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Guys, did you hear about the GIANT Trump rally Wednesday in Jacksonville, Florida, where sister-honking rednecks from sea to shining sea traveled in their Ford Windstars wearing their Make America Great Again hats, and they almost didn’t make it to Florida on time, because there was a big sale on expired American cheese and off-brand American flag buttplugs at the Big Lots, and then they all wanted a KFC Double Down, which took FOREVER? But hooray, they made it on time, and Dead Breitbart was ON IT.

Here is a screengrab of the original article, via Media Matters:

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Huh! But UH-OH and POOP! That wasn’t a picture of a massive rally in Jacksonville at all. You can tell by how it is a picture of Cleveland! IN FACT, here is what it is actually a picture of:

Breitbartfake2

Another way you can tell this is Clevelanders celebrating the Cavaliers, as opposed to Trump supporters celebrating their idiot daddy, is that there are probably minorities in the crowd. And instead of being racist pig turds, they are joyful.

Breitbart has corrected its boo boo by saying that “A photograph that was incorrectly attributed on social media to the rally in Jacksonville has been removed.” That is super-funny, because “social media” is things like Twitter and Instasnapchat, whereas the screengrab above is of the actual Breitbart dot com website. But we understand — this is a website that spends all day, every day, sucking Donald Trump’s cock until it chokes, which takes a long time because of how tiny Trump’s hands are. They’re bound to fuck up simple things like this. Maybe they are saying they saw it on Twitter and didn’t bother to check whether it was real. OR MAYBE THEY ARE JUST LIARS.

Not to be outdone in the Dumbass Department, Jim Hoft AKA the stupidest man on the internet AKA The Gateway Pundit AKA also the stupidest homosexual on the internet, decided to report on a DIFFFERENT Trump rally, where MILLIONS MORE Trump supporters headed to Portland, Maine, on their Hoverounds, and almost didn’t make it on time, due to how they all got phone calls that said their meth labs exploded and their cousins were divorcing them, and also they had to stop and eat all the Big Macs. But they made it to Portland, and holy shit, Jim Hoft reports, would you look at this line!

hoft

Such people, many Trump supporters! But whoops, they’re all Cavs fans in Cleveland again, as noted by Simon Maloy on the Twatterbox:

cavs victory

Look, you dumb dumpsterfuck wingnuts, Cleveland is a place in Ohio, which means by definition it is not a Trump rally in Maine OR Florida. You were all in Cleveland just a couple weeks ago for the RNC, so maybe you should recognize it?

As of this writing, Jim Hoft has not issued a correction, because he is a craven, lying asshole who never admits he is wrong. He simply removed the picture and added a note at the bottom that “this post has been updated.” UPDATED HOW, YOU COCK-GOBBLING QUISLING? Jim Hoft will never tell.

Watch Dead Breitbart and Dipshit Magoo’s website the rest of the day, as they might post the secret Iranian money exchange video Trump claims he saw, but that does not actually exist.

SPOILER: It will actually be a scene from Disney’s Aladdin.

[Media Matters / Dead Breitbart / Casa de Dumbfuck]

 

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  • BadKitty904

    SOP for the GOP – where the Truth is inconvenient, lie.

    • Major_Major_Major

      Once again, everyone knows that facts have a liberal bias.

      • BadKitty904

        And, once again, if America had a functioning Free Press, the GOP would be called on its ongoing lies.

        • Major_Major_Major

          Unpossible. TMZNN does the bestest reporting.

          • BadKitty904

            True, that. I reckon facts don’t sell advertising space.

    • Blank Ron

      SOP for the GOP – where the Truth is inconvenient, lie.

      FIFY

      • BadKitty904

        Well, yes, it IS pretty much a reflex with Those People…

  • diogenez
    • TJ Barke

      Trump heil!

    • memzilla

      All that heiling made me hungry. Let’s Goebbels up some Nuremburgers!

      • Tallmutha

        Good idea. I’m Goering up for a great meal!

        • Vidajroden1

          <<l:y. ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★:::::::!!bx646a:….,…

      • PortTaiLand

        Hitler? I barely know her!

    • Rock Drummer

      The only difference I can see is that trump supporters don’t wear helmets, just those nifty red hats.

      • Sam Hain

        Well, I heard every single one of those red abominations is lined with lead tinfoil to keep out reality so, anti-reality helmets mebee?

    • (((JustPixelz)))

      Bikers love Trump.

    • goonemeritus

      I think that guy third from the right in the last row might be my neighbor.

  • bubbuhh

    Wow! Amazing! You guys got a pic of real Jesus! Dead Breitbart is going to be so jealous. They never get pictures of real Jesus, only Ann Coulter.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …Breitbart also posted this picture with the caption: “Donald Trump being greeted by his supporters”

    • (((JustPixelz)))

      He’s saying: “Hey! There’s my African-American.”

    • Michael Smith

      “Don’t you Breitbarters realize that’s a picture of Martin Luther King at the Lincoln Memorial? I mean, it might be the farthest thing from a picture of a Trump rally that you could find.”

      “We don’t see color, you racist. Besides, Trump is the only candidate today who lives up to King’s dream of people being judged by the content of their character. So they are basically the same guy.”

      “Jesus Christ.”

      “Yes, he also supports Trump.”

  • TJ Barke

    It’s almost as if The Right are a bunch of lying, manipulative shitweasels…

    • Longstreet63

      Nonsense! This is simply a series of unrelated, lying manipulative innocent oversights. By interns. Lone wolf interns. Who are democrat plants! From Benghazi!

  • Once&futureFred

    If your “Family Values” include lying to make your team seem more popular than they really are, and repeating falsehoods, out of context quotes and mischaracterizations about your opponents, then you’re probably a GOP voter.

  • mackafritz

    Everywhere looks like Cleveland.

    • OneYieldRegular

      And we have a winner for new Cleveland city motto.

    • Nope, it could be Rotterdam
      https://youtu.be/onKrpUeocUk

    • Tallmutha

      “You know, it’s funny, you come to someplace new and everything looks the same.” — Eddie, Stranger Than Paradise, in (where else?) Cleveland.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      I’m just disappointed the the Cavs are so clearly in the tank for Trump! I’m betting the Warriors are all Hillary/Bernie bros. I was rooting for them all along.

