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Did you hear he fucks black guys? He fucks black guys, and he wants you to know that.
Did you hear he fucks black guys? He fucks black guys, and he wants you to know that.

False alarm, everyone! All of the intertubes were appalled last week when Donald Trump announced that the latest way he’s making his campaign fail is by bringing on Dead Breitbart Dot XXX chairman Steve Bannon as the CEO of his campaign. But Breitbart, especially under Steve Bannon, is insanely racist and misogynistic and homophobic and white supremacist and Donald Trump would never want to be associated with those things, would he? (Of course he would!)

But apparently the internet, including Wonkette, was wrong. A Trump surrogate named Steve Cortes explained to MSNBC’s Joy Reid that it’s unpossible for Breitbart to be TRULY racist and white supremacist, because Breitbart writer Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who is permanently banned from Twitter for inciting a campaign of racist hate against the amazing Leslie Jones of SNL and Ghostbusters fame, is a verified, gayer than a three-dollar-bill queersexual. And everybody knows that if you are a man and you like dicks, then you are by definition Not Racist.

Here’s how it went down:

REID: The Southern Poverty Law Center has described the Trump campaign bringing Breitbart’s Stephen Bannon in as cozying up to the alt-right. And the explainer that Breitbart themselves put up to explain who they are was written by a guy named Milo Yiannopoulos, who who is known as being really sort of a guru to the alt-right — he’s one of the people that hounded a comedian from “Saturday Night Live” off the internet with racist invective. […]

They are white nationalists. Does that make you uncomfortable to be in the same camp with them?

CORTES: Well, I would say they are nationalists. I wouldn’t say they are white nationalists. And Milo, by the way, who you cite, who is certainly the most known member of the alt-right, he’s very provocative. He also happens to be incredibly gay! And very, very public about it.

REID: Does that mean he can’t be a white nationalist? You say he can’t be gay and a white nationalist? Because you can …

CORTES: No, but it argues against the idea that it’s an inherently sort of racist, retrograde white Christian …

REID: What does being gay have to do with it? You can be gay and racist.

Um, yeah, a lot of gay guys are really racist, actually. And a lot of them aren’t! Straight ladies like dick too! Are they all racist? Or not racist? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY SAYING?

HMMMM. But is Milo racist? He is pretty sure he can’t be racist, because he only dates black guys. He’s tweeted about his love for “black dick”! (No linky because he’s not allowed on Twitter hahahaha.) Here is a video of Milo saying sex words about black ding-dongs in his fanny:

Another time, Milo said a bunch of things on Reddit about a white lady whom he seems to suggest only supports Black Lives Matter because she is into black dudes. It was very racist:

Does she have a blackcent? Is this all a ruse to pick up dark-skinned men, now she’s grown too gigantic to get a white date? Perhaps I’ll write to her in prison. (For some tips, you understand.)

God, he’s charming. Rise News emailed Milo to ask about those comments, and whether they were racist, and he said the thing about how black guys fuck his bottom a lot, again:

“Racist? Me? I’ve had more black dick in me than the entire Kardashian family,” Yiannopoulos wrote. “Yes, that’s on the record.”

So, does the amount of black penis Milo sits and spins on actually mean he is a reverse racist, against whites? MAYBE! Milo has looked at himself in the mirror many times and asked himself, “Does this black dick in my butt make me look racist?” and the answer he tells himself is that it makes him look like a non-racist person who gets to say and do whatever racism he wants, because look what’s in his butt!

Of course, this is all horseshit. Breitbart Dot Org, Milo, and the entire “alt-right” are all super-racist. We already mentioned the racism he directed in Leslie Jones’s direction. You can also read the giant splainer Milo co-authored at Breitbart about what the “alt-right” really is. (SPOILER: It is racist, but they are pretty sure they are cooler and smarter than regular old skinheads.)

What’s funny is that Trump surrogate Steve Cortes probably doesn’t even know about Milo’s affinity for black men, but simply thinks being gay means you’re not racist. That is very stupid, and Steve Cortes probably should not talk anymore, the end.

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  • edith prickly

    Low-rent Draco Malfoy impersonator said what?

  • Spotts1701

    Wait, so if you can tick off one minority box you can’t be racist or discriminatory against other minorities?
    So because Koreans, Chinese and Japanese all can be checked off as “Asian”, they can’t discriminate? That would be news to them.

    • LesBontemps

      They’re all Messicans now.

  • Logic of Color

    I also understand that deaf people can’t be assholes so this all makes perfect sense to me

  • Ezio

    This is like when people say “I have a black friend so I can’t be racist!”

    Just because Milo is a gay white guy doesn’t mean he is not or cannot be racist. You’d hope that a member of one minority group wouldn’t discriminate against another, but sadly that isn’t the case a lot of times.

    • Señor Skwerl

      I’ve known my share of gay racists.

      • SDGeoff

        Visit the Log Cabin Club chapter nearest you.

  • dslindc

    It’s quite sad that so many of these assholes can go on TV and say such stupid shit with a straight face.

  • Seriously, though, what BlackGay would want to touch that vile sack of diseased ferret carcasses?

    • Crystalclear12

      Money?

  • Logic of Color

    So when certain founding fathers fucked their slaves did that make them not racist?

    • Ezio

      One could make a good comparison with how slave-owning Thomas Jefferson said “all men are created equal” with people who say “all lives matter” today.

  • Ms.MLG1979

    Can someone aim for Milo’s mouth next time?

  • Oblios_Cap

    Milo has looked at himself in the mirror many times and asked himself, “Does this black dick in my butt make me look racist?”

    No, it just makes his ass look big.

  • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

    Trump sure is lucky to have supporters like this out setting the record straight. (!)
    This is getting nuttier by the day. Hell, by the HOUR! And there are still two and a half months until the election….

  • Oblios_Cap

    Milo is certainly not doing people with Greek surnames any favors…

    • cousin itt

      I doubt he’s doing people at all.

      • Cindyinencinitas

        Depends on what you consider “people.”

    • BadKitty904

      Well, they DID invent gaymosexuality, didn’t they?

      • PubOption

        “The unspeakable vice of the Greeks.”

        • BadKitty904

          I wish people like this freek would be a bit more “unspeakable” about it.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Argumentum ad Bestialitate et PETA.

    It’s like saying you can’t fuck sheep without being a member of PETA.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      BTW, I named it, and I want credit for that. lol

      • anwisok

        DoILookAmused2u’s Law is just not gonna go viral. Sorry.

        • DoILookAmused2u ?

          It needs a latin name that sums up the fallacy.

          I fucked a ____, so I cannot think I am better than a ______ doesn’t really work.

          • FlownOver

            In this limited case there’s always Ad homonem… or is that too obvious?

          • DoILookAmused2u ?

            I don’t see how “I can’t hate the black cuz I suck black cocks” is ad hominem.

    • CutterTeam

      You totally sure that’s true? Asking for a friend.

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        I am pretty sure most sheep fuckers aren’t members of PETA or worried particularly about what the animal wants for that matter.

        And slave owners bred with their slaves…, and then they sold the black babies.

        It’s weird reasoning.

        • Señor Skwerl

          “My seed brings me money”
          -Thomas Jefferson

  • Indiepalin

    Cortes should stick to slaying the Aztecs.

  • CutterTeam

    Their reality has officially lapped our satire.

  • ArgieBargie

    “Some of my best fucks are blacks.”
    – Milo Yappadapoulos

  • Señor Skwerl

    How Can Breitbart Be Racist, When That Milo Dude Is Gayer Than Christmas? ANSWER THAT, LIBERALS

    Well, they got us. Time to pack up shop and spend our time complaining about why we don’t get dates.

  • Joshua Norton

    And Milo, by the way, who you cite, who is certainly the most known
    member of the alt-right, he’s very provocative. He also happens to be
    incredibly gay! And very, very public about it.

    Q: Do you know what a “fucking queer” is?
    A: A gay gentlemen who just left a room full of Republicans.

    It’s just amazing how accepting they are.

  • fawkedifiknow

    There is one other guy I know of named “Milo” – It was Milo Minderbinder and I think he was more intelligent and appealing than this twit, even if he was fictional and intended to be an asshole.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Catch-22 references are always welcome here.

    • beingreleased

      My son, Milo, was named after Milo Bloom, who was named after Milo from The Phantom Tollbooth.

    • BadKitty904

      I’m now beginning to wonder if there was “something” going on between Milo and Otis.

      • Major_Major_Major

        But Milo has said he doesn’t like Pussy, so Otis should be safe.

        Edit: Milo is the cat, so Otis may not in fact be safe.

    • PubOption

      Milo O’Shea had his organ destroyed by Jane Fonda in Barbarella.

  • Redgyal

    Milo sounds bitter.

    • BadKitty904

      Psst…you mis-typed “is”.

      • Redgyal

        Allegedly.

        • BadKitty904

          “Bile” makes a very unattractive cologne, Milo…

  • Snuff

    In Cortes’ mind: “I cannot be racist! I have incredibly gay friends!”
    Yep. Nailed it.

  • mardam422

    I think…I’m not sure, but I think lots of misogynists fuck wimmin. I could be wrong.

    • Redgyal

      And actively pursue them too.

  • baconzgood

    Saying you’ve been hate fucked by people of color ain’t really proof of anything.

  • cousin itt

    It doesn’t matter whether you’re gay, straight or in the case of Cortes here, goat-curious, a racist is a racist.

    • LesBontemps

      Oh, he ain’t just curious.

  • anwisok

    To the suggestion that he can’t be racist because he fucks blacks. Hogwash! It’s easy to prove that one can be sexually attracted to a “type” while still not believing they are worthy of respect is quite simple. All one needs do is consider the treatment given to women by the GOP.

  • TeeRaak
    • jowgajen

      Good to know that my sexual orientation is a get-out-of-being-an-evolved-human card!

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Gonna need someone to make the call whether “I’ve had more black dick in me than the entire Kardashian family” is still a better love story than Twilight.

    • Blank Ron

      For once, no, it isn’t.

  • Cindyinencinitas

    Is Milo in charge of the NAMBLA account? Because aren’t all gays child molesters when they aren’t busy being not racist?

    • Treg Brown

      Not just for teh gheys.

      VIP member Donald Trump would like a word with you.

      • Cindyinencinitas

        Don’t try to confuse me with facts.

  • beingreleased

    How exactly does Trump find so many people to go on TV and make complete fools of themselves?

    • Blank Ron

      You’d think they’d’ve run out by now. Maybe there’s a factory in China that makes them?

    • Celtic_Gnome

      He’s promised them all plush jobs in his administration. What they don’t realize is that paying up on those promises won’t be any different than how he deals with Jersey City subcontractors.

