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Can you believe it took us almost 18 hours to get our Wonkette Hillary Clinton Nasty Woman T-shirt and tote bag and coffee mug and onesie and all of the things designed and onto our redbubble store place?

Here, let’s look at with less boobs:

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“Shy,” I kept saying, “it is time to make the Wonkette Hillary Clinton Nasty Woman T-shirt and tote bag and coffee mug and onesie and all of the things,” but he was “busy” doing other stuff I had asked him to do, like a common husband slash web developer slash make me this thinger.

Whatever dude.

ANYWAY. Here is our Wonkette Hillary Clinton Nasty Woman T-shirt and tote bag and coffee mug and onesie and all of the things. We will probably make two other ones by morning.

Nasty women never sleep.

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  • Me not sure

    And Trump calls himself a businessman. Pffft.

    • Ezio

      He is going to make American jobs great again…by manufacturing his shirts and caps overseas.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      I tried to buy a “Make America Great Again” cap, but it seems the Trump campaign’s Cafe Press store has gone bankrupt – SAD.

  • Walter Wellstone

    RT: I read somewhere Ann Coulter is complaining that no one is outraged when people call her a cunt. Anyone care to comment on that? I’ll start:

    “Cunt.”

    • BehaveYrself

      Meh.

    • jowgajen

      Not a bad word.

    • schmannity

      Cunt Libelz!!

    • clubseal

      To be fair, it was originally called an “Ann Coulter,” and the c-word later became the euphemism.

      • schmannity

        I thought “it” was called a Coulter holster and then shortened to cunt.

    • Nasty Leftenant Anna

      My sister gets mad at me when I call awful worthless wastes-of-skin “cunts”. My retort: Ann Coulter.

    • Callyson

      I don’t like gendered insults, even when they are directed at a hate-filled dipshit like Ann Coulter.

      • clubseal

        Would vomit-inducing hate vampire work for you perhaps?

        • Callyson

          Oooh, I like!

        • Lascauxcaveman

          But it always sounds so natural when some Brit with a lower-class accent class someone a “cunt of a thing.”

          • Callyson

            Different context, different meaning. When a Scot called Donald a something something cuntwaffle, that was funny.

      • Bub the Bad Zombre

        I rather enjoyed Jewel’s comment at the Rob Lowe roast:

        “As a feminist I can’t support everything that’s been said up here tonight, but as someone who hates Anne Coulter I’m delighted!”

      • msanthropesmr

        Is dickhead OK? I’d hate to stop using that.

        • Callyson

          I take special pleasure in directing my “bitch, please” gifs to dudes, so sure, why not?

    • The Wanderer

      Coulter’s a waste of a good pejorative.

      • Walter Wellstone

        That’s what I think.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I’m not super comfortable with toxic vagina analogies. I’ll tell you why I’m not outraged when Ann Coulter gets up with fleas: from the Rob Lowe roast

      “I’m hoping to persuade you all to vote for [Donald] Trump, most of all I want you David [Spade], because it would prove the media is lying when they say that Trump won’t get the vote of a single spade.”

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Ouch.

    • Serai 1

      *ahem* My bits resent that remark.

    • Sean McLaren

      “I do want to say as a feminist that I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight,” Jewel said, easing into her set with an effortless jab. “But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

    • DainBramage

      As a man, I’ve stricken the word from my vocabulary. There are plenty of other words to describe Ann Coulter and her like-minded, rage inducing idiots.

    • Allen Jordan

      Not worth the effort to dig around in my extensive Anglo-Saxon collection of terms of endearment.

  • BeverlyCrusher’sWig

    YES I need all these things

  • Charles Wolf

    Trump wins bigly in
    Bait, Hook, Line & Sinker Swallow.

  • Jamoche
    • Nopuppetjohn

      I’m nasty and I vote!™®©

    • Nasty Leftenant Anna

      Thanx for this! I just ordered mine.

      Only bad thing about mail-in ballot, no “I voted” sticker.

      • Jamoche

        I drop mine off at the polling place; it’s on the route I used to take my dog on. This year will be sad; no dog to put a sticker on :(

      • Callyson

        You don’t get that in the mail with your ballot? CA sends it with mine.

        • Nasty Leftenant Anna

          I didn’t. Just double-checked.

          Maybe it slipped thru the cracks?

          • Callyson

            I’d send you mine if I could. I’ll be wearing about ten Hillary buttons on Election Day and have no space for the sticker!

          • Nasty Leftenant Anna

            XD AWE-sum! No worries, I’ll have my “Nasty” sticker soon and put that on my jacket or purse.

            I’ve never been so excited to cast my ballot. :) My first POTUS vote was for Bill Clinton in ’92, and of course again in ’96.

            But this was special, voting for this woman, as a woman.

      • Sister Artemis
        • Nasty Leftenant Anna

          Thank you! :) Saving now.

          • Sister Artemis

            I stoled the normal one off a google search last year, but the other was lovingly crafted by my delicate, nasty, womanly brain

          • Nasty Leftenant Anna

            Well created! :) It fits my feelings about having voted.

    • Callyson

      Excellent! Though I have no idea where the fuck I’ll put it, seeing as how I have four Hillary stickers on the car. But WTF, she deserves another shout-out, so I’ll figure something out…

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8837edbf6873728de109f502a91f7576d0ebbfe02cb674c5ccbd608775a9c821.jpg

  • Callyson
    • The Wanderer

      There’s no contest between either, to be honest. Trump’s been a parasite on the proletariat, and an exploiter of workers and producers.

  • Charles Wolf

    You need to add “Bad Hombre” Kaine to that shirt.

    • Jamoche

      Ooh – get his cute smily emoji with the eyebrow and put Bad Hombre on that.

  • Jamoche

    https://youtu.be/ph556N8TmBk
    “Burn in hell.”

  • Callyson

    Just ordered that shirt. It’ll get here just in time for GOTV weekend!

  • Charles Wolf

    You need to add “Bad Hombre” Kaine to that shirt.
    Wearing a large Bandolier.

    • Blacktop Cadence

      And a big sombrero.

  • msanthropesmr
  • Ricky Gay

    do they come in bigly?

    • Nasty Leftenant Anna

      That was one of my “XD” last night – Donald clarifying that he’s saying “big league”.

      Yiss, that’s *soooo* much betters than “bigly”. Putz.

      • Crank Tango

        lol I was wondering if people really thought he was saying bigly

  • Nounverb911

    I’m sure that some of these ‘people’ would like the shirts too, also.

    https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/789186263953715202

    • The Wanderer

      Hastur’s Hairy Haunches, those are the most hideously artificial smiles I’ve ever seen.

    • anwisok

      Hillary’s opponent looks like he’s in pain.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Clearly he has a warm feeling for his family. All three of them.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      It would, in fact, be an honor for them to have my vote. An honor they’re gonna have to live without, because I bestowed it on Queen Hillary, Slayer of Pumpkins.

    • limberrat

      So we’re already at the “pretty pretty please” stage. So sad, so low energy.

    • MasterDebaterBozi

      At least Tiffany can have her picture cropped out from the photo after the election.

    • CountryClubJihadi

      Poor Eric looks like a hairless cat or a hatchling in every photo.

    • kareemachan

      Honestly, are those two elder sons of his trying to look like psychopaths?

      • Nounverb911

        Like father, like sons?

      • Trying…default setting. Six of one, half dozen of the other

      • Bub the Bad Zombre

        If they have a remote “hunting cabin” somewhere, with a soundproof room in the basement equipped with manacles and torture instruments…I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.

      • Bec Jenn

        TBH, I kind of thought the brothers looked more like ferrets (it’s the teeth), and I must beg forgiveness of the ferrets for the comparison. Now I think on it, maybe gophers are a better comparison, with all due applogies to said gophers.

    • bubbuhh

      They should take all those smiles back to wherever they purchased them and go to an upscale smile store. Some things you just cannot go low on.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      if there were ever a case for a targeted drone strike…

    • Cindyinencinitas

      So punchable.

    • ViveLaNastyWimminz

      Donald’s hemorrhoids must be acting up.

    • Bad Hombre Ron

      Little Barron there is clearly thinking, ‘Can somebody please make Poppa stop touching me the way he touches my sister?’

  • Callyson
  • Snicker Haha
    • Nounverb911

      Bravo!

  • Nounverb911

    Semi Off Topically: Some one at the Al Smith dinner has a wicked sense of humor describing Trump as an ‘ardent philanthropist’

    https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/789196393202278400

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      I’ve been using that word wrong. I didn’t know “ardent” meant totally fucking suck ass.

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      Trump will be thrilled at the glowing way they describe him. Everyone else will recognize it as the sarcasm it is.

      • limberrat

        Now that I am reading it again like it is sarcasm, it makes a whole lot more sense.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Donald Trump is an ardent philanthropistussygrabber.

      /fixed

    • Crank Tango
    • Bad Hombre Ron

      I’d suspect Donnie wrote it himself, except that very few of those words are in his vocabulary.

  • DainBramage

    My ballot just arrive in the mail. Time to get to work.

    • YetAnotherRebecca

      Me too *grins* lessee…Hillary (check). Tammy Duckworth (check). Jan Schakowsky (check). How lucky am I that I have such incredible female badasses to support all up and down the ticket.

      • DainBramage

        Let’s see.
        President/VP
        US Senator
        Congress
        9 – statewide offices
        1 – legislative district senator
        2 – legislative district representatives
        6 – statewide initiatives
        2 – advisory votes on state tax issues
        1 – proposed amendment to the state constitution
        2 – country charter amendments
        10 – judges
        1 – transit authority proposition

        • Bad Hombre Ron

          And a partridge in a pear tree.

    • Don’t Grab Gosala

      The blessings of Oorululu, patron deity of civic responsibility, upon you.

    • Nasty Leftenant Anna

      I was so excited to do mine! I had made a cheat sheet already, but I took my time, re-read everything carefully, marked it carefully…

      I think walking to the post-box, was my fastest stride in quite awhile.

      • DainBramage

        I could mail it back, but City Hall has a nice drop box. I’ll take it down there tomorrow.

        • Nasty Leftenant Anna

          Nice! :)

  • Mary Sandoras

    1500 show up at Trumps rally today in OH…..ouch!

    “Of course I would accept a clear election result, but I would also reserve my right to contest or file a legal challenge in the case of a questionable result. I will follow and abide by all of the rules and traditions of all the candidates who came before me,” Trump said before 1,500 at the Delaware County Fairgrounds.

    http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2016/10/20/donald-trump-to-speak-at-delaware-county-fairgrounds-after-debate.html

    • limberrat

      As stated, the believers are disillusioned and not bothering to show up.

      • jowgajen

        His entertainment value is eroding.

        • Bad Hombre Ron

          I thought it had worn away to nothing a couple of months ago.

    • anwisok

      That’s what you should have said last night. Too late now!

      • limberrat

        Damage is already done, you can’t walk back something like that in politics.

  • Nounverb911

    Like rats off a sinking ship, senior level trumpanzees are deserting Trump.

    https://twitter.com/politico/status/789226507579326464

    • Ryan Denniston

      Help me Mittens, you’re our only hope!

    • jowgajen

      That’s Manafort’s minion, I’m sure whoever is actually paying his salary (not Trump) has decided to cut their losses.

    • bubbuhh

      Paychecks are going to get sparse on the Trump tugboat in the next two weeks if they aren’t already. Those who don’t want to work for free better git.

    • Callyson

      “I have not resigned but for personal reasons have had to take a step back from the campaign,” Murphy said in a statement to POLITICO.

      “Personal reasons” = “oh, fuck, this guy will never change!”

      • limberrat

        “I’ve gone to spend more time with the family.”
        But sir, you don’t have a family
        “Well… personal reasons” **runs toward the door**

    • DainBramage

      Personal reasons = getting the hell off the Titanic.

    • Thiazin Red

      Wasn’t there a story a couple weeks ago on how his policy team hadn’t been paid ever?

    • cousin itt
  • msanthropesmr

    That’s Ms. President, if you’re nasty.

  • Daisy

    OT: I finished the paper, and therefore proved my roommate wrong. I’m satisfied.

    • Jeffocaster in the East

      YAY!!!!!

    • Nasty Leftenant Anna

      Well Done. :)

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      My roommate gets mad at me if I don’t replace the paper when the roll runs out.

      • MasterDebaterBozi

        Over the top or down the wall? Inquiring minds want to know.

        • jowgajen

          How is there any decent argument for down the wall?

          • MasterDebaterBozi

            Cats.

          • jowgajen

            Cats is an argument for in the cabinet under the sink. :P

          • hendenburg2

            Doen’t help. Every cat that both me and my parents have owned that has had a predilection for unrolling toilet paper has been able to figure it out within 24 hours.

          • Sister Artemis

            Cats? For this reason, my tp hasn’t been on the roller for years

          • Vienna Woods

            I have had cats for 35 years and never had one who went after toilet paper. Just lucky, I guess.

        • TJ Barke

          Over the top, you barbarians!

    • msanthropesmr

      You proofread it I hope, and eliminated any passively constructed sentences…

      • Daisy

        I’m letting it sit for a day. That’s what the professor advised, and it’s easier to catch mistakes that way, for me at least.

        • hendenburg2

          For everyone. If you tried now, you’d just be reading what you meant to write, not what you wrote

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          have your roommate proof it

      • Don’t Grab Gosala

        Please to be shown out

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      Your roommate’s name isn’t Lori by any chance?

      • limberrat

        If she has a McLaren, I’d be careful.

      • Daisy

        Nope. :)

  • bubbuhh

    The Philippines Secede From the USA!!! USA Says, W-T-F?

    “We are going to be seeking an explanation of exactly what the president meant when he talked about separation from us,” Kirby (U.S> State Dept spoz) said Thursday. “It’s not clear to us exactly what that means and all its ramifications.”

    Rodrigo Duterte, (soon to be Philippine dictator) said Thursday: “Your honors, in this venue I announce my separation from the United States… both in military and economics also.” His remarks were met with applause.

    Apparently, Duterte (means narcissist in Tagalog, for realz) is miffed that USA has been ignoring his various bids for attention during the past two months. Seems also too Duterte doesn’t realize that the Philippines is an independent nation either.
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/the-latest-chinas-xi-hails-milestone-visit-by-duterte/2016/10/20/17ecf50e-9683-11e6-9cae-2a3574e296a6_story.html

    • Nasty Leftenant Anna

      o0

    • Anna Rompage

      Duterte, the Filipino version of Donald Trump….

      • Count Awesome

        But Duterte won somehow.

        • jowgajen

          He is likely smarter than Trump. It’s a low bar.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            To give Trump his due, he hasn’t ever said he wishes he’d gotten to rape a nun before she was murdered. That I know of.

          • Good_Trouble_Yall

            Boy, that’s a really, really, really low bar. Like, the Chinese are going “Did you leave this bar here?” “Where did this bar come from, covered in molten magma and shit like it just came thru from the other side of the planet?”

          • Carpe Vagenda

            Yeah, but the Philippine dude didn’t manage it

        • bubbuhh

          Well, he was a mayor and not a TV guy before he ran for President. And, as a Mayor, Duterte actually had several hundred “drug dealers” who were harshin his high murdered. So, Filipino Trumpanzee-types were very impressed.

    • Brian

      Did Teddy Roosevelt send the Great White Fleet over there again?

      • TJ Barke

        It never left. At least not since WWII, anyway.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          and the hookers are ecstatic for that

    • TJ Barke

      It ain’t an independent nation so long as it’s in a critical strategic region.

    • hendenburg2

      And if I remember reading correctly earlier, China couldn’t be bothered to send their actual president to the announcement

    • Berkeleybear94

      This guy is rapidly becoming a Kim Jong Un level pain in the ass. He has no idea what a shit deal it would be for the PI to try and become part of China’s sphere of influence instead of the US.

    • Panika MCD

      he’s 70 years, 3 months, 2 weeks and 2 days late to the party. wonder how many dollars short he is.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Shy. YOU MUST GET THE BAD HOMBRE T OUT. TODAY.

    • Callyson

      Wait, we have a troll? Where? Username?

      • rebecca

        lol honey, he wants a t-shirt

        • Callyson

          Ah…must have been my false hopes convincing me otherwise. Come on, trolls, where are you?

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            sniveling and licking their anus wounds at Breitbart

  • chascates

    The perfect Christmas gift for the brain-dead hick relative, coworker, or neighbor. And get one for yourself to irritate them bigly.

  • msanthropesmr
    • Nounverb911

      Somebody posted it this morning.

  • Nounverb911

    Julian Assange is not a happy camper….

    https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/789227725642993664

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      there’s always solitaire… seems fitting.

      • Count Awesome

        I think he prefers free cell.

        • Bad Hombre Ron

          ISWYDT

    • limberrat

      Minesweeper can get only so exciting.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Dear Julian, Go hack yourself

        • geoffalnutt

          Hack-off, Julian!!

    • The sweet sweet irony of being unplugged and stuck in a small apartment. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer asswipe.

  • Ryan Denniston

    OT: Rewatching the third debate. Anyone else wondering if Trump is developing a tolerance for ketamine?

  • Spotts1701

    CNN has decided to JAQ off a little.

    https://twitter.com/CNN/status/789228705746911232

    Response: I’m pretty sure everyone on Earth knows how long it takes for a nuclear weapon to reach a target from the time the President orders it launched. You’re trying to split hairs to keep flogging a dead horse.

    • limberrat

      No, no she fucking didn’t. Now shut the fuck up CNN.

    • Nasty Leftenant Anna
    • Callyson
    • Count Awesome

      Ratings must be starting to suffer now that the result is almost a foregone conclusion.

      • limberrat

        …So now that the election is over…. have you all heard of the missing Malaysian airlines flight???

        • TJ Barke

          Which one?

          • limberrat

            This is CNN, we don’t care!

        • Jamoche

          Were there any little blonde girls on it?

    • Brian

      have they never seen an action movie where the White House gets nuked and Morgan Freeman has just enough time to dive out the window and save his own ass while letting everyone else inside die because that’s all he had time to do in 4 minutes.

      • limberrat

        I saw the one where Morgan Freeman died from a nuke… but he was the CIA director in that one.

        • Brian

          of course he died, because all President Freeman had time to do was dive out the window! He couldn’t even tell his own twin brother.

    • Nasty Leftenant Anna

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gzjW9jpJYE

      This scene from “Crimson Tide” says it takes 4 minutes.

    • shivaskeeper

      But trumpilstilskin announcing how many nukes we have and what condition he thinks they are in is all good.

    • Panika MCD

      I prefer the decription: this is about as useless as lookin’ up the ass of a dead horse.

  • Brian

    Undecideds get more time to be stupid!

    https://twitter.com/OnionPolitics/status/789185394537435136

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      They are stupid every waking hour, whether there is an election underway or not.

      • Brian

        sure, but they so rarely get to do it so publicly.

        • Bub the Bad Zombre

          “Look, for the hundredth time, do you want the hamburger or the shit on a shingle? Remember…it’s REAL shit on a REAL shingle.”

          “Gee, I don’t know…I don’t like either one! they both sound terrible!”

