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It’s sad to watch an old friend slip into dementia and begin to babble nonsense endlessly before withering away. You can try to reach out to them with an open hand, but you’ll just be rejected as they fall further down the hole of senility. Of course you could also sell out and become the mouthpiece for conspiracy theorists and repressive regimes without putting forth much in the way of effort. We’re inclined to believe that Julian Assange has opted for the latter.

Still struggling to maintain relevancy in a bustling media landscape that finds legitimate news stories slightly more appealing, Wikileaks is attempting to hop on the Trump Train, the Gary Johnson Short Bus, and the Jill Stein Fail Boat by introducing more garbage to the Internet trash pile. Wikileaks head Julian Assange’s latest endeavour at scorching the Earth is the murder of Seth Rich, a DNC staffer who was murdered in what Washington D.C. police are calling a failed robbery.

Rich was walking home around 4 a.m. on July 10 when, according to the DC Metropolitan Police Department, he was attacked. He was on the phone with his girlfriend, according to his father, who says Rich had heard a noise, but was almost home. Rich’s murder is currently still under investigation by the MPD, but that hasn’t stopped the circus from barreling in to start drumming up bullshit.

Since he worked for the DNC’s voter outreach initiatives, people jumped all over the idea that Killary Klinton hit squads had struck again. One of the most widely circulated pieces alleges that Rich had uncovered some secret smoking gun that proves Hillary Clinton’s email traveled back in time to kill Vince Foster and sabotage Bernie Sanders, and that Rich had tried to blow a whistle. Instead of being met by the FBI at 4 a.m. on a Saturday in his own neighborhood (as, per the theory, he had thought he was doing), he was attacked by a hit team which escalated into a running gun battle with semi-automatic weapons fire.

The conspiracy crazies point to local news reports that state Rich’s body was found with his phone, watch, wallet, cash and credit cards, and had bruises to his hands, knees, and face. Clearly this means Seth Rich had fought the law, and the law won.

Except that Rich was still breathing when MPD arrived on the scene, and a neighbor reported he only heard two gun shots fired. Also, Rich was involved with voter expansion, which is a fancy way of saying he helped people find their polling place. At 27, Rich had only been working for the DNC since 2014, making it unlikely he’d even have access to any high-level information that would document some kind of nefarious plot to install Hillary Clinton as empress of the Earth.

Add in the fact that the neighborhood where Rich lived has reported a spike in robberies and burglaries, in which robberies involving a gun are up 12 percent from last year, from 113 to 126 in the overall area.

DC Robberies w Gun
MPD Map of Robberies involving a gun in a 1000ft area of 2100 block of Flagler Place.
DC PD Flagger Crime
MPD Stats of crimes in the 2100 block of Flagler Pl.

But since data and statistics can be faked, and the police are probably all in on the whole conspiracy, Assange has taken to the last free speech alternative in Western society to offer a bounty for information that shows the conspiracy cahoots (because it TOTALLY exists)!

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While he waits for someone else to his dirty work, Assange has been blathering to any media outlet that will touch him. He was recently on a Dutch teevee news show fussing about all these other emails that prove Hillary Benghazi’d Benghazi and that he has an October Surprise in his pants. Oddly, this super special surprise has created an alliance between Assange and Roger Stone, who recently stated he had been in contact with Assange about documents pertaining to the Clinton Foundation.

Now disregard logic for a second and assume that D.C. didn’t have gunfire locators, and that NOBODY saw a Michael Bay movie unfolding down a residential street just a few blocks from Howard University, two Metro stations, and a hospital. Forget about the fact that Clinton murder mystery science theater has been a debunked trope for 30 years, Assange has expressed his distaste of Clinton, that unsurprising revelation that Donald Trump gives him a gross ghost boner, and that Assange is being spoon-fed bullshit from Russia. What matters here are the facts.

[ Buzzfeed News / Snopes / Slate / NBC 4 ]

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  • Señor Skwerl

    Oh please, no October Surprise. You will just embarrass yourself. Killary did not commit the Simpson murders.

    • Oneofthebobs

      Is Bart OK?

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        Bart’s OK. Sideshow Bob stepped on a rake.

        • ahughes798

          Sideshow Bob then retired to a farm with 2 acres.

  • Vienna Woods

    I never did like that guy. Nice to have something to back it up with now.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      He’s kinda rapey, too.

  • Michael Smith

    Didn’t conservatives used to hate Wikileaks, like Edward Snowden, because of danger to the troops and stuff?

  • Michael Smith

    We are really taking the whole “women with power are manipulative and evil and will murder anyone who gets in their way” trope and running with it on this election. The Ancient Romans would be proud.

    • WomanInAMood

      Well Assange clearly has issues with us lady folks.

      • Beaumarchais?

        As does Trump, as does Putin. Huh.

        • WomanInAMood

          What. A. Strange. Coincidence.

  • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

    The raging stew of arrogance, egotism and self-righteousness that is Assange’s psyche was always a little bit too much for me.

  • Indiepalin

    Assange isn’t accusing anyone. He is just raising awareness (money)

  • Oneofthebobs

    So much more not to like about Julian Assange, besides his arrogant attitude and stupid haircut.

    • Callyson

      stupid haircut

      So that’s why he is helping The Donald–they have that much in common. Good to know!

  • cousin itt

    Who suggested Snowden take refuge in Russia? Assange. Who hacked DNC servers? Russia. Who expresses their mutual respect for their bigliness? Putin and Trump. Who is flinging monkey ass poo at Clinton? Assange. Who put his rep on the line about Obama’s citizenship? Trump. Who gets multi-million dollar loans from Russian banks? Trump

    It takes a vast, right-wing conspiracy to make a global village.

    Be seeing you.

  • SadDemInTex

    FFS, why is he such a douche?

    • Blank Ron

      Some people are born douchey, some achieve douchiness, others have douchiness thrust upon them.

      • WomanInAMood

        Please never use the phrase “have douchiness thrust upon them” again. Yurgh.

        • Shan the Libtart

          Seconded!

  • Also, Hillary’s emails killed the radio star.

    • limberrat

      Hillary killed MTV! When did they switch from being primarily music to being a bunch of reality shows? Thats right, during the Clinton administration! Hillary is clearly behind it! MTVGHAZIGATE!!!!

  • limberrat

    And what happens when they find the ACTUAL killer? Will Assange pay up or claim his assets are all frozen by the big bad Americans?

