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Scott Adams, the guy who does the Dilbert comics and often likes to share his views on things like how women cause terrorism by not boning enough future terrorists, has decided whom to endorse as the next president of the United States! And shockingly, though he is in deep smit with Donald Trump’s sexxxy persuasion skills, he has decided to endorse Hillary Clinton! Why? Because he is fairly sure that if he does not, he will be assassinated by Clinton supporters!

Why? Because Clinton has being going around saying that Nice Donald Trump is A HITLER.

This past week we saw Clinton pair the idea of President Trump with nuclear disaster, racism, Hitler, the Holocaust, and whatever else makes you tremble in fear.

Now, he thinks this is a tactic that will work out well for Clinton, unless it incites a race war, and also make people think it is OK to murder Nice Donald Trump … and anyone who thinks he has great persuasion skills! PEOPLE LIKE SCOTT ADAMS HIS VERY SELF!

The only downside I can see to the new approach is that it is likely to trigger a race war in the United States. And I would be a top-ten assassination target in that scenario because once you define Trump as Hitler, you also give citizens moral permission to kill him. And obviously it would be okay to kill anyone who actively supports a genocidal dictator, including anyone who wrote about his persuasion skills in positive terms. (I’m called an “apologist” on Twitter, or sometimes just Joseph Goebbels).

If Clinton successfully pairs Trump with Hitler in your mind – as she is doing – and loses anyway, about a quarter of the country will think it is morally justified to assassinate their own leader. I too would feel that way if an actual Hitler came to power in this country. I would join the resistance and try to take out the Hitler-like leader. You should do the same. No one wants an actual President Hitler.

WOW! How mean of Hillary Clinton to say so many inflammatory things about Nice Donald Trump! Things that will make people think killing him is justified! Without a care for his safety or for the safety of Scott Adams! Why can she not be civil, as the Right has been throughout President Obama’s time in office? All they ever said was that MAYBE President Obama was the anti-christ, or Satan, or was trying to take their guns away so he could do tyranny to them! Or that he was a Secret Muslin who was not even born here and wanted to make us all live under Sharia Law because he is definitely in cahoots with the Muslim Brotherhood. Nice, not at all inflammatory things like that.

Naturally, Scott Adams has his own safety to think of, as well as the well-being of the tens of people who still read Dilbert comics, and he knows that Trump supporters would never be violent towards anyone, so he is going to “endorse” Hillary Clinton 4 Prez!

So I’ve decided to endorse Hillary Clinton for President, for my personal safety. Trump supporters don’t have any bad feelings about patriotic Americans such as myself, so I’ll be safe from that crowd. But Clinton supporters have convinced me – and here I am being 100% serious – that my safety is at risk if I am seen as supportive of Trump. So I’m taking the safe way out and endorsing Hillary Clinton for president

He still thinks Trump will be our President, because of his awesome persuasion skills, but if endorsing him means getting assassinated, Scott Adams says NO THANKS!

[Gawker / Dilbert]

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  • Serai 1
  • Jeff in the desert

    Uh, Dilbert is not funny because it is real. And tiring. And who has got time to assassinate 2nd rate cartoonists anyway. Scott Adams should get over himself. (that was the proper use of the reflexive…)

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Being a former office drone in a telecommunications company (like Adams was) I used to appreciate Dilbert quite a bit. But like too many long running comics with little or no character development (most long-running comics, that is) he tends to just repeat the good jokes until they aren’t funny anymore, and the few new jokes that pop up tend to be unfunny, especially when tainted by the knowledge of what simpering, whiny asshat the guy is.

      • bobbert

        Accurate. I used to gigglesnort at every Dilbert (this was a looooooong time ago). I think the limiting factor is that new mockable corporate fads just don’t emerge fast enough to support a daily strip.

        Also, it turns out he’s an asshole, so go figure.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Hey, Dilbert has won “Best Comic Strip of 1991” for 25 years straight!

      • proudgrampa

        That’s the best line I’ve read today! I nominate you for Comment of the Week!

    • FlownOver

      We could cut him just a smidgen of slack. By having Jake Tapper draw the strip for a few days recently [no joke – as always in Dilbert] Adams proved everyone would be better off if Tapper had a different gig.

  • Nounverb911

    Scott, if your not careful Preznit Trump might add you to his list.

    • Bear OmNomNom

      This week in the Eleventh Circuit: Zombie Nixon v. Fascist Yam. Pleadings state a cause in patent infringement with respect to No. 9,187,666; to wit, a method for eliminating opposition by maintaining an “Enemies List”.

  • JustPixelz

    He used to be funnier. (googles past comics) Oops, my mistake.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Well. Associating a guy who has stated that his policy will be nuclear proliferation with nuclear war is so unreasonable.

    When was it that Scott Adams became the pointy haired one?

    • Serai 1

      When was he NOT?

  • What a fucking douchebag.

    • Swampgas_Man

      I was going to say, “pisspoor attempt at irony”, but reading Dilbert, I don’t think Scott knows what the word means.

    • TeeRaak

      Public Service Announcement: Scott Adams never was an engineer. He’s 100% MBA. Which makes sense that he’s clueless and balding.

      • h4rr4r

        Pointy hair?

  • Donkey Option

    Oh Scott Adams, you aren’t important enough. And, if you pay attention, it’s not the left-wing that constantly threatens to go all second-amendment on people they don’t like (unless it’s with votes!) The people actually threatening Trump and his supporters are other right-wingers. But you’re not so good with logic, so, you may continue to be ignored and irrelevant now.

  • Jenny

    The only person to assassinate Hitler was Hitler.
    Besides who knows what the fuck Trump will nominate as VP.

    • Nounverb911

      Ivanka?

  • JustPixelz

    First they came for the ignorant racist short-fingered billionaires, and I said nothing because I am not an ignorant racist short-fingered billionaire.
    Then they came for me.
    The End.

  • Mimihaha

    Is he standing around yelling “Shoot me! I’m important!” Because he’s not.

    • Spotts1701

      That Clinton Kill List must be getting down to the low-priority targets, like Scott Adams and the guy who put too much guac in her burrito.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        That burrito barrista is in serious trouble, I tells yaz.

