwood shower when I woke up that morning.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    This election is bringing all the shitderp crawling out of the woodwork.

  • Melinda Piette

    For a second I thought that was Joe the Plumber

    • whitroth

      I don’t think *anyone* wants him plumbing their depths, or even their shallows.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Oh, sweetie. It looks like those forceps really did a number on your frontal lobe all those years ago. Life must have been tough for you.

    • Peter Witting

      I noticed that as well, also, too….Very odd.

  • JMP

    Has creepy dude somehow not looked at Trump and failed to notice what a hideously ugly wrinkly old man with a completely unnatural skin color he is? And that’s his awful appearance, before you get that hideous voice and constant shouting which is again the opposite of sexy.

    • Candy Apple

      If Trump looked like Kiefer Sutherland (OMG, those EYELASHES!), I STILL wouldn’t sex him up, not even with a broom handle from six feet away, because his personality is fucking repulsive.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        There was a think piece in Jezebel about whether writers would do Trump if he looked like Jason Momoa.* Everyone pretty much decided it was Sophie’s Choice.

        *who I did not know is rebooting The Crow

        • Thiazin Red

          I don’t get the constant proposed reboots of The Crow. It didn’t do especially well is there really that much of a desire for more of it?

          • Carpe Vagenda

            Well, the first two Hulk movies were kind of awful, and I thought he was the best thing about the Avengers.

  • whitroth

    “In his experience… with white women”? Does he mean the ones he meets on the street and gives money to? Most I know wouldn’t let him in their doors…..

    • MizzMazz

      And by experience he means none. With any women.

    • bubbuhh

      He don’t pay for it. He gotz his special friend, the PC.

    • willi0000000

      he thinks his large collection of Fleshlights™ are white women.

      [ don’t anybody tell him ]

    • He talks with them all the time on Ashley Madison. Sure, they keep repeating the same phrases over and over again, but it does TOO count as human interaction!

  • Clyde Barrow

    I thought this guy was in Club Fed for getting drunk on Coors and invading a wildlife sanctuary. Or am I just confused because all these alt-right numbnuts look the same….plump, bald, goatee, and a look on his face like he’s been constipated since Spring.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    MRA thinks that heterosexual sex involves a woman fantasizing about someone other than the red pill grunting on top of her, and that person has enough money to pay the bills (even if he chooses not to).

    Shocker.

  • CatDog

    This is quite edifying, as it is helping me to decipher the codes of modern life. For example, I now know that ‘pickup artist’ means “this fuck is such an unfuckable deluded perma-virgin fuck that he has to rufie himself before he jerks off to the picture of Donald Trump’s head on Johnny Cash’s body on his own t shirt”. In my experience, that is.

    • mml1996

      MRAs are immediately quite unfuckable.

    • Ezio

      Wait until you learn what “wing man” means.

      • Bad Hombre Ron

        I’ve always been a leg man. Dark meat is much juicier.

        • Ezio

          Touche

        • “We gotta whole lotta leg over here, Michael!” Big Bill Broonzy

        • The Bird in a Red Pantsuit

          Really? Huh?

    • MizzMazz

      That shirt is foul. Johnny would kick his ass.

      • Lefty Frizzell

        Been a lot of comments here about that. Good to see the great man still has a place in the collective heart!

        • MizzMazz

          Heh, when I worked in a shop, we had Johnny on heavy rotation as our background music, and one young lady said to her friend, “Oh, listen, it’s that guy from that movie.” You could hear a pin drop. You just don’t fuck with Johnny Cash.

        • grindstone

          We had a father/son contractor team in our house working, so I turned the CD player (it was years ago, stop it) on to give them some background, and just put whatever was in there on random. Turned out to be Green Day and Johnny Cash. 1. That combination goes surprisingly well. 2. The son wanted to know “who that was singing?” and became a Cash fan that day.

  • TheDogAteMyVote

    True confession – I had a dream the night before the first debate about Trump’s tax return. Yeah. I’m that big of an accounting dork and this election cannot be over soon enough for me.

  • Daisy

    OT: Anyone who really wants to see the season premiere of TWD can catch it for free on AMC’s website, for a limited time.

    • Joe Beese

      Decide carefully.

      • Snark Tank, Bad Hombre

        Eeny, meeny….

    • Thiazin Red

      I haven’t watched in a few seasons, is Rick still the worst?

      • starkitty

        Depends who you ask. Me, I was only bothered a couple times with Rick, though I could be repressing. It was Lori and Andrea that got to me. More recently Morgan’s ridiculous no kill humans policy. *eye roll*

        • Thiazin Red

          I honestly felt bad for Andrea. She was the only one who called the group on the sexism. And things could have been different if Michonne had just fucking told her what she saw instead of being secretive about it.

          • starkitty

            Oh, Andrea had possibilities. In the books she rocked and still does(still alive, romantically involved with Rick). But something horrible happened translating her character to screen. Basically the writers failed her..and annoyed the shit out of the rest of us. It was very disapointing.

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        You evidently didn’t last long enough to see Carl’s screen time increase. That was it for me.

    • starkitty

      OMG, that’s hilarious. They really know they pissed the fan base off, don’t they? I’ve read the review at AV club, but still haven’t watched my copy yet. I can only hope they don’t drag the Negan arc out or I might actually quit.

  • Candy Apple

    After reading these comments, I’m counting myself fortunate that I haven’t dreamed about Trump, at all. I may be transfixed by this shitshow election, but luckily, my subconscious is all, “Trump who…?”

    • Nastyinencinitas

      I had a dream about Hillary a couple of nights ago. She hugged me and we walked and talked and she was so nice. SHE LIKES ME BEST.

      • Candy Apple

        I’m jealous.

      • mml1996

        You’re lucky. I had a nightmare that I was screaming incessantly as Donald Trump started going larger in my eyes.

        • Nastyinencinitas

          Ooh. Bad. Do. Not. Want.

        • Nockular cavity

          Now, you know that’s your imagination. Little Trump can never grow large.

      • TheDogAteMyVote

        Huma!

    • TheDogAteMyVote

      This will give embed itself in your subconscious…..http://i.imgur.com/0DO1DwA.gif

      • Candy Apple

        That wasn’t very nice of you. :(

      • Objectifer

        Lady and the Trump? Do not want.

      • Bad Hombre Ron

        Dammit, I used to fantasise that I was Tramp, and you’ve spoiled it forever!

  • Lefty Frizzell

    All these dudes think Trump is going to alpha for them.

    1) No he isn’t. Just look at him.
    2) If somebody else is doing it for you – it’s not alpha

  • Snark Tank, Bad Hombre

    This douchenozzle does realize that dreaming can’t make you pregnant, right? Or was his “birds and bees” talk with daddy really that misleading?

    • Oily Messiah

      He probably plays well with the “legitimate rape” crowd.

    • Ezio

      This guy probably thinks that Trump will make all women swoon over angry, middle aged white guys who look like him.

      • Oily Messiah

        Or he’ll be able to grab the pushy without repercussions.

    • Dreaming is the closest he’s ever come to having the opportunity, that’s why he puts a condom on every night before bed!

  • Bad Hombre Ron

    Now, now, Matt, just because YOUR fantasies involve Donald Trump wining and dining you, cuddling close as you watch a romantic movie together, then talking you to the very top of Trump Tower and… I’m sorry, I can’t do this any more, my brain is threatening to move out and take the rest of my internal organs with it.

  • Indiepalin

    Where the white women at?

    • Anna Rompage

      Certainly not hanging around with this gas bag….

  • Anna Rompage

    Jesus christ, his forehead looks like that of a sperm whale….

    • Bad Hombre Ron

      Minus the sperm.

  • Mavenmaven

    Dude was probably wanking off to those Melania pictures

  • Scooby

    I think this guy has confused sex with taking a shit.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    I do believe it would suit us well to use a term other than Alt Right for these guys, but I’m not sure I can find one that encompasses all of their hatred. Maybe the German language has one…

    • Ezio

      I think blöd also fits well here.

    • TJ Barke

      The TrumpenSS.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      The original America Firsters called them the bund, didn’t they?

      • Lefty Frizzell

        They’re getting the bund back together.

    • clubseal

      Der Habenkeinefrauen?

    • The Wanderer

      The Hawaiian disease, Lakkanuki?

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    OT: When I voted today, here in NM, I asked if I needed any ID, and it being a small town and NM and everything, the voter person said, I know you you don;t need an ID.

    • Did you ask if all your invisible friends needed ID too?

    • thixotropic jerk

      I hope you did the right thing and voted two or three times then! LIEBRUL VOTER FRAUDING IS RAMPANANT!11!!!!

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    Trump is an omega male. And the omega and the male might be questionable.

  • limberrat
    • Jennaratrix

      Fucking Missouri. If only Mr. Jennaratrix and I could single (double?) handedly turn it blue.

      • mml1996

        Just vote for Jason Kander!

        • Jennaratrix

          OHMYGOD if I get one more mailer telling me how sucky Kander is from the 18 kerjillion GOP super PACs in this fuckhole of a state…

          And yes, I’m planning to.

      • TJ Barke

        My great uncle lives in Missouri and he’s definitely not a trump voter.

        • Jennaratrix

          I think it’s less red than most people think, especially around KC and St. Louis; but there are a LOT of rural areas that are definitely Trump territory.

      • mancityhombres

        Try Kansas. I don’t even have the luxury of living in a blue county anymore.

        • Jennaratrix

          I live close enough, and work there. No thanks. Oh, and I’m sorry. ;(

    • TheDogAteMyVote

      16 months of indigestion and night terrors just for the sake of the media making a few bazillion bucks. I can hardly wait to see the reality tv show that is the 2020 election cycle starring Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, Amarosa, Gary Busey, Billy Bush and Meatloaf.

      • MizzMazz

        Will Ted Nugent be dead or in jail this time? Please?

        • Jonny On Maui

          Yes.

          • mancityhombres

            Tease!

          • MizzMazz

            Goody >:)

  • bubbuhh

    TrumpTumors is a thing, I think. Don’t stare at the hair or the hands!

  • Jen B_VA

    There is something; hey women, tell your men that Hillz better win or they are never getting nookie again.
    See how many more red states we can capture :D

    • bubbuhh

      Red State men do a lot of Computer “Dating.”

      • Jen B_VA

        By computer do you mean porn sites and by dating do you mean single handedly waxing the dolphin?
        Because then I could see it.

        Also, lolz, did this guy just admit that all the women in his experience fantasize about someone else?

        • Bad Hombre Ron

          Wouldn’t you?

        • Señor Bad Hombre

          Silly Jen, blow up dolls can’t fantasize.

        • The Wanderer

          His hand fell asleep. The height of rejection.

      • mml1996

        Somehow, I’d think Computers would reject them too…

        • clubseal

          404: Love Not Found.

      • Objectifer

        Backpage is not “dating”.

      • mancityhombres

        “I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave.”

      • Blacktop Cadence

        At least my lack of love life these days is a combination of estrogen wang and how complicated my life is.

        These guys are just losers.

    • Shan the Nasty Libtart

      Well, then, who are we supposed to have sex with?

      • Jen B_VA

        We had this discussion on the plastic penis’ before, right?

        I just thought of something; this dork is DESPERATE for some woman to want to actually fuck Trump, and not for his money, because it means maybe he has a chance ^.^

        • Shan the Nasty Libtart

          We had this discussion on the plastic penis’ before, right?

          Yeah, but…enh.

          I just thought of something; this dork is DESPERATE for some woman to want to actually fuck Trump, and not for his money, because it means maybe he has a chance ^.^

          Well, if he weren’t such a pissy-pantsed creep, he’d have much better chances.

      • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

        *polishes hooves, brushes mane, checks teeth for stray blades of grass*

      • Señor Bad Hombre

        I can offer a few suggestions. Film it and I will send you three Ameros. :-P

    • mancityhombres

      And most of the Kansas men say, “Nah.” while the sheep look wary.

  • limberrat
    • Jen B_VA

      Such a revenge monkey XD

      Edit: Of course at this point, the GOP might be going YAY!!!!

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Right. He decided not to campaign with them. Sure.

      • Jen B_VA

        He decided to quit the apprentice. Too. Also. His idea

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Miss Universe, also too.

          • Jen B_VA

            Univision. They were lame. TOTES his idea to dump them.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            They’re gonna pay to build the dressing rooms, believe me.

    • starkitty

      He mad?

    • Clyde Barrow

      And the ‘Trump: Pyrrhic Victory Tour 2016’ continues at breakneck pace!

      • SmokinGood

        Pyrrhus libel!

        He won. I would have accepted Agincourt, Little Big Horn, or the Russian Campaign as metaphors. Also too, the War of Southern Treason.

    • bubbuhh

      At this point Trump is collecting the money he plans to keep after the election.

      • Bad Hombre Ron

        That point being April of last year.

    • “But the online fundraising continues to be strong.”, said Mnuchin, adding “because we keep charging anyone who has given us their banking information in perpetuity, that will keep up for years after the election!”

  • starkitty

    “However, if the majority of white women were going to bed at night and dreaming sexy dreams about Donald Trump, I
    would have to imagine he’d be doing a bit better in the polls than he currently is.”

    Especially with women, right?

    Maybe Mr. Foley is feeling his oats after bumping shoulders with the new MRA darling Cassie Jaye of “The Red Pill”, a “documentary” so bad it’s not even being torrented.

  • MizzMazz

    The sexiest dream I had was a couple of nights ago, and it was with Lin Manuel Miranda, after watching the Hamilton doc on PBS, and we were just…talking. Smart talented men are the sexiest, and being an incredible musician always helps in my book.

    I know Trump can’t sing, and I don’t think he can play anything but the fool.

    • rosenbomb

      Yummmm. I want to have a dream where Daveed Diggs sings to me in a French accent

      • MizzMazz

        Oh, man, the whole cast is so pretty, sexy, smart, and I wish I could have seen that show so hard.

    • I’ve been playing drums for 26 years now… Just putting that out there… :P

      • MizzMazz

        Then you are a better drummer than I am. I just play the bhodran, and am fooling around with a sexy djembe right now. :D

        • I’m thinking that I need to pick up a cajone, as I’m getting dragged to a bunch of acoustic open mics and playing them without practice is murder on my hands!

    • Shan the Nasty Libtart

      The last dream I remember having was about when I received my special spy cell phone. It came floating down a stream, ringing the special ring-tone that activated sleeper spies, and that was ME so I picked it up out of the water! IT WAS MY TURN FINALLY! I was so excited to get my brand new spy phone so I could wait for my brand new spy messages!!!

  • Blacktop Cadence

    Ew, what happened to his head? It looks dented on both sides.

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      Forceps squeezed a bit too hard on exit?

    • Jeffocaster in the desert

      horn removal

      • Blacktop Cadence

        I’m going with either this or an evolutionary trait to benefit him sticking his head up his own ass easier.

    • Courser

      I was thinking it looks like a smooth Klingon forehead, which is a horrible insult to a Klingon, if I recall.

      • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

        Hab SoSlI’ Quch! (Your mother has a smooth forehead!)

        • The Wanderer

          Ouch.

        • I Am Helpy

          I dunno if that’s real or not, but either way I’m equally impressed & dismayed.

  • Clyde Barrow

    I have the impression that Matt Forney has been a yuuuge disappointment on the nights he has actually convinced a female to shag with him. Now he’s projecting about sex dreams with Trump. Freud would probably suggest a correlation between the size of Trump’s hands and Forney’s manhood is really disturbing poor Matt to the core.

    • Jennaratrix

      Assumes facts not in evidence – that he’s ever convinced a female to shag with him.

      • Clyde Barrow

        Touché. However he could be a proud owner of Bill Cosby’s dating handbook…

        • Jennaratrix

          His binder full of roofied women? Maybe.

    • YoNastyBunny

      “That usually doesn’t happen so fast.”
      ~M. Forney

  • anon_the_great

    The filthy little bastard is telling us what he thought about while humping his FFA project.

    • The Wanderer

      He looks like the kind of person who’d try stump-training.

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        Got too aggressive and got his head stuck in the fence, I guess.

  • Anna Rompage

    Oh Matt honey, those aren’t sexy dreams, but rather the most horrific nightmares a woman might have… I mean aside from having Rudy Ghouliani sitting on the side of the bed and watching the whole thing go down…

    • Blacktop Cadence

      Oh god, there’s my nightmare tonight. Thanks.

    • MizzMazz

      Vomit.

    • Jonny On Maui

      Not just women. The thought of drumpf in action and your addition is a true boner killer.

      • Anna Rompage
        • Arolpin

          Damn, that opening reminds me of Big Chief’s “Mack Avenue Skull Game” opening. That’s a band that should have made it big, but never went anywhere.

    • mml1996

      I can’t supplant the image of Ghouliani off my head

    • CatDog

      oh god no. send in the clowns, anything but that!

    • Rags

      And you had to say go down….

  • Jo Lello

    I think my uterus just shriveled up and died.

  • clubseal

    This guy objectively looks like a total douche bag.
    Like, you see him on the street without knowing anything about him, and you just know he’s an asshole.