  • Indiepalin

    Headline of the day: “George Zimmerman Punched in the Face”

    • mackafritz

      That could be any day.

    • Mavenmaven

      finally some happy news.

    • Creepoman

      Not to wish an overwhelming avalanche of votes on anyone, but it’s good to see at least one “Florida Man” (assuming it was a dude, and hoping he was a huge) contributing to the betterment of society.

      • grindstone

        Unfortunately, it seems like with more details, both participants are raging assholes. Fortunately, the better known asshole had his bell rung. We are the only winners here.

    • Marceline

      Both Dylan Roof and George Zimmerman got clocked yesterday.

      Prayer works.

  • Ms.MLG1979

    That is clearly a photo of Muslims celebrating 9/11 and/or the gunmen on the grassy knoll and/or Nessie.

    • TJ Barke

      Plus a bigfoot and some grey aliens…

      • Ms.MLG1979

        Now I’m scared!

    • AngryBlakGuy

      …I thought that was a photo of the Iranians off loading the money Obama gave them

      • Ms.MLG1979

        Did you find Waldo?

        • theblackdog

          Yeah, he was with Carmen in San Diego.

      • Vecchiojohn

        I hear there are Iranians with calf muscles as big as Persian melons, just from unloading all those Obama bucks.

      • Amy!

        Each carried one Tubman?

    • diogenez

      Ebola terrorists….

  • OneYieldRegular

    To be fair, the Breitbart headline about Jacksonville could have been referring to 15,000 Zika-carrying mosquitos.

  • Longstreet63

    Photography has a liberal bias.
    It’s a well-known fact.

    • Vecchiojohn

      Photography itself isn’t bad. It’s that “trick” photography that liberals use that’s the bad kind.

      • Malaclypse

        360 behind the back no scope?

      • Longstreet63

        Like all that “trick”science…

        • Vecchiojohn

          The pit of hell, brother! The pit of hell.

    • Sam Hain

      Facts also have a liberal bias.
      It’s a well known reality.

      • Longstreet63

        I would see what you did there except for the liberal media, who refuse to cover this important scandal.

  • Ricky Gay

    say, did you know there is a war on CHRISTMAS?!?!

    • Blank Ron

      That would explain the current heat wave.

    • theblackdog

      Well yeah, Thanksgiving has already fallen to these Christmas loving bastards and the Battle of Halloween is in full force.

  • Mavenmaven

    It would be more accurate if they simply lifted pictures from the http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ site.

  • Astraea
    • Pickwicknext

      Further proof us ladies can’t be trusted!

      • Blank Ron

        Not once you’ve got your multi-engine permit.

      • Sam Hain

        all bleeding out your eyes and wherever…

    • Lark_in_the_AM

      Amelia – it was just a false alarm.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Guys, if you want convincing fake crowds, CGI is the only game in town.”
    Sauron Peter Jackson

    • Antonin Dvorak

      “Here, here!”
      — George Lucas

  • Belasaurius

    Here’s Donald speaking at a rally in, hmm snow covered mountains, must be Texas

    • What a Triumph (of the Will)

    • limberrat

      I’m sure that rally was explosive!

  • lucidamente

    Don’t let them near pictures of Lindbergh’s ticker tape parade, or Nasser’s funeral, or Obama’s first inaugural.

  • Vecchiojohn
  • cousin itt

    Here’s a Kleenex, Mr Hoft. You missed a dollop there on your cheek.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    I know for a fact this is an actual picture of the Trump rally. At least I think so – I found it on social media.

    • mackafritz

      And everything you see on social media it true.

  • Vecchiojohn

    This is a rather cavalier way of doing things, I must say.

    • arglebargle

      Took me a minute.

    • Parchment Scroll

      Boo. Boo, I say. That’s net funny!

    • baconzgood

      Rim shot.

    • Whale Chowder

      Quit trying to be the center of attention.

      • data_ninja

        I think we can move forward past this.

        • Whale Chowder

          You have to be on guard.

        • John D Neumann

          PASSED* Lern To spell

      • Vecchiojohn

        I was second-string center of attention in high school.

  • BREAKING NEWS!

    Secret Location of the Millions of Dollars Ransom Obama Paid for Hostages Discovered!

    • TJ Barke

      It’s a mad mad mad mad world…

    • grindstone

      Wow, what a mad world.

    • Astraea

      Will Geraldo be on the scene to open the vault?

    • MongoJustPawn

      That is genius! Thanks for the laugh.

  • lucidamente

    Reminds me of that sitcom Hot in Cleveland, starring Scott Baio.

  • Major_Major_Major

    Photo correction from Dipshit Magoo (damn, that is funny, thanks Evan)
    http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/fyvt6ykxs3qi9ntzhky6.jpg

  • Marceline

    These folks are fucking with the wrong swing state.

  • (((JustPixelz)))

    As a baby, Obama was able to pull off a world-wide conspiracy to fake his American birth, but Brietbart/Trump can’t even fool anyone with a photograph. PATHETIC!

    • SpideySenser

      Well, DUH!

  • Ms.MLG1979

    Craven, lying asshole who never admits when he’s wrong lies for Craven, lying asshole who never admits when he’s wrong for President 2016! Film at 11.

  • I Only Like Cats

    The stupid is impressive and overwhelming.

  • orygoon

    Trump supporters really want LeBron James to be President? It doesn’t make sense, but neither does anything else.

    • Pickwicknext

      I have seen him interviewed by George Strombolopolous and he’s not very bright. But still a bajillion times better than Drumpf

      • Lark_in_the_AM

        Oh, he’s not that dumb. He’s supporting Hillz. :-)

        • Pickwicknext

          I was in the audience for a day of interviews and the people interviewed before him were Bull Maher and Larry Charles, Robert F Kennedy Jr, and Howard Zinn. The not very bright may have been a comparison thing

          • Lark_in_the_AM

            He really is a strategic thinker, according to people who know the sport (I cannot claim to be one of them). But, considering that he went to an inner city Akron High School known more for producing basketball talent (Curry went there, too) than academics, it’s possible that going right into the NBA instead of going to college might have cost him something in terms of being able to express himself well.