    • herefornow

      It’s going to be hard to find the actual killer because nothing was taken from young Mr. Rich except for his life.

  • mackafritz

    I never understood why this asshole was thought to be some kind of hero. He’s hiding in an embassy for a reason.

    • TJ Barke

      “I never understood why this asshole was thought to be some kind of hero”
      Because uncovering government malfeasance is supposed to be a good thing. But that’s not really what he’s doing anymore.

      • herefornow

        Don’t be so sure.

        • TJ Barke

          You’re right, let’s all be entirely ignorant of our government’s actions and motivations.

          • herefornow

            He may still be uncovering government malfeasance.
            Some just don’t like that it appears to be abundant in both the left and the right.

          • TJ Barke

            Hillary’s not even on the left, she’s a centrist.

          • herefornow

            It’s hard to tell where she’s coming from on any given day.

          • TJ Barke

            No, it really isn’t.

          • herefornow

            Oh, but it is, even if you’ve been keeping track.

          • TJ Barke

            No, it isn’t. Pretty standard centrist neo-liberal positions she’s basically always had. At best token attempts at reform of wall street that will go nowhere that can be blamed on opposition, lip service for things like universal higher education and healthcare that will also go nowhere that can also be blamed on opposition, expansion of “free trade” in spite of its disastrous consequences for labor, lip service for expansion of renewable energy that would likely happen anyway as long as it isn’t too severely hindered by opposition. It’ll be pretty standard maintenance of the status quo.

          • herefornow

            So are you supporting one of the two evils or hoping they’ll self-destruct and clear the path for saner choices?

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    I like how Wikileaks logo looks like a globe taking a shit….it’s a nice metaphor.

  • Spotts1701

    The conspiracy crazies point to local news reports that state Rich’s body was found with his phone, watch, wallet, cash and credit cards

    Because robbers never panic when they shoot someone and take off without the goods? Because it’s totes a good idea to roll the guy you just shot and hope you can strip him clean before the cops show up and find you with a smoking gun, a guy with a bullet in him, and all the guy’s stuff in your pockets?

    • beavertank

      “No seriously officer, I was just giving him CPR after he shot himself with my gun.”

    • This is basically Batman’s origin story.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        as told over and over in every damn DC movie

      • Lambsendbeds

        One measly up vote is not enough for the laugh I got from your comment!

      • Blank Ron

        ‘That’s right officer, it was… umm, Joe Chill. Yeah, Joe Chill.’

  • beavertank

    Huh… it’s almost like DC is a bit of a dangerous place and someone who would otherwise just be another unfortunate crime statistic has gotten significantly more reporting and conspiracy theorizing because of his job… weird.

    • herefornow

      How many times was the guy shot in the back?

  • Mpeg

    Oh the suspense is killing me. Murdering me, in fact. Avenge my death too plz, Julian, and pay $20 Reward to whoever can link it to Killery shut your impudent, unabashed yap.

  • cousin itt

    That’s a lot of criminal activity for a 1000ft diameter area not located in Iraq. Also, what’s up with all the little penises on the map? I’m guessing those represent armed robbery?

    • Major_Major_Major

      The little penises are for a new republican grindr-findr app.

      • cousin itt

        “Wait, are you, what are you doing?”

        “This is a stick-up.”

        “My, I’ll say, big boy.”

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      Those are Republican hotspots for no-strings-attached buttsechs….

    • Painter of Goats

      They mark the locations of Trump’s Mexican rapists.

      • Hairstrike Alpha

        That would be too many to count…in Trump world THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!!!! AT ALL TIMES, LOOKING FOR WHITE WOMEN, BLONDE PRETTY ONES LIKE KATIE STEINLE!!!!11!!!

    • TheGrandWaz00

      The little penises represent short arm robbery.

    • hillarysleftone

      Bloomingdale. Trendy/gentrifying. Boundary Stone, Red Hen, that coffee shop (Big Bear I think?)

      In the District, this is a pretty safe neighborhood! I would say, you would be alert and watchful, but certainly not afraid, walking it at night.

      Been awhile since I used to haunt that part of dc. Was relatively, though not really, cheap back then (say 2009-ish) Was trying to put a brewpub in the building that Red Hen is doing so well in, good thing (for everybody–the landlord, the neighborhood, the dining public, me) i couldn’t get the cash together. Because i would have fucked it up.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Assange is misogynist fuck drunk on ego, power and manipulation. No wonder he likes Trump…culo y camisa. When a well-intended but self-righteous asshole like Glenn Greenwald calls you out, you’ve probably gone over the edge.

    • jmhm

      I was a great admirer of Glenn’s back in the day, but the universe rarely gives backsies.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        I wish I liked Greenwald more than I do. His virulent sanctimony is….bothersome.

        • jmhm

          It was far more compelling when there wasn’t anyone noisome he’d decided was an acceptable alternative to the people he was fighting. And started hanging out with Rand Paul, who he apparently believes is more on the side of his marriage than Obama is.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Rand Paul? Really?? Now I don’t feel so bad about disliking him.

    • hillarysleftone

      so the idiom/slang phrase, which appears to me to translate (literally) to “ass and shirt”?

      what does it mean? I like it and want to use it. But not incorrectly…

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        You got it; ass and shirt. I learned that from my bestie from college who’s spent most of his life since in Italy and Mexico. It’s like “peas in a pod” here, but in a pejorative way; two similar knuckleheads. I stole it immediately after hearing it the first time.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Oh FFS, if you go to #Trumptrain the translucent toilet snake is now ‘hinting’ that Seth Rich was his source for the emails which we all know is bullshit because #Putindidit. Lying rapist fuckwhistle….

  • Ah, so it was Omar Mateen’s dad who killed Rich, thus earning his special place at Clinton’s recent rally. It all makes sense now!!!!

  • boyblue122

    Wikileaks officially jumped the shark when it employed the Trump hashtag #Manypeoplearesaying and started holding personal grudges

    Oh well…so much for what was once a good source of news

  • anwisok

    Talk about a buried lede! Eventually, in the next to last para, Dominic gets to the important part: “all these other emails that prove Hillary Benghazi’d Benghazi.” Finally, we’ll get to the truth!!!1!

  • chascates

    Quit fucking around with this nonsense and get on with releasing all of Trump’s tax returns!