  • BRB. I think my eyes are bleeding

  • Joe Beese
    • Lefty Frizzell

      What’s Odo doing there at the back?

      • Blacktop Cadence

        That’s his “Quark…” face.

      • MizzMazz

        Maybe it’s just time for him to go back into his bucket.

      • mancityhombres

        I’ll tell you this, he needs to stop sucking on those damn lemons.

      • Blacktop Cadence

        God, I love this group. I mean a DS9 joke in the middle of a discussion about a creepy alt-right guy on a post making fun of Trumps kids? Bravo.

      • YoNastyBunny

        Do you think his lower jaw is detachable???

      • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

        Oh, my God I CAN’T UNSEE IT!

    • limberrat

      Such a “natural” picture there.

    • Objectifer

      A couple foul spawn seem to be missing.

      • Ezio

        We should alert the Fat Controller at once.

    • Anna Rompage

      Is another persons idea of 3 kids brought up in a incredibly dysfunctional home….

    • Señor Bad Hombre

      I am not sexually attracted to anyone one of those androids.

    • Ezio
    • Clyde Barrow

      Who photoshopped out their SS neck tattoos and the Nazi flag from the background?

    • bubbuhh

      Children of the Cornchips

    • vivian

      Why is it out of focus? Was the photographer laughing too hard to get a clean shot?

      • Objectifer

        Soft focus is classy.

      • Señor Bad Hombre

        Bob Guccioni effect. With Trump brand Crisco.

    • CatDog

      In my experience, I know exactly what unguent the two minor male Trumpettes use to slick back their hair for that oh so perfect feeding baby velociraptor look. Fairly sure it is provided free of charge by the MRA community.

      • thixotropic jerk

        There’s Something About Mary Libel!!!

    • The Wanderer

      Casting pic from the GATTACA reboot?

      • Doug Langley

        More like the X-Files remake.

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      “Okay, just one more…can you guys look more, how can I put this…lifelike? Because I’m really not getting any sort of “human” vibe off you right now. And Eric? Can you try to make your mouth look less like a sphincter, dear? Because right now it looks like what I see when my cat is walking away from me. Okay, let’s try that…*shutter clicking* Okay, well, if that’s the best you can do…we’ll just go with the first one. *sotto voce* That was a complete waste of five hours. The fucking check had better clear…

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      Eric was really upset that they wouldn’t let him wear Uncle Reinhard’s old uniform.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ebd43416b5c247970c22b246f987ab919e2c5870781fdeff2204c8f28be23ad3.jpg

  • bubbuhh

    Nasty Woman vs. the Alt-Right

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anmAvGrgzgQ

  • CatDog

    seems like a good time for a quick nostalgia fix, assuming one can survive the sheer accumulated irresistible magnetic SEX POWER of these master pickup artists, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YkWvIkED0s

  • I Am Helpy

    So I don’t believe that Trump is ACTUALLY a Democratic plant, but I got to admit that – unlike almost every other conspiracy theory – there’s some fairly compelling circumstantial evidence:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/10/25/trump-halts-big-money-fundraising-cutting-off-cash-to-the-party/

  • georgiaburning

    Let him be a lesson to all of you on the dangers of Miller Lite.

  • Crank Tango

    You can pretty much bank on bald dudes with goatees being no good.
    #science

    • Joe Beese
    • Shan the Nasty Libtart

      Wait, what? You are SERIOUSLY LIMITING MY OPTIONS

      • Señor Bad Hombre

        The goatee has been out for about a decade, now the stubble beard is in fashion, along with the Civil War beard.

        • mml1996

          Dating/Boinking with a skinhead with a goatee is almost the textbook definition of a bad decision.

          • mancityhombres

            Ok, maybe eventually. But I like to think I was the exception to the rule.

          • mml1996

            Unless the sex is good. Maybe in that case, you cover the guy’s head with a napkin

          • mancityhombres

            Ha! I don’t have any napkins!
            Oh, wait
            Dammit, foil again?

          • mml1996

            Foil, pillow, anaesthesia – anything that’ll reduce the stink factor…

          • mancityhombres

            Get out of my apartment!

          • mml1996

            OKAY OKAY!

        • mancityhombres

          *grows goatee*

          • Shan the Nasty Libtart

            What, are you like a Chia pet?

          • mancityhombres

            I shaved last night, I only feel about a 120 grit.

        • Shan the Nasty Libtart

          Oh, okay. I like stubble beards as long as they’re not scratchy.

      • Crank Tango

        It’s like some kind of uniform, I dunno what it is.

    • Doug Langley

      What next? You’re going to tell us Deep Space 9 was NOT your favorite Trek show??

    • Arolpin

      Probably a good thing that I shaved my goatee many years ago then. (It went about 6 months after I shaved my head. A red goatee worked with bright blue hair. It just looked weird as a bald guy, and this was before the fucking douchebros started the goatee thing.)

  • mml1996

    A little bit of a mental cleanser – my dog won’t leave me alone?!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fa99c7b6e33367d478374c58d8f8a8d102682993c146bf5af05385432858cc8e.jpg

  • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

    This uberdouche has no idea what women dream about, he has never actually spoken to one without having to give a credit card number.

    Also too, nasty shitlib ladies have the sex because they like it, not just to breed.

    • Growing up in NorCal we learned that sex was for fun, not for babby making.

    • YoNastyBunny

      Even if the lady-persons were sexing for breeding persons, I don’t think he’s DNA makes the cut…

  • Nasty Astraea

    This is not a feel good post. This is more like a bad touch post.

  • thixotropic jerk

    I accompanied my friend to where she was getting lunch yesterday and even though it was a block away we drove there because it was “raining” and because it’s southern California. Anyway, on the way back to work we drove by a pop up booth in the parking lot that was set up by a group of “Women For Trump” supporters. It had magically appeared out of nowhere in less than 10 minutes. This inspired the most vitriolic/hilarious ranting from my friend and I we could barely see straight. Fortunately we wisely kept driving and did not stop because armageddon. Moral: Matt Forehedny jerks off to a Trump poster and so apparently do a handful of incredibly oblivious white women. The white babby boom he refers to is all the whingy white adult male babbys who will be crying into their hate mugs after Trumph the loser loses!

  • Callyson

    Shitlibs? Is that a grown-up version of Mad Libs?

    • The Wanderer

      Dang, you beat me to it.

    • Ezio

      Doubtful. I don’t think this guy is mature enough for that yet.

    • Barley_Brains

      Slang for colonoscopy prep?

  • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

    OT but not really….

    IF WOMEN WROTE MEN THE WAY MEN WRITE WOMEN.
    https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-women-wrote-men-the-way-men-write-women

    • Joe Beese

      THAT’S NOT FAIR

      • Jonny On Maui

        The truth never is…

    • Carpe Vagenda

      just sent that to my daughter

    • Taco Treg

      “His feet were average-sized, and there was hair on his toes that he should probably take care of before tonight. ”

      *You win the interwebs*

    • mancityhombres

      “…her younger sister, Kika the Maker of Knives.”
      I already know who I wouldn’t upset.

    • Raan

      Isn’t that just Twilight?

  • “In my experience” Your experience as a woman who has dreams, or…?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I don’t see why it would be wrong to emasculate these assholes. They’re never going to use the equipment anyway.

  • Callyson

    in my experience, though

    This is true enough: the dude is speaking in terms of his experience, or lack thereof…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fce450e8982e716d66ab91c6fa455007029b60ce57a9d75b7ab68786132b347d.jpg

    • mml1996

      MRA’s are the most ironical people that I’ve ever met.

      They whine about not getting a woman they deserve while being the EXACT OPPOSITE in terms of what a woman wants…

      I chuckle at the irony and it makes me feel good abour the world for a bit.

    • Crank Tango

      I like how his experience involves women having sex dreams about Trump. If that were my experience, I’d shoot myself.

  • Callyson

    He probably talks to human women like, all the time

    Most often saying something along the lines of “medium well, and I’ll have fries with that.” In fact, I think I read about this guy in the bitter waitress Tumblr…

  • DainBramage

    Matt Forney has a classic case of…
    https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/62373939.jpg

  • thixotropic jerk

    I think somebody had sex with Forehedny’s dented old skull while he was dreaming! Good lord what happened Mattie? Did your wizened old MRA brain wizen some more?

  • Crank Tango
    • SuspectedDemocrat

      I could be a poorly drawn fat guy cartoon?

      • Crank Tango

        Supposedly he joined a Filippino dating site and all the bots, I mean ladies, contacted him a lot.

        • SuspectedDemocrat

          I bet they only charge $10 per email for that hot online action!

          • mml1996

            And another $10 for one weird trick that’ll turn your microscopic weewee into a microscopic treetrunk!

          • hendenburg2

            The best he can hope for is a herpes wart outbreak. That’ll roughly double it in size

          • Crank Tango

            He probably didn’t find out, what with all the negging.

        • Bub the Bad Zombre

          Some of them actually may have been female!

      • hendenburg2

        There’s a Pearls Before Swine joke in there…

    • mancityhombres

      I don’t have the “fed pizza on a beach” kind of money.
      Maybe “Arby’s coupons and a disdainful look” kind of money.

      • Crank Tango

        Yeah I don’t even need to be fed, I can eat my own damn food.

        Just stay by my side and don’t abandon me when I drink all the rum, that’s all I ask.

        • Señor Bad Hombre

          Listen to my stories and offer support when I need it

        • SuspectedDemocrat

          And don’t forget the sunscreen.

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      That isn’t a slice of pizza, it’s a camoflauged megalodon tooth.

  • Callyson
  • yaymccheeks

    When do you suppose Beldar there is heading back to Remulak?

  • nightmoth

    He may as well have stopped right after “in my experience” because we all know he doesn’t have any. Maybe he’s paid a hooker to pretend he’s Trump?

    • Callyson
      • nightmoth

        That’s a customer fantasy that it would be difficult not to giggle through.

    • clubseal

      It sounded better than, “In my experience, sex is just me, my tears and a backlit screen.”

  • CatDog

    MRAs: never in the history of snark, have so few, given so much, to so many. I almost feel like sending Forney a donation …. except not.

  • bubbuhh

    Now This Is a Story
    White House urges ban on non-compete agreements for many workers

    The Obama administration on Tuesday called on U.S. states to ban agreements prohibiting many workers from moving to their employers’ rivals, saying it would lead to a more competitive labor market and faster wage growth.

    The administration said so-called non-compete agreements interfere with worker mobility and states should consider barring companies from requiring low-wage workers and other employees who are not privy to trade secrets or other special circumstances to sign them.

    Vice President Joe Biden in a statement said he had heard from a teacher in Nebraska who was barred from taking a summer job selling pet food to earn extra money. Among others, Biden also mentioned a salesman in Connecticut who was laid off and forced to spend his retirement savings because he was prohibited from accepting other sales jobs.

    The Non-Competes are one of the unholy tripod of bad tools used modern corporations to stunt competition and to keep employees in line. The other two are Non-Disclosure and Mandatory Arbitration (Non-Judis). each of these has a limited utility in business, but there use has expanded like a cancer to hold back growth and keep employees under corporate thumbs. Use of all of them should be severely limited by law.

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/white-house-urges-ban-on-non-compete-agreements-for-many-workers/

    • YoNastyBunny

      Funny how the corporate/bidness interests are all about “competition” until said competition interferes with their bottom line.

    • Jen B_VA

      Let us see the right to work screams decry this one ^.^

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      YES. Finally.

    • Rags

      One local sub chain makes their min wage counterfolks sign a noncompete.

    • Arolpin

      Yes! I’ve signed non-compete clauses, but only when they were tied to equity grants. If the company wants me to sign a non-compete clause for the vesting period, I’m fine with that. I really don’t even mind if they say that they can reclaim the vested equity. I even had competitive knowledge that they probably wanted to keep from going elsewhere, but I don’t think the average counter person at Jimmy Johns has huge corporate secrets. Non-compete for non-managerial positions is just another way to turn employees into indentured servants, especially in a slow economy.

  • Callyson

    Oh, some of the response tweets in the linky are delicious…

    A. J. Puppyfeet @aldehyde
    @basedmattforney are you saying this as a white woman or someone who has sex dreams about trump?

    Everyone’s Grudge @paulengelhard
    @basedmattforney A hideous Nazi loser doesn’t know how sex works. Now there’s a real shocker.
    Matt, your mum didn’t get pregnant from dreams

    Petey @PeteyMonster
    Bet even Trump sex dreams are disappointing. 3 wives and however many mistresses, I bet he’s not gone down any of them

    Hee hee hee…

    • Raan

      I imagine it’s like having a sex dream about Al Bundy, only racist and ignorant. And orange.

  • Daisy

    OT: Guy friend suggested we watch The Twilight Zone, as I’ve only seen a couple episodes, I say that would be great, he clarifies that the group of us should watch it, and I’m like, “Um, duh?” That’s what our group does, after all, watch shows. *eye rolling*

    • Doug Langley

      You haven’t seen Twilight Zone?? Get with it!

      • Daisy

        Only a couple episodes. Haven’t really had the chance.

        • Doug Langley

          You’re in college! Start learning about life!

          • Daisy

            I’m trying! And guy friend is making me learn about it! :)

          • Doug Langley

            When I was in college, original SNL Saturday nights, Star Trek reruns Sunday afternoons, and Monty Python that night. I knew how to make my education count!

        • Nasty Anna Dash

          Give the original “Outer Limits” a try when you get the chance. :)

          It was brilliant, and often very creepy.

        • clubseal

          Skip to the John Lithgow version of the airplane episode. Spoiler alert: It’s awesome.

          • Daisy

            *Writes down advice*

        • Jen B_VA

          Wish ’em to the cornfield!

    • mancityhombres

      “I think they’re busy.”
      “What, all of them?”
      “Yes.”

      • Daisy

        *snort*

    • Nastyinencinitas

      Don’t you just love a guy that plays it safe??? I’ve had a guy after me for 5 years but he won’t make a move that is any more overt than sitting next to me, but when he’s not sitting next to me he stares at me constantly from across the room. So frustrating.

      • Daisy

        You think that’s it? I sure as hell like him, but I’m not super inclined to think it goes both ways.

        • Nasty Anna Dash

          I say Daisy, if you like him, invite him to something.

          If he says no, move on. Life is to short for nonsense. :)

          • Nastyinencinitas

            Yeah. The thing is, if he is this awkward about things now, imagine him in bed. He got no game.

          • Nasty Anna Dash

            Yeah. I’ve known 1 or 2 like that. XD

          • Nastyinencinitas

            On a brighter note, I met a guy Friday night who kissed me on the mouth within a short time of us picking up the chemistry between us (like a man who knows what he wants, not a creep). The “he’s not that into you” thing comes into sharp focus when you meet guy like that.

          • Nasty Anna Dash

            Oh yeah. :D

            It can be the same with women, too. And when it’s right like that….. XD

  • Brian

    Indians fans staying classy wearing their voting suit to tonight’s game.

    https://twitter.com/NHPreps/status/790986245291651073

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Let me guess. He couldn’t decide whether to go to the game or a Juggalo gathering.

      • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

        Right, I was wondering if the juggalo lifestyle was still around.

        • Anna Rompage

          I’m sure there’s still folks out there who down half a can of turpentine and get all crazy…

        • UncleTravelingMatt

          Dressing in stupid costumes, listening to shitty music, and holding wannabe wwe pageants in the backyard is a lifestyle? I thought it was just being 12.

          • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

            Someone has never met a Juggalo!

          • UncleTravelingMatt

            Met. Represented in court. Potayto. Potahto.

          • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

            Probably still living the Jugg life in jail.

          • mailman27

            Not the dudes from Salisbury MD? They lived up the road a few miles, and that was some seriously fucked-up nonsense.

          • UncleTravelingMatt

            No. In and around Spokane, WA and Coeur d’Alene, ID, mostly. They engaged in penny-ante nonsense: vandalism, harassing homeless people, throwing shit off overpasses, and such. The most serious thing was selling dipped joints and MDMA. And eating jimson weed, ’cause they’re that special kind of smart.

        • Arolpin

          He must have survived the Juggalo vs. Trump Clown battle before the 3rd debate.

      • NastyCatsVote

        I was looking hard for the bottle of Faygo.

        • Raan

          He drank it already.

      • Brian

        real lack of dedication though, not painting his lips kind of ruins the smile . Guess that would be too much like lipstick and he could suddenly turn trans or something.

        • Raan

          “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.”

    • Crank Tango

      Nice and early…like the 50s?

    • Raan

      It’s like he got his face painted like Spider-Man by someone who doesn’t know what Spider-Man looks like.

      • I prefer Star Wars explained by someone who has never seen it:

        https://youtu.be/4odXuZQpzU8

        • Nasty Anna Dash

          XD This. Is. Brilliant.

          “It’s like that old-timey guy, on TV. You know.”

          “Which one?”

          “You know.Real tall. Wore a shirt.”

          “Ed Sullivan?”

          “*That’s* the guy.”

    • mancityhombres

      Go Cubs!

      • Brian

        except they went out of their way to acquire Aroldis Chapman and overpaid to boot!