          • Pickwicknext

            Also, i hate listen to pro athletes speak. They speak in cliches more than politicians do

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        I think he’s a sharp guy; also, unlike many prominent athletes, not afraid to stand up and lend his voice to important social issues.

  • (((JustPixelz)))

    Crooked Breitbart has been a DISASTER for America.

    • Pickwicknext

      Dead Breitbart on the other hand…

      • weejee

        Is doing polling for tRump

        • nmmagyar

          …in hell

    • Joshua Norton

      I know. Especially since their comments section is where Trump gets most of his best stuff.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Trump gets a thousand people to show up for one of his performances but can’t figure out why the polls show he’s losing.

    • weejee

      Poles can be so shocking.

  • jmhm

    OTOH, America’s business community is voting with their wallets. They added 250+K jobs in July. Which, I don’t remember ever happening in an election year with a Democratic incumbent.

    • BadKitty904

      But…but…but TrumPence tells us that America’s economy is in ruins and only the Kremln’s Kandidate can fix it!

    • natoslug

      I’m kind of jealous of those 250K+. It’s been months since I’ve had a decent job. Maybe it’s time to bring flowers for my wife.

      • jmhm

        Who knows? Maybe if we break the stranglehold on congress…

  • Lark_in_the_AM

    LOL – the preponderance of people wearing the Cavs colors (wine and gold) might be a tip off, too.

    • Pickwicknext

      They thought the gold was in support of Donnie’s favourite colour

    • natoslug

      Those were gold shirts? I saw them as orange, which would explain why the brian collaborative at Breitbart/SGMOTI would think it was a Trump rally. Or a Great Pumpkin fan club.

      • Sure it wasn’t blue and gold (or white and black)?

    • Celtic_Gnome

      That pic should be a sea of red with everyone in a Trump cap.

  • crunchyknee

    Somehow, this has to be the fault of the liberal media.

    • Blank Ron

      Well, the liberal media did publish the original pictures. Can they go with ‘entrapment’?

  • Tallmutha

    This is kinda funny but not really, because these pictures are the kind of thing they’re going to use to prove Trump’s defeat was “rigged” and incite their pusbag readership to violent insurrection.

  • weejee

    Dipshit Magoo needs to payup!

  • baconzgood

    I don’t even think there is a 6 lane road in Portland Maine.

  • Crystalclear12

    They should at least use Nazi rally footage, it would be more accurate.

    • Vecchiojohn

      Leni?

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Lemmy.

        • anwisok

          Sadly missed.

  • Joshua Norton

    Also, too. Just released photos of crowd gathered on National Mall to hear Martin Luther King Jr. Donald Trump speak.
    .

    • Vecchiojohn

      I’m old enough to remember his famous “I Have a Scheme” speech.

    • FlemmishSpy

      My dream is that one day men won’t be judged by the size of their hands, but by the tackiness of their decor.

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      The replica Trump penis in the background is a nice touch.

      • nmmagyar

        George Washington will still cut a bitch.

    • nmmagyar

      Didn’t the “Million Man March” already steal this photo?

  • Blank Ron

    But Hillary is the liar.
    Gotcha.

    • (((JustPixelz)))

      If Trump lied about the video, did he lie about his penis size?

      • anwisok

        I’m not going to verify that.

  • cousin itt

    Jim Hoft AKA the stupidest man on the internet AKA The Gateway Pundit AKA also the stupidest homosexual on the internet

    To be fair, it’s a fucking stupid.

  • Antonin Dvorak

    Careful now, the Dvorak clan had a Ford Windstar back in the day. A Tuscon Bronze with a burgundy pinstripe GL to be specific.

    http://www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Summer-of-Twelve-230-1024×768.jpg

    • Vecchiojohn
      • cousin itt

        Mom, Dad?

      • Antonin Dvorak

        Yeah well, we didn’t buy for aesthetics.

        • Vecchiojohn

          Do I detect a touch of fin envy?

          • Antonin Dvorak

            Maybe.

      • Blank Ron

        Family car when we moved from Montreal to Toronto. Man, I miss it, even if it did get only 10 mpg.
        http://momentcar.com/images/mercury-monterey-1958-6.jpg

      • MOG253

        Can’t be topped.

      • Biff52

        My first car was a ’59 Chevy 2-door hardtop.

        • Vecchiojohn

          Wow, you guys must have been rich AND cool.

          • Biff52

            A friend of mine and I pooled our resources and paid $35 for it in 1967. He took it out one night and got busted siphoning gas, it got impounded, and we never saw it again.

    • cousin itt

      How many klowns can fit in that awesome rig?

      • Antonin Dvorak

        Quite a few, you could even remove the middle bench seat for more room!

    • Barley_Brains

      Sleek bronze beauty.

  • Ryan Denniston

    This is hilarious. In 2012 it was the skewed polls. In 2016, the delusion has gone off in a surreal, even comical, direction. I once again think The Onion needs to start filing lawsuits against these guys for stealing material.

    • BadKitty904

      Things are apparently getting a little claustrophobic in the bunker…

  • cousin itt

    Donald J. Trumps studies the news.

    • BadKitty904

      If only he had even that much political experience…

  • mr. steal your costco samples

    lmfaoooooooo the Hoft picture has a EUCLID AVENUE sign in the foreground.

  • nmmagyar

    Goddammit, Evan! If you keep talking shit about The Big Lots I will have to transfer all my impure thought back to Shy (Sorry Trix) and Dok (Sorry Mrs. Dok) ((Do commas belong after “sorry”? I need a ruling from the judges.)).

    • Panika MCD

      in this case: yes, there is a comma after “sorry”.

      • nmmagyar

        Thanks. I have made it so.

        • So, you also have a thing for Capt. Picard?

          • nmmagyar

            You don’t?

          • I’m a 7 of 9 person

          • nmmagyar

            Wasn’t she into kinky shit (possibly literally IWBINTS) at sex clubs? Your infatuation is understandable.

          • Biff52

            I don’t think it was so much her, as her asshole husband forcing her.

          • nmmagyar

            She might have be a Sub.

