False alarm, everyone! All of the intertubes were appalled last week when Donald Trump announced that the latest way he’s making his campaign fail is by bringing on Dead Breitbart Dot XXX chairman Steve Bannon as the CEO of his campaign. But Breitbart, especially under Steve Bannon, is insanely racist and misogynistic and homophobic and white supremacist and Donald Trump would never want to be associated with those things, would he? (Of course he would!)
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Here’s how it went down:
REID: The Southern Poverty Law Center has described the Trump campaign bringing Breitbart’s Stephen Bannon in as cozying up to the alt-right. And the explainer that Breitbart themselves put up to explain who they are was written by a guy named Milo Yiannopoulos, who who is known as being really sort of a guru to the alt-right — he’s one of the people that hounded a comedian from “Saturday Night Live” off the internet with racist invective. […]
They are white nationalists. Does that make you uncomfortable to be in the same camp with them?
CORTES: Well, I would say they are nationalists. I wouldn’t say they are white nationalists. And Milo, by the way, who you cite, who is certainly the most known member of the alt-right, he’s very provocative. He also happens to be incredibly gay! And very, very public about it.
REID: Does that mean he can’t be a white nationalist? You say he can’t be gay and a white nationalist? Because you can …
CORTES: No, but it argues against the idea that it’s an inherently sort of racist, retrograde white Christian …
REID: What does being gay have to do with it? You can be gay and racist.
Um, yeah, a lot of gay guys are really racist, actually. And a lot of them aren’t! Straight ladies like dick too! Are they all racist? Or not racist? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY SAYING?
HMMMM. But is Milo racist? He is pretty sure he can’t be racist, because he only dates black guys. He’s tweeted about his love for “black dick”! (No linky because he’s not allowed on Twitter hahahaha.) Here is a video of Milo saying sex words about black ding-dongs in his fanny:
Another time, Milo said a bunch of things on Reddit about a white lady whom he seems to suggest only supports Black Lives Matter because she is into black dudes. It was very racist:
Does she have a blackcent? Is this all a ruse to pick up dark-skinned men, now she’s grown too gigantic to get a white date? Perhaps I’ll write to her in prison. (For some tips, you understand.)
God, he’s charming. Rise News emailed Milo to ask about those comments, and whether they were racist, and he said the thing about how black guys fuck his bottom a lot, again:
“Racist? Me? I’ve had more black dick in me than the entire Kardashian family,” Yiannopoulos wrote. “Yes, that’s on the record.”
So, does the amount of black penis Milo sits and spins on actually mean he is a reverse racist, against whites? MAYBE! Milo has looked at himself in the mirror many times and asked himself, “Does this black dick in my butt make me look racist?” and the answer he tells himself is that it makes him look like a non-racist person who gets to say and do whatever racism he wants, because look what’s in his butt!
Of course, this is all horseshit. Breitbart Dot Org, Milo, and the entire “alt-right” are all super-racist. We already mentioned the racism he directed in Leslie Jones’s direction. You can also read the giant splainer Milo co-authored at Breitbart about what the “alt-right” really is. (SPOILER: It is racist, but they are pretty sure they are cooler and smarter than regular old skinheads.)
What’s funny is that Trump surrogate Steve Cortes probably doesn’t even know about Milo’s affinity for black men, but simply thinks being gay means you’re not racist. That is very stupid, and Steve Cortes probably should not talk anymore, the end.