  • Lefty Frizzell

    I heard Assange being interviewed about this, and what he said was, essentially:
    He wasn’t prepared to say that Rich was a source
    He wasn’t prepared to say that he was murdered by Hillary
    He would just like to say that, apropos of nothing in particular, his sources are often at risk

    Judging by his blatant and somewhat childishly thuggish “we know where you live” type attempts to threaten both Bill Maher and Ed Snowden while on the Maher show, I’d say the most likely person in this story to engage in that type of behavior is Assange himself.

    • dshwa

      It’s always projection when his level of douchebag/asshole or right wing trolls are involved.

  • Wild Cat

    The little twerp should get out more.

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      The Assange goes in, the Assange doesn’t go out. How does it work? One of my female friends has a serious girl boner for him, and suggests any man who doesn’t like this cosmopolitan sperm doner is just jelly. Le sigh.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Yes wingnuts, because no one gets murdered in DC. There is no such thing as random gun violence in the city, either. Sad that they’re taking a 27 year old’s murder and trying to turn it into yet another Hillary Clinton conspiracy. Go fuck yourselves, all of you…especially you, Julian Assange. Maybe there aren’t any good rape targets at the embassy?

    • beatbort

      Exactly. When I lived in DC, there were nearly 500 murders a year. Much of it had to do with a crack epidemic, but I don’t imagine too much has changed for the “underclass” in that over-gentrifying city.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Rape targets at the embassy…I guess even Assange got tired of fucking guinea pigs, especially after the embassy chef laid into him about staying away from the entrees.

  • TheGrandWaz00

    Even if the person who committed the murder came forward with a video of the crime and two friends who witnessed it swearing he did it, it would still be Hillary Clinton’s fault in wing nut world.

  • Callyson

    Instead of being met by the FBI at 4 a.m. on a Saturday in his own neighborhood (as, per the theory, he had thought he was doing)

    Sure, because it’s totally credible that the FBI would meet him in the middle of the night!!!

    • AntiDerpomeme

      It’s when they do their best work. It’s also the witching hour, when their werewolf contacts are most available for information exchange.

  • worstcultever

    Meh. Another useless, vain grandstander. To think I sort of admired WL back in the Chelsea Manning days.

    “Every hero becomes a bore at last.” – Emerson

    • Spotts1701

      “You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

  • Callyson

    $20.000? That’s it? Clearly even Wikileaks knows they’ve got nothing FFS…

  • Daisy

    *eye rolling*

  • calliecallie

    I hope the robber turns himself in to Assange to claim the $20k reward.
    I’m sorry that young man’s dead, though. The world sucks.

  • Callyson

    “I am suggesting that our sources take risks and they become concerned to see things occurring like that,” Assange added, when asked what he was alleging.
    “We don’t comment on who our sources are.”

    Asked by interviewer Eelco Bosch van Rosenthal why he would speculate about someone being shot, Assange said it showed “our sources face serious risks.”

    “We have to understand how high the stakes are in the US, and that our sources face serious risks. That’s why they come to us, so we can protect their anonymity,” he said.

    Why, that’s totally incontrovertible evidence!

    http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3856/7698/original.gif?w=600&h

  • Redgyal

    Is it pronounced ah-sanje or ass-hang?

    • Callyson

      That gives me an idea. From now on I will call him Julian Ass-anger.

  • Ed Itable

    Let’s hope Hils had the good sense to be wearing the DWS clown ‘fro when she pulled the trigger.

  • Berkeleybear94

    The funny detail that to me makes it clear this is all bullshit pot stirring by Assange is DC already put out a 25K reward offer with no luck. So Assange is basically underbidding and likely has no intention of paying up no matter what.

    • Blank Ron

      Taught that boy everything he knows.
      – Jim Hoft

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    I just want to take another moment to point out that Chelsea Manning is in a jail cell until the end of time while the translucent raping toilet snake Julian Assange is safely ensconced in an embassy avoiding the law for being a serial rapist. Just for the benefit of any wingnut who happens to bumble in to ‘make a funny’.

    • WomanInAMood

      WTF is the government of Ecuador thinking?

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        The horrors of the evil Swedish penal system….where he’d probably live a more comfortable life than most of us.

        • hendenburg2

          Probably not. US would request extradition from Sweden. Mostly, Europe only refuses if the death penalty is on the table

          • dshwa

            Well the death penalty isn’t on the table, and Sweden has said they’ve no intention of handing him over anyways. Assange is just milking this to sell himself as a persecuted crusader against the big bad tyranny of the United States instead of the skeevey two bit perv he really is. If he was really worried abut the US descending into tyranny, the last person he’d be helping in the election is Trump.

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        Hey, have YOU ever had to deal with a Eurotrash infestation? You think they’re gone, but it turns out they just stepped out to buy more scarves.

      • AngryKatie

        They’ve said they think if they allow him to be extradited to Sweden, the Swedes will turn around and give him to us, and we might treat him less than well or even execute him.

        So Ecuador is saying the US can’t be trusted not to torture or disappear someone. Thanks Dick (Cheney). There was also obvious upside for Ecuador’s president and his supporters to successfully stare down the UK, Sweden, and indirectly the US.

        That said, all of this was back in 2012 when Assange was stil bravely exposing the truth about US shenanigans. Now that Assange is wrapped up with Putin and election rigging… at least one Ecuadoran official thinks it’s time to turn him over. And he loses his biggest supporter next year as the current president is term limited out.

        • WomanInAMood

          I am no supporter of the death penalty. But surely rape, which is awful, is not a capitol crime?

          • AngryKatie

            They think we’ll either execute him or vanish him him for the original wikileaks themselves. I seem to recall treason being thrown around a bit over that.

            The rape is what he’s wanted for in Sweden, and they’ve said they won’t hand him over to us, but Ecuador doesn’t believe them.

          • WomanInAMood

            Well, the Swedes are well known for their unethical, callous behavior.

    • Because of timing, I didn’t put in a blurb about how Assange sells out his sources, and abuses everyone around him for his own personal gain. Manning, Snowden, and if this were even remotely true (which it’s not), Rich.

  • Callyson

    A somber Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today says that a top American Democratic Party staffer preparing to testify against Hillary Clinton was assassinated this past Sunday during a secret meeting in Washington D.C. he believed he was having with Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) agents, but who turned out, instead, to be a “hit team”—and who, in turn, were captured yesterday after a running gun battle with US federal police forces just blocks from the White House.

    How much do you want to bet that this Kremlin report was written by our Russian deleted troll?