          • Biff52

            Passing mention here.

    • Jamoche

      Commas happen before names when you’re addressing the person. It’s the difference between “let’s eat, grandpa” and “let’s eat grandpa”.

  • Lizzietish81

    Remember when John Steward called out Hannity on this and then watched an episode to hear Hannity address it and it was a sneered apology at the end and John was in tears cause he watched an entire episode of Hannity and was broken?

    • MOG253

      And Jesus wept? Yeah.

      • nmmagyar

        Do Jewish folks have to do penance after confession?

        • Señor Skwerl

          Cold matzoh soup.

          • nmmagyar

            Not Gefilte Fish?

  • DemmeFatale

    Oh, Evan!
    You’re the best!
    If I could, I’d have your babies!

  • Panika MCD

    again reminding me of the BoBs when they posted memes about ALL THE PEOPLE going to Bernie rallies a few months ago and the photos were from a Cuban parade.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Bernie did draw large crowds…it’s just that they were mostly too stoned to bother to register to vote in time.

      • Panika MCD

        Bernie and HRC were also conducting two very different public event strategies which are neither right nor wrong (though I like the more intimate venue strategy better myself), but are not comparable.

        and it would have been nice if the campaign could have shaken off their amateur hour long enough to make sure that the people manning their sign in tables were DVRs (or whatever the acronym is in a given state) to ensure their attendees were registered, that their registration had a current address listed and, in states with closed or mixed primaries, that they were registered with the party or parties which would allow them to vote in the Democratic primary. stuff like this is covered in Campaigning 101.

        • Astraea

          It really pisses me off that Sanders bragged about bringing new people into the process but did shit all to make sure those people understood the process.

          • Panika MCD

            and the POLITICAL REVOLUTION was going to get a bunch of people elected down ballot–people who he couldn’t name or be seen with in public.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            What, like showing up as delegates at the convention still thinking, after their boy conceded, that there was still a fight to be had over votes?

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          You’d think….

    • theblackdog

      Or the BoB’s using pics from Sanders rallies that were clearly after the rally got started, while all pics of Hillary rallies were during the initial setup before it started so there were far fewer people.

      • HooverVilles

        That tactic is soooo FOX NOISE.

  • Gwennie_G

    Wait, so Jim Hoft is the new Dipshit Magoo now that Fred Thompson is no longer with us? I’d been wondering who would inherit that title!

    • Jeff in the desert

      Is Fred Thompson the one who almost got Jack Ryan killed dumping him into a sub in the middle of the ocean? Asshole. May he rot in Hell.

      • Gwennie_G

        Yup, that’s the one!

  • Callyson

    Never forget:

    #payupdeadbeat

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      Has to be said.

  • Lark_in_the_AM

    Gee . . . I wonder why they didn’t try to use this one instead? Isn’t that the Trump Wave they’re doing?

  • chazmanr

    “this is a website that spends all day,
    every day, sucking Donald Trump’s cock until it chokes, which takes a
    long time because of how tiny Trump’s hands are.”

    Unpossible. No one can choke on Donald’s cock unless they are simultaneously being held underwater.

  • ClarkJoe

    Latest from the dumbest man on the internet:

    https://twitter.com/gatewaypundit/status/761560323409137665

    See it all comes down to the ‘secret’ Trump vote and the idea that Republicans have won every election since 2009 (except for the Presidential election, which for some reason doesn’t count when it comes to the Presidential election. LOL. Probably rigged. Yeah, that’s the ticket.)

    • HanBarbara

      This is so starting to sound like 2012.

      • Beaumarchais?

        Their overconfidence is fine. (Ours isn’t.)

        • HooverVilles

          THIS!!!!
          GOTV. Don’t assume anything. Vote.
          Make Trump the biglyest/yooogest LOOSER of all time.

    • Joshua Norton

      Oh my. Those screenshots should make for a fun night this November!

    • Biff52

      I’m beginning to think that being stupid is a choice.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Well since it’s already over, the Trumpanzees don’t need to get off of their asses on election day. This is good news.

    • Marceline

      It’s the UnskewedPolls, “Romney Landslide” all over again.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Soo, might as well stay home in November, Republicans! YOU’VE ALREADY WON!

  • HanBarbara

    Cock Gobbling Quisling. This is the best insult. The Yugest. Sadly, most people on Breitbart or Gateway probably have no idea what a Quisling is. They will think it’s a creature from Harry Potter.

    • georgiaburning

      Not a Pokemon? You sure?

      • HanBarbara

        No, Uncle Billy, they can’t move their stubby fingers over their smartphones well enough to play Pokemon.

    • nmmagyar

      Cock gobbler Libel!!!!!!!!

    • Operation American Jesus®

      Ain’t the Quisling that toasted sammich thing with delicious meats and cheeses?

    • Beaumarchais?

      Nah, it’s Ryan, that actor. How cool that he’s a cock gobbler!

    • Jim Johnson

      Prolly a libtard’s favorite elitist white whine.

    • Frank von Winkhorst

      It’s a hybrid chicken-duck. Tastes so delicious!

  • Michael Smith

    Huffington Post shared a story on Facebook about how Clinton is way ahead in the polls.. and of course all the half-wits filled the comments with insane rants about how Trump’s rallies are drawing TENS OF THOUSANDS of patriotic American supporters, while Killary’s draw a few dozen that she has to pay, but the “MEDIA” keeps up the LIE that Hitlery is ahead

    • RobKanC

      Are these the same people who were exhilarated at Sanders crowds in California?

      • Frank von Winkhorst

        What’s this dislike of Bernie Sanders? He’s a lot less nutty than Trump and a lot more honest than Clinton.

        • Perkniticky

          Bernie is fine. His acolytes, not so much.

        • RobKanC

          I got nothing against Bernie Sanders. Just the people who were screaming about how the polls were wrong because he was drawing huge crowds in California.

  • satanscheerleadersloveamerica

    I was reading dead breitbart yesterday. They had an article about how the Dems not only want to win in November they want to crush/destroy the Reps. Well no shit motherfuckers.

    • wavicles

      That doesn’t sound very ‘coexisty’ to me.

    • They say that like it’s a bad thing.