          *sigh* “Look, the hamburger is excellent. And at least it’s actual food!”

          “I don’t know…choosing is so HARD!”

    • Panika MCD
  • Charles Wolf
  • Bill Slider

    Don’t forget to alert the Smithsonian Museum. They collect things.

  • bubbuhh
    • limberrat

      He looks like a pudgy Matt Damon.

      • TJ Barke

        He does…

      • Bub the Bad Zombre

        He looks like his amniotic fluid was about 50% rubbing alcohol.

      • geoffalnutt

        And she? “Annie II – The Reckoning”

    • The Wanderer

      Hmm. Escape attempt, possibly.

    • Jamoche

      Can Donald say Radical Christianist Terrorism?

      • Bub the Bad Zombre

        No

    • Sister Artemis

      How does she get her hair to do that?!!??? a-MAZ-ing!

  • Reality Kills

    Trump is going to be ventriloquist dummy after he loses on Nov. 8th.

  • geoffalnutt

    Nasty Woman. Hmmm. I’m picturing Bette Davis in a onesie…with feet. It’s not working.

    • Suttree

      And you have now ruined my boner.

      • geoffalnutt

        Well, I suppose it’s better than hitting it with a mallet.

      • Bub the Bad Zombre

        Ik, r? Bette Davis would be 108 if she were still alive…

        • Suttree

          I am a sick and twisted person, but I’m not even going there. I already have two strikes against me today for laughing at horrible jokes.

  • Suttree

    Trix, do I really have to go about the whole ordering thing? Can’t you just take money out of my account and send one to Lizzietish?

    • Sister Artemis

      Snap out of your debate-induced happy haze, and send that good woman some buckeroos!

      • Suttree

        I sent Trix munniez yesterday! I am trying to use my money wisely for Liz. Money for a shirt or money for cookware? She has almost gotten tired enough of me bitching about it. Almost……

  • Spotts1701

    This pretty much sums it up.

    As I said last night, Trump is that kid who studied for his first period algebra exam by glancing at his scribbled incomplete notes from English class for a frantic ten minutes on the bus on the way to school.

    OF COURSE Hillary Clinton knew the questions in advance.

    Fox News didn’t have to give Clinton the questions.

    Clinton didn’t have to cheat.

    EVERYBODY in America who’s been paying even marginal attention knew the questions in advance.

    There are naked tribesmen living in the remote stone-age jungles of Mindanao Island who wear those giant dick-spear-sheaths and speak only the Click-Click language who knew what the questions were going to be.

    Any halfwit could have predicted the questions last night with a high degree of accuracy. Certainly any competent political campaign debate prep team could have gotten 100% — Clinton’s sure as shit did.

    The ONLY person in the room who wasn’t prepared for last night’s debate was Donald Trump.

    So of course it looked like magic to him.

    • shivaskeeper

      Jim Wright is the man.

  • Bernarda Alba

    Fuckface von Clownstick can kiss my withered nethers.

  • Zyxomma

    I have a job interview tomorrow morning. Maybe I’ll be able to buy one after the election AND keep the roof over my head. Wish me well, Wonketteers!!

  • Count Awesome

    Trump seems to have a scoop of orange sherbet’s chance in hell at this point.

    • Damn…it’s all cold here and now i want orange sherbert

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        Why the hell don’t they make sugar free sherbet? Fat free, sure, but the ingredient right after skim milk is high fructose corn syrup.

        • The best kind of corn syrup

        • MissNomer

          They do make sugar free sherbet.

          • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

            Where do the sell it?

  • nasty taco truck vagenda
    • Brian

      and Secret Service code name.

  • Bub the Bad Zombre

    Donald suggests election might be stolen, his supporters say armed resistance may be in the offing, and someone thinks this is a good idea:

    http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/10/20/1584837/-Pre-debate-anti-Hillary-ad-in-Las-Vegas-paper-appeals-to-paranoid-brigade-among-Trump-s-followers

  • Brian
    • MissNomer

      Michelle has just been on fire lately. I don’t remember her being this effective a surrogate for Bamz in ’08 and ’12.

      • They should just change their names to “Nofucksbama”

        • Suttree

          Can they have a TV show so that I may ogle Michelle and laugh with Bamz once a week?

    • Bec Jenn

      She was in Phoenix? I’m really bummed to miss this.

    • Doug Langley

      I’m thinking of something Arnold Schwarzenegger said many, many years ago when he was describing his theory of success in bodybuilding: “If you hang around cripples, pretty soon you learn how to limp.”

  • Ryan Denniston

    Hey good news! NATO is starting to pay up! Maybe something won’t happen to it after all!

  • Brian

    Chris Matthews is actually getting tough with Steve Cortes. What the hell is going on here? All of a sudden journalism is everywhere!

    • Ryan Denniston

      Contract renewal?

      • Brian

        except it’s also Don Lemon and Joe Scarborough journalizing recently.

    • Suttree

      I bet you eleventy dollars and the shoes off my feet that any sort of journalisming shall not last long nor be tolerated.

  • Cindyinencinitas

    SLEEP IS FOR PUSSIES!!

  • Panika MCD

    RT: looking for “I’d rathers” and I run across this post from Rattle editor Timothy Green:

    If you were wondering, publishing that poem the other day that expresses some compassion for Trump by exploring his narcissism—even after publishing a half-dozen that were extremely, unambiguously critical of him—cost Rattle 35 “likes” and lost me 9 “friends.” Five people withdrew submissions in protest, and the author and I have both been called all sorts of awful names online. This is the world we’re living in.
    Of course we gained 59 “likes” to offset those 35; I’m always happy to lose fake friends; that’s 5 less submissions to read in a stack of over 5,000; and the vast majority of the 1,500+ people who shared the poem genuinely loved the window it opened, even while they almost unanimously oppose Trump, because that’s the magic of poetry. But still, it’s always shocking to see this kind of response to any poem, let alone one so rooted in empathy. It’s another example of how destructively divisive this medium is, especially in the middle of this horrible election cycle.

    so I read the poem and found it: not at all offensive. I’ll post some examples of poems that are totes offensive later, but, for now, what do you guys think of the poem in question:
    http://www.rattle.com/how-i-am-like-donald-trump-by-rachel-custer/

    • FauxAntocles

      I’m not artistic myself, but I do like it as an artwork. It takes more compassion than I have to try to see things from his side and I have to say I admire the effort.

    • Nasty Leftenant Anna

      I rather like it. She has more compassion for that…person…than I personally can muster right now, but that is admirable.

      If the poem were apologizing for his awfulness and criminal behaviors, I’d be offended, but with this, it seems lovely.

    • Don’t Grab Gosala

      Not offensive, but I’m not sure how it relates to Trump. Sounds more like the thoughts of a Tzadic.

  • Rick Hill

    But you didn’t make one of her standing over donald with a spiked heel grinding into his whatevers.

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    I can’t find the coffee mug???????????

  • DainBramage

    One of the great joys about figuring out how to vote on a lot of Washington state stuff is reading the recommendations in The Stranger.
    http://www.thestranger.com/news/2016/10/18/24627137/the-strangers-endorsements-for-the-november-2016-general-election
    Surprise! They go with Hilz and Tim.
    (snippet)

    Second, let’s talk about character: Hillary Clinton is a liberal workaholic who lives in the fact-based universe and has a decades-long track record of getting shit done—shit that has had real, tangible benefits for working families, children, and disadvantaged communities. Gary Johnson is a gun-humping moron who believes we can solve the climate crisis by leaving planet Earth (after you, Gary), and Donald Trump is a lying, racist, women-hating sexual predator. He’s also an unstable narcissist; a proto-fascist who wants to ban Muslims; a xenophobe who called Mexicans rapists; a sleazy-ass creep who brags that being a “star” allows him to “do anything” to women without their consent, including “grab them by the pussy” (which, to be clear, is sexual assault); an insecure dictator-in-waiting who recently threatened to “jail” Clinton if he wins (which, to be clear, is how people like Stalin and Mussolini and Putin have rolled); and a man so obsessed with petty grudges that he attacked Rosie O’Donnell in A FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE. Oh, and he has a fake tan and fake hair and short, stubby fingers.

    • NastyCatsVote

      Dan Savage has been at war with Jill Stein and it is beautiful

  • bubbuhh

    Important to remember who wuz teh real winner at 3:00 AM cuz ALL TEH POLEZ!!!!

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/789001728632946688

  • Brian

    Here’s a happy funtime story about a stupid ass dog that I thought some folks here might enjoy.

    https://twitter.com/PastelPouts/status/789203468477169664

    • jowgajen

      I am dying. Hilarious.

  • cousin itt

    I think I’ve found a livestream feed for the Alfred E. Neuman Smith show tonight. Anyone going to live bloog this? http://www.news8000.com/LIVE-Trump-Clinton-attend-Alfred-E-Smith-Memorial-event/42163928

    • SeekingBarbie

      Thanks for the link. I’ll probably pay some attention to it, but I’m guessing it won’t be interesting enough for a live bloog. I could be wrong! People will probably appreciate an occasional interesting update, though, for the non-comment section that never ends.

      • Lucas Foxx

        How awkward is this going to be? Two people who genuinely hate each other, and one of them has no sense of humor at all.

        • anwisok

          They are seated so Hillary is to the Monsignor’s Right, her opponent on his left. Right now, he has left his seat to mingle, and they are, both, engaged in an animated conversation with the person on the other side of them. LOL. Hillary looks much more comfortable than her opponent.

        • SeekingBarbie

          And the night after an unpleasant debate, to top it off.

    • Lucas Foxx

      It’ll stream on C-Span.org as well. (or so they say)

  • Nasty Holly

    Of COURSE I want ALL THE THINGS!! Because I’m a nasty woman. I even changed my name to prove it.

    • Rick Hill

      Well, you gotta do a little more than change your name to show you’ve earned the title….

      • Paul

        I’ll vouch for her. She’s visiting and hasn’t showered for days.

      • Nasty Holly

        You can believe it Rick. Paul knows I’ve earned it.

  • Is it okay if I’m looking at the model’s chest? Because I feel like I need to, but I also feel a little bad about it.

    • DainBramage

      IKR? Every time a woman is wearing a t-shirt or sweatshirt with something interesting on it, I feel awkward looking at it. I trained myself early on to look women in the eyes.

      • I have one that has, printed right across my boobs:

        “In the beginning, the universe was created*
        *This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move”

      • Nasty Leftenant Anna

        Here is my take, guys:

        Go ahead and look. Look in my eyes when we talk. Look at the rest as you wish, but make eye contact like that, and I feel like you think I’m attractive rather than an object.

        Others’ mileage may vary.

        • Lucas Foxx

          Thank-you for your service.

          • Nasty Leftenant Anna

            You’re welcome. I wish we could all talk more about things like that, learn from each other.

    • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

      [Scrolls up…scrolls back down]
      “at”, or “for”?
      aaaaaand, I’m outta here…

  • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!
    • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

      I’m not Diana Rigg but I would approve this message if I were…

  • Joe Beese

    [The] Senate Banking Committee hearing on Wells Fargo should have ended with CEO John Stumpf hauled off in handcuffs. In a little over two hours, Stumpf revealed enough information, combined with what was already known in public records and filings, to make a powerful case for securities fraud. Specifically, that he touted fraudulent sales figures to investors as evidence of the bank’s growth, boosting the stock price and personally benefiting by $200 million. …

    It’s hard to find a more clear-cut case of securities fraud. Stumpf verbally praised cross-selling metrics to investors when he, by his own admission, knew that those metrics were flawed, underwritten by fake accounts. He never corrected the record, and Wells Fargo to this day has never changed a word of its SEC filings. …

    If the SEC and the Justice Department don’t get involved here, they might as well not even exist. … Attorney General Loretta Lynch, if she wants to emerge from wherever she’s been hiding on this issue, has enough information to bring cases.

    Will President Barack Obama’s administration end its tenure as it began, by refusing to prosecute systemic fraud in the financial markets? That’s the unavoidable conclusion so far.

    https://newrepublic.com/article/136977/obama-administration-must-prosecute-wells-fargo

    • Brian

      I think corporation people should serve jail time like actual people. Wells Fargo should not be able to do any business except unpaid government work for a period of years and then get out on parole where government auditors are keeping track of every move and then the CEO and all of the Board of Directors should not be allowed to vote, and their logo has to include a tear tattoo.

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        I have two bank accounts there and I am too anxious to move my accounts.

    • jowgajen

      The good news is, WF is based in California, and our politicians are more than happy to investigate and prosecute their criminal behavior.

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    OT: I just watched The Daily Show and while I was on the West Coast I remember POC youth being more pragmatic and accepting of allies (like Hillary Clinton, who I cannot state enough, did undercover work for civil rights, fought for children with disabilities, and was at LGBT pride in 2000, and I can’t think of anyone else in politics who should appeal to the intersectionally marginalized) but apparently they prefer opinions, personality, and CDS TO ACTUAL EVIDENCE AND RECORD. I have often been ashamed of being half white, but never being a biracial young person, until now. I’m crawling under my bed until the next 20 days are over.

    • Nasty Astraea

      I haven’t seen it what happened?

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        Roy talked to a bunch of black millennials in Brooklyn who STILL aren’t decided because they don’t trust her, “emails”, “something maybe a little evil about her”, and the ’94 crime bill (HILLARY CLINTON IS NOT BILL CLINTON). Because they’re so progressive but they don’t recognize internalized sexism I guess?

        • Spotts1701

          “Something maybe a little evil about her”? Compared to the guy who is all but wearing a neon sign that says “EVIL!!!!”?

          • Count Awesome

            “VILE” too, also.

    • Panika MCD

      I just watched it. that’s pretty sad, but I think you’d get that out of any group of millennials.

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        Doesn’t make me feel better.

        • Panika MCD

          at least you’re not a millennial? I’m in that weird overlap between the millennials and Gen X.

          • IOnlyLikeCats

            I AM a millennial. I could almost be in the younger generation though…

          • Panika MCD

            if you’re born between ’81 and ’85, you’re in the overlap with me. I usually identify as Gen X because I don’t get the millennials.

  • jpopelish .

    From this moment, on, for the rest of his life,
    nobody should ever name that man
    without the qualifiers,
    “That nasty, disgusting, little man, Donald Trump.”

    Put that on a shirt, and I will buy it and wear it.

    • The Wanderer

      How about “Vile baby-handed skidmark?”

    • Nasty Leftenant Anna

      “The Putrid, sickly-Orange hued Pusillanimous Anal-mouthed sex criminal Donald Trump”.

      • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

        “Donald Fucking Trump” (or Fucking Donald Trump) does it for me, but I’m a bit of a minimalist in these things…

    • NastyCatsVote

      Still partial to Liz Warren’s “small, insecure money-grubber”

    • Dee Animal-Andee

      If someone made panties with his face on the ass, I’d buy them.

  • Nasty Astraea

    Loll attest text from Hilary’s team says, in case you missed the debate, this sums it up: gif of Hillary brushing her shoulder at Benghazi hearing

    • jowgajen

      They sent out an email last night with the shimmy GIF. Love it.

      • Nasty Astraea

        Haha! I don’t often open their emails because there are so many.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          No lie: I worked ridiculous OT all spring and summer and spent my mad money on donating to the Clinton campaign because it made me feel less helpless. I actually maxed out for the general. On the last day of the reporting period last week, I got three e-mails telling me that if I wanted her to win, I had only hours left to donate the outstanding $0.

          • Dee Animal-Andee

            So, did you?

          • Carpe Vagenda

            Yes. I donated $0 in a timely fashion.

          • Dee Animal-Andee

            OK, cool, cuz I was gonna say, I could loan it to you if you needed $0.

          • Dee Animal-Andee

            Seriously though, that was very cool of you!

          • vivian

            Cheapo. I donated $000.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            I actually diverted some of our charity money, because I figure there’s no point in squirting a watergun at a dumpster fire.

          • cynmac’s nasty pussy

            That was good of you. I donated $10/month to Bernie via ActBlue and the DNCC double billed my account. So I haven’t given any more since the convention.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            I’m kind of triggered right now.

  • Joe Monte

    Who’s jamming to my nasty groove?

  • Brian

    They are seated for dinner! Hillz wearing red in the midst of a bunch of guys in white tie. so, she stands out, just a bit.

    • MizzMazz

      What a weird uncomfortable way to eat dinner. In front of an audience.

      • beingreleased

        She using her main course fork for her salad! #saladforkghazigate

        • MizzMazz

          I didn’t see the place settings. Was it French or Russian? Is there a fish course? Everyone knows where that fork is located.

          • Kavefish

            In the back?

          • MizzMazz

            Snarfle. I had ettiquite pounded into my head at a young age. Amy Vanderbilt, Emily Post, all that shit.

          • Kavefish

            By law, I’m dis-allowed from formal place settings because I’m left-handed.

            Both I and the place settings are relieved by this tactful bit of jurisprudence.

          • MizzMazz

            Thankfully, I don’t have to use this knowledge often, and just shovel food into my eating hole with whatever is handy. :D

          • Kavefish

            :-D

            This is not me, exactly, when it comes to “casual dining” but it could be close:

            https://youtu.be/w292xE1uWcQ

          • MizzMazz

            God, I love me some Barney Miller.

          • Kavefish

            Earlier this year I bought the series and was very pleased with how well it still stands up.

          • MizzMazz

            And WKRP in Cincinnati. Good solid shows.

          • Kavefish

            I didn’t follow WKRP closely, but enjoyed it when I caught episodes.

            It’s been interesting to find some of these old favorites and see where and how they hold up & where they fall down against my current taste.

            The only real bottleneck seems to be computer storage space. Maybe someday an at-home server with enough room to hold them all? Maybe…

          • MizzMazz

            Be careful with a home server, LOL. I think Hulu had WKRP streaming a while back, and I still laughed. There was a lot of TV I watched as a kid and thought was good, like Happy Days, and revisiting that was not funny. I could excuse it because I was like 12, but the stuff that holds up is still good fun.

          • vivian

            I think you’ll find that if you just sit upside down everything takes care of itself.

          • MizzMazz

            That takes care of a lot of things.

          • Kavefish

            I tried that, but then I get soup up my nose.

          • Count Awesome

            Place setting is the same, difference between the two is the “front and back-server” in Russian, service where the front server takes the order and the back server delivers the food IIRC.

        • Suse

          Did Don bring his own personal gold-plated utensils?

    • Suse

      That’s not red, that’s fuchsia!

      • Brian

        yeah, just caught quick glimpse, not sure how I came up with red.

  • Panika MCD

    speaking of cute puppies:

    the past two debates Calliope Jane has come with me and she is a clothes horse. I don’t know why my dog thinks she needs to wear clothes all the time, I just know she thinks she’s being punished if she’s not wearing any.

    anyhow, the vol. director for the TCDP has a 2 month old doxie and she also wears clothes–probably because she’s a babe. both times Calliope and the baby doxie have matched! at the debate on the 9th they were both wearing Wonder Woman garb and last night they were both wearing their plaid Puppia harnesses.

    kismet?

  • Don’t Grab Gosala
  • Don’t Grab Gosala
    • Nasty Leftenant Anna

      I like that. :)

  • Lucas Foxx

    Looks like Nancy Pelosi with Hillary’s face. Did I win?