  • bubbuhh

    Seems to me one of the reasons African Americans have so much European DNA floating around in their double helices is because the racist scum who used to buy and sell them and, otherwise, keep them down after the Civil War used to also too use them like sex toys cuz they could.

    It’s kinda like what the big ole convicts who lift weights all day in the prison yard would do to a snotty little wimp like the MIlo scum.

  • BadKitty904

    Lil’ Draco is gay in the same sense that his predecessor, Roy Cohn, Joe McCarthy’s assassin, was gay.

    • marxalot

      Self-hating, driven by humiliated lust, and furious at those ore comfortable with themselves?

      • BadKitty904

        Yes.

  • laughingnome

    Okay history fact Ernst Rohm, the original brown shirt Nazi, was partial to German sausage. Ipso fatso, you can prefer wieners and still subscribe to virulent racist ideology.

  • DainBramage

    Yeah, all those white slave owners who raped their slaves weren’t racist, because they liked putting their dicks into black women.

  • AntiDerpomeme

    Who are these black men who would take one for the team like that? Because I’m pretty sure if if he wasn’t a racist asshole (he is) Milolittle Pony would still be an insufferable douche.

    • Treg Brown

      What surpasses a bossy bottom?

      • AntiDerpomeme

        I need a ruling from somebody in the community. Maybe Gayer or BadKitty or Elviously would know.

      • anwisok

        Sub that tells the master how to humiliate them. (yes, there is a difference between “bottom” and “sub”)

  • elviouslyqueer

    So what I’m getting from Milo’s word vomit is that he enjoys indulging in some “Birth of a Nation meets Mandingo” fantasy sexytime, which doesn’t objectify or denigrate black men at all.

    Lord, he and Peter Thiel (along with that odious Islamophobe Stanley Majors) need to vaporize themselves out of existence as a favor to all the rest of us decent homos.

    • BadKitty904

      Like we don’t have enough to deal with already…

    • marxalot

      #howifeelwhenpeoplesaythatacrazybitchisorshouldbealesbian

    • Me not sure

      Today, in solidarity, we are all Sparta….oops, decent homos.

    • Redgyal

      If you wanted to be nasty about it you could imply that they do their role playing together.

    • diogenez
    • Uncle Mark

      As a gay man, myself, I have the nagging suspicion that Milo is not actually gay…only because he seems to embody all the excessively & shamelessly rude, shallow, hedonistic qualiies that the Right Wing try to paint us with. Whereas many of us are simply gay, Milo makes his living at being gay.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Ooh, a professional gay. I guess that means he doesn’t have to practice anymore.

        • Uncle Mark

          Well, technically he is being paid by Breitbart as a technology editor, but I suspect that he is getting paid extra for his outrageous, “gay” attention-whoring….so yes, he is a “professional gay,” but his behavior is far from professional.

  • lucidamente

    And Andrew Breitbart once felt up Riley Waggaman, so there.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Poor Riley.

    • BadKitty904

      I presume Riley is still in therapy?

    • Me not sure

      … and now he is most sincerely dead. See? Bad! Bad Breitbart!

  • Crystalclear12

    Most misogynist like to sleep with women, doesn’t mean they don’t treat them like shit afterwards.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      No, I fucked one, so it’s unpossible that I am prejudiced against them or think I am better than them.

      I am talking about a sock.

    • Thiazin Red

      Speaking of, is this the same guy who said he was only gay because women were so crazy and awful?

    • JMP

      I have actually heard that excuse from them though; “I can’t hate women because I’m married to one of them!” is the “but some of my best friends are black!” of misogynists.

      • Paganish

        Let’s not forget, these asshats also insisted that marital rape can’t exist, therefore, no spousal abuse either, you bleeding heart bitches

  • btwbfdimho

    Last thing I’d do in life in to make Leslie Jones angry.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Also too, and maybe it’s me, but Milo is certainly serving up some Ryan Lochte realness in that photo.

    Hey. Gurl. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

    • BadKitty904

      Honestly. If you’re going to peroxide your hair, at least have a professional do it, ‘K?

      • elviouslyqueer

        I mean, I’ve heard of bleached assholes. I’ve just never seen one that could talk in complete sentences.

        • GoutMachine

          Boom.

        • Genuine LOL. Comment of the day so far. :)

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Can’t wait until Trump, listening to great advice from Milo, explains how he just took a terrific Mexican dick in his butt, the greatest, and so his comments on Judge Curiel can’t possibly be racist.

  • JMP

    Considering that the “alt-right” is nothing more than old fashioned white supremacists who want a new name for themselves – and it’s not going to work, we’re not using your stupid new euphemism here – yeah, I’m pretty sure they’re really, really fucking racist.

  • JMP

    Milo is doing a lot of hard work to disprove the stereotype that gay men care about their appearance with that hideous hair of his.

    • Oily Messiah

      He gets hair advice from Julian Assange and Guy Fieri

      • BadKitty904

        You left out Lucius Malfoy…

    • Crystalclear12

      It’s to make him look whiter, compensate for the gay.

    • Treg Brown

      Perhaps if he had a “man-bun”?
      No wait.

      • elviouslyqueer

        NO.

      • BadKitty904

        You just know he wears a fedora in private life.

        • elviouslyqueer

          Oh please. My money’s on a beret. And a Mary Tyler Moore-esque cloche cloth hat for when it gets chilly.

          • BadKitty904

            I think it’s fairly logical to reckon that a douche would wear a douche-hat, is all…

    • LesBontemps

      I think his hairdresser must be doing it on purpose.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        So, his hairdresser is a liberal, nonracist gay?

  • btwbfdimho

    He probably fucks black guys to keep them out of the street and save police lives.

    • BadKitty904

      It’s the “Log Cabin Repug Reparation Program”…

  • cousin itt

    So, does the amount of black penis Milo sits and spins on actually mean he is a reverse racist, against whites?

    When he’s down under in the Southern Hemisphere, he spins his racism clockwise.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      I am pretty sure sticking your dick in something or letting something stick its dick in you doesn’t mean you treat it well or think it’s equal.

      There are too many examples available to disprove that notion. Heck, if there were realistic female, playmate looking robots, reproduction might drop off completely.

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        I suppose all these goat fuckers treat their paramours as equals.

        • DoILookAmused2u ?

          And I’m telling you, if they ever succeed in making a realistic, female robot that looks like your favorite sexy actress complete with secretions and soft bits, they will have to pay people to have children to keep the population from declining.

          • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

            Could we have hydraulically powered steel shears installed in the naughty bits of those things? It would be a convenient way to remove a lot of really terrible DNA from the gene pool.

          • natoslug

            I’m not seeing a downside.

    • GoutMachine

      Queeriolis effect?

  • marxalot

    Ah. May. Zing.

  • SayItWithWookies

    So when extreme tokenism meets extreme opportunism, this is by definition not racist or homophobic? Yeah, don’t see how that follows logically.

    • Oily Messiah

      To subvert a shitty alt-right hashtag #GOPlogic

  • BadKitty904

    I may be wrong, but “I like black dick, therefore I can’t be racist” is a new spin for the Republican Party, isn’t it?

    • cousin itt

      Weren’t they the party who freed the dicks?

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        After first assuming the correct, wide stance.

      • Oily Messiah

        I thought they were the party who are the dicks?

        • Major_Major_Major

          not just Nixon

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        just Nixon

        • Oily Messiah

          So not just dicks, tricky dicks? Does liking tricky dicks make you not racist as well?

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            I think it actually makes you Spiro Agnew, which is far worse than being racist

      • btwbfdimho

        You mean, Lincoln was gay?

        • Oily Messiah

          Well gay republicans do call themselves log cabin republicans, maybe that’s why? It’s irresponsible not to speculate

      • Msgr_Moment

        “Why a dick?” — Marx.

      • BadKitty904

        From what I’ve read about their 2016 POTUS campaign, yes.

      • LesBontemps

        #notalldicks

  • SadDemInTex

    And J. Edgar Hoover wore dresses…your point, Trump campaign?

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      And Roy Cohn viscously used peoples’ homosexuality to ruin their careers.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        and also happens to be one of Drumpf’s biggest mentors

      • The Wanderer

        “Viscously?” He used syrup or honey?

        • malsperanza

          Nothing about Roy Cohn was not slimy and unctuous.

        • DoILookAmused2u ?

          doh! Viciously.

      • malsperanza

        And by “peoples’ ” you mean “excepting only his own.”

    • hendenburg2

      One of the best celebrity interviews I have ever heard was Tim Gunn confirming this from experience!

    • btwbfdimho

      Photoshops or never happened.

  • TJ Barke

    Every time I think we’ve reached peak lunacy/ridiculous somehow production manages to increase…

    • BadKitty904

      The Onion’s prolly on the verge of bankruptcy. How can they possibly compete?

    • LesBontemps

      If only we could harness the energy of derp for useful purposes!

    • Courser

      Same here. I live for the time when I can look back at it all and go, ‘Jesus fucking Christ, those were crazy, freaky, horrifying times! Maybe start wearing ‘I Survived the 2016 Presidential Election!!!!’ t-shirt.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    I can’t possibly be nearsighted because my wife has brown hair.

    • Major_Major_Major

      I can’t possibly need to lose weight, because I am wearing trainers.

      • Gleem-McShinez

        I can’t possibly be a vegetarian, because I own a lawn mower.

    • BadKitty904

      I can’t possibly be short because my bf is tall.

    • calliecallie

      I can’t possibly be a socialist, because I have a paying job.

    • tomamitai

      “I can’t be an antisemite because my wife is half-Jewish” — Joseph Goebbels

    • shaar dula

      i honestly didn’t get the contradiction. sorry for being thick.

  • Msgr_Moment

    So Trump has a ghey too?

    • btwbfdimho

      • Treg Brown

        That’s a frightening room.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Looks like something dreamed up by a 17th Century interior decorator on commission to the Court of Louis XIV.

          • btwbfdimho

            And I have the impression that chandelier doesn’t belong there…Unless on weekends he folds the bed on the wall and invites Park Ave socialites for Richard Strauss balls…
            Who’s the interior decorator, the architect Melania Trump?

          • malsperanza

            Bite your tongue. Louis XIV had actual taste. That thing up there is some Orange County interior decorator’s illiterate wet dream about Louis XIV.

          • Celtic_Gnome

            Yeah, if they had acid back then.

        • BadKitty904

          No different from any other Vienna whore-house, circa 1880…

    • M Dubs

      “Look at my Homosexual-American over here! Isn’t he the greatest?”

  • Ikimizi

    Somewhat OT: Stephen Bannon, and Citizens United have a movie coming out soon, starring Phil Robertson. It appears to be about how we need to take America back, for Jesus, or else Nazis will Holocaust us all.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVDOK4PynZc

    • Spotts1701

      If it requires me to grow a beard, where do I sign up to wear feldgrau?

