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Milo’s parties are usually poorly attended shit-shows.

Dead Breitbart’s fabulous Trumpkin poster child for lady hating, Milo Yiannopoulos, will be using Cleveland to gather a cadre of D-List Bond villains to remind the world that they’re here, they’re queer, and they have enough white power to get rid of all the spooky Muslims. If you thought Milo’s college tour was a shit-show, gurl, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

In an attempt to further distance themselves from reality, Milo & Friends have cobbled together a who’s-who of Muzzie-hatin’ freedom patriots to talk about how many Muslims can fit in a gas chamber, and how much freedom they’re all going to cum during Trump’s accession next week. They’ve got fading attention whore Anne Coulter, Nixonian ratfuck Roger Stone, Islamophobic whackjob Pamela Geller, Tea Party wingnut Amy Kremer, and the Netherlands’ own bootleg Donald Trump, Geert Wilders. Afterwards, they’ll embrace their inner James Saint James and have a dance party, complete with a local DJ, and a Tumpkin Instagram celebrity who likes to take selfies with his dick in a MAGA hat. FABULOUS!

They’re calling their xenophobic fuck-fest “WAKE UP,” because sheeple are everywhere, just like the terrorists! They’re so super serious that they are even sending out a press release!

“Radical Islam is the number one gay rights issue in the world, and Donald Trump is the only candidate taking this threat seriously. LGBT Americans need to wake up — this election isn’t about bathrooms or who will bake our wedding cakes. This election is about life or death. It’s about confronting an ideology that seeks to exterminate LGBT people across the globe.”

The thing is being sponsored by Breitbart, Gateway Pundit, and LGBTrump, a Facebook group that likes to stoke the fears of the LGBT community by forgetting that their party platform actually hates them about as much as it hates the icky mud people, while also glossing over the fact that one of their speakers thinks gays can fuck all they want, just not get homo-married. They’re billing it as “the most fab party at the RNC,” and that’s probably true since all the other cool Republicans have decided to run the fuck away from the inevitable riot.

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  • Nounverb911

    In other breaking news, Trump announced his Veep choice:

  • MarkM

    What you would get if the 1927 Yankees were reincarnated as rightwing “pundits.” A veritable Murderer’s Row of derp.

  • msanthropesmr

    They’re billing it as “the most fab party at the RNC,”
    HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
    * I can’t breathe******

    • Reddishrabbit

      In their defense, it is a very very very very low bar.

      • Crystalclear12

        Really low. There’s digging involved.

    • Longitudinally Enabled

      Is Phyllis Schlafly still hosting shindigs? She might be the only competition.

  • arglebargle

    What could go wrong right?

    • Nounverb911

      Will the party be a ‘gun-free-zone’?

      • arglebargle

        Well, containers of human waste free at least.

        • MarkM

          All human waste must, and will, be completely encapsulated in human skin. Wearing “Make America Great Again” hats is optional, but encouraged.

  • Steven M. Harries

    In the early days of Pajamas Media, Pam “Ayn Zion” Gellar featured shots of John Bolton nibbling on her bare breasts. It’s been sent down the Orwellian Memory Hole, of course.

    He’s psychotic. She’s psychotic.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I just threw up in my mouth a little.

      • Steven M. Harries

        Imagine her two kids . . .

      • mtn_philosoph

        Only a little?

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Srsly?

      • Steven M. Harries

        Yes. No snark. She also did a calendar of herself after she got a breast job to raise money for her blog.

        Bolton is no prude. He boasts of having taken his ex to Plato’s Retreat.

        • Nounverb911

          The Plato Retreat rules for proper behavior:

    • Sheepshagger

      Oh jeez. I didn’t think I could go off titties but I suddenly have.

      • Steven M. Harries

        Just avoid her Glatt-style lunacy and search for the normal Pareve ones . . .

  • Nounverb911

    Do you know who else is throwing “the most fab party at the RNC”?

    • baconzgood

      No one at all?

    • Steven M. Harries

      Jennifer Saunders’ used vodka bottle?

    • BearGHAZI

      I don’t know his real name but he goes by ‘Chris Fistie’ and he’ll be setting up a dungeon at the Marriot room 237

    • msanthropesmr

      Not the log cabin republicans, that’s for sure.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Grindr?

    • Shoto

      Peggy Noonan and the Benzodiazepines?

    • limberrat

      p0rnhub?

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Well, since the party platform is straight outta 1951, I’m going with Emily Post.

      • malsperanza

        GOP platforms in the 1950s were actually a damn sight more centrist than this.

    • Sheepshagger

      Lindsay Grindr Graham and the snippy bitches?

    • Randy Riddle

      The leadership of the Family Research Council under pseudonyms on Craigslist?

    • JMP

      The liberal protesters?

    • JVisconti

      Hipster Whigs?

    • BadKitty904

      Mamie Eisenhower?

    • PubOption

      Certainly not John Ashcroft.

    • malsperanza

      Ernst Rohm and the Boys in Brown?

  • BearGHAZI

    I tried throwing a super fab gay party once but when I realized Ann Coulter couldn’t make it, I gave up in despair

  • msanthropesmr

    The graphic is posted at the gateway pundit – do not look at it unless you want to vomit.

  • Lizzietish81

    The party will be used for closeted assholes to meet their Grindr dates

    • msanthropesmr

      Grindr is preparing for a local server crash in Cleveland

    • And “rentboys”!

      • Nounverb911

        So Rush Limpdick will be there?

      • BadKitty904

      • Treg.Brown

        **ahem**

        Too low class, even for me.

        • Justno

          OMG! Is that a real thing? I love it!

        • Jen_Baker_VA

          I find this oddly titilating. Yet, needs moar bazooka.

  • Nounverb911

    Will Dead Breitbart be the guest of honor?

    • MarkM

      Dead Scalia also too?

      • Why am I Mr. Pink?

        Perfect way to explain away all the empty seats at the events — “That one’s for Dead Scalia, and that one’s for Dead Strom Thurmond, and uh, over there are all the Dead Lawrence Welk singers, and…”

        • H0mer0

          …”a vun and a two and a…”

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      The ghost of honor, maybe.

      • PubOption

        That has to be Ronnie.

  • TeeRaak

    Wake up lazy ass Americans or Mexicans will get the best sleeping spots under cactuses when the Trump economy crashes!1!1!1
    https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o6gE5eSvoHKI8ryq4/200w_d.gif

  • baconzgood

    You know how crazy them Republicans get when they get a few beers in them and start talking about Atlas Shrugged and pull out their copy of the St. James. PARTY DOWN!

  • Lizzietish81

    Roy Cohn is disappointed his corpse was not invited

    • Nounverb911

      Roy should be comfy in his latest digs….

    • UnsaltedSinnerinMotion

      Ann Coulter is a pretty good substitute.

  • BadKitty904

    Those Republicans sure know how to convention!

    • therblig

      triumph of the swill

    • Vecciojohn LLC

      ?? gonna party like it’s 1939! ?

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I haz a confuse.

  • I Only Like Cats

    Why so much self-hate gays?

    • JMP

      How could you call the man who said this self-hating?

      http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/comedian-explodes-on-self-loathing-gay-conservative-who-wants-to-be-straight-face-it-you-are-gay-as-fck/

      “If I could choose, I wouldn’t be a homosexual. That doesn’t make me self-loathing.”

      “I don’t think it is self-loathing to acknowledge that being a homosexual is obviously a sort of an aberrant sexuality, something that mother nature does on the fringes, nobody really knows why, and it could be an elegant variation in the evolutionary process, it could be all sorts of things.”

      • PubOption

        Compare with “Heterosexuality isn’t normal, it’s just more common.” – Derek Jarman

  • Scooby

    The fact that they are even trying this shows that it somehow makes perfect sense to them.

  • JMP

    “It’s about confronting an ideology that seeks to exterminate LGBT people across the globe.”

    You mean Radical Right-wing Christianity?

    • exinkwretch

      Extremist Islam: Bad
      Extremist Christianity: Good!

  • AngryBlakGuy

    They’ve got fading attention whore Anne Coulter, Nixonian ratfuck Roger Stone, Islamophobic whackjob Pamela Geller, Tea Party wingnut Amy Kremer, and the Netherlands’ own bootleg Donald Trump, Geert Wilders.

    …this is like the WHO’s, WHO list of “WHOooooo?!?!”

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      IKR? Except for here at the Wonkette, I’ve never heard of any of these people except Coultergeist.

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …she who shall not be named

      • jmhm

        Pam Geller is a former journalist (her rich FIL bought her the Observer at one point) who likes cosmopolitans, long walks on the beach, and genocidal eliminationist rhetoric about muslims. She’s a big fan of neo-nazi anti-muslim groups in northern europe because they have at least some of the same goals.

        She’s probably best known for xenophobia, being mentioned by Glenn Reynolds on multiple occasions in the oughts, freaking completely the fuck out about muslims existing near the World Trade Center, and her clear appreciation for her own breasts.

        The MTA here in NY has banned all political advertising since she went to court to force them to post hate speech.

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4e222ad530f372c7853a758adcf86a70964ed97bb5ee64e14024bbf4d819a37f.jpg

    • limberrat

      I read LGF occasionally, Pamela Geller and Geert Wilders and pretty big in the anti-Muslim circuit.

      • PubOption

        As was Pim Fortuyn, and he was gay.

    • Justno

      I’m waiting for Orly Taitz.

      • OneYieldRegular

        Her star, alas, seems to have faded in recent weeks months years.

        • Justno

          Alas. Truly we have lost a leading light.

          • Billy Rubin

            She was really the brains behind the movement.

    • Michael Rush
  • Callyson

    Pamela Geller says she is honored to support the pro-Trump event.

    “The Republican Party is the party of individual rights and the equality of all before the law.

    http://media2.giphy.com/media/KaZLJ1VQESX4c/giphy.gif

    • limberrat

      *Except gays, Muslims, Mexicans, poor people, etc…

    • JMP

      Excuse me, you seem to have said of when you meant against.

  • Ezio

    Looks like my Italian grandmother that lived through WW2 Rome was right.

    Donald Trump’s political run IS like Mussolini’s fascist state.

  • limberrat

    “It’s about confronting an ideology that seeks to exterminate LGBT people across the globe.”

    I’m sorry, what religion said this?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIlPdyrvEfw

    or this?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w83kIAfuKoE

    or this?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOg_Nm08phI

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Demonic possession. Not his fault.

  • BadKitty904

    It will be a Triumph of the Will!

    • Señor Skwerl King

      Or a Trumping of the Will.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    They’ve got fading attention whore Anne Coulter, Nixonian ratfuck Roger Stone, Islamophobic whackjob Pamela Geller, Tea Party wingnut Amy Kremer, and the Netherlands’ own bootleg Donald Trump, GeeFt Wilders.

    …why do I have a feeling that the “after party” is going to involve ball gags, anal fisting and plenty furry play????

    • mrpuma2u

      As long as it happens in walk-in closet…

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …I would prefer it to happen in a KENNEL

        • mrpuma2u

          There will be dog collars involved if that’s any consolation

  • Spotts1701

    Doesn’t the Geneva Convention forbid these sort of things?

    • Not for consentin adul …

      Damn! I forgot. They’re Republicans and legally they’re not adult.

  • Fartknocker

    Someone should let Pedobear and Larry “Wide Stance” Craig know they are welcome at the big GOP barn burner in Cleveland.

    • Señor Skwerl King

      Dontcha mean “cross-burner”?

  • Señor Skwerl King

    I think we can push this back a few years (If we ignore James Buchanan):
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NBfRtf1YU3E/UdN8C0GSFfI/AAAAAAAAA9E/gXIZCZ28_g0/s512/shot0003.png

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      and Lincoln :-O

  • Arse Grammatica

    Protesters and counter-protesters outside the hall, dumpers and redhats inside.

    Both sides absolutely want to fight and both sides will be armed.

    This will be “good” in the sense of good that involves being really really bad.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      But do you see a downside?

    • Callyson

      Again:

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Milo is, I’m afraid, like the Jewish kid in Berlin who thinks Hugo Boss is boss and wants to wear a uniform.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I keep thinking this whole election cycle is some kind of inside joke, like in 3-4 months I’ll wake up and find out that the R’s ticket is RandomMidwesternGovernorWithoutMuchNameRecognition/
    JuniorSenatorfromSomeSwingState. Tell me you don’t all feel the same.

    • Nounverb911

      Once Trump finally catches one.

    • say wha

      Like finding Bobby Ewing in your shower

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCEjeTb1rrs

    • Justno

      That’s my hope.

    • mailman27

      I’m still thinking there might be dirty business in Cleveland. Don’t get too Trumfy!

    • Gleem-McShinez

      I’m hoping he pulls off the rubber mask and lipsyncs to Mighty Mouse, and we all laugh and marvel at the years-long incredible trolling feat that Andy just did.

  • “Radical Islam is the number one gay rights issue in the world, and Donald Trump is the only candidate taking this threat seriously. LGBT Americans need to wake up — this election isn’t about bathrooms or who will bake our wedding cakes. This election is about life or death. It’s about confronting an ideology that seeks to exterminate LGBT people across the globe.”

    Hmm… what was that phrase that Stalin coined?

    Ah… useful idiots.

    • Callyson

      The Big Lie also too.

    • BadKitty904

      …It’s about confronting an ideology that seeks to exterminate LGBT people…

      Um, that would be the Republican Party.

  • Callyson

    Hillary Clinton is happy to have gay people serve as an ATM for her campaign, while taking tens of millions from Islamic regimes that brutalize and murder gay people.

    Still trotting this tired line out, are we? News flash, wingnuts: foreign nationals cannot contribute to Presidential campaigns, and to the extent that other nations gave to anything associated with Hillary, it’s the Clinton foundation, not her campaign, that got the money.

    You’re welcome.

    • JMP

      Although that didn’t stop Trump from soliciting donations from members of foreign governments’ parliaments.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        Which is an actually really real crime, and why is not congress investigating that?