        • mancityhombres

          They’re due, way over due.
          Plus, anything to piss off dudes like the above.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      This creepy clown thing needs to stop.

  • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

    No.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • YoNastyBunny

      I’m surprised beheading divorcing wives didn’t make the list…

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        That was his weight loss program.

  • Joe Beese
  • SuspectedDemocrat

    I can tell you for a fact that Trump does not inspire sexytime. However, when my girlfriend and I were watching Obama delivered his convention speech this summer, and one thing led to another… and it led there again when Michelle gave her speech.

  • I have traded some shifts around in the next couple of weeks and am going to be off election night. Hopefully you all can keep me from hurling my laptop from my balcony in rage

    • mml1996

      You’re lucky

      • mancityhombres

        Yep, I’ll be in bed before they call it for Clinton, maybe.

    • Daisy

      I don’t have class until 11 the next day,and I’m skipping something that night, but it’s probably not going to matter much, since I’m West Coast anyway.

      • I’m on night shift the next day as well. Bottle of wine here i come!

        • Daisy

          I can probably watch most of the coverage in the dining hall, as it’s open until 9, and last time, I knew election results by 9:30.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      Why would you hurl your laptop in rage when Hillary wins? Are . . are you a RWNJ in disguise*?

      You have to tell, if you’re asked. It’s the law!

      • snark-lurker

        OOOOOOO,,,,MYYYYYYYYY…….DOOOOOOG!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    *oukes*

  • Count Awesome

    When I hear Trump’s name, my heart doesn’t skip a beat, it needs a defibrillator.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Alt-right is just the Klan in skinny jeans.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Pretty much what the ADL report on them says.

    • Blacktop Cadence

      Thanks, I just pictured this mutant in skinny jeans.

      • mancityhombres

        10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

        • Jen B_VA

          Wonder if he whines about how cold it is?

          • mancityhombres

            I wonder if he doesn’t stop whining?

          • I whine about how cold it is. But i’m Canadian and know from cold

          • Jen B_VA

            pst. Shrinkage in skinny jeans. See.
            Also, you have every right. Canada is fucking cold

          • It’s pointy nipples all the time soon

          • snark-lurker

            brb

    • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

      You know what’s worse than skinny jeans? Plaid lumber jack shirts worn with skinny jeans.

      All of that, skinny lumber jack neckbeard to work and taken seriously needs to die. If I can’t wear adulted glitter star wars shirts to work then everyday urban lumberjacks need to put on a damn polo.

    • Sean McLaren

      swiped from someone else but “Nazi Hipsters”

  • Carpe Vagenda
  • hvdv

    “Pick up artists” read Cosmoplitan? That explains a lot.

    • mancityhombres

      The sex tips are great, I learn what to say “no” to.

    • YoNastyBunny

      Looking at that Cosmo quote(?), there is no way in a hell a woman wrote that. What fucking woman writes “my husband, a man”???? That’s some dude named Kyle wanking off!!!!

      • hvdv

        Or Matt. But your point is valid.

    • hendenburg2

      Where do you think they get the sex tips from?

      • mml1996

        From the bottom of a dumpster.

      • hvdv

        I hadn’t given the matter much thought, TBH. But it all makes sense now. I thank you, goateed doughboy, for explaning to me how Cosmopolitan stays in business.

  • Pinkham’s Law

    The world is ending. Been good to snark at y’all.

    Google is down.

  • Count Awesome

    Do the sexy dreams start like this?
    It was a cold October night in Trump tower; the gold plate was shimmering in the moonlight while Donald Trump’s small fingers were shoving tic tacs into his cesspoolnof a mouth and pulsating with the ache to grab another woman by the pussy.

    • Nasty Duke

      Yeah, if you’re a self-loathing, closeted white supremacist.

    • snark-lurker

      stop yoo gave us a scare holloween is coming!!!

  • Calli Arcale

    *reads title*
    *hurls*

    Oh good god. I know there are some seriously deluded guys out there, but this one takes the cake.

    • hendenburg2

      So he’s THAT guy at the office birthday party

    • Ricky Gay

      urinal cake

  • Carpe Vagenda
  • hendenburg2

    OT: This is basically 3rd party idiots in a nutshell:

    http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/10/04#mutable_1498468

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Is this guy human? He has a weird skull. Either he was delivered by a doctor who did not know how to use forceps properly, or he is a reject from the planet Remulak. He should grow some hair, then he MIGHT just possibly be attractive to some woman somewhere, which I think is his core problem.

    • Nastyinencinitas

      I think he would grow hair if he could. The mole gene seems to have been dominant.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        FYI: I love your Avatar.

        • Nastyinencinitas

          Thanks! It’s from a piece I saw about Renaissance paintings that were totally “I can’t even.” This one was “Seriously, look at me one more time.” I like yours, too. Are you a gene jockey? I’m totally into genealogy and have a unique DNA marker but I don’t know what it means.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            I am a Renaissance aficionado – go to all the Festivals and design my own costumes. I love this picture – because the costumes are so varied and beautiful.
            http://jeannepompadour.tumblr.com/image/84724732060
            But this is my favorite – the green velvet gown looks so luxurious and comfortable.
            http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/objects/666/bartolomeo-veneto-and-workshop-lady-playing-a-lute-italian-about-1530/

            I designed a Terran flag, and it is my Avatar. Light blue for sky, green for earth, and deep blue for oceans, with the double helix crossing all three representing the living things in all three spheres, all of which have one thing in common – DNA. The DNA is made up of strands of gold and silver, representing the mineral wealth of our planet.

          • Nastyinencinitas

            Dayum! That’s so cool! I love textiles too but I don’t have the patience to make clothes. I do quilt, although not like the midwestern people with all their precision and perfection.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            I don’t have patience for many things, but I’m cool with sewing. When I was a girl, my sister and I wanted pretty, stylish clothes, but we couldn’t afford them, so we made them, which 60 years ago ended up costing about 1/4 of the “store-bought” versions. Wearing them was the reward for learning to be patient.

          • Nastyinencinitas
    • Jamoche

      Two kinds of men shave their heads for style reasons: the ones who look good that way, and the ones whose male pattern baldness is really really sad.

      • Arolpin

        And some of us look good *and* have male pattern baldness. When I first started shaving my head the local homeless woman mentioned several times that I was the first white guy she know who looked good with a shaved head. But she still preferred my blue hair.

  • mml1996

    https://youtu.be/kGGNNSmGDpU

    OT: BUT YOU GUYZZZZZZZ!!!

    • I know!!!!! I am stupid excited for this

      • mml1996

        My sister and I will be happy dancing for sure. Although, I will miss Richard…

        • I cried a bit when he died.

          • mml1996

            Yeah, he reminded me in some ways of my uncle (who I affectionately call him Granddad – coz he likes it)

            Either way – I get to see another hot Matt (Hi!)

          • I’m a Danes/Mariano girl through and through

          • mml1996

            Mariano is also hot – I get that!

            Maybe Danes isn’t my type as much…

          • Dunno why. He’s just so damn nice…

          • mml1996

            Maybe a wee bit uptight…

            But he’s super sweet :D

          • I can work around uptight.

          • mml1996

            We all do :D

    • Nasty Astraea

      Yaaassssss

    • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

      Someone explain Gilmore Girls cuz I don’t get it.

      • mml1996

        One sentence – “Life’s short, talk fast”.

      • Berkeleybear94

        Women who should be friends or sisters but in the land of TV magic are mother and daughter have all the conversations people wish they could have with their parents in an idyllic setting where nothing too crushingly terrible ever happens (or when it does it is still clearly survivable through good conversation and lifelong friends who live out their dreams without ever leaving their small town too far behind) – what’s to understand?

    • Why is Kirk at dinner?!?!??

      • mml1996

        IKR?

        I’m curious as to what Luke and Lorelai’s dynamic is now…

        It’ll be nice to see Lane and Paris again. Especially Paris.

        • Is Kirk Emily’s new love interest? What about Lulu? Did Kirk scare her off with the night terrors? Stupid linear progression of time. I wanna watch NOW!

          • mml1996

            What about Rory? and Sookie? and Luke’s kid? SO MANY QUESTIONS.

          • Are Miss Patty and Babette still torturing Taylor? Has Chris died in a fire?

          • mml1996

            What about Hep Alien? and what about Jess? I CANNOT STOP THINKING.

          • How are Lane and Zach’s twins? Are they as dim as he is? Oh poor Lane. I bet they’re driving Mrs Kim to drink. WILL WE GET TO MEET MR KIM?!?!?!?

          • mml1996

            How is the inn? Do Michel & Taylor finally come out? Is Luke’s kid just like Rory? WHY ARE THERE NO ANSWERS?!

          • We’re really winding each otber up. OMG! How many chows does Michele have now?

          • mml1996

            And how many shoes have the Chows eaten? :D

          • Obligatory: AoT, K!!

  • azeyote

    – might be time to come out –

    • mml1996

      Yep, best to be gay/bi/trans/pan rather than act out and be a total douche for everybody.

      • msanthropesmr

        I don’t pretend to speak for the gays, but I don’t think they want him.

        • mml1996

          Not that we want him, but want whats best for him…

          • msanthropesmr

            Good on you. As a straight, I don’t want him. And I am not sure I want what’s best for him, unless it involves votes.

          • mml1996

            The premise is simple, right – why live a lie?

        • IdRatherBeDancing

          We don’t. You spoke correctly.

    • Blacktop Cadence

      I do seriously wonder if these guys have trans or LGB issues. The fierce protection of their gender identity is often an early defense mechanism, like the fact that something like a quarter of transwomen do a stint in the military. Nothing more manly, right?

      • Nasty Anna Dash

        I think there is something there, yes. :)

        I met a Transwoman whom had been in Special Operations before she figured everything out and came out. She was awesome. :) She made *me* blush hitting on me. XD

        Why is it when you’re dating one great person, you meet all these other great people, but when you’re single, it’s dry?

        • Jonny On Maui

          Because if someone else wants you, you have value. If no one wants you…

          At least that seemed to be how it worked way back in my dating time while wrasslin’ dinosaurs…

          • Nasty Anna Dash

            I think that at least hasn’t changed, Jonny. :)

        • Berkeleybear94

          Because people are attracted to things like confidence and happiness, both of which a lot of people have more of when they are in a relationship – at least one that is going well? Whereas post breakup, generally at least a little doubt creeps in?

          • Nasty Anna Dash

            That makes sense. :)

            This woman, she was amazing. She said to me “Anna, if you didn’t have a date with that silly girl, I’d invite you to bed right now.”

            I now wish I had. Two GFs dumped me this year, no notice, while I was stressed with Mom’s health issues.

      • Kooolest G

        I used to work at a bears club and almost all of them were ex military, mostly marines. and every single one of them could kick my ass

  • TJ Barke

    He might be confusing sex dream for sex nightmare.

  • hvdv

    Also and furthermore, “in my experience,” my pussy is more into tacos. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3cbef83df592595d906b0aff44d35bb59c78eb3ad1991f2300cf0742277dbcbe.jpg

    • Nasty Duke

      Hot sauce?

      • hvdv

        Dreaming of taco trucks with hot sauce on every corner.

        • mml1996

          Right next to the FEMA camps – score!

    • AnOuthouse

      Nice pussy!

  • Joe Beese

    By the way, if you want a sign of how confident Clinton is feeling these days, here’s a surprisingly (well, not really) Trump-y soundbite from her rally today in Florida — held before the news broke about Team Trump effectively abandoning the RNC:

    Clinton told a rally in Florida, one of the battleground states where the election is likely to be decided, that Democrats cannot afford to slacken.

    “I hope you will come out and vote because it’s going to be a close election. Pay no attention to the polls. Don’t forget, don’t get complacent, because we’ve got to turn people out,” she said in Coconut Creek, standing in front of a large sign reading “Vote Early.”

    There are two types of candidates who tell their voters to ignore the polls. One is the candidate who knows he’s down big and worries that his fans will feel demoralized and therefore disinclined to turn out. The other is the candidate who knows he’s up big and worries that his fans will feel the election’s a foregone conclusion and therefore disinclined to turn out. Guess which candidate is which in the current election.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2016/10/25/report-trump-campaign-ends-big-money-fundraising-operations-leaving-rnc-lurch/

    • boyblue123

      She has seen what happened to Al Gore in an ultra tight Florida vote and she is taking no chances

      • Rags

        And no prisoners

    • Taken in conjunction with the DNC withdrawing money from Florida Senate race (as reported by Rachel Maddow) it sort of says that either the DNC are confident Lil’ Marco is dead in the water or they’re utter idiots

      • Joe Beese

        Tensions are flaring at the highest rungs of the Democratic Party over its decision to pull out of the Florida Senate race, with Harry Reid and Florida donors pressing to go all out to unseat Marco Rubio in the final days of the campaign, but Chuck Schumer and the party’s Senate campaign arm arguing it’s not feasible because of budget constraints. …

        But Reid and other Democrats believe that defeating Rubio would be the ultimate Election Day trophy for Democrats, given his national stature and the reelection threat he could post to a potential President Hillary Clinton in 2020.

        http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/democrats-marco-rubio-florida-senate-230298

        • Sean McLaren

          Harry Reid used to box, he gets it. Momentum matters, so does narrative. Going after someone like Rubio in a state like Florida makes it seem like the party is on the ropes, it scares and demoralizes Rs and their voters in other races, and lifts up the whole Democratic party. And if an R with that big a brand of his own and a sitting senate seat looses, the argument that this was just an anti-Trump wave falls flat, which makes Republican obstructionism more electorally dangerous.

          (the narrative becomes “a wholly rejected Republican party resorts to empty sabotage” rather than “After narrow election win, Democrats unwilling to work with Republicans” and no, it doesn’t matter if either of these is true, it matters what the media will predictably say, that’s what people will hear, which is what will effect elections. ugh, politics)

      • Berkeleybear94

        It was the DSCC (different leadership, same shortsightedness) and they did it before the full impact of Trump’s implosion was felt (ie Rubio was up solidly).

      • Kooolest G

        I think at this point it’s just about turnout in florida, they could spend money advertising for murphy or spend it on ads and GOTV for hillary, I would imagine most of the people turning up to vote for hillary will vote for murphy too

      • malsperanza

        Rubio is still way ahead and unlikely to lose, sadly. Better to spend the money on the Senate races in NH, PA, MO, NV, and IN. All of which are too close to call.

        • Thanks, Rachel was a bit doom and gloom about it

  • Nasty Duke

    It’s another sad day for Trumpkins. Their hero is falling hard. Sorry (not sorry) but decent people still run the country, and you’re scumbags.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    In Memphis, Republicans have their panties in a bunch because Justin Timberlake took a selfie while voting, and under TN law (which is probably unconstitutional), you can’t do that while voting.

    Of course, JT doesn’t give Republicans sexy dreams like a Donald Trump, so they are outraged and have the DA “looking into it” after being flooded with hateful spew from the local Republicans.

    • Brian

      NH law banning voting selfies was taken to court and struck down already.

      http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/29/us/politics/voting-booth-selfie-snapchat.html

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        Obama Tyranny.

        Tennessee will show that Obama!

        • malsperanza

          This time they’ll vote him out of office for sure.

      • jowgajen

        That does seem free speechy.

        • DoILookAmused2u ?

          See, that’s the problem. In TN, we skip right to the 2nd Amendment.

  • M.D.

    Eww. Just eeew.

  • I Am Helpy
    • JustDon’tSayHombre

      Hmm. That could work into the Non-Commenters Style Guide.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      But I thought that was Bristol’s second kid’s name?

      • Nastyinencinitas

        That would be Mudflap.

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          You just won the day for me.

          • Nastyinencinitas

            I can’t claim credit for that one but I did fall asleep last night laughing about little Mudflap.

    • a nasty feminist

      and from this moment forth, so shall be thy name.

    • OneYieldRegular

      I cannot wait to work that into conversation with the one Stein hold-out I know.

  • particolored

    Matt Forney’a forehead remains a mystery to me. Why is it so lumpy and misshapen?

    • mml1996

      His twitter feed seems filled with that mystery

    • His dad’s baseball bat?

    • CatDog

      He’s a Fullbody Man Missile shaped to pierce the walls of Fortress Female! (sorry, that isn’t a nice image, is it)

    • Anna Rompage

      It appears the doctor who delivered him might have gotten a little aggressive with the forceps…

      He does have broad shoulders after all….

    • Jonny On Maui

      Half Klingon.

      • particolored

        But that makes him sound cool, and Matt Forney isn’t nearly that interesting.

      • nasty taco truck vagenda

        K’Ehleyr libel!

    • The brain inside is small and made of solid rock – the constant rattling deforms the container.

  • I think Forney’s Complaint is that his hand doesn’t really love him and won’t have his baby.

    • mml1996

      EW GOD NO. NO REPRODUCING.

    • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

      AKA how Thing of the Addams Family became a disembodied hand.

  • boyblue123
    • Callyson

      I can already hear the wingnuts screaming about him being a RINO.

      • mrpuma2u

        What a stoopid war hero loser. Low energy.