    • limberrat

      Thanks TLC for giving this nutbag a platform!

      • Courser

        Reality TV like his, which varies from ‘Storage Wars’ to ‘Duck Dynasty’ is really a scourge on our society. The voyeuristic nature of this shit is just disgusting. Cable TV is overrun by this dreck.

    • cousin itt

      Why does Phil Robertson hate Miley Cyrus?

      Oh yeah, no BJ

    • Oily Messiah

      When FEMA camps sound like maybe a good thing…

    • DainBramage

      Morgan Freeman told them to fuck off, so they had to get the duck guy.

      • Oily Messiah

        Hell, Mel Gibson probably told them to fuck off

    • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

      Well I certainly gone the rest of my life without seeing a “Starring Phil Robertson” screen credit…
      Interesting to hear the crazy bastard inveighing against “decadence”, I thought. After all, nothing says pious, humble and temperance like a $300.000.00 Rolls-Royce with custom “Duck Dynasty” centre caps on the alloy wheels…

  • BadKitty904

    The Republicans have a remarkable talent for turning self-loathing into lucrative grifting…

    • malsperanza

      Also, just plain loathing.

  • Relativicus

    This is why you don’t let children play with Phantom Tollbooths.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    The alt-right: Hipster white supremacists….in case you were wondering how either category of humanity could somehow get less appealing.

    • Oily Messiah

      Hipster is being very generous. Think more… 4 chan/reddit basement lords.

    • Toadette

      The thing is, most of them aren’t even cool by Milo standards. It’s all losers on the internet with anime avatars. I think we can all picture what these guys probably look like.

    • btwbfdimho
  • Toadette

    That dude is absolutely ruining his hair.

    I know, mine was pink in college, and bleaching that shit sucks in the long run.

  • Fun fact: wanting to have sex with a particular type of person does not mean that one is not also biased toward people in that demographic, nor does it mean that one treats people in that demographic well, or even like they are people at all. You can definitely want to have sex with a certain type of person while participating in and supporting both institutional and personal bias against their demographic.

    –Every Woman Ever.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Also… every hooker and stripper can tell you stories.

    • btwbfdimho

      There are people I hate on every demographic group.

      • Logic of Color

        Sounds exhausting.

      • tomamitai

        You’re an equal opportunity deplorer.

    • sw19womble

      I know I’m a dense ace, but if you’re attracted to a particular type, then you surely like that type, no?
      Me haz a confuse. :(

      • anwisok

        Just because they make your dick hard doesn’t mean you want to have anything to do with them after they make it soft again.

        • sw19womble

          Wow, I’m really regretting nodding my head and pretending I understood all the “that’s so hot/sexy” conversations for years!
          Thanks to all, I am now confused and alarmed! Consider me sexually ‘ color blind’ (pardon the pun, given the context here) :)

      • marxalot

        Hahahaha, no, sweetie. Having a fetish doesn’t mean you like or respect the object, just that you need it to get off.

      • “I’m not racist; I like black dick” does not strike me as appreciably different from, “I’m not sexist, I like boobs and women making me sandwiches.”

        There’s tons of precedent for treating your preferred sex partners as less than.

      • Astraea

        And that’s why no heterosexual man is a misogynist!

        • sw19womble

          Yep, that never made any sense to me. And the “men are such bastards” opposite side of the coin. I mean, if you don’t like them, how can you like them? This is that weird point I hit when trying to wrap my head around this stuff and I’m starting to feel dizzy again :/ *breathes into paper bag*

          • Astraea

            Same way white people can have black friends and still be racist. Or a straight person can have gay friend and still be homophobic.

          • sw19womble

            That seems more the “exception to the rule”, or the cognitive dissonance not quite ringing loud enough.
            This is perhaps like “I am turned on by how much you disgust me”?
            Or more as marxalot put it, “I am disgusted by how much you turn me on.”?
            Maybe this is because I’m looking at this as a (poly)romantic ace, so I think all butterflies and holding hands and skipping through the forest, and well, because I love you and you want us to, and I want to make you happy, okay let’s find this cosy nook beneath a tree and do that squishy thing you like so much for some reason…

            And thus, I can dig the people-falling-in-love-with-each-other totally, but the old bing-bong yowser eyes-boinging out -of-their-heads turn on stuff, less so. I can’t think of any other reason why one would want to do, but it doesn’t bother me and it’s all cool in a sex-positive way.
            *blinks and rubs forehead*

            Sorry for the blathering, I’m still trying to work out the finer details of this sexytimes stuff, as the lightbulb only clicked two or three years ago and “holy fuck I’m on the asexual spectrum – now this all makes sense!”.. .except it doesn’t all make sense in the finer details of it. But typing things out and asking dumb questions helps me get to a better understanding of what and why people get turned on in such weird (and mostly wonderful) ways.

    • theblackdog

      Yup, a few black men have told me about how they’re profoundly ignored in public by a number of white men. Then they hop on a dating site or hookup app and the same dudes who wanted nothing to do with them in public are “cuckoo for cocoa cock” as one put it.

      • sw19womble

        *head explodes*
        People are weird.

      • jowgajen

        Great, now I’m going to be inappropriately mumbling that all day.

        • theblackdog

          I understand. I still giggle every time I think of that phrase.

          • The Wanderer

            I’m giggling now, actually.

          • Gayer Than Thou

            Yeah, I really wanna steal it, but I’m not sure I should.

  • limberrat

    OT: Remember yesterday when Trump’s spokeswoman was trying to pivot Trump’s views on immigration? Good times, right?
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-not-flip-flopping-immigration-000000996.html

    • Oily Messiah

      Trump couldn’t have possibly wanted to do inhumane deportations, Milo’s gay!

      • Villago Delenda Est

        No, he’s going to “resettle” all those Mezkins.

      • jmhm

        Milo’s big queer party at the RNC convention had Pammy ‘kill them all and let Allah sort it out’ Geller and Geert Wilders as guests of honor. I think either one of them would cut Milo if he tried to stop Trump from doing inhumane deportations.

      • DemmeFatale

        When he said “humane deportation”, it sounded to me like something creepy you’d do to animals, and made me shudder.
        Bad choice of words, Drumpf! (And I thought you had the best ones!)

  • SDGeoff

    One of my teachers used the expression “gay as pink ink”. The first time he used it I laughed myself silly. Another one would refer to gay men (affectionately because he was A Old Queen) as “butterflies in heat”. Fun times.

  • BadKitty904

    He sucked in the Home Alone movies, too.

    • elviouslyqueer

      ISWYDT.

      • BadKitty904

        *purrs*

  • Gleem-McShinez

    When black dudes start holding CPAC workshops on how to take a dick in the hinder to dispell accusations of racism, instead of wearing colonial costumes and rapping about “bringing back all my knickers,” I’ll believe this is a thing.

  • jmhm

    How exactly do you go about being ‘incredibly gay’? Is it more enthusiastic than regular gayness, or is it the no-red-cups-Merry-Christmas-or-fuck-you kind of performative gayness where you demand attention for doing the kind of stuff straight people think gay people do only in a self-congratulatory way? Because I really didn’t think gayness worked that way.

    • BadKitty904

      Is it like an advance degree? I thought “having a Masters” meant something slightly different in homo-circles.

      • dlemex

        I believe that term is “having a Master,” which is different. Of course with Milo it could be “having many Masters.” If I was him, I still wouldn’t want to be in a room full of Alt-Right folks. I doubt they are that accepting.

        • BadKitty904

          All I can picture in my mind is an albino spider-monkey in a black leather harness and jock-strap. I’m not sure why.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          I hate the altt-right term. It makes them sound like they listen to a lot of Jesus and Mary Chain. They’re fucking white supremacists.

    • Mason

      I’ve always thought that it was when you swished a little more than usual and had a great lisp. It can be that he needs validation for his life choices (not gay thing but being a prick thing), so he’s got to try and be Success Kid – gay style.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        So, Big Gay Al is incredibly gay while Mr. Garrison isn’t?

        • Mason

          Well, yeah! It’s right there in his name! Silly question.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      If you’re gay for Trump, you are required to use some emphatic adjectives.

      • GoutMachine

        I have the best gays. The best!

        • Jeff in the desert

          There’s my gay over there!

        • edith prickly

          You lie! Wonkette has the best gays.

      • sw19womble

        We’re going to build a Gay and make Planned Parenthood pay for it!

  • exinkwretch

    First things first, people. Let’s get all of them Messicans rounded up first, and then we can talk about them homer-sexuals.

    • btwbfdimho

      Speaking of Homer speaking about my country.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4paLVu0gNcQ

      • Jeff in the desert

        There are two guays, no? A Paraguay?

        • Señor Skwerl

          That’s not a real guay. Just an aspiring one.

    • Jeff in the desert

      I thought all the Mexxicans in the US were homos, prevs, muderer and rapists and most of the problem. so same same.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    I know I’ve seen that Dildo Yuckinolikydapuss guy somewhere before.

    https://youtu.be/FN7r0Rr1Qyc

    • calliecallie

      Every time I see that clip, I get chills. We can never post this often enough.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    That photo just screams “hipster asshole who should be voted off the planet” at me.

  • BadKitty904

    Now we know what became of him…

  • calliecallie

    I’m really quite grateful wonkette does not allow comments, because how the fuck does anyone respond to this nonsense? I am at a loss for words.

    • Oily Messiah

      I drink!

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Steve Cortes is right- gay guys can’t be part of a movement loaded with retrograde right wing white racist bigots (uses white out on Ernst Rohm).

    • jmhm

      (uses white out on Ernst Rohm)

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    On behalf of the gay community, I offer apologies for Milo Yabba-Dabba-Doufusilous. May he be forever voted off Glitter, Disco-Ball Island.

    • Jeff in the desert

      Hey, there are schmucks everywhere.

    • Mason

      We don’t have to take credit, blame, or responsibility for all of the faggolas.

    • jmhm

      Sturgeon’s Law: ninety percent of everything is crap.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Dreck. Sturgeon said dreck. There’s something about the word “dreck” that just surpasses simple crap.

    • Señor Skwerl

      Oh no you don’t. You keep him. He’s not allowed on the following islands:
      Bear Island
      Leather Bar Island.
      Committed Relationship with Baked Goods Island.

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        He has no rhythm though — no dancing skills. Sad.

      • elviouslyqueer

        He’s more than welcome on Self-Loathing Meth Queen Island, tho.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Looking at the pics of Milana Vayntrub off to the side…I need to cleanse my pallet after gay Nazi MaCaulay Culkin’s latest racist blasts….

  • Oily Messiah

    I wonder if Milo used all that “privilege grant” money he absconded with to hire some prostitutes. Using stolen grift money to hire male hookers would truly make him part of the GOP (except the part where he’s actually out, instead of hiring male escorts in secret).