      • OddMan

        Narcissist much Scott, to think you are one of the top ten most important people in the US? Really?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Yes. He’s a lot like Ted Nugent that way. So important that he’s going to be assassinated, or in jail, within a year.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        #StillWaiting

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Well that just proved he is a moron crank which explains why his drawing things are not funny. Dilbert is derpwad.

  • Randy Riddle

    “The only downside I can see to the new approach is that it is likely to trigger a race war in the United States.”

    I thought Rush Limbaugh said that Bill Clinton was doing this twenty years ago.

    • OddMan

      Well there was that one guy named ‘Charles something-or-other’ that had this idea back in the 60’s.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Helter Skelter.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Perhaps we should ask a trump reddit?

  • Spotts1701

    And he thinks that the low-information Trump supporters won’t do grievous bodily harm to him if he doesn’t endorse Trump?

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      But Hillary already has a verified kill in Vince Foster, right? Totally more scary than the Trumpified hordes!

      • Doug Langley

        You mean Vince was going to vote for Trump? It’s so obvious!!

      • Lascauxcaveman

        What’s really scary is she killed Chris Steven just for kicks!

  • Jenny

    Not once did I feel bad about cutting up a Dilbert cartoon for the Sears coupons on the other side.

  • cousin itt

    First they came for the self-important douchebag cartoonists, and I said he’s over there behind the counter.

    • Vecciojohn LLC

      Just follow the whimpering sounds.

  • Oneofthebobs

    Wow, Scott Adams and I have something in common. I oppose Trump for my own personal safety.

    • proudgrampa

      I kinda thought that was his point…

  • Anarchy Pony

    When will Hitler finally be given credit for being the man that killed Hitler?

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      But he also killed Hitler’s assassin.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Norman, coordinate!

      • Anarchy Pony

        Mind=blown

  • TeeRaak

    I’m called an “apologist” on Twitter, or sometimes just Joseph Goebbels

    Or just “Go” for short.

    Or maybe…
    https://media1.giphy.com/media/HFxsc1xXdUzcs/200w_d.gif

  • OddMan

    . . . I would be a top-ten assassination target . . .

    Wow, right from the Alex Jones book of incredibly wierd thinking. Scott you might want to try some different recreational drugs.

    • bookish

      I gotta say, I was completely lost there. So glad to see I’m not the only one. Whew.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      He’s flattering himself. YOOOGELY.

  • Glenn Hendricks

    Adams argued against voting at all in one of his books, as he said, his vote would only be ‘noise’ in the end results.

    • Relativicus

      That’s the ol’ coward’s way out, and it’s an electoral year tradition. People who are too lazy to get involved and go vote say things like this in order to reserve their right to keep bitching about stuff. You’ll hear a lot of it from folks in areas like Massachusetts, where “MA always votes Democratic, so my one Democratic vote won’t matter” is the order of the day. Meanwhile, in Texas, it’s “Texas always votes Republican, so my Democratic vote won’t matter anyway.” (Also, vice versa, Republican voters)

      • Blank Ron

        Dunno what it’s like in the US, but Up Here, if you don’t vote, any comment/complaint you make to your MP/MLA is ignored, officially. (They have a copy of the voter rolls, and they’re checked off when you go to the polling place.) That has always seemed to me to be a sensible approach.

  • Vincent Ricola

    Just draw your semi-funny pictures dude, leave your terrible opinions at the door.

    • tomamitai

      That’s pretty much the title of one of his books.

  • Painter of Goats

    “And I would be a top-ten assassination target in that scenario…”

    Yeah, right Scotty. I have trouble believing you’d even make the top 100.

    • limberrat

      “Scott who?”- Hillary

    • Villago Delenda Est

      He’s listed somewhere in Appendix Q of the Hillary Hit List as someone they’ll get around to sometime in the 23rd Century.

    • Aquaria

      I doubt he’s even in the top 1000.

  • Thaumaturgist

    But if we shoot them all, what are we going to do with all the FEMA camps?

  • calliecallie

    I prefer Doonesbury.

    • Nounverb911

      Even the repeats.

    • Spotts1701

      I was always a FoxTrot fan – at least he still publishes on Sundays.

    • SnarkTank

      Pearls Before Swine rulez.
      And thank dog for Bloom County also too.

  • Lizzietish81

    Among the top ten to be assassinated?

    Scott, no one has cared about you since the Dilbert Cartoon went sideways

    • limberrat

      Sad part is that I love the older stuff…

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    Okaaaaay. Let’s buy in to his over-inflated sense of self and agree he’s important enough to assassinate (with votes!) and that all separating him from that dire fate is his unwillingness to support the Hillz. Didn’t he sort of give away the secret that, despite his apparent endorsement, he really is unwilling to support the Hillz?

    I think he’s doing it wrong.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I think he’s also outed himself as a future member of The Resistance, so … not too bright, that lightbulb.

  • h4rr4r

    1. Race war? What the heck?
    2. Top 10? No, almost no one has any idea who you are.

  • Nounverb911

    Needs more Charles Addams.

    • baconzgood

      Thread win!

      (When Baconz gives you a win…that’s better than wonkette comment of the week)

    • Lascauxcaveman

      “Death ray, fiddlesticks! Why, it doesn’t even slow them up!”

  • mardam422

    “And I would be a top-ten assassination target….”
    Yes, they always come for the cartoonists, first. Asshole.

    • limberrat

      First they came for the cartoonists and I did nothing…

    • Aquaria

      Will the take the jack off that does the Mallard Flllmore with him?

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Maybe I haven’t been paying attention. But did Hillary actually, literally compare Trump to Hitler?

  • limberrat

    Bill Watterson? Gary Larson? Can you please come out of retirement?

    • Nounverb911

    • Doug Langley

  • Vecciojohn LLC

    Uh oh, better reinforce the bunker before the race war starts and everyone wants to shoot…. Who the hell is this guy again?

    • Grokenstein

      The guy who created the Dilberito, GOD.
      How could you not KNOW that?!?

      • Vecciojohn LLC

        I thought dilbertos were a type of corn chip.

  • x111e7thst

    I doubt Hilz would want to leave a matter as important as the assassination of Adams to others. She would want to take matters into her own bloodstained hands. (can you say Vince Foster?)

    • MrBlobfish

      The League of Women Voters hit squad is on it.

    • tomamitai

      I doubt Hilz would want to leave a matter as important as the assassination of Adams to others. She would want to take matters into her own bloodstained hands. (can you say Vince Foster?)