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Given the Russian state’s perpetual paranoia and tendency to assume every other government runs like theirs does, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if they actually do think this.

      Hell, when Alexander Haig made his “I’m in charge here” press conference the Soviets assumed that he was pulling a coup instead of just being a bossy dumbass.

      • Skadi

        Given that he was apparently contemplating a coup during the Nixon administration if Nixon went completely Gen. Ripper on them (he’d already told a bunch of military guys that if the President told them to start bombing a target, they were to ignore the order) I can see why they might think that…

        • jmhm

          I was in the student union office of my high school when that went out over the television, and a roomful of government nerds all said in unison “No, you’re not.”

          • Skadi

            A few years before his death they were asking famous people what they would want their epitaphs to be. His was:

            ALEXANDER HAIG
            He really was in charge.

            Sadly, they probably didn’t put it on his headstone.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            The current New Yorker has a cartoon with a headstone that reads: “I CAN’T BELIEVE I ATE ALL THAT KALE FOR NOTHING”

    • parkii

      That’s weird that he was “preparing to testify” when he was killed on July 10, since the FBI investigation was already over the week before. Was he maybe going on Judge Judy?

      • Gleem-McShinez

        Oh no! That guy was Larry Klayman’s star witness!!1

    • hendenburg2

      where did you find that one?

      • Callyson

        One of the links at the end of the post (I think it was the Snopes link.)

  • Hillary is really lucky that House Republicans blocked D.C.’s attempts at gun control legislation, or she might not have been able to shoot this guy!

  • Callyson

    Anyone with information on the shooting is asked to call police at 202-727-9099 or send a text message to 50411. A reward of as much as $25,000 is offered.

    The Washington PD is offering $5K more than Wikileaks is? Clearly they’re in on the conspiracy!!!

  • jmhm

    So, this is definitely an organization with a flair for details you want choosing your next president.

    What’s wrong with these hashtags?

    • parkii

      Yes please, Hill not Jill.

      • jmhm

        I’m just saying.

  • Joe Beese

    Yeah, well, it won’t be so darned funny when Killary feels threatened by you!

    • Mickey Donovan

      I’m waiting for her to take him out. But not to dinner. He seems like such a perfect target.

  • beatbort

    What is the point of Julian Assange?
    And how much longer will his hosts put up with his bullshit?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      As long as he is being persecuted and pursued by the tyrannical morals police of….Sweden.

      • boyblue122

        Getting charged with rape is tranny, obviously. Assange is the victim

      • Reddishrabbit

        For some reason I think Swedish prison would actually be nicer than being stuck in an embassy all day.

        • I Only Like Cats

          It might cure him of being a rapist. (That’s not snark, Nordic countries have remarkable judicial systems that I wish were the models for the rest of the world… I did a paper on Norway’s in high school.)

    • Beaumarchais?

      Many people are saying it would be a shame if somebody pulled the fire alarm in the Ecuadorean embassy, God forbid, that would be terrible.

      • WomanInAMood

        Of course you are just joking, and in no way would advocate that.

        • Beaumarchais?

          Of course not, I love the firefighters, don’t we all, so brave! Never want to waste their time, but aren’t they a little relieved when they get someplace and it wasn’t a fire, it’s just a prank? It must be like getting a purple heart for free is all I’m saying.

          • Paperless Tiger

            Meet them at the door or they will break it off.

          • ltmcdies

            hey …yah just have to pull the alarm ..

      • Dudleydidwrong

        For safety’s sake fire drills should be held regularly. Just sayin’.

    • ltmcdies

      I’m amazed they haven’t tossed his ass by know…any embarrassment value to … i don’t know..who is Ecuador trying to embarrass here…..is long past.

    • Essentially he is Ecuador’s middle finger to the USA

  • Gentle Robot

    It’s pretty cool that they want to pay $20,000 to solve his murder, but will they still pay out when they find it wasn’t Clinton?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Mitch McConnell, in the Capitol Rotunda, with a Cuisinart.

      • Suse

        Oh, fun – a new game!

  • Scooby

    Did anyone tell the Ecuadorians this guys helping Trump?

    • Beaumarchais?

      Mebbe the Google translator bogged down somewhere in Trumpese->English->Swedish->Spanish.

  • nightmoth

    A few years ago I was half-inclined to believe the rape story was made up to silence brave whistle-blower Assange, but now I’m all pasty-faced rapist says what? Stop whining, Julian, and go get drunk with Sarah Palin: your 15 minutes are up.

    • parkii

      I’m inclined to think that there might be something to those allegations, now that he’s made it crystal clear that he is an enormous asshole who is a pretty awful person.

    • Assanges story was was avoiding being sent to Sweden for questioning because he thought that Sweden would have him shipped to the USA.

      He claimed that he would be perfectly happy to answer questions, just not under oath in Sweden where he might be sent for trial afterwards or sanctioned for perjury.

      Yeah, Julian, we believe you …

  • Marceline

    Conservatives love to torment the parents of dead people for political gain.

    • Beaumarchais?

      Is it four this week alone? Hard to keep up.

  • RUN DUMBOCRATS RUN!!!

    • WomanInAMood

      Aren’t elephants the Republican animal?

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      And bring yer coattails!!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Straight to the White House ha ha ha!

    • ltmcdies

      your just one step above a twitter egg….

    • TJ Barke

      From what? Der Trumpenfuhrer?

    • AngryKatie

      This was a very weak effort.
      Should we be running towards something? From something? For something?
      Are you cheering us on?

    • SuspectedDemocrat
    • Suse

      Clearly you don’t have the best words.

      • Reddishrabbit

        I guess Trump isn’t selling them.

        • I Only Like Cats

          He certainly isn’t delivering.

    • Reddishrabbit

      Low energy posting, not a winner, don’t like non winners, sad.

    • Vegan and Tiara

      To the polls to vote for Hillary? DONE!

  • Recipriversexclusons

    If anyone is interested, here’s the link to the July 11 WaPo article I read as local news.

    Slain Democratic National Committee staffer ‘wanted to make a difference’
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/police-identify-man-fatally-shot-in-bloomingdale/2016/07/11/4236fd1a-4754-11e6-90a8-fb84201e0645_story.html

    • I grew up in D.C. when I read this, then heard the velvety voice of Jim Vance introduce. Another astonishing report. By the one. Only. NBC 4’s own…

      PAT COLLINS.