  • theblackdog

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    I read the title and immediately thought of two gay dudes who are totally racist against Latinos and one of them is bigoted against Muslims. Even more of a twist, the racist bigot is Puerto Rican.

  • Callyson

    Here is a video of Milo saying sex words about black ding-dongs in his fanny

    Oh hell no–I’m already off sex for a while after seeing the photo of the nude Trump. Listening to that would make me celibate for life FFS…

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Ya know, a neighbor of mine was married to a black/Messican woman and is a complete racist toward both groups. Strom Thurmond fathered a black lovechild and will forever be known for his complete and utter white supremacy. In other words go fuck yourself Milo Snuffleupagus

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Why won’t President Obama fuck a white dude’s butthole, and end racism today!?

    • Oily Messiah

      To busy being divider-in-chief (and sexing up Michelle) to become impaler-in-chief.

    • Mason

      OMFG! That’s it! That’s what racism needed a good swift one in the keister.

    • sw19womble

      He has binders full of Mitt Romney’s butt.

  • edith prickly

    I strongly recommend that people of all races and genders keep their genitalia out of Yawnyopoulos’ reach.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Done

    • Beowoof14

      I am not on it

  • orygoon

    I read that giant apologia-splainer at breitbart yesterday and I am not going to get over it for a long, long time. Folks, there is evil here.

    • BadKitty904

      Yes, you are right, Madame – the sky is blue, the sun is shining, and yet you forget that everywhere…there is evil under the sun.” ~ H. Pierrot

    • Oily Messiah

      We’re not racist, we’re just ethno-nationalist and tribalist. *facepalm*

    • Astraea

      I don’t even want to click.

  • tihond

    Now this whole cuckservative thing makes sense.

  • malsperanza

    These folks think they are so stylin’ and cool, but they could seriously use a touch of the old je ne sais rien. Where is Ernst Röhm when you really need him?

  • wide_stance_hubby

    Nevermind (or maybe because) that my husband is black, I have always found the sexual fetishization of black men disturbingly racist and the entire cult of ‘BBC’ offensive.

    • Juan de Fuca

      Me too!

  • DemmeFatale

    What is “incredibly gay”?
    (Is it like a “big lesbian”?)

    • jowgajen

      We prefer the more emphatic “big dyke”.

      • Goposaur

        Wedding Crashers?
        [talking at the dinner table about Franklin Roosevelt]
        Grandma Mary Cleary: But that wife of his, Eleanor… Big dyke! Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.

    • Big Lesbian is too big to fail.

  • malsperanza

    Hey, it’s not like taking sexual license with the forbidden bodies of the people you despise is ever an erotic turn-on or anything.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sCNH_sBvCWg/U2BKo1SISjI/AAAAAAAAA9c/F6yjD0rkhhk/s1600/becauseitswrong.gif

    • jmhm

      Well, because wanting to have sex with someone whose skin is a different color makes you not want to own them like a subhuman piece of property oh wait…

  • Anyone who’s ever spent more than 10 minutes at Datalounge knows very well there are a shitton of racist, sexist, ableist shitwagons in our community. And that’s not even digging into the worship of toxic masculinity and the demonization of any guy who doesn’t look like he spends 2 hours/day in a gym.

  • The Wanderer

    They’ll eliminate Milo as soon as it becomes expedient for them to do so; i.e., right after Election Day.
    OT: Trump said over the weekend that the deportations will be “humane and efficient.” I expect the ‘transit camps’ will be fully equipped with only the most modern ‘oven’ and ‘shower’ facilities.

    • BadKitty904

      So, Trump has finally decided on his Final Solution?

  • Serai 1

    How can you say I don’t like spicy food? Haven’t you SEEN me eat peanut butter cookies???

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Thanks for watching this episode of Surrogate Follies.

  • People can be multi-dimensional. Holy hell all those links about seeing my 5D body with a magic pill must be right!

  • bookish
  • Milo’s got some prison fantasy thing goung on, I bet. I hate myself for thinking of this.

  • There’s a lot of overlap between them, but the Evangelical crowd does exist somewhat apart from the racist Libertarian one. The biggest difference is whether their hate is rooted in Ayn Rand or fucked-up interpretations of the Bible. Both of them get off on the Alpha-male deification thing, but one group thinks God is the ultimate Big Daddy while the other is full of dudes who are each convinced they themselves are God.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Yes Trumpbart News which has turned into a festering, feculent swamp of alt-right views and racist internet Nazi comments is not racist because they employ a gay dude. I guess that also means SMOTI’s is not racist either for the same reason :slaps forehead:. These people drive me to drink….

    • Oily Messiah

      They might as well just change their name from Breitbart to /pol/

  • I Only Like Cats

    Objectifying and fetishizing a race is the actual opposite of not being racist.

  • therblig

    so, this week i’ve learned that there’s “gay” and there’s “incredibly gay” and there’s “lesbian” and there’s “farmer lesbian”.

    the more you know.

  • Suttree

    Just for the record, I miss my gay friend that I went to college with. We totally both had the hots for Gabrielle!

  • Jenny

    Yeah liberals! Clearly it is you’re fault Milo Blackdickbuttopolis is just a hateful motherfucker who hates himself and everyone else! How dare you! You’re the REAL racist homophobers!!!

    Also I feel like Milo would appreciate turgid love muscle prose. Where did that guy go?

    • The Wanderer

      He’s doing “field research” into dick going into ass.

  • On another note: I’m getting more and more convinced that this whole campaign was supposed to be about launching a Trump-branded media empire, rather than any real desire for the responsibility involved in actually doing the job of POTUS. He obviously has issues with Bloomberg, so I can see how he might want to try to one-up him with his own alt-right “news” company.

    • Oily Messiah

      ew… trump news network

      • BadKitty904

        Not to fear – consider his track record on running businesses…

        • Oily Messiah

          But but but …. roger ailes

          • BadKitty904

            Look where it got him.

          • Oily Messiah

            The years at the top of a major news network or the $40 million severance package he took with him. *gag*

          • Jenny

            Eh I think he will just be happy to have a gaggle of young blondes to extort for sex again.

        • edith prickly

          Think of all the lulz we’ll have when it crashes and burns and Trump walks away with all their munnies

      • jmhm

        Yeah, but only in the sense that the Stein campaign is competitive when it’s on 2/3 of the ballots. Fox has exclusive deals in a lot of cable markets. Trump’s not getting anything like that reach, especially if he’s not willing to pay for it. Maybe a wingnut streaming service, but that’s a pretty crowded market his aging base doesn’t really understand or have access to.

        • Oily Messiah

          God.. an alt right TYT…

        • Trump went anti-Fox after the Megyn Kelly thing. A lot of alt-righters think Fox is too “establishment” and want their own hardcore-fascist media.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            And Drumpf is ready to pluck them clean.

          • jmhm

            I can see that, but that’s not going to cut any ice with the cable systems which have exclusive deals with Fox, or which just plain don’t want MiloTV coming to their corner of the world.

          • They may be thinking primarily new media. Streaming, web sites, podcasts, w’ev.

          • jmhm

            Probably? But his base is low-education, rural and older. They don’t seem like a prime market.

          • He may be banking on the rise of the young alt-right. Fox suits the older folks just fine. It’s the baby brownshirts who are coming up now.

          • jmhm

            I just wonder if he’s assuming that Bannon wants to build the same kind of media empire he does. Trump likes to pretend to be whatever he imagines classy is, and I don’t think media where they tell funny jokes about putting his grandchildren in ovens is going to get that, even for him.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Trump should take advantage of Sarah Palin’s expertise in web site technology.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Read a piece by Robert Reich the other day elaborating on exactly this. With Breitbart and Ailes already on board, it’s going to be an all-conspiracy-theories- all-the-time shower of shit.

      • Oily Messiah

        All the “News” that’s not fit for World News Daily.

      • The Wanderer

        The Globe and the National Enquirer have already drunk deep from the Eternal Fountain of Filth.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, at least the pretense of the pretense. Sure, the candidacy sets up the Trump media empire, but it’s all just a cover for pocketing the funding raised and stuffing it under a mattress at Mar-A-Lago.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Hey! We gots us some Russian oligarchs to pay off.

  • Marceline

    “Rise News emailed Milo to ask about those comments, and whether they were racist”

    This is what I find so frustrating about the media these days. You don’t need to ask IF the statement is racist. It is and everyone knows it. Stop playing dumb.

  • limberrat

    OT: Former Secret Service agent and GOP congressional candidate Dan Bongino loses his shit.
    http://www.mediaite.com/online/go-fck-yourself-you-piece-of-sht-gop-candidate-goes-on-tirade-against-politico-reporter/

    • jmhm

      You don’t know why I moved to Florida, you motherf*ucker!

      because it’s warmer than Staten Island?

      • bubbuhh

        To escape a mobster or a D.A. I wonder which one.

        • jmhm

          So binary. Why not both?

    • sw19womble

      Wow. How to win friends and influence people.

    • The Wanderer

      I hope his prospective voters are paying attention.

    • sw19womble

      That is classic! Even if the reporter was swinging a douchebag full of bait, by the time it got to the 15 minute mark.. Wow.

    • ViveLaRes

      This improved his polling among several key SW Florida demographics including “Swamp People,” “Get-Off-My-Lawn Geezers,” and “Airboat Fascists.”

  • bubbuhh

    Too much Milo. Need antidote.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGTe6rnvWF4

    • cat cafe

      That was absolutely hilarious. I sat and watched the whole thing. A good, productive start to the week!

  • edith prickly

    “Alt-right – because calling yourself a neo-Nazi is so last century.”

    • Oily Messiah

      Besides, you have to distinguish your “intellectual political philosophy” from brute skin-head violence.

  • anna rampage

    I wonder if it’s ever occurred to Milo Yankshisdick, that white, confederate, racist slave owners used to rape and have sex with their slaves….

    • I Only Like Cats

      When I was younger (about twelve, I believe) I read a book about different slaves stories… About half had slave girls/women trying to escape because they caught someone’s eye.

    • bubbuhh

      C’mon. Nothing has ever occurred to Milo Yankatinystick. He’s not that kind of toy.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Nothing of the sort ever occurred to him, because one does not think of the two-legged livestock as “human”.

  • Snark Tank

    Is it just me, or does that pic of Milo up there look an awful lot like an even douchier version of Macauley Culkin?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      A cross between Macauley in his “Home Alone” phase, Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy, and Trey Gowdy as Draco Malfoy.

      • cat cafe

        Tom Felton libelz!

    • Jamoche

      Macauley playing Draco Malfoy.

  • Jenny

    Also too is this going to be the new standard? Like instead of I’m not racist I have black friend; it is going to be I’m not racist, I like to hump black people?