      • Frank von Winkhorst

        Sounds like they are beginning to stir from their long winter’s nap.

      • Jamoche

        It’s only bad when it’s not their side.

    • DainBramage

      As far as I’m concerned, that’s the whole point.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      That is indeed the plan. To drive scum like the Breitfarters back under the rocks from which they crawled in the first place.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      “And I have some great ideas about the inaugural parade!”

      Mr. Conan, Barbarian

  • chicken thief

    Pffft. That was the crowd to wish me ‘bon voyage’ when I took the paddle boat river cruise up the Cuyahoga.. Ya, that’s the ticket! Me and my wife, Morgan Fairchild.

    • nmmagyar

      Was it on fire?

      • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

        Not until Morgan got there.

      • chicken thief

        It’s actually a nice little tour. And it has a bar….

    • Logic of Color

      Morgan Fai…you must be my age.

      • BosGrl

        Or watches a lot of Love Boat reruns

  • Spurning Beer

    Over 15,000 supporters of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump attend a rally in Jacksonville, FL.

    • DainBramage

      They’re disguised as seats.

      • BosGrl

        They’re all under their chairs to see if the penny is taped there.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        They’re extraordinarily clever, they are.

  • Go_5

    I’m still waiting for Hoft to post the Whitey tape.

  • Logic of Color

    So lots of people showing up at a local rally = winning the election. Got it!

    • Lizzietish81

      that’s what the Bernie Bros believed

      • nmmagyar

        Still do

  • Señor Skwerl
    • ImGoingBacon

      I cannot give enough upvotes for this.

    • The Librarian

      I thought that was a flying saucer photoshopped in until I realized it was a light pole.

    • Brewerofbeers

      I thought that was Obama’s Chinese/jihadist army in Texas?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Those are immigrants waiting to get in.

        • Brewerofbeers

          Pfft. Like they have to wait. They can just walk over the border and Obama will personally be there to greet them and give them their Obama phones and stolen SS numbers.

      • Operation American Jesus®

        Those are UNDER the Wal-Marts, accessed only via sekrit Jade Helm tunnels where Obama will vaccinate your gunz with the autisms and make Christian babies recite the Communist Manifesto.

    • nmmagyar

      Seems legit.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Hey! I’ve been there. That’s the black stone of Brownback!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Khan family reunion in Charlottesville, I think.

      • Frank von Winkhorst

        That’s actually a meeting of the Church of the Holy Meteorite. They believe that the stone inside the cube blocks the way to the waters beneath the earth. If it’s removed, we all drown.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      I was there, man! I saw that crowd!
      – Bill O’Reilly

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        He’s going to write all about it in his next book “Killing Reality”

    • ez

      The Black Box in the center is the safe that contains Trump’s tax returns. He made a big show of swallowing the combination so that he would never have to open it.

      I saw the whole thing on secret video tape.

    • Operation American Jesus®

      Wow. It’s like a Mecca for Trumptoads!

      We should call Trump, tell him we’re King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud of Saudi Arabia, that we’re running a little low on cash cuz of the oil glut and ask how much he’d pay to have his name in giant gold letters slapped on the black Kaaba in the middle of Mecca, the most sacred 43 feet in all of Islam for over a billion people for roughly 1,400 years.

      And we should record the call.

      • Ulricii

        Great idea but it won’t work. Trump doesn’t pay to have his name slapped on items. People pay him for the privilege of slapping it on.

        Go ahead with the call, though. It will be fun to hear how good the Great Negotiator (C) is when put to the test.

    • Delu

      You know, this could really happen. If someone were to bait the right properly with this it might end up as a “Trump Rally Pic” on Beritbrats or any of those right wing blogs.

      Any takers for Operation Trump Mecca?

      • Lamashtar

        People were doing this all over Twitter under #showyourcrowd I believe.

    • Be Gin

      Now THAT is LOL!

      Thanks for that. I can go to bed now laughing.

  • spends2much

    It’s understandable; Trump’s delusional megalomania has just reached the point where he assumes every large gathering of people is a rally in support of him.

    Million Man March: Trump rally
    March on Washington/I Have a Dream Speech rally: A bit early, but still a Trump rally
    Annual gathering December 31st in Times Square- Yuuuuuge Trump rally.

    He’s off the deep end, y’all.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      You should have seen the Trump supporters at his Normandy Beach rally in 1944. It was yooge! Open-carry, too.

      • HooverVilles

        Ceiling cat gave me a vision of a great not allowed comment on wonkette today and lo it happened, just as ceiling cat foresaw.

        Praise be to ceiling cat!

      • Delu

        Don’t forget the ground fireworks too. And everyone was open carrying and exchanging ammunition!

    • AnOuthouse

      My favorite was the Bethel, NY Trump rayy in 1969. The prudes wouldn’t let him call it Vagina Mouth Speaks so they named it Woodstock.

  • The Librarian

    In this technological age, does anyone think no one will spot a cribbed photo? Especially when this seems to happen with some regularity. The not-sincere apologies fall rather flat, when they happen at all. Fooling the electorate? Not so much. Well, maybe those that are clinging to their dream of the not so “good ol’ days”.

  • This reminds me of the Bernie-crowd-in-NYC meme that was actually a shot of Paris.

  • ImGoingBacon

    ‘traveled in their Ford Windstars wearing their Make America Great Again hats…’

    2002 Chevy Impala libels!!

  • Operation American Jesus®

    Speaking of buttholes and whatnot, have you seen the new Trump Cat Asshole Covers to protect the country from pussy assholes like that Clint Eastwood fella said we should do?

    Why yes, I have indeed ordered mine from the two genius ladies who invented this most awesome Trump-branded thing ever.

    http://www.trumpholecovers.com/shop/

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8o6bleRhE

    • DainBramage

      I’m not getting one of those for my precious little cat. It’d probably cause an infection.

      • Operation American Jesus®

        On a serious side note for a sec, I don’t haz a kitty but if I did, I would not actually put this Trump-branded asshole cover on my kitty or anywhere on any critter. It’s small, so wouldn’t leave it around hey-let’s-swallow-everything toddlers either. Prolly not safe.