      I knew immediately what was up. Besides, D.C. has more cops and security than any city on Earth.

      http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000UQlupziyz2Q/fit=1000×750/Finals-Pat-Collins-Point-8070-HR.jpg

      • Chad

        Pat Collins is THE MAN. I don’t live in DC anymore, but Pat Collins is awesome.

        • Suse

          Pat Collins – The Hip Hypnotist was pretty awesome.

      • AngryKatie

        August is when I miss DC the least.

    • ltmcdies

      yes Julian by all means…lets a turn…maybe America needs to a handle on it’s access to firearms issue into….KILLARY STRIKES..RUN FOR YOUR LIVES..or some such shit.

  • jowgajen

    Related OT: Is Edward Snowden dead?

    • No

    • WomanInAMood

      Did you read that somewhere?

      • jowgajen

        The most credible report is from a local LA paper most famous for having its restaurant reviews plagiarized in the Richmond Times-Dispatch. It only says his Twitter was weird and is now silent. Basically his phone could be broken, but hey maybe he’s dead.

        • ltmcdies

          well whatever it is…I’m sure it’s Hillary’s fault.

          but seriously…hope he’s OK

        • WomanInAMood

          Just spitballing here, do you think that it’s not him sending out this wierdness?

        • theblackdog

          Well he is in Moscow, maybe Putin rubbed him out for what he said to Assange.

    • Marceline

      Oh dear. Another one for the Clinton kill file.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    From the Wa Po article on the shooting: Police report 20 armed holdups in Bloomingdale so far this year, compared with eight at this time in 2015.

    So, yeah, STFU ASSange

    • Mickey Donovan

      Well that just proves Hillary is more dangerous the previously thought.

      • BreakingDeadMen

        SHH, SHE MIGHT BE READING THIS!!!!

  • proudgrampa

    What in hell are they feeding him in that Ecuadorean Embassy?

    • Suse

      They do eat guinea pig in Ecuador.

      • AngryKatie

        Since he’s in the Ecuadoran embassy in London, I assume that means it’s boiled guinea pig. Shudder

        • Bernarda Alba

          With brussels sprouts.

          • AngryKatie

            I feel sorry for people that have only ever had boiled brussels sprouts.

          • Shan the Libtart

            Braised, with bacon. Mmm….scorch ’em a bit so they caramelize.

          • AngryKatie

            the burned part is the magic

          • Vegan and Tiara

            I’ve heard they are good when cooked correctly, which I have never experienced.

          • AngryKatie

            Stupid easy to make. I cut them in half or quarters, depending on how big they are.
            Sometimes I add red onions while they’re roasting. Sometimes I toss them with a little balsamic vinegar when they’re done.

            This recipe is a good starting point.
            http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/roasted-brussels-sprouts-recipe2.html

          • Vegan and Tiara

            That actually looks pretty good!

          • Steely_Fan

            Steam them for ten minutes then saute them in carmelized onions & garlic & butter. Ummmmm!

          • Steely_Fan
          • Incoming Ham

            And mushy peas.

      • I Only Like Cats

        Then “you are what you eat” must be true because he looks like a gerbil. and not a cute one either.

      • proudgrampa

        Well, that might explain it. Is that poached or roasted?

        • Suse

          Wikipedia sez: Guinea pig meat is high in protein and low in fat and cholesterol, and is described as being similar to rabbit and the dark meat of chicken. The animal may be served fried (chactado or frito), broiled (asado), or roasted (al horno), and in urban restaurants may also be served in a casserole or a fricassee. Ecuadorians commonly consume sopa or locro de cuy, a soup dish. Pachamanca or huatia, a process similar to barbecueing, is also popular, and is usually served with corn beer (chicha) in traditional settings.

          • Bernarda Alba

            A friend who lives in a multicultural NYC neighborhood said a local grocery store used to carry frozen guinea pig. I have to admit I’d like to try it just out of curiosity, though I’m guessing it just tastes like rabbit.

          • ahughes798

            Which tastes just like chicken!

          • Which tastes like rattlesnake!

          • ahughes798

            Which tastes like grubs!

          • proudgrampa

            Wow. I simply MUST get the recipe!

  • Paperless Tiger

    Modified limited hangout means the documents may be altered because no one is going to acknowledge them and dispute the details anyway. Neat!

  • ViveLaRes

    For the love of Dog, Julian, make yourself useful and hack into Trump’s tax returns.

  • HolidayinCambodia

    Well, I read on the Internet that maybe the reason that Trump isn’t releasing his tax returns is because he’s made large donations to NAMBLA. It’s on the Internet, so it must be true.

    • Bitter Scribe

      He’s not ashamed of contributing to NAMBLA. It’s just that he found out that NAMBLA is not a tax-exempt charity.

    • duckshoe

      Many people, the best people, are saying so!

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Did you find that information on Squicky Freaks dot com?

  • I Only Like Cats

    Can’t he just shut up and go away?

  • Bitter Scribe

    If everyone who has lied about Hillary Clinton had been obliged to send me a penny every time they did it, I could buy the Koch Bros. for cash and have change left over for Wal-Mart Stores Inc.

    • Mawm

      I am continually amazed that she keeps on going through it all, and finds ways to win too.

  • DutchS

    Isn’t using “short bus” in a pejorative manner a slur against the handicapped? Just asking since I’ve seen way sillier things set people off lately.

    • As one of the Wonkette Staffers has a child with educational problems and reminded me of this when I once posted in error.

    • I Only Like Cats

      I don’t think it’s meant for the handicapped, just the willfully stupid and mean-spirited delusional narcissists (that’s how it sounded when I read it anyway) in the GOP circus.

    • Amy!

      I thought it was against the local stylebook to use it as well. If so, Rebecca will notice and Dominic will get spankschooled.

  • Me not sure

    Rape charge fugitive says what?

    • Bernarda Alba

      Yeah, good point, I’m supposed to believe a guy who can’t be trusted to keep a rubber on his cock while he’s fucking me?

  • Gorillionaire

    The Russians should buy him a new haircut if he insists on being on tv.

    • Roadstergal

      He’s slowly turning into a face painted on a balloon.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      I doubt if Julian could pull off the Putin look.

  • Peggy’s Pizza House

    Does anyone else feel like the October Surprise is going to be something that they completely manufacture? Part of me fears what they’ll make up, but part of me knows that these morons couldn’t convincingly fake an orgasm, let alone a full-blown conspiracy.