    • I Only Like Cats

      He stole it from Iggy Azalea (so yes).

    • Oily Messiah

      I’m not racist! I have (*insert terrible racist word for fetishizing a group of people for sexual characteristics here*)

    • georgiaburning

      Strom Thurmond would agree

  • Wild Cat

    I’d like to set Milo up on a date with Dean Coril . . .

  • Yeah this has about filled my ‘gross’ quotient for the day.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    The alt-right isn’t neo-Nazi because neo-Nazi’s are dumb…instead it’s just plain old Nazi.

    • Wild Cat

      They’re Ash Can Nazis.

    • Oily Messiah

      Less skinheads more Mengele?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The alt-right is just a Hugo Boss inspired wardrobe, some parade drill practice (your military left, maggot!), and securing a lease on a Zeppelin landing field away from recreating the 1934 Nürnberg Party rally.

      • jmhm

        There are still a few nazi flagpoles in the old World’s Fair site in Flushing they could probably use.

      • The Wanderer

        With Milo in it, it’ll look like a collection of Tom of Finland posters.

  • beavertank

    That sure is a unique take on “I can’t be racist, I have black friends”.

    It’s not really a better indicator, though. Especially when it’s coming from that walking personification of the platonic ideal of an internet troll.

  • Duke

    I don’t know homophobia from xenophobia but I do know I don’t like people.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      Misanthropia? or would that be a fear of misanthropes?

      • Duke

        And pantophobia!

  • Hijabi Rockstar

    Milo is Not Racist about as much as every heterosexual man is Not Sexist.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I will admit to some sexism, but I try to keep it at least somewhat under control.

      For example, I have been known to nod knowingly when someone says “Her problem is she needs to get laid.”

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        Mine is tabulating the percentage of women who camp out in the passing lane while NOT passing. Sorry ladies, but you are the overwhelming offenders by a high percentage in my unscientific survey — and Asian women — well I am not even going to say it.

    • jmhm

      I’m not convinced he is racist as much as that he’s a sociopath who really likes having a flock of (easily fleeced) demon sheeple to aim like a human first person shooter game and race is one of the triggers that works.

      • Oily Messiah

        Race or being a woman, he likes to use those interchangeably to trigger his minions.

      • Courser

        Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! I think we have a winner!!!

  • Juan de Fuca
  • Crystalclear12

    OK, so Milo’s sex scandal, since he is gay does that mean he gets caught sleeping with a woman?

    Does anyone have the Cocktober manual?

    • Oily Messiah

      Nah, Milo’s sex scandal will be him having an affair with a well-known anti-gay politician, like Mike Huckabe

      • Crystalclear12

        So cliché. . . but probably true.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Live boy or dead girl? Or other way around? It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world.

  • Panika MCD

    that was a pretty perfect way to end my lunch break.

  • Suttree

    My back has an ouch. I need yall to help me out.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      This back was made for walkin’!

    • The Wanderer

      Do not use cupping or acupuncture.

      • Mezzaluna

        If it’s just muscle strain, the acupuncture might work. Look for an
        actual chinese practioner, they tend to focus on affected muscle groups rather than the whole Qi thing.

        • Suttree

          Nope. My dr said some bullshit about nothing is wrong with me. I have had x-rays and an mri. My ouchie says holy fuck!

          • Mezzaluna

            Probably muscular then. That’s a relief at least.

          • Suttree

            That is what the ortho said

          • Suttree

            My ouchy ouch begs to fucking differ though!

      • Suttree

        My pain is supur uoch

        • Mezzaluna

          Oh! I forgot about lidoderm patches or the methyl salicylate ones that are over the counter. They work really well for some people. And you can cut them to whatever size you need.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Acetaminophen and a heating pad.

      • Suttree

        I have hardcore drugs from last year when I hurt I originally threw my back out.

        • Mezzaluna

          Stay away from the opioids unless you can’t sleep. Rest, Ibuprofen (high doses) and muscle relaxants.

      • Suttree

        Using a back pad now

    • mrpuma2u

      Do you live in Colorado, CA, Washington or Oregon?

      • Suttree

        I just move to NJ from NOLA.

    • Toomush_Infer

      Inversion table – about 2/3 the way back. One minute, reverse, back a minute, reverse back a minute. Repeat three times daily until it stretches back out…

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Chiropractor. Preferably one who’s also an ant-vaxxer.

    • Markuserektus

      Coffee enemas.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      mine too! deadlifts did it to me

    • Mezzaluna

      Gentle stretching, heat, +/- ibuprofen or a muscle relaxant if you have some.
      If it’s a disc problem, go see a doctor tout suite. Those can get ugly fast or keep pressing on the nerves until you get nerve damage.

    • Mezzaluna

      Sorry to sound like a know-it-all but all of the male members of my family and my husband having varying degrees of back problems. You get get to repeating things until they do them and stop complaining.

    • georgiaburning

      If it’s a pinched nerve, naproxin is good, along with stretching. Those foam plastic rollers are good to help keep it away once the flexibility comes back in a few weeks. For strains the ibuprofen and heating works, as several below suggest.

  • ViveLaRes

    Is “incredibly gay” an assessment of how good of a job he does at being gay, or a comment on where he is on the gay scale? If the latter, does anyone have an infographic of the end-to-end scale of gay?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “You know me, Marge. I like my homosexuals as I like my TV….loud and flaaaaaming!”

    • Parchment Scroll

      Where, exactly, is he on the Kinsey checklist Scale? (TBH, I have always felt that the Kinsey Scale is a grossly over-simplified perspective. Human sexuality, like anything organic, is multidimensional and messy, not a linear progression. But still.)

    • tomamitai

      This is all I could find(NSFW):

  • elpinche

    Fact: Sucking semen out of an erect, veiny black penis kills all the racist midi-chlorians in your body. Exhibit a:

    http://flashwarner.com/images/walker_coulter.jpg

  • The Librarian

    I read this not so much as being gay means you can’t be racist, but that Cortes thinks being gay offsets that racist rhetoric. “He’s gay so being racist makes it a wash”. Actually, it’s on the spin cycle…….

  • Paperless Tiger

    So he’s like a cuckservative who cut out the middle man woman?

  • Tio_Doidinho

    Worst gay porn setup EVAR.

  • AngryKatie

    The husband is boycotting election coverage (standard response: I know, Donald Trump is terrible and can’t be president. I don’t need you to keep giving me examples). Now and then he’s an unwilling audience when I’m watching something though. He happened to be in the room when this segment was on and this conversation happened:

    Him: Did that guy just say you can’t be a gay racist?
    Me: yes, see they’re talking about Breitbart…
    Him: wait, there’s a gay writer at Breitbart?
    Me: yes, see, this guy Milo…
    Him: so there’s a gay white supremacist writing for Breitbart?
    Me: yes?
    Him: This is why I’ve stopped paying attention. When you’ve gotten to gay Stormfront you’re out of sharks to jump.

    • edith prickly

      All the lolz to Mr. AngryKatie. “Gay Stormfront” needs to become a thing.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      OK, but in an alternate universe “Gay Stormfront” would be an awesome drag name.

      • AngryKatie

        With fabulous costume potential.

        • Gayer Than Thou

          But fans will eventually get tired of It’s Rainin’ Men.

          • AngryKatie

            I’m currently stuck on a mental image of Grace Jones crossed with Ilsa She Wolf of the SS.

      • Alexander Stallwitz

        Or an great supervillian name

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    I have ten bucks that says not only has Milo not had any black dick in him, he never had any white dick, either.

  • Michael Smith

    He’s “incredibly gay”?

    What does that even mean??

    • beavertank

      I believe it roughly translates to “all dick, all the time”.

    • Grokenstein

      That he won’t shut up about it because it’s his entire personality shtick.

    • Mavenmaven

      It means he combs his hair.

    • Grokenstein
    • exinkwretch

      Stereotypical lisping flamer — which these maroons believe is the sole gay archetype.

    • Buzz1313

      Dresses nice, eats brunch, thinks Madonna is fabulous!

  • WhyFelicia

    What he means is that he can’t believe that liberals woild ever criticize a gay person, because they believe that, if someone is part of a group that has been largely ostracized and discriminated against, then liberals, by definition, have to approve of everything that someone does.

  • Grokenstein

    Just like how Chuck C. Johnson can’t be a bigot because he has a Hot Asian Wife (which is how he actually refers to her, or HAW for short without any sense of irony or shame)! Or how Bruce Tinsley can’t be a neocon AND asshole because he has a liberal lawyer wife!

    …Look, it’s all about priorities. Sure, the GOP hates gays. But they aren’t going to throw away a perfectly useful Nazi just because he’s a f**. Not now. Once they’re comfortable in their power hold they won’t hesitate to dump him in a shallow grave, but that’s for later.

    • BMW

      That reminds me…does Rush Limbaugh still have a black engineer? I know for years that was his last line of defense against racism charges.(And how many black men did he pay to let him call them “Bo Snerdley” over the years anyways?)

    • Spot Letton

      Doesn’t everyone who’s like Chuck C. Johnson shop at the Asian Wife Mart? SRSLY, I really think so.

  • clever_sobriquet

    So by reverse logic, since Brietbart loves their gay contributor they must be a commie god hating liberal newsrag? QED

    • Spot Letton

      They love him, but would they marry him? That would make them a C.G-H.L.N.

  • Toomush_Infer

    Let’s just scorch the earth around Donald Trump….

  • mrpuma2u

    This guy is the Ryan Lochte of gay people

    • Pickwicknext

      Never thought i’d say this but…Ryan Lochte libelz!

      • Spot Letton

        Okay, the Katrina Pierson of gay people, then?

        • SDGeoff

          We really, really would rather not have her.
          Quotas, you know.

      • mrpuma2u

        I thought you were going to say gay peoplez libelz.

  • BMW

    “Says who? Says who?”
    -Trump lawyer Michael Cohen

  • Mavenmaven

    Republicans f*** women, as well, but that doesn’t mean they like them.

  • Kay Jay Day

    My feeling is this guy isnt actually gay. He has a fetish about getting assfucked by black men. I just feel like your fetish and your sexual orientation are not the same thing, ya know? explain how i am wrong.

  • Say, you know who else liked to fuck black people but was nevertheless totally racist?

    • Gentle Robot

      Jefferson? You gotta be more specific

      • SDGeoff

        That would be my guess, but Geo Washington was the father of the country, so I dunno…

    • Suse

      Strom Thurmond?

      • ViveLaRes

        His name has been coming up a lot lately.

    • chazmanr

      Half the founding fathers and almost every plantation owner?

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      AOT,K?

  • Spot Letton

    I still can’t believe that guy from the Harry Potter movies grew up to be an MRA activist.