      I thought she got Dee Dee Myers to wack Vince?

  • baconzgood

    Who’s that dude that did The Far Side endorsing?

    • limberrat

      An anthropomorphic cow?

    • Hairstrike Alpha

      Definitely not a rasher of bacon unlike some people here….

      • baconzgood

        Hey hey hey…..

        What’s this about bacon?

    • Serai 1

      I wanna know who PIRARO is endorsing.

  • Scooby

    Germans love Dilbert. Just sayin.

  • elviouslyqueer

    How quaint that Scott Adams still thinks he’s relevant.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Hope? Springs eternal?

    • Spotts1701

      Well to the dead-tree newspaper comic readers, who probably have a median age of 75…

  • Tendernob

    What did you expect from the creator of such Dilbert themes as “Ha ha Look, Your Boss is an Idiot! Your Co-Workers are lazy! The Brown Guy from India is hard to relate to and a suck up!”

  • Relativicus

    I do not have any idea why Scott Adams thinks anyone is concerned about who he’s voting for, why the esteemed creator of “Dilbert,” and little else, would be a Top 10 assassination target (I mean, sure, some day, perhaps, but before Bruce Tinsley?!?), or even what people are supposed to take from his “I’m voting for Hillary so people don’t murder me” screed. But, I don’t care. I do, however, want to see a lot less Scott Adams on my teevee and my internet.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      He’s not even Top 10 Cartoonists I think should be assassinated (with votes).

  • Vecciojohn LLC

    We all afraid of Hillary. Why, she could shoot someone on 5th Avenue . . .

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Better make that Pennsylvania Avenue (or K Street) so we can hate her for being such a DC insider, too.

  • AntiDerpomeme

    There are other men that are equally scared shitless of strong women, but few have such elaborate public fantasies about how those women will discipline their worthless asses. Now crawl and lick those sensible pumps, worm!

    • Msmlg1979

      I love you.

      • AntiDerpomeme

        Right back atcha!

  • Sardonicuss

    He and P.J. O’rourke can form a delusional support / self defense group. HSAFE. (Hillary Supporters All Forgot Existed)

  • beavertank

    For some reason I always assumed “mainstream cartoonist” and “mouth breathing creepy uncle conspiracy theorist” were mutually exclusive categories. Thanks, Scott Adams, for proving me wrong… I guess?

    • jmhm

      Oh, bless you, you must have missed the days of Lil Abner. Al Capp was an MRA bircher before being an MRA bircher was cool. He had an entire series of comics warning America of the looming danger of Joan Baez.

      • beavertank

        Luckily, I’m far too young for that. Or my childhood home city’s newspaper didn’t carry Lil Abner. One or the other.

        They did have Mallard Fillmore, and even as a young naive child it was clear whoever wrote it was a complete moron.

        • jmhm

          Oh, he totally was, and the fact that the people who eliminated the equal time rule forced him on to the comics page as a ‘corrective’ to insufficiently conservative comic strips was the only funny thing about it.

          But Capp was in a class by himself.

    • Jerry Jenkins wrote the Gil Thorp strip until 2004.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Jesus, what a pussy reason to endorse anyone….I don’t endorse Trump because he’s a racist bigoted fascist and his followers are deranged lunatics who believe everything he does.

  • weejee

    I was reminded of this. Not sure why, but it was what popped-up.

    • Serai 1

      That’s one of my favorite Far Sides.

      • J.Bo

        I had that one on a coffee mug!

    • tomamitai

      Watching the clothes tumble in our front loader is our cat’s favorite TV show.

  • baconzgood

    Seriously mang….you’re not writing Doonsberry or Fritz the Cat. You’re writing the Cathy of office workers. Tell you what comic book nerd…when you start drawing somthing beyond the FAX machine not working and channel the ghost of Hunter Thompson. ..then your cartoons matter.

    • Lizzietish81

      It really is precious isn’t it?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Hey, there is also the deep tragicomedy of having a dumb boss, in a way that’s completely different from how Beetle Bailey, or Wizard of Id ever plowed that field.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        The fact that Dilbert stood out on the comics pages just goes to show how lame most of the competition is in that medium. Anything that lets “Tank McNamara” run for years and years is just not a thriving art form.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          The comics page is a weird institution. I’ve heard it said that for a long time, the only feedback the comics page editor heard was when they tried to remove a strip, then they’d get flooded with complaints. So, they never remove anything.

          • tomamitai

            It’s been years since I’ve looked at a print comic, are they still giving Prince Valiant a quarter page on Sundays?

          • Latverian Diplomat

            In more than 300 papers, according to wikipedia.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      “Cathy of office workers.” Nailed it. Same damn jokes, over and over and over…

      • SnarkTank

        But….but…I really don’t wanna see Dilbert or Wally trying on bathing suits! AACCKK!

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “I don’t have to kill you Mr. Adams, when clearly I can just hurt you badly by saying I don’t know who the fuck you are.”

    — Hillz

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    I saw him on Bill Maher’s show swabbing Trump’s tiny, microscopic dick because apparently behaving just like the school bully is persuasive. I think Scott Adams was picked on a lot as a kid but always dreamed he could be the one doing the bullying so he idolized the creeps doing it….

    • Lascauxcaveman

      A plausible explanation. That or he was beaten regularly by his father.

  • Anarchy Pony

    Top ten assassination? No scott, you’d just be one of the thousands of targets shot by Hydra’s helicarriers.

    • limberrat

      HAIL HYDRA!

      • Jamoche

        Oh, Cap, no!

    • SessileRaptor

      Not for a while though, in terms of posing a threat to their rule he probably clocks in a bit below that WW2 vet who drives around on his hovaround wacking the occupying soldiers with his cane.

  • SessileRaptor

    *Rubs forehead* Dude GTF over yourself, you’re not on anybody’s top ten list of assassination targets, nor anybody’s top 100 or top 1000. I know internet fame can be confusing and having a bunch of dittoheads hanging on your every online word can make you think that your opinions matter, but in the real world you’re so inconsequential you barely make it onto the list “Top 10 assholes who write the Dilbert comic strip.”