    • Courser

      I take heart in the fact that virtually zero of the 10 gazillion ‘investigations’ that have been launched against her found *anything*. Zip, nadam zilch. Considering the hard-ons the Rethugs have had for her practically since the day she was born, I’m pretty sure it would have been found by now.

      • Steely_Fan

        Right. Her identification of a “vast, right-wing conspiracy” – so widely mocked at the time – was so prescient it absolutely boggles the mind. Every time I see her high unfavorability ratings or hear some man-in-the-street interviewee whine about “I just don’t trust her – waaaahhhh!” I’m like “Gee, I wonder why that is. Go figure, eh?”

      • Markuserektus

        But…Comey let her slide for pure political expediency ;-)

      • Mawm

        Hillary works for the Children’s defense fund
        Hillary works to get disabled kids in school
        Hillary works to get universal health care
        Hillary works to get Children’s Health care program
        Hillary likes to watch Jane Austen Movies right after she orders hits on her opponents.

    • alnnc

      They don’t really have anything. This keeps the buzz going and people coming up with more and more ridiculous ideas of what the link may contain. So when speculation reaches fever pitch, they will trot out some innocuous or vague emails and claim they prove everything bad ever said against Clinton. When in fact, it will amount to what the latest emails showed. Referring someone wanting to donate to Lebanese charities to the US ambassador to Lebanon and someone trying to get a leg up on a job application. Wow. World class corruption there, huh? But by that time, simply showing an email where she discusses using hair coloring will cause a collective orgasm by the right wing, claiming it proves she’s a fake.

    • Vegan and Tiara

      I’m still waiting for the “explosive stuff” that Trump’s private eyes found out about Obama in Hawaii.

    • Steely_Fan

      Considering the heinous origin of the term “October Surprise” http://www.truth-out.org/progressivepicks/item/13994-how-richard-nixon-sabotaged-1968-vietnam-peace-talks-to-get-elected-president and Ronnie Raygun’s equally despicable follow-on http://www.truth-out.org/opinion/item/20287-without-reagans-treason-iran-would-not-be-a-problem I do fear some kind of world class ratfucking from Rethugs desperate to stop the Hillary juggernaut. My only hope is that they are so mind-numbingly stupid that they instead pull a James O’Keefe-style faceplant http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/brian-dickerson-james-okeefe-column.

      • Ninja0980

        My fear is that doctored e-mails will be released with no fact checking by the media who is still eager to bury Hillary at any cost.

  • duckshoe

    Assuming we have been drinking heavily, and assuming further that poor Mr. Rich was an informant for WikiLeaks, and that this motivates Ass-hinge’s interest in him, why would WL not say so? The man’s dead, source confidentiality is not much of an issue. If the theory Ass-hinge wants to push is that the DNC murdered him to prevent disclosures, that theory only makee sense if he was a leak. Julian Calendar doesn’t come out and say so, he just posts a reward….

    • Mawm

      Many people are saying it, so therefore.

  • Bren

    Assange is coming down with a type of cabin fever after being locked in the Ecuadoran embassy in London for years.

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      He isn’t locked in, he’s staying in his safe place. He has a couple of years left on one of the rape charges before the statute of limitations runs out in Sweden. However, I doubt they’ll let him wander off anyways. Personally, I think they should give him his passport and let him go to any country that will have him, which may be few, at this point.

      • Reximus

        swedes are going to London to talk with him next week

        he should maybe not try the meatballs they bring as a gift

  • natoslug

    I’m assuming the Russians won’t let Pasty McPudd’nface up there shave any closer, because damn, that’s a ridiculous look. Beyond that, I’m not presuming anything, because as you know, when you presume, you make a Pre of Sue and Me.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Oh! That’s stubble! I guess I kind of presumed he had mildew.

      • natoslug

        I think those are the “bums rush”, a.k.a. asshole weeds, described in the Rainman Ryan Bundy thread.

    • Longstreet63

      Well, he has been sequestered or many years. Maybe he thinks stubble is still cool? Or that he’s still (?) young and hot enough to pull it off.

  • Jenny

    Now why would Killary just leave all her plots on the DNC servers where Russians and the lowly staffers can find them, when she has a perfectly good private server to store all her deeds???

    • ahughes798

      My question is: Why would Killary kill somebody who’s trying to help her? 

      • beavertank

        That sort of madness is probably a symptom of her seizure disorder. Or diabetic neuropathy. Or tertiary syphilis. Or whatever the “I play a doctor on the internet” right wing bloggers of the world have diagnosed her with today.

        • Mawm

          Like Obama, Hillary is magically totally incompetent and at the same time the greatest evil mastermind.

      • Vegan and Tiara

        First rule of conspiracy theory club: NEVER let logic get in the way of your conspiracy theories!

      • Longstreet63

        Clearly, the victim discovered the awful truth about what will happen to the children when her Halloween commercial runs.

  • Bernarda Alba

    YOU BASTARD YOU DID NOT DESERVE TO HAVE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH PLAY YOU

    • ahughes798

      That’s a Northern Shrike. Don’t know if there is a Southern one. They impale their prey(insects, mice)on thorns. So charming! They are becoming scarce due to habitat loss. This is your fun nature bit of the day. And a great picture, also too!

      • orygoon

        We had em in Texas, but we just called them shrikes. Instead of natural thorns they stuck their snacks-for-later on our barbed wire fences. Yum.

        • Gregory Brown

          A regular barbed wire buffet!

          • Shan the Libtart

            That’s what they get at the lunchtime “pop-up parks” in rural Kansas.

      • Pierre_de_Fermat

        No talons the way a larger bird of prey would have, so it substitutes. Kind of ghastly, but “red in tooth and claw” and all.

      • Parchment Scroll

        Suddenly, the naming of the creature from the Hyperion Cantos makes sense. I’d never heard of the birds, or their hunting habits, though I knew it had to be named after something thorn-related.

        (I was too lazy to look it up)

      • Steve Gates

        Shrike is etymologically related to “shriek.” Songbirds they are not

        • ahughes798

          Cool!

    • beavertank

      You mean Benderdingle Clampersnoodle?

  • WampusKat

    You thought Julian Assange was an “old friend,” did you?