      • boyblue123

        of course, anyone who disagrees with them by voting against Trump is the enemy

  • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

    Yo, GOP:
    CONTROL your creepy
    ALT-right dudes before they
    DELETE our democracy.
    …. That’s right. Please reboot.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      They’re in the middle of a hard reboot right now. Just have to see if the OS loads properly, or if the HDD has to be slicked, and a new OS installed.

      • AnOuthouse

        Heh, heh you said ‘hard’.

    • guppy06

      They tried that after ’12, but the virus had already spread to the MBR and now the situation is even worse.

  • Daisy

    Okay, I have seen the important part of TWD premiere, and fuck the rest of the episode.

    • DainBramage

      “Caaaaarrrrrrrrrrl!”

    • nasty taco truck vagenda

      That seems to be the prevailing opinion. I haven’t seen it, but from what I’ve read, I don’t think I want to.

  • Anna Rompage

    Leave it to the conservative mindset to take their less than picture perfect appearances, and then double down on the misogynist crazy, thinking that somehow this will get them the affections & attention from women folk…

  • msanthropesmr
    • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

      New ringtone!

  • 3FingerPete

    But all the white women he knows live in Canada, so you can’t really interview them right now. Maybe next summer when school is out but definitely pointless right now.

  • Me The People

    OT: Colin Powell endorses Hillary.

    http://www.newsday.com/long-island/colin-powell-endorses-hillary-clinton-for-president-1.12504956

    Former Secretary of State Colin Powell told a crowd of more than
    1,000 Long Island business and political leaders Tuesday that he will
    vote for Democrat Hillary Clinton for president, citing her experience,
    temperament and in a jab at GOP nominee Donald Trump, the “stamina.”

    Powell, speaking at the Long Island Association fall
    luncheon in Woodbury was harshly critical of Trump, arguing that the New
    York businessman was “not qualified” and had sold Americans a “bill of
    goods” that he cannot deliver.

    “He insults us every day,” said Powell, who served as Secretary of State under Republican President George W. Bush.

    “He has insulted America in one way almost every day,”
    Powell said of Trump. “He has insulted Latino Americans. He has insulted
    African Americans. He has insulted women. He has insulted his own
    party. He has insulted our allies around the world one by one. He has
    insulted veterans.”

  • Serai 1

    Christ, why are all these guys so fucking ugly?

    • mml1996

      It’s the irony of MRA.

    • Blacktop Cadence

      It’s pretty funny given that all want us to think of them as a chiseled, strong jawed Adonis.

      Most of them look like calloused foot.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Don’t be so shallow. He makes up for what he lacks in the looks department by being an unrepentant asshole.

      • Jamoche

        Beauty is as beauty does.

    • Me The People

      He looks like a baby alien is starting to break out the top of his skull.

    • hendenburg2

      Guys get like this because they have no success with women. And yes, looks helps or hurt in that department.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I don’t know that I agree with that. If Chachi wasn’t the bug alien from Men in Black wearing an italian suit he’d be a decent-looking guy.

    • TJ Barke

      Inbreeding.

      • Jonny On Maui

        Gotta keep all those ‘good looks’ in the family…

    • DainBramage

      Possum jizz got mixed in with daddy’s baby batter.
      http://the-toast.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/possum2.png

    • ’cause they’re the “master race”, duh….

    • Grizz1y
  • limberrat
    • msanthropesmr

      He’s hawking his hotel.

    • cynmac’s bigly nasty pussy

      Just looking for validation in all the wrong places.

    • Brian

      but Trump is going to lose Utah to McMullin and Trump has a DC hotel that needed publicity because no one is staying there. So, there are “reasons.”

      • limberrat

        You mean a thrice married adulterer doesn’t appeal to Mormons? Who knew?

        • Brian

          I honestly think the Muslim ban is their biggest problem with him.

    • boyblue123

      Trump promotes himself first and foremost.

  • cynmac’s bigly nasty pussy

    OT – Rawstory posted the instructions for reporting voter intimidation. This guy looks like someone who would enjoy that sort of thing.
    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/here-are-4-ways-trump-supporters-might-harass-you-at-the-polls-and-what-you-can-do-about-it/

    • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

      Doh, I posted this too. Always scroll down!

  • Blacktop Cadence

    OT: I gone and requested a mail in ballot because I don’t want to vote with the people of this hick town. >.>

    • Nasty Anna Dash

      Good idea. I am so happy we have Mail-in, as stressed as I have been this year..

  • BadKitty904

    OT: The beginning of the end?

    Trump Stops Holding High-dollar Fundraisers That Were Raising Big Cash for the GOP
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/10/25/trump-halts-big-money-fundraising-cutting-off-cash-to-the-party/

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VScSEXRwUqQ

  • limberrat

    So either that WaPo article struck a panic button or the campaign doesn’t communicate with each other. Either makes sense TBH.
    https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/791039876078661632

    https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/791040268397150210

    https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/791041053159780353

    • Joe Beese

      I can’t even begin to fathom the mind that would pay large sums of money for the chance to be at an event with Donald Trump Jr.

      • Jonny On Maui

        Maybe if it was a votey hunting party.

        But I don’t think any amount of brining would make jr edible and I don’t hunt for sport.

      • malsperanza

        Sheldon Adelson, apparently. Does that clear things up?

    • Joe Beese

      Note that WaPo’s source for the report above isn’t anonymous, and it isn’t some lower-rung staffer. It’s Steve Mnuchin, Trump’s finance chair. He was under the impression that the joint committee is essentially done with major events. …

      Why are Mnuchin and Eisenberg on different pages? Is the campaign scrambling suddenly to put together more events because of the clamor over the WaPo story?

      http://hotair.com/archives/2016/10/25/report-trump-campaign-ends-big-money-fundraising-operations-leaving-rnc-lurch/

  • Nasty Astraea
    • Berkeleybear94

      Looks like a behind the scenes shot for the live action adaptation of Fox and the Hound – what a happy fox.

    • Blacktop Cadence
    • sw19roadtrip

      Not so fucking funny when the protected bastards dig up your recently departed cat and basically do the same thing with her skull. :<
      Not to mention tear up your lawn, rip the clothes off your washing line, dig into the composting box, go through soil of your planters, etc..etc…
      Scabby fuckers.

  • AnOuthouse

    There’s only one person having sex dreams about Trump and it isn’t any of the Eastern European named women in his life. And it’s not me either.

    • Brian

      is it Putin?

    • sw19roadtrip

      Ivanka?

    • OrG

      Kris KKristy?

  • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

    OT: Apologies if this has been posted already, but it’s worth posting over and over again. Raw Story has a guide on what to do if you’re harassed at the polls.
    ETA – Indeed cynmac posted this too…sorry.
    TL/DR version: “If all else fails and you feel like something is wrong, call the hotline above or contact the ACLU at 877-523-2792 or other voter protection hotlines at 1-866-OUR-VOTE.”
    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/here-are-4-ways-trump-supporters-might-harass-you-at-the-polls-and-what-you-can-do-about-it/

    • cynmac’s bigly nasty pussy

      Just posted it, shared on FB and twitted it.

      • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

        I saw that…shoulda known the wonketeriat had already got on this.

  • limberrat
    • mml1996

      The fizzle of 3rd parties has gone to shreds.

    • Daisy

      Stein who?

    • sw19roadtrip

      I can see the Greens going HRC, but the Libertarians ought to be fairly split evenly.
      Mind you, Trump, so….

      • Berkeleybear94

        A fair number of disappointed Bernie supporters went around the the bend (literally on the bell curve) and initially supported Johnson for the weed and promise of no rules on the Internet.

        • sw19roadtrip

          Ah, that makes sense. Yep, I’d factored in some millennials, plus the usual free thinkers not obsessed by x and y axes. I’d assumed most Bernie or Busters went full Stein.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          I’m not convinced of that. I think this morning’s revelations about the
          Breitbart involvement with the ‘activist’ in the O’Keefe mess suggests that a lot of the assholeishness of the bros was alt right political theater.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    GGGG! Good, game, giving & gross.

  • Shibusa
  • Daisy

    Also, ewww, who has sex dreams about Trump? GROSS!

    • mml1996

      I hate to say this, but women who wear shirts saying “Trump can grab my pussy”?

      • Daisy

        *goes and vomits* Ugh, I can’t tell which is grosser, that or TWD.

        • Nasty Astraea

          At least TWD isn’t real.

          • Daisy

            Good point.

        • snark-lurker

          wut TWD plz?

          • Daisy

            The Walking Dead.

          • snark-lurker

            wa. thx

      • Carpe Vagenda

        He’s welcome to grab mine. She’d shred him.

      • snark-lurker

        at fist blush we thinked we wanna see them, wut they look like, and then….

    • btwbfdimho

      BTW, last night it was Al Gore in my dreams….As my wife said: “bad sign”…Hope not.
      It was kind of sexy, I was all dressed up as a sexy lady…expecting some kind of algorithm, maybe…

  • Brian

    OHJB is on Chris matthews right now. Tim Kaine on Maddow later.

    • Nasty Astraea

      OHJB can’t convince me to watch Chris Matthews!

      • Brian

        But he’s already said Malarkey!

      • mml1996

        Wish we had a floating censor to cover that idiot’s face.

        • Nasty Astraea

          And a selective mute feature so I can only hear Joe.

    • Nasty Duke

      The train trip on PBS is always nice. Woot woot!

  • Carpe Vagenda

    OT Robyn you are still here? This bodes well, yes? (Hi Robyn’s mom)

    • mml1996

      Thank god Robyn’s still here.

      We <3 ya Robyn!

      • snark-lurker

        she gets me at the word “masterbate” in context of a she doing just that
        boys jack off
        girls masterbait (a gooder spelling)

        • guppy06

          Channeling Madeline Kahn?

  • Joe Beese
  • The Nasty Librarian!

    Dear Mr. Forney – Dude, you know we can see your picture, right? No one is having sex with you, let alone Mr. Trump (except his wife…..or is she????). The babies being born 9 months after the Nov. 8 election of Ms. Clinton will be celebratory babies of every color of the rainbow. I can hear your head exploding as I type this……..

  • sw19roadtrip

    OT but glad to see testicular fortitude in journalism is not dead yet (at least, not in good old Blighty).
    https://twitter.com/MxJackMonroe/status/790591668256997376

    I do love a nice round of “okay, let’s play statistics”

    • Stulexington

      I do love a good backhanded apology.

  • Dameblanche

    His skull looks odd. A bit like a penis tip, but that’s an insult to penis tips, so I will just settle for… odd.

    • Jonny On Maui

      “He’s not a total dick. He’s just the glans.”

      Overheard at a bar long ago…

  • JHan

    His existence is the strongest argument for birth control I can think of..

  • mml1996

    https://twitter.com/sopandeb/status/791040939326369792

    OT: But son of a bitch motherfucker you -*long 30 second censor beep* (with votes!)

    • Nasty Astraea

      This must be his audition for Trump TV, where he’ll finally be able to actually go ahead and use the word “uppity” without fear of being fired.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      Because of course he did. *eyeroll*

      • mml1996

        He needs a fucking punch (with votes!)

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      Trump’s piece of shit 757 is about a third the size of Air Force 1, idiot. Add airplanes to the (very long) list of things Sean Hannity doesn’t have a fucking clue about.

      • mml1996

        Given he works for Fox – I’m surprised he didn’t think Trump owned an A380 or a A400M.

    • Crank Tango
    • Carpe Vagenda
    • Stulexington

      Obama’s response “well I’d love to take Hannity up on that but I’ll be too busy being a member of SCOTUS”

    • OrG

      Lumpy is a turd.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      Old fatneck’s neck has clearly eaten through what was left of his already lizard-sized brain.

  • Bernarda Alba

    More eugenic fantasies from the alt-right.

    The most futile and destructive thing in the world is to try to set up a grand scheme to selectively breed human beings into a Master Race. The second most futile and destructive thing in the world is to try to set your kids up so they’ll live their lives exactly the way you want them to.

    Randomness rules, dudes. Nothing you can do about it.

  • btwbfdimho

    …expect a white baby boom….

    After the New Millennials generation, can we call it the New Melanials generation?

  • Me The People

    I’m off to carve a Trumpkin. Will post pics tomorrow when done!

    • snark-lurker

      gotta sea that!

  • Iam Reading

    What a chorizo

    • Vecchiojohn

      Is that Mexican for “putz”?

      • data_ninja

        Sure, but you don’t want to see how the putz is made.

    • Arolpin

      Only the greatest sausage or sausage-like product in the WORLD. You have to get the Basque version to really appreciate it though. I’m sure that Doc Zoom knows the joys of a Yankee Dog chorizo at 1am after the bars close in Boise. I make it a point to have a couple every time I’m back there.

  • Señor Bad Hombre

    SO I went to his blog and when I clicked on the books he wrote a pop-up came up which was basically a “how to get prostitutes in the Philippines”. I am going to throw up now.

    • Joe Beese

      Foreword contributed by Rush Limbaugh?

      • Señor Bad Hombre

        By “foreword” you mean Viagra and OxyCotin?

  • Joe Beese

    In Florida, the news also doesn’t look terribly promising. L2 estimates that the state added 692,321 registered voters over the past year, with a Dem/Rep/Ind split of 33.4/28/35. That’s off from 2012’s 35/33 split in the last presidential election.

    …. another demo looks like particularly bad news: Hispanics make up 26.6% of all new registrations, far above their 17% share of the 2012 election turnout. Whites comprised 47.7% of new registrations, almost 20 points below their share of 2012’s turnout. …

    It’s worth noting that L2 is among the elite firms that collect and maintain extensive databases on American consumers for marketing purposes, including elections. … L2 does not have a partisan or ideological axe to grind, and have to earn their living based on the accuracy of their research.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2016/10/25/data-mining-dems-leading-new-voter-registrations-pa-fl/

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • a nasty feminist

      wow.

    • Brian

      the thing about this speech is that she sounds like a Bernie supporter who hates Clinton.

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        Yeah but she got in line after the primaries were over. Didn’t boo herself even once!

  • Crank Tango

    Bahahahahahah lemme see if I can link this right
    https://twitter.com/pbump/status/791017358475145216

  • ViveLaNastyWimminz

    Holy crap I cannot wait for this election to be over. Also too, not being a super-model my own self I normally do not comment on people’s appearance, but what is wrong with that dude’s head?

    • snark-lurker

      mebbee lots of playground teasing made his head weird

  • OrG

    FUCK YOU!You are not allowed to put cheeto’s face on Johnny Cash’s image./full stop

  • Grizz1y

    Here’s something for those poor mentally ill women dreaming sexy sex dreams about Wee Donnie.
    https://slm-assets1.secondlife.com/assets/13834311/view_large/adrump_001.jpg?1460408339

    • sw19roadtrip

      Punching Bag Libels!!!!

    • Stulexington

      Kill it with fire!!!!!!

    • snark-lurker

      our existing metal damage just got a werser condition

  • Nounverb911

    Hey everyone, have a happy National Pants Suit Day!

    https://twitter.com/samifayebaker/status/790992102163419136

    • Joe Beese
      • Be Gin

        I’m proud to be the dozenth person to up vote this dozen.

    • NastyWomanInaMood
      • Jonny On Maui

        It seems you’ve been up to some stuff while I’ve been vacationing, NastyWomanInAMood.

        I’d ask how you’re doing but I guess it’s all in the name addition… :-)

        • NastyWomanInaMood

          So good to see you! I hope your vacation was enjoyable.

          The name change is my attempt to be topical. Alas, not a reflection of wild times. Unless you have very quiet ideas of wild times.

          • Jonny On Maui

            It’s good to be home and I’m glad to be back. I’ve missed this place and the fine folk here. The vacation was quite enjoyable. My sister will be coming over as soon as the house is liveable. I had a fantastic time with the friend who I hadn’t seen in forever.

            And in a way, I’m glad I’m not topical on the Nasty…

      • ViveLaNastyWimminz

        Flash mobs always make me cry. In a good way.

        • NastyCatsVote

          They make me grumpy, but I will make an exception for pantsuit power.

    • azeyote

      are there any days left that aren’t taken ?

      • data_ninja

        Feb 30th is still available.

        • sw19roadtrip

          Is that the day Trump has circled to finally concede the election?

          • data_ninja

            The scheduled date of his tax releases also.

    • sw19roadtrip
      • OneYieldRegular

        From that Suge Knight image, looks like Ken Bone was trying to represent Death Row Records.

  • CountryClubJihadi

    I actually DID have a dream about Eric Trump the other night and he asked me if the eggs I bought were “soy free vegetarian fed” and then asked if I picked up the dog shit that his Yorkie left on a weewee pad. I think I was channeling his poor housekeeper.

    • azeyote

      seek an exorcist –

      • snark-lurker

        NOW!

    • hvdv

      In the past week, I dreamed twice I was being arrested. Not by regular police-cops either, but by FBI type dudes. Never, in my several decades of life, now twice in one week. In the first dream, it was because I bit someone. Not sure what my crime the second time was. Either way, I’m worried.