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      In retrospect, the weird rants about ethics in wizarding should have been an red flag

  • azeyote

    maybe a circumcised dick is bigoted against one that ain’t – what about crooked ones or other minority ones? in these political times a survey, or poll should be in order –

  • goonemeritus

    If one was to make a Venn Diagram of Racists and Breitbart fans it would look like a doughnut.

  • ViveLaRes

    I think meth is what he really likes.

  • anna rampage

    And in other news,

    A couple disrespectful kids who were trowing food at a baboon get the ultimate pay back….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsC97PDFba0

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      Doesn’t the sign right there go Do not feed the animals?
      For cryin out loud.

    • celtic_buddha

      Wow Trumputin was really mad at Mika and Joe wasn’t he??

    • Enfant Terrible

      Don’t bring food to a shit-throwing fight. That should be obvious.

    • handyhippie65

      and i thought we were the supreme poop flingers. i bow to a master.

    • SDGeoff

      Got just what they deserve.

    • jmhm

      What wildly responsible authority figure was filming that little display?

  • Be Gin

    Is there any term used by gay men now that would be equivalent to the term “Uncle Tom” back in the 60’s and 70’s.

    Milo would be that.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      Cousin Steve?

      • celtic_buddha

        Uncle Chester?

    • elvigy

      Kapo or quisling is what I usually see for that situation.

    • paul helssom

      How about a Roy Cohn?

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Auntie Tom

  • Be Gin

    He’s gay? But I have heard some people say he is actually straight and is just trying to pass as gay. Some of those people may be right and if so what an ugly spectacle this!

    I think Milo could settle this with some youtube video of him having gay sex with a variety of men including every race, religion and size.

    I have also heard some people say that Milo isn’t a real nationalist. So Milo ought to have some gay sex on a red, white and blue American Flag bedspread to establish his bonafides as a patriot.

    Video evidence is the best way to clear yourself.

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      I would settle for an photo of him kissing an guy as proof hes gay

      • Be Gin

        Oh No, that would just be some photoshop collage BS.

        I’m sorry but I’ll never believe he is gay. He’s straight and trying to pass as gay.
        Just another slime ball trying to cop some gay cachet. Sad. Pathetic. Weak. Not really gay at all.

    • rick

      That drama can’t be faked.

  • tankapotamus

    Mental Note: Ignore anything written by Evan Hurst, provides no proof or evidence for his claims!

    • Mezzaluna

      Sniffs at comment, checks history, uncertain how to proceed. I will poke it to see if it’s alive and worth playing with.
      Are you saying there is no evidence that Milo Yiannopoulos is not an attention seeking, racist, misogynist Draco Malfoy cos-player?

      • JustDon’tSayDittos

        It’s probably time to sleep off the Zima.

        • H0mer0

          [OT but I like the way Clouseau would pronounce “Zimmer” like “Zima.” ]

        • TheBoatDude

          I see you heard that bit on Wait! Wait! as well!

          • JustDon’tSayDittos

            I didn’t – I thought I was being almost original. It was originally going to be “sleep off the cough syrup”, but I had a change of plan.

    • jmhm

      Also too he uses really big words.

    • doktorzoom

      Well, guess you told us! Here, have a banhammer.

      Always strange to find these people whose comment histories are a strange mix of rightwing politics, comical book sites and phone reviews. PHONE REVIEWS.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

      • TheBoatDude

        You mean reviews of phones? Or do you mean if I call him, he’ll give me a review of something over the phone?

        • doktorzoom

          He has an obsessive interest in phones that I find curious…said the My Little Pony fan.

          • TheBoatDude

            The GFs daughter watches that endlessly. So now, whenever I hear the theme song “My little pony, my little pony..” I automatically sing “ahh Ahh AHh AHH AHHHH…”

          • doktorzoom

            It is the worst thing about the show, to be sure. Very earwormy.

    • rick

      Guess you never read Miss MIlo’s Twitter account before she was banned. She likes the big ol’ black dick. M’kay???

  • Jgb979

    We can’t be bigots- we have a gay on our side! That gives us an impenetrable bigotry protection shield! (Never mind the fact he was banned from twitter for saying things that would make a white supremacist blush).

    Gayness doesn’t give you any sort of magical good person powers. Gayness only means you like P not V

    • Gregory Brown

      Dead Breitbart is using Milo as a human shield.

      • Mezzaluna

        Milo wants to be out front. That way, if he is attacked he can retreat while howling about what homophobic monsters his critics must be.

  • John Smith

    I hate to tell Milo, but slave holders used to fuck the slaves all the time. Is he saying slave holders were not racist, because of where they stuck their dicks?

    • eka

      don’t ask questions you don’t really want the answers to.

  • diogenez

    I always thought Draco Malfoy was a little bitch.

    • mrpuma2u

      Slytherin Libelz!

  • Mark

    One guy I had sex with semi-regularly in college loved to call me “n*gger” while I banged him. I’m imagining something similar here.

    • richardgrabman

      Not that I like what happened to you, but that I’ve known too many guys who objectified guys based on “race”. Always creeped me out.

    • WomanInAMood

      Well, he sounds nice.

  • Incoming Ham

    This pillock proves you can be a racist *and* camp as a row of tents.

    • bookish

      Milo is just a pissy little attention whore.

    • ahughes798

      I love that! “Camp as a row of tents.”

  • Objectifer

    Alt-right = metroracist.

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    And Ted Bundy loved to have sex with women so no way he was a misogynist.

  • WomanInAMood

    O/T as all get-out, but – there’s going to be a meet-up for all the non-commenters in Portland, OR! Wednesday, Sept.7th, starting at 2, and going until it ends. We have reserved a space at Peninsula Park in North Portland, just off the I-5. With the permit, we can bring our own bevvies – yes even the grown-up kind – and there will be a Weber grill, if I can scrape the rust off. It’s mostly brown bag, but please feel free, nay encouraged, to bring things to share. I hope to meet my beloved Portland (and environs) Wonkers there! It will be fun!

  • Vegan and Tiara

    I went to school years ago with this white guy who I was pretty sure was a member of the KKK, and I was definitely sure he was a gun nut. One day he didn’t close his computer screen fast enough, and I saw pictures of big black dongs. Then his daughter came in one day, and she was biracial. I think it’s possible to be racist and like to do it with people you hate. Weird, but true. As for me, I hate Republicans, and could not do the sexing with them at this point because I find them so dumb and repugnant.

    • handyhippie65

      well, hypocrisy IS their watchword. should we ever expect anything less?

  • “he can’t be gay and a white nationalist…?” Excellent question by Reid. For historical reference check out the slimy historical background and biography of one Ernst Rohm. Draw your own conclusions.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      There’s a terrific book by Robert Beachy – “Gay Berlin” – that discusses gay rights in Germany from 1860(!) through 1933. (Part II will discuss 33 to the present.) Something I’d never realized that there were two male gay rights groups operating in Weimar Germany through the 20’s. Magnus Hirschfeld’s was the best known; the other group were open pedophiles, viciously anti-Semitic and REALLY REALLY liked that Hitler fellow. The leader of the group killed himself after helping Hitler come to power.

      The more you know!

  • Tosca

    And none of the men who fetishise Asian women are racist, either. QED.

  • shaar dula

    kinda OT. but I missed finding “the word of the day” in this article. One of the things I have grown to like reading Hurst is the noun phrases he uses. Unlike Trump, he really has the best words. plus he uses them with great precision. no? like how he used hootenanny in one of his recent posts for e.g. really enjoyed that word.

  • shaar dula

    About this Milo guy. I mebbe wrong but there seem to be too many people in love with their own opinions and really unafraid/shy to air them these days. Too many people blind to the magnitude & complexity & nuance of life.

    Yes we should discuss issues in the open. But I really don’t see anything good coming from airing such Trumpesque grotesqueness. And in all likelihood this type of talk is aimed at keeping the discussion from ever getting to the real issue.

    IMO this is Trump’s operating style too. He keeps it at the level of eliciting emotion without ever really getting to the real whys, whats and hows of the issues.

    This is like an argument in a bad marriage.

  • cosmiccowgirl

    The next time I get depressed about how much I’m failing at life, I’m going to try to remember that at least I’ve never sat across from three black people and tried to explain to them how a guy who says racist things can’t be racist because he’s gay.

  • rick

    Did you hear he fucks black guys? He fucks black guys, and he wants you to know that

    That Milo is such the size-queen. But, aren’t all right-wingers?

  • Jon Henderson

    Why is it black people can make white people jokes and it’s not racist???

    • Sheepshagger

      Cause they’re funny?

    • Brendan_M

      #WhiteFeelingsMatter

      • Jon Henderson

        Not one valid answer as expected

        • Maybe because this same exact question has been asked and answered 10 billion times in internet comment threads alone so if you’re still asking it you’re either a moron or being disingenuous.

          • Jon Henderson

            Oh insults the expected response because the truth angers you that you don’t have a real answer to the question

          • Are you going to ask why there isn’t a white history month next?

          • jmhm

            No. Insults, at least on my part, because you’re attempting to validate your lack of achievement by wrapping yourself in my heritage, and you’re an idiot.

          • Jon Henderson

            Well my friend all you have are insults and i don’t even know what heritage is

          • jmhm

            For you, yes. That’s all I have.

          • Ranina

            You can tell Jon is white because he is so articulate. /s

          • Jon Henderson

            thank you ranina for your compliment but I am an alien my mission here on earth is to get all humans to think for themselves and not be sheep controlled by media no matter which side they choose and above all else to love one another but I fear I may be to late

          • Jon Henderson

            You seem like a smart lady that has 10 billion answers why not share just one

          • I’m a man.

          • Jon Henderson

            sorry sir your name is Shannon I should not have assumed you are a woman, still waiting on that 1 of 10 billion though

          • Keep waiting. See my previous comment. It’s not worth my time. I don’t respond to questions like that for the same reason I don’t respond to creationists, global warming deniers and anti-vaxxers. It never goes anywhere.

          • Jon Henderson

            Yo

          • You’re asking a dumb “question” that has been answered over and over. It’s just another variation on “What about WHITE History Month?!” I’d answer it except it’s obvious you’re not actually *looking* for an answer. It’s a bad faith question. If you want to take that position as evidence of my inability to answer, so be it. I seriously don’t care.

            Later.

          • Jon Henderson

            no its a good question by all means answer it, you are incorrect assuming that I was not actually *looking* for an answer, you keep saying that its an easy answer and then make an excuse to not put forth one, your conversations go nowhere because of you and your inability to have a civilized conversation, all you are capable of is hateful comments and regurgitated phrases

        • Rex Thorne

          Wingnuts don’t get to determine what answers are valid. They have too many absurd, cherished beliefs.