    So did the Greens in Australia… right up until Assange and hs Wikileaks Party went behind their backs and preferenced actual fascists over them (they were the Wikileaks party candidates) in the Australian election:
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/is-the-party-over-for-wikileaks-in-australia-8784281.html

    Here’s yur problem: “Julian Assange Backs Ron and Rand Paul”
    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/08/julian-assange-backs-ron-and-rand-paul/

    Tea Party Ron “White Power” Paul: http://www.politicalresearch.org/2013/11/22/nullification-neo-confederates-and-the-revenge-of-the-old-right/#sthash.3pVFyxo4.dpbs

    He and the rest of the Ron Paul fan club are right-wing porpagandists: http://dneiwert.blogspot.com/2007/11/dark-side-of-paul-phenomenon.html

    I told you so: http://glenngreenwald.blogspot.com/2005/11/reality-of-latin-american-reaction-to.html

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEC68vTQwP8

  • Anyone who believes a single word uttered by this repulsive albino catfish gets exactly what they deserve.
    Julian Assange: A Reasonable Facsimile Thereof

    • Steely_Fan

      Captain Beefheart wants his fish back.

    • phoenix00

      Weird Seafood Libelz!!

  • ryp

    Julian Assange, the Bond Villain in the one you can’t remember if you saw or not.

    • Awesome Man

      Dr No means No

  • Cool_North

    He might as well start exchanging tips with Alex Jones. I see a beautiful bro-ship developing in the future.

  • malsperanza

    Christ, the bottomless capacity of rightwing people ghouls to turn some family’s personal tragedy into fodder for cheap political sniping. Including that poor woman whose son died in Benghazi.

    Fucking appalling.

    • Longstreet63

      Many people affected by tragedy are unable to cope with the fact that some, even most horrible things are unpreventable, and therefore someone must be responsible. Often, the conclude it’s themselves; other times, they conclude it’s Hillary Clinton, or the Queen of England, or Ronald Reagan, or Gavrillo Princip.

      Actually, the last one is true. It’s all Princip’s fault.

      • Mawm

        And it doesn’t help that there is a vast network of people telling the families who to blame.

  • LifelongLurker

    I thought we weren’t doing short-bus jokes anymore. At least in the comments (WWDNA).

    • beavertank

      What Would Deoxyribonucleaic Acid?

      • Gregory Brown

        What would lysergic acid diathylamide?

        • FukuiSanYesOta

          Chairs, man. Chairs and recidivism.

          • Gregory Brown

            Chairs. I see that now.

        • wavicles

          I know what I’d do.

  • malsperanza

    I’m still grateful to Snowden, tho.

    • Markuserektus

      For being a Russian spy?

    • Mawm

      Snowden is a traitor and should be arrested.

      • malsperanza

        Welp, that sure convinced me! Thanks!

  • Ted Rogers

    Wonkette guns down Assange in the middle of 5th Ave and nobody even cares.

  • Did anyone see Assange on Bill Maher’s show the other night? Assange has a “scoop”! He knows that Bill had donated $1,000,000.00 to Clinton. He’s got Maher’s by the short hairs and is going to spill all of the secrets right there on TV like the fearless secret spiller that he is only Maher’s beats him to the punch by saying, “Yeah, I did that like in 2008, but it wasn’t a secret, so I don’t know what your point is.”

    Comedy gold.

    • LadyLaz

      I enjoyed that. What a f*k tard Assange was being. Trying to play a “gotcha” on Maher. And Maher was like… “I announced that on my show.”

      • Maher was great in that. Assange looked smug, surprised, and a bit chagrined. That was cool.

    • Tovarish Z

      When Maher gave $1MM to Hillary, he announced it on his show. The opposite of a secret.

  • The Librarian

    Assange is now bored?
    Not cool meddling in affairs
    That are not his biz

    • Boojum

      Assange, in Winter
      Sucks snow off of Putin’s cock
      Transparent penis

      • The Librarian

        Nicely done, my friend
        Your visualizations are keen
        Very much impressed

      • Kyle Bebak

        Hahahaha

  • This is a very sad story, no snark.

    But, , I can’t be the only one around here who was wondering why the MPD are marking the sites of armed robberies with little cartoon dongs, can I?

    But, still very sad.

    • cousin itt

      Yeah, I asked about that down thread. Basically, dongs = guns. Really small caliber dongs.

    • Boojum

      It’s a Trump thing.

  • So if the DNC fellow was murdered by a mugger, and the mugger confesses through WikiLeaks, does the mugger get the $20,000.00? I’m asking for a friend.

    • cousin itt

      Works for Donald Putin.

  • Dogbreath

    Julian is the champion of truth. This stinking heap of piss poor journalism only makes JA look better and better…the only true source of news on the web. God bless him, the magnificent SOB! Free Julian now!!!

    • cousin itt

      Your comment history seems to be lacking ah, how should I say it, a certain grasp of reality.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      Free? For rape?
      Oh and just so you know, he’s a fucking tool.

    • Iam Reading

      So you are a fan of rapists. Noted.

      • Truthiness2U

        And anti-Semites, must not forget that part about Assange, and his fans.

    • Shoto

      Make Murrica Moar Orange and Ferret-Headed Again!

      • Boojum

        Orangutan Ferrets are a thing now.

    • Enfant Terrible

      Were you as much of a fan of JA when he released video of war crimes committed during an American air strike in Baghdad as you are now?

    • Poe’s Law

      Assange is post factual, but mostly he’s about himself.

      Edit: Given his recent behavior and is undoubted political biases, why should we accept any so-called information from WikiLeaks as anything more reliable than, say, Rush Limbaugh?

      • George Smiley

        Nobody has ever disputed that the information published on Wikileaks is the actual original source material it claims to be. None of the people – worldwide – whose communications have been exposed have ever said that the materials were forged. There are legitimate criticisms of WL’s methods but they have never been accused of publishing false material.

        • Poe’s Law

          Well, maybe it’s about time.

          • George Smiley

            Do you have some evidence that WL’s source documents are not authentic? The people who are blaming the Russians for the hack of their emails certainly aren’t disputing that they are, in fact, their actual emails.

            As I recall, four high-level DNC-ers have apologized for the contents of their emails and have resigned as a result of their publication. Not one of them alleged the materials were not authentic.

          • Poe’s Law

            I don’t need to establish that the WikiLeaks materials are inauthentic.

            WikiLeaks needs to establish that their materials are authentic.

            That’s journalism 101.

            The people alleging a Russian source is the FBI.

            They allege nothing as to the content.