        I’ll just add it to my ever-growing Trump Trinket collection which is going on Ebay starting 10 days before the election and ending the morning of, right before polls open.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      Figures those would be for cats…dogs and dog owners have better taste.

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        Now just a goddamn minute!

      • cat cafe

        HEY!!!! First of all, it’s a direct response to Clint’s “pussy assholes” comment, and second of all, only the truly sophisticated animals, of course, cats, walk around with their tails elegantly held high, exposing their disdainful asshole, as opposed to subservient dogs with their fawning and wagging and barking. Any cat can tell you that. So these, obvious dog-owners, were forced to limit their product to the far, far superior animal. :)

    • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

      Drumpf really isn’t the cat’s ass.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Couldn’t miss the ad for Clinton Cash. I’m not sure I understand the wing-nuts’ game-plan here. They keep accusing Hitlery of having money and being a warmonger. Don’t they realize that’s what Republicans vote for? I think we’ll see some cross-over.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Apparently the Clintons are enriching themselves beyond the dreams of Drumpf with all their well documented, tax return demonstrated income producing schemes.

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        Trump: “They make millions AND pay taxes!?!? How is that even POSSIBLE?!?”

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      It’s to divide and conquer us because harder lefties will vomit rage at such a thing where as us squishier lefties will roll our eyes and say “nice try, wingnuts”. Notice how often “Clinton Cash” gets mentioned by Bernouts?

  • Bitter Scribe

    Too fucking funny. Maybe someday these dipshits will learn what the little camera in Google Images is for.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    What strikes me hardest here is these fascist assholes do not care that they are in effect lying with this shit. Even Goebbels knew you had to wrap the big lie in a membrane of truth. The Nazi rallies WERE that big…no need to dust off file footage to sell that point. These twits in the age of the fucking Internet do not get that fact checking (except by the vermin of the Village, because they’re not only in the corporate tank, they’re lazier than pigs sunning themselves by a trough) is easy. VERY easy, and also gives those fact checking a warm glow as they expose dipshits like Breifart and Hoft as the morans they are.

    • BosGrl

      I’ve said it before – Orwell really did see the future, just a few decades off.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        “If you want a vision of the future, imagine tiny hands stroking his daughter’s thighs – forever.”

        • The Wanderer

          AIYEE!

        • HooverVilles

          Ewwwww

        • BosGrl

          aaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh

        • Gleem-McShinez

          YAKK!
          Could someone strap the rat cage on my face ASAP, please!

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      Communists and fascists were both infamous in their willingness to lie in order to advance their ideology. I suspect that’s what’s going on with the brazen willingness to lie in order to advance Hitler’s Tang.

      • Courser

        Are you sure that isn’t ‘Hitler’s Taint’?

        • Hairstrike Alpha

          Tang, the orange drink…

          • Gleem-McShinez

            That still tastes like Hitler’s Taint.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    “due to how they all got phone calls that said their meth labs exploded and their cousins were divorcing them”
    That happened to me last week….see, both sides!

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Hey I mocked SMOTI for this yesterday, WONKETTE! Always a day late aren’t we?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Evan’s headlines are funnier.

      • Hairstrike Alpha

        Nuh uh, mine was “Stupidiest Man on the Internet Gets Caught in Hairy Trump Rally Fib”

  • Frank von Winkhorst

    As Dr. Judy Wood has said on occasion, “People see what they are told they see.”

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    This goes to my favorite wingnut fallacy that was borrowed from Bernouts- Trump has large crowds at his rallies so how can he be LOSING by 10 points?!? It’s hilarious because Drumpf allegedly lured 15,000 intellectual children to his giant van with candy in Jacksonville….how many people are in Florida? So unless you’re going to tell me that over half the state of Florida turns out for Drumpf events and every person there is a Drumpf supporter drawing large crowds means very little to overall poll or electoral dynamics. Greta Van Susternininin was using this nonsense conspiracy theory- more of the “this election is rigged” bullshit ahead of Trump being trampled under pantsuit from the party of personal responsibility.

    • Ulricii

      I observed this fallacy played out week after week in the Sanders primary campaign. “How can he have lost (insert state of your choice)? His crowds were so much bigger than Hillary’s.”

      I don’t label the logically challenged in this case “wingnuts.” I’d call it a beginner’s mistake.

      • Jukesgrrl

        Yes, definitely true with the Bernie supporters. I was one from the beginning and the rallies I went to were filled with people who had never been to a rally before. Of course they thought it was great. And they don’t seem to realize that plenty of people who vote don’t go to rallies.

    • cat cafe

      Oh, exactly. It’s like the idiots trying to deny climate change because there’s snow outside their window. “I’m in a BIG CROWD now! So that must be EVERYBODY!” And of course, you judge voting support by who has no job and can come out in the middle of the day to yell–not at all the legions of working men and women who don’t have time for that shit. Bernie supporters kept saying the same thing–touting his “big wins” in North Dakota (543 actual votes) endlessly harassing Al Franken over Bernie’s “win, reflecting the will of the voters in Minnesota” (as though that was the point of a superdelegate, and also, Bernie got 118K voters in Minnesota–a state with 5.5 million residents, so, 2%). It’s immaturity as well as innumeracy.

  • Rick Hill

    Can we just go with it for a day or so, though? It’s not often that ANYONE tries to claim that Cleveland is their city

  • Relativicus

    I suspect Hoftbart, et al., see their roles as keeping up the spirits of the indefatigable Trump supporters, which isn’t even necessary because they’re indefatigable.

    • yyyaz

      Meth will do that.

    • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

      Even they know that Drumpf needs more than his indefatigable supporters. They think making up bullshit about throngs of Drumpf supporters packing venues will make it seem like he has momentum. They know it’s bullshit, and they don’t care. They just want to try to help Drumpf in any way possible.

  • edith prickly

    Yep, Trump is SOOO popular we have to lie about how many people attend his rallies! Because there would be that many people if the the lying lieberal media would stop telling lies about things Donald Trump really said and did.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      You’d think that a thought might occur to them, something along the lines of “Hmm . . . if we are having to lie about this, maybe it’s not true?”

      Doesn’t happen, I know, but how not?