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          IOKIYAR

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            keep forgetting that.

        • SuspectedDemocrat

          Difficult to prove criminal intent when he doesn’t know what he’s doing.

        • JMP

          It’s almost like the current congress only uses its’ investigatory power for political grandstanding!

          But by all accounts it appears the Trump campaign did this out of sheer incompetence, not intentionally, and campaign finance violations are a specific intent crime.

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            Bullshit, they knew what they were doing, they were just hoping to get away with it.
            Now they need to comb their financials carefully and see if they accepted any money.

      • mailman27

        But something did stop the “liberal” media from talking about said solicitations for more than half a news cycle.

  • sosuume

    Dang. I had bets that they’d get Victoria Jackson as the headliner at least one of the nights.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      And she’d bring such obvious gravitas and complexity to the discussions, too. Just look at the thoughtful way she’s arranged those US America flags in her hair.

    • Cindyinencinitas

      My, aren’t we looking positively bovine today.

      • That is just so spot on

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          No self-respecting cow would wear that many things in its hair all at once.

  • mardam422

    “…this election isn’t about bathrooms or who will bake our wedding cakes. This election is about life or death.”
    We’re giving you the opportunity to be a second class citizen here, so what’s it gonna be?

  • Malmborg Implano

    This has long been a staple of antifeminist trolling. “Look over there at what those mean Muslims are doing to women! Now don’t you feel ashamed of yourself for complaining about a little thing like getting paid 27% less than the guys who are doing the same job as you?”

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      Right, because you should just hush up about your oppression here since we’re not cutting your head off.
      Swear to god, that is what they say. It is so very weird.

      • mrpuma2u

        C’mon, look how good you got it!!!! You could be living in Pakistan, or, or CLEVELAND!

      • HazooToo

        It’s weird because that’s not what they WANT to say. What they want to say is “hush up and get back in the kitchen or I WILL cut your head off”.

    • JMP

      And that always comes with a twinge of jealousy that they can’t persecute women and gay folks like some other countries do.

      • Justno

        I often suspect that’s what is meant by the good ol’ days.

        • Jen_Baker_VA

          The 4chan is good for one thing and one thing only: They admit that the good old days where when women and blacks knew their place and gays were never spoken of.

          • Justno

            I kinda respect the honesty.

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            Well, they are honest about it because they are anonymous internet losers. If it were face to face they’d probably go back to dog whistling.

          • Justno

            Good point.

          • Gleem-McShinez

            they are honest about it because they are anonymous internet losers.

            Check out Dibella, a few posts newer up there, who’d never say anything about “porking” to a “broad’s face!”

            You win the internets for your absolute correctness!
            Unfortunately, it comes preloaded with all those kind of shitpeople.

        • HazooToo

          That, and little children working for a quarter per day.

          • Justno

            I’m nostalgic for our gilded age overlords.

      • Longstreet63

        yes, this. In some circles, this is known as “Jihad Envy”. They expect to be praised for not slaughtering all who oppose them, even though those people obviously deserve it.

    • Justno

      After all, we’re even allowed to drive. That makes it all ok.

      • AnOuthouse

        Especially when we’re out of bologna. Where’s my sammich?

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      I know….”why are you worried about pay equality and reproductive rights in America when you should only care about genital mutilation going on in Muslim countries? You women are fake feminists and should be ashamed of yourselves!”

    • glokd

      Haha, yeah! How dare these alt-righters point out that a clitoridectomy without anaesthetic might be worse than VAT on sanitary pads in the struggle against female oppression.

      • malsperanza

        So that’s our choice? Clitordectomy without anesthetic or sales tax on the ladyblood ickypads?

        Thanks, very helpful to have the binary opposition of feminism and racism set forth with such clarity and concision.

        • glokd

          I know ‘binary’ is one of the buzzwords favoured by bien-pensant progressives, but I didn’t actually say you might ‘choose’, merely prioritise. The third-wave, western feminist cause appears very minor and very parochial when compared to the experiences of women in the global south, especially in Islamic countries. This is hardly a controversial point.

          • malsperanza

            B+
            Needs moar subaltern.

  • anwisok

    “Radical Islam is the number one gay rights issue in the world.”

    OK, who the fuck does this little bitch think died and made her Queen of the Gheys? Self-hating little faggots need to step off, and let those of us who don’t have money to hide behind decide what the hell is important to us.

    • Justno

  • Steven M. Harries

    They just canceled the convention – all seven prostitutes in Cleveland just came down with the clap.

    • TimJ

      I had nothing to do with that. Keep it up and I’ll sue you. For something.

      • Cindyinencinitas

        Perhaps a soothing ointment.

    • Dibella, up-thread, will offer his services, he’s desperate enough

      • Paganish

        What kind of A Idiot shows up at Wonkette, claims to be a “Alpha”, and names his avatar after the goddess of women from Skyrim?

  • TheGrandWaz00
    • cynmac

      There will likely be hookers and blow.

      • BadKitty904

        Well, cheap hookers and low-grade blow.

    • BMW

      Accurate.

  • ArgieBargie

    My dad used to play Milo Yiannopoulos’ “Live at the Acropolis” CD all the time, and I fucking hated every minute of it.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    “the most fab party at the RNC”? Really? Obviously they’re not aware of Tony Perkins cocaine tasting and goat fuck to the music of Lynard Skynard….no wonder gay people can never win in the GOP. They simply don’t understand that being a racist asshole is only enough to get you heard!

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      I say we rename it since none of these people have a Fab bone in their body.
      The most drab party at the RNC?
      The most flab party at the RNC?
      The most blab party at the RNC?

      • AntiDerpomeme

        But definitely the least Arab party at the RNC.

      • Hairstrike Alpha

        “The most flab party at the RNC”
        Wait a minute, Newt, Roger Ailes, Trump and Chris Christie aren’t invited!

    • cynmac

      Which Tony Perkins? The actor? Or the Louisiana Congress critter? Or the news anchor?
      It would be irresponsible not to speculate!
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Perkins_(disambiguation)

  • AntiDerpomeme

    Timely, because I just finished reading a long rant on FB by a guy who claims to be a gay Trump supporter, claiming that Demorats are the real threat to gays because of their support of ISIS and their desire to shoot all the cops (apparently, this is step one in seizing all of the guns and declaring martial law). A few other guys, also claiming to be gay but probably not because also claiming to be liberals, replied to the ranter that he seemed a little confused about Donnie’s stance on marriage equality and his own fascist leanings, but crazy guy shut ’em all down by pointing out BENGHAZI111!!!1!! and private email servers.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      Face book is like a horrible thing. Srsly, wtf would you rant that shit on facebook where everyone can see forever?
      Stupid, stupid people. Go back to posting pics of kids and passing memes of kittens.

      • AntiDerpomeme

        Right?!? Do these people not worry about employment or relationships or social interactions in general?

        • Jen_Baker_VA

          Apparently not. But they will sure scream and cry how they were persecuted for their beliefs when they lose a job/spouse/potential spouse/rental property/etc

          No, serious, Mr. Yannowhatevers, we didn’t rent to you because we are pretty sure you are a deranged lunatic with access to explosives, as seen on your FB here, here, here and here.

    • BMW

      He thinks Hillary killed Ben Gozzi, the owner of a popular club in Greenwich Village.

  • JohnBull
  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Here is my rebuttal to Milo n’ his press release: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzAe3oJkWo0

  • AngryKatie

    I dunno, this sounds like a really awful party to me.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      Bunch of judgy people screaming about the evils of everyone else who isn’t them?
      Probably will run out of dip in an hour.

      • Hairstrike Alpha

        Ah hell the convenience store always has plenty of Skoal, Jen…

      • Andre

        But the derp will be bottomless. Kinda like these Lovecraftian horrors.

    • Suttree

      There is no open bar deep enough that would get me within 451 miles of that shitshow.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Heres another one, man I can find these in like the first page searching on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2n7vSPwhSU

  • Vecciojohn LLC

    As the hundred-year shitstorm that is Hurricane Donald bears down on the citizens of Cleveland, we offer them our thoughts and prayers and urge the President to declare a state of emergency now, while there’s still a chance to get food and supplies in and out of the city.

    • mardam422

      And FEMA trailers. Don’t forget the FEMA trailers.

      • Toadette

        If we rolled those in none of them would show up. They’re terrified of anything FEMA related.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          So you’re saying there’s no reason to hold the trailers, then?

    • Justno

      We need an insurance pool for this, like the NFIP is for a hundred-year flood.

  • AnOuthouse

    Will they all pull guns on groups of congregating people in solidarity with Gateway Pundits’ former friend and blogger, now felon?

    • Dibella

      God I hope so, that would make for an interesting news headline.

  • BMW

    Anyone got a source on that Steranko-inspired Trump/Nick Fury mock comic cover on the main page?

    • If you can find the post with the link for free tickets-I got mine yay- the site gives credit for the artwork. I can’t seem to find the post at the moment. Maybe you’ll have better luck!

  • BlackSix

    This post is borderline racist very hateful.

    • Тарас Шевченко

      They cant handle the gayness.

    • A reference to “hair” is racist? Sorry the reference is to “big hair” a phenomenon amongst 1980s white drama series.

    • Dr.Zoidberg

      Awww, do you need to borrow a handkerchief?

    • TheGrandWaz00

      You wanna see hateful, read the GOP platform.

    • anwisok

      I think you meant to post this to another article, because it doesn’t make much sense on this one. Stupid fuckin’ troll – can’t even troll the right article!

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      I know, it’s very anti-Cheeto spray tanned white men with dead weasels taped to their bald Zika-dome, how will you handle it?

    • Suttree

      There seems to be a correlation to all of the weak ass trolls that show up here and their affinity for Breitbart’s Home for the Terminally Butthurt.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      I’m sure whatever degenerate wingnut palid troll swamp you came from is the epitome of anti-racism. Why between the KKK- and Nazi love on the alt right I’m sure we can find one or two non-racists, no wait we can’t!

    • jmhm

      So, if someone posted something like, say, “Maybe Margaret Sanger had it right when she wanted to eliminate the blacks” you’d be offended?

  • Dibella

    Aw, Dominic’s trying to be relevant. Another cuck trying to hang with Proud Boys. I wish you could be on our level… buuuuuut since you might get triggered from all our sodomy, guns, Capitalism and fat shaming…. sooorrrry, you can’t make the cut.

    • Awwwww, little diddums is so scareded that he will remain an incel for the rest of his life.

      Go and get your leather daddy or your bear to give you a hug.

      • Dibella

        Who me? No I’m not gay, I just butt fuck skinny women. Funny how you thought that I wasn’t getting any…projecting much? I mean, that’s all you beta males do anyway. It’s actually quite helpful in my personal life – the women I pork tend to love a man who flaunts his privilege.

        • Yes, you are s-o-o-o- gay, that’s obvious from your phrasing.

          But despite that you remain an incel because no-one can stand your “Roger Ailes” genitalia.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          As a woman I must say that Biggie Big here has a point – I absolutely LOVE it when a man calls the act of romance “porking”.

          • Dibella

            I would never say that to a broad’s face, are you kidding?!?

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            Oh, you’re still here? I thought you had somewhere to go to make money like the alpha males do. Not much money to be made typing angry rants in mommy’s basement, is there?

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            You must be a Poe…few people are this genuinely stupid.

          • Aquaria

            You haven’t been to Mississippi lately, have you?

          • Your leather dad wants you upstairs for your thrashing

          • MarkM

            I suppose you must run out of conversational gambits rather quickly then…

          • Suttree

            I assume the only “broads” you get close enough to say anything to are one every third page that isn’t stuck together.

          • WomanInAMood

            IK, R? Those courtly, old-fashioned manners are so winning.

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            if he drove by in a pickup truck I bet he’d whistle and yell shit, too.

          • WomanInAMood

            And you know us gals find that so appealing!

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            I started carrying a grappling hook in my purse so I could hook me a man!

          • Anchors are good and you can get folding ones

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            And then when they start to get on your nerves you can re-purpose the anchor to weigh the body down! Excellent pro tip, thanks!

          • WomanInAMood

            I personally prefer a harpoon with a large suction cup on the end, to prevent any physical harm. And of course the tastiest catches are the men who catcall, shout rude words and refer to sex as “porking”.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            A gaff hook would work better…

          • Msgr_Moment

            Tswhat alpha men do.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            I clearly need to up my game…

        • Hairstrike Alpha

          Okay Roosh V, put the computer down and leave your mom’s basement.

          • timpundit

            She wants a real man in the house for once.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          Poor baby couldn’t get anybody to rise to his bait calling the New Black Panthers thugs up-thread, awwwww, so sad.

        • Gleem-McShinez

          Who me? No I’m not gay, I just butt fuck skinny women.

          This is too funny. No way it’s real. My even has been can-notted.

        • MarkM

          I suspect that the “women you pork” are more interested in the Ben Franklins you are flaunting than your privilege.

          • WomanInAMood

            I hope that they check those Franklins out for wet ink.

          • MarkM

            I’d want to wear rubber gloves if I was handling them…because you KNOW some of them will be stuck together.

          • Professor Fate

            and indeed soon he will be complaining about how women are only interested in his money. Which considering what we’ve seen of his personality isn’t really that bad a choice.

          • MarkM

            It’s the only choice, really…

        • Msgr_Moment

          I’m not a beta. I was decanted a delta. How about some centrifugal bumble-puppy a little later, hubba hubba?

    • WomanInAMood

      Oh sweetness heart – really? That’s the best you’ve got?

    • Astraea

      Is this supposed to make sense?

      • jmhm

        I got lost between the part where Dominic likes to watch his wife have sex with black men and is triggered by teh gay and the part where he wants to hang out with dimwitted alt twinks anyway.

        • WomanInAMood

          Oh, is that what it meant? Sorry, I don’t speak Wingnut.

          • jmhm

            I have to admit, you can’t handle my shallow narcissistic fiscal conservative homosexuality is a new twist.

            Oh, wait, no it isn’t. It’s Andrew Sullivan’s pose from the nineties.