  • Me not sure

    What the fuck is wrong with that guy’s head? Did his mommy squeeze too hard when he was being bornded? BTW : Is that a Miller Lite poster? Nice beer, pussy!

  • Me not sure

    What the fuck is wrong with that guy’s head? Did his mommy squeeze too hard when he was being bornded? BTW : Is that a Miller Lite poster? Nice beer, lady!

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    My dick will never get hard again as long as I have an image of DJT having sexxytimes.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Man, the obstetrician was really bearing down on the forceps when he delivered this douche by his forehead.

    • NastyCatsVote

      Y’all are all making me glad that my mom’s OB was good with forceps and that I have hair to cover the massive (unrelated) flat spot on the top of my head. Although, unlike some bald, misshapen weirdos I can think of, I have the sparkling personality to overcome such defects anyway.

  • richardgrabman

    Cheesy requisite old air-band reference: https://youtu.be/JmGMzyajA2U

    • Joe Beese

      During that era of music videos, hot women filmed in slow motion were the standard substitute for production values.

      • hvdv

        Bonus poinst if they were humping cars.

  • SecludedCompound

    I’m in love with my car.

    I’ve got a feeeeel for my automobiiiiille RIP FREDDY 4eva!

  • Blacktop Cadence

    OT: You know Halloween is hear when you can watch a Tremors marathon on AMC.

    • Nasty Anna Dash

      XD

    • snark-lurker

      wut?/1 i missing it?!

  • azeyote

    the top of his head is expanding while he ponders the difference between saying shit libs – or fuck tards –

  • Vecchiojohn

    Is a carved Trumpkin properly referred to as a jerk-o-lantern? Just curious.

    • Count Awesome

      No. It’s a jackass o’lantern.

    • ViveLaNastyWimminz

      Jack-off-o-lantern?

      • NastyCatsVote

        Points to Gryffindor, Ravensclaw, and Hufflepuff!

        Personally, I like jerk-o-lantern best, but really those are all winners.

        • snark-lurker

          me two

    • a nasty feminist

      jag-o-lantern

      • Vecchiojohn

        In Pittsburgh, anyway.

  • Ray in VT

    Does anyone have the link of Fornay running away from some guy in the subway?

  • ViveLaNastyWimminz

    I am confident that I speak for the majority of my fellow white women when I say, “Barffffff…..”

  • Joe Beese

    Of the 1.6 million votes recorded Tuesday morning, about 665,000 were made by Florida Republicans (almost 42 percent) and 658,000 by Democrats (almost 41 percent). That means Republicans are only holding on to a margin of 0.43 percentage points in pre-Election Day ballots cast over Democrats.

    The GOP lead over Democrats was 1.7 points on Monday morning, before the first in-person early voting polls opened. And at that point, on Monday, Republicans were well behind the 5 point advantage they held in pre-Election Day ballots cast during the same period of the election in 2012.

    http://www.politico.com/states/florida/story/2016/10/democrats-poised-to-overtake-republicans-in-early-votes-106693

    Clinton is ahead of Obama’s winning 2012 pace in Florida.

    • sw19roadtrip

      GOTFV

      • a nasty feminist

        get out the fuckin vote is right!

    • boyblue123

      Absentee ballots should be largely republican. Most people who have to vote absentee are usually in the military.

      For Trump to only have a 2 pt lead should be troubling for him

      • ViveLaNastyWimminz

        Thanks, now I am breathing again.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        It’s not just the military, Republicans in general tend to vote absentee at a higher rate than Democrats, though maybe that’s changing as Democrats have seen long lines and other issues at select polling places the last few elections, due to often deliberate mismanagement in Democratic-leaning precincts.

      • Pinkham’s Law

        Remember also, that Trump is only pulling ~ 78% or Republicans, rather than the normal ~90%. That means that around 146000 of those “R” voters probably didn’t vote for Hillary’s Opponent. From what I’m reading at 538, et al, most of them probably went to Hillary. She, OTOH, is expected to get >85% of D votes, which means she will pull about 553000 votes just from registered Dems. And the ones she loses will mostly go to 3rd parties.

        My back-of-the-envelope math says he has about ~606000 votes, while she has 690000ish.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    And fuck this asshole for stealing and photoshopping that iconic image for his t-shirt. Johnny Cash would’ve kicked Trump’s ass up and down the block, pissed in his hair, and done a rail of coke off his lifeless body.

    • Be Gin

      This is why we can’t have nice things.

  • TheGrandWaz00

    Forney, horny, porn-y. There’s a bad limerick in there somewhere.

  • Rewatching Sam Bee for the 3rd time in less than 24 hours

    • NastyWomanInaMood

      Just seeing it now. God, I love her.

      • I asked my mom for one of her shirts for Christmas

      • snark-lurker

        guys i wonder how tRUMP wood rate her thie gap and yes i know where the door is OW THAT HURT

  • boll ocks

    Ew, that was yucky. Thanks Robyn, for diving in the sewers to do this piece.

  • Nounverb911
  • Nounverb911

    Also this just in too:
    NBC to present election special Monday Nov 7th, with yuuuuuger helping of Baldwin as Trumpanzee.

    https://twitter.com/VanityFair/status/791042939220885504

  • Vecchiojohn
    • Nasty Duke

      Hopefully they’re not aliens

    • Courser

      That made me LOL!

  • limberrat
    • Carpe Vagenda

      Clearly he hasn’t spoken to Don Jr. A craving for skittles is practically probable cause.

    • mackafritz

      So he wants <1% of the Black vote?

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        According to the odious Omarosa (sp), he’s going for 20% …. lololololol

    • Nasty Astraea

      Wait, he actually spoke to a group of black people in person?

  • Nounverb911

    So says the man not even his mother could love.

    https://twitter.com/NYMag/status/791029862542766080

    • limberrat

      Oh it’s Mr. “My social circle of dicks didn’t remember Obama at Columbia so he didn’t go there.”

    • a nasty feminist

      “too handsome” everyone calm down, don’t worry. that small earthquake was merely synchronized laughter.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      What would you expect from a guy named Wayne Allyn Root? Dude has GOT to have some issues.

      • Nounverb911

        Wayne Allyn is the Root of all evil?

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      How much more idiotic can Trumpanzees get?

      • Nounverb911

        Yes!

    • Courser

      Ew, that’s a disgusting slur against… everyone?

    • mackafritz

      How stupid do these idiots have to get before they are completely ignored?

    • Brian

      I bet every year Trump claims People’s Sexiest Man Alive voting is rigged!

    • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

      By that logic, this guy gropes everyone he meets because he is fuuuuuuugly.

  • Joe Beese

    Trump doing his thing at a car museum in Tallahassee, in front of a stars-and-stripes “USA” decal, a bale of hay, and a pumpkin.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8b1d09a48375f3aff7e835f1267b2ea645d2fc735b3895b9f7660efab744b26d.png

    • a nasty feminist

      oooh camo maga hat….tres chic

    • Nounverb911

      Someone should give Trump one of these…

      https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/790710757172383745

    • Blacktop Cadence

      That just feels wrong in Florida.

      • NastyCatsVote

        My sister lives there and I can promise that there is nothing more representative of that part of Florida than all of the things in that picture. It is panhandle perfection.

        • ViveLaNastyWimminz

          We were just there (we drove past the car museum in Tallahassee) when we evacuated for the hurricane, and we couldn’t believe all the Trump signs. It’s a college town, for crying out loud. It was depressing.

          • NastyCatsVote

            I mean, it’s Florida State, but yeah (come at me Seminoles). Also, I am very much anti-gun, but my sister travels between Tallahassee and Pensacola for her job and while I still wouldn’t have a gun, I can’t blame her for using a concealed carry permit. This shit—car museums, camo, jingoism—is in her wheelhouse, but my parents are visiting and my dad would disinherit her if she dared go to a Trump rally.

    • limberrat

      He might as well just should have put on all camo if he wanted to pander to Florida Man.

    • Nasty Duke

      Kind of a small flag pin. Like he doesn’t love it. SAD.

    • ViveLaNastyWimminz

      One is a roundish orange gourd filled with pulp and air. The other is a pumpkin.

    • nasty taco truck vagenda

      So he’s already started appointing his cabinet members?

    • guppy06

      Why did he put a hat on the pumpkin, though?

  • limberrat

    Obviously mental illness and not at all because of Trump’s violent hate speech….
    https://twitter.com/imraansiddiqi/status/791033094128087040

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Heard an interview with Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg on NPR yesterday. He said constant violent anti-Semitic threats are part of his everyday routine these day. They all come from Trumpholes. It’s their special way of making America Great.

      • Bub the Bad Zombre

        “Donald Trump does not advocate violence! You take that back or I’ll beat the shit out of you!”

  • Joe Beese

    Trump saying that Hillary is going to cut Social Security and Medicare.

    Were you all aware of this?

    • Blacktop Cadence

      He’s just scaring the snowbirds in Florida.

      • ViveLaNastyWimminz

        Who are mostly die-hard Democrats who voted for Pat Buchanan accidentally that one time and will not be fooled again.

    • Crank Tango
      • guppy06

        Protection against metal ones? I’ll stick with Mutual of Omaha, thanks.

    • OrG

      yes frist its yaa,l rush teld me KILLLERY gone kill all whit pepple and rplas em with sirean refugeese

    • Lee Hillhouse

      Yes. I am quite aware that Trump has been shown to lie in more than 90% of the sounds that come out of his piehole.

  • a nasty feminist

    i can’t believe trump will be remembered as a hat.

    • NastyCatsVote

      I can

    • Latverian Diplomat

      In forty years, those hats will be the most embarrassing thing to find in your great grandparents attic since Confederate Bonds.

      • msanthropesmr

        “I was wearing it ironically!”

      • Arolpin

        Or their homemade porno videos.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          The holodeck can’t play those old formats…fortunately.

    • TheGrandWaz00
      • vivian

        Hey, why drag Rick Moranis into this?

    • Nasty Astraea

      An asshat?

    • SayItWithWookies

      As long as I can forget that horrible mouth.

  • Brian

    Senator Professor Warren coming up live on Chris Hayes.

  • Crank Tango

    This guy reminds me, whatever happened to Skoal Rebel? He end up meeting a nice guy and settling down?

  • Joe Beese
    • Blacktop Cadence

      And suddenly things are coming up Autumn because I prepurchased all the bleach we’re gonna wanna drink!

    • Nasty Duke

      More debates. Thank the maker.

    • Panika MCD

      I believe that’s from the Onion.

  • Pinkham’s Law

    Lost down 100 posts below, to never be seen by most, I responded to JoeBeese, who posted:

    Of the 1.6 million votes recorded Tuesday morning, about 665,000 were made by Florida Republicans (almost 42 percent) and 658,000 by Democrats (almost 41 percent).

    I did some math based on what I’m seeing from 538 as to who has what support, where the votes they lose go, etc, and came up with this in response. Thought I’d drag it up to the top:

    Remember also, that Trump is only pulling ~ 78% or Republicans, rather than the normal ~90%. That means that around 146000 of those “R” voters probably didn’t vote for Hillary’s Opponent. From what I’m reading at 538, et al, most of them probably went to Hillary. She, OTOH, is expected to get >85% of D votes, which means she will pull about 553000 votes just from registered Dems. And the ones she loses will mostly go to 3rd parties.

    My back-of-the-envelope math says he has about ~606000 votes, while she has 690000ish.

    • Joe Beese

      Excellent. That can free up the vote rigging resources for Arizona.

  • msanthropesmr

    The SUPER BOWL IS ON!

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Go D-Backs!

      • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

        Ah, hail fellow well met!

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          Not actually a huge baseball fan, but having attended a game at Wrigley Field once in the pre-lights era, I retain a soft spot for the Cubbies.

      • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

        I read that as “Go D-bags!” Habit.

    • Nounverb911

      Is that the one where Tom Brady get his balls deflated?

    • Jeffocaster in the desert

      :-P

    • Nounverb911
      • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

        It gets late early out there. So when you get to the fork in the road, take it.

      • Brian

        Clinton’s gonna run 65 Toss Power Trap and it’s gonna pop wide open!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErdEGNOh9t4

  • Nasty Anna Dash

    OT – Well Gaddammit. Star Trek Online performed a “graphics upgrade” to “match the PC version with the recently-released Console version” and they f’d up my shit.

    I had to reload my combat inventory, I’m still fiddling with graphics settings I’d left for 2 years, and it’s like an F.U.

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      Thanks for the heads up – I haven’t put the new patch in yet.

      • Nasty Anna Dash

        Mine auto-patches on start-up. But this is frustrating. Maybe Thursday’s patch will help it.

        • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

          Hopefully- I hate when “new features” bork everything up.

          (And why does my iPhone recognize “bork”?)

          • Nasty Anna Dash

            Why must they torment me so? I just want to Seek out new life, Boldly Go, and rock a Micro-minidress in peace! XD

          • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

            You want to meet new species, and say “We come in peace. Shoot to kill, men.”

          • Nasty Anna Dash

            Like I told my BFF a few months ago when we were comparing gaming notes:” Two weeks ago, the Klingon Emperor made a God bleed. Tonight, my character and her Away Team made a God die.”

            XD

          • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

            I started a new character to play the “Tempoal Agent” missions. I had fun sneaking around the Enterprise during the Babel mission.

          • Nasty Anna Dash

            Nice! I started a new 23rd Century character too, but I’m still enjoying my 25th Century Andorian Admiral.

            It’s a really great thing though, major new content every 6 months, when the game’s been around since what, 2010?

          • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

            Yeah. I had a classmate who worked for Cryptic when it first came out. She slipped me a beta code so I could futz with it. I just like building cool ships and flying around.

          • Nasty Anna Dash

            Sweet! :) Yes, my faves are the ships and the uniforms. Here’s my main ship:
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/93c22b96eef8986480e32a0930ebcab119736341eb9dbe5e47faaf14fdc49bd8.png

            Guardian-class. She’s like a super-Ambassador, but the size of the old Galaxy-class. Absolutely badass for an Engineer to command, it’s like they build the Guardian to my specs. :D

          • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

            Yeah, right now I rock a classic Galaxy. Though when I play tactical I run an Akira since my half-finished fanfic uses one.

          • Nasty Anna Dash

            Nice! Galaxy is awesome, I have a standard one. I have a resin model kit of the Akira-class.

            I have a in-progress fanfic of my own, and I’m making an action figure of the main character, Captain Makepeace, and a model of her ship the Ambassador-class USS Patton. I paid for custom decals for the name and registry.

          • MasterDebaterBozi

            Siri is related to The Swedish Chef.

      • Blacktop Cadence

        I have a friend who’s been wanting me to play that with him forever.

        More fun to troll him in Prop Hunt and Murder, though.

    • Nounverb911
      • Nasty Anna Dash

        LOL! now that’s funny! XD

    • guppy06

      Suck it, “PC master race!”

      • Nasty Anna Dash

        Just to be clear, I was only quoting the reasons. I’m glad STO is on console, it’s just that this patch messed up my settings and my inventory.

  • Brian

    Hillary stealing a page from the Obama playbook. Holding events near early voting polling places to then funnel her supporters right to the polls.

    https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/790996157422039044

    • Joe Beese

      Is there no depth of treachery she won’t sink to?

      • Pinkham’s Law

        How dare she run a well planned and organized campaign! How DARE she!

        • OrG

          RIGGED!!!!11!!!!

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        That’s just crooked! She should be in an orange jumpsuit.

        • Markuserektus

          …orange ‘pantsuit’

  • Rufus T. Firefly

    Sorry, alt right dude. I’m not joining the Trump Anti-Sex League even if he wins.

  • Vecchiojohn

    OT, but Chris Matthews just quoted Tip O’Neill. Drink!

    • Brian

      And the two of them invented Unions by convincing Theodore Roosevelt to produce the Model T in America not China!

      • Vecchiojohn

        Was that before or after Ronald Reagan liberated the death camps?

        • Brian

          Before but after Reagan and O’Neill ended Racism but sending Bonzo into space.

    • Anna Rompage

      Was it in some sort of sense that the Dems should be open to compromise and go easy on the GOP after their upcoming shellacking in Nov?

  • goonemeritus

    At my age I mostly dream about baked goods but after Hillary is done publicly humiliating the Donald I guess I will have to get busy for my love of America.

  • Boojum

    Does he think political affiliation is hereditary?

    • Brian

      sexual orientation is a choice, political party is not.

  • Nasty Astraea

    Clinton is now projected to get exactly the same youth vote share as Obama did in 2012 (60 percent), according to a massive new study released Monday by the Black Youth Project at the University of Chicago, as part of its GenForward survey series. It’s a stunning turnaround for a campaign that has faced months of fierce criticism and second-guessing over its apparent inability to shore up its millennial support.