      • edith prickly

        Reality has a known liberal bias.

      • HooverVilles

        Cognitive dissonance and willing ignorance. Ugh!

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        They think that lying will help Drumpf. They want to influence events, not report facts.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        They don’t know they’re lying. It’s just so beyond lying. Lying is for chumps. They literally saw a picture of a lot of people, said “it must be a Trump rally” “where is the latest Trump rally” therefore “this is THAT Trump rally”

      • greyXstar

        In the immortal words of one Mr George Costanza

        “It’s not a lie if you believe it!”

      • Grokenstein

        “What are you babbling about? We don’t believe in God–obviously–but we still lie to each other about that!!”

    • Rick Hill

      This morning’s pollings….

      • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

        And too think I said Hillary would hit 80% chance of victory by Labour Day! I just misunderestimamated Drumpf I guess…

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        I think they should manipulate that graphic so that the little half faces also rise or sink depending on the forecast. Right now we’d be seeing Hill’s great big beautiful smile, and the ferret.

        • Markuserektus

          His toupée might float away…

      • Hairstrike Alpha

        That’s a 10 point change from yesterday and yesterday was a disaster for Trump….how did he go from 8% to 18? Did people just forget that he’s an awful asshole in a day?

        • Rick Hill

          A million grandmas watched him kick out the bayubee and cried out “Shame” as they left the room….

    • Dee Andee

      Like their hero, they feel they need to plump up all numerical stats, etc., by automatically doubling or tripling the amount. Or just making shit up.

    • pat tolle

      @edith prickly- Edith someday,maybe, some real RWNJ is going to tell us all exactly who the “liberal media” is. I tend to presume it’s anyone but Fuchs Noise maybe litefart, or the freepers, or Gateway.

  • Ghenghis McCann

    Actual pictures of Trump rally now in.

    • Brendan_M

      That’s actually a rally for the Cleveland Browns.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        ouch and lol

      • JParkerSD46

        Now that’s just hurtful.

  • Amanda Panda

    this is why conservative “news” media was being excluded from Facebook news algorithms — because they are lying liars who lie (a lot).

    • Jamoche

      Where do you find that? I like the format of Google News but dammit, Breitbart is not even the worst non-news site that shows up on their list. The “Top News” on my Facebook sidebar takes me to Stuff My Friends Are Doing Which Is Really Only Interesting To Them, Seriously.

  • HobbesEvilTwin

    obligatory “pay up, asshole!”

  • Delu

    That secret money exchange video DID get posted and surprise surprise.

    It didn’t feature the Cavs in Cleaveland. Nor did it show any secret or any money or any exchange.

    Fox B Rolls aren’t the most truthful things.

    • JustDon’tSayDittos

      The video I saw turned out to be taken in Switzerland.

  • yyyaz

    The Trumpaloons should launch their own soshul MEdium: Instasnatchgrab.

    • Snark Tank

      I think InstaCASHgrab is more correcter.

  • AnOuthouse

    here’s a photo from the Trump rally in Jacksonville. Draw your own conclusions.

    • Markuserektus

      If they’re all named Steve, then it’s Trump’s economic team.

    • bobbert

      “Purgery”? Is this some new diet thing?

      • thenearesthippie

        It’s the result of tranny. Get a brain, moran!

    • revenant

      and then they broke into an acapella rendition of “In The Navy”

    • greyXstar

      The flag code needs to updated, this is some bullshit.

      • Rick Hill

        The people who cry about flag burning have nothing to say about rubbing your junk and your ass on it.

        • kareemachan

          When the teabagger plague took over America, the number of flag violations was crazy big. And sad.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      tiny American flags for tiny dicked Trumpanzees

    • Sam Hain

      I hope they brought gallon of olive oil, otherwise they’ll all be walking funny in the morning.

    • eddi

      All beef, no brains.

    • thenearesthippie

      Fuck Buddies for Trump?

    • Dee Andee

      Very weirdly photoshopped thighs?

      • Jonny On Maui

        Dancer thighs…

        • pat tolle

          @Jonny On Maui- Possible, possibly also pro bicyclista.Regardless dumb fracks heading for a major disappointment.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Another possibility, true. The last part is a fact…

    • Jonny On Maui

      Is that their coach behind them with a sign? And the guy on the far right, gigglesnort, what’s he scoping out?

      • OrdinaryJoe

        Jacksonville Log Cabin Repubelican Club?

    • The Other Tim

      The viral marketing for that Tickle documentary is pretty effective.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    The role of Karl Rove on election night this year is going to AOT,K. Cue the “rigged election” ruckus afterwards. Stick a fork in us, folks. We’re done.

  • JohnC44

    Every time I see mention of the “Stupidest Man on The Internet”, it makes me cringe. I still believe we have just begun to explore the depths of stupidity on The Internet. The weapons grade stupidity being thrown around these days is simply too potent not to be eminating from the gutteral regions of a massive pile of DUMB.

    • cat cafe

      I know, it really makes me think we should reconsider rural electrification.

      • Alan

        Oops, thought you said rural electrocution.

      • handyhippie65

        hey now, i needs my ‘lectricity. thanks to my REMC, i’ll bet mine is cheaper than yours.

  • HolidayinCambodia

    I hope it’s the scene where Jafar makes Jasmine wear a hotwife collar and hot red bikini, with the flames and in-no-way-suggestive giant snake in the background. That was always our favorite page when I would read the story to my son at bedtime. I would say, “See, she’s hot,” and then we would each lick one of our (own) fingers, touch her picture in the book, and say “Ssssssss.”

    Or the scene where Abu’s huuuuuge cock is in Jasmine’s ass. No, wait. That second one wasn’t in the original movie or the book, but “It’s all over the Internet.”

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Glad that Baghdad Bob landed on his feet! Your Rightwing Websites Are Worth Brabillions And You Are The Best seems to really have caught on!

    https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kULyk5g_g1I/THVFH0JEXEI/AAAAAAAAF9c/CHslLPYf6bs/s1600/baghdad%2Bbob%2Bfor%2Bobama.jpg

  • Gleem-McShinez
    • Rick Hill

      “Wow. A lot of folks up in the bleachers but, damn, they’re pretty quiet…”

      • TeeRaak

        The Silent Majority. Or cordwood….

