Sarah Palin Sick And Tired Of Lamestream Gotcha Questions ... From Little Kids.

questions is TOO HARD

Let's watch a possibly drunk Sarah Palin (you never know) mortify her ancestors in Heaven by royally fucking up the answer to a question fromGod Katie Courica small child who speaks in complete sentences, at Politicon in Los Angeles on Sunday:

The best question @Politiconpanel @JamesCarvilleVS @SarahPalinUSAwas asked by a kid. #Politicon2016  #Politicon   pic.twitter.com/K1B2kDU8y0 

— Chris Gore (@ThatChrisGore) June 26, 2016 

Did you catch that? The child, who is reportedly 10 years old, asked Mama Grifts-A-Lot, "How come you're endorsing Donald Trump after he said to Megyn Kelly, quote, 'You've got some blood ... ' How can you endorse someone who's sexist?" The audio trails off in places, because everybody is cheering and remembering the Bible verse that says, "And a little child shall lead them."

Sarah's reply? "Donald Trump isn't sexist. If he were, I wouldn't be endorsin' him!" No explanation, no long word salad of dumbfuckery to even attempt to explain to a small child why a human American woman would endorse somebody who accused Megyn Kelly of being on her menstruals because she quoted his past statements about how women are fat pigs verbatim .

Sarah, having that Alaskan Moose Matriarch intuition, probably assumed the little tyke was a plant. And maybe he was! Maybe the kid's libtard nana was like, "I will take you for ice cream and let you stay up past bedtime if you will ask Empress Snow Lumps this hilarious question." OR MAYBE HE WAS JUST A CURIOUS KID WHO WATCHES TV OCCASIONALLY. From the video, he sure does seem smart! And it was a good question .

Now, far be it from us to tell Sarah how to talk to America's precious children, but we feel like she could have taken the boy's hand and said something like this:

Well dontcha know and you betcha, sometimes when a Wasilla redneck boy and the governor's daughter get frisky in their snowsuits up there in Alaska, they rub their down theres together and out pops a baby gift from the Lord, and we shall name it "Toaster."

Wait, our bad! That is the sex coitus talk Sarah STILL hasn't had with her daughter Bristol. Let's try again:

Well, and that's just, you know, when the lamestream media says, and I'll bet, I will BET YOU that there are a lot of Mama Grizzlies out there, all of 'em Katie, who would much rather have Donald Trump, whereas, also too, than all the establishment and Hillary Clinton in the "good old boys club," and we're gonna send a message to Washington, you just wait and see, now if you'll excuse me I need to go find something to quit halfway through ... [slurps from Big Gulp full of vodka, Diet Mountain Dew and uppers, allegedly ]

No, it wouldn't have been an acceptable answer and the child would have spent the rest of the day making fun of the ding-dong crazy idiot lady, but at least we could say she TRIED.

But she didn't. On top of all her other sins, Sarah Palin is an asshole who runs away from legitimately good questions, ASKED BY KIDS.

[ Mediaite ]