          • WomanInAMood

            It’s always the classics, isn’t it?

    • Professor Fate

      Word salad this is yes?

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Are you the one who searched for “speaking in tongues gives me a boner” and came here?

      Because that up there is pretty close to gibberish.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      I’m guessing you use your guns to sodomize yourselves whilst fat shaming Rosie O’Donnell but maybe I don’t speak wingnut word salad quite so fluently.

    • jowgajen

      I’m still confused about cuck being a word. I assume the root is cuckold, but how is that the worst thing? Do people know what it means or doesn’t mean? Did they read it in Shakespeare? Because that’s the last place I saw it.

      • Sheepshagger

        It is apparently a varietal of racially charged porn. Freud that as you will.

      • anwisok

        Per Urban dictionary:

        A cuckservative is a self-styled “conservative” who will cravenly sell out and undermine his home country’s people, culture, and national interest in order to win approval with parties hostile or indifferent to them.

        Not sure why the troll thinks it fits Dominic.

        • jmhm

          It’s a non-alpha white male who likes watching their wife having sex with black men. They try to downplay that aspect of it now that they’re publicly associated with Trump.

    • MarkM

      Sodomising one another I suppose?

    • Msgr_Moment

      Is our trolls learning?

  • handyhippie65

    is this the simpson’s episode where homer won something, and went to pick it up, only to find out it was a popo sting?

  • anwisok

    I’m sure they have a WONDERFUL party ploanned. It’d be a shame if a bunch of people claimed all the free tickets, available at their website: , then didn’t show up, making it a sad, lonely party for the people stupid enough to pay 500 – 100 bucks to attend. So, don’t anyone do that!

    • limberrat

      Too bad you can only claim one at a time.

      • anwisok

        Yeah, I know. I wonder if they set a cookie or something, so you can only get 1 per computer?

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Wow, it feels good to be so bad!!!!! Tee hee :))

  • Ricky Gay

    i went back to ohio and my city was gone

  • RoyalUglyDudeness

    I’m guessing “college tour” means he drives around to various college towns, stands at the gate, and yells. Like that Brother Jeb guy.

    • Тарас Шевченко

      The only one doing the yelling is Trigglypuff.

      • jmhm

        I would really suggest that if you’re going to go back and forth between aggrieved progressive Sanders supporter and alt troll you go with your little friends and hide your history.

        • Тарас Шевченко

          I have nothing to hide. Sanders, until he sold out his supporters, got a raw deal going against Clinton in the Primary. I agreed with him on almost nothing but he seemed to at least have a genuine belief in what he was saying.

          • Msgr_Moment

            So does Cruz.

          • Тарас Шевченко

            There is a similar disappointment for him.

          • jmhm

            And suddenly the Monty Python argument sketch appeared in comments.

            You’re silly.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

          • Everyone’s a sell out except you. Good thing you’re a dying breed

          • Тарас Шевченко

            I would not say everyone except for me is a sellout. You are being a bit presumptuous.

          • No, Im judging you as a narcissist on the contents of your posts.

          • WomanInAMood

            I also have a genuine belief in what I’m saying. Piss off.

          • Тарас Шевченко

            Lovely.

          • WomanInAMood

            Yes I am. And piss off.

          • Тарас Шевченко

            I love you too.

          • WomanInAMood

            You know, Dan Savage might have some suggestions for you to cope with your kink, you sad little person.

          • Тарас Шевченко

            Judging by the severely agitated tone you are putting forth in response to my relatively benign remarks, I would not seem to be the one with a coping issue.

          • No dear, you are a sick little troll who is jerking off over your keyboard as we speak.

          • Тарас Шевченко

            Curious what mental paths you go to first.

          • It’s easy when A Idiot like you shows up.

          • Тарас Шевченко

            Oh no it is not. You have to be well practiced to go right to the lewd jokes.

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            Don’t you have a basement to tidy up before mom gets home? I hear she’s tired of all the empty Cheetos bags lying around.

          • Тарас Шевченко

            If imagining that to be true would make you happier. Who am I to stop you.

          • Well idiots give us so mush practice Mr Cobblers

          • WomanInAMood

            Yes, I am so agitated. You have me so upset. Golly, how shall I ever recover from the shock.

            That was sarcasm. Idiot.

          • Тарас Шевченко

            My point stands.

          • WomanInAMood

            You are just boring. Please go back to Breitbart where have found your true home, and stop being a very minor annoyance in an otherwise pleasant day.

          • jmhm

            Right. And you’ve been right up front all this time about being a Trump supporter who was just spamming the internet for Bernie because he was getting a raw deal.

          • Тарас Шевченко

            You don’t yet realize that those aren’t mutually exclusive.

          • jmhm

            No, I’ve been pretty convinced all along that the most offensive of the Senator’s supporters were cosplaying progressives so they could start shit in blog comments. It’s just amusing watching you pretend to be offended.

          • Тарас Шевченко

            If you can’t acknowledge my respect for a man who did very good work for civil rights for much of his early life and is an earnest if not misguided believer in democratic socialism then that will just be that.

          • jmhm

            Yes, I imagine most Breitbart fans are motivated by that very impulse.

          • But somehow you have no respect for a woman who did more for civil rights in her life than Bernie “I’m a Democrat now” Sanders

          • Тарас Шевченко

            The lady who campaigned for Goldwater? The wife of the man who’s 1992 campaign button bore a Confederate battle flag? I haven’t as much confidence in her position on civil rights.

          • RoyalUglyDudeness

            Goldwater founded Planned Parenthood in Arizona.
            Today’s Republicans aren’t fit to lick his wing tips.

          • Oh, my Guard – what a reach!

          • jmhm

            But as a Trump supporter you’re actively opposed to civil rights, so why would your faith in HIllary’s sincerity be a problem?

      • RoyalUglyDudeness

        No one knows what you are talking about. Is that trollspeak?

    • Longitudinally Enabled

      I thought “college tour” was code for trolling campuses for the occasional furtive beej deep in the library stacks.

  • Fartknocker

    I’m sure the GOP will be passing out gift bags. It would be nice to include a nice, colorful dildo and some sex lubricant.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Like, we have to vote Republican because there may be people who hate us more than they do if possible.

  • Vecciojohn LLC

    God is about to punish Cleveland. I hope you homos are proud of yourselves!

    • mardam422

      About to? Where you been, bra?

    • timpundit

      Well, we had help, but you’re welcome just the same.

  • Señor Skwerl King

    What about the fully armed and operational New Black Panther Party? That sounds interesting!

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-black-panthers-will-go-to-cleveland-with-guns-for-self-defense/

    • Dibella

      Now there’s a popcorn moment, watching all those thugs getting a one way ticket to DNS

      • Don’t be jealous, we’ll get you tickets to the Adolf and Eva transvestite show.

      • Yup, all those idiot misogynists, MGTOWs and incels like you being sent to the Alaskan gulag, it will make the world such a better place.

    • limberrat

      BAN GUNZ!!!!

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Milo might think he’s Ernst Rohm to the Trumpenfuhrer but he’s just a common Stormtrumper. He’s definitely not part of the elite Trumpenstaffel no matter what he tells people…minor member of the National Trumpalist Party.

    • Vecciojohn LLC

      He’s kind of a beer hall putz if ya ast me!

    • The big problem with the Trump organisation is that there is no Rohm at the top.

      • Msgr_Moment

        Just a bunch a knob goebblers.

      • timpundit

        After the convention they’re Goering to make room.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        I hope you’re reich!

      • Hairstrike Alpha

        I gestapo that you might have a point…

  • BMW

    I am not that familiar with him, so I dug up this as a reference.
    http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Milo_Yiannopoulos

  • Derek_V

    All the homphobes on here. Stunning.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Come for the homophobes, stay for the homophones!

      • TheGrandWaz00

        Real eyes
        Realize
        Real lies

      • Msgr_Moment

        Eye No, write?

      • WomanInAMood

        You surely meant cum.

      • therblig

        but i wanted an obamaphone!!

    • Toadette

      Musta been something on Twitter and the Alpha Man Virigins Club got wind of it or something.

    • And the misogynist. Who is an “Alpha”

      Bwahahahahaha.

      Sorry I couldn’t type that with a straight face

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      I know, right? I mean they have an event hosted by completely gay Luka Magnotta, er Milo there and have it be an alt-right neo-Nazi gathering with Ann Coulter? Tons of homophobes.

    • jmhm

      Hey, Derek.

      You’d probably want to keep in mind that the bernbro you’re pretending to be in most of your posts is actually the “SJW retard” you have such contempt for in the rest of them. Just not effective, son.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Stunning? I’m glad somebody finally appreciates my taffeta ballroom gown. Toodles.

      • timpundit

        I was gonna say, FINALLY some recognition for all that work you did on the piping.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        You mean you’re not a Monsignor in the Catholic Church, and that taffeta ballroom gown isn’t the standard uniform? I’m shocked.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      What, pray tell, is a “homphobe?” Whatever it may be, I do not think it means what you think it means.

      • MarkM

        I really don’t think ANYTHING means what he thinks it means.

      • Rick Hill

        I really think it means anyone with a fear of one of these….

    • Rick Hill

      They must be killing time till the five o’clock whistle blows…(read that any way you want to…..)

    • RoyalUglyDudeness

      I’m not afraid of no homs.

  • Jonathan Blakemore

    Ad hominem, ad hominem, ad hominem. Take a logic class you museum grade idiot.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      So says a supporter of Donald Fucking Trump, give me a call when your leader learns to speak at a 4th grade level.

    • BMW

      This are jokes, not journalism.

    • timpundit

      Someone learned a new word today. Good boy.

    • Sheepshagger

      “Thank you. And keep your AR close. There people are Mordor evil, but we got your back like a rescue pit-bull”.

      That’s you right ? Yesterday. You’re supposed to set ya comment history to private ya dingus. Failed trolling school again.

      • MarkM

        The goat got him…

    • anwisok

      Calling someone names isn’t ad hom. Saying they are wrong because they an insult fits them is ad hom. If you’re going to troll, at least do a decent job of it!

      • Jonathan Blakemore

        ad ho·mi·nem
        [ˌad ˈhämənəm]ADVERB
        (of an argument or reaction) directed against a person rather than the position they are maintaining:
        “vicious ad hominem attacks”

        • Hairstrike Alpha

          Well considering this is a political blog and just like dead Breitbart’s Big Pantshitting empire is not bound to logical discourse maybe you should take a chill pill. Or go change your armor…by the way, every.single.one. of Milo’s gathering of the aggrieved distended anuses have made their entire careers based on ad homs so ya know, shut the fuck up Omega.

        • therblig

          ad homina homina homina

          attacks directed at bus drivers

        • anwisok

          You are still misunderstanding. Using insulting terms which accurately describe a person’s position isn’t an ad hom. It’s merely rude. If I call you a Troll, it’s a statement of fact. If I call you a coke-snorting pole smoking feltcher – THAT would be an aad-hom.

          • jmhm

            I think it’s only an aaad-hom if you say that his argument is invalid because he’s a coke-snorting pole smoking feltcher.

        • This is not a debate. You are not the keeper of the grail

          This is an insult, shitbreath.

    • Msgr_Moment

      So what’s your dick joke? We’re waiting.

      • Usedtobeyellerdawg

        I bet it’s a short one.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        It’s probably unfair to assume his dick is a joke. I heard it fell flat.

    • jmhm

      Golly. It’s a blog comment from 2003.

      Are you posting from a DeLorean, or did a wormhole open up?

      • Longitudinally Enabled

        What a coincidence! My sister’s roommate’s ex-husband’s next-door-neighbor bought a DeLorean with the $500 a day she earns by shitposting Wonkette! If she makes that much on a site which doesn’t allow comments, just think how much you could earn!

        • jmhm

          $98/hour or GTFO

    • TheGrandWaz00

      I have adhominem blocker plus, so the article showed up just fine.

    • Rick Hill

      It’s not as funny if you don’t also have a mental image of Moe Howard at the same time….

    • This is an article, not a debate.

      This is an insult You’re a wazzack

    • RoyalUglyDudeness

      Why are you hanging out here? Isn’t it time to board the steamer to Cleveland?

      • Msgr_Moment

        “An enjoyable cruise, led by a dirty little captain named Sanchez. Would go again.”

    • doktorzoom

      Me: Excuse me, but I happen to have a PhD in Rhetoric right here, and he has something to say to you:

      Me, also: You know nothing of my work.

      Let me just briefly adapt a point I made a couple years back to a similarly deluded sod:

      We would like to at least help educate “Jonathan Blakemore,” should such a thing be possible: an ad hominem attack is different from an insult. For example, “Jonathan Blakemore is a syphilitic whoretortoise” is an insult. An ad hominem argument would be the substitution of an insult for a reason in an argument, as in, “Jonathan Blakemore is wrong about Dominic’s article because he is a rodent-felching gnome-buggerer.” The mere presence of an insult does not create an ad hominem argument, as long as there is also an argument being made: “Jonathan Blakemore’s comment is a mislabeled attack on Dominc’s alleged rhetorical sins, but the pathetic fuckbag couldn’t be troubled to actually demonstrate that Dominic had a flaw in his logic. Christ, what a tosser.” Glad we could be of assistance, nutclot.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    My goodness, we need an exterminator in here! The vermin are climbing on the furniture and hogging the popcorn!

  • timpundit

    Pam Geller was totally overshadowed by Robin Williams in the 80s sitcom they did.

    • Sheepshagger

      That’s where the illegal alien fetish started.

    • Jeff in the desert

      Can she bend spoons with her mind…oh wait…hahahaha

      • MarkM

        No, but she can contort logic and sanity like nobody’s business.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Honestly, that’s the first thing I thought when I heard her name!

    • jmhm

      She just has a soft spot for rich crooks who give out the Observer to their shiftless kids.

  • calliecallie

    This is a really good reason for someone to give Evan shelter while he is in Cleveland. Has he found a home yet? Because he will need a good place to crash after attending that fun bash (for reporting purposes only).