  • Shibusa

    Adios #bigly #badhombres A photo posted by Modern Society (@modern_society_london) on Oct 20, 2016 at 1:11am PDT

    • Count Awesome

      Where’s the door for “Short Fingered Vulgarians”?

      • jowgajen

        I hear that one has a gold toilet.

  • Duke

    Nice.

    Nicer: PBS has no political ads and the British Baking Show is on!

    • msanthropesmr

      I <3 Mel Giedroyc – she used to host the Kid's hour on Radio 4 Extra.

    • Joe Beese

      Is it just me or is there this odd sexual tension between Paul and Mary?

      • Duke

        If there is, it’s odd.

  • Don’t Grab Gosala

    That picture…I’m thinking Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada

  • Brian

    I’m hoping Clinton makes a joke about going to jail and having an orange pantsuit ready to go.

    Based on last night, I expect her to be good and funny tonight. But hope she goes first so Trump will be all riled up when he goes.

    • Count Awesome

      If Donald winds up in jail, he won’t need the orange prison attire.

  • Nounverb911
  • nightmoth

    Just talked to N.C. cousin, who doesn’t like either, and talked her into voting for Hilary.

    • Daisy

      Yay! :)

    • Nounverb911

      Good job!

    • weejee

      Huzzah! Can we send you a nice wool sweater for a snack?

      • nightmoth

        Thx, but just talk to your cousins in ways they understand. Mine is blue-collar, and had never heard about Trump going bankrupt and never paying his carpenters, electricians, plumbers, etc. Cuz kept saying, “really? and I was all “oh, yeah, REALLY!” She worked in a tire factory.

        • Suse

          That’s the problem with his base. If half of them heard how he stiffs the working class, they wouldn’t like it.

          • nightmoth

            Gotta tell ’em. Gotta, gotta tell ’em, if you got a relationship with them at all.

          • Suse

            I tried to tell my brother-in-law about this. He didn’t believe me. He kept saying, “He couldn’t do that. It’s illegal because… contracts!” This is a well-educated guy, too. But he hates Hillz with every fiber of his being, so there’s nothing to be done.

          • nightmoth

            Jesus! My sympathies to you.

  • bubbuhh

    These dayz he gotz teh sex on hiz mind all teh time whether or not he want it

    https://twitter.com/CorrectRecord/status/789256398613864448

    • Brian

      the point of going to swing states is to get the glowing press from the local news that people trust more than national news. So, just like everything else, Trump is doing it wrong.

  • weejee

    Now my bride will have a tote to carry the Wonket Elections card game.

  • Joe Beese

    Trump national political director ‘steps back’ from campaign

    “I have not resigned but for personal reasons have had to take a step back from the campaign,” Murphy said in a statement to POLITICO. He did not elaborate on the reasons for his departure.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-national-political-director-steps-back-from-campaign-230120#ixzz4NfKvqxnf

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c8db919c6c9dd46d7d94489cdef6850dc7691c9e0c4279d88fea1eb6cecd3d0c.png

    • Blacktop Cadence

      No change, like Trumpy had functioning field offices anyway.

    • Count Awesome

      Personal reasons along the lines of “I backed a loser.”?

      • Blacktop Cadence

        Or “I want a career after this.”

        • anwisok

          Too late! Forever tied to Hillary’s opponent.

      • bubbuhh

        More along the lines of “I haven’t seen a paycheck lately.”

  • Brian

    Jon Lovett, straight shooter respected by both sides, on Chris Hayes now being smart and hilarious as usual.

  • Nounverb911
  • Nounverb911

    Poor baby, Ivanka has buyer’s remorse. Got herself born to the wrong family.

    https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/789202068741337091

    • DainBramage
    • Nasty Leftenant Anna

      See the chaplain to have your “Tough Shit” card punched.

      I didn’t want her garbage before this horrid year. Good riddance.

    • Shoto

      Little Miss Child of the Corn is leaping to the defense of her meal-ticket’s honor.

      Too late, ding-dong. The unhinged orange man-baby done wrecked that shit up, but good.

    • Dee Animal-Andee
    • Nasty Leftenant Anna

      From the article:

      “For us, it’s about working smarter, not harder; integrating our
      personal passions and priorities with our professional goals in order to
      architect lives we love.”

      What the fuck is the above supposed to mean?

      • jowgajen

        Get a shovel, the bullshit is overflowing again.

        • Nasty Leftenant Anna

          “Twirling, twirling, twirling towards Freedom!”

      • Dee Animal-Andee

        Jesus fuck, she’s becoming Gwyneth Paltrow!

      • MizzMazz

        I hate that shit. So-called inspirational words that mean nothing, and when paired up with a picture of a beach, a forest or a sunset, and hung on your supervisor’s wall, while you’re getting chewed out for something.

        Breathes, arranges hair. “Hi Anna, how are you doing?” :D

        • Nasty Leftenant Anna

          I’m doing very well, Hun, how are you doing?

          And yeah, that faux-inspiration is an insult to thinking people.

          • MizzMazz

            I’m okay. LOVED your vid with the Japanese flying team, the hubs and the BFF loved it. Got most of the cleaning done and feel better about my domicle. We did ‘t watch the debate last night, opted to watch Deadpool again >:).

          • Nasty Leftenant Anna

            I’m glad everyone enjoyed it. :) I do love aviation, and some of the Japanese fans make really outstanding videos like that. If you just search MAD JASDF on youTube, there are a lot.

            The debate was pretty fun. Hillz looked Presidential, Donald looked like a 12-year old bully throwing a fit. She handed him his ass on a platter. :D

            I’m glad you got so many chores knocked out. :) I’ve been a bit lazy today, I think the Kahlua-and-coffee I had during the debate kicked me just a bit. XD

          • MizzMazz

            Yeah, didn’t figure I needed to watch the debate, and from what I saw this morning, Deadpool was a good choice. That Donald Jr was a piece of work, and how Daddy would just walk away from reporters. This is the shit-landslide after the shit-storm, isn’t it? (Channeling my inner Mr. Layhe)

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R8At-Qno_o

          • Nasty Leftenant Anna

            Oh, yeah – take the breaks from the shit as you need them. :)

            I was telling people, I feel like I have my confidence back. I dressed cute to ygo to the store, the manager is a friend, and I chatted with her, several nice people, and this cute bubbly lady that was shopping complimented my outfit.

            And a man came in looking like Trumpette-central casting, took one loo at my fiest little Hispanic friend and me big Gay Grrl and kept his mouth shut and his eyes down til he paid and left. :)

          • MizzMazz

            Get ’em! Bullies tend to back down when I stand up, and they don’t know about my arthritis or other physical problems, but they back down.

          • Nasty Leftenant Anna

            Truth. :)

            This one wasn’t even a bully, he was cowed just by looking at us. :)

          • MizzMazz

            Isn’t it the best?

          • Nasty Leftenant Anna

            It sure is! Lots of nice folks too, and my friend is a sweetheart.

            It was good not being afraid around people.

          • jsmukg

            You GO, girl!

          • Nasty Leftenant Anna

            XD Thanx!

    • Rick Hill

      No problem. Every turmp knows that bankruptcy is a natural part of doing business.

    • Kooolest G

      I wonder how long until they realize that nobody wants to tell people they live at “trump” tower and they have to take the giant gold letters off the side of the building and start calling it something else

    • janecita

      I can’t stand her! I hope that she goes down with the Donald ship.

  • bubbuhh
    • Nounverb911

      GO Hassan GO!

    • Callyson

      YES!

    • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

      Is that an AY-rab name?

  • Nounverb911
    • Nounverb911
      • Is it Kosher to bring your third wife to meet the Upper eschelon Catholics?

        • Dee Animal-Andee

          As long as you know they secretly see you both as dirty filthy fornicators.

        • Shoto

          Oy Vey!

      • Brian

        Where’s Bill? Is there a reason he never goes to these things?

        • jowgajen

          Possible choices:
          He’s busy.
          He’s retired.
          He doesn’t want to upstage his wife.
          He hates Donald.

          • artem1s

            aot,k?

          • Brian

            MSNBC has been showing highlights from these things all day. And they showed at least two separate occasions when it was commented Hillary was there and Bill wasn’t. So:
            He’s not been busier than her
            He’s retired, go to dinner with your damn wife
            Support your damn wife
            Everyone hates Trump

        • Vagendadentacohontas

          He’s busy killing Julian Assange, again.

        • Dee Animal-Andee

          Maybe he had to beg off in fear of trying to strangle the bloated orange blob.

        • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

          He’s part devil, so his human skin costume might start peeling off.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        She’s wearing Monsignor Fuchsia

      • Joe Beese

        Haven’t seen a dress like that since Karen Carpenter was in the Top 10.

        • Suse

          It’s a bit dowdy. She could rock something more stylish.

          • jowgajen

            Eh. It’s a church thing, dowdy is acceptable. I am looking forward to some nice state dinner gowns in our future.

          • YetAnotherRebecca

            I was trying to figure out what part of the dress was tickling unpleasant memories in the back of my brain and it just clicked when I read your comment.

            It’s that silly super-high Peter Pan collar like I had on the blouse I was required to wear under my itchy plaid jumper dress uniform when I was in Catholic elementary school 20+ years ago.

          • Crank Tango

            Like that black number the lady in the red beanie is rocking!

          • Suse

            lmao!

          • Nasty Astraea

            Her style is not my style, but grunge goth lesbian chic is not a recommended look for a president.

      • Shoto

        Where’s the pole that Melanoma is going to use for the dancing portion of the festivities?

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        I just want to say Hillary Clinton looks gorgeous. Sorrynotsorry

      • Suse

        Drumpf looks quite unelegant in that get up.

        • Nounverb911

          It’s about six sizes too small.

          • jowgajen

            The jacket is definitely too short.

      • Crank Tango

        If she had any respect, she’d be wearing a tux.

        • Nasty Leftenant Anna

          XD Good one.

          I’d love to wear a tux but with a skirt rather than trousers. I think I could rock it.

      • Rick Hill

        Usually, a suit makes a man.

        Not this time

      • rebecca

        Hillz is looking very Pat Nixon, no?

        I like her space commander outfits better.

        • Jon Sussex

          I do admire her confident use of a bold color.

        • The Farce Side

          The space outfits remind me of Captain Janeway.

    • Nopuppetjohn

      TOUCH THE PEARLS!

    • Mahousu

      Wait a sec – how can Al Smith be there if he died in 1944??? Is this a seance??

      • Nounverb911

        He’s one of Trump’s dead voters….

        • Mahousu

          It’s true, he’d quite likely be willing to be raised from the dead just to vote against Trump.

          • Suse

            He wouldn’t approve of the thrice married thing.

          • Mahousu

            It’s hard to think of anything about Trump he would approve of. Sure, he ended up hating FDR, but Trump’s bigotry would have appalled him.

      • Suse

        He’s appearing courtesy of the Bamz Time Machine.

    • Reximus

      If I were Clinton, I’d lead by talking about how the Waldorf Astoria is
      the classiest, most luxurious hotel in New York. Believe me

      • btwbfdimho

        That’s why we spent our first-night of honeymoon there. Bigly.

      • Reximus

        And the steel wasn’t from Gy-na

    • Don’t Grab Gosala

      Be fair. So is the Archbish.

      • smr06va

        And he has better jewelry………………….

    • MasterDebaterBozi

      No pussy bow?

  • Nopuppetjohn

    And now, a preview of the Al Smith dinner.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TyLsO6LpLSI

  • Shoto

    Nasty Women and Bad Hombres Drive the Taco Trucks. It’s Science!

  • Mehmeisterjr

    From the beloved children’s classic, Dumber than Dumb-o:

    ♫ I seen some garbage dump, seen a low card trump
    I heard a crap blue falcon lie
    But I be done seen ’bout ev’rything
    When I see a elephant fly

    I seen a big shot swing, heard a zircon ring
    I seen a flat-out loser tie
    But I be done seen ’bout ev’rything
    When I see a elephant fly. ♫

  • Nopuppetjohn

    Here is your American history lesson for the day. This will be on the test.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=prdO6BnLExo

  • Bec Jenn

    Not sure if OT or not…but decided to be a “Nasty Woman” myself and donated to Planned Parenthood. Thank you Ms. Clinton for the inspiration. Been meaning to do it for awhile, but her words last night moved me.

  • msanthropesmr

    This may have been the best day ever for Janet Jackson.

  • Nasty Astraea

    Is this thing tonight going to be on the teevee?

    • msanthropesmr

      Streaming at the Post Website.

    • Brian

      MSNBC is going to show it.

      • Nasty Astraea

        Thanks. Not sure I’ll make it back to the hotel in time but I feel like I’m committed to watching this train wreck through to the end.

    • MasterDebaterBozi

      I think I am watching it now on FOX.

    • Jamoche

      C-Span has it

  • Me not sure

    More wisdom from “The Little Red Book” of Chairman Mouth. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/820604110aca2c73f9f9c0617dc6531dfd73bd0df83e263e83c486cb2a1ce5cd.jpg
    Entry 10. In ten years I’ll be dating her.” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/21a861a8ca6d19a97ca69ad39a5608b7a98a4748e1121ae976db47ce6d44bd9a.jpg
    Entry 28. ” Arise each day joyful in the knowledge that it is a good day to demean those that are different from you. Also try not to dress so gay. Believe me.”

    • Suse

      When will this be available on Amazon?

      • Me not sure

        $$$$$!!

      • Mahousu

        Elect Trump and it’ll be the only thing available on Amazon.

      • Me not sure

        Actually, I’d be more than happy to let Wonkette have it. They seem to move guickly on this kind of thing. I’ve got more in waiting.

  • Callyson

    Oh, for fuck’s sake:

    It should be no surprise, then, that the Greens’ current presidential and VP candidates, Jill Stein and Ajamu Baraka, have begun expressing their preference for a Donald Trump victory. Last week on C-SPAN, Stein said:

    On the issue of war… it is actually Hillary’s policies which are much scarier than Donald Trump, who does not want to go to war with Russia. He wants to seek modes of working together, which is the route that we need to follow.

    On Thursday, Stein and Baraka tweeted their new claims that Trump is a man of peace, with Stein retweeting her running mate’s comments.

    There’s more, but you get the point…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/93f1b67132de7b5c742468f820bb2bf2bdf00dbc1d5e52dd4c52f37c8a4286a3.jpg

    • Count Awesome

      Must be the war on anti-vaxxers.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        I knew, I just knew there was something I didn’t like about polio.

        • Count Awesome

          “Fuck Jonas Salk and his marvelous discovery.”
          –Stein

    • Don’t Grab Gosala

      Who?

    • Evan said we don’t have to talk about her anymore

      • Callyson

        Just one last one, for old time’s sake.

    • Crank Tango

      I’m shocked she wants Trump to win. No wait, the opposite of that.

    • Nasty Astraea

      She is so stupid. Trump’s plans to avoid Russia amount to “Putin likes me.” I don’t want war with Russia any more than anyone else but at least convince me that an alternative to Hillary’s plans exists

    • HazooToo

      So “I would bomb the shit out of em” means abso-fucking-lutely nothing to Dr Dumbass? Good to know.

  • Mary1265

    School children call her nasty grandma

    She’s good at election rigging

    Her fake husband Willie says she eats a lot ofPussy

    AAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

    • Callyson

      Hi troll! How do you like the fact that fivethirtyeight.com gives Hillary better odds to win Texas than gives Trump to win the presidency?

      • msanthropesmr

        NAsteeee Boys, don’t mean a thing.

    • Crank Tango

      OMG, that’s super funny and don’t let anyone tell you you’re an idiot.

    • Suse

      Upvoting yourself is totally lame, Mary.

      • Crank Tango

        Low energy loser, terrible terrible loser.

      • Mary1265

        penisEnvy, Suse?

        • Count Awesome

          Election result envy Mary?

          • Callyson

            Zing!

          • Mary1265

            Bernie’s?

          • Count Awesome

            He is running for Senate again too? Hope he wins.

          • Callyson

            Good evening ShyPixel–this one looks like she’ll be fun to fuck with for a while, but I’m pretty sure you’ll want to keep an eye on her. Greetings to Editrix and Donna Rose!

          • Mary1265

            botched free abortion? LOL

          • Count Awesome

            Don’t talk about yourself that way.

          • Callyson

            Now serving botched free abortions since 1973!

          • jowgajen

            Would you like some dressing for your word salad?

          • Callyson

            Let’s get her some cheese and crackers to go with the whine.

          • Suse

            Cedar cheese and canned clams past their sell-by date.

          • Don’t Grab Gosala

            YOU MONSTER

            (obligatory)

          • Count Awesome

            I recommend an orange based vinaigrette.

          • Crank Tango

            Mary’s Mom has vaginaregret

          • Suse

            lmao!

          • Thaag Tidestalker

            That would be Russian dressing, btw.

          • Don’t Grab Gosala

            Congratulations!

            A botched abortion is cause for sorrow and mourning. It is a thing of great suffering.

            But you have chosen to make it a cheap insult.

            So, congratulations, you crossed over from deplorable to abominable.

            (Just for the record: botched abortions are typical of the coat-hanger, back alley pre-Roe days not of the safe clinics nowadays)

          • Crank Tango

            Weekend at?

        • Callyson

          I think you’ve got Suse confused with Donald Trump on that point. But thanks for playing, troll!

        • Suse

          I’m a girl, so – no.

        • Don’t Grab Gosala

          Given the tiny hands, probably not.

          (NB. The notion of penis envy had been thoroughly discredited on the psychological community. It seems to have more to do with Freud’s mind than with anything resembling reality)

        • HazooToo

          Now, now, I’m sure your penis is very enviable, Mary, but you shouldn’t let it type for you.

        • Jamoche

          CamelCase is soooo last decade.

        • Thaag Tidestalker

          Wouldn’t it be nice if Luckey paid with actual money instead of promises of genital pawing?

      • YetAnotherRebecca

        Wow…I was watching that in real time and based on how long I saw the “one other person is typing” note it took Mary a looong time to come up with that clever retort…

        • Bub the Bad Zombre

          Mary is as bright as most other Trumpanzees.

    • Count Awesome

      Trumpanzee says what?

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      Does the stupid troll upfist itself? It does! It does! That is VERY LAME, stupid troll!

    • Don’t Grab Gosala

      Mary, Mary quite contrary
      How does your election go?
      With Putin bells
      And deplorable tells
      And pussy grabs all in a row

      • Mary1265

        fagPoetry!

        • Callyson

          You’re almost as prone to take offense as your candidate is FFS…

          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/53743e4e8afdeed2ce35bc8490065afcdef153f2955b6bec3bfd8daae3b77336.jpg

        • Suse

          Oh, you’re OneTrue Patio in disguise. Can’t fool us.

          • Crank Tango

            One True Pato? Well fuck a duck!

          • Suse

            The self-loathing creep who is obsessed with buttsechs.

          • Crank Tango

            Yer gonna have to be more specific lol

          • HazooToo

            Are you talking about Mr Turgid Love Muscle?