          • George Smiley

            They have established it, by the very fact that their authenticity has never been impugned, to date, not even by many people – worldwide – whose best interests would be well served by such invalidation.

          • Poe’s Law

            I’m sorry.

            That no one has questioned that something is so is not evidence that something is so.

          • George Smiley

            There is ample evidence that Assange’s material is authentic. With so much else to quibble about regarding his methods, or even the low-hanging ad hominem of him being a rapist being readily available, why you would stick to this demonstrably false repetition of, essentially, slander is somewhat perplexing. You keep doing you, though.

          • Poe’s Law

            There is no evidence that his material is authentic.

            He has not done even the most basic journalistic due diligence.

            He has simply released a bunch of material without the least analysis.

            Releasing material from Russian hackers with a demonsrable interest in our elections?

            Given his proloctivies, it is no surprise that the gist of his releases are what they are.

            (I didn’t go after the low hanging fruit. What does that tell you?

            (I tire of this “debate.” I’ll leave it to the doctor to decide if you are a troll — I’ll guess he’ll decide you are not. But I’ll block you nonetheless. )

          • George Smiley
  • gingerwentworth

    That Dutch newsman was so so fab! Assange:’we don’t comment on our informants.’ ‘Then why did you bring it up?’ And he kept asking Assange, ‘what are you suggesting?’
    We don’t have any like him over here, and that’s why these people like Trump are like runaway trains. Cruz too.

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    Not OT: Ecuador to allow Sweeden to Question Pasty Faced Rapist.

    • Boojum

      They get to question Tangerine Strudel Trump?

      Oh. You said Pasty, not Pastry.

  • Longstreet63

    This is what happens when people start believing their own press. Also, when you’re stuck in a foreign embassy for years and there’s no cable TV.

  • TeeRaak
    • Siegfried Heydrich

      Paywall . . . thanks for nothing!

      • TeeRaak

        OK, here’s the summary…

        “You want it to look like it grows out of your head like that”

  • x111e7thst

    pale, paunchy, pasty puke says what?

    • Iam Reading

      Creepy rapist says what? Not you, Assange.

  • Shoto

    Julian Assange: Vlad’s Useful Idiot.

  • Kavefish

    While he waits for someone else to his dirty work, Assange has been blathering to any media outlet that will touch him.

    https://youtu.be/ghcsrblhn7A

  • Siegfried Heydrich

    Wickileaks has kind of lost any kind of veracity when it was discovered that they were an arm of the FSB . . . But then, I guess some idiots are more useful than others. However, what’s REALLY funny is how dependent the republicans have become on Russian support in this presidential campaign.

  • Dolmance

    I used to love this fucking guy.

  • SadDemInTex

    He is irrelevant and his “political refugee” status is such a sham that Ecuador is beginning to be embarrassed about shielding a rapist.

    • herefornow

      ……………slandered, denigrated, sidelined, and railroaded.

      • SadDemInTex

        Oh, Julian…you must be SO bored.

        • herefornow

          It’s hard to imagine how he could be these days.

  • BMW

    If this election gets any stupider, we’re going to have to check it for lead poisoning.

    • herefornow

      This election has been toxic to its core because legitimate journalists who’ve dared to point out its festering corruption have been slandered, denigrated and sidelined.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Why wouldn’t anyone believe this was a robbery gone wrong? According to Donald Trump, America is nothing short of a criminal hellscape. Of, if only Donald Trump were President, Seth Rich would be alive today.

  • Boojum

    It was Princess Sparkle Pony.

  • Poe’s Law

    Elect Donald Trump and he will use Obama’s time machine to save Vince Foster.

  • msmith007

    So when Wikileaks was exposing what Bush did everyone on the we all loved them. Now that they’ve set their sites on Clinton we’re all supposed to hate them?

    Bahahahahah.

    If this was Trump we would all be running wild with this conspiracy stuff, but because it’s Clinton we can’t say anything about it. You;re nothing but a Clinton shill.

    Sanders 2016

    • Mawm

      I always thought Assange was a prick.

    • jmk

      Yawn.

      No, we didn’t all love them… we worried about the selective use of this kind of stuff to shape the public narrative according to an agenda. We worried about people holding other people to ransom through the use of this tactic. We worried about sources. We thought that maybe it wasn’t just the cooliest idea to put the future of our democracy in the hands of a hacker with a grudge.

      I mean, dipshits might have thought it was all so cool and yay we love them, but thinking people saw the potential downside even when WikiLeaks was hammering the Bush administration.

      But keep fucking that chicken, Ms. Smith.

    • Lee Abadie

      Poor Ms Smith 007 <—— LOL (BSS you are not… especially with your fail logic)
      Plz read JMK's response to you. When you are done… reread it. After that, try reading it again. I know reading comprehension may not be a strong suite for you (see that Sanders 2016 tag you wrote) but do try to cope and adult. You blathering is really unbecoming.
      I believe in you. I hope you can come around and adult with the rest of us. We all are pulling for you to be able to come out from the fog of conspiracy and see facts.

  • Tio_Doidinho

    Don’t even get me started on Glenn Greenwald these days. Crikey.

  • George Smiley

    You cite robbery statistics in the area being up.

    “The conspiracy crazies point to local news reports
    that state Rich’s body was found with his phone, watch, wallet, cash
    and credit cards, and had bruises to his hands, knees, and face. Clearly
    this means Seth Rich had fought the law, and the law won was not robbed.”

  • Wookie Monster

    Assange was never our friend.

  • Lee Clark

    SHOT IN THE BACK TWICE? LEAVING WALLET, PHONE, CASH, ETC.? Sure sounds like a failed robbery to me. I wonder how long it took the “robber” before he realized he forgot to ROB?

  • mickrussom

    Crucify this wicked hectoring leg-licking Hillary witch on her on petard. This insanity must stop and all must be done to stop Hillary.

  • Barb

    Has anyone heard Julian Assange has either been taken or murdered?

  • Moar Wordz

    Assange gives me the creeps. Wish these comp nerds could do something useful like go to their game boy war rooms and fix the virus worm that knocked out National British Health system & everything else with an IP.
    The timing of which was extremely suspicious. Am I a conspiracy nut 2 that I think it was N.Korea ? Or the Russians ? I bought dried meat today for Doomsday. It was marked up outrageously & sucked even though it was
    ” Artisinal.” Does Trump Tower have basement bomb shelters ?

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