    “Over time, young voters have really come to think that Gary Johnson doesn’t represent their interests, that [Green Party candidate] Jill Stein is not going to win, and that the stakes are very high in this election,” says Cathy Cohen, a political scientist at the University of Chicago and the study’s lead author, in an interview. “And while they still don’t have great love for Clinton, it looks like they’ve decided to vote for her.”

    http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/10/25/13382964/hillary-clinton-millennial

  • Joe Beese
    • msanthropesmr

      420 hehehehehe

  • BadKitty904

    Pugsley Addams: The Later Years…

    • Not socially functional enough

      • BadKitty904

        Good point. Pugsley always seemed to be a pretty happy-go-lucky lad.

        • Never minded his sister trying to kill him all the time

          • BadKitty904

            Well, in fairness, he was trying to kill her, too.

  • Reality Kills

    One of Trump’s supporters statement. He really sounds brilliant. Bigily.

    Mike Hudson of Grove City, Ohio, woke up at 2:30 a.m. and drove three hours to be the first in line at Donald Trump’s rally in Charleston, West Virginia. The event started at 7 p.m. last night. Hudson, 74, got there at 6 a.m. It was the Vietnam veteran’s fourth Trump rally, and he picked a spot in the third row. “I’m afraid of what our country is turning into. I went out and fought for this country. And the people that’s run it have never done anything like that for this country,” he said. “The only thing they do is take paychecks. And Donald Trump’s one that doesn’t need a paycheck, and he’s a great person.” Just an hour before we spoke, House Speaker Paul Ryan said on CNN that he wasn’t ready yet to endorse the party’s presumptive nominee. Upon hearing the news, Hudson didn’t even blink. “We’re going to fire him and put Newt Gingrich in there,” he said. “We don’t need him no more. He’s nothing but nothing.”

    • OrG

      Ayup

  • Joe Beese

    Republicans, on the verge of losing the Senate, are plowing a mammoth $25 million into six races in a last-ditch attempt to stop Donald Trump from dragging the entire GOP down with him.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/panicking-gop-makes-major-last-minute-senate-investment-230309

    • yyyaz

      I hope it is every bit as effective as the $130 mil Jerb! flushed down the shitter.

  • Brian

    Warren just called Trump, “a selfish, little sleazeball.” Yup, that sounds about right.

    • TJ Barke

      No that’s not right. He’s a YOOOGE sleazeball.

  • Reality Kills

    Listen to this moron and his reason why he likes Trump: He does like to live on the edge.

    Fred Jenkins of New Cumberland, Pennsylvania, said he’s been a Trump supporter from the beginning of the billionaire’s campaign and likes his unpredictable style. “The fact that nobody knows what Trump is going to do is very important,” he said, arguing that President Obama makes too many announcements about U.S. war plans against ISIS. It’s a point that Trump also makes on the campaign trail. “Nobody knows what Trump is going to do when he does it.”

    • OrG

      Prepare for the derpblizzardcanami

    • Nasty Astraea

      Who’s he going to bomb today? No one knows! hahahahah, how delightful.

    • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

      Hell, he’s just like me. Every morning I wonder if the piss in my boots is mine or the cats. Or if I am going to down a 6 or a 12 tonight before I drive drunk down to the beer store for more.

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      I’d love to hear how we sneak 100,000 troops, plus equipment and munitions, around the desert. Really big ferns for cover?

      • Jonny On Maui

        Ferns in the desert… Sheesh!

        Mobile Camo Sandtraps…

    • guppy06

      Trump himself doesn’t know what he’s going to do, is doing, or has done.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Well that does it — we can’t let that poster boy for ignorance and rape culture and his asshole minions ruin the fun for us. We should get it on for Hillary.

  • Reality Kills

    Trump’s supporters a basket of room temperature IQ’ed people.

    • CatDog

      you hanging in a freezer bro? ;)

    • vivian

      You should at least put the heat on.

  • r_dale

    This pasty guy is the one that wants to have sex with trump.

  • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

    Seriously though, what’s wrong with his head? Even if momma leaves you in the crib for several months, your head don’t come out this shape…

    • Jonny On Maui

      I’m liking the idea someone posted way below that his head is that way to make it easier to cram into his ass.

      • OrG

        yipes

      • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

        It looks like it was really stuck up there and it took several pulls to get it out.

    • BadKitty904

      Perhaps he’s still in the process of assuming his final form.

      • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

        CELL LIBELZ!!!

        • Suse

          Invasion of the Body Snatchers pods libelz!11!!

        • BadKitty904

          Honest to God, this dude looks like something out of a Lovecraft story.

          • Suse

            His head shape looks kind of poisonous mushroomy to me.

          • BadKitty904

            Is de-evolution even a thing?

          • Suse

            Yes!

          • BadKitty904

            So, my theory has validity…

  • msanthropesmr

    HONKIES UP 1 NOTHING

    • OrG

      1-NIL if you hate america

    • MasterDebaterBozi

      Go Native Americans!

  • Anna Rompage

    Yeah, I have “sexy” fantasies of Trump alright. – naked, laying face down, hog tied & ball gaged on my dirty basement floor, while a long line of women wait their turn to unleash all the vindictive fantasies that they have around getting back at all the men who have objectified them, sexually harassed and assaulted them, and treated them with disrespect just because of their gender…

    • Jonny On Maui

      There may be a long line but I’m betting there won’t be much left but a wet spot after the first lady gets done…

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    Way to go Cub-os…2-0 Cleveland

  • chascates

    So the Trump T-shirt turns him into a chick magnet?

    • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

      His mom is always yelling at him to stay out of the chicken coop

  • Reality Kills

    By the way, SNL’s 3rd debate was awesome. I have watched so many times! Mr. Guacamole! That was hilarious. Well, the whole thing was.

  • Suse

    Speaking of the Orange Asshole, I’m watching him on Chris Hayes screaming, as usual, about the rotten crooked media. His supporters are threatening members of the press at his rallies and elsewhere. Why in the hell don’t they all tell him to fuck off and stop giving him any coverage at all? I know – circulation and ratings. They need to get a collective spine and not give him the time of day.

    • Anna Rompage

      Just another example of how money can corrupt just about anything….

      • Suse

        It enrages me, really. They’ll keep giving him all the publicity he wants after Hillz wins. We will never be rid of him.

        • Anna Rompage

          I’m pretty sure he will drop faster than Melenia’s dress when she’s with her young lover stud…..

        • Dee Animal-Andee

          If he keeps eating garbage, snorting cocaine, and gaining weight, he’ll be gone soon enough. And we’re not even getting into his pending court date. Maybe he’ll get locked up.

    • Dee Animal-Andee

      I read about how he used small donor money to buy a shitton of his shitty Deal book, signed them, and is now selling them back to those same small donors for a $180 donation.

      • Anna Rompage

        I’m pretty sure he bought so many just so it looked like people actually bought the book… The suckers willing to pay $180 are just a grifty sideline to the whole deal

        • Dee Animal-Andee

          He’s claiming the book is now out-of-print on the ads for it. Which it isn’t.

  • BadKitty904
    • Suse

      Oh dear Gawd!

      • BadKitty904

        Thought you were gonna sleep tonight, didn’t ya?

        • Suse

          I was hoping to!

          • BadKitty904

            An unbroken circle of salt around your bed helps…

          • Suse

            Must it be organic kosher sea salt?

          • Dee Animal-Andee

            Any salt will disintegrate slugs. Just use ‘liberally!’

          • Suse

            ;-)

          • BadKitty904

            Preferably, though plain ol’ Morton’s will do in a pinch.

          • nasty taco truck vagenda

            A circle of salt and Sam Winchester.

          • BadKitty904

            Better safe than sorry, esp. in this case.

    • Jonny On Maui

      There’s tonight’s nightmares!

      • Anna Rompage

        Add a Ghouliani sitting on the bedside watching you do that nasty with that, and you’re likely to never wake up from such a nightmare….

        • Jonny On Maui

          I’m never sleeping again.

        • BadKitty904

          OK, that’s just wrong.

    • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

      Maybe a 1, or less. Rosie gives me a bigger boner.

      • BadKitty904

        I’m not sure that’s helping…

        • Jonny On Maui

          I’m sure. It’s not.

      • Arolpin

        Well, Rosie is smart and funny. And both are sexy.

    • The Farce Side

      Wow, that turned me temporarily straight. I’d rather make out with his sons.

      • BadKitty904

        Nothing personal, but…ew.

    • guppy06

      Wow, I find her often on Canadian coins!

  • Crank Tango
  • IdRatherBeDancing

    OT: Ok motherfuckers! Joan Walsh liked my tweet!!! I’m ditching this hellhole — I am famous!

  • Stein Olsen

    This is how women imagine sex with Trump.

    http://i.imgur.com/ZcLFk2Z.jpg

  • Reality Kills

    Do these guys look brilliant?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BE7LLNOtnSU/

    • Jonny On Maui

      Well at least Chris brought the wife and kid along…

    • BadKitty904
      • Reality Kills

        That’s hilarious!

        • BadKitty904

          The man has locked up the slack-jawed yokel demographic. Cue the banjos!

    • Dee Animal-Andee

      Definitely looking like the kind of guys who NEED to oppress other people in order to get ahead, since reducing the competition is the only way they’ll do it.

    • a nasty feminist

      that sign is pretty much just the confederate flag switched up a bit isn’t it

  • Panika MCD

    dear pot who calls the kettle black,

    the only sexual fantasies I want to hear about less than yours is your mother’s translated through your social media accounts.

    brb: throwing up forever.

    p.s. I have seen your future and it looks like you waging a war against ethics laws which you think are UNFAIR when applied to you, but not anyone else:

    https://www.texasobserver.org/wp-content/legacy/archives/zty_060224/images/joe_nixon.jpg

  • Dee Animal-Andee

    Um, my last sex dream involved a very sexy Korean. I guess that makes me a liberal?

  • Loki1001

    Scott Adams continues to be Scott Adams

    https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/791022440377782272

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      He really has to stop huffing the markers he uses to draw.

    • Brian

      couldn’t possibly be that they have their hands full defending Mosul. Or plus, terrorist attacks are actually kind of rare.

    • Crank Tango

      So Scott Adams wants a terrorist attack, huh.

    • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

      JUST THINK ABOUT IT!!!!

      Yeah Alex Jones is calling on skype man, you’re gonna blow the thing wide open!!

    • Blacktop Cadence

      This dude needs to be medicated.

    • SayItWithWookies

      If there are no sponsored terror attacks before election day, it means Obama prefers safety. He has the means. Think about it.

    • TJ Barke

      Uh, no, ISIS has been quite clear that they want a Trump presidency.

    • Brian

      and he’s out there calling anyone who questions this statement a bully. Also:

      https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/790920262203998208

      • TJ Barke

        Pretty low bar for being a bully.

      • Nasty Astraea

        Scott Adams was actually the white women with Trump dreams the whole time!!!

        • OrG

          hehe

      • a nasty feminist

        is he having some sort of mental break in real time?

      • Panika MCD

        so he’s making himself a target for why?

      • Loki1001

        He’s been responding to anyone who calls him out for base stupidity by calling them a “bully” thus proving he doesn’t know what “bully” means.

    • Nasty Astraea

      Absence of a false flag operation is evidence of a false flag operation!!!!! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!

    • OrG

      Hey scott… dude you’re drunk go home

      • Please stay there with your electricity off

        • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

          He seems like the type to buy a generator from a televangelist.

          • That sounds safe. He should totally do that

          • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

            Jim Bakker’s food buckets are going to come in handy any day now!

          • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac
        • Anna Rompage

          Speaking of electricity, I’ve heard there’s a really neat trick that Scott should try…

          Take a metal bobby pin, pry it open a little bit, find the nearest electrical outlet not on a GFIC, put each prong of the bobby pin into the horizontal slots.

          For added fun, find an outdoor outlet next to a concrete pad, hose it down with water, and stand on the pad with bare feet..

          Note to Wonketteers; DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME AS IT WILL LIKELY RESULT IN SEVER INJURY OR DEATH

          • data_ninja

            Sorry, already did that at age 2 (or 3?) with a diaper pin across a plug. Earned some black fingertips from it, and I can still remember it well.

            Yes, yes, it was a shocking experience. I don’t know watt I was thinking at the time, I could have diode.

    • BadKitty904

      Being sane, Scott, I don’t really need to think about it.

    • Brian
      • Jonny On Maui

        But doesn’t listen…

      • Jen B_VA

        you should tweet that at him XD Cause that be funny

    • a nasty feminist

      i love the last part, think about it. lol. yes. that really validates your claim there

    • Panika MCD

      pretty sure that we are not the only people who experience ISIS attacks as terrorism.

    • Jen B_VA

      wait, what?

    • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

      “Think about it”…more than Adams did.

  • BadKitty904

    OT: And Trump thinks America ISN’T already great?!?1?

    Anheuser-Busch Delivers a Bunch of Beer in a Self-Driving Truck
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/anheuser-busch-delivers-a-bunch-of-beer-in-a-self-driving-truck_us_580fbc3ce4b001e247deee66

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      Yeah…but Budweiser? Man…

      • The Farce Side

        Only robots can be convinced to deliver it. They don’t have taste buds, yet.

      • BadKitty904

        Meh. Beer is beer.

    • Why didn’t the robot stop harm to humans by driving that “beer” into a volcano?

      • Joe Beese

        When robots truly achieve artificial intelligence, they sure as shit won’t choose to drink Budweiser.

        • Joe Beese

          If I sound bitter about this, it’s because I came of drinking age in the mid-80s. And as a consequence, I lost 30 years of potential beer drinking in the erroneous belief that Budweiser is what beer was supposed to taste like.

          • Jen B_VA

            Look at it this way, Joe, you learned. Imagine if you will all the folks out there who never did, and never will.

          • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

            “If I sound bitter about this…”

            IBU 40.

    • Jonny On Maui

      Anybody who’s signed up for truck driving school should be shitting bricks right about now.

      • Joe Beese

        The teamster leadership is putting a brave face on things, saying that drivers will be needed for the difficult stuff for a long time to come.

        But I don’t know. That’s 3.5 million jobs living on borrowed time, as far as I can tell.

        • Jonny On Maui

          That’s absolutely right. You watch. Freight hauling by truck across the flatlands is going to automate faster than anyone expects.

          • Jen B_VA

            nah, first fatal collision and these things will be banned faster than you can say community organizer.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Oh Jen! You really think a death or several will stop the profit hunters?

      • BadKitty904

        Yaaaaaaaah, you might wanna hold off on that for a bit…

    • BadKitty904

      DISCLAIMER: I don’t actually drink beer, as it tastes like mold, so you toss-pots just deal with the “Budweiser” thing…

  • Jon Sussex

    This is why I can’t have a goatee.

  • Blacktop Cadence

    OT: Another voice sample. The average pitch is 205 hz (My male is 118 hz and the average female is 220, but the range begins around 170), the upper limit of what we’re currently working on. I tried to add a bit of spooky inflection at the end, so it evened out the pitch

    http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nnULkcSMDm

    • Nasty Anna Dash

      I think this is very feminine, you sound good. :)

      I still think you need to slow down just a bit on tempo. Try to imagine saying this line as an actress on stage.

      • Blacktop Cadence

        I’m actually doing exercises to slow down a bit. We measured my rate out and my speaking rate is only a bit above normal. my reading speed is super fast. :-D

        • Nasty Anna Dash

          That makes sense. :) This sounds very feminine.

          I’m still just doing husky. I’ve tried recorded myself on my little camera and playing it on the PC, I have a lot of work to do.

          • Blacktop Cadence

            If you can spare the dough the app I use is $13 on iTunes app store (pretty sure there’s a droid version too). It’s called Voice Analyst. Measures your pitch.

            I’d also recommend r/transvoice. Ignore the posts asking to be gendered and look for the solid advice. What I’ve basically been doing with my voice therapist is building blocks. Started with vowel sounds, added the letter “L”, then short words, long words, short phrases — well, you get the idea. The goal is to hit pitch, speak from the front of your mouth (women largely speak from their heads, men from their chests).

            I can pretty much hold a conversation now, but it’s not habitual.

          • Nasty Anna Dash

            Thank you. :) I was just playing with the site you linked.

            Would you mind if I emailed you a sample? I’m not quite ready to display for everyone.

          • Blacktop Cadence

            Of course, but it might be tomorrow afternoon before I get to it. Hope you don’t mind. :-D

          • Nasty Anna Dash

            No, not at all. :) Thanx :D

            sent!

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      Nice, even. Good inflection. You didn’t rush it like the last time.

      • Blacktop Cadence

        Thanks, like I said, I am trying to slow down.

        • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

          It shows.

  • bookish
  • Vagendadentacohontas

    New diet trend: imagine drumpf supporters creating a white babbeh boom; starve yourself to death because obvs; profit!

    • The constant projectile vomiting helps

    • Panika MCD

      I thought they were just giving us bulimia so that we could be 10s…?

  • Nounverb911

    The Washington Post has a problem with it’s supporters….

    https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/791072652421136384

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      I could have gone another 100 years without that.

      • Nounverb911

        So could Katy Tur…

        • Brian

          Katy Tur has spent a year and a half on her resume for Sainthood.

    • Jen B_VA

      WaPo’s got the clap?

  • idiotboy

    Ah, what the hell do you know. Get back in the kitchen.

    • Hello friend. Are you lost?