          • Callyson

            That’s the one. But if Mary 1265 is TLM in disguise, he’s taking a long time to get to the point and start going on about the buttseks.

          • HazooToo

            Yeah, he just jumps right into it. “MEN THROBBING GAPING TURGID HNNNNGH!!” Then goes away to towel himself off.

          • Suse

            Yes

          • HazooToo

            I don’t think it is him, coz he usually just comes right out and slaps his boner on the keyboard immediately. I do miss him, though! Happy Turgid Love Muscle Day, Suse.

          • Suse

            Same to you!

          • mtn_philosoph

            When are we ever *not* talking about Mr. Turgid Love Musc– oh, wait, never mind.

          • YetAnotherRebecca

            hmmm….sounds like I have some non-comment history to catch up with…

        • Don’t Grab Gosala

          1. It’s a nursery rhyme

          2. You seem to think fagottry is a bad thing. See Rush Limbaugh on “consent. ” We liberals tend to think that whatever consenting adults consent to is OK because adults get to make decisions about their lives.

        • Taco Treg
      • Tacoclamgenda

        I concede to you obvious win.

    • Tacoclamgenda

      Mary, Mary quite contrary you have no garden to grow.

    • Brian

      school children call him puppet groper

      he’s good at election losing

      His third wife says he’s like a 12 year old boy, so no puberty boners

      hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • shivaskeeper

      Show. Your. Work. Or STFU.

      • Count Awesome

        If she does, she loses her disability. Tough choice.

    • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

      Tip the waitstaff. How’s the paste, Mary?

    • Shoto

      Don’t tell me, let me guess: You’re going for the title of “Stupidest Person on the Internet Today,” right? I think you might have a shot at it.

      • YetAnotherRebecca

        I’m savoring this moment. I think this is the first time I’ve gotten to see a contender for this week’s “Dear Shit Fer Brains” play out live.

        • mtn_philosoph

          Dooty-ful thing, ain’t it?

  • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

    So, who plays Trump in the movie of this here fuckaroo? Just watching Inception, and Tom Berenger looks like a good fit…

    • Suse

      He would be a good choice.

    • Count Awesome

      Scott Baio, he already has the lines down.

    • Doug Langley

      Obviously you haven’t been watching SNL. Alec Baldwin is the one and only.

      • Jamoche

        And when he gets an Emmy for the TV movie version, he can thank Trump for it.

      • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

        No gottie television machine. Also haven’t watched SNL since the ’70s…

    • Shoto

      Andy Kaufman?

    • Reximus
    • Jamoche

      Joanna Lumley as Ivana, Laura Benanti as Melania, Disney Teenybopper Of The Week as Ivanka.

  • Callyson

    Damn, had to delete my comment because Disqus wouldn’t let me insert a link as an edit. Here you go, Mary1265 (troll just below)!

    https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/789163409367453696

  • HazooToo

    I want a Vagenda of Manicide car magnet

  • shivaskeeper

    I know I shouldn’t feed trolls, but it is to much to ask they show their work?

    • Callyson

      “Work, how does that work again?”

      – Trolls

      • Crank Tango

        My friend’s cousin makes 100$ an hour posting nonsense for Putin.

        • Joe Monte

          I learned how to make $200 an hour stuffing envelopes at home using this one weird trick.

          • smr06va

            The trolls are now requesting a link for this yuge opportunity…

          • Crank Tango

            You won’t believe what Melon-ia looked like before getting her skin tightened!

          • Jamoche

            *small voice* Somebody help me – I think my roommate Lori is going to kill me! A McLaren isn’t worth this!

        • Count Awesome

          Of course. Trump can’t afford that right now.

      • shivaskeeper

        Give me something. Even links to some right wing fever swamps to show they put in at least some effort more than just making shit up.

        Edit to add: I just want a better class of troll. I guess standards are just slipping everywhere. I bet if the Yam won, we would invade the internet with yooge trolls, The bigliest.

    • Thaag Tidestalker

      Don’t ask this troll. I just eat my enemies after a slow roasting. What doesn’t kill me makes me want to cook it for dinner.

  • bubbuhh
    • Kooolest G

      I think that’s bad padre

  • Courser

    I just got my US of America Elections game today!!! It looks fabulous! Yoooooge! It’s just awesome, believe me!

    Also too, more stuffs to buy from Wonkette! Yay!

    • I got mine last week and played it on the weekend!

      • rebecca

        braggadocious

        • Damn straight! It was fun…once we figured out the directions…

          • Major_Major_Major

            Pretty sure teh Wonkette babby established teh rules last week. No little people +emasculaTED is automatic forfeiture or some such.

      • mtn_philosoph

        Just got mine today! :D

  • Shoto

    The dinner is now rolling live on C-SPAN 1.

  • bubbuhh
    • Joe Monte

      Did he take off his beanie and put it on the head of the guy in the foreground?

      • bubbuhh

        :) Itz a sacred mystery.

      • Crank Tango

        He’s using it to steal bread

        • HazooToo

          HE SAVE BREAD!

        • Kavefish

          It’s where he keeps his pet hermit crab.

    • HazooToo

      omg look at him sulk

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Good. I want this election to be the most humiliating political beat down known to man.

  • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

    For any comrades not watching MSNBC: Al Smith IV says, before the dinner, Trump walks up to Hillary and asks how she’s doing. “Fine,” she says, and then, “Now would you please get out of the ladies’ dressing room?”

    • Brian

      Also, “even though you’re sitting next to a man in a robe, you are not in a locker room.”

    • Suse

      Drumpf actually laughed. I’ve never seen him laugh.

  • Thaag Tidestalker
  • Callyson

    Another one for troll Mary 1265 (just below):

    https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/789096632537055232

    • Nasty Astraea

      I would love to know more about her strategery. How much did they strategize the three as a whole vs how much was about each debate as it approached? Did she play it safe in no. 2 because of her position in the polls at the time? Or because they were looking forward to no. 3 when they would hit hard for maximum impact?

      • YoBunnyBunny

        As others have pointed out, Hillary going “FUCK YEAH, I’MMA BE MADAM PRESIDENTE!!!” in the last date, when Trump is all out of opportunities to go after her in person, must have been damn good political strategy… or Lady Luck really just had it with that pelt-headed man-baby.

  • Callyson

    Unfortunately I have to miss the dinner–I’m off to go to a talk (about the election LOL) in a little bit. Go Hillary!

  • NastyCatsVote

    If anyone is worried about GOTV, take a deep breath, exhale, and let Catstro soothe you with a tale of how everybody in town rushed to our polling places to say “fuck you, Donald” before they were even open. Seriously, people lined up ready to go at 9AM. I stood in line for around 45 minutes around lunchtime; apparently wait times were between 30 minutes at best and 2 hours at worst. The vibe at the BOE was serious. Normally people chat a little bit if there’s a line, but it was pretty much dead silence. There were two obvious Trump supporters (I see your confederate flag hats, men who look like extras from Attack of the Giant Leeches) in a goddamn sea of Hillary supporters, but that’s just the way my town always is, so don’t get TOO excited. Seriously if you don’t count the county precincts the city proper we vote like 90% Dem (when you add the county it’s about 75%).

    The mood is fucking weird here today all over town. People getting into fender-benders and fights in precinct parking lots. Sr. Cats and I had planned to go vote together with Kitler, but she had an uncharacteristicly rotten day, and once we heard lines were long we had to scrap that plan. He and I got into a fight because I wanted to either go at lunch or after work and he was like “so just wait and vote tomorrow”, and I was like, “nope, voting today”, then he was like “so you want me to watch her for an indeterminate amount of time while you go vote?” at which point the image of all the vintage anti-sufferage posters (the ones with beleaguered men at home with the kids while the nasty woman goes out to vote) popped into my head and I fucking lost it. So, he watched her while I drove to the precinct crying rage tears. This is NOT how I wanted to vote, but as with other important moments in my life (losing my virginity, giving birth), nothing went as planned and it was way messier with a lot more screaming than I anticipated. And honestly, it was a fucking fitting end to this nonsense.
    Anyway, I’m done, Sr. Cats (with whom I have reconciled) is going one day next week. He’s bummed about going alone and I’m confused because of course I’m coming along to vote again. Vote early, vote often.

  • CripesAmighty

    Trump goes 1st at Al Smith thing. I predict Greg Gutfield–level cringiness.

    • The Witch of Endor

      Hillz will get things turned around.

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      I have no doubt that Donnie’s wit and sagacity this evening will go a long way towards soothing the rancour after last night’s debate, and that he will show himself to be hewn from presidential timber.

      Or not.

  • Nounverb911
  • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

    “Governor Christie was supposed to be, but he got stuck in bridge traffic.”

    • smr06va

      “Damn traffic studies”……

  • Kavefish

    Man, oh, man! Burn! on a rigged coin toss.

  • Suse

    Malaria isn’t getting the jokes.

    • smr06va

      She’s already gotten the biggest joke……

  • The Witch of Endor

    Donald looks just a little annoyed.

    • Jamoche

      “I’m supposed to smile at the insults. I’m supposed to smile at the insults.”

  • anwisok

    “The Catholic Church is not the largest tax exempt landowner here tonight.”

  • Brian

    “for the first time the Catholic Church is not the largest tax exempt landowner her!”

  • Suse

    Here we go, kids!

  • anwisok

    “Donald, the microphone is yours. Andd it’s working!”

  • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

    Donald Trump is a New York institution. Like Bellevue.

    • Count Awesome

      And Rikers Island.

      • Nasty Land Shark

        And Chinatown dumpsters in August.

        • Count Awesome

          And the Jets sucking.

  • The Witch of Endor

    He sounds exhausted.

  • Courser

    Oye, another night of fuckface on TV.

    • Shoto

      “Fuckface on TV” is one of the shows that’s going to air on Trump TV.

      • The Farce Side

        One of the shows, or all of them?

  • The Witch of Endor

    Is he slurring his words?

  • Brian

    I don’t think he’s joking about any of this.

  • Suse

    Ooh – he sounds pissed.

  • Jamoche

    They still want your money, Donnie – you haven’t paid them yet.

  • memzilla

    Watch Drumpf and Hillary live at the Al Smith dinner roast at:
    .
    http://www.vox.com/2016/10/20/13354500/live-stream-trump-clinton-al-smith-dinner

    • SeekingBarbie

      Also, I don’t have cable but found it live streaming on YouTube via my Roku, so watching it on TV.

      • cynmac’s nasty pussy

        Streaming it from NBC Online through my Chromecast. #winning

  • anwisok

    He’s . . actually doing fairly well.

    • Kavefish

      Head down, and reading from text works okay.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        I also gather there isn’t a large crowd Trumpkins that he can incite to chant “LOCK HER UP”

  • smr06va

    Make it stop.

  • DainBramage

    Donald says he “was a carpenter out working for his father.”

    • Count Awesome

      He definitely wasn’t working for Habitats for Humanity cuz….

  • Brian

    I wonder how the Knights of Columbus get such great seats?

    • Count Awesome

      They’re templars. Shhh.

    • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

      Stole them from the Indians?

  • Kavefish

    “Laugh – even at an appropriate moment”

    Heh… Nice dig.

  • MizzMazz

    I’m gonna barf. Donnie is talking shit, making fun of himself, and not in a good way, and I want him to eat shit and die, like we said back in the 80’s.

    • cmd

      I have always loved that phrase. I actually still use it.

  • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

    Man steps on a punchline like he steps on his own dick.

  • The Witch of Endor

    Ok, that Pardon Me line was good. Second bit not so much.

  • anwisok

    “Hillary bumpped into me and, very civilly, said, Pardon me.’ I said, ‘Let’s discuss that after I take office.'”

    • NastyBosGrl

      She laughed but she was really saying “fuck you”.

      • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

        It took him about a minute to get to the punchline and by then everybody figured out the joke.

        • Kavefish

          “Hey! I’m not done plodding, here! Hang on, hang on! The punchline’s coming!”

  • idiotboy

    Is he he laughingstock of the world?
    Or is the US the laughingstock of the world?
    I am embarrassed. Think through the meaning of that last word.

  • Shoto

    This orange man-baby needs to be humiliated so badly on November 8th that he’s forced to move to Antarctica to save face…

    • mackafritz

      Pity the poor penguins.

      • Shoto

        Maybe they’ll go Hitchcock on his orange ass…

  • DainBramage

    Hillary is being a very good sport. We’ll see what happens when the tables are turned.

  • Brian

    I love that Hillary’s laugh is getting picked up by the mic.

  • Joshua Norton
    • HazooToo

      Itty bitty haaaaaaands

  • NastyBosGrl

    You know he’s not really joking. He means it – “you used to love me”.

  • anwisok

    OK, who wrote this stuff for him? And when did he learn to deliver jokes decently?

  • Brian

    Ok, the Melania joke was great!

  • Sean McLaren

    wow, no self deprecation, but he’ll shit all over his wife

  • SeekingBarbie

    He can’t be president! He has poor delivery and no sense of timing. Also, needs teleprompter.

  • Suse

    She’s such a good sport. Love her!

  • DainBramage

    Confession? Hillary isn’t Catholic.

    • cynmac’s nasty pussy

      Neither is Donald.

    • bubbuhh

      Actually, Methodists do confession. It’s a bit more harrowing than Catholic confession. Methodists confess “before God and one another” with discussion. At least the one another part frequently includes coffee and donuts.
      http://www.umc.org/what-we-believe/before-god-and-one-another-united-methodists-and-confession

      • HazooToo

        I looooved coffee and donut times. Had no idea what they were for. Just took my treats while Mom talked and went wandering in the cemetery pretending to be Tasslehoff Burrfoot.

        • bubbuhh

          Fellowship and discussion with sugary treats. :)

          • HazooToo

            Just like right here, right now!

  • CripesAmighty

    The lightness of an anvil; the the gentle grace of a cement mixer.

    • Count Awesome

      Iron hand in a velvet glove?

      • Sean McLaren

        minus the velvet, or the dexterity of an iron hand

  • Brian

    Trump is losing the plot and the crowd.

    • Count Awesome

      This is new?

  • Kavefish

    This ain’t a stump speech, Donny.

  • The Witch of Endor

    Fuck, this is getting into some fucked up shit.

  • Reximus
    • Nounverb911

      Is Christie in jail yet?

  • Suse

    I wonder who wrote this crap. Boris?

  • anwisok

    OK, now he’s gone off script, I think.

  • DainBramage

    He is now bombing.

    • Count Awesome

      Isis deserves it!!!

  • Suse

    Booo!

  • MizzMazz

    Still watching this asshole. What a piece of shit. Love hearing him getting booed.

  • Crank Tango

    I did like the melania speech joke, I’ll give him that

  • anwisok

    OK, yeah, this is what we expected from him. This sin’t joking anymore.

  • Kavefish

    He’s gone off the deep end.

    • Count Awesome

      Derp end.
      FTFY

      • Kavefish

        Thx!

  • Juan de Fuca

    You keep doing you Donny!

  • Sean McLaren

    wow, I tuned in for trainwreck but damn

  • MizzMazz

    Is this the meltdown?

    • cynmac’s nasty pussy

      October Surprise, not.

    • Count Awesome

      The meltdown will be much longer than Chernobyl and even more toxic.

  • Suse

    What an asshole.

    • Shoto

      Bigly

  • Kavefish

    Hey, Donny, Roger Stone called and wants his speech back.

  • Nasty Land Shark

    Timothy Cardinal Dolan is a good sport. However, I’m not sure how he’s taking this ….

  • limberrat

    Wow, Donnie, just wow.

  • Crank Tango

    Ok yeah I knew he couldn’t do this

  • Brian

    Dolan is now whisper heckling Trump directly to Hillary.

  • Bub the Bad Zombre

    Grace, class…you got it all Donnie. Somebody cut his mic.

    • Shoto

      Give him the hook…

      • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

        Some jokewriter ain’t getting paid.

        • cynmac’s nasty pussy

          Those were jokes?

    • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

      He’s got culture. Penicillin can cure that.

    • Count Awesome

      Is this a “Gong Show” rerun?

  • Sean McLaren

    hah, at least she got a laugh out of “we’re having some fun here tonight”

  • Reximus
    • cousin itt

      I said that very same thing to Mrs. itt.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Hey, I didn’t know y’all were liveblogging this — damn, a bitter little shit like Corey Lewandowski does not make a good joke writer Donald.

  • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

    Has a candidate ever gotten himself booed before? Historic.

    • cmd

      The first time I ever saw one of these I happened on John McCain and Obama and I thought it was some kind of archived thing or something. But McCain was actually amazingly gracious at the end, and his jokes were funny. Romney wasn’t so funny…what I saw of Donald was evidently past the funny part.

  • Me not sure

    Holee shit, Donnie stop digging!

  • Bub the Bad Zombre

    This is his campaign in microcosm.

  • CripesAmighty
  • Nasty Land Shark
    • Count Awesome

      It’s more like “Van Helsing” with Hugh Jackman where for no reason whatsoever the horse drawn carriage explodes at the end of the chase.

      • The Farce Side

        CGI horses are extremely flammable. Movie fact.

        • Count Awesome

          No wonder they go so fast!

  • The Witch of Endor

    I’m pretty sure Donald’s never attending the dinner again.

    • Count Awesome

      I’m pretty sure he won’t be invited back.

      • Nasty Land Shark

        Cardinal Dolan is calling in the exorcists and the consecrators to salt the ground.

        • Count Awesome

          Is Max von Sydow available?

          • Bub the Bad Zombre

            I hope they didn’t serve pea soup…

          • Count Awesome

            I’m more worried about the crucifixi the priests are all wearing.

  • Kavefish

    So, does he kick her chair when he goes back to his seat?

  • Suse

    Dolan wiping his face.

  • smr06va

    Shaddup..Shaddup…SHUDDUP….

  • YetAnotherRebecca

    Wow, Wow.

    I seriously think he’s more embarrassed than he’s ever been and has gotten totally hammered. His tee totaling image be damned.

  • Nounverb911

    Donnie is now persona non grata in New York.

  • JVisconti

    Did he bring Falwell Jr, Ralph Reed and Jeffress to sit front and center?

  • Shoto

    This idiot is seriously fucked up in the head. Shame on the MSM if they don’t turn on him. Fuck this “both sides do it” horseshit. Enough, already!

    • dshwa

      Antisocial personality disorder. So clear.

  • DainBramage

    The crowd clapping because he is done.

  • limberrat

    Well, lets see who comes to your support after this election after that speech.

  • Suse

    Al Franken!

  • anwisok

    Damn. He started off pretty well, then went completely dark.

  • Vincent Ricola

    Unfuckingbelievable

    • Brian

      Totallyfuckingbelievable!

      fixed it for you.

  • Me not sure

    Well, we know at least that his mic was working.

  • Brian

    Al Franken on MSNBC breaking Trump down.

  • Nounverb911

    The mayor just ordered the police to stop protecting Trump Tower….

  • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

    Heh. Kevin Drum, 1:55PM today

    “This was obvious bait from Clinton, and Trump dived headfirst into
    the trap. It was an entirely gratuitous interruption, and it’s resonated
    very, very badly. It has now been co-opted by women, and I’m sure you
    can already buy t-shirts with “Nasty Woman” logos on them.”