  • Angela Ruzzo

    We’ve had a race war in this country for 250 years. It was called slavery, then Jim Crow, then “separate but equal”, and now it’s called the Republican Party.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Hey uh, Scott you do realize that being Hitler didn’t cause Hitler to be assassinated, right? In fact, there’s not a single precedent where being identified as a violent, demagogue fascist has put your life in danger from milquetoast liberals. In fact it’s always the other way around….I’m beginning to think Scott Adams is not very bright.

  • Suttree

    Another fine example of a brave conservative turning tail and running from his beliefs. It’s rather similar to how they are always yelling about freedumb while planning on voting for a fascist.

  • John Iwaniszek

    I loved Dilbert. Scott Adams is nutz.

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    So, was he on vacation for the past eight years while the right has compared Obama to Hitler?

    • jmhm

      If so, his vacation has been going on since before Jesse Helms suggested that Bill Clinton, Commander in Chief, would be assassinated by soldiers if he set foot on an army base without a bodyguard. At the time, Helms was the Chair of the Foreign Relations Committee.

  • timpundit

    I’ve been taking my coded marching orders from the Lizard King who does the Bazooka Joe comics for decades now and that’s just the ways I likes em.

    • Jeff in the desert

      Yeah, there is something in that gum……

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Certainly not flavor.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          Aw, come on! Cardboard is a flavor. Just not a good one.

  • Skwerl King

    Cartoon Guy, I served with Hitler. I knew Hitler. Hitler was a friend of mine. Cartoon Guy, Trump is no Adolph Hitler. A Robespierre, yes. (You can look it up.) Hitler, no.
    -Barak Obama

    • PubOption

      Trump has not said much about Public Safety.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      That is a massive insult to Robespierre’s organizational skills and actual possession of a coherent ideology.

      • BigBoppa

        Fuck Robespierre.* He couldn’t even make the trains run on time.**

        *Robespierre b-1758 d-1794
        ** 1st full-scale working railway steam locomotive was built in the United Kingdom in 1804.

  • Vecciojohn LLC

    Boy, if there is one person if would like to hunt down and kill, it’s that cartoonist, Scott, uh, Scot … Uh …

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Top Ten? Seriously? Who does this guy think he is, Ted Nugent?

    • jmhm

      Now, why would you bring Ted Nugent into a conversation about national politicians and assassination threats?

  • Professor Fate

    His political skills as an analyst match his skills as a draftsman.

    • The Wanderer

      Kevin and Kell is a much better comic.

  • It’s like if Dave Barry was an unfunny li-bro-tarian MRA guy with brain damage.

    • jmhm

      Barry has seen better days, sadly.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      What’s MRA again?

      • jmhm

        Men’s Rights Advocate. One of the guys who spends his days searching the internet for signs that men (generally white) are not given their due as the rightful rulers of the universe.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Oh yeah! I’d forgotten about those guys. Don’t they hang out in sweat lodges or something?

          • jmhm

            Something about drum circles.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          I suspect they find those signs fairly regularly, too, since they seem to be able to read a conspiracy against them on the wrapper around the toilet paper.

          • jmk

            That wrapper can only be opened by oppressive matriarchal force, and totally reflects internalized misandry!!!

          • Suttree

            If someone didn’t reload the toilet paper for them, they are obviously being repressed!

      • JH Marx

        Replaced K-rations.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    I’m coming to the conclusion that Adams is simply a type of provocateur. He’s not there to make a reasoned argument – he just wants to lob a conversational bomb out there and see what happens. I don’t know if he actually believes anything he writes, or if he just gets shits & giggles from saying semi-outrageous things. I kind of suspect the latter – there seems to be something permanently adolescent about him.

    • efoveks

      Didja read the blog? :)

    • Courser

      Like a lot of right wing peeps these days, he’s just trying to remain relevant.

      Surprise Scott!!! You’re not. BYE!

  • bubbuhh

    Scott Adams nugget #1

    Announced this year in blog, “I don’t vote and I am not a member of a political party.”

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Callyson to the white courtesy phone, please. Paging Callyson to the white courtesy phone. We have an emergency need for the Hillary-on-the-plane meme. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.

  • Whatever comixbot is still pumping out Snuffy Smith and Beetle Bailey better watch its back.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liNg1U7hAsA

  • Gayer Than Thou

    I guess I don’t know what a “race war” actually is. I had thought it might be centuries of enslavement and displacement, followed by disenfranchisement, violence, and the systematic deprivation of educational, health, cultural, and economic opportunities, with a heaping helping of disproportionately being the object of law enforcement and incarceration and a side of disrespect and constant microagressions, but I guess that’s not what it is.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      According to the MRAs it’s “white people are being outnumbered and the wimmins won’t make us sandwiches no more!”

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Huh. Wow, I was way off. I would’ve described that as “progress.”

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          Try rebooting your Google Translate. Your MRA-English appears to be stuck.

          • Cindyinencinitas

            And for the record, it’s sammiches.

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        • diogenez

          silly libruhl

      • Skadi

        They fully expect the Japanese to build them robot wimminz who can make them sandwiches (and do…other things) any day now.

        • Jamoche

          As a woman, I’m all for that – they can vegetate in their basements, never bother us, and remove themselves from the gene pool.

        • Rick Hill

          It is definitely in the works.

      • Rick Hill

        They wouldn’t be outnumbered if they could decently “service” their women.

    • Oneofthebobs

      It’s like when the Kentucky Derby bombs the Indy 500.

    • The Wanderer

      Wouldn’t a good illustration of a race war be a conflict between Humans and Klingons?

      • Serai 1

        Nah, that’s a species war. Totally different.

    • Jamoche

      It’s the people who’d been on the oppressing side freaked out that someone might do unto them what they’d done unto others. Equality is not a concept that they get.

      • cat cafe

        Also, moving from 100% of all the power to 99% is “OPPRESSION!!!”

    • Awesome Man

      It refers to the rivalry that existed between fans of Jeff Gordan and Dale Earnhardt.

  • Vecciojohn LLC

    Be my friend ? … Godmother?

  • bubbuhh

    Another Scott Adams/Dilbert factoid:

    Married trophy family in 2006. Announced he was no longer married in 2014. No word on whether trophy family knew it had been married to him.

    • Suse

      He also opened a couple of restaurants in my area called “Stacey’s.” One closed and the other was sold to someone else.

      • efoveks

        A friend of mine was an executive chef at Stacey’s. The food was good, but she was a horrible manager of people. She talked about workers behind their backs. To other workers and customers. :-(

        • Suse

          Not cool!