  • Dibella

    What happened to my comments? Did some BLM niĝger or wonkette cunt get triggered? Whoops, there it is, nevermind!

    • jowgajen

      Wonkette cunt seems like another good t-shirt idea!

      • Toadette

        I’d totally buy one.

        • SDGeoff

          I would gladly wear one.

      • Msgr_Moment

        The Cunt that Ate Cleveland. Yep. I’m in.

      • timpundit

        Mechandise ideaz!

      • Hairstrike Alpha

        and a nice, warm crevice to find ones self in….

      • Nova McIntosh

        Yaaassss. WANT!

      • Gleem-McShinez

        Or… panties??

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          OOOOOH, panties! Good call!

        • Hairstrike Alpha

          Lucy Lawless must model them…that is my demand.

        • I’d buy a pair …

          They’d be for my Best Beloved, honestly

          really

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            I totally, totally believe you.
            Totally.

    • Your comments were put in their appropriate place.

    • Msgr_Moment

      I’m guessing you have a serious anger issue. And lack of humor. The fault is not in our stars, but in ourselves.

    • Rick Hill

      The Derp/English transmagorifier must be on the fritz.

    • Not sure about getting triggered, but a lot of us get fingered. Although I am guessing in a much more fun manner than you get fingered, sweety.

      • Rick Hill

        Erk…ack….gleep…my inner filter is going nutso….trying to make a comment without sounding like a total perv….how about if I just sound like a creepy perv? Would that work?

        • I rather you be a total perv. Creepy perv is too much like Donny and Newt.

          • Rick Hill

            I guess you’re right. I’M a much better class of perv than those two losers.

    • Jeff in the desert

      Please Dok, I hate that word…get it off GET IT OFF!!!!!

      • Jeff in the desert

        Oh. Not the “c” word.

        • RoyalUglyDudeness

          “Comment?”

          • Astraea

            Wonkette definitely doesn’t allow those.

          • Rick Hill

            Ding ding ding. You said the magic word

          • limberrat

            Like Radical Islamic Terrorism?

          • Jeff in the desert

            the RIT of Habeastous Corpus

          • SDGeoff

            That’s the one.

    • Astraea
    • timpundit

      We bronzed them and put them in a safe place to make fun of later. We can’t waste all the good material mid week.

    • jmhm

      How sad that not only don’t you have anything better to do, neither do your few friends.

    • MarkM

      Thought you had to go back to work? Doing Alpha male stuff no doubt…mopping floors, cleaning toilets, changing bedpans…living in mom’s basement comes at a heavy price, doesn’t it?

      • therblig

        jizz mopping pays big bucks. someday he’ll be able to actually afford a mop.

        • Jeff in the desert

          Now that’s job creation at a Trump Casino/Brothel.

      • Jeff in the desert

        Some of that is honest work. living in Mom’s basement though….

    • SDGeoff

      That’s attractive.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Golly, this is exciting! I almost never get here in time to play with the trolls!! I just have one question: which one of you tracked this in here?

      • SDGeoff

        Me too, me too! Finally a front row seat.

      • BrianW

        This was my first troll too. I feel kinda tingly.

      • doktorzoom

        Apparently Milo Yiannopoulos tweeted the story. Internet Flying Monkey Brigade inbound. Banhammer of Loving Correction (© and ™ John Scalzi) armed and ready.

        • WomanInAMood

          Oh, this is going to be a fun afternoon.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          Well, all the upfists for the increase in site traffic, I guess. We’ll just all have to get out the economy-size shitstain remover after you send them to Comments Jail.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          I never saw a banhammerin’ before… with an official “what happened to my comments” coda, too

          • WomanInAMood

            I’m still pretty new, and I’ve only seen a few. Never nothing like this. It’s like having sugar ants in the kitchen, they’re small, they’re harmless, they’re annoying, and they’re freaking everywhere. For all I know this happens a lot, but whoa, Nelly! My favorite so far is Homo Cyrillic Dude. I think he thinks that I’m genuinely upset. Because I’m a girl, and you know how delicate us girls are.

            Just wanted to add that the Homo is not a slur, but an attempt to put him or her in the proper genus. And in my family and friends, dude has become gender neutral – my brothers call me dude all the time.

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            My son used to call me dude. “Dude, Mom,” he would say in tones of protest.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            I’ve seen some of that genderless Duding…

            I can’t remember the details, whether it was that I kinda knew the kid as a pal of one of my daughters, or I knew the parent and not the kid at all… Oh.. I remember now.. I kinda knew both…

            Anyways, being the guy who’ll coax a thank you out of the most jaded trick or treater, the daughter in this interaction full-on Duded her mom in this public/group setting… I was like, arms akimbo… “Did you just Dude you mom!?”

            It looked like the call-out was kinda appreciated.

            As for homo…. I do think Dude covers the homo genus pretty-well all by its ownself…

          • doktorzoom

            I’ve seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by genderless Duding

          • Beanz&Berryz

            In the cases I can think of, middle-aged genderless Duding was just the sign of a mind destroyed by other meanses…

          • cynmac

          • WomanInAMood

            We don’t dude our Mom. Because she’s mom. Just wanted to make clear that however obvious it is that HCD is a guy, there’s always the chance I could be wrong. Humility, that’s how I roll.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Humility is a good thing, and sibling duding is fine… But I agree. Maternal duding isn’t OK, hence my call-out…

            and the “however obvious it is that HCD is a guy, there’s always the chance I could be wrong” comment brings to mind… one of my own personal lessons through some of our recent national trans bathroom, ghey this or that kerfuffling. I think I finally, to a much greater degree than before, got to the place of realizing that what parts are in someone’s pants is almost always totally not relevant to me in any regard cuz I’m not going to be anywhere near to being or peeking inside those pants.

            I’d long ago accepted that what people DID with what’s in their pants is fine so long as whomever they were doing that with was fine with it. But with this kefuffling, I realized that even as a feminist-type guy I still would notice that I might notice what might be in the pants of someone who I thought was a woman, even though there was a 99.9999999% likelihood that my actual knowing that wasn’t ever remotely even going to be known. So, particularly this trans bathroom thing, got me realizing I just don’t even need to wonder such things. Well, OK, I’m slow to learn, but I am trying not to notice…

            That’s kinda my humility thing, in a way.

          • WomanInAMood

            That’s really honest. I have no idea what generation you are, but I certainly grew up very binary – you are one or the other – boy, girl – those are the options. For all the “get off my lawn!” feelings I sometimes have, I truly have to give some credit to the Millenials. They are, at least in our little corner of the pea patch, really opening up my eyes to a dimension of the human experience I had never even looked at when I was their age.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            I’m Dok’s generation… I grew up fixatedly straightly cis male and with the Gheys around, and that was all fine and good. But that straightly fixatedness could be a distraction, even being from a supportive, feminist perspective. (Strong wimminz are hawt!) It has really been a realization for me, mostly through the trans bathroom thing, just really deeply how little it matters to me what’s in someone else’s pantses. So i’m trying to learn… be less fixatedly.

          • WomanInAMood

            Maybe it’s the whole socialized (not in a commies are supporting Obama way, but in the being taught that this is how you live way) gender thing, but I can honestly say, that I’ve never much cared about what is in other people’s pants, unless that seems likely to have a direct impact on my life. Unfortunately, for many women – be they cis or trans, – that’s not always meant as a positive, hubba-hubba kinda thing. Urination? There is no way to express my lack of interest. Possible nut job who could cause me serious bodily harm? Yup, I care greatly. Despite what the RWNJs would have you think, for most women of whatever flavor, the ones to watch out for are the “straight” men.

            Of course, I do pay attention when things seem to get personal for much more enjoyable reasons. Because, well, I’m human.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Agreed about the risks for women, and appreciate the reality of those risks – with 20-something daughters. To go all stereotypy, at least in straight cis terms (there’s a funny qualification I’ve not made before),I think women are generally better than men at not sexualizing perceptions of random other people. Not that there’s any action taken on almost all of that (mental) sexualizing, it can be a nuisance of a mental flash when it’s not really needed for anything… And turning off those mental flashes is kinda what I’m talking about.

            And ya, in that .0000001% of time that it does get personal…

          • WomanInAMood

            Thank whatever you choose to thank for that .0000001%. Because personal….

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Agreed….

          • WomanInAMood

            Strangely enough, I’m smiling right now. You are good people, as my grandpa used to say.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Thank you. And so are you. Glad to share wonkepdx with you. Fun, interesting conversations are fun and interesting…

          • Beanz&Berryz

            I looked up Taleggio. I’m gonna have to find some. Where is it in Portland?

          • WomanInAMood

            You can find it in most specialty cheese shops, or, as my mother would say, “fancy pants” cheese counters in the decent grocery stores. Funny you should say that, I seriously just finished a chunk of it on bread for supper. I love it, but you have to be willing to not be wierded out by the smell. It’s so lush and floral, yet deep and….oh, yeah.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            I use the term fancy pants a fair bit… not in a derisive way…

          • WomanInAMood

            I like fancy pants myself….of course I don’t wear them….and not in a derisive way.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Ohh… And now I get who Cyrillic Dude is… ok…

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      Your mom came behind you and cleaned them up…back to the fry station with you, capitalist super hero.

      • Jeff in the desert

        Again, some people can’t help working honestly at a fry station….but the fucking asshole’s mouth is something else.

        • Hairstrike Alpha

          psst :Don’t devolve into overly sensitive lefty stereotypes in front of the wingnuts:

          • Jeff in the desert

            Aw, I am sorry……FUCK YOU YOU SLIMY FRY FRYING BRAIN DEAD SHIT FER BRAINS!!!!!

    • TJ Barke

      Look how brave you are! Saying disgusting things. You sure are rebel showing us what for, and not a vile piece of garbage.

    • Nova McIntosh

      MILDRED?! That you???
      Whew! The nursing home has been worried sick when they didn’t see you at early bird breakfast.

    • Callyson

      Hi ShyPixel–this troll is hurt because we aren’t reading the ignorant comments he, she, or it has to say. Isn’t that cute?

    • BrianW

      Semi-pro tip: Using a caret (^) over one of the g’s in your racial slur doesn’t make you look any smarter. Honestly, I’m not sure just what would accomplish that.

      • data_ninja

        It’s a lame ass trick to get past content scanners that have a word list to match up against. Such cunning!

        • Jeff in the desert

          cunting…..

          • data_ninja

            Yes, also too.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          Big brainiac apparently hasn’t noticed that the only filter we have at Wonkette is the banhammer of loving correction.

        • BrianW

          Oh, OK. I have learned something new today! Not something useful (for me, anyway, because I’m not that terrible a person), but still interesting.

    • Nope it was a SJW with a really big banhammer

    • timpundit

      the embarrassment was too much for them so they self-deleted

      • iceweasels

        With any luck, its voice will become too embarrassed to keep letting it talk. Dibella would make an excellent mute.

      • ViveLaRes

        Dang, I turn my back for 15 minutes (my employer seems to expect some occasional work product, the jerk) and I miss the troll.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          It’s okay, apparently there are droves of them on the way – we’ve been cross-posted at the Home for Perpetual Butthurt.

  • Msgr_Moment

  • johnnyangel

    “cool Republicans”
    Is that really a thing?

    • Only when they get stuck in the walk-in refrigerator.

    • Sheepshagger

      Ronald’s corpse is pretty cold

      • johnnyangel

        Too soon

        • Aquaria

          Nope. Long time coming.

    • Jeff in the desert

      Actually, no.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      They keep them on ice and thaw them out when there’s a election.

  • RoyalUglyDudeness

    What is even up with that comic book cover? The hip kids know that Marvel has already turned Trump into their latest villain:

    • therblig

      Magnanimous has better hair, but the hands seem right

  • Rick Hill

    You know, I hadn’t thought out how the show would run. We’ve mostly looked at how no one and their brother’s idiot brother wanted to be associated with the convention. Not only will it be an unbridled hate fest but it will be D-listers doing the hating. The all know this will be their chance to shine, to show the big kids they, too, have a little game…

    • WomanInAMood

      It is going to be ugly. Pat Buchanon on meth with extra hate ugly.

      • Rick Hill

        I think it’s going to show one, ugly hateful face to the world. I think it will be worse for the gop than we have been imagining.

        • MarkM

          I devoutly hope so. My only fear is that a lot of people will actually like what they see.

          • Rick Hill

            Think about it. The rhetoric has only ramped up, of late. The d-listers think they’re on script but all they got is playground taunts. They may not get up and shout Hillary’s a cant! but, who knows?

      • Msgr_Moment

        Vintage Pat Buchanan 1992. I still keep a bottle in my cellar. A strident bouquet. Goes well with nothing.

        • WomanInAMood

          Molly Ivans was right. He did sound better in the original German.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            That line so typifies Ms. Ivins’ clever brevity and clarity…

          • WomanInAMood

            Wouldn’t she be having fun right now?

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Oh my, yes she would. Shrub was subtle in his befuddlement and policy mendacity. With Trump she could unleash all her talented splendor. I miss her.

    • Nyumbu

      It’s not so much that the A- and B-listers hate Trump. They’re afraid they might get injured or killed in the inevitable riots.

    • Aquaria

      I wonder if they’ll provide translations from the original German….

  • TJ Barke

    How exactly do they think they’re going to solve the muslim question? What exactly is going to be their final solution?

    • Jeff in the desert

      I have some ideas however they are so over the top I can’t repeat them. Black humor has limits.

      • TJ Barke

        But I mean, really, what the fuck do they think they’re gonna do? Commit genocide against them? Invade and occupy all their land and force them to convert? I mean get fucking real.

        • Usedtobeyellerdawg

          I thought the invade/convert thing was the whole reason we went into Iraq.

          • TJ Barke

            Only for the crazier wingnuts.

          • MarkM

            They figured on a little give and take. America would GIVE them Christianity and democracy, and TAKE their stone age attitudes about women and gays. Win-win!
            They didn’t worry about racism, figuring the home-grown variety was good enough.