    • John D. Wiser

      I would adore to own and wear an :”I Love Nasty Women” T-shirt.,
      but fear it would be universally misconstrued..

  • The Witch of Endor

    oh thank god. Go Hillary and class the place back up.

  • Suse

    Surprised he didn’t talk about her abortion policies.

    • cynmac’s nasty pussy

      IKR

  • Fartknocker

    What a hateful Shit Stain on this nation. Congratulations Donald Trump, you are a man child with no sense of dignity or sense of purpose to this nation. I cannot wait until Monday when I get to vote against you. Excuse me while I walk outside, look in the sky, and realize we haven’t hit fucking hit rock bottom.

  • SeekingBarbie

    That was a little excruciating.

    • smr06va

      That’s an understatement…..

  • anwisok

    Gonna be interesting to wtch his reaction when she goes.

  • Reximus

    He went low….Go HIGH

    • SeekingBarbie

      Please!

  • anwisok

    She’s got better writers. This should be good.

    • Count Awesome

      Jews aren’t just for counting money ya know.

  • CripesAmighty

    Wonder which one of our ‘DearShitFerBrains’ alumni wrote his material?

    • Reximus

      Bannon

    • cynmac’s nasty pussy

      Patio?

    • Crank Tango

      All of… oh you get the point.

    • Count Awesome

      AOT, K.

  • SadDemInTex

    I got the mug. It will be honored next to my Bernie mug.

  • CripesAmighty

    Go for the kindness kill shot.

  • JVisconti

    McArthur, Patton and Henny Youngman are all rolling their graves after Donald’s act.

    • Suse

      Take my wife… please!

      • Nasty Land Shark

        Take my husband … please!

      • JVisconti

        which one?

  • Sean McLaren

    very next president of the united states

  • Kavefish

    Donny is still steaming.

    • Vincent Ricola

      Like a red-faced 6-year-old without his candy bar.

    • anwisok

      Just wait. She’s only just starting.

  • Nasty Land Shark

    Hillary was brought up a Methodist. She probably won’t desecrate sacred ground ….

  • Jamoche

    WTF does Donnie think Hillary has against Catholics? I happen to know where her kid went to church when she was in college…

    • Crank Tango

      Yeah and that bit toward the end, what was he talking about?

    • berkeleyfarm

      Oh really? I didn’t hear that as part of the Chelsea gossip back in the day.

      Tim and her old and dear friend OHJB are faithful Catholics.

      • Jamoche

        I was a greeter at MemChu while she was there and saw her a few times. The first time the priest saw the Secret Service guys with their headsets, he thought they were listening to the game and asked what the score was.

        IIRC she had friends who were Catholic, plus the morning non-denominational services are, quite frankly, dull. It’s mostly faculty and staff at that one. And for anything else you have to go way off campus.

        • berkeleyfarm

          (Checks “Churches in Palo Alto”) Yes, they are a ways away!

  • Kavefish

    Highest, hardest stained-glass ceiling…

  • Fartknocker

    I just witnessed a man child, a Shit Stain, and a person with no sense of nation, governance, or respect to its citizens.

    Thanks Hillary for saving a charitable event from a pugnacious asshole.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4b25e08bc72cd33ddcc35754050b9249ec22daea15ee5192ba68a5eef76eb49e.png

    • msanthropesmr

      Wazzat the holy trinity or just one man?

  • Suse

    She’s killing it.

  • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

    Tux = “formal pantsuit”

  • Kavefish

    “Friendly faces” in basket of adoreables.

  • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

    Hell, she’s good.

  • Shoto
  • CripesAmighty

    Whoa…pretty sharp. Heh.

  • JVisconti

    Nasty can be fun Donald.

  • Nasty Land Shark

    Hillary has spoken to hundreds of these events …. she knows the playbook. And she has good writers.

  • Brian

    Okay, Hillary almost got booed there. Don’t go all stump speech

  • Reximus

    ouch

  • The Witch of Endor

    How he can walk out of that dinner and still believe he’s got a shot at anything is mind boggling.

  • anwisok

    OH NO SHE DI’NT!

  • Sean McLaren

    “takes a village” that’s how self deprecation works donald

  • The Witch of Endor

    45 for the FUCKING WIN!!!!

  • smr06va

    And folks, that’s how you do it, with CLASS…..

  • Shoto

    Melanoma has a blank look on her face. She comes off dumber than a stump.

    • DainBramage

      It looks to me like she’s focusing her laser eyes.

    • SeekingBarbie

      Wrinkle avoidance.

    • Nasty Land Shark

      No, she’s retreating to her happy place. Wouldn’t you?

      • Count Awesome

        She’s thinking about where shed rather be tonight when Donald gropes her.

        • Nasty Land Shark

          I actually have a lot of empathy for her. This isn’t what she signed up for when she married him.

          Now it’s all public, she has to play the “campaign wife”, and the basic human humiliation has got to be getting her down.

    • shastakoala

      numb as a stump.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Opossum in the headlights.

    • cmd

      She might just be tuning out the English. I know when I am around my spanish-speaking in-laws, if I am tired, I just quit trying to follow what they are saying, just because it takes more effort. The more of them around, the easier it is to get away with it as no one really notices.

  • Count Awesome

    I guess Trump watched “Bulworth” early this morning.

  • msanthropesmr

    Re: Grammar in the post.

    Is it less boobs or fewer boobs. I always get confused.

    • anwisok

      Less if you mean smaller, fewer if you mean, well, fewer.

    • Suse

      Fewer if you can count the objects, less if you can’t.

      • Count Awesome

        What about the hooker from “Total Recall”?

        • msanthropesmr

          AND Eccentrica GallumbitS?

          • Count Awesome

            Who or what the fuck is that? I’d Google it, but it might be way more fun to find out here.

          • msanthropesmr

            Triple breasted whore of eroticon 6 – or as Zaphod Beeblebrox put it, the best bang since the big one.

          • Count Awesome

            Thank you.

    • smr06va

      It is always moar boobs!

    • Don’t Grab Gosala

      Fewer.

      “Less” applies to mass nouns, nouns that describe a mass quantity, like water, food, wine, whiskey, derp.

      “More” applies to count nouns, nouns that name things that can be counted: items at the check out counter, loaves of bread, stones, the stars in the sky.

  • Suse

    I’ll bet Dolan is voting for her.

  • Brian

    Dolan cracking up at, “original Russian.”

  • Kavefish

    Ooo — nice seque with the numbers….

  • Goposaur
  • Kavefish

    Aw, crap – my internet burped and I’ve lost the video feed :-(

  • Brian

    Billionaire burn!

  • DainBramage

    Oooo. Burn.

  • Apple Scruff

    God, Dumb Donald with his arms crossed as Hillary speaks. What a sour puss.

  • anwisok

    Ya BURNT, Donnie!

  • Nasty Astraea

    Could I love her more? She’s fabulous

    • The Witch of Endor

      She’s as good as Obama. I never thought I’d say that about anyone.

    • Brian

      no, you cannot, she’s the best!

  • limberrat

    Good, enough self deprication with perfect insults!

  • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

    Ghouliani apparently had his humor organs removed.

    • bubbuhh

      He was born humor sterile.

  • anwisok

    Rudy did not like her jokes.

  • Me not sure

    Giuliani is pissed.

  • Suse

    Rudy didn’t like that!

    • SeekingBarbie

      It wasn’t bad – he’s just a sour puss.

    • Kavefish

      “…so one day he walked into town and booked himself a room in the local salooooon…”

  • Kavefish

    Ah! Video comes back just in time for the Rudy dig.

  • Brian

    Rudy don’t laugh.

    • DainBramage

      He’s had his humanity removed as it bothered him.

  • Apple Scruff
    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      Fuck him with a rusty chainsaw

    • Fartknocker

      Poor Rudy: Not enough salt on his rat dick chalupa.

    • Nasty Astraea

      Haha good

  • JVisconti

    Tight lipped Rudy forgot his dentures tonight.

  • Juan de Fuca

    Oh hell, now Rudy’s gonna run for President.

    • Of the dementia ward?

      • Juan de Fuca

        He took that one very personally. Lmao ;)

  • Shoto

    She’s burning him hard

  • Kavefish

    Preperation Burn

  • anwisok

    OOOOhhhhh . . . Donald is getting worked up now.

  • limberrat

    BUUUURNNN!!!!

  • CripesAmighty

    Ringing that bell! ding! ding! ding!

  • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person
    • SeekingBarbie

      Hahahaha!

    • phoenix00

      “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife”
      “WRONG. VERY WRONG”

  • Nounverb911
    • Panika MCD

      what are you guys watching?

      • cynmac’s nasty pussy

        Al Smith dinner – for charity in NY. Both Hillary and Donald spoke.

        • Panika MCD

          thanks!

  • Apple Scruff

    I refused to watch Dumb Donald. Was he funny? Is that a stupid question?

    • limberrat

      A couple funny jokes, but it was baaad.

    • Me not sure

      Is a malignancy?

    • anwisok

      First half was pretty decent, then he went on attack mode. It did not work well for him.

      • SeekingBarbie

        Terrible delivery; no sense of timing; head down most of the time.

      • cmd

        I tuned in not long before attack mode. The only thing I can say nice about him is he did seem to be laughing almost sincerely during her speech. At least he looked more human than he usually does.

    • phoenix00

      Good. No. Yes, but the most stupid questions are the ones that go unasked.

  • Panika MCD

    since the carrot turd love to shit on our foreign policy, I just thought I’d take a moment to remind everyone that, long winded as he is, Secretary John Kerry is still a rockstar.

    http://www.oneindia.com/img/2014/10/01-john-kerry-india-visit3.jpg

    • Count Awesome

      He’s not even a polished carrot turd

    • Courser

      John Kerry has worked his ass off for our country. He gets shit done quietly. Also we had hips replacements about the same time.

  • Nasty Astraea

    Omggggg he’s got issues!

  • Reximus

    turning off now

  • The Witch of Endor

    Serious issues!!!

  • Suse

    Hearse – that was good!

  • JVisconti

    Prediction; Donald will break the Twitter machine by 3 a.m.

  • Me not sure

    Snap!

  • DainBramage

    Ow. Vlad’s horse?

    • Suse

      Don laughed!

  • Shoto

    Hillz is slinging some sick burnz…

  • Me not sure

    Snap! Putin!

  • Kavefish

    Donald is Putin’s horse! Burnz.

  • Rick Hill
    • Shoto

      Hope he doesn’t get paid, along with Conway, Pierson, SNH, etal…

    • DainBramage

      No, it says the Trump Foundation.

      • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

        So they’ll send him to Haiti?

        • Kavefish

          In a Haiti-filled basket.

      • Rick Hill

        So they do charity work now?

    • Panika MCD

      those little shits are always on someone’s payroll. his spawn at the American Phoenix Foundation were found to be on the payroll of a couple of the top people at TPPF (a RWNJ thunk tank in TX) and now no one takes TPPF seriously.

    • Nasty Leftenant Anna

      Quelle Suprise

      As the Batman once said, I’m saying to GOPers:

      You can *think* I’m dumb, but don’t *ever* talk to me like I’m dumb.

      /in plain english – Fuck you, O’Keefe, fuck you RNC, and fuck you all, Rs

    • SayItWithWookies

      See, Trump is presidential! I mean Nixon counts, right?

  • Apple Scruff

    I hope Hillary gets to have the same Daily Show writers working with her that Obama did. This seems like their work.

  • anwisok

    Melania is looking at Hillary’s opponent like, “I think I’m sleeping in the spare apartment tonight.”

    • NastyBosGrl

      She lost the thread of the speech long ago.

  • limberrat

    TED CRUZ BUUUURNNN!!!

  • 3FingerPete

    Excellent Ted Cruz joke!

    • dshwa

      Not watching, what’d she say ?

      • 3FingerPete

        Paraphrasing: “Donald and I should put aside our differences and do what we both love – rip on Ted Cruz.”

        • dshwa

          She really is going to start in no fucks to give mode from day one, isn’t she?

          • cmd

            That would be so great.

  • Fartknocker

    And now I ask my last question is to MSNBC: How the hell can you find 16 people in a room of 32 who are undecided this election?

    • Crank Tango

      But she’s so unlikable herr durr

    • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

      You’ve never watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

      • msanthropesmr

        I don’t recall.

        • Kavefish

          Would you like a memento to aid your recall?

  • anwisok

    I like that she’s attacking her opponent’s MESSAGE, not him, now that she’s talking seriously.

    • berkeleyfarm

      We go high!

  • Shoto

    Good writing and preparation is how it’s done, Donnie. You’ll never have to worry about it again, though, so no problem, right asshat?

  • Suse

    Great way to tie the past and present day prejudices.

  • Nasty Astraea

    This is how a president does it.

  • Kavefish

    I”m really glad they let Donald go first.

    • Crank Tango

      God he would have been pissing himself. She had like a half hour of material

    • dshwa

      Any show producer worth his salt would have had him go first. After watching the debates, you’d know he’d very possibly go full melt down from her act, so you control for that by sending him up first.

  • Me not sure

    That’s Presidential.

  • CripesAmighty

    Where the fuck has that speech been? Wow.

    • Kavefish

      Probably crafted and waiting, especially, for tonight?

  • SeekingBarbie

    Standing O!

  • The Witch of Endor

    Kicked his ass again and made everyone love her while she did it!

  • JVisconti

    Drudge Reports insta polls call Cardinal Dolan the winner. Donald says rigged.

  • Shoto

    Hillz outclassed the orange man-baby by many orders of magnitude.

  • bubbuhh

    Did Al Smith just nominate Dolan for the Noble Priest Prize?

  • Nasty Astraea

    Al Frankenstein on msnbc!

    • Nasty Astraea

      Stupid phone!

      • NastyCatsVote

        Smart phone! That was amazing

    • msanthropesmr
    • Me not sure

      It’s pronounced Fronkensteen..

    • Courser

      My crazy ex called a few minutes ago and I had to actually talk words at him.

  • SeekingBarbie

    Haha – Dolan made a good joke.

  • Crank Tango

    Even her jokes that didn’t go over were still funny.

    • Nasty Astraea

      She stepped on a couple. But overall she was wonderful.

      • Crank Tango

        Yeah I know she didn’t write it, but she at least picks good people. His speech was By and large a shitshow. Except that melanoma speech joke

        • NastyCatsVote

          Wait, so the one joke that landed was at the expense of his wife?

          • Crank Tango

            Ah yeah oops

          • Nasty Astraea

            Basically

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      Following that mean-spirited, unfunny asshole was an advantage – but she did a great job. One of those two people was presidential. The other was NOT.

    • Count Awesome

      Jewish writers?

  • Brian

    “Giuliani didn’t get the memo.”

    • Kavefish

      He was at the hospital, getting his funny bone removed.

      • phoenix00

        Also trying to locate the empathy organ.

  • The Witch of Endor

    Burn on Donald.

  • NastyBosGrl

    I hope the world is just a little bit reassured by seeing this speech of Hillary’s. I actually feel better than I have in a while.

  • Juan de Fuca

    So, could just be me but what does it say about a guy who’s biggest self-deprecating joke was the one directed at his wife?

    ETA: Nevermind. Not just me because as I clicked on “post”, a CNN host mentioned the same thing. Trump is a slimeball. Just a very, very, VERY, sleazy person.

    Very.

    • Shoto

      That he’s a giant asshole. For starters.

    • Count Awesome

      He obviously respects women a lot.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I hope she’s got an ironclad pre-nup. I almost feel sorry for her.

      • Juan de Fuca

        Same here.

    • Kavefish

      See: Skin, Thin

    • anwisok

      Needs moar “very”s.

    • I’m torn. On the one hand, it was a decent joke. On the other hand, it’s just gross that his idea of self deprecating humor is taking a shot at the closest female to him. Wtf, man?

      • Juan de Fuca

        Same here. It was a good joke but the only one directed personally and even it was directed at his wife. Wtf, indeed.

      • berkeleyfarm

        Punching down.

      • Nasty Astraea

        If he was a different person and had different delivery, it could have worked. But he can’t pull it off because he’s just a terrible person.

        • phoenix00

          I suspect Barry telling the same joke on Michelle would’ve landed.

  • Vagenda and Tiara

    From someone named “Jeb’s” Twitter feed:
    “Feel bad for Trump’s sons, they’ve been outsmarted by the ragtag band of kids from the shabbier summer camp across the lake so many times.”

    I…am…dying!

    • Count Awesome

      It’s like when the poor summer camp beats the fuck out if the rich one, against all odds.

      • anwisok

        Pssst. When you explain the joke, you suck the humor out of it.

        • Count Awesome

          Gimme a break I’m stoned out of my mind right now.

          • anwisok

            OH! In that case, enjoy yourself! Certainly didn’t mean to be a buzzkill.

            ETA: Go high, friend!

          • Count Awesome

            No worries. Sometimes when your stoned the obvious becomes extra-funny.

          • Courser

            Not possible here. I’ll just sit in the corner and giggle at you either way ;-)

          • Juan de Fuca
          • Count Awesome

            Meh. “Venture Bros.” commentary is way funnier. Doc Hammer may be the funniest man alive because he came up with Racist Banner” ten years ago.

          • Juan de Fuca

            I watched “Snatch” while high many years ago. Funniest night of my life. I literally almost laughed myself to death. Literally. Couldn’t breathe. I already laugh alot when I’m totally sober or whatever, but that movie had me in tears.

          • Count Awesome

            The weird thing is I finally finished watching Season Six commentary tonight for episodes that were aired in the middle of January, and as I’ve said before they they have a Trump joke from before he decided to run for President. The writers live in New York.

          • Juan de Fuca

            Never heard of it before but will check out. Thanks for heads up!
            We all need to laugh more.

          • Count Awesome

            It’s a satire of “The Adventures of Jonny Quest”.

          • SayItWithWookies

            Speaking of watching while high — Fantasia is on Netflix!

          • Courser

            That makes two of us, at least!

          • I had to give it all up when I left the theater after seeing “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” convinced that Toon Town existed and I was going to go live there. Boy, was the next morning ever a let down.

            Tomorrow when you wake up, you’re going to be sure you saw this cool movie with Don-Don, Lil’ Ericky, and Iwanka as the poor little rich kids at camp who were ultimately out smarted by the poor kids but Iwanka fell in love with the bad boy poor boy, Bernie, and had to sneak around until Don-Don found out and it looked like Bernie was gong to whoop his dumb rich ass but Iwanka had to intervene and punch Bernie in the nads just to convince Don-Don she was still on the rich kids side… Boy, are you going to be disappointed.

    • dshwa

      That’s brilliant

      • Vagenda and Tiara

        I doffed my cap and did a slow golf clap when I read that one.

        • dshwa

          That Jeb might have lasted longer in the primaries.

          • Vagenda and Tiara

            I strongly suspect that’s not the real Jeb; Jeb’s never been funny.

          • NastyCatsVote

            Oh God, what if he had won, and then after he left office, instead of taking up paint-by-numbers like his brother, he started going around to comedy club open mic nights?