        • Parchment Scroll

          I kind of love the thought that someone working for Scott Adams was a terrible manager. Like she read the comic strip and was like “oh, I see what he wants in a supervisor!” and he agreed.

        • Cindyinencinitas

          Yeah but Stacey’s mom had it going on.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Guess it’s finally time to replace my Dilbert mousepad. Do you know if I can find any Cathy merch online?

  • Thaumaturgist

    Hillz is as mean as a Messican judge.

  • For the Record: Here’s the one Scott Adams cartoon I ever found funny:

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I think the one where the boss is being clueless and Wally’s not doing any work is funny. In 1991.

      • jmhm

        There was one, where pointy-headed boss gave him two hours to redesign the server architecture because “anything I don’t understand must be easy” which was on my fridge for a while.

      • dmoisan

        Dilbert, on token-ring: “Uh oh, the token fell out and it’s in this room someplace!”

      • Aquaria

        The only one I ever liked was where was Catbert sitting on a computer monitor. He said that he really needed to get out there to make some evil HR policies, but he was having a hard time leaving the “fabulous butt-warming device.”

        That wasn’t a bad joke, because cats do act like they’d rather be doing something else, but the butt-warming monitor was just too fabulous to ignore.

    • SeeTrain65

      There’s more than one.

  • nightmoth

    I liked his comic, and bought his book at the library book sale. In the book, it turns out he’s into consulting psychics. An alarm bell rang for me.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    I saw Adams on Maher a little while ago, and he was doing a kind of layman’s rhetorical analysis of Trump. He wasn’t bad at it, but I think he gives WAY too much credit to Trump for his supposed innovations and rhetorical genius, and way too little credit to the native stupidity and xenophobia of much of the American populace. Hucksters and populists like Trump are nothing new; we just have godawful short memories.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Really, “genius promoter?” People give the guy waaaaaay too much credit. I don’t don’t recall ever being fooled by the guy. He’s never been anything but repellant to me.

      • jmhm

        Aw, give him some credit. He managed to go broke underestimating the intelligence of the american public four times.

        • Steely_Fan

          “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American…WHAT!!??!!!
          ~H.L. Mencken

  • SnarkTank

    Kinda weird that the author of “The Dilbert Principle” doesn’t recognize that Drumpf is the living embodiment of it.

    • jmhm

      I liked that book better when it had Lawrence Peter’s name on the cover.

      • SnarkTank

        There actually is a subtle difference between the Peter Principle and the Dilbert Principle, and in fairness to Adams, he gives Peter full credit.

        • jmhm

          What I got out of it was a less-well-written rewrite of the first book with illlustrative cartoons, but I read it a long, long time ago.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Dilbert used to be a sympathetic, put-upon Everyman. Gradually, he mutated into a rude jerk. I wonder if there are any real-life parallels here…

  • MrBlobfish

    The all-new for 2016 Scott Adams coupe can do 0 to Hitler in 3.9 seconds.

  • goonemeritus

    PUSSY

  • MrBlobfish

    Wait! Trump is the Hitler? I thought Hillary was the Hitler? The big crowd at her upcoming Nuremburg rally are going to be disappointed.

  • Ilgattomorte

    You know it’s funny. Anytime I get upset with anyone I want to hurt Scott Adams. I had an argument with the wife the other day and the first thing I thought was “Damn you Scott Adams!”.

    I’m going to ask for a raise tomorrow and if I don’t get it, well, you just better watch out Scott Adams!

  • natoslug

    That’s it — Dilbert’s dead to me. Instead of not reading Dilbert, I’m going to not read Dilbert twice as often as I don’t read Dilbert now. That’s a whole lot of nothing for you, Scott!

  • Jgb979

    There must be a powerful black hole anomaly pulling Scott Adams’ relevance from 1995 all the way to 2016.

    I can’t wait to get out of school and play some Super Nintendo while listening to the new Hootie record. I hear Seinfeld has a new episode about marble rye bread and a farting horse!

  • Srsly? Dilbert guy isn’t even in my top 1000 people to call A Idiot, much less top 10 to kill. He really thinks highly of himself, huh?

  • SeeTrain65

    (I’m called an “apologist” on Twitter, or sometimes just Joseph Goebbels).

    Delusions of grandeur are just fucking sad.

    • Courser

      Yeah, I don’t think anyone thinks about Scott Adams all that much. He’s an assclown and he’s not worth the bullets it would take to blow him away.

    • thenearesthippie

      Mostly he’s just called “Who?”

  • sadboy

    Does this mean that Berke Breathed is going to vote for Trump out of fear? After all, he’s been lampooning Trump in Bloom County for thirty years.

    • Suse

      Trump does resemble Bill the Cat in many ways.

      • BigBoppa

        Except trump pathologically hangs onto his hairball like it’s some kind of security blanket or hat or something.

        • Suse

          Hahaha!

    • Classic Bloom County Trump (Outland, actually, I think…)

  • Mintie

    I’m amused that he believes the alleged future race warriors will still believe he’s a true patriot after endorsing someone other than their Fearless Leader Trump.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    For a self-proclaimed expert in the business of persuasion that seems like a spectacularly muddled message.

  • MrBlobfish

    First, they came for the Hitlers and I said nothing, for I wasn’t a Hitler…

  • Callyson

    “That’s OK, Scott, I’ll be fine without your ringing endorsement!”

    https://i.imgur.com/aDdqJGH.gif

  • bubbuhh

    In 2015, Scott Adams/Dilbert announced he would not endorse a candidate for the 2016 elections.

    • The Wanderer

      So he’s just trolling now, or was he trolling then? And I’m sure that all of the candidates were waiting with bated breath for the coveted accolade of his endorsement.

  • MAZS

    What a clever ruse by “Dilbert”—kinda like this white supremacist endorsing Clinton.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clinton-kkk_us_56e7373ae4b0b25c918304f2

    [couldn’t find Wonkette link and apologize for having to use HuffPost]

  • Portia McGonagal

    I think he’s persuading himself that he possesses powers of persuasion.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Some people are easily persuaded.

  • HanBarbara

    Just because you’re good at drawing little pictures with captions doesn’t make you smart about anything else.

  • bubbuhh

    November 16, 2011 Dilbert Adams announced his candidacy for President of the United States.

