Morning, Wonkers! Here's some of the stories yr Wonkette may be talking about today.
Donald Trump doesn't want to do anything, so he's making the GOP do all his preznit stuff because he can!
Trump might not have money, but he's certainly flush with debt. Like A LOT of debt.
A federal judge in Fort Worth, Texas, does NOT like Obama's transgender potty policy that says trans kids don't need to pee in the bushes.
Donald Trump loves all the black people because they have nothing left to lose after centuries of dehumanizing bullshit by people like Donald Trump.
Jesus Christ, Michele Bachmann is advising Trump on foreign policy.
Calm yourselves! Trump's wall is all about Biblical prophecy, NOT dirty Messicans.
If you live in Texas and you have a baby you're more likely to die because it's Texas.
People in Baton Rouge are not very happy Donald Trump came to Louisiana to deliver a box of Play-Doh.
A federal judge is asking nice and polite for someone, ANYONE, to bring charges against bugfuck racist Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
Hey look everyone! Illinois Senator Mark Kirk is actually trying to do something in Congress! Like call President Barack Obama a drug dealer.
Trump seems mad that MSNBC's Morning Joe crew don't blow him as much as Joe Scarborough so he's going to maybe truth-splain someday.
And here's some quick Nice Time for you!
the rage is really not that prevalent. if it were, you'd see more than 25% of the state voting in midterms. it's just the gerrymandering that makes things look that bad.
Cold, too.