          • Vagenda and Tiara

            There’s a movie premise in that paragraph!

          • Amy!

            And a made-to-order series title:

            “Please Clap”

          • Vagenda and Tiara

            “Low Energy” has a certain je ne sais quoi, also, too.

    • anwisok

      He didn’t need to ask anybody to clap after that one!

    • Joe Monte
      • Vagenda and Tiara

        Bill Murray just bought a boat slip in my mother’s condo building. I’m dying to have a Wonkette T-shirt on hand to give to him, if I run in to him, but I’d have to carry it with me at all times. How fun would that be to give him a T-shirt and get a photograph?

    • Too bad it wasn’t from Jeb!’s Twitter feed. I might could’ve died and gone to heaven then.

  • Kavefish

    Receiving line? With a ref in between, and it looks like Donald still wants to book.

  • SeekingBarbie

    I think she’ll get better at it with practice, she’s a good student.

  • anon_the_great

    No, Mr. Trump, the crowd was saying ‘Boo-urns, Boo-urns’. We’re not sure why they were doing a Simpsons joke.

  • Me not sure

    Well…. there goes the Catholic vote.

    • phoenix00

      He never had the Catholic vote afaik

  • Bub the Bad Zombre

    The real question now is – will Donnie grope Norah O’Donnell?

  • SeekingBarbie

    She knows how to work a room.

  • Kavefish

    I think that fella that just spoke to Hillary and patted her on the shoulder was apologizing for Donald’s bad manners.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Hillz DEFinitely had the best pantsuit of all the men in the crowd.

  • The Witch of Endor

    So Donald’s slunk out of the event. Twitter meltdown in 3…2…1…

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Did he rip up his notes?

    • Me not sure

      Probably needs to change his underwear.

    • melina1222

      As of 9:30 pm CST, nothing yet. What can he be doing that’s more important than a Twitter meltdown?

  • SeekingBarbie

    Is Bill there?

    • Shoto

      Nope

  • JVisconti

    Trump just fired Dennis Miller in the parking lot.

    • Me not sure

      Dennis who?

      • msanthropesmr

        I thought he was dead?

        • SeekingBarbie

          Just his humor.

    • The Witch of Endor

      It sure as hell sounded like Miller wrote it. I know, not likely but still.

    • Rick Hill

      (dryly) Well, I guess he won’t be getting paid now, will he?

      • Bub the Bad Zombre

        Was there ever any doubt?

  • NastyBosGrl

    I don’t really like judging women on what they wear, but geez, Melania, a backless dress to a Catholic Charities event?

    • Shoto

      To be fair, she thought she’d be doing some pole-dancing as part of the entertainment portion of the festivities.

    • The Witch of Endor

      Imagine her at State dinners. Hell, I just thought of the horror that would become the interior of the White House. Not they’ve got a shot in hell of getting there now.

      • NastyBosGrl

        People are, like, touching your back as they pass you in those tight aisles or talk to you or whatever; just feel like it should have been better thought out?

        • The Witch of Endor

          Honestly, I didn’t think the dress was that bad, just inappropriate for this event. I like backless cocktail and formal wear but I don’t think I’ve ever had to go through a receiving line wearing one.

          • NastyBosGrl

            Well that’s what I meant. For this event. I’m not dissing backless dresses in general.

      • dshwa

        Morticia: [confronting Debbie in her house] You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie…
        Debbie Jellinsky: What?
        Morticia: …pastels?

        • Vagendadentacohontas

          LOVE that movie!!! Angelica Huston is best Morticia!

          • dshwa

            The side eye she give in this scene is possibly the best side eye ever.

      • Courser

        I thought about that at the outset and was pretty horrified then.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        One thing I’ll always regret not seeing…the spectacle of $arah dressed for state dinners. Flag platform shoes, biker do-rag, trailer park chic.

        • berkeleyfarm

          Sarah scrubbed up ok when she had a personal shopper/stylist and a big budget. It went straight to hell after the RNC wasn’t paying the bills, of course.

    • Me not sure

      I think she had it on backwards.

    • Nasty Astraea

      I thought it was fine. Is backless really that shocking? The lady at an angle from Hillary was showing a lot of cleavage. I don’t think they were expected to dress like nuns.

      • Amy!

        I figured Hillary was in red to own the “Scarlet Woman” jibe.

        • SeekingBarbie

          Isn’t that raspberry?

          • Amy!

            It really isn’t scarlet, I admit. But I heard about it before I saw it, so I’m seeing red. I think you’re right, though.

          • SeekingBarbie

            I liked it. Some of her outfits are too shapeless, IMHO.

          • Amy!

            That’s probably the kevlar, though. Figure she’s wearing serious protection most of the time; this has been a really, really, brutally ugly campaign, and Donald has twice asked “who will rid me of this troublesome priest rival?”

          • SeekingBarbie

            I forgot about the Kevlar. So sad that it’s necessary. That troublesome priest quote has occurred to me, too. Great Minds!

          • Nasty Astraea

            Yeah it looked like she was wearing it last night at the debate.

          • Kavefish

            Yeah. I’ve been worried for her safety, also too.

          • berkeleyfarm

            Yes, but it’s a good joke

            (Loved her jewels btw.)

      • berkeleyfarm

        Exactly. It was a white tie dinner so backless/cleavage is part of the territory.

      • phoenix00

        That was Maria Bartiromo. MSNBC.

  • dshwa

    It was rigged! Clinton got the jokes ahead of time! Unfair!

  • bubbuhh

    Clinton stayed and talked to the movers and shakers she might find a use for as President. Trump left cuz what use could a bunch of stuffed shirts be to him?

    • phoenix00

      “I’m raising all your taxes. You’re ok with this, right?”

  • Amy!

    Worth showing for those of us who were reluctant to watch the live feed (it seemed like a really, really hostile venue for Hillary; turns out I shouldn’t have worried, huh?).

    Anyway, watch the priest (or whoever he is) behind the Donald.

    https://twitter.com/Kesha_Monk/status/789275105511759872

    • Vagendadentacohontas

      Today we are all that guy!

    • Sister Artemis

      great capture on the vid, but also, WHAT A LAME FUCKING JOKE, The Donald! Jesus, it’s like you don’t get who the bad guys were in the Watergate scandal…

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Should I have another beer? I’m undecided.

    • msanthropesmr

      Should I have another sip? naw, skip it
      In the back of the ride and bust with the whippets

    • Vagendadentacohontas

      You might find what your looking for in one of those, eventually… i suspect it’s at the bottom.

    • Reximus

      I have a dear friend named ale

      Who keeps me hearty & hale

      & sexy & hotter

      Than milk or water

      When drunk by bucket & pail

    • phoenix00

      I would send you one of my fresh hop IPAs if able.

  • SeekingBarbie

    Just look at all those old white men lining up to smile, hug and shake hands! Does my heart good.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Donald Trump Claims Hillary Clinton Saw Debate Questions Ahead Of Time – Huffpo.

    What the fuck is it that he thinks they’re going to ask? Maybe some shit about politics and presidenting, ya think? Are there more than like twenty questions in the entire history of presidential debates? I doubt it.

    • TJ Barke

      They practically announced the questions to the PUBLIC in advance, FFS…
      They, at the very least, said what the subjects would be in advance.

  • Kavefish

    Donald’s gonna have time to get all the way home and turn the heater on his gold-plated toilet to get it warmed up just right before Hillary even leaves the main room.

  • Panika MCD
  • Spotts1701

    So basically Trump’s act was Don Rickles, if Rickles was an asshole?

    • Crank Tango

      If rickles wasn’t funny. Some jokes were passable, but some of it was unfunny stump speech

      • Msgr_Bad_Hombre

        Wouldn’t surprise me if he hadn’t really practiced them. Which would be typical. He kept stepping on his punchlines.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Makes me long for Bamz, who has magnificent comedic timing.

    • Vagenda and Tiara

      Sure, if you got rid of Rickles’ warmth and charm. I picture him more as a male Leona Helmsley.

      • Juan de Fuca

        Or a tall, orange and bigly out of shape Rodrigo Duterte.

      • Vagendadentacohontas

        I thought Leona Helmsley was the male Leona Helmsley. Huh? The more you know, I guess!

  • Daisy

    OT: This was awhile back, but my (former)local assembly woman made it on Full Frontal.

  • The Witch of Endor

    Ooh, bald secret service guy does not look happy.

    • SeekingBarbie

      Isn’t that part of their job description?

      • The Witch of Endor

        No, it looked like he let someone get between him and Hillary and he was trying to unobtrusively get back into position.

        ETA: Yes, it’s part of their job description, this looked different.

  • anwisok

    Keith Olbermann doesn’t like Hillary’s opponent, I think.

    • Kavefish

      Was it the something-something die something fire comment, again? Honestly, I thought he was just making a suggestion about a new hair color.

  • Jeffocaster in the East

    Hey – sleep well wonks. Been busy with house, kid, etc……probably check in later tomorrow.

    • Vagendadentacohontas

      Don’t forget to check under the bed for nasty women!

      • John Smith

        I check every night, but no luck. Probably using the wrong bait.

  • SeekingBarbie

    My feed has ended. Glad I watched that.

  • NastyBosGrl

    OT to British TV fans – watching a good BBC show on Netflix called Detectorists. Might distract you if you need a break from politics. Have a good night everyone!

    • anwisok

      Sleep well!

    • SeekingBarbie

      I’ll second that – I saw it on Acorn.

    • The Witch of Endor

      Love that show. I’m hoping for a 3rd series.

    • starfanglednut

      I will try it! I love British tv

  • JVisconti

    That was fun folks. Have a couple dozen Hail Mary’s to take of.

  • Brian

    Straight shooter respected by both sides, Jon Lovett, back on MSNBC.

  • CountryClubJihadi

    Hillary’s joke tonight about performance enhancers was good. If only should could have followed the comment that she used “preparation” with something about Donald having to use “Preparation H”.

    • Vagendadentacohontas

      I had the same thought…loosely tied to removing her Prada pumps from his nether region, or something like that.

  • Nasty Astraea

    Donald rejected once again by the world elite that he was so eager to join, because he’s such a failure.

    It would be Shakespearean if he was even a little bit sympathetic.

    • Joe Monte

      Not Shakespearean enough because he can use a visit from his dad’s ghost right about now.

    • Apple Scruff

      He got boo’d!!! Who gets boo’d at this thing?

      • Nasty Astraea

        Donald Trump! Making history!

      • melina1222

        According to the CNN commentators, this is the first time anyone has ever been booed during this dinner. Another first for The Donald!

    • Count Awesome

      Good thing he’s not Titus Andronicus.

      • SeekingBarbie

        OMG, don’t give him ideas.

      • Panika MCD

        Titus got pretty well screwed by Tamora and Aaron. he’s a sympathetic character even if he goes nuts and does awful things. the whole thing makes sense if you remember the context is showing wealthy parents what they’re doing to their sons by having them memorize Ovid.

        • Count Awesome

          True, but he Tantalized them by serving a forbidedden entree.

    • Brian

      Trump will build a bigger, holier religion; just you wait!

      • Count Awesome

        Moneyology?

        • Brian

          come on now, you don’t get a Trump religion without Trump in the name. Trumpism is most obvious, but Trumpnanity isn’t out of the question. Also, too, Trump Hotel and Religion!

          • Count Awesome

            Trump-ontology?

        • Kavefish

          He’s a Cashcowtarian.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Trumpanetics. The modern science of bankrupting casinos!

        • Amy!

          Ah. That explains the sanctity of The Audit, clearly.

    • Sean McLaren

      Richard III? An emotional cripple plotting his revenge on a world that rejected him?

      • Brian

        Richard III libelz!!!!!

        • Sean McLaren

          it really is, Richard was actually very effectively devious.

          • Brian

            plus, in real life he was effective but not devious.

          • Vienna Woods

            Ricardians unite!!!

          • Brian

            Shakespeare had to justify the Tudors to get paid and not killed. I’m fine with that.

          • Vienna Woods

            I don’t blame Will. I blame Thomas More and Archbishop Morton. And Henry Tudor. I have stood at his tomb and cursed him. It was very satisfying.

          • Brian

            I like More, I blame Wolsey.

          • Vienna Woods

            Never a big fan. He was a little too fond of burning heretics at the stake.

          • Brian

            yes, but he was principled and was willing to die, himself, for said principles. I can respect that.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Politics is a contact sport. Some egos get bruised, some heretics get burned…

          • Panika MCD

            except for the part where he may have actually had his nephews killed.

          • Brian

            opportunistic, not devious.

      • Royal Ugly Hombre

        Richard III led his own troops into battle. So…no.

    • Count Awesome

      Hillz has Lady MacBeth down to a tee.

    • Panika MCD

      it’s rigged I tells ya!

    • Panika MCD

      also too: he couldn’t pull of any of the truly evil ones because he’s not smart enough and Don John is at least honest, but let’s look at the early comedies:

      Angelo from Measure for Measure seems like a pretty good fit.

  • Serai 1
    • Apple Scruff

      DEAD.

    • Joe Monte

      Somehow the world now seems to be a safer – and fluffier – place.

    • Count Awesome
      • Amy!

        Sweet. My baby blue:

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1a520f12d0a43c5ae39679da3c4e359d0bdf896e0bcffd9f02490542c8793df6.jpg

        (she is not amused by Trump’s humor, as you can see)

        • She is a badass.

        • Count Awesome

          Is that a chartreaux?

          • Amy!

            I don’t know what that is, sorry. So prolly not. :-)

            She’s officially a domestic shorthair (from the shelter last year near Christmas), and if you ask the people who have actual pedigreed Russian Blues, there are no out-crosses of their lovely monsters. But she has lavender pads and incredibly plush fur, so she’s my all-American Blue, with white whiskers and a red collar. Completely patriotic, you see. Or maybe the red is my blood, because she’s still entirely too energetic when playing Pounce-the-Hand. Ow.

          • NastyCatsVote

            The ears make her look part Siamese and 100% badass. Those are some great ears.

          • Count Awesome

            The Russian blue tends to be sleekerband thinner compared to Chartreaux and British Blue.

          • NastyCatsVote

            Gris-Gris was a Chartreaux, non? I don’t know much about fancy cats. We normally just take whoever shows up on our doorstep at the right time. This includes the newly coined (by our vet) “pumpkin spice snuggler” that is currently sitting on my foot.

          • Count Awesome

            She’s beautiful.
            A chartreaux is ba blue haired cat with orange eyes that are all named with the letter of the alphabet that corresponds to the year they are born. They are very similar to a “British Blue” but don’t get obese and bond very closely with one person and will follow that person from room to room.

          • Amy!

            Huh. She pretty much does do that. I thought it was because she was so sick when she came to me, and I used to go and put her on my lower chest to sleep, because she had to stay away from my boys (Atticus is my avatar; she loves him, but he’s not a fan, so she chases him around when she’s feeling bored).

          • Be Gin

            Beauty always comes with a price.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            She definitely has Russian Blue features…I had a Russian Blue as a teen, so yeah, looks reals!

          • Amy!

            Doesn’t have the right eye color, though. That’s disqualifying.

            I’m okay with that. She’s Aurora, adora-ble, chaser of toy mice, balls with jingles, hair ties, and strings, pouncer on me, Atticus, and Angel, an enormous pain and utterly brilliant.

            Also, I’ve told her that she’s been called “beautiful” and “badass.” She approves those messages. ^_^

        • bubbuhh

          Most blues only find their personal person amusing.

    • anwisok
      • JVisconti

        Xtra Cute. Hope the Trump boys aren’t nearby taking aim.

      • Courser

        The babbie squirrels SLAY ME. Too much cuteness!

        • Vagenda and Tiara

          Sniffle…I found one in my yard last week, and he was so adorable. I called a woman who runs an animal sanctuary, and by the time she got there he’d disappeared. He was curling himself into a tiny ball and pretending he was asleep. He was so cute.

          PSA – the woman told me the little squirrel’s want you to help them. They won’t bite, and they should be wrapped in a towel, and put in a shoe box.

    • Panika MCD

      I think those penguins may be of the stuffed variety, but it’s not uncommon for penguins, but here is the story:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn-NJ8EM7rs

    • Vagenda and Tiara
      • Tacoclamgenda

        Those are rabbits with looong legs hoping around like that.

        • Vagenda and Tiara

          Baby goats are INSANE!!!! They will jump on anything, including other animals.

      • Kavefish

        Yay!

        This one is always great! :-)

        • Vagenda and Tiara

          It just never gets old!

    • E K Wallace
      • Amy!

        Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! So cute!

        • E K Wallace

          He would take up most of that basket now (I suspect he’s part Maine Coon), but I still catch him with his tongue out pretty often.

    • Tacoclamgenda

      Who knew?!? Now that I do I am loving cuteness overload

  • Sam Hain
    • Count Awesome

      Oh, the fools, looking for a leader to find another guy to make them safe.

      • Vagenda and Tiara

        To paraphrase Herman Cain “I think you want that gentlewoman over there.”

        • Count Awesome

          So Ben Carson makes pizza now?

          • Vagenda and Tiara

            Derp!

    • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

      Is that David Cross?

    • Panika MCD
  • anwisok
  • Rick Hill

    I just listened to the speeches. I am disappointed in Hillary for not saying “Your Excellency, Eminence,yad yada yada and, of course, the last of Deez nutz.”

    • Count Awesome

      Pine nuts most likely.

  • Dee Animal-Andee

    OT but–looks like the Better Biz Bureau has stripped Wells Fargo of its accreditation:

    http://www.newsweek.com/2016/10/28/donald-trump-business-busts-victims-511034.html

  • Nasty Astraea
    • Beowoof14

      Wow that was the most pathetic joke telling I’ve ever seen. Trump made Mitt Romney look like George Carlin.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    He managed to fuck up the Al Smith Dinner, speaking to a room full of wealthy Catholic Republicans mostly.

    • Count Awesome

      I hope my mom feels that way.

    • Sean McLaren

      to quote our next president “Or as their now known, Democrats”

    • Nasty Astraea

      This is the KKK rally that Trump’s father was apparently arrested at, back in the days of Al Smith facing anti-Catholic bigotry:
      The predication for the Klan to march, according to a flier passed around Jamaica beforehand, was that “Native-born Protestant Americans” were being “assaulted by Roman Catholic police of New York City.” “Liberty and Democracy have been trampled upon,” it continued, “when native-born Protestant Americans dare to organize to protect one flag, the American flag; one school, the public school; and one language, the English language.”

      (and in September Trump said “”We will be one people, under one God, saluting one American flag,”)

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/02/28/in-1927-donald-trumps-father-was-arrested-after-a-klan-riot-in-queens/

  • anwisok

    Keith is on fire.

  • bubbuhh

    Trump’s worst of the evening:

    “I called Hillary a nasty woman, and after listening to her go on and on and on, I don’t dislike Rosie O’Donnell so much any more.”

    “Here she is in public pretending not to hate Catholics.” Some in the crowd booed.

    “Everyone knows of course Hillary’s belief that it takes a village, as in Haiti where she’s taken a number of them.” More open jeering from the crowd.

    • Daisy

      Wait, he thought that was funny?