  • Hammiepants

    Dilbert sucks ass anyway.

  • aGuyInOregon

    Yeah. Clinton is the one inciting a race war. Geez.

    • Okely D’Oprah

      Just like the Beatles did with that song about a slide.

  • Marceline

    Scott Adams is crazy as a soup sandwich.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    I pray that is sarcasm. Otherwise, someone shut off the oxygen to his cubicle for too long.

  • Iron Monkey

    “Dilbert”, for me, used to be really funny–snorting unable to speak funny. Now it is boring and predictable.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    If there’s a Top Ten List of people who are not an anybody’s Top Ten List, Adams might make the cut.

  • Msmlg1979

    Pretty sure when the words “Donald Trump as President” are spoken aloud, everyone who hears them has visions of Nazi Germany and mushroom clouds flash through their minds. These images make some people angry and scared, and make others feel hopeful and excited, because they are terrible people. Hillary didn’t associate Trump with these things. Trump associated Trump with these things.

  • Cool_North

    He doesn’t look like he’s going to make it without qualified help and possibly pharmaceutical, too.

  • Manhattan123

    The comic that makes Family Circus seem hilarious. (I especially enjoy when Billy gets distracted and wanders around the neighborhood and you get to see his tracks).

    • aliceblue

      Personally I’d love to see Billy or any of the little creatures meet the “Fist of Death.”

      • Pat_Pending

        Make that “Fisting of Death” and you might have something there.

      • dmoisan

        “Mommy, help! P.J. found the gun!!” –from a Mad Magazine parody

    • Gleem-McShinez

      I have no idea how you’d draw it, but I can imagine a version of that but Billy’s now 40-something, and the tracks are wandering all through internet porn.

    • dmoisan

      There have been some awesome Family Circus parodies, usually centered around Mommy getting drunk and boned by the TV repairman.

  • Blackest Noobs

    i’m kinda shocked Adams endorsed Hillz..maybe he is smart like he purports to be.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      It ain’t personal safety he is worried about, it’s his pocket book. He knows the Trumptroopers is just a flash in the pan, due to die out and slink away come november.

      • r m reddicks

        Well, the Trumpeteers have trouble “figuring out” his “comic strip” and the non-Trumpeteers are glad we no longer get the newspaper where his “comic strip” seemed to have once appeared. (I’ve got a few more ” “‘s” so I’ll use them up here.)

  • motmelere

    So the not funny jerk is also bad at sarcasm, who knew?

  • Lark_in_the_AM

    Scott – you’ve forgotten the mad communication skillz which allegedly make you a top-ten target – revealing that the reason for your endorsement is not genuine but only a ploy to keep you from getting extraordinarily renditioned (rendited?) isn’t good enough, man. Since you aren’t sincere, you’re still in danger! Better hide out in your backyard bunker until it’s all over. You’re only phoning in your strip, anyway.

    • Tansy Geek

      I’ll settle for him getting extraordinarily reddited

  • Iam Reading

    Dilbert is the new Garfield. They both suck. Farside or GTFO

    • Awesome Man

      Indeed.

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    Say, it is not “linking to Hitler” when the guy is acting like Hitler.

    • Jamoche

      Scott’s the sort of person to cry Godwin’s Law in a WWII forum.

    • jmhm

      Well, he was raised by an austrian klan sympathizer, so.

  • chascates

    Surely Adams is familiar with the Peter Principle. Where you rise to the level of your incompetence and then, become a dick.

    • anon_the_great

      A wilted dick

  • Fly

    Scott has a well known second career penning chain letters for your crazy uncle.

  • katz

    Well, he succeeded in clickbaiting himself back into momentary relevance, which I guess is all he could really hope for.

  • 3FingerPete

    In what reality is Scott Adams in the top ten on people’s list of anything? I can think of at least twenty higher profile Trump supporters before Adams. Adams had to actually remind me he existed here.

    • jmhm

      I don’t wish for anyone’s death over who they support. If I did have to make a list of ten people who I would like to spend the time between now and November 3 on a nice tropical island without WiFi, though, I’d probably pick the ten guys on the Trump supporter Reddit with the highest number of upvotes, because I’m pretty sure they’re way more dangerous than whiny-ass plausible-deniability-humping Scott Adams.

      • theblackdog

        That much exposure to sunlight after living in their mom’s basements their whole lives might cause them to spontaneously combust.

    • Greg Comlish

      #1 best selling author of comics with a focus on white male grievance

  • thenearesthippie

    Shorter Scott Adams: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!

  • Paperless Tiger

    I didn’t hear Hillary call Donald ‘Hitler’ nary a time, but now that you mention it …

  • anon_the_great

    So High-fuckin-hilarious when white boy cartoonist sez “…likely to trigger a race war’. Hey you closeted pegging and not so closeted Dirty Sanchez aficionado Scott Adams, know what? There is a race war on and your fuckin cracker ancestors and your cracker self have been at it for 500 years. Don’t believe me? Ask a Lakota Sioux for a 2nd opinion, you miserable shit stained anti-vaxx fuck stick.

    Man I don’t like that guy.

    • anon_the_great

      Yeah, Scott Adams is an anti-vaxxer. So there’s that.

      • Roadstergal

        Of course he is. Has to check off every asshole tick box, doesn’t he?

      • Pat_Pending

        Really?? Anti-vaxxer? Wow, I am just NOT keeping up with the Dilbert since, like, I dunno, 1997 or something…

        • Roadstergal

          Apparently, he was on Real Time recently. White misogynistic anti-science assholes stay together, I guess.

          • ahughes798

            Maher has Neil DeGrasse Tyson on a lot, as he did last Friday, so I don’t particularly see an anti-science bias there.

      • Awesome Man

        Holy fuck, so he’s a totally repugnant dumbfuck?

  • King of America

    hooray! a vague excuse to post this:

  • mailman27

    He cannot be serious.

  • handyhippie65

    if you’re not willing to fight, and die for what you believe, how can you consider yourself an american?

  • Greg Comlish

    It was about 10 years ago that I was in my office building and I saw a Dilbert cartoon on somebody’s door. “Ho, ho, ho, this is going to be good” I thought to myself and braced for some yuks. Then I realized there wasn’t actually a joke. The more of his comics I read, the more I realized that they don’t contain any humor. They’re just depressing koans about office life and the narrative of grievance that office workers tell themselves to make themselves feel better.