          • JustDon’tSayDittos

            I thought the invade/convert thing was the whole reason we went into Iraq invaded 10th century Palestine.

            ftfy
            Apologies if I got the century wrong

        • Sheepshagger

          Ah that kinda is what they think.

        • Gleem-McShinez

          Genocide? Noo!!

          They’re just on a Crusade!

          These snapchatting Ritalin addicts probably only know that word from some videogame.

        • Tio_Doidinho

          They really don’t tend to think about goals. Endless variations of “somebody needs to do something about all these ferriners RIGHT NOW!!1!” or suggestions that they all “go back where they came from”.

          But they really really like those neofascists though…attempts to point out that skinhead neofascists aren’t known to be particularly gay-friendly fall on deaf ears.

        • Msgr_Moment

          Oh, c’mon. Converting the heathen is just as easy as converting strangers on another blog that their views are absolutely 100% wrong, if they actually stopped to think about them.

        • malsperanza

          Bomb bomb bomb
          Bomb bomb Iran

    • Yup, it is a problem though personally I prefer silk muslin to cotton.

      • Suse

        Belgian linen or GTFO

    • mardam422

      Don’t say final solution. Just sayin’.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        I assumed that was TJ’s point.

      • Msgr_Moment

        You know who else? You know who else.

    • iceweasels

      It depends on how much power they end up with. I don’t think we have any doubts what a bunch of white supremacists with power are capable of doing.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      That’s the same question I ask about what they’re going to do with all of us atheists when they try to impose “Christian” sharia law on us. I assume they have a “final solution” solution in mind, if you know what I mean and I know that you do.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      I get into tussles with these fuckwits on a gay discussion board. The “discussion” about What To Do With The Evil Muslims turns into a nonstop orgy of wailing how all Muslims on the planet are the evilest evilers who ever eviled, who are destroying Europe, have a death wish to kill all the gay boys dead, and By God Need To Be Stopped.

      And that liberals are the real conservatives, because they refuse to do something about all the evil Muslims, who are truly evil.

      Actionable solutions, not so much. But they’ve got two-minute hate down to an art form.

    • Msgr_Moment

      How do you solve a problem like sharia?

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        I’ve noticed in the last couple of days that your snark is exceptionally sharp!

        • Msgr_Moment

          It’ll be falling off the clef pretty soon.

          • Shan the Libtart

            I actually winced just now.

          • JustDon’tSayDittos

            Noted

    • Suse

      I think the wingnuts should have to invade the Muslins cosplaying the Crusades thing with only horses, swords, and bibles. Onward Christian Soldiers!

      • Biff52

        Also, rabbits:

        • TJ Barke

          That rabbit’s dynamite!

          • Biff52

            Crusader Rabbit is from way back in the days of black and white cartoons. I can’t bring myself to call it animation, though.

          • The Wanderer

            Colonel Bleep?

          • Biff52

            We didn’t have a TV until somewhat later, and a color TV? Not until I was in my late 20’s! Therefore, all TV was black and white TV to me…

          • Suse

            Not animation, but still lots of fun.

        • Suse

          I loved that show. Don’t forget Rags the Tiger, also too.

      • Aquaria

        Please don’t encourage them. On their way through various countries to the Levant, they Crusaders murdered Jews every time they got the chance.

  • Me not sure

    “Waiter! There’s baloney in my gyro!

  • Bitter Scribe

    Every gay person in the United States who feels at risk of being exterminated by Islam, raise your hand.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Much like Trump’s tiny hands trying to grasp a pencil, Milo and the Cum Stains can’t seem to get a grip on the facts at hand.

  • The only time I’m ashamed of sucking cock is when I remember these self-hating quislings also engage in it.

  • Callyson

    Troll alert: look for Dibella below!

    • Nyumbu

      ooh.

    • Suse

      A Dibella of Martha & The Dibellas?

      • Msgr_Moment

        Cruella Dibella.

    • limberrat

      Got a new one!

    • Biff52

      I expected better from “one-eye” above, though.

  • anwisok

    And . . . Miller time! Figuratively only!

  • iceweasels

    Worst gay party EVAR.

  • Rick Hill

    Hey! Can we get a petition going to save the trolls? Some of the wackiest comments here in reply to them…don’t let them be erased by the ban hammer of fate! Don’t pluck your magic twanger, Froggy!!

  • One-Eye

    It’ll be amazing. So much triggering Liberal butthurt on one stage…

    Trump 2016!!

    • Spotts1701

      Yeah, it’ll be amazing. Sort of like how supernovas are amazing – granted they obliterate everything in the vicinity when they go, but it’s pretty cool for that fraction of a second.

      • Hairstrike Alpha

        He has one-eye and a cleft asshole…

    • limberrat

      Overweight Cheeto Head 2016!

    • Msgr_Moment

      Hillary 201666! So there!

    • BrianW

      What, was “One-Brain Cell” already taken as a user name?

    • GDleftyPart2

      Open that one eye and look around, you’ll be amazed at everyone pointing and laughing at you.

    • You do realise your screen name is a euphemism for the exit of the urethra?

      • The Wanderer

        Confusion say: Man who look through penis have cock-eyed view of world.

        • Dear Fnoord! that’s old

          Still funny

          but old

    • Suse

      Newt, Rudy, Chris…?

    • Msgr_Moment

  • Suse

    Is it all gonna be on the teevee? Will there be an open thread? Will there be drinks and those cakes we like? Cedar cheese with the little Jesus crackers?

    • Rick Hill

      “Well, you can’t go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain’t ketchup!”

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Dammit, don’t kill them before we’ze can insult them! Sad!

  • GDleftyPart2

    If you advertise your party as “fab”, it’s painfully clear that it will be anything but….

  • Jenny

    Wait, wasn’t this Milo guy just “satiring” about women being the worst because they don’t love alpha males?

    Now they’re all gay? Or are all these people showing up to drink and then haze any real gays that stupidly show up?

    • Msgr_Moment

      No idea. I’m thoroughly cuckfused.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      At one point one becomes so manly that one becomes homosexual because women are simply too feminine for one.

      Or something like that.

      • WomanInAMood

        That sound a little bit Spartan. In the historical way.

  • Shank

    Anyone who riles the regressive left up so much can’t be all bad.

    • Spotts1701

      I simply must speak with the management about the quality of wingnuts that enter this establishment. This sort of banality just won’t do at all.

      • Suse

        Weak, sad…

        • BrianW

          Low energy, as trolls go.

      • Shank

        So…what you’re saying is that if someone isn’t a regressive leftist, they simply have to be a right-wing fanatic. I guess your mother didn’t teach you about the fallacy of the excluded middle. Or personal hygiene. Or how to do up your zipper without getting your dick caught in it.

        • The Wanderer

          Well then, sirrah, unfold thyself. Of what ideological suasion art thou?

        • Sheepshagger

          I bet you never get your nubbin stuck in a zipper.

        • Tio_Doidinho

          Oooh! I know where you slithered over from! Your “regressive leftist” gives you away!

          Now tell us how we’re all Neville Chamberlain because we don’t hate Muslims as much as you do!

        • Hairstrike Alpha

          Hahaha so cute…the regressive left. Yep, it’s the left that wants to ya know, drag the culture back to the 1920’s. Or in Trump’s case, 1932 Germany.

        • Spotts1701

          Son, if this is the best you’ve got I suggest you go peddle your papers elsewhere. You’re boring, you’re banal, and pretty soon you’ll be “bye bye”.

          • Suse

            Bang, bang
            Doktor’s silver hammer
            Came down upon his head…

          • Bear OmNomNom

            It’s times like this I wish “banal” were pronounced with a long initial A.

      • MarkM

        They are a pathetic lot, aren’t they…

    • New account troll is till a troll

      • Shank

        Seems like someone doesn’t get how disqus works.

        P.S. – Just out of idle curiosity, how are you defining “troll’? Is it “Someone with an opinion I don’t like”, or is it “Someone I don’t like with an opinion”?

        • Suse

          AOT,K

        • GDleftyPart2

          Low count dipshit for starters.

          • Shank

            Click on my profile, Sherlock. See my join date and post count.

          • GDleftyPart2

            515, wow.
            I liked this gem of wisdom though…
            .”Shank Jefeofthewatertribe 2 days ago
            I loved Ghostbusters 2!
            Then again, I also love hammering rusty nails up my pee-hole.”

            I got lots of rusty nails, just saying, pee hole guy……

          • Shank

            Well, I guess that, compared to you, I AM a newb. You’ve got over twenty-one THOUSAND posts. Is what you’re sitting on even squishy anymore?

          • GDleftyPart2

            Haha, what exactly are you sitting on and why is it squishy?
            Wait, never mind, I’m afraid you’ll actually tell me about your squishy….

        • Rick Hill

          Is that your opinion or did you just borrow it?

        • BrianW

          An account so new that your comments haven’t even registered on Disqus yet, maybe?

          • Shank

            What the fuck are you talking about? My join date is August 2013. Nitwit.

          • BrianW

            Not when I click on your name. I will refrain from calling you anything, because I guess I’m a liberal wussy and we’re just nice that way.

          • That is a typo, August 2013 is actually your sell by date.

          • Tio_Doidinho

            Acutally, he’s dumb enough to leave his history up. Posts tons of MRA nonsense over at the Onion AV club. Yet another proud member of He-Man Woman-Hater’s Club, Homo Division.

          • BrianW

            Hmmm, OK. For some reason that is not what I get when I clicked on his username. Probably just as well, though. From what you’re saying, it wouldn’t settle my stomach any. Fortunately, MRA Dumbshit isn’t contagious through our computers. My condolences for having to wade through his other verbal sharts.

          • WomanInAMood

            Did you get the ios beta testing thingie?

          • BrianW

            Ummm, don’t know. Also, don’t care enough about the troll to do any further research.

        • Jenny

          Neither. It’s defined as a poster using inflammatory language to sow discord amongst the community.

          In other words, your attempts at definition are just as useless as your opinion.

        • MarkM

          You seem to qualify under any and all definitions…and don’t pretend that wasn’t your intention when you posted…troll.

          • Shank

            Why would I pretend that? Riling the terminally self-righteous never fails to amuse.

          • MarkM

            You think I’m RILED!? Oh dear…rather disgusted yes, certainly meanly amused, but hardly riled. You are far too insignificant to get me riled.

          • jmhm

            So your issue with being refered to as a troll is what, exactly? I mean, you’re proud of it. It’s an activity you can take part in with your friends. I would think you’d embrace it.

        • jmhm

          How about folks from behind the baseboards of an internet hate site who come into the comments of a site they don’t read specifically to offend as many people as possible?

    • Anyone you support can’t be all that good.

    • The Wanderer

      (yawns) Oh! Pardon me, did you say something?

    • Rick Hill

      Shank, huh? So you like to stick it to guys from behind?

      • Shank

        Would you have a problem if I did? What’s it like being such a homophobe?

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          Hey, guys – this one can spell homophobe!

          • Msgr_Moment

            Obviously somebody sent them. Or they’re all the same person.

          • Suttree

            I missed him. Was he also from Breitbart’s Home for the Closeted Self-Hating Homophobes?

          • Suse

            Can he spell teleprompter?

        • Rick Hill

          Are you asking me on a date?

          • Shank

            Nah, if I were gay I’m pretty sure I’d have more taste.

          • Rick Hill

            I’d have to guess you don’t have as much taste as you give yourself credit for.

          • Suttree

            Well, I wasn’t expecting that when I clicked on the link. I think I’ll go back to my old rule of never clicking on the link. Not that there is anything wrong with that. :)

          • Rick Hill

            There are some difficult to handle pics but the commentary cracks me up.

          • It’s okay, Marcus will see you now.

          • Don’t settle Rick, you can do much better.

    • New account troll is still a troll.

      … or is that you Dibella?

    • GDleftyPart2

      Can I have your watch when you are banhammered?

    • Longstreet63

      That’s “MISTER Shank”…

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Translation: I got noticed by someone! I DON’T EVEN NEED YOU MOMMMM!!!!

    • Sheepshagger

      Soo… Franco, Pinochet, and Ngo Dihn Diem? Not so bad?

      • The Wanderer

        Interestingly, the three you just named were all Catholic. Coincidence? Read the book . . .

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Apparently you think we’re riled up. We’re just whiling away an afternoon, enjoying the company of friends. Sorry you can’t do the same.

    • Did you know that Shank refers to butt and leg sections of a pig. I was just wondering if you chose that name on purpose or if it is a lucky accident?

      • Spotts1701

        It also refers to a badly mishit golf ball – which pretty much sums up his commentary so far – bad and off-the-mark.

      • Suse

        Lamb shanks are mighty tasty.

        • Suttree

          Babby cow shanks are the best. I lurv me some osso buco.

      • JMP

        Wait, Shank? This was deleted before I saw the comment – but there was a misogynist troll at the AV Club by that handle I and others were dealing with last week (one of quite a few) – was it this guy? https://disqus.com/by/disqus_ffNRdX4ulx/

        Most of crap on the particular thread was deleted, but he was very insistent on how awful the existence of fat women is.

        • I couldn’t really tell from that profile. Our shank started with a Trump is great and you ain’t think and it went downhill from there. I could see him being a trumpanzee and hating fat women, there is a pretty good overlap there. He wasn’t a very good troll in any case.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      If you’re going to use wingnut buzzphrases over here, you might want to explain what “regressive left” means over in Wingnutlandia.

      Just saying.

    • Astraea
    • Hairstrike Alpha

      They call him MISTER Shank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpExjJFMPiI

    • TheGrandWaz00
      • Msgr_Moment

        At least don’t call us linearly regressive. We are quite multivariate around these parts!.

        • jmhm

          Tangentially, anyway.

  • Portia McGonagal

    What no Jeffrey Lord and Harry Houck? Is the cross burning just one night or each night?

  • The Wanderer

    Yep, figured that the riffraff, the loonies, the whackos and the never-weres will show up at this freak show.

