LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win 'The South'

Well now, you guys, this is just getting silly. First we LOLed because Hillary Clinton might win Utah -- UTAH . And then we LOLed because Hillary Clinton might win AZ -- AZ !! Then it was Georgia's turn for a LOL-line. And now we are ROTFLGBTQ because Hillary Clinton might win "the South."

Here, have an NBC/WSJ poll ! Nowhere in it does it divide up by "region" (we looked real good!) but this CNBC guy, John Harwood, seems to have received some extra special data, like.

The last time a Democrat won the South -- which, Dinesh D'Souza wants you to know, the Democrats used to win all the time because Democrats are racist and also the last 50 years never happened -- was in 1976, when a humble Georgia peanut farmer and also nuclear scientist named Jimmeh Carter put on his Doobie Brothers T-shirt and talked the nation down from its collective bad trip.

So there you go, a LOL to start your week! Now buy this shirt . You were BORN TO!

 
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