    • Mr. Fusion

      Why don’t Trumps supporters ever smile.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    the comments at Gateway are hysterical- these people are in full stick your head in the sand delusion and denial mode. One of them touts their own homemade poll they conducted which showed Drumpf 67% to Clinton 19%, because ya just can’t trust that lying lamestream media

    • eddi

      A surprisingly rich fantasy life considering their basic lack of imagination.

    • Invidosa

      I wish I had the stomach to read their shit and laugh. As it is the amount of liquor I need to read that shit without having an aneurysm would leave me in need of a liver transplant

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        in this case they were so pathetic as to transcend anger to mocking mirth- they really are that dumb over there

        • Invidosa

          Hmmm, based on your recommendation I may take the risk and check it out. I need something to brighten me up, o just had a conversation with my Aunt who is leaning towards voting for the cancerous Cheeto

  • JustDon’tSayDittos

    I’ve only been to Portland once, but I really don’t think I saw any streets that wide there. Am I right, or did I miss the one 6-lane street in town.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Don’t knock my Portland, dammit! It’s just that the photog took the shot on the day after the snow melted and the day before it fell again. Timing is everything.

  • eddi

    Next up; revealing the actual ISIL infiltration of America. Accidently using clips from Chuck Norris’ Invasion USA.

  • BigBoppa

    The joke of it is that the crowd at the Cav’s celebration was small compared to a typical Turnip rally.

    http://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/1/crowd-and-troops-at-a-massive-nazi-everett.jpg

    • Bear OmNomNom

      HILTER!!1!, or also too, Dorito Mussolini. H/T to the Arkansas Times for coining that one in an excellent thinkpiece: http://www.arktimes.com/arkansas/dorito-mussolini/Content?oid=4520403

      • Jukesgrrl

        Thanks for that link. Excellent article.

    • bluicebank

      Yeah, but here it is shot from the other side.

    • Invidosa

      Soooooo many upvotes would i give if sooooo many upvotes could I give!!

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    I figure it will be a scene from that George Cloney movie.

  • WagMoreBarkLess

    Here’s an exclusive photo from another Trump rally today.

    • TeeRaak

      A Trump rally reminds me of Work 219: Landscape XX by H. R. Giger…

      • Jena-Auerstedt

        It reminds me of a torchlight ceremony in Nuremburg. With Leni Riefenstahl filming it from creative angles.

        • kareemachan

          It reminds me of the world’s biggest fart.

  • The Other Tim

    As a Cavs fan who got over 500 likes for a tweet calling out one of these idiots, I’d like to thank them for reminding me of the 1.3 million people who showed up!
    Go Cavs.

  • Be Gin

    “…MAYBE THEY ARE JUST LIARS.”

    What the? My finger jumped up and touched the tip of my nose!

    MAGIC on the inter-tubes!

  • Be Gin

    The oily, greasy desperation is starting to ooze out of their skins. They KNOW their idol screwed the pooch with his churlish treatment of the Khan Family.

    Their contortions in the next 100 days are going to rewrite the books on Yoga poses!

    • jmk

      Pindasana will start to look like a freaking breeze, comparatively.

      • Charles Wolf

        Is he sucking his own dick?

        • Mr. Fusion

          I thought that came natural to dogs and wolves.

        • jmk

          You’d think so, right? But oddly enough…no.

          • Charles Wolf

            So he’s just giving himself a facial and a pearl necklace?

          • jmk

            Nope… just getting to the end of that part of the Ashtanga primary series… by that time, I’m guessing he’s too tired for facials, etc.

          • Charles Wolf

            Any relationship to this Republican Presidential Candidate?

          • jmk

            Unrelated, although similar looking – the yoga one indicates skill and awareness… the GOP one indicates…the opposite of that.

  • Smokahontas

    I’ve had the most boring vehicles my whole life, and I will stand with the author of this here fine journalist stuffs editorial that’s may malign Ford Windstars all day! Just sayin, they suck but you can fit a full size mattress in the back.

    • snark-lurker

      We got an entire front porch in one, from sackcrete to shingles. Assembly was required, of course.

    • Mr. Fusion

      If you need a mattress in the back, a “pick-up” might be more your speed.

    • billy

      i’m a master plumber. i have a 03 sport windstar. 3 years running strong. made me mucho. more to come. we have paved roads in indiana, so i don’t need or want 4×4.

      ice cream. raz

  • TeeRaak

    Tiny hands, tiny brains, tiny bubbles….
    https://youtu.be/mlCiDEXuxxA
    After you listening to it for awhile, you’re like, just shut up.

    • Mr. Fusion

      Now I need some ear bleach.

  • TheDogAteMyVote
  • BeachBum

    It might have already been said but Trump’s endorsement of Ryan and McCain was like a hostage reading a statement prepared by his captors. It was hilarious that he had to READ an endorsement !

  • Incoming Ham
  • Mr. Fusion
    • KBadger

      Is that Scott Baio?

      • BigCSouthside

        Antonio sabato took the pic

    • kaydenpat

      Your avatar is hilarious!

      Must be one of the Trump son’s. He’s got to earn his inheritance.

    • URQ196

      Thanks, yeah I laughed. Yeah I keep a cleaning cloth within reach.

  • LadyLaz

    Pure comedy gold, in the spoiler.

    • WhyFelicia

      Robin Williams libel also too.

  • cgthegeek

    Just goes to show how stupid they know their readership is.

  • kaydenpat

    Boy, it must be bad when you have to embarrass yourself by lying to spin news about your Presidential Candidate. I can imagine the spinning and lying that will take place in November among Rightwingers.

  • Lord-Nash

    Thank you Breitbart. Seriously, one of my ‘friends’ will put these stupid pictures on their MyFace page and I will get to shatter their stupid reality.

  • Arizona Patriot

    Evan Hurst is a full blown communist

  • Schnauzer

    Hey CNN just released the new polls ….hillery is still in the lead by 5 %😂😂😂😂

  • Hahaha oh man, only just learned of Jim Hoft after Jon Decker threatened to deck him.
    I was wondering what would drive him to express something like that.

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