  • Sheepshagger

    Worthy Wonkette Scum! Every time these addled losers give me a look into the heart of darkness that is the alt right it reminds me to be happy that I have my fellow wonkers. No matter what else happens they have to be them and we can be us. An easy choice. Also too: titties.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      Also too: the buttsechs.

      • Sheepshagger

        So stipulated. Nearly got a platform going here! Bortions reefer and fuck them racists and we about done.

        • MausFeet

          And dick jokes, won’t someone please think of the dick jokes?

          • GDleftyPart2

            I showed up for the recipes and stayed for the dick jokes.
            Dick jokes like Mr. Shanks below…

          • MausFeet

            Ugh, I’m so annoyed, I had the best reply, but alas, Dok is too fast on the ban hammer.

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            I know, right? I had a couple zingers left in me . . . oh well, given that Milo cross-posted us I’m sure there’ll be another along in a minute!

          • MausFeet

            Excellent, his moranic minions are my favorites to bat around. Trumpkins bellowing about Hillary have gotten so boring. Not that Shank was much better.

          • WomanInAMood

            It’s like a video game with better vocabulary and more cussing.

        • Shan the Libtart

          I’ll take all the ‘bortions.

          • Sheepshagger

            Well i guess that dick wasnt a joke! Hey yo.

          • Shan the Libtart

            I like my dick serious. Or wait…serious dicking? No…shit, just give me 6 ‘bortions for later, in case I need them. I mean, nobody would want ME as a mom. My kids tell me that ALL the time.

          • Gleem-McShinez

            Oh, now don’t you start thinkin’ about takin’ over Planned Parenthood’s turf on bortion-parts sellin’!

            George Soros will revoke your Obamaphone and put you in a Walmart FEMA basement!!!

            OH NO I’VE SAID TOO MUCH! THE CONTRAILS!! AAAIIIEE

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            Come with me and you’re gonna need a few

          • Shan the Libtart

            Don’t make me take my shoe off!

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            Eh, you don’t wear heels so it won’t be used as a stabbing weapon.

          • Shan the Libtart

            I sometimes wear heels. But then, we call them handles.

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            Well then it depends on which direction the heels are facing and who’s grabbing them but HAH

          • Gleem-McShinez

            Now THAT’S how you send a man to his bunk!

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            Just don’t gouge me in the eyes and we’re good.

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            Okay I’ll be back….just need to go to my bunk for uhm, something. Give me 10 minutes.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          Potty where you please!

          • Sheepshagger

            Pissin all over…

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          War on Christmas party at Shy & Ed’s, also too.

        • ViveLaRes

          Throat-cramming school children with classic literature sex books.

      • jmhm

        Wait, I thought we were terrified by the buttsechs because we’re the ones who think of being the receptive party in an act of penetrative sex as a degrading…

        Oh, right. Never mind.

      • Astraea

        I’m in the pro-sodomy party

        • Msgr_Moment

          Most of us are amateurs, but welcome.

    • Msgr_Moment

    • The Wanderer
    • Bear OmNomNom

      Especially for Milo, porque no le gustan!

  • Msgr_Moment

    Has anyone begun the graphic design on the medals for Wonkservice in the Great Cleveland Skirmish of ‘Sixteen? Probably much better to design them sooner rather than later.

    • Sheepshagger

      I nominate the Callyson “FFS” with eye roll for valour.

      • Callyson

        I wish I were a graphic artist–I’d get to work, pronto!

    • BrianW

      It will have to be Orange colored, and have a giant dick on it somewhere. That seems to be the best way to remember the Trump Convention.

      • hendenburg2

        giant? have you SEEN his hands?!

        • BrianW

          But it also works to remind us of the Wonkette dick joke repository. Double duty!

      • Bear OmNomNom

        And a likeness of the old Municipal Stadium, also too. The other “Mistake by the Lake”.

        • BrianW

          I don’t know Cleveland, so OK. Maybe the stadium can be supporting the giant dick.

    • doktorzoom

      “Cleveland Squirmish” definitely belongs in Urban Dictionary

      • Suttree

        It seems like it would be definitely be the next entry right after the other Cleveland one.

      • Tio_Doidinho

        Hoping that’s not related to “Cleveland Steamer”…

        • MarkM

          The thought of a “Cleveland Steamer” most definitely makes ME squirmish.

  • Joshua Norton

    The fun thing is watching these US right wing nationalists telling us all how to fix the economic and political disasters caused by US right wing nationalists.

    • TheGrandWaz00

      Well, they just released the video on policy.
      http://i.imgur.com/ZCkEvcF.gif

    • phoenix00

      “tax cuts for the rich, cuts to social services, and repeal Obamacare”

      How’d I do?

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Anwisok, please re-post your comment about the free tickets; I fear that in all the hoopla over our trolls it’s been somewhat drowned out, and it’s too good an opportunity to miss!

  • Suse

    The wasp-troll must have flown back to the hive to tell his mates how boring we are over here. I thought there’d be an invasion. I guess it’s still early.

    • doktorzoom

      The feckers are waiting for me to take a nap, I just know it.

      • Msgr_Moment

        Sleep with OneEye open wide, Dok!

        • doktorzoom

          Welp, so much for that nap.

      • Shan the Libtart

        Their moms just called them for dinner.

        • Hairstrike Alpha

          “Hot pockets again? Awwww MOM!”
          – Alpha Male Stormtrumpers

          • Shan the Libtart

            I heard they prefer sammiches.

            Except maybe Milo…

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            I don’t even want to imagine what Milo eats, I’m going to guess blood pudding.
            Some of us prefer pies with handles we can grasp on.

          • Shan the Libtart

            On the way home from work, I considered the NSFW option was not available for that pic so I deleted it.

            SORRY EVERYONE!

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            It’s me you should be apologizing to :-(

          • Shan the Libtart

            I’m sorry!

            Also, credit where credit is due:

            NSFW Y’ALL

            http://trib.al/FyKbF2p

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            HAHA! Oh my god what a bitch…..man you women can get just as vile toward each other as MRA’s can. Yeesh. Way to slut shame someone there ole board up the ass.

          • Shan the Libtart

            Yeah, but I think the Jez article points to it being a troll account, possibly from a dude. I saw it on Faceborg today and posted: “Funny how nobody ever warns men that if they have lots of sex they’re going to wear their peens down to a nub.”

            So far, my comment has 284 “likes” and one “you win the internet today!” plus a “you made me snort” a “she said PEEN!!!!11!!” and some sad rando talking about his big dick and subsequently being told to fuck off.

            Sometimes the FB is fun.

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            We’ll wear it down to a nub? NO.WAY. But, but that sort of defeats the idea of having a penis! Why would god do this?!? Why did no one tell me!!!! WWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHH

          • Bear OmNomNom

            I’m going to assume Twinkies.

      • Suttree

        We’ll play with them while you get a few zzz’s in.

      • TheGrandWaz00

        Because I’m the helpful type, I’ll take a nap for you.

      • Joshua Norton

        That’s OK. Just give us the Admin password and we’ll watch things for you. We won’t tell anyone. Promise!

    • WomanInAMood

      Winter is coming.

  • Msgr_Moment

    Excellent news for ghey Repuglicans:
    http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-shishani-idUSKCN0ZT2KJ
    Obama admin kills another top Daesh figure. Something to party about.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    So Milo’s Cleveland Steamers have left for the moment to lick each others and their own wounds? Or is it more like to pick nits off each other and snack on them?

    • Bear OmNomNom

      I got the first line of that post as the last line on my screen. Eek!!!

    • They all went to go pick at their own Dirty Sanchez

  • MausFeet

    *refresh*
    *refresh*
    *refresh*

    Aw COME on, I was really in the mood to bat some idiot trolls around today.

    • I think they got scared them all away.

      • MausFeet

        Weak. Terrible trolling, just terrible.

      • doktorzoom

        The Trollpeople are easily banhammered, but they’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

        • MausFeet

          And then there will be SO much Bantha crap to clean up. Go nap, already, Speedypants!

        • WomanInAMood

          And we’re off! What kind of lame username is Official Jab? Not classy, not classy at all.

          • Jonny On Maui

            So far tribble-like…

          • WomanInAMood

            Angry and squeaking at Klingons? What a strange person.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Actually, no. I’m not sure if it’s an act or what…

          • OfficialJab

            Such meanness here! Rarely have I never!

  • ryp

    That press release graphic has Jim Steranko spinning in his grave and he’s not even dead.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    The original press says it is an event for “pro-Trump gay conservatives.” This is a 3-way oxymora. Is there a word for that?

    I found this article called “Oxymoronology” and perhaps it is a Doublespeak Oxymora. Or perhaps it is an Evolving Oxymora. This is too deep for me. You decide. . .
    http://www.fun-with-words.com/oxym_oxymoronology.html

    • Msgr_Moment

      Troxymoran.

    • Sheepshagger

      OxyContin moron?

      • Bear OmNomNom

        Rush Limbaugh libelz!

  • kareemachan

    Pamela Geller? Does she bend spoons with her mind?

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      No but her voice shreds wallpaper…

      • Land Shark

        And her logic twists pretzels straight!

  • malsperanza

    “All the other cool Republicans” … uh, that would be Clint Eastwood?

    • JMP

      What about his empty chair?

      • Land Shark

        Clint will be very busy at the convention. Looks like they’ll be a LOT of empty chairs to talk to.

      • OfficialJab

        Obama isn’t welcome back at the RNC after all the things he apparently said that evening.

      • Be Gin

        The Chair was banned.

        It was too uppity.

  • MRC210

    That’s quite a line-up of the crazy. The only person they’ve left out is Kevin Dujan.

  • OfficialJab

    Milo’s okay, man.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      Sure if you’re a deranged lunatic he’s the tits…which. You are.

      • OfficialJab

        Mean!

        • Hairstrike Alpha

          Oh I’m sorry, I must be one of those BLM N-Bombs. I’ll get into my place now.

          • OfficialJab

            I would never!

          • Msgr_Moment

            Really? Just that Milo’s “okay, man”? Anything else to say?

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            Read the comment history- he’s a Breitfarter and even likes to read the Ginger Floorshitter.

          • OfficialJab

            *Ginger Floorshitter*
            Now THAT is funny, I had no idea he had nicknames!

          • Shan the Libtart

            You weren’t aware of his floor-shitting episode?

          • OfficialJab

            Not really, just heard him explain how it was a mis-accusation and it wasn’t him, I think on Joe Rogan’s show? I didn’t know what he was talking about though, so I don’t remember what he said about it.

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            Well there was that and the goat fucking incident as well….do I think he did either? Probably not. But he is a loathsome little racist creeper who likes to stalk his enemies and lies like a rug so ya know, you tend to think the worst. But for the record, I doubt he did either episode, it’s just a fun callout because everyone knows about it.

          • OfficialJab

            As far as callouts go, it’s great for nicknames!

            I also commented recently on his site about something regarding one of the police-shooting victims that I didn’t think added up. I think he’s an interesting guy but like everyone else he gets things wrong, it’s just a little more iffy when he does because of how hard he digs for info. It seems worse to do a ton of research (possibly snaky research) and then get something wrong. Seems to roll the dice a lot too.

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            The problem with Chuck C. Johnson is he doesn’t create information, he creates propaganda. He utilizes half truths and distortions to suit his hobby horses and as an alt-rightist has more than just a little fascination with white nationalism/neo-Nazi’s. He’s also a creep who tried to personally track down Charles Johnson to stalk him.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            ask Chuckles about the time he bragged about sodomizing his submissive Asian girlfriend and pissing in her mouth. Better yet, ask him about the time as a teen, his friend’s father caught him fucking one of his sheep. Ask him about having had a 2002 bestiality charge expunged from his record due to his being a minor, 14 at the time.

          • OfficialJab

            Now that is some crazy stuff.

          • Msgr_Moment

            Half the time Disqus comes up blank for me. I usually don’t check it out.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Well, you’ve gotta admit for a Breibarter OfficialJab isn’y foaming at the mouth…

            I’ve got time tho…

          • OfficialJab

            I don’t like the frothers either. I’ve been poking fun at them on there lately. Check this piece out maybe. It’s a bit long, but at the time I read, the comments were pretty tame.

            http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/07/12/lee-stranahan-my-weekend-incarceration-in-a-baton-rouge-prison/

          • Jonny On Maui

            Was there a point to that piece? tl, dr.

          • OfficialJab

            It was more of a story about the author who was standing among the BLM protesters in Louisiana and filming, then he got arrested along with a lot of the others. He noted how they seemed to be targeting journalists and he even met up with Deray briefly in the jail.

            The point by the end I suppose was that the police mishandled that situation both in the arresting and once at the station. It’s quite sympathetic to the BLM side of the incident, at least by BB standards I guess. It is quite long though.

          • WomanInAMood

            I checked out its history, and yeah, there’s a boatload of Dead Breitbart, but nothing terribly rabid.

          • OfficialJab

            Out of curiosity why’s it called “Dead Breitbart”?

          • WomanInAMood

            Because Breitbart is dead. We use the old customs here. It keeps things simple.

          • OfficialJab

            Ah right. I always forget about the actual guy.

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            It’s sometimes called Zombie Breitbart for when they attempt to resurrect him and succeed but then he dies from the lack of sustenance- BRAAIIINNNSSSS

          • Jonny On Maui

            That’s why I went with tribble. Yeah, they’re cute and purr and all but once they get into the machinery…

          • WomanInAMood

            ….yeah, watch out for the quadrotritcale. But they’re so cute!

          • OfficialJab

            The what? I’m learning so many terms today!

          • Shan the Libtart

            Me, too! Come for the snark, stay for the vocabulary lesson! And sometimes also Jewish wedding ceremonies.

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            Jewish wedding ceremonies?

          • Shan the Libtart

            Lessons on them, I should have said. As far as I know, there have been no Jewish weddings performed on this site. Since I’ve been here, anyway.

          • WomanInAMood

            Original Star Trek. Do you live in a cave? Without any functioning communications devices except a radio that picks up CBC and some sort of rudimentary internet device? Or are you just having fun by pretending to be a complete naif?