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        Is that a rhetorical question?

        • (Shhh! I’m trying to take Nastywomaninamood’s lead and polite the troll away)

          • jowgajen

            Troll status unknown? Perhaps he just messed up the liberal call sign.

          • Polite also helps with that.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Just living up to his handle…

          • NastyWomanInaMood

            Awwww….thanks!

      • idiotboy

        Not at all, I am snarky and making dinner for my wife and I right now. Fucking liberals, we really need to set a guideline, perhaps a new (knew) alfabet.

        • Pinkham’s Law

          But, to be quality snark, it has to be snide, sarcastic, AND witty. One out of three . . .well, that’s not very good. But I’m sure you can do better if you try!

          • idiotboy

            You DO understand the problem. Thank you.

          • Suse

            Identify yourself before we hit you with our Banhammer of Loving Correction!

          • BloviateMe

            Oh he’s been around for awhile.

            Say, know why women don’t need a watch? Because there’s a perfectly good clock on the stove.

            **he douche comments, he scores!

          • Jen B_VA

            cough, more like he douche comments and he does NOT score.
            Cause that is how it works, see

          • BloviateMe

            The whole thing is rigged.

          • Jen B_VA

            That’s what she said!
            *runs and hides*

          • Pinkham’s Law

            Aw, c’mon, Suse – he hasn’t done anything terrible. No need to threaten him with Dok. Yet.

          • Suse

            I’m feeling very vulnerable tonight. Sorry.

          • BloviateMe

            Sorry, wouldn’t have done the jokie thingie if I’d have know that.

          • Suse

            It’s totally okay! I’m just sad and maudlin. Getting close to the 7th anniversary of my only sibling’s passing.

          • Jonny On Maui

            ::HUGS::

          • Suse

            Thanks, Jonny.

          • Jen B_VA

            What Jonny said :hugs:

          • Suse

            Thank you, Jen. It’s so weird to lose a sibling. It’s like losing a body part. I miss my parents, too, but it’s not the same kind of loss.

          • Jen B_VA

            It couldn’t be. We expect to lose our parents someday; it is part of our reality. Our peer group though? That is weird.

          • Idaho4644

            “Grieve not,
            Nor speak of me with tears,
            But laugh and talk of me as if I were beside you there.”
            – Isla Paschal Richardson

            I found this right after my father passed away and it helps a lot.

          • Suse

            That’s nice, and I do think of my sis being beside me always. Thank you.

          • NastyWomanInaMood

            I’m so sorry to hear that. (((Hugs))).

          • **hugs**

          • Suse

            Thanks.

          • Pinkham’s Law
          • Jonny On Maui

            We got your back Suse. As BloviateMe says, idiotboy has been around a while. Sometimes he’s a hit, sometimes a miss…

          • Crank Tango

            Always amusing when someone uses their real name to be an a-hole online.

        • guppy06

          А Б В Г Д Е…

        • Panika MCD
          • Jen B_VA

            G is for GMOs that we don’t want in our food
            H is for humus that smells like a funky mood

          • Panika MCD

            can I get something with a bit more tinfoil?

          • Jonny On Maui

            A is for Aluminum which is better than tin for blocking the control rays the lizard people broadcast…

            Maybe a little long…

          • Jen B_VA

            Hrrrmmmm a bit. Maybe
            A is for Aluminum, we make it into hats
            B is for Beta males who hide like bats
            C is for Cabal who run all our banks
            D is for Donald, who has all our thanks
            E is for edumacation, public skools R the worst
            F is for Freedumbs, without which we’d burst

          • BloviateMe

            That’s not what she said.

          • Jen B_VA

            ok that was a score. I admit it ^.^

          • BloviateMe
          • vivian

            A is for Aluminum
            which is better than tin
            for blocking the rays
            the lizards send in

            B is for Bologna
            cuz that all we eat
            we’re full to the brim
            on the goverment teat

          • Jen B_VA

            OOOOOOOOOOO

            Viv, you need to write this as a whole thing. DO WANT MOAR

          • NasteyeGrex
          • Pages are framed and hanging above my bed

        • Crank Tango
          • Joe Beese

            Obviously, I had to upfist that one.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      You must have seen Robyn’s recipe for Sunday Gravy the other day. It did look delicious, didn’t it?

  • bubbuhh
    • Shibusa

      Little Sheep of Horrors.

      • Arolpin

        Big sheep of horrors. That’s a HUGE ram.

        • Jen B_VA

          that’s what ewe say

        • BloviateMe

          He’s a wooly bully I hear.

    • Jen B_VA

      Hey Forney, get offa mah ewe

  • Apple Scruff

    Looks like Obamza ain’t going nowhere when he leaves office:) http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/obama-holder-redistricting-gerrymandering-229868

    • Jonny On Maui

      Good! Let’s get some outside completely non-partisan organization to set the districts. No more of the ‘both sides do it’ crap and win on the power of your argument.

      • Jen B_VA

        Would be nice if they had actual districts like…say standard 5 mile radius or whatever.
        All done! So easy! Everyone within a bike ride of school and or voting place yay

        • Jonny On Maui

          And you’d have to learn how to get along with your neighbors again.

          • Jen B_VA

            ok drawback. My neighbors like to shoot shit up for no other reason than to do it.
            True story: Was behind them at the Walsmart a few months back. They paid for their groceries with an EBT card. I don’t judge, hell, young kids, whatever right?
            But then proceeded to buy, with cash, hundreds of dollars worth of ammo- one at a time.
            Yup. Did I mention the trump sign they put up?

          • Jonny On Maui

            Bless their hearts!

          • Jen B_VA

            They are young. I hold out hope that learning is inevitable.
            Course, said learning might make them more embittered….

          • NasteyeGrex

            I’m sure they’re totally upset about all the taker welfare queens with Caddys, too.

            bleh.

  • Suse

    Tim Kaine is going to be on Rachel’s show in a few minutes.

    • Clash of adorables!

      • Suse

        I have crushes on both of them.

        • My favourite is when she hugged the stack of emails from angry Maineites(?) And giggled about loving them.

          • Suse

            Her parents live pretty close to me. I may stalk them on Thanksgiving.

          • Good plan. Less likelyhood of trampling

          • Don’t Grab Gosala

            I’m told there are two forms

            Mainer
            Mainiac (yes, and used with no hint of irony)

          • Jen B_VA

            Mainenite sounds more funny. Though we could totes use Maineniteiac with all due sense of irony ^.^

      • BloviateMe

        SHA! Two of my favorite dorks right there.

  • Nounverb911
    • Idaho4644

      Lord Voldegrope?

      He who shall not be voted for?

      • BloviateMe

        Tom Diddle.

        • Jen B_VA

          Peter Pussygrab

  • Brian

    Maddow about to report some new, exclusive, inflammatory Trump fact. What are the odds it’s not going to be surprising or inflammatory? 100% or 1,000%?

    • Brian

      yup, some one is claiming Donald’s father told him, while Donald was in the room, “You know I do not rent to n*****s.” This is not news.

      • TJ Barke

        Or shocking.

  • Ilgattomorte

    OK, he got me. I’m having sex dreams involving Donald Trump. Look, I’m a guy, I’m not gay or anything and I don’t find Donald Trump particularly attractive. It’s just when I was a kid, I would love to take a big, juicy navel orange, warm it up in the microwave and just have at it. Donald Trump reminds me of that.

    Then there’s also, those really tiny hands. Just imagine how large and strong those minuscule little hands would make you feel. Sure, Trump is a disgusting, awful, horrible, ugly individual, but who among us wouldn’t love to have sex with a big, fat, juicy orange with tiny little digits?

    So fine! I’m having sex dreams about Donald Trump … or a fat, bald, juicy, anthropomorphic orange, with tiny little hands. Same difference!

    • OrG

      Ha I Thought I was The Only One

  • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

    Over 150K ballots in in Nevada. Still outpacing 2012.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    OT: We have the n’clang story finally.

    • Well, it was only a matter of time

    • boyblue123

      the what story?

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      Ppft — it was Fred Trump — try harder NBC

    • Nasty Astraea

      His father said it though.

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        yup — nothing burger

  • Alan

    I think I had a sexy dream about Robyn.

    • OrG

      only one?

      • Alan

        Only one at a time.

  • Nounverb911

    Sheriff Arpaio officially charged with contempt. Being fitted for a pink jumpsuit in 3…2…1…

    http://www.abc15.com/news/state/maricopa-county-sheriff-joe-arpaio-officially-charged-with-criminal-contempt

  • Nasty Astraea

    Ok now it is something. And it at least went to his knowledge of discrimination.

    • Suse

      I hope Fred is burning in Hades.

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        If nothing more than for foisting his fuckstick son on us all.

        • Suse

          Of course it’s all lies.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      And she has the paperwork. Oops.

    • BloviateMe

      Yeah, I was getting uneasy with the whole sins of the father thing.

    • Interesting that Hillary was going undercover to expose discrimination against black children early on, and Trump was investigated by a similar undercover operation. There’s some weird symmetry there.

      • Suse

        It’s a conspiracy.

        • Everything is a conspiracy in Trump’s America.

        • Pinkham’s Law

          Well, of course. Facts have a liberal bias. That’s why Rs avoid them whenever possible.

      • Nasty Astraea

        And Tim kaine was fighting the same kind of discrimination trump was practicing.

        • IdRatherBeDancing

          yes he was! It’s personal with the Obamas, Clinton and Kaine.

        • Good point. More symmetry.

    • Brian

      A) of course Trump’s father has said that.
      B) of course Trump has said that or something similar and has definitely used that word.
      C) of course some one will say they said these things.
      D) unless there’s video or audio it doesn’t change anything so it’s a waste of time to report on it.

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        I know — I want an Apprentice tape!!!

      • Nasty Astraea

        I think the overall story on the housing discrimination they practiced is good jouralism, especially since trump is trying to revise history. Rachel is just overhyping it.

        • Brian

          but it’s already been reported. Hillary’s mentioned it over and over. Nobody cares.

          • Nasty Astraea

            Should journalists only report on things that are dramatic and known to be hugely impactful? I don’t think so.

          • Brian

            no, I agree. I guess it goes back to what you said about Maddow’s hype. It just especially annoyed me because she was acting like this was some huge, game-changing thing when it really isn’t.

          • Jen B_VA

            Funny thing? Probably would be! In…any other election but this one.
            Also game changing would be:
            Saying you want to grab pussy
            Calling for the assassination of your opponent
            Saying you will put political dissidents in jail, sans actual proof of criminal enterprise
            constantly needing surrogates to run about translating what you say

            2016: Can’t change the game when no one is playing by the rules no mo

          • Brian

            yup, yep, yeah, yes, ja, да, oui, and sí

          • NasteyeGrex

            So this is how democracy dies. Not with a bang, but a wharrgarbl.
            http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/625/135891.jpg

      • Any time spent reporting on Trump being a racist is time not spent rehashing old Clinton scandals or reading from Wikileaks. I’ll take it.

  • Pinkham’s Law

    Looking better all the time.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YttscNOoAjA

  • Reality Kills

    Listen to this guy:

    “I’ve always considered myself a black Donald Trump, even in college and playing football. I just want to give him a shot. I want to see something different. I like his business moves. He’s a successful guy. I like his aura. I like his persona. So I want to emulate that and maybe I can be successful in the same way.” – John Bradley, 38, Tampa

    Successful by what standards? Very low standards this guy has.

    • Jen B_VA

      So he wants to screw over his investors, workers and contractors and cheat on tax laws too?????

      • Jen B_VA

        reply to self:
        ORRRrrrr be an obnoxious blowhard that folk mock endlessly?

      • Reality Kills

        He wants a +$900M write off too.

        • Jen B_VA

          Love when the grifters just out themselves. Kind of them. Makes it easier to find em.

          • Pinkham’s Law

            Gotta confess, here. I wouldn’t mind being rich enough that I could take a 900B loss and still be rich. Could do a lot of good with that much money.

          • Jonny On Maui

            A Sanity Check question:

            How much is enough?

          • Jen B_VA

            I can field this one!
            For me personally? About a mil would set me up, the spawn, and most the folks I know could have a nice bit- pay shit off sort of stuff, nothing fancy.
            With say 10 mil I could maybe open up a small factory type thing, something trendy and hip, put some peoples to work. with 500 mil I could open up a big ass factory and revitalize a county.
            With a billion I could buy a nice chunk of land and put up a commune slash homeless shelter where I can teach folks skills while giving them a livable space, and it could probably be self sufficient if I worked it right (a school, a farm, a lil goods making place, etc).
            Just…off the top of my head.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Sanity? Check!

          • Jen B_VA

            I may have thought about this once or twice.
            I have not yet named my commie farm and training facility though I think Freedom Nugget Land has a nice ring to it.

          • NastyWomanInaMood

            Freedom Nugget Land is very interesting, and I would love to subscribe to your newsletter.

          • Jen B_VA

            Once i get that billion and start on the project, I shall sign you up!

          • NastyWomanInaMood

            Much obliged!

          • Jen B_VA

            I had another thought about moving to like CO and starting a home growing business. Because money and also pot and mostly pot.
            But lazy. And too po to move and start a grow your own business.

          • NastyWomanInaMood

            Well, you’d certainly be welcome in Oregon.

          • Jen B_VA

            :D
            That idea also had a hiring idea with it, put people to work sort of thing, but was pondering shirtless farming at the time so likely not altruistic in intent….

          • Jen B_VA

            That is the thing, Pinks. People with that kinda money rarely do good with it, because then they would cease to have it.
            Exceptions to that of course. Notable ones. We give those kind of riches awards and name streets after em.

          • IdRatherBeDancing

            I also too want that Versailles whore house look for my living quarters — so I can absorb my expensive bad taste.

          • Pinkham’s Law

            Ew NO! Remember, I’m a Ghey, and I’m married to an interior designer. I’m more of an Architectural Digest kinda guy. If I was going to have an absurd home, it would be more like this.

            http://ap.rdcpix.com/828130947/c9f63605529338fd2079ce48f2fa498dl-m0xd-w640_h480_q80.jpg

          • NastyWomanInaMood

            That’s actually absurdly beautiful.

          • Pinkham’s Law

            Thanks you for validating my taste! LOL

            But yeah, seriously? I have made looking at houses/floor plans a hobby since I was a kid, and I despise houses like Trump’s. Yes, it’s superficially impressive, but It’s boring and looks uncomfortable. If you have that kind of money, why wouldn’t you get what YOU want, rather than what you think will impress others?

          • NastyWomanInaMood

            Trump has always struck me as the Platonic ideal of nouveau riche. And I say that as a proud member of the jamais riche.

          • Pinkham’s Law

            And yet, he ISN’T nouveau riche – he inherited his money. Ah well. Money can’t buy taste.

          • theCryptofishist

            All he wants is to impress others.

            Which might be his biggest interest in the presidency.

          • Jen B_VA
          • Pinkham’s Law

            Beautiful!

          • Jen B_VA

            I think so. Can’t really see the house but it is the garden that is important anyway XD
            There will be a ceder swing, yes. And probably a pergola thing with vines on it because yes. And a babblin brook.

    • Joe Beese
  • Reality Kills

    They want change. The question is what kind of change? For the worse?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BLhXs_6hX5w/

    • Jonny On Maui

      They want change. Right. They’d like it to change back to 1840 again…

      • Panika MCD

        I’m sure they’d prefer to have frost on the ground as long as it was on average in the 1840s and no stupid border fence.

    • Panika MCD

      they don’t like that thing blocking their view?

  • Pinkham’s Law

    Anderson Cooper is digging into whether or not the polls are rigged. (Spoiler alert: No. No, they aren’t)

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      But the OVERSAMPLING — wikileaks said …. and Project Veritas — Benghazii!!!!

  • Panika MCD

    mostly for Callyson, but for everyone also too. #s from the most populous counties in TX for Day 1 of EV:

    County 2012 – 2016
    Harris: 47,093 – 67,471 (Houston)
    Dallas: 32,266 – 58,337 (Dallas)
    Tarrant: 30,137 – 43,149 (Ft. Worth…still a bit squirrely)
    Bexar: 30,087 – 35,431 (San Antonio)
    Travis: 16,378 – 35,066 (Austin)
    Collin: 16,531 – 31,283 (Plano and other DFW suburbs)
    El Paso: 8,243 – 15,125 (El Paso)
    Denton: 12,300 – 16,963 (UNT = jazz and surgical students)
    Fort Bend: 13,264 – 18,180 (Houston suburbs)
    Hidalgo: 11,977 – 18,526 (McAllen…on the border)
    Montgomery: 9,152 – 12,480 (Cut N’ Shoot and more Houston suburbs, one of the fastest growing counties in the state. was rural until like 4 years ago)
    Williamson: 9,263 – 18,103 (Round Rock, Cedar Park, Pflugerville and other Austin suburbs; another fast growth area…used to be reactionarily red, now purple)
    Nueces: 4,919 – 6,088 (Corpus Christi)
    Galveston: 7,446 – 11,022 (UT Medical Center and people who get stuff from the port in Houston to the Gulf of Mexico)
    Cameron: 4,027 – 6,581 (Brownsville)
    Total: 253,083 – 393,805

    that’s not counting VBMs. Travis had, by yesterday, 9527 VBMs already back at the clerk’s office. by the end of the first day of early voting in 2012, 4557 VBMs had been received by the clerk’s office.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      It is my wet dream for Texas to flip blue.