    • King of America

      At one point there WAS an insanely foul-mouthed site called “The Dilbert Hole” that redubbed all the words of his comic with the most horribly offensive things you can imagine. Obviously it was far funnier than Dilbert ever was, so he kept suing them till they had to shut down.

      • King of America

        Slight correction – the strips were originally a part of the comic Leisure Town; the Dilbert Hole was a spin-off made by other people to host them after the author kept getting sued by Adams and had to take them down.

    • katz

      Spot on. Wasn’t there an essay a while back about how Dilbert actually fosters complacency by framing all its complaints with that “It’s just the way it is” attitude, and that’s why it shows up so often in actual managers’ offices and IT departments?

  • I Only Like Cats

    It seems that the Liberal Media has made a mistake, and falsely accused Clinton of not condemning supporters who she thought could possibly be hers inflicting any sort of violence with their malcontent. Obviously, the wussy loser shame belongs to Trump. Am I translating this correctly? Because I feel like Sanskrit would be simpler.

  • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

    Somebody send this jackoff a copy of Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism…
    An old, nasty, peed-on copy…

  • mancityfooty .

    The sad part is that he thinks he’s relevant.

  • Rick Hill

    I wasn’t going to say anything but now that I know I’m not alone, I will step forward. I received a fundraising letter from the Clinton camp. It was the normal thing you get: Blah blah, democracy, blah blah these pantsuits cover some big stones, blah blah idiot Trump…but then I noticed, at the end of it. Handwritten, after the generic thank you for your support, it said “If you don’t vote for me, you’re going to be feeding the fishes and your dog too. We’ll know….’
    Then it was signed:
    Best regards, Hills. (She was nice enough, she did make a little heart to dot the i)
    Yuck it up while you can. Don’t forget, you were warned!

    • katz

      …I got a letter like that but I threw it away without reading it.

      Ohshitohshitoshit

      • Rick Hill

        It’s the little things like that which change your life forever. You’re going to have to take your chances by voting for her and hoping there’s no clerical error placing you on the “Did not vote for HRC” list.
        One other thing of import, always remember, when ordering pizza, to say “No anchovies, please.”

        • Me not sure

          Doesn’t it make sense that if Hillz was going to do anyone famous in, that it would in fact be Donald Trump

          • Rick Hill

            No, then he would be a martyr. How’d you like to look at that face on patriot battle blags for the next 100 years?

          • Me not sure

            I kid. Hills has already bagged the legal limit.

          • Rick Hill

            Legal limit? When she’s done she’ll make Pol Pot, Mao, Stalin, Khan…all of them look like pikers. No wait, that would be Turnip that would turn the world into a graveyard.

          • wavicles

            She’s been building a tolerance for Iocane powder for years.
            She’ll invite him to have a cocktail and a talk to bury the hatchet.

          • Amalga

            As you wish…

    • Zhu Bajie

      Revive your French/Spanish, keep a bag packed at all times and hide a stash of cash where you can get to it in emergencies.

      • Odd Jørgensen

        and hide a stash of cash where you can get to it

        Better be safe and buy gold coin, or bitcoin….

    • Lamashtar

      My Hillary email was a chain letter. Oh CRAP.

  • SisterArtemis

    Too bad the Hillbots will never know his actual secret plan to protect himself, since he wroted it all over the interwebs.

  • Ryan Denniston

    Scott who?

    • psychobroad

      Thank you. What an asshole.

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Yes! A race war! Marmaduke will of course start it off, with a series of riots, and then they’ll call in Beetle Bailey to try to restore order, but this is when Dennis The Menace will break out his gun collection and mow them all down, and the world will be restored to order with proper Family Circus values once again!

  • Ryan Denniston

    “So I’ve decided to endorse Hillary Clinton for President, for my personal safety. Trump supporters don’t have any bad feelings about patriotic Americans such as myself, so I’ll be safe from that crowd.”

    “First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Socialist.”

  • SomeSpikeOwenWannabe

    Now when Scott Adams kills himself we won’t see Republicans try to pin it on Hillary?

    • Awesome Man

      Insert your own Vince Foster joke here.

      • Lamashtar

        Suddenly, I feel bad. My friend committed suicide years ago. I can only imagine how I’d feel if a bunch of rich assholes cynically began claiming I murdered him.

        You know, I was looking up Hillary’s speech to Woman in the World yesterday. It was okay, nice message. She mentioned that they needed to protect little girls all over the world by changing cultural and religious traditions that allowed societies to abuse women. Something like that. Next related article–Jeb Bush put out a mailer citing Hillary’s speech, claiming Hillary “wants to destroy our religious values and traditions”.

        It was so breathtakingly cynical, to lie so hatefully about something noble, all so he could make Republicans angry at her.

        • Zannah Merrill

          To be fair, there are plenty of people who believe wholeheartedly that abusing women and children is God’s will and his commandment.

  • phoenix00

    > “The only downside I can see to the new approach is that it is likely to trigger a race war in the United States.”

    That is a HUGE downside you moronic twat. IF there wasn’t a race war already happening that is.

    • Morrigan In Oregon

      I find it interesting that I have no connection to the word “cunt.” It is neither good nor bad, just something I never heard and was not ‘taught’ what it was.
      However the word twat gives me shivers of disgust. I guess one woman’s cunt is another woman’s twat.

      • Lamashtar

        Probably. ‘Cunt’ sends me into rage, but twat has no meaning for me. I would probably use it as the past tense of ‘twit’, like “I gave my mentally delayed companion an affectionate twat on the side of the head.”

      • phoenix00

        According to Urban Dictionary:
        “1) A great word to shout out.
        2) A woman’s vagina.
        3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
        4) Used by Tweety.
        5) An offensive term for a person.
        6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.”

        I use the word for 4) and 5) more than 2) or 3). Because reasons.
        6) is a new one tho, I’ve never seen that personally.

    • Tosca

      Ah, but he’s currently on the side that’s winning, so it doesn’t count as a race war. He means a race war where black and brown people sometimes win.

      • phoenix00

        And how stacked is this deck? How often does that side cheat to make sure it stays ahead?

  • Me not sure

    If one needs proof that there is no God, the fact that The Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes are gone and Dilbert remains should suffice.