          • OfficialJab

            Never watched an episode of Star Trek, is that so bad? I’m on my Kindle and stuff most of the time and don’t really like tv shows. I’m getting my arm twisted to finish Archer, even though I kinda like it.

          • Doug Langley

            We make lots of references to ’60s and ’70s TV shows, mostly cuz today’s shows suck so badly. You’ll run into a lot of Trek, Monty Python, and Get Smart fans here.

          • OfficialJab

            Well I at least used to watch some Doug after school when I was wee. So maybe I can earn a speck of cred eventually if I stick around.

          • doktorzoom

            Someone who’s never watched Star Trek?

            https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/60053906.jpg

          • OfficialJab

            I don’t do TV shows usually, too much of a time investment for me. If I listed the sensations that I haven’t seen here I’d probably get more hate than that for saying I like Trump.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Ah! We share doubt!

          • MausFeet

            I still am waiting for the other shoe here.
            Also, I hope things in your neck of the world are going.. as well as can be hoped, I guess?

          • WomanInAMood

            Oh indeed. But it has behaved, and wth, I just left a message for it explaining that we’re a mite bit twitchy, and that it better follow the rules. Not that I have any standing to expound, but I like it here. Seriously, either it’s playing some sort of long and wierd game, or it’s very innocent. IDK.

          • OfficialJab

            I’m very innocent! What game, even? That I’ll remove my mask and reveal I’ve been commenting on Breitbart for a year just so I could hoodwonk (get it) some folks over here by saying Milo is ok?

            My pronouns are he and him, by the way!

          • WomanInAMood

            Thank you. I know that “it” sounds awful, but I try not to make assumptions about gender. I am a she and her.

            The hoodwonk thing – nice. I’m still a bit suspicious though. Call me old fashioned.

          • MausFeet

            Trolls don’t tend to have logic beyond at some point being able to feel like they could say ‘Ha HA! I’ve got you dummies now’ which happens a lot here. The community here is a good one for us users, so many are quick to defend.

            But hey, welcome!

          • Shan the Libtart

            Gentle upfists for 1) hoodwonk and 2) pronouns (and not calling them “preferred” either). Hmmm…

          • OfficialJab

            Is there some stigma around including ‘preferred’? I easily could have said that instead without thinking.

          • Shan the Libtart

            Yes. And good of you to ask. Here’s a brief explanation.

            “Using “preferred” to qualify someone’s pronouns suggests that terms they are claiming don’t really belong to them — they are just preferred over their “true” pronouns. In reality, a transman using “he” as a pronoun doesn’t just prefer that word over “she” — that is the only pronoun that is acceptable to use in reference to him.”

            Same goes for transwomen and non-binary people.

            http://mashable.com/2015/10/18/transgender-ally-words/#JyGqge6YMkq0

          • OfficialJab

            Well to be honest I was being a bit facetious when saying that, I just felt like ‘it’ description was waiting for that. I don’t really care if I’m referred to as ‘it’ or anything else.

            But if I was referring to myself and said “my preferred pronouns” that wouldn’t be inapropes anyway right?

          • Shan the Libtart

            Safest bet is never to put “preferred” in front of “pronoun” right? Less typing. Very simple. And everybody still knows what you mean.

          • Jonny On Maui

            My pronouns are he and him, by the way!

            Thanks for that. Same here. It helps. We care about that kind of stuff here and want folks to feel comfortable. Unless they just want to piss all over the coffee table. Then we have a problem.

          • Shan the Libtart

            He seems….young.

          • OfficialJab

            29

          • Jonny On Maui

            I’d recommend getting out more. And if you’re going to hang out here, some things you need to know;

            Those cakes we like
            All of them, Kate (AOT,K)
            The Rules: http://wonkette.com/466226/programming-note-rules-for-commenting-radicals

          • Shan the Libtart

            I could kiss you. But you’re married. And I don’t really like kissing, except for the one guy I like to kiss. Let’s just high-five.

          • OfficialJab

            I don’t get out?

            I think I’ve been pretty nice! Felt a little leered at, what with comment-history digging and accusations of being a deranged lunatic and a …naif? (don’t know that one either) , but this has been pretty fun I’d say. And from such a simple comment!

          • Shan the Libtart

            All the new meat gets leered at. I’ve been here a good 6 months and STILL get propositioned. Mind you, it would help if I didn’t post boob pics and such, but still.

            It’s fun and interesting here. And you learn LOTS of new things, some of which you might wish to permanently eradicate from your brain. Others might make you go either “Hmmm, I really need to work on getting out the vote!” or “How can I convince my next sex partner to acquiesce to that?”

            YMMV, however.

          • WomanInAMood

            There’s been trolls ’round these parts. Folks who dropped in and were, for lack of a better word, assholes. We’re a little annoyed. Thus the comment checking, and accusations. This is a relatively civil part of the interwebs, and we cherish it. We don’t agree on everything, hell, we don’t agree on anything except our love for the Wonk babby (if you stick around, that will make sense). I’m pretty new myself, but the folks here are awesome. And fwiw, I think you have been quite nice. Just realize that the posters who have mostly been on Breitbart, well, generally when they come for a visit, they are the aforementioned assholes. Read the rules that Jonny posted, play by them, and don’t be a dick.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Dude, and apologies if that’s the wrong gender term to use with you, at 29 you’re a babe-in-the-woods. Lots of us here yelled at Moses to get off our lawns.

            As others have said much better than I, our usual breibarter visitor is um, a little unhinged, so to speak. So when you show up speaking in complete sentences, well, speaking for myself I get spooked. Hence, checking your history.

            So if I said you seemed ‘mostly harmless’, would you get the reference?

          • OfficialJab

            I did read that original trilogy a long time ago (for me). So I do get that one.

            I remember starting the fourth one and getting bored pretty quickly.

          • Jonny On Maui

            You’re gonna do just fine OfficialJab. Welcome to the nuthouse!

          • OfficialJab

            This is the nuthouse? I’m from Breitbart fam.

          • Jonny On Maui

            We have better parties and are better looking, happier, and far better adjusted mentally than that other place.

            But that’s just my $0.02…

          • WomanInAMood

            We are a mighty fine looking bunch, aren’t we? And sane. So damned sane.

          • Shan the Libtart

            Do I need to show my boobs again? I will take one for the team.

          • Jonny On Maui

            I like that you’re always willing to sacrifice…

          • OfficialJab

            I dunno I’m not convinced yet!

          • Jonny On Maui

            give it time…

          • OfficialJab

            Not sure, I kinda like the site but commenting on more articles will just get me more millions of replies I think, if I were to actually open up more.

            Not that I haven’t had a great time but wow I got preoccupied with comments this evening.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Come on over to the dance party thread. Lurk for a while, get a feel for folks.

            You needn’t worry about getting bit. We’ve had all our shots…

          • HanBarbara

            Well, no posts in all capital letters. No misspelled words. No references to libtards, libturds, or liebrals. “Clean and articulate”, as Joe Biden would say. The bunch can get a little provocative, but if you stay civil, we mostly stay civil.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Katie, actually, I think…

          • JMP

            Oooh who’s the Ginger Floorshitter?

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            Chuck C. Johnson….the man a cow shat out.

          • Shan the Libtart

            This cow, to be exact.

          • Shan the Libtart

            Here’s the damn cow!

          • MausFeet

            Mine all disappeared today as well. Something’s up, me thinks.

          • Shan the Libtart

            Yeah, gone…WTF?

          • OfficialJab

            Pretty much, I don’t want to fight with anyone, just poking around the site because he linked this piece and I liked this writer and some of the commenters I’ve read so far.

          • Msgr_Moment

            What’s your politics, son? I’m curious.

          • OfficialJab

            I guess pretty much libertarian, flirting with different ideas lately. Anarchism’s interesting me right now and been trying to find a feminist outlet that’s interesting for me to read (hence pic for both of those, I guess), but I’m in Canada so my votes don’t go too far. I kinda like this site so far, though.

            I read Breitbart because over all the places I used to get news, it’s the one that printed the most stuff that I didn’t hear anywhere else, like from the CBC.

          • Msgr_Moment

            No. Not like the CBC. No. chuckle

          • OfficialJab

            Also I don’t really like the idea of taxpayer-funded news, though my guilty pleasure for CBC is The Signal on CBC Radio 2 most nights. Two hours of some nice taxpayer-funded light music. I recommend that!

          • rachelmap

            I read Breitbart because over all the places I used to get news, it’s the one that printed the most stuff that I didn’t hear anywhere else,
            like from the CBC.

            There’s a reason for that, and it’s not because the Breitbarters are are competent reporters. They are fabulists, not journalists.

          • OfficialJab

            I thought so when I first went there, but most of the work is very even-toned, I find.

          • rachelmap

            You ‘find’ that. Bwaaaahhh!

            OK, well trolled.

          • OfficialJab

            It really is. Sort of how when (apparently) certain people from the right come to this neck of the woods and think you must all be psychotic radicals, it’s sort of similar the other way around. I still scroll past crazy comments over there, but there’s good stuff posted there. It’s too easy to assume that the other side is full of people who are either pure evil or unreachably stupid. I don’t think it’s the case.

            I kind of wish I knew of a good site that mixed stories and writers from both sides into one feed and every article had comment wars to enjoy because two totally divided fanbases used the same site. I think it would end up with more people finding common ground (as well as more people digging their heels in even harder but hey).

          • jmhm

            Um, well, no. I mean, kudos for knowing the formal face of polite discourse, but someone who frames gamergate as a battle against the expression of the SJW agenda *and* the shaming of the alt right into self-censorship through disapproval is not a reasonable person.

          • OfficialJab

            I don’t really know much about gamergate, I didn’t see any of Milo’s work on it, and don’t really know any of the sites or people that were involved. I never cared enough to look into it, despite being a moderate gamer around the time. I pretty much use my PS4 for chess, now!

          • jmhm

            I meant you, sunshine.

            I didn’t follow gamer gate either, but so what? I garnered that the movement came to be fighting against both preferential treatment to SJW causes against the will of audiences and the shaming of creators into self-censorship. Things worth having a ‘vendetta’ over.

            You’re OK with terrorism from your side and not with disapproval from the people being terrorized? Be off, before somebody drops a house on you.

          • OfficialJab

            Yeah, that’s what I ‘garnered’ from the only bits that I’d seen. I don’t think I’m a crusader, exactly. Just giving my two cents to someone at some point I guess. I’m certainly not going to defend my entire commenting history though, if you’re planning a long fishing expedition. My mind changes pretty quickly on a lot of topics and I don’t have a great memory.

            btw, how do you make a quote window like that in Disqus, if I can ask?

          • Jonny On Maui

            text

            remove the spaces…

          • Shan the Libtart

            I used to know these things….*sigh*

          • jmhm

            Certainly. The same way you do it in html.

            .

          • JMP

            GamerGate was an anti-woman hate group and censorship campaign from a small, ugly segment of video game players that aimed to force any woman who dared to talk about misogyny in video games and the industry to shut up by releasing personal information and sending them floods of horrific death and rape threats. They also had a laughable pretext of caring about “ethics in gaming ‘journalism'” – and even their pretextual definition of ‘ethics’ came down to not wanting game reviews to mention if a game is sexist or racist or any social issues.

            Milo Yiannopolis, being a woman-hating authoritarian creep, supported this hate movement despite having previously continually mocked gamers as nerds, and tried to recruit them into his own broader group of right-wing bigots.

            I hope that helps!

    • MausFeet

      Well my mind’s changed.

      • MausFeet

        And also unless this is a confusingly silly ruse, I”ll also just shut up after saying hey, OfficialJab, I actually really needed someone with potentially differing views from others to have a sane conversation online today, so as confusing as this feels, thanks?

        That said, oof, Milo really is something else, and tends to use ‘it was satire/saracasm’ as a shield

        • OfficialJab

          He is pretty hard to get a genuine read on a lot of the time.

          • MausFeet

            That’s a generous way to put it, lol.

    • JMP

      The douchebag is such a woman-hating shit he promoted the hate group GamerGate, and such a racist he writes for the white supremacist site Breitbart. That evil little self-loathing pile of shit is most definitely not OK.

      • OfficialJab

        Yikes. I don’t think he’s self-loathing.

        • JMP

          Then why does the hate-filled fuckhead so often say he wants to turn straight? Not to mention why is he a part of a political ideology that absolutely hates gay people, just as it does black people, Muslims, immigrants, atheists, Jewish people, non-subservient women, basically everyone who is not a straight white Christian man, or woman who “knows her place”?

        • Jonny On Maui

          OfficialJab, if that gives you a “yikes”, you’d better buckle up…

          • OfficialJab

            Will there be foaming at the mouth?

          • Jonny On Maui

            Let the head die down a little bit and don’t gulp your beer…

    • Jonny On Maui

      Milo Minderbinder? Sure! Everyone owns a share…

      • OfficialJab

        I don’t get this one, but it sounds funny. Help?

        • Jonny On Maui

          From the book “Catch 22” by Joseph Heller.

          • OfficialJab

            I JUST had that in my Audible cart last week and changed my mind. I’ll put it back. Thanks.

          • Jonny On Maui

            It was made into a movie too. Just one recommendation. Do not watch Catch 22 and MASH at a drive-in the night before reporting to basic training. The movies aren’t like real life at all!

          • jmhm

            I would not watch them before reading them/listening to them, myself.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Excellent advice…

          • OfficialJab

            I try not to nowadays. I’m still mulling over whether I want to watch the movie version of Still Alice.

          • jmhm

            Well, words. It sounds like it might be a subject better served by words.

            Then again, I haven’t read it, and it’s not a hard and fast rule. I never thought much of Mario Puzo as a prose stylist, and the Godfather movies (at least the first two) were mesmerizing.

        • Kevin Morin

          See Catch-22.

        • MilwaukeeKent

          Long story short. Milo Minderbinder was a Donald Trump as an American soldier in WWII. He found a way to corner Egyptian cotton futures and make a financial killing and, if I have my fictional facts right, called in bombs on his own troops to protect his market position. Catch 22 by Joseph Heller.