      • anwisok

        Better than when he called her out as corrupt. So corrupt she got kicked off the Watergate investigation. “How corrupt do you have to be, to get kicked out of Watergate?”

        • Daisy

          Oh sweet Jesus.

        • NastyCatsVote

          Amy! posted a tweet downthread of the priest sitting behind him’s reaction and it is a thing to behold.

          • anwisok

            I saw that! Sums it up perfectly.

          • NastyCatsVote

            I can’t watch Donald speak. I can’t, it makes me want to die. But that kiiiiiiiinda made me regret not watching this shitshow.

          • Bub the Bad Zombre

            Yup! He’s like: “Well, I think that’s ten Hail Marys right there…”

          • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

            *chuckles at your modified ‘nym*

          • NastyCatsVote

            I was expecting a side eye or quick brow furrow, but his reaction kept going, and going, and going.

          • Brian

            you know, that guy isn’t a priest. He’s a member of the Al Smith Charity board of directors. Let’s be factual.

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        That was not the worst.

        Here she is pretending not to hate Catholics. She is so corrupt she got kicked off the Watergate commission. How do you get to be so corrupt.

        • anwisok

          You owe me a beer.

        • bubbuhh

          I missed that one. Must’ve been in the kitchen getting us those cakes we like.

      • Be Gin

        He’s too cheap to hire real writers (like smart politicians do) and he ends up bombing his own brand.

      • Bub the Bad Zombre

        Donnie tells the sort of jokes that had ’em falling out of the guard towers at Dachau.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          D’jew hear the one about the obergruppenfuhrer and the farmer’s daughter?

          • Reximus

            that one always brings down the haus

          • phoenix00

            waz dhere pussy galore?

      • BadKitty904

        Conservatives are notoriously humorless. Apparently psychotics, too.

    • Sean McLaren

      that Rosie O’Donnell line was the moment it went from really uncomfortable to genuinely appaling

    • TJ Barke

      What a douchebag.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Did he imagine that those lines would go over with anyone besides the chorus of morans inside his white powder addled head?

    • boyblue122

      He’s poured gasoline over his brand and set it on fire this entire campaign. Might as well keep that pattern going

    • Tacoclamgenda

      I’m just working on the assumption that these are funny ha-has that folks are making up and not real quotes. If this is not the case I won’t be able to hear you with my fingers stuck in my ears. Oh lord please let these not be real quotes.

    • YetAnotherRebecca

      I didn’t think it was possible for him to be more clumsy and tone deaf then he was at the debate last night. And then I caught the end of his “set” tonight.

      Sweet jeezsus.

    • Reximus

      Goebbels assured him they would kill

    • Berkeleybear94

      It sounds like he thought it was a Comedy Central Roast. Here’s a hint – white tie and blue humor generally don’t go together.

      • phoenix00

        It wasn’t even /good/ blue humor

  • SayItWithWookies

    I love me some Politico right now — because as the most mainstream new media cheerleader for the GOP, their handwringing and public opposition to Trump is a pure morale booster. And speaking of which, Trump’s national political director (the hell — do they just make up their own titles at Team Trump?) is “stepping away” from the Trump campaign. One rat, at least, knew it was time to get off the ship.

    • anwisok

      As I said before: Too late. He’s now forever tainted by the odour of Hillary’s opponent.

    • Panika MCD

      political director is a real title. it’s a person who does outreach to and coordination with various constituent interest groups in a given area. the national political director is like the mommy to all the other ones. several of the different outreach directors can be considered political directors, but usually a political director is an on the ground coordinator which works within a specified region.

      • anwisok

        Oh. Well, then, the Trump Campaign won’t suffer by his absence.

        • SayItWithWookies

          Poor fellow — he must feel as needed as Bob Dylan’s vocal coach.

        • Panika MCD

          IDK, who’s going to make sure the Evangelicals are marching? that’s pretty much what he would have been doing.

          but campaign CEO–still not a title.

  • JHan

    boy did he bomb tonight. What a lame-o.

    • Reximus

      funny like a V2

    • Spotts1701

      I figured he’d be awkward and stiff, and his “jokes” would at best get some polite chuckles or otherwise fall flat.
      I didn’t expect him to get booed.

  • Nasty Astraea
    • Nasty Astraea
      • JHan

        lmao

      • TJ Barke

        Keep telling yourselves that you fucking servile idiots.

      • boyblue122

        ummmm…Trump *is* an elite

      • phoenix00

        DeplorableJohn so sad he couldn’t get into the dinner and start his revolution

    • Daisy

      People make me sad.

      • BadKitty904

        They can be disappointing. But remember, for every ten nematodes, there’s one glow-worm. :0)

    • Sean McLaren

      Lol, I think when you’re using it to support Donald Trump, the word amen has lost all meaning

    • Good_Trouble_Yall

      Who? Dabney? Isn’t that a miniature schnauzer’s name?

    • phoenix00

      I feel so sorry for her, for having a name like ‘Dabney’. Not exactly the best sign when your birth parents can’t spell “Daphne”.

  • bubbuhh

    Here’s a wrap of the dinner. Includes all the low-lights.

    http://www.thewrap.com/donald-trump-booed-hillary-clinton-hate-catholics-charity-dinner/

  • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

    This election is really breaking brains over on the right. Okay, I’m talking in particular about Rick Wiles, who can’t brush his teeth without getting a error message, but regardless:

    Yesterday on “Trunews,” Rick Wiles said that he has been praying for Donald Trump before each debate to ask God to protect him and guard him against demonic attacks from witches.

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/rick-wiles-im-praying-for-god-to-bring-hillary-clinton-down-and-confuse-her-mind/

    Nasty women again. You ladies are awesome.

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      I said this before, but I think it bears repeating. The fact that people with views as antediluvian and insane as those have an influence on the affairs of the world’s most powerful and advanced democracy in the 21st century is frightening.

    • phoenix00

      aaaaand as usual, it hasn’t worked. So either 1) Hillary ain’t a witch, she’s the future president. Or 2) Somebody’s off their rocker.

      • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

        Those possibilities are not exclusive of each other.

    • I know i have been sacrificing all manner of small creatures to The Dark Lord to bring about curses on Trump

  • Be Gin

    You fiends! Just when the coins in my change jar were starting to get above the half way mark.

    Fuck off Amazon and Fuck off x-mas. I’m With Her.

    • phoenix00

      but… but…. what has xmas done???

      (Amazon, otoh, I can completely understand. Screw them. Until Grand Tour airs)

      • Be Gin

        Santa done me wrong long ago and it is therapeutic to give him the finger.

        • phoenix00

          “Not another ugly sweater! Ugh! I hate xmas! I hate Santa!”

  • Shibusa

    O/T but….regarding Melania’s ‘pussy bow’ fashion choice:
    https://twitter.com/lilbit_liebs/status/785330829266456576

  • Thaumaturgist

    Are there going to be any Bad Hombres shirts Friday morning?

  • Suttree

    Fine, I’m back. The jack booted thugs have yet to break down my door, but the liquor delivery guy knocked gently and took a five dollar tip. What did I miss?

    • Brian

      liquor delivery is the best app!

      • Suttree

        I love New Jersey!

        • Brian

          pfft, wanna be New York!

          • Suttree

            Hehheee. I know. There is a reason I drag my ass to Brooklyn every weekend. We rarely leave the house but……

          • Suttree

            And not tomorrow, but maybe a Friday before the nuclear holocaust, we should grab a beer. I always go through WTC, and didn’t you say you traveled around there?

          • Brian

            sounds good. I’m in Chelsea, which is great cause it’s easy to get most places. Even Brooklyn. You let me know, with at least 2 days notice.

          • Suttree

            Yup

          • Brian

            what, you want me to email you and you’ll shoot back with a date?

          • Suttree

            Umm, just a way to contact besides wandering through the threads next wed? I’m cool with doing it that way too, but it doesn’t seem like a good way to find a person in NYC. :)

          • Brian

            All I’m saying is I have your email and I ain’t posting mine. So, wondering what the plan was. But, I can always look at Disqus notifications if that’s the plan. I’m easy.

          • Suttree

            Create a burner e-mail. See my other comment above.

          • Suttree

            I am totally not a psycho killer. Ask Trix and Lizzietish.

          • Suttree

            Dude, you are overthinking this entire thing. Meet me on Vesey Street egress from the WTC by Saint Paul’s at the Courtland R train in front of whatever the fuck that hotel is. At 5 PM next Friday. Wear a Wonkette t-shirt so that we may identify each other.

          • Brian

            Aside from the fact that I don’t own Wonkette merchandise, It’s almost a perfect plan. Except also, too, “No, next Friday is Sabina’s Halloween party. I told you about this. Don’t you ever listen?” my wife says. Sorry, her favorite holiday, my least favorite, but she wins.

          • Suttree

            Lol. We shall play it by ear then. It’s no rush.

      • Suttree

        I love my local snobby wine store. They bring me cheap vodka and cigarettes within 1/2 an hour.

        • TJ Barke

          You know those will kill you, right?
          The delivery guys. One will eventually kill you…

          • Suttree

            Before I met Lizzie, there was a weird nerdy girl who was a delivery driver. We had some sort of flirtation. She told me on her last delivery that she was moving, and I asked her on a date. She showed me her ring.

  • boyblue122
    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Bottled water? Where are the snacks?

      • boyblue122

        and dilldoughs

      • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

        French vanilla creamer? Hello?

    • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

      The guy on Trump’s right will not be there.

  • anwisok

    I guess Hillary needs to get used to a new favorite song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvwRFNNhKSw

    • SeekingBarbie

      Ooooh, I just want to shimmy when I hear it!

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      I can’t wait until the first time that is played for her. I would give anything to be watching Trump’s face that first time. Ghouliani too…

  • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

    Somebody last night put up a vid of Alex Jones absolutely losing his shit. Here’s more:

    https://youtu.be/_jeZo8RNPhM

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/10/alex-joness-debate-meltdown-makes-trump-look-polite.html

    This wouldn’t be at all important, except that this guy is apparently one of Trump’s primary sources of skull-filler.

    • SeekingBarbie

      That’s incredibly repulsive.

      • Bub the Bad Zombre

        That’s Alex! It’s what he does.

        • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

          …And it’s exemplary of the ‘mainstreaming’ of lunatic-fringe politics.

          • Bub the Bad Zombre

            Which is one of the very worst things Trump has done. These people are emboldened now, and they have a constituency that is receptive to their message. Stuffing Pandora back in her box is going to be well nigh impossible for the next few years.

          • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

            Oh yes. I’m not worried about some big insurrection, but I think we’re gonna see more incidences of right-wing domestic terrorism.

          • Bub the Bad Zombre

            Agreed. Somehow it will never be treated as seriously by those on the right as that carried out by Muslims. I wonder why?

          • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

            Our terrorists are all patriots!

            There will be Confederate flags flying as they say this.

      • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

        I apologize for that, but I think people should know about this.

        • SeekingBarbie

          I agree. Expose him and his ilk for the filth they are.

        • Bub the Bad Zombre

          Why apologize? He is someone who has had some influence, with his batshit crazy views, on the Republican nominee for president. People should be aware of this.

          • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

            I apologized because I drew attention to something that’s very ugly.

          • Bub the Bad Zombre

            I’ve always felt it’s better to face ugliness like that, however disturbing it is, than try to ignore it. You cannot marshal forces to fight something if you don’t face the problem squarely.

          • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

            You are correct- my apology was really more along the lines of, “I’m sorry, but the cat has taken a massive dump in the couscous.” Bearer of bad tidings, etc.

          • Bub the Bad Zombre

            Understood. It is sickening, but laughing at it helps. Although I have to admit laughter is hard to muster up sometimes. I can assure you that the thoughts that run through my mind when I see Alex Jones would see me banned if I were to express them, and incarcerated if I were to act on them.

          • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

            I’m trying to popularize the phrase, “Romanian Christmas party”; I may have mentioned that.

          • revenant

            is that yours, or did you get it from Andrei Codrescu?

          • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

            Mine, surprisingly.

    • a nasty feminist

      when trump said “countries that throw gays off of roofs” i knew he had gone into MRA, info warz territory full throttle.

      • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

        Jones himself said it was surreal to watch Trump echo him word-for-word.

        • a nasty feminist

          donald, look at your life look at your choices

    • The Wanderer

      “A mind is a terrible thing to waste.”
      And, seriously, Trotsky? Alex, Alex, Alex, the only average people who even know who Trotsky was are hipsters. You just forced your followers to actually look up something and read about it.

  • Me not sure

    More wisdom from “The Little Red Book” of Chairman Mouth,

    Entry 88. “If we have nuclear weapons, why can’t we use them?” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b9ddcb4659b6f1b7e2f69d291dd1ee4fd9142bc3ee96a7bcc7925c67f63e12ed.jpg

    Entry 69. If any woman cannot handle harassment for the glory of our great revolution,
    she should go back to the agricultural labor camps for reeducation. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ab9f376fa0f9da8c6336ca0e60cd17eea00be471661661ca60a572d7732c83a7.jpg

  • anwisok

    Following up Kiri’s post about Alex Jones melting down (again), how is the Right so terribly lacking in self awareness? I went on WND to play after the debate, and these are two posts that got deleted (how I’m not outright banned, I cannot explain). I’M TRYING TO HELP, HERE!

    In all seriousness: Whether you want to say it’s rigged, or you merely
    want to face reality, you HAVE TO know, at this point, that Donald is
    going to lose. You wanna know what those of us on the Left are worried
    about? We’re not worried about this election. We’re worried about how
    the Right is going to reconstruct their party. How are you going to
    reconcile the very far right Trumpsters with the GOPe? Neither of you
    can win a national election without the other, and right now, y’all
    aren’t talking.

    But, if the Right splits into 2 minor parties – which it has,
    effectively, done – that leaves the Left free rein. And, really, we
    recognize the need for a balanced system with effective Parties on both
    sides. Sure, we’re going to enjoy being in charge for 4 or 6 or 8 years
    while you get your side together, but, LONG term? We need both sides.

    • TJ Barke

      No we don’t. Fuck them.

      • jowgajen

        We need another party. It can be to the left of the dems though.

        • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

          2020. Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are the major party candidates. I could work with that.

    • SayItWithWookies

      Oh easy — just like 2012, the Republicans will fund and after-action report that’ll make all kinds of sensible recommendations like reaching out to minorities, single mothers and the lower class, and the people who endorse it will be cast out as traitors to the cause. Problem solved.

      • TJ Barke

        “of sensible recommendations like reaching out to minorities, single mothers and the lower class”
        What, like those filthy democrats!?

      • anwisok

        Oh, THAT got “removed” too!

        Yes, actually. It does. I am glad that you accept the result of the
        election, but it is necessary for the Right to realize where it lost
        support. The RND did an “autopsy” of the 2012 electoral defeat, then
        totally ignored it this election cycle and is suffering a defeat far
        worse than they had in 2012. .Seriously? Pay attention to YOUR OWN
        RESEARCH!

      • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

        More likely I think that the nutso segment simply rebels, and runs off to join the circus. You know, Reform Party, Freedom Party, American Christian Party (dunno if that one’s real or a joke). Problem for both halves is the same: Each is only half a party, and ain’t goin’ nowhere, except locally. The financial cons won’t have their base, and the Teabaggers won’t have the big bucks they’ll need. Leaves the Left in charge, which may be a good thing short term, but long term a) you can’t fly on one wing, and b) payback will be a motherfucker…

        • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

          “…American Christian Party (dunno if that one’s real or a joke).”

          Christian Party of America:

          http://christianpartyonline.com/

          • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

            Oy Vey!

      • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

        The new autopsy will then be completely disregarded, as before.

        • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

          Since they will just change the date on the cover, no surprise.

      • revenant

        the basic problem is that their base is composed of people who are in the party because it doesn’t do any of those things. the only way that all the most mutually-hostile elements of this society can be brought in to the system, at this late stage, is by fundamentally changing our system from first-past-the-post winner-take-all. there are many different ways to accomplish this, short of going to a parliamentary system.
        the old white-supremacist coalition that has made up the GOP since the 1970s is going to be less and less viable nationally because of inevitable demographic change.

        • anwisok

          Good luck getting THAT Amendment through Congress!

          • revenant

            would something like the preferential voting system aka Instant-runoff voting (IRV), the alternative vote (AV), transferable vote, or (single-seat) ranked-choice voting (RCV) necessitate an Amendment to the Constitution? certainly it would have to be implemented state by state, short of a drastic revision of the meager constitutional guidelines extant.

          • anwisok

            The States get to decide how they choose their Electors, but: Electoral College. That’s pretty hardwired.

          • revenant

            and i’m talking only about the steps leading up to the Electoral College, and all the non-presidential races

    • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

      It’s almost impossible to get that point across to a wingnut. I’ve tried a couple times, and just gotten odd looks in response, as if they thought I was making some sort of obscure joke they didn’t get. Not surprising when “leading lights”–if I may so abuse the language–on the Right have stated in almost-so-many-words that they’d just as soon all Democrats just fucking up and died. With perhaps a little help…

      • Good_Trouble_Yall

        They can’t believe that liberals want a functioning 2-party system, because if they were the ones on top they’d want a 1000-year Reich. They just assume we’re lying if we say otherwise.

        • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

          I think this sort of absolutism is a bad habit they picked up from their religious-zealot subset. I don’t think Goldwater was right about much, but he was right about them.

          • Good_Trouble_Yall

            They’re basically incapable of holding a rational thought long enough to follow it to a logical conclusion. That’s why the word salad Trumpenfuhrer tosses resonates with them. They don’t have to try to figure out what he’s saying – he’s talking on a 4th-grade level and never finishes a thought. Look at how he declared that HIllary says it’s okay to rip a baby out of a womb on the day before it’s born. He’s basically describing a Caesarean section. But the troglodytes wouldn’t know because they’re all rage-fired up over the idea of a helpless little infant being ripped out of a lying, useless, horrible, probably-a-whore nasty bitch.

          • revenant

            there has always been a strain of “my way or the highway” in American politics- for a while there it was frowned on in both parties, but it is back with a vengeance primarily because white male privilege is being ever more challenged and ever more defeated. the supremacy of white men has been basic to the political and social culture of this country from the beginning, and those who need it are getting more and more desperate as it slips from their hands.
            Drumpff was more explicitly the champion of white male supremacy than any previous Presidential candidate since George Wallace not only because of his personal pathologies but because white patriarchy is so visibly losing its grip- if it weren’t Donald it would be some other racist demagogue.

          • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

            In 2020 they will go with a real politician who is a white supremacist. Like Paul LePage.

          • revenant

            would not be surprised if you were right- though a politician from the Confederacy seems more likely

          • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

            Only if they are much more open about their attitude. The Southern Rebs are more used to dog whistling than anybody.

          • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

            Thanks for the insight.

    • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

      Gee, I don’t see anything very insulting or offensive in either of those posts. I’m sure it’s arguable from their point of view, but you’re taking a reasoned position. Maybe they’re just running on rage.

      • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

        They want to be told they are right. Not what they need to do to fix their problems.

        • revenant

          right square on the head, that’s where you hit it

    • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

      They don’t comprehend the idea of sharing. One party, theirs, is all America needs. It’s like you’re speaking Martian.