          • Jon Henderson

            My point was i don’t believe in double standards

        • Brendan_M

          If you are unable to understand something simple like why saying All Lives Matter in response to Black Lives Matter is racist, you are not worth wasting time on.

          • Jon Henderson

            Try looking at statistical data instead of just repeating a catch phrase data is not racist it’s just reality

          • MattyPants

            What statistical data do you have to support the devaluation of African Americans’ lives?

            Even Glenn Beck has explained it succinctly.

          • Jon Henderson

            Glenn Beck wow didn’t see that coming, what makes you think they are devaluated?

          • MattyPants

            I’ll give you Beck’s metaphor–and I can’t BELIEVE I agree with him on anything:

            You go to a party and there is a pie on the table. The host passes out slices of pie to other guests but you don’t receive any. When you ask for a slice of pie, the other guests tell you “all pie matters”. But you still are left without pie.

            Swear to God that is his argument, and I’m as shocked as anyone else that he made a point I agree with.

          • Jon Henderson

            ok that still doesn’t give me information as to what your talking about but I will work with this assuming which I hate to do… ok so I’m assuming since blm seemed to have come about from the media showing horrific murders of black men that this is what your referring to so using becks analogy the pie statistically would be made of 50% dead white guys 25% dead black guys and 25% everybody else that is reality but the way media portrays things you would think the pie is 100% dead black guys

          • MattyPants

            Sorry, I thought you were asking why “all lives matter” was seen as racist.

            BLM developed as a rallying cry-turned leaderless movement after multiple black men were killed by police for either invalid reasons (like John Crawford III, who was buying his son a bb gun in Walmart when he was killed by police) or an unreasonable use of force (like Eric Garner being choked to death by police for selling single cigarettes outside the subway).

            The pie doesn’t represent deaths by police, it symbolizes representation/political power to change the system. When young white men are accidentally shot to death by the police, the public and administrative response is different. When young white men commit acts of sexual violence (like Brock Turner @ Stanford) the legal punishment is far less severe.

            The pie represents being able to change the current social/legal/political landscape to level the playing field, so all black men are no longer viewed immediately as a threat by a shoot-first-question-later police force.

          • Jon Henderson

            ok I see where you are coming from ,but still disagree the colour that dictates all of that is green. john poor kid at Walmart, eric poor dude trying to make literally a buck, brock rich kid, if me oprah jayz LeBron and the president where to murder someone today who do you think is going to serve time?

          • MattyPants

            I wholeheartedly agree that socioeconomic status is quite involved as well. It is a sad intersectionality that is very difficult to overcome by one’s self.

            And the legal aspect (in the case of LeBron, Oprah, Obama) is very much attached to socioeconomicsee.

            I like when I can finish a conversation on common ground. :)

            Have a great day!

          • Jon Henderson

            hope you have a great day as well on a site called disqus I bet we are one of the only actual discussions that have happened on here haha

          • Brendan_M

            What statistical data? If you want to cite data, actually cite the fucking data, asshole. Data is not racist, unless it is the phony racist crime stats that Trump and his white supremacist buddies (probably you, too) like to spread, but one thing that is definitely racist is your cracker ass.

          • Jon Henderson

            Of c

          • Jon Henderson

            rds me peace and love brother is the way to communicate

          • Brendan_M

            You are making less and less sense. You now want me to cite data? After claiming to have data but not citing any? Are you just trolling? The stats on the disparity of enforcement, use of force, and sentencing for black people are pretty well-known.

            http://www.sentencingproject.org/issues/racial-disparity/
            http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-quigley/fourteen-examples-of-raci_b_658947.html
            http://www.bjs.gov/index.cfm?ty=tp&tid=84
            https://www.ncjrs.gov/pdffiles1/Digitization/132789NCJRS.pdf

            If you are just a dumb cracker troll, stop wasting my time.

          • Jon Henderson

            ok I was hoping for you to have a thought of your own and wasn’t expecting you to just copy and paste websites, which I don’t believe you even read, the first one has some interesting material that I appreciate you making me aware of if you could pick anything out of that specifically we could discuss it, the second can be summarized that it is financial disparity to account for the problem if you cant pay for defense you lose if you cant pay bail your gonna have to sit in jail and wait and yes the majority of financial disparity is in black inner city communities, the 3rd is a ton of information that you are going to have to formulate a thought of why you sent that to me, and the fourth is stats from 1950-1970 a little out dated and I am aware those where not the best times for black people but our president was forged in that fire

          • Brendan_M

            You claimed that data supported your claim that systemic racism isn’t a problem anymore and responded to my demand for you to provide said data by demanding I provide data of my own instead of providing the supposed stats that back your nonsense. After that bullshit, I link to several sources instead of dismissing you as a troll, which would have been more than justified. Now, still without backing up your bullshit, you criticize me not summarizing the statistics and pulling out a few examples.

            Fuck you. I’m not going to hold your hand through this whole thing. President Obama himself has recited all the stats that demonstrate the iniquity in our criminal justice system on several occasions; just Google that, you lazy, hypocritical, cowardly jackass.

            And explaining disparate sentences away with an economic argument doesn’t work when there are many, many poor whites than blacks, and considering disparate punishments for blacks starts with disciplinary actions in elementary and middle schools.
            https://www.splcenter.org/news/2015/09/04/report-highlights-racial-disparities-school-discipline-%E2%80%93-once-again

            I don’t do academic research or data collection in this field, so I don’t know what the fuck original ideas is supposed to mean in this context. Neither do you, I suspect.

          • Jon Henderson

            you never asked for data I did, you putting up links doesn’t show your comprehension of anything its not holding my hand its showing that you comprehend something, the average wealth of white families $500, 000 more than black families, your next link is about black kids not following rules, but it your worried about there education 42% of black students also carry student loan debt about twice as much as white students

          • Brendan_M

            A liar and a racist?

            “Try looking at statistical data instead of just repeating a catch phrase data is not racist it’s just reality”

            You made the claim that statistics supported your ignorant argument that racism is over and black people are just whiners and refused, and continue to refuse, to back it up, despite multiple entreaties and a met demand that I provide data.

            Eat shit, you dumb, racist, lying cracker. I’m done humoring you, fucking troll. Get the fuck off this website.

          • Jon Henderson

            I was hoping to get an understanding of why you feel the way you do by giving me some sort of information to go by instead of just another hateful bigoted response

          • Brendan_M

            Why I dislike racists like you? Why I think systemic racism in the criminal justice system is bad? Why I think law enforcement’s impunity when it comes to murdering unarmed black men and children is a moral outrage? Why I think someone asking what’s the difference between joking about a dominant majority group and demeaning a marginalized minority group deserves mockery rather than a serious response?

            You have to be more specific, Trumpkin.

          • Jon Henderson

            I am n

          • Jon Henderson

            you are the only one making racist comments towards me??? generalized catch phrase, yes the videos we see on tv are a horrible disgusting acts of murder that should not be tolerated at all but statistically it happens twice as much to white men than black men, and if something is wrong it is wrong you being racist towards me is not ok because I’m white, and trump is a joke that has no chance of winning, one of the biggest problems in this country is people of differing opinions not having decent exchanges of ideas

          • Brendan_M

            I am not calling you a cracker because you’re white, I’m calling you a cracker because you’re an out-of-touch white jerk who makes excuses for institutional racism. Besides, as a white person, I’m allowed to use that word.

            And more whites total being shot by police means very little when one considers African Americans are 12% of the population compared to 78% white. In that context, 54% of police shooting victims being white compared to 28% actually counters your bullshit argument.

          • watcherofolde
          • Brendan_M

            Regardless of your age, you are a weirdo creep who searches a months-old article’s comments section to argue that blatant racists aren’t really racist by citing a notoriously dishonest and discredited scumbag like David Horowitz writing on a website founded by racist idiot trash Erick Erickson.

            What the fuck is wrong with you? Did you finally get bored sending Nazi imagery to Jewish journalists?

          • Jon Henderson

            you must have been a bush supporter as well, someone didn’t agree with bush’s policy well then you obviously hate merica and forgot about 9/11

          • Brendan_M

            No, I am not Rudy Giuliani.

    • Stulexington

      Cause racism comes with a side order of oppression.

      • Jon Henderson

        What is racist and who is being oppressed and how?

    • Oh dear, I hear whining….

    • jmhm

      It’s kind of hard for me to picture anything ‘black people’ could possibly say about the ‘heritage’-loving white people segment of society worse than what they’re saying about themselves by supporting Donald Trump.

      • Jon Henderson

        You are incorrect in your um

        • jmhm

          Nah. I’m not.

    • MattyPants

      Because black people haven’t been operating a systemically racist hegemony that enslaved white people and forcibly transported them, removing all semblance of an original culture and heritage, for several hundred years before a literal war had to be waged in order to stop it. And after that war, black people didn’t continue to allow institutional racism against white people because they held complete political control and found it more convenient to ignore the plight of a minority white group to assuage a racist political opposition.

      Is it really that difficult to understand??

      Plus, minorities can make comedic potshots at the majority as a way of coping and exposing inequality while a majority mocking a minority is pure animus.

      • Jon Henderson

        yes it is difficult to understand because it no longer exists I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but the president is black
        jokes are jokes banning one side from saying something that the other side can say is oppression how do you not understand that 2 wrongs don’t equal a right
        someone in here called me a cracker haha which is hilarious to me but I don’t have an asinine belief that white people own that word and are the only ones that can use it

        • MattyPants

          Centuries of oppression don’t simply disappear because of one elected official’s presence. The point I’m trying to make is that there is a long history of oppression that has ultimately lead to where we are today. Regan used “welfare queens” as a racial dog whistle for white voters despite the actual welfare statistics (which, both then and now, is used most by white people). We perpetuate these racially based stereotypes, like when modern politicians want to use mandatory drug tests on welfare recipients. When one state did, they found such a low percentage of recipients using drugs and spent such a high amount of money on the tests that it was eliminated the following year. But the stereotype that African Americans are on welfare and drugs persists despite factual evidence to the contrary.

          As for the cracker retort, it doesn’t mean as much for a white person to be referred to by a racial slur because white people have held political power almost exclusively throughout America’s history. The word “cracker” has never carried the same amount of pain/history/hate as the n-word. They are an uneven comparoson, just like comparing the political power of African Americans to Anglo Americans is an uneven comparison.

          As for making jokes, you can still make any joke you’d like. It isn’t and shouldn’t be illegal, but you likewise shouldn’t be shocked if other people respond in an offended manner. Just as others cannot stop you from making any statement you’d like, you cannot control what reaction your statement may cause in someone else. And nowadays more people are reacting towards racial jokes negatively. We are also becoming a more racially integrated society, so we can share or at least understand the history of other groups we are not a member of and attempt to be respectful of that history. But by no means is it a requirement.