      • Panika MCD

        we don’t have enough water for that. you’re going to have to have a dry dream. sorry.

        • IdRatherBeDancing

          If it turns blue — dry will be fine!

          • Panika MCD

            let us turn purple first. and read the interview that the National Review did with Steve Munisteri.

    • Jen B_VA

      WOOOT. Vote, Texas! Even if we don’t agree on whom for, vote vote vote

      *say this knowing full well that more votes is almost always good for liberals even if we do not win*

      • Panika MCD

        we’ve got most of the large city mayors. have you ever seen our redistricting map? it’s crazy! that’s the best way to turn a “hey, politics is rude and I don’t care” into a “that’s not fair!!! vote the bums out!”

        • Jen B_VA

          The last Gov election here in VA, the republicans were up early because all the small rural places rushed to get in numbers and make it look like they were winning before the northern polls closed.
          Did not work. Northern neck still yanked us back from the stupid ^.^

    • Brian
      • Panika MCD

        they’s closer to CA than to Austin.

    • Brian
      • Panika MCD

        I was going to post “Northeast Texas Women”, but then I realized that it would only give the Trumpettes ideas.

    • Brian
      • Panika MCD

        I don’t have numbers for Jefferson Co.

    • Brian

      oh, wait, yeah, this is very close to my exact interaction with Texas, except I didn’t run into any awning. I just got pulled over ever damned time because of the car I drove. Fuck Texas.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwNHMjfvZXo

      • Panika MCD

        were you driving through Williamson and/or did you have out of state plates?

        • Brian

          It has been in several different parts of the state. And, yes, always out of states plates. But I was never speeding, or even close, but I was always driving a 1970 VW Bus which I wouldn’t dare push the speed limit with. But they always found a reason to pull me over. I’ve been pulled over in Texas more times than I’ve been there, which is double digits. (FYI, I’ve only been pulled over 2 other times in my life. both times when I was legit speeding once as a teen and once post bus. Considering how many times i’ve driven back and forth across the country, Texas is shit!) I’ve spent significant time in every state (well, only a week in Hawaii and Alaska) and Texas is the only state I hope to never have to go to again.

          • Panika MCD

            it’s because the state offloads a lot of the costs for services which are required to be provided on the local governments. the ISDs have to have an automatic election if they raise property taxes more than 8% and a tax rate election can be petitioned for if the counties or cities exceed the rollback limit (not counting taxes on new construction). since they have limited means by which they can raise the funds they need for basic services, a lot of times local law enforcement become another source of revenue and they’d rather pull over someone from out of state that just wants to pay the ticket and get the hell out of there rather than on their friends and neighbors. so it was the plates, not the vehicle, that got you pulled over. my mom’s Vanagon hasn’t been pulled over since she got TX plates on it.

            AK has to have separate law enforcement forces to deal with alcoholism, but they still manage to pull off “we’re a young state, give us federal monies please!” so they don’t have to deal with the same stuff. but they did just lose 25% of their revenue so that may change.

    • Brian

      oh, wait, the best thing ever to come out of Texas explains why Texas is great and everyone else sucks. Texas couldn’t be worse unless it was named Mississippi or Alabama.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMhaehb5AnE

    • NastyWomanInaMood

      To Trump’s hopes and dreams.

      https://youtu.be/gcoJyvxlbCI

  • Brian

    The racists are owning the domestic abusers in sportsball. yay?

  • Pinkham’s Law

    Meanwhile, on Faux: Megyn Kelly is interviewing Tim Tebow about his new book. How . . topical. *eyeroll*

    • Jen B_VA

      Is it about how Jesus wanted him to play the football but then was all psych bro, I want you to suck at the football and go try a stunt at staying relevant with the baseball next?

      • Joe Beese

        People don’t like to talk about it, but Jesus actually submitted to crucifixion to win His victory over Death for Tim Tebow.

        I mean, He’s not unhappy that the rest of us got saved. But redeeming Tim Tebow was the main thing.

        • Jen B_VA

          So when is he gonna be redeemed?

          • Jonny On Maui

            As soon as they make refillable glass coke bottles again. Or they turn him into a coupon, whichever…

          • Jen B_VA

            I’d like to use my Teebo card for 20% off the bill please.
            Whaatta mean you don’t accept Tebow????

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        But at least Tebow walks the walk — like him or not — I can at least respect that while cringing mightily while he wears his religion on his sleeve. Compare to the false sanctimony of Pence.

        • Jen B_VA

          Hmmmm not sure if he does or not. Does seem very interested in self-promotion and personal glory. Sorta not quite what that JC dude said…specially the loverly slut shaming billboards and what not.

          • cynmac’s bigly nasty pussy

            Maybe IRBD means that Tebow is not obviously hypocritical, like Pence.

      • Señor Bad Hombre

        Warning Middle Eastern Radical with your daughters! (Or what Jesus really likes: ballet.)
        http://biblical-studies.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/jesus_ballet.jpg

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      I’d like to her ask him how to hit an 85-mph slider on the black and watch him lock up like he does at the plate.

  • Joe Beese

    There is one theory that Trump’s campaign seems to be hedging on, which is that there’s a swath of voters who don’t like to be polled, and if a firm contacts them—these voters tell lies to protect themselves.

    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2016/10/24/landslide-reuters-projects-326-electoral-votes-for-clinton-n2236002

    People are going to vote for Trump, see? They’re just ashamed to admit it.

    • TJ Barke

      They should be.

    • Jen B_VA

      This is my fav theory. That Trump supporters are shy and or silent.
      LOVE THAT ONE XD

      • NastyWomanInaMood

        They do seem a bashful, retiring group.

        • NastyBosGrl

          Retired

    • Crank Tango

      A Trump is like a moped, fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to see you on one?

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      I personally think he is overpolling cause the Trump campaign has no ground game — they are not doing the boring basic things to get elected.

      • Crank Tango

        Remember when they used to say that running a campaign was like a job interview for the office?

        • Jen B_VA

          That is so 2015

    • Royal Ugly Hombre

      Most people like to be polled, although they might not admit it to a stranger.

    • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

      Somebody needs to post that video of the tattoo meathead beating his chest and shouting “make my burrito” and then Trump Trump Trump”

    • puipui

      Based on my phonebanking experience, I very sincerely doubt that Trump supporters are at all reluctant to tell the caller all about their support in the most assertive language they can manage.

  • Reality Kills

    Trump: “I’d love to fight Biden.”.

    No, Donald. You would send someone to “fight” (scripted) for you. Remember battle of the billionaires?

    • phoenix00

      and Biden would wipe the floor with whoever Trump sends

  • Don’t Grab Gosala

    The first movie I ever saw was Mary Poppins .

    I have come to understand that my understanding is that there is a choice between selfishness

    https://youtu.be/cpfinXR6Njw

    And generosity

    https://vimeo.com/138064997

    Of course generosity wins

    https://youtu.be/oBkSy3dnIY8

    • And…leading by example:

      https://youtu.be/cu3eAVXSX0w

      • Jen B_VA
        • Also- terrible accents!

          • Jen B_VA

            Hey now, I thought Julie had a lovely accent

          • Yes. For all i love Dick VanDyk though…oy that was bad

          • Jen B_VA

            Cringe worthy, which makes it good :D

          • Teecha

            ‘Put another tinny on the barbie Mary Poppins!’

        • Pinkham’s Law

          Notice that the Sweeps understand consent. When they all rush her after the levitating spin, all she has to do is hold up her hand, and they all stop. Huh. But, but . . .”consent” is a Liberal, politically correct thing, is’t it?

          • Also, Mary is magic, bitches!

          • Teecha

            Yeh, you can literally have any kind of filthy bed behaviour you can think if everyone else there consents. Perverts.

      • Don’t Grab Gosala

        So, I’ll catch hell for this, but here goes…

        Mrs. Banks is a fascinating character. As a suffragette she’s clearly on the right side of things.

        It is also clear that she doesn’t understand. She treats her servants like shit.

        But as the movie plays out, she does understand.

        Indeed the whole movie can be seen as the awakening to understanding that other people are real, that they matter, and that life is rich only insofar as we appreciate one another.

        And the process by which that happens is also interesting, progressing from the least to the most privileged — first the children, then Mrs. Banks, then Mr. Banks, and, at last, the Bank itself.

        • Jen B_VA

          huh. I actually never thought about it like that. But it makes some sense really.

    • When I first saw Mary Poppins I was about 5. I thought it was the stupidest thing I’d ever seen (since I was 5 I hadn’t seen very much). For Christmas that year I got a Mary Poppins umbrella, and was so embarrased when it rained and I had to use it. Haven’t seen the movie since.

      • BloviateMe

        Holy crap that made me laugh hard.

        The image. LMAO.

        Thank you. Go in peace.

      • Don’t Grab Gosala

        Your loss then. It’s a fine movie. Quite sophisticated for a children’s movie. All about getting out of your own stuff and recognizing that other people are real and matter.

        I’d love to have a real live Mary Poppins umbrella. You can send me yours.

        • Jen B_VA

          RIGHT? Want that! To the google machine!

          • My sister got one from the theatre run when it was in toronto. I have attempted to steal it several times

          • Jen B_VA

            There is no try in umbrella theft, picky. DO.
            And then tease her that you have it for the rest of your life.

          • She’s pretty vicious. She scratches hard

        • I think I’lost’ it in the kindergarten coat rack area…

    • Idaho4644

      And taking the time to fly a kite with your kids… better than all the money in the world.

  • Nounverb911

    “Notorious RBG” sings the blues, well actually opera.

    https://twitter.com/NYDNgossip/status/791012717159190528

    • She and Scalia had walk on crowd parts a few years ago

  • Reality Kills

    8=D onald.

  • Nounverb911
    • boyblue123

      Nice closing jab at the end of the conversation

      “You can take your anger issues and spend some time working on them Mr. speaker” haha

      • Mehmeisterjr

        I can’t muster any enthusiasm for Megyn “Santa Claus is White, He Is, He Is, He Is” Kelly but Newtie deserves everything he gets.

        Nice to see them attack each other.

    • Where has this woman been? She can definately stick around!

    • NastyWomanInaMood

      Wow is right. “You can take your anger issues and spend some time working on them.” Well played, Megyn. Well played.

    • Nounverb911

      And the threats are already coming in…
      https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/791095922709200897

      • NastyWomanInaMood

        Show of hands for those who are surprised. Anybody?

      • nasty taco truck vagenda

        Trump’s gonna sue her?

      • BloviateMe

        What happens after is a wacky sitcom with her and Keith Olbermann. Must see TV.

        • Jen B_VA

          not gonna lie. Would watch that

          • BloviateMe

            Oh hells yeah.

      • Jen B_VA

        Any bets that Dan hangs around the Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport just to say that he posts from the Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport?

        Also, Megs…you get it yet? You see what we have been saying for years?

        • TJ Barke

          She don’t care, she gets paid.

          • Jen B_VA

            Being paid is nice. But getting direct threats from the very people you have “served” loyally for years because you dare say boo about their chosen messiah of the moment?
            Whole nuther thing.

    • BloviateMe

      I’m not down with “White Santa” lady, but this was pretty sweet.

    • hvdv

      Join us on the dark side, Megyn.

      • We have cookies!

        • Homemade, since we’re so cool we have a recipe hub!

          • NastyWomanInaMood

            And there’s cake!

          • Tacoclamgenda

            Those ones we like

    • Jen B_VA

      Wow. Newt sort of looks…like a newt.
      That is creepy

      • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

        More like an iguana. A really old one.

        • BloviateMe

          “You look like an avocado, had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.”

      • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

        He didn’t get better.

    • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

      He’s still smarting from that time he had to sit in the back of Air Force One.

      • NastyWomanInaMood

        You are absolutely correct. That was a pissy little grudge that he simply can’t let go.

        Jackass.

    • Nasty Anna Dash

      Oh, let these male turds talk over me…..I’ll fucking tell them how the fucking world works.

    • CatDog

      aww … little Newty’s gonna need some of that sweet MRA lurv after all that cuckage :)

    • That seems like good advice for the GOP as a whole — take your anger issues and spend some time working on them.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      They seem to like each other.

    • Patton Oswalt just tweeted on the twitter machine about this: “With the sound off, this looks like Megyn Kelly arguing with a scrotum puppet.” He wins the internet today.

    • BloviateMe

      Cool, they just played it on O’Donnell.

  • Suse

    Thanks for your support, love, and hugs. You guys are the bestest of the best.

    • No, YOU’RE the best!

      • Suse

        You are!

        • No you are! (And……maturity achieved!)

          • Jen B_VA

            That’s what she…oh wait, wrong joke.

    • Jen B_VA

      :snuggle: You got our six, we got yours, simpatico like that.

    • BloviateMe

      Plus, we’re hung like Jesus.

      Shit! Sorry, totes inapropes.

      • Suse

        No, funny!

      • I will give you a Pam Poovey HR speech and workshop!

    • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

      We try to be each other’s umbrella in this crazy world.

  • Joshua Norton

    Yes, if there is anything Matt Forney knows about, it is what the majority of any group of women want, sexually.

    I’m thinking he’s assuming women are having lots of sex dreams about Trump because he does too.

    • Jen B_VA

      It’s all projection, after all

    • theCryptofishist

      I don’t know, maybe he’s still having sex dreams about matchbox cars.

  • Msgr_Bad_Hombre
    • NastyBosGrl

      awesome

      • CatDog

        a monstrously overused word, used correctly for once.

        • NastyBosGrl

          I was a young person in the ’80s. Can’t shake the word, overused or not ;)

          • Nasty Anna Dash

            Represent!

            “Awesome” is a perfectly AWE-sum word to use.

          • CatDog

            haha. I use it all the time. I was thinking that if anything is truly awesome, it is that special place from which all of us emerge. or something.

        • BloviateMe

          Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, the point stands.

          • Crank Tango

            Can’t refudiate that!

          • BloviateMe

            Perfectly cromulent of you to say.

          • Jen B_VA

            yer really trying my patients. Totally incensing me.

          • CatDog

            supposively, but it still doesn’t jive with me, and I mean that in a very pacific sense.

          • Tacoclamgenda

            At this point in time.

          • NastyBosGrl

            Ugh, doctors say that all the time when they’re dictating. I had it programmed into my auto correct ASPT.

          • Jen B_VA

            At this point in time is no bueno?

          • Tacoclamgenda

            Department of redundancy department.

          • Jonny On Maui

            We’ve got 2 of those…

          • NastyBosGrl

            It’s just damned annoying when they say it 50 times in two paragraphs.

    • Jen B_VA

      “This song could be considered an answer to Trump,” Pussy Riot’s Nadya Tolokonnikova told The Guardian. “But I believe the idea of powerful female sexuality is much bigger than any populist megalomaniac man … Vagina is bigger than Trump.”

      I love them so very much. SO MUCH

      • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

        “You could almost say that Trump iss like Vienna sausage in large hallvay of vagina.”

    • Very catchy!

    • jowgajen

      I LOVE THIS!!

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    Gruber got 9Ks 3-0….woohoo

    • Brian

      go, racists?

  • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

    Trump’s policy advisers apparently are not having the sexy sex dreams….
    http://reverbpress.com/politics/trump-campaign-lets-dc-policy-office-wither-die-neglect/

    The Donald Trump campaign neglected to pay so many D.C. policy advisers and staffers, many of them have quit, according to a new report from The Washington Post.

    • I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

    • Jen B_VA

      Neglected to pay?
      Is that what they call straight up stiffing now. Huh. I’d feel bad for them but it is not like they were not warned. For realz.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      That seems highly unlikely.

    • TJ Barke

      This is like the slowest toilet flush ever…

      • Anna Rompage

        Clogged toilet from the biggest turd ever….

        • Jen B_VA

          It’s been 40 years in the making. Gonna take some time ya know?

        • TJ Barke

          Naw, it’s like it’s just going round and round and won’t actually go down.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      So bad, so sad. I feel sorry for them. NOT!

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      But that can’t be! Kellyanne says they’re already vetting Cabinet picks. How can this happen?

      • Jen B_VA

        heh, Rudy better get his check up front

      • Mehmeisterjr

        “Vetting” as in “asking Putin who he likes.”

    • Nasty Anna Dash

      Poor Babbies. Now, who the in actual Fuck would have thought a Bloviating Sex criminal most noted for failed businesss and bankruptcies would be a bad boss?

      Hoots, Mon.

      • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

        Clearly not Scott Adams.

        • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

          It is truly sad to see a man who made fall off chairs laughing at his comic strip deteriorate into a sad parody of his own characters.

    • Brian
    • btwbfdimho

      Good for them, now they will claim income losses and pay no federal income taxes! Trump is already lowering the tax rate in the country!

    • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

      They know reality. N