    • Sean McLaren

      yeah, you walked into the middle of an ugly, long simmering, knock down drag out family brawl and tried to talk reason. and you’re surprised you got a lamp thrown at you? :p

    • DainBramage

      Yes, they are lacking in self-awareness. They’ll do a post-mortem after this election, and they’ll again completely miss the point, just like 4 years ago.

  • SeekingBarbie
    • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

      My mouth is watering.

      • data_ninja

        I like the one hashtag #GuacTheVote

        • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

          Ole, ya’ll.

  • cousin itt
    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      Anyone can buy off Russian judges with a couple of pairs of Levis and a carton of Marlboros.

      • I Am Helpy

        I love your name change, btw.

        • Bub the Bad Zombre

          Thank you!

          • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

            We bad boys must hang together or we will surely hang separately.

    • Suttree

      How did you get a picture of my girlfriend from 20 years ago!?

    • SayItWithWookies

      Someone should show Donald this picture and let him know that he’s only got the world’s second creepiest combover. Dude’ll be tied up on twitter until well after election day.

    • BadKitty904

      Jebus. “Meanwhile, down-wind of Chernobyl…”

      (On the other hand, she IS rocking the blue bunny slippers…assuming those are slippers)

      • Suttree

        She is hot in my eyes. She looks mean and Slavic!

        • BadKitty904

          Speaking as a proud boy-kisser, I think she’s very pretty, myownself. I just can’t figure out what she’s doing with the mutant. Perhaps she’s his keeper?

          • Suttree

            She is adorable!

          • revenant

            or sister, poor thing. but who knows how bad the dating pool is, wherever they are.

        • Good_Trouble_Yall

          I think she looks like Melania without all the plastic surgery, and artificial enhancements, and the approximately 47 lbs of makeup she wears.

          • Suttree

            Nah, she is just cute girl from the neighborhood. I love her bangs!

          • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

            Kinda reminds me of my sisters.

    • SeekingBarbie

      World’s most pathetic comb-over.

      • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

        I could do worse. If I had no self respect.

    • geoffalnutt

      She’s actually giving birth in that picture.

  • BadKitty904

    OT: Discuss; use both sides of the paper, if necessary.

    Trump Walks Out of Interviews After Questions About Assault, Racism
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-least-racist-person_us_58094c30e4b000d0b155d3d8?section=

    Watch Donald Trump Make an Ass of Himself at a Charity Dinner: The crowd booed and jeered.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-al-smith-dinner_us_58097764e4b0cdea3d869d9b

    Even Bill O’Reilly Says Trump Crossed the Line
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bill-oreilly-donald-trump_us_580975b3e4b000d0b155da78?section=

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9e9c40e43e96246d59b2a947e89a66041c9d73d6d216bf7365b363c52482dbac.gif

    • SayItWithWookies

      Oh here’s another one — Bill Kristol fights with Joe and Silent Bob over who is more responsible for Trump: http://crooksandliars.com/2016/10/fight-scarborough-and-kristol-tussle-over

      • BadKitty904

        What’s left for Trump? Children throwing rocks at him in the streets?

        • SeekingBarbie

          There’s the plan for the mob point & laugh shaming in front of Trump Tower on 11/9.

          • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

            More taco trucks parked for Clinton!

    • I Am Helpy

      As far as I can tell, nobody has ever been booed at that dinner before. Ever.

      • Suttree

        Shit! Things that I have slept through part eleventy.

      • BadKitty904

        You don’t often see pitchforks and torches at an upper-class charity dinner.

        • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

          Add to the things never done before inspired by Trump.

          • BadKitty904

            The man has a gift for that kind of thing…

      • phoenix00

        There’s always a first for everything.

        • geoffalnutt

          Trump brings out the worst in everything.

      • I Am Helpy

        I’m wrong – Jimmy Carter was booed in 1980.

    • TJ Barke

      Oh the yooge orange manatee!

      • Suttree

        I larfed out loud!

    • Suttree

      May I discuss this issue with my vodka and apple cider?

      • BadKitty904

        Most certainly. My glass of wine is weighing in now.

        • Suttree

          Will you sit on my lap and purr while getting all sorts of hair stuck to my nostril?

          • BadKitty904

            Yes, to Part A; Part B is optional and would, therefore, be up to you.

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      Crashing and burning is an apt metaphor. This is someone who has little or no filter because he has been able to say pretty much whatever he wanted all his life due to his wealth. That is not protecting him any more. He is now being subjected to a level of scrutiny unlike anything he’s ever known, and he has no ability or idea how to handle it. It will get worse over the next 18 days. This is going to get even uglier folks. Mark my words.

      • Kavefish

        I’m just relieved that Hillary doesn’t have to be within a thousand miles of him while it happens now that tonight’s event is over.

      • BadKitty904

        The current public contempt and ridicule is the only thing in his entire life that Trump has actually earned.

        • Bub the Bad Zombre

          Well put.

          • BadKitty904

            *purrs*

      • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

        Seen from a certain distance, it’s sort of epic. His entire campaign has been black comedy of the highest order.

        • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

          I loves me some Dada.

          • geoffalnutt

            Asparagus Lawn-Chair!!! Yay!!!

      • a nasty feminist

        this entire election really has taught us that money cannot buy them and that makes me very happy.

    • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

      Speaking of flaming Nazi gasbags…

  • I Am Helpy
  • anwisok

    Hillary has spent millions on oppo research. She’s a Liberal, but that doesn’t mean she wants to waste money she’s invested. How many shoes are left to drop?

    • boyblue122

      nothing is needed this week at least. Drumpf has made enough of a clown of himself to last in the news cycle until Monday

      • anwisok

        I’m betting something drops tomorow.

        • BadKitty904

          Trump Officially Declares War on Reality – film at 11…

          • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn
          • BadKitty904

            In 1958, the Occult Wars came to an end with the final death of Adolf Hitler…

            ~ Prof. Trevor Bruttenholm

          • phoenix00

            wait, now? I thought he shot reality to pieces the moment he proposed The Wall

          • BadKitty904

            That was merely a preliminary skirmish…

    • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

      Enough so that any chance of the GOP recovering is nil. Every time Trump slows down she will hit him with the cattle prod.

  • boyblue122

    This election is just bizarre from all angles

    Several states have rebuffed requests from Russian officials to study the election process after GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump doubled down on his claim that the U.S. elections are “rigged.”

    Oklahoma, Louisiana and Texas rejected requests from Alexander Zakharov, the Russian consul general in Houston, to allow Russian monitors, according to USA Today.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/302129-oklahoma-texas-luisiana-reject-russias-request-to-observe

    • TJ Barke

      It’s not like they seem to have a vested interest in a certain orange clown winning or anything…

    • BadKitty904

      I’d love to see the text of Texas’ response:

      Fuck off, Ivan.

      Sincerely,

      Texas

    • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

      The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        Red State Dawn

        • TJ Barke

          MANATEES!

    • Good_Trouble_Yall

      TBH I’m surprised baboon’s-ass-red Texas didn’t say “Sure, come on over, cowboys!”

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        I think the texans thought that having the ruskies there would just draw attention to Republican voter suppression in the state.

        • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

          If they acted as actual observers, Texas would be forced to redo the voting several times to get honest results. And go Blue prematurely.

  • JustDon’tSayHombre

    OT, but Trix, hey, the Malheur Gang trial went to jury – some defending themselves – and nothing? Is Dok busy or something?

  • Brian

    Hugh, I’m not an Albino, Hewitt is someone I’d very much like never to hear from again.

  • Juan de Fuca

    Note to Donald’s joke writers – if you’re going to write a snarky joke for a charity roast, make sure the joke isn’t based soley upon Internet lore, especially when transitioning from snark to direct personal attacks.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/zeifman.asp

    You guys suck at this.

    • NastyCatsVote

      I wish I had more hands so I could give those jokes four thumbs down

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      Donnie’s jokes met the same standards of honesty, attention to detail and intellectual rigour as his entire campaign.

      • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

        I’m sorry, but is this where I should post the vid of the F4 hitting the massive wall?

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ8uvQk1H9I

        • Good_Trouble_Yall

          WTH did I just watch? It looked kinda-sorta like a modern aircraft hitting a wall but the sound was like sitting too close to the projector in 3rd grade.

          • sw19roadtrip

            German Ambient Trance Libels!!!!

          • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

            Because that’s what it was. Whoever transferred the film didn’t kill the sound.

          • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

            It’s an old Phantom impact-testing a simulated nuclear reactor containment structure. The noise may be a post-production artifact.

    • I Am Helpy

      His campaign staff have been telling the press that Trump wrote his own speech.

      • Juan de Fuca

        I can see why.

        • Bub the Bad Zombre

          Yeah, I wouldn’t want the blame credit for that goat fuck either.

        • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

          Implausible deniability. Trump cannot write that coherently.

  • Brian

    If I stop watching real news and only watch the Naked News, does that make me a bad person?

    • smr06va

      Yes.

    • btwbfdimho

      Bad hombre. Me, watching the BBC news right now, haha…

    • nasty feminist

      what is this “real news” you speak of?

    • Panika MCD

      depends on how long you decide not to watch real news? we talking for the rest of the day? rest of the election? rest of your life? and are you still reading in the meantime?

    • phoenix00

      If it’s better than actual news? I ain’t judgin’…

  • Good_Trouble_Yall

    I knew Agent Orange wouldn’t do self-deprecating jokes at the dinner because he is literally incapable of poking fun at himself. I’m also not surprised that he went low and got booed. I’m a little surprised Hillary took so many free shots. She must be fed to the teeth with this cheeto-colored putz, and who could blame her?

    • sw19roadtrip

      Republicans are advocates of the Theatre Of Cruelty.

      • Good_Trouble_Yall

        Yes – punching down is all they know. But at a dinner where most of the attendees are ACTUAL billionaires, punching down for a pretend-billionaire is difficult. Really the only person there lower than himself in importance, influence, and cash flow is his wife – which is why he made her the butt of one of his #jokes.

    • puipui

      His only good joke was the one about Melania’s speech. I’m only surprised that they booed because I thought this was more the polite silence kind of audience.

      • Good_Trouble_Yall

        They hold him in utter disdain. Anyone with actual class and money can see that he’s nothing but a jumped-up Johnny-come-lately with the taste of a janitor who won the lottery (no offense to janitors) and the manners of a homeless guy on a nine-day bender from Boone’s Farm Strawberry.

        • sw19roadtrip

          Old Money hates New Money arrivistes far more than they do/at all us honest working/middle class types.

          • Good_Trouble_Yall

            And most of all they hate fatuous losers who inherited fortunes and grew up rich and STILL didn’t learn the social niceties, or chose to play by them.

        • Bub the Bad Zombre

          Much of Trump’s career is an expression of rage and contempt against the people who have always looked down their noses at him. Excellent article from Buzzfeed here that covers that. Well worth reading.

          https://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/how-the-haters-made-trump?utm_term=.afbxz86YR#.abnyW5wDv

      • DainBramage

        I thought they laughed along with him politely until he decided to go too low. Then they started booing him. When he then said something about not knowing if the were booing him or Hillary, I seem to remember someone in the crowd yelling that they were booing him.

    • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

      Hillary was watching him cut his throat in public yet again. No wonder she was laughing so hard. His childish jabs are completely ignorable.

  • BadKitty904

    Jeez, I can just about imagine Donnie’s campaign staffers right now…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/65224a938435f8777a1ba25d0bad40a07645bb14091c0153ff1a053ad081405a.gif

    • Good_Trouble_Yall

      Are they on their way to the bank with their last paychecks? or on their way out of Trumpf Tower?

      • sw19roadtrip

        There’s only enough money in the Trump Campaign account to cover a quarter of the checks. Survival of the fittest!

        • BadKitty904
          • sw19roadtrip

            Wow, it really does look/sound better in the original German.

          • Bub the Bad Zombre

            Hitler was actually smarter and more disciplined than Donnie, as well as being a much more fearsomely effective orator. How horrifying is it that Trump comes off worse in a comparison with Hitler!

          • Good_Trouble_Yall

            I’m extremely thankful – not horrified – that Trumpenfuhrer is worse than the ACTUAL fuhrer. Where would we be if he were smart, disciplined, and a good orator? We’d be pricing condos in Portugal, is where.

          • Bub the Bad Zombre

            I’ve often said that the rise of Hitler required the unique circumstances that existed in Germany in the 1930’s. A shattered economy, a sense of complete national humiliation, resentment and a desire for revenge against those who had brought them so low. Trump has made me reconsider that. He is very similar to Hitler in many ways, and if he had possessed Hitler’s undeniable political genius and demagogic oratorical ability, he might have won. And then what?

          • sw19roadtrip

            People would finally stop whining about Brexit and have something real to worry about? ;)

          • Good_Trouble_Yall

            No, I think you’re right, and that’s the historical view; I just think that the Reich wing over here has been very, very good at tricking the deplorables into thinking they live in those exact circumstances. That’s why the anti-immigrant, economy sucks and you’re all losers because your government is weak and made our country weak rhetoric works with them.

          • sw19roadtrip

            Trump was exactly 8 years too late with his doom mongreling schtick.

          • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

            Yup.

          • Bub the Bad Zombre

            The thing that really scares me is that the media all but created this mess by not taking him down right at the start. They played along and gave him the enormous advantage of tremendous amounts of relatively uncritical coverage because he was such a good (lucrative) story. Imagine how bad things would be now if he were a significantly more credible candidate, and inspired even more fanatical loyalty among his followers. The veneer of civilisation is frighteningly thin sometimes, and we might well have found out exactly how thin it is in the United States in the year 2016.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Never underestimate the possibility of people being stupid- it can always happen, worse yet it will happen again. Trump is certainly not the last of the blowhard demagogues

          • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

            Trump’s shit would have resonated with a lot more Americans if W had actually managed to destroy the worldwide economy. We can thank W’s incompetence in all things for that.

          • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

            Well, he hasn’t murdered six million people. Yet. As far as we know.

          • Bub the Bad Zombre

            It looks as though he won’t be given the chance. Although the number of people who are eager to see him given that chance remains terrifyingly high.

          • BadKitty904

            Someone, somewhere described Trump as “the Walmart Hitler”…

      • BadKitty904

        They’re lucky if they’ve gotten ANY paycheck…

        • sw19roadtrip

          It’s all about the exposure dollars, kids!

          • BadKitty904

            Somehow, I suspect the wage-slaves might disagree….

    • I Am Helpy
      • BadKitty904

        “In this evening’s news, ‘Trump Orders Staffers to Rearrange Deckchairs’…”

      • phoenix00

        > “I have not resigned but for personal reasons have had to take a step back from the campaign,” Murphy said in a statement to POLITICO. He did not elaborate on the reasons for his departure.

        Translation: You don’t need my help stepping on your own dick, I’m gonna quietly let you do that on your own. kthxbye

    • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

      The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms is coming. Another Nasty Woman!

      • BadKitty904

        Well spotted! Or It Came from Beneath the Sea – either/or.

        • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

          I think they recycled that crowd scene in a couple other Harryhausen movies.

    • Duke

      Wondering how badly they’ll be stiffed for being responsible for his defeat.

      • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

        Not only not paid but sued for non-performance.

  • Nounverb911
    • BadKitty904

      Subtle. I LIKE it!

      • Yr. Gma

        Yes, subtle. LOL.

        • BadKitty904

          Pretty pithy, I’d say…

          • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

            They are thoroughly pithed off alright.

  • Good_Trouble_Yall

    Not only is Donald – he doesn’t mind if we call him Donald, does he? – planning to rearrange the deck chairs on Nov. 7, he’s placed an order with his factory in Gy-nah for a couple thousand gold-plated ones to be delivered on the 6th.

  • Nounverb911

    Watch! Invisible flames come shooting out of Rudy’s eye….

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/789281557651554309

    • Bub the Bad Zombre

      Fuck that despicable prick. He may be the most completely loathsome of Trump’s minions.

      • Duke

        Oh… but the competition is so strong.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          Most of them are just paid flacks who will sell their soul for a buck. Rudy was supposed to have actually been a leader of some sort. Turns out he’s no better than the rest of them…

        • Bub the Bad Zombre

          True…but there’s just Something About Rudy.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            like Christie, he should know better

          • sw19roadtrip

            That’s not hair gel… Actually, don’t worry about it Rudy, it suits you.

    • Good_Trouble_Yall

      You know how you know when you’re a has-been? When you’re at a major political event in the city you were mayor of and you forget that television camera operators go for “reaction” shots.

    • BadKitty904

      Has-been Psycho is what?

  • Jamoche

    And in other trainwrecks – there’s a made-for-TV Rocky Horror on Fox. Oof. Could we have just a wee bit of comic timing here? This isn’t live, like the BBC one – we can do retakes!

  • anwisok

    Watching a replay of Hillary . . .I did not realize the first time through: That is a stunning necklace she’s wearing. Are those Rubies? Can’t be – not THAT big!

    • sw19roadtrip

      They’re the shrivelled testicles (and ovaries) of all her opponents during her political career.
      Trump’s is next, if anyone can find them.

    • Good_Trouble_Yall

      They probably can be, and are. She’s in a room of her peers – she doesn’t have to wear the clunky loving-hands-at-home jewelry her grandson made her in shop class a la Nancy Pelosi.

      Edited to add: I love Nancy Pelosi – I just hate the way Democratic women wear cheap-looking costume jewelry. I know why they do it, just hate it.

      • anwisok

        One nice ruby that size is $50k. A matched set of 12 – 15? $2 mil, easy. That’s Crown Jewels territory. Yes, the Clintons are rich, but . . .that’s obnoxiously rich. Even in a room full of real billionaires.

        • jowgajen

          Either paste or loaned.

          • Jamoche

            Safer with her than with a Kardasshian.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Quality rubies that size (looks like ~3 carat) go for $50k apiece. I don’t think Hillz is that cozy with the Saudi royal family.
      What she wore was probably glass, or possibly garnet.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    OT Cubs win! Heading back to Wrigley with a 3-2 lead

    • boyblue122

      The apocalypse will soon be upon us with a Cubs/Indians WS

    • Juan de Fuca

      Good for the Cubs. O/T. Funniest (fake) interview ever and heard it a day or two after I migrated out here a few years ago while stuck on the 91 overpass heading to a job interview.

      I named one of our pet rabbit’s after Puig (Puiglet – because his name was “piglet”).

      TL;DR

      Watch the vid, hillarious. Might get banned or warned for it but it’s all in good fun.

      Yasielll Puigggg

      https://youtu.be/eZCC6U9VJwU

  • BadKitty904

    The Big Cat has told me to “stop triflin’ on the computer and come to bed,” so to bed I go. Sweet dreams, my lil’ dumplings!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f4ca945db943d662bcce08cc279f94eabe8e5b86e295e519a1534efc0c857ca3.png

  • puipui

    I love that Hillary’s jokes were actually funny, but even more than that, I love that her serious bits at the end were just a litany of subtle but vicious stabs at Donald Trump. Go Hilz!

  • mml1996

    Finally got to see the exte