          • Jon Henderson

            racism is racism being racist towards white people is also not ok and there is no excuse for it, milo who this article was about was stopped from making comments not even his comments as much as perceived associates of his. as far as history goes all ethnicities have been oppressed I’m Slavic which is where the word slave is derived from I do not need an eternal pity party because of it, if I was black I would be glad that I was still not in arica yes it took hundreds of years of shit but not only are you here but your running the country

          • watcherofolde

            Don’t bother Jon, they are happily floating in the kool aid vat, and logic is a racist , too.

      • withershadow

        Hmm, slave trade was started (and continues to this day) by the Arabs and African natives were (and continue to be to this day) complicit in the slave trade.

  • Joy

    Milo has a black heart. He can’t be racist!

  • G.E. Maynor

    Careful, your tolerance is showing…

  • Next you’ll be tellingme there are homophobes who get it on with men. I mean as if!

  • Bill Slider

    A business suit is not the proper attire for Steve Cortes. He would be a natural in a dress.

  • Geez, now even the “Some of my best friends are Black” role are being taken by white dudes.

  • Jo Mathie

    Are you sure he’s not related to Draco Malfoy?

    • DT

      There’s a reason Draco in Leather Pants is a saying.

      • jmhm

        Oh ew. Let’s leave Cassandra Claire out of this.

        Although, you have to ask yourself, what would MsScribe do?

  • RugzYaBurnt

    snark off/ White racist gay men are a cancer on the culture. All of that “dinge queen” shit is so unbelievably poisonous, and the effects percolate into every aspect of gay culture and spaces where black men are sent explicit messages that they will be tolerated as fetishes, but not respected as human beings.
    snark back on/ Which is why I believe that we gheyz should hold annual Wicker Man-style purgings of racist ‘mos from our ranks! Milo would look great in a helmet full of bees!

  • How utterly ridiculous those idiots are. All of them. *eyeroll*

  • diogenez

    That bottle-blond looks like a cheap whore.

    • SDGeoff

      Perhaps he will go with blue hair in solidarity with the swimmer whose name will not be mentioned.
      Because I don’t remember his name.

      • diogenez

        Well, I’m almost embarrassed to say that I would do him.

        Embarrassed, because he’s clearly such a terrible human, but he’s also kind of my type – I’ve got a thing for blond twinks.

        • SDGeoff

          I will not even admit a few I would like to have naughty time with.

  • SDGeoff

    There are a few who think Milo is a straight posing as a gay. Please look at his photo again.

  • uniquename72

    A lot of American slave owners enjoyed raping black women. Does that mean they weren’t racist?

    • azeyote

      some people fucked sheep – but loved lamb chops – does that mean anything?

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Steve doesn’t seem to understand that it’s not what goes in Milo’s butt that makes him racist, it’s what comes out of his mouth.

  • RJ

    Fuck all of you gay pussy wimps that are too afraid to confront the GENOCIDE being waged against gay ppl by Islam, but somehow find the balls to go after another gay man. I guess Milo won’t CHOP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF, so he’s an easy mark… Poser wanna be gay rights activists like you should sit up and pay attention to Milo.

    Go get your penis chopped off because there’s “no such thing as men & women”. Milo IS the gay rights movement. The left is feeding you to gayborhood bashing Muslim animals that make Mormons look like a Harvey Milk fan club and you’re LAUGHING…. LOL go back to sleep.

    “We can’t be homophobic, because we experience Islamophobia”… You are SUPPOSED to think that’s ridic – get it yet??

    • MattyPants

      Milo is a self-hating, pathetic excuse for a gay man who only supports candidates who outspokenly aim to remove equal rights from LGBT people.

      Wtf are you on about? We’re seriously back to “creeping sharia”? Have you been in a coma for the past 3 years???

  • diogenez
  • WampusKat

    “How Can Breitbart Be Racist, When That Milo Dude Is Gayer Than Christmas? ANSWER THAT, LIBERALS”

    Okay. It’s the right-wing Libertarian ideology, “stupid”:

    Dave Futrelle, Nazi Hunter (LOL) “Twitterbanned gay Jew Milo Yiannopoulos still having trouble winning over Internet Nazi”
    http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2016/07/21/twitterbanned-gay-jew-milo-yiannopoulos-still-having-trouble-winning-over-internet-nazis/

    We might also ask why gay Libertarian Peter Thiel funds “kill the gays” Ted Cruz: https://www.texastribune.org/2012/07/03/ted-cruzs-gay-billionaire-donor-draws-criticism/

    While we’re at it, we could ask Libertarian gay personage Glenn Greenwald why he’s spent an entire career promoting white supremacist gay hating teabaggers for public office (there are more than one, but let’s start with Greenwald’s BFF, Christofascist Ron “White Power” Paul: (Dave Niewert here is a contributer to the respected civil rights org Southern Poverty Law Center:)
    http://dneiwert.blogspot.com/2007/11/dark-side-of-paul-phenomenon.html

    Yes Ron Paul is a Christofascist: (Progressive Political Research Associates) ont he gay marriage nullifcation bandwagon: http://www.politicalresearch.org/2015/02/22/roy-moore-ron-paul-the-politics-of-secession-nullification-and-marriage-equality/#sthash.lvpAYLaG.dpbs

    Oh but it gets worse (part 2 of the PRA series on Paul’s Neo-Confederate, theocratic views: http://www.politicalresearch.org/2013/11/22/nullification-neo-confederates-and-the-revenge-of-the-old-right/#sthash.sJ3rONW7.dpbs

    Here’s Greenwald over at Paul’s Koch funded “Young Americans for Liberty”:
    http://www.yaliberty.org/posts/yalcon14-videos-ron-paul-glenn-greenwald-rand-paul

    Institute for Research and Education on Human Rights: Ron Paul and the Cliven Bundy Klan: http://www.irehr.org/2014/04/17/bundy-standoff/

    Oh, and the Jews aren’t off limits either (see Dave Niewert again – circa 2007 and Right Wing Watch in 2016 – Ron Paul starring in Jew hating militia “documentary”:
    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/ron-paul-stars-oath-keepers-militia-film-anti-semitic-filmmaker

    I hope that answers your question (or shall I say, Brietbart’s questions). This would be why it is wise for liberals to get themselves away from Libertarians.

    • hillarysleftone

      I’m not saying he’s not a horrible person, because he is, nor that he makes any sense, because he doesn’t, but “I’ve had more black dick than the entire Kardashian family,” is one of the great lines in modern political commentary, in my opinion.

      • WampusKat

        You’re a dumbass.

    • Shelleta Jean

      I wish I could upvote this one hundred times.

  • Nittacci
  • watcherofolde

    Really, SPLC?
    ”The SPLC claims that the number of “hate groups” in America increased by a staggering 66% from 2000 to 2010. Yet this is only as a result of their own expanding definition of what constitutes a “hate group.” Actual hate crimes, as measured by the FBI, fell nearly 25% between 1996 and 2009.

    The SPLC’s Mark Potok has publicly confessed that there is “an element of hypocrisy” in the SPLC attacking conservative groups while remaining silent about liberal groups that use “exactly the same kind of tactics.”[

    A liberal writer in The Humanist said, “The SPLC campaigns for laws that will effectively deny free speech and freedom of association to certain groups of Americans on the basis of their beliefs. . . . [T]hen, with no discernible irony, it goes on to justify its Big Brother methods in the name of tolerance.”[
    [This section © Family Research Council, The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) and Its So-called Hate Groups, (http://downloads.frc.org/EF/EF12I53.pdf, retrieved September 13, 2015, used with permission.)]

    According to a series of articles published in the Montgomery Advertiser in 1994, the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was originally founded to combat racial discrimination. However, since that time, the SPLC has experienced what one Vanderbilt University professor called “mission creep.”

  • Mark Rosen

    How could Milo Yiannopoulos be racist if he is Gay ? I wasn’t aware that GAY was a race. DERP

  • Jianju

    Wait, so if Bannon is such a racist, there has GOT to be more inflammatory footage than him talking about how the food stamp program is a failure. Seriously? THAT is the incriminating clip? Give me something more in order to convince me he’s a racist.

  • Umschaltspiel KOP

    Not a Racist?? This faggot is a classic example of a rank racist. A person who focus his obsession to “body part” of of other people. So for black men, it about their dicks that this she-boy can relate to – through his bugger hole that is. For jews, it’s probably their nose; for Asians, their eyes. Let we all be reminded that the only Guinness Book record this faggot breaks is the number of black dicks a racist she-boy impaled himself with.

  • treeloc

    Milo isn’t gay. He says he is gay to make his manic manic hate speech seem somewhat “ok” because a supposedly gay person is the one vomiting the rhetoric. I know several people who work with Milo’s publicist and know for a fact he has a long-time live-in girlfriend.

    • Peggy

      Your blinder than a bat! Milo is walking, talking gay male prostitute, that likes to be noticed. Typical gays like Milo will do and say anything to get attention. He craves it, especially from wealthy males. The kid is totally disgusting.

      • doktorzoom

        Once again, please review the rules. There’s nothing wrong with being gay; what’s wrong with Milo Yiannopoulos is that he’s a fascist, racist, and misogynist who is also remarkably tolerant of child molestation. Also, he is in no way typical of gays.

        You know who is pretty typical of gay folks? Evan Hurst, the author of this article. His gay agenda includes getting to work on time, writing incredibly funny stuff, and fighting with the electric company over the power outages in his area that are really playing hell with his workday.

        — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

    • withershadow

      She’s just a live-in “assistant”. Wink wink nudge nudge.

    • Makabit

      I don’t believe this. But man, I would like to, because it would be funny as hell.

  • Anon Ymous

    Can’t wait to hear the chorus of people supporting him now. Hate speech of all kinds is OK but NOT pedophilia. Whatever.

  • Peggy

    Milo is a disgusting male that wants to be a girl. Most likely Bannon’s butt boy and he loans him out to Trump and Gialanni.

    • doktorzoom

      Hi, just a quick note that Wonkette is a gay and trans-friendly place. The author of this article is gay. Calling someone gay or trans shouldn’t be used as an insult here. If you can’t accept that, you are welcome to go elsewhere.

      Please review or commenting rules.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

  • withershadow

    Milo is a mixed bag. He has some lines of argument that are valid, but are often cheaper parroted versions of smarter guys like McInnis. Other stuff is provocation and self-admitted trolling. I am not even sure he’s really gay since he has never been pictured with any of this supposed black dong brigade he hosts in his bedroom. It always felt very convenient and his mannerisms have gotten more effeminate and forced over the years, that I’ve always half thought he just adopts that persona to deflect criticism.

  • doktorzoom

    And now that we’ve had homophobic trolls show up, the thread is closed.

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