    • Callyson

      Could have fooled me: his paranoia about women on the internet alone is enough for me to want to suggest that he check his meds FFS.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      No. No he is not.

    • Be Gin

      Drug addled fools have always displayed a very flexible attitude about what is OK.

      Party on.

      • OfficialJab

        I’m a drug addled fool?

        • Be Gin

          Hey, I’m not judging. You’ve been staggering around here, punch drunk and on fire, for awhile today. I figure you had to imbibe something to kill the pain.

          Did I say “fool”? Excuse me. I beg your pardon and hope you can accept my sincere apology.

          There? Do you feel better now?

          • OfficialJab

            I never felt slighted, just didn’t get the comment. Speaking of which, I’m staggering, on fire, and in pain? I’ve had a pretty good time, as far as comment scraps go!

            I’m drinking orange/carrot vitamin water though, if that’s good for internet boo-boos.

          • Be Gin

            People in shock often don’t feel pain. This need of yours to share intimate details about your diet with strangers on the internet suggests delirium, which also indicates shock.

          • OfficialJab

            I’ll be sure to take it easy tomorrow.

          • Be Gin

            Since you will be bed ridden I would suggest you read a good book.

            My own choice for you would be “The Audacity Of Hope” by the esteemed author Barack Obama. I am sure you will enjoy it. He wrote it in 2006. I understand he has done well since then. He has a beautiful family and is a role model for young people such as yourself.

    • HazooToo

      Hi, I don’t know if you’ve caught on yet, but we get a lot of trolls. And when we get trolls, we like to sink our claws in and play with them, and if you’re not a troll, you could be shocked and offended if someone mistook you for one. So this is kinda a friendly warning, coz you don’t totally seem like a troll, but you also seem not familiar with us. As for Milo, he’s an asshole. But you might be okay, man.

      • OfficialJab

        I kinda think I’m okay! And I submit that Milo is both an asshole and okay. I think he’d agree with that.

        I’m not trolling, though I’m consciously being on my best behaviour so I don’t get banned.

        • WomanInAMood

          I don

        • HazooToo

          Good! Check the rules, in case you decide to stick around, help yourself to some older articles to decide if this crazy shit is your style, and just don’t go hard after any regulars. You should be fine.

      • Mark Neil

        That’s right, officialJab. you better not hold a moderate opinion they don’t approve of or you’ll be labeled a troll and attacked .Y ou’ve been waned

        • Jen_Baker_VA

          Reading is hard. Pretty sure Hazoo said very clearly that Jab seems ok.

        • Jonny On Maui

          When folk get wanded around here this happens…

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFuyzs9MzD8

          Oh, you said waned. never mind…

        • HazooToo

          Oho, cute effort, but you’re too tiny and lame to interest me this late at night. I’ll leave you for the others to eat. Here’s a tip, though. It’s not the disagreeing with us that attracts us. It’s the delightful attitude you bring in with you. That’s the difference between quietly and calmly saying “Steak.” to a tiger, and slapping it in the face with raw meat.

        • OfficialJab

          I’ve kinda noticed that in other comment sections on the site while looking around. I would kind of like to stick around after today, but I don’t like moderation. I have my problems with Breitbart but I like that there’s no ‘banhammer’. I’m happy to be civil, but I’d rather not have to colour inside the lines all the time.

          • Jonny On Maui

            You got the rules. They’re easy to follow. If I haven’t been banhammered you don’t have much to worry about.

            Somebody else’s house, somebody else’s rules. Got no problem with that.

          • OfficialJab

            I don’t either. I just might avoid certain houses depending on their rules.

            I don’t think all the banned posts from the round-up article were rule-breaking. I don’t like the idea of those pieces either. Ban someone then frame their posts with your own commentary around it later on? I don’t care for it is all. No animosity, just not my thing. Unless I didn’t understand it.

          • doktorzoom

            Making fun of our hate mail has been a tradition here forever. Or at least since 2010, which just feels like forever on the internet. http://wonkette.com/424174/jesus-communicator-sends-us-poorly-written-cease-and-desist-letter

          • Jonny On Maui

            Hang around. You’ll either get it or you won’t.

          • WomanInAMood

            You know, I had hopes for this one. He may have opinions that I don’t agree with, but he also has manners. Well, if it’s not his bag….

          • doktorzoom

            You seem like a nice enough person, albeit with opinions that seem widely at variance with the average commenter here. You’re not out to scream at people, so you’re unlikely to need to worry about the banhammer. We do appreciate civility, and you’ve already been directed to familiarize yourself with the rules. I take those guidelines seriously because I care about this weirdass little community, and am not fond of people coming in and peeing all over the rug. Because it really ties the room together, man.

            — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

          • Poe’s Law

            I’ve been banned from Breitbart, twice.

          • OfficialJab

            I’ll take your word for it and say that I don’t agree with that. Also I should correct myself on the moderation to mention l fortgot they auto-flag curse words, not that it’s moderating substance which is the important element but still. I always forget they have that enabled. So I guess if that was the cause it could be related to your bans, but I still don’t think it’s good to do even if that were all it was all for.

          • Poe’s Law

            No curse words involved or personal comments.

            Denying climate denialism.

            Hmm…could it be they consider denialism a curse word?

        • doktorzoom

          Yeah, a guy who casually uses the term “feminazi” knows all about moderate opinions.

        • WomanInAMood

          I’m curious, what moderate opinion did you offer?

          • Jonny On Maui

            Did you check his history?

          • WomanInAMood

            Oh my yes. MRA never been laid is my bet. I actually only responded to him to get him in my Disqus history and avoid the whole ios beta testing thingie. I find that if I just click on some suspected troll, that pops up about half the time. Getting him in my list avoids that – can then click on him, and whole disqus world opens up. If you ever see me posting some stupid “Really?” kind of comment, I’m going hunting. For information, of course. Do you have a better work around?

          • WomanInAMood

            He figured out the edit button. That shows some rudimentary sentience.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      No, he’s really not. Just thought you should know that.

  • Zhu Bajie

    Apparently they don’t know that Cleveland has had a sizeable Muslim population for a century or more. One of the sights to see is a huge mosque on the lakefront (huge for the USA, anyway).

    • The Wanderer

      Maybe Milo and his hangers-on can organize a field trip. It’ll be a good diversion from the boring business of credentials, platform voting, etc. that is the actual point of the convention.

  • Relativicus

    I am constantly amazed at what constitutes “clever” among this set.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      I’m amazed they don’t drown while standing in a rain storm, staring slack jawed at the sky while they try to figure out why they’re wet…

    • WomanInAMood

      I am also amazed at what constitutes “clever”in these parts. Because it so often is.

      • Shan the Libtart

        Right? Once I started catching up on the backstory, it made SO much more sense. You can’t open the book of Wonkette life and jump in the middle.

        • IdRatherBeDancing

          I trolled this place reading for damn near a year before I jumped in the deep end and started commenting.

          • Mr. Blobfish

            Welcome, comrade.

          • efoveks

            I lurked for almost four, so I know how you feel. (Well, I have an idea, anyway..)

  • Perhaps if they offered to lock people in a small room with a couple of dozen meth crazed weasels they might get some interest.

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      That’s kind of what they’re doing with this gathering…

      • The Wanderer

        So they’re going to do the Weasel War Dance at the ‘rally?’

    • Land Shark

      Aren’t those already on the guest list?

      • John Smith

        Yeah, but even they are running away from Trump.

  • Bear OmNomNom

    And which ad do I get below this article? The “Butt Seriously” Kiester hemorrhoid cream ad.

    I do not know whether I should give Teh Wonket a congratulatory backslap, or instead run away screaming because Milo Yiannopoulos thoughts got mixed with butt thoughts and now I am at risk of being A Ex-Ghey.

    • efoveks

      How about your risk of BenGay?

      • Vegan and Tiara

        BENGAYZIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Sure. Why the fuck not. They’re already the champion of the poor and friends of minorities.

  • CripesAmighty

    Bring in the couch! This sounds like a veritable petrie dish of neuroses of privilege.

  • Tio_Doidinho

    These are some nasty, nasty people. From Charles Johnson on the Twitter machine…

  • Suse

    Rachel sez Drumpf brought his kids to Mike Pence’s house today. The Agitated Orange is supposed to announce his VP pick on or before Friday. She’s also showing clips of Dan Quayle that are hilarious.

    • Kristin Peters

      The Agitated Orange. Absolutely brilliant. That is how I will refer to him.

      • Suse

        Why, thank you!

    • HooverVilles

      I like it and will use it as well.

    • The Wanderer

      The Yam’s coming to a decision point. It’s going to be interesting to see who gets the traditional Vice-Presidential collar and leash.

  • Tio_Doidinho

    For the record, from Charles Johnson: Milo is doxxing Facebook’s Trending News team tomorrow.

    https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/753365791395819520

    • Be Gin

      “Research”? Is that what the young folks call jerking off now?

    • HazooToo

      I suggest we send every last person they dox a gift basket full of those cakes we like, a puppy, and a gold star for not being dickbag neocon MRA Trumpettes who hate gays, immigrants and black people.

      • Amy!

        Ummm. Maybe a gift card, or credit at a store or something. Because if I’ve just been doxxed, and I’m getting packages in the mail, I’m gonna throw ’em in the pond and let the fish and turtles deal with ’em.

        • HazooToo

          True. Also, how long do you think it will take for local and federal law enforcement to catch up with the internet and make doxxing with malicious intent a prosecutable crime? I’m thinking maybe longer than it will take for Germany to switch to completely clean energy.

          • Amy!

            “With malicious intent” is an interesting way to frame it. I don’t know if it’s possible (in the American system) to establish laws around the protection of pseudonymity or anonymity online independently of other areas (where it’s something that you can protect yourself, but getting outed is your own problem).

            I’d say that after good laws that work to prevent or reduce SWATting are drafted, passed, tested, and refined, they might be able to move on to doxxing and mob pile-ons, with experience to apply. It’s hard to imagine solving doxxing before solving swatting, though. Well … except that eliminating swatting takes away some of the adrenaline-fueled adventures from those PDs that are still pretty much on military footing. But eliminating doxxing would require careful balance with first amendment rights, don’t you think?

          • HazooToo

            Yes it would, which is why I framed it that way. After all, people share specific information online often, and it’s not always theirs, but there’s a difference between Aunt Sharon posting her niece’s address on her pro-boards site so people can send her presents for Christmas vs. Upchuckwhateverthefuck posting the personal information of someone who offended him on his webside, so his peons can harrass them. That difference has been pretty clear in some of the more publicized cases we’ve seen. If you intend for someone to use the info in a malicious way, you’ve done something wrong. If you posted your address on imgur for their Secret Santa, you’re just sort of… well, we can hope you get presents instead of a creepy-ass stalker. First amendment rights have been tweaked to accommodate public safety before, such as yelling “fire” in a theater and speech inciting violence. This is still along those lines, I think.

    • Left Coast Tom

      Facebook is located in the San Francisco Bay Area. Apparently Breitbart Tech [sic] finds it surprising that a relatively low percentage of the available tech workforce here would be, or at least admit to being, Trump supporting misogynists who hate immigration and want to bomb all the countries.

      Shouldn’t Breitbart Tech [sic] start their own social media company? They could locate it in Tupelo, Mississippi, next door to the American Family [sic] Association.

    • kaw143

      Uh, does Breitbart think that there is an organization called “All Lives Matter”? Or, am I the idiot for thinking that there isn’t one, because of course totally not racist people can be that tone deaf?

      • WomanInAMood

        Your problem is using the words “Breitbart” and “think” in the same sentence.

    • HorseChestnut

      That should go well!

  • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

    So what’s the combined IQ gonna be? 10?

    • MarkM

      That may be a generous estimate

  • Lamashtar

    Its hard to believe we’re importing bigots from Holland now.

    • WomanInAMood

      Lord knows the Dutch will be happy to export them.

    • AB316

      I remember a time when America produced its own bigots. Sad!

  • hvdv

    “[…] the Netherlands’ own bootleg Donald Trump, Geert Wilders.”

    Not so much a bootleg Trump, on account of this twink’s “political career” was never prefaced by a “business career” and was really always pretty much straightup about racism (also, too, sexism, just not as urgently). Yes, they both have bad hair, but Wilders is more in the Le Pen mold than the Trump mold.

    • jmhm

      I can only think Geller brought him on, because he generally likes to pretend to be a pragmatic leftist.

  • LGBT Trump supporters – they’re the ones beating themselves up in the car park. How can anyone in my community support that overdosed on carrot moron?

    • The Wanderer

      In my opinion, many of them prefer to overlook the Party’s frankly draconian attitude on social issues in favor of the supply-side snake oil.

      • malsperanza

        All of them, Katie.

  • Alex Grey

    Who better embodies the Republican ideal?

    • The Wanderer

      The Unquiet Ghost of Reagan?

  • Mark Breitinger

    “Trump’s accession”? I believe the proper spelling is ASCENSION.

    You can thank me later.

    • The Wanderer

      As with Romney in 2012, Trump will be carried onto the stage in an authentic copy of the papal seda gestatoria, borne on the shoulders of brawny Oathkeepers and preceded by young ladies scattering gilt-edged rose petals. Once there, he will accept the Great Green Weenie of Nomination and accept the fealty of the cheering masses, waving a gracious tiny-fingered paw as cameras flash.

  • eyelashviper

    Missing from the lineup of Babbling Fukwits and Shitweasels is Sarah Palin…oh the humanity.
    The denizens at c4p are in a frenzy, seeing it as a sign that she will be pulled out of a magician’s hat to be crowned VP:

    http://conservatives4palin.com/2016/07/open-thread-1793.html

  • Celtic_Gnome

    And, after destroying radical Islam and thus protecting the gays, the Republican party will continue their policy of hatred and legislation against said gays unabated.

    • phoenix00

      They need somebody to stomp on.

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