  • beatbort

    The best thing would be if Hillary refuses to accept his endorsement.
    That would be far funnier than any Dilbert strip ever.

    • Rick Hill

      Hey. He has his stalkers. Well, one, really. That old lady from Schenectady, the one with all the Garfield dolls. Except she can’t afford a bus ticket or get anyone to watch her cat dolls so she’s biding her time.

  • Incoming Ham

    He really thinks a lot of himself.

  • Blank Ron

    It’s so sad that he thinks he’s relevant.
    Scott, dear? You’re not in the top ten. You’re not in the top ten MILLION. In fact, no-one would waste a bullet on you. Or, comes to that, a poin-ted stick.

  • Zhu Bajie

    Was “Dilbert” ever funny? I never got the humor.

    • Morrigan In Oregon

      they were being self depreciating when obviously they were the alpha dogs of the new tech people that work in cubicles. Ya’ had to had been there.

    • PattyJM

      He did some good comics when Dilbert was fresh and new. Unfortunately the strip has gone on well past its prime and ready to be replaced by something clever and original.

    • You Think Yer Better Than Me

      I laughed my A** off reading it because it hit home for me

  • Nockular cavity

    Is this some kind of convoluted suicide note?

  • Zhu Bajie

    Race war in the US is not impossible, but it’ll start with gun nuts trying to kill or enslave everyone else. Everyone else will fight back, and before you know it, it’s DR Congo or Bosnia, all over again. :-(

    • Rick Hill

      So it would be more of a bigot war than a race war

    • John Smith

      I’m not expecting it to happen until after NASCAR season ends.

      • Awesome Man

        We’ll fight ’em on the beaches of Daytona! In turn three at Charlotte! In the urinal trough at Pocono!

        This may be taking “race” war too literally.

        • phoenix00

          They DO NOT TOUCH Laguna Seca. I will personally die on that hill (after the Corkscrew)

          • DT

            That’s where you’d do it.

    • katz

      You can fight them off with your rake! (Sorry, I just really like your handle.)

  • LegionOfDo

    More drawings, fewer words, Mr. Adams.

  • edith prickly

    Is this satire? ‘cos he’s doing it wrong.

    • DT

      No, it’s not satire. He believes this, which is why I can’t read Dilbert or his weird books (which DO grasp satire) the same way.

  • There was an animated Dilbert cartoon that no one remembers. A national mental block that it even existed. It lifted the theme song from Oingo-Boingo art/weird-film The Forbidden Zone for reasons unknown.

    • Zannah Merrill

      I remember it, despite never having watched an episode. Specifically, I remember the creepy voices.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    This makes me feel a little defenestratey.

  • John Smith

    If he really wants to prove he’s all in for Hillz, he would change the pointy-haired boss to the orange-haired boss.

  • J.Bo

    All the Scott Adams dipshittery and all the Dilbert notfunnery begins to come into focus when you realize that the Pointy Haired Boss has been the intended “hero” of the strip all along.

  • Awesome Man

    What does the author of a funny or relevant comic have to say?

  • Awesome Man

    I would rate Dilbert as being only slightly more readable than Mallard Fillmore.

    • folderol

      Dammit! It’s critical people like you that are responsible for the demise of Major Hoople! Shame!

      • folderol

        Or was it Out Our Way with Major Hoople? It certainly wasn’t Mott the Hoople… they didn’t last as long as the Major.

      • kareemachan

        I wish they still had Little Nemo.

    • Gregory Brown

      Oh, give me a break! Mallard Fillmore? More like Mallard Failmore! Dilbert is the bomb. That said, Scott Adams is crazier than a rat in a mason jar.

      • kareemachan

        Dilbert jumped the shark a LONG time ago.

        Except maybe for computer nerds who chortle over his overused strips about programming.

        • Gregory Brown

          No way. It only jumped a sea bass, and although the sea bass was very ill tempered, it did NOT have a “laser” on its head.

        • Gregory Brown

          Dilbert only jumped an ill-tempered sea bass.

    • DT

      Dilbert is fucking AMAZING if you’ve ever been an engineer. He’s the one example of a conservative that understands satire.

  • CJTX

    Wow: a weenie, a liar, and a wuss…the total package!

  • JCfromNC

    Scott Adams, Professional Internet Troll. The old kind, that is, the ones that liked to post things that maybe they believed (but probably didn’t) just to stir shit up and spread some hate and discontent. Scott seems to be one of those people you picture sitting in a room lit only by the light of his computer monitor, muttering “Your hate makes me strong.”

    Scott, I don’t know if your ego is really so maniacal that you think you’d be a probable target for the roving Killary Death Squads that our Tyrant Queen Overlady will be setting up on Jan 22nd, but take my word for it — no one cares enough about you to bother.

  • PattyJM

    If Adams was concerned for his personal safety he didn’t have to come out for any of the candidates. All he had to do was cast his secret ballot and that would be the end of the story.

    • Ann Brown

      Exactly

    • Jason Mounce

      He didn’t come out for any candidate though. He complimented Trump, but never said who he was voting for. He made a prediction that Trump would win by a landslide, but never said he was voting for Trump. He was attacked for the implication that he would vote for him instead of Hillary, and he was being attacked on the grounds that he dared to say that Trump would become the next President.

      Him keeping who he’d vote for would not protect him from the extremism of the Left-wingers. He never said he’d vote Trump, not like he got Pro-Trump people threatening to murder him if he DIDN’T actually vote for him. It’s only the Left-wingers that go full-retard and start sending death threats for not being Pro-Hillary. “Vote or Die” as South Park once poked fun of, the irony being? You gotta vote for what others want, you’re told you have a choice when you vote – but that’s far from the truth – you gotta vote what they want you to vote, or you’re stupid and should die or be banished.

      A Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.

      Scott Adams complimented and said Turd Sandwich was going to win, so the Giant Douche became enraged and those who vote Giant Douche sent death threats because his inclination wasn’t positive to Giant Douche, and if you’re not biased and agree with them? Then you’re a problem.

      • chris n

        jesus christ you’re as fucking weird and deluded as the dilbert guy is

        • Jason Mounce

          I love the amount of reasoning you made in your post to backup your Opinion— oh wait.

          Yes, cause a guy as smart as him, capable of entering Mensa – and he’s Deluded? One thing you’re going to have to admit is that you will never achieve such a status as he had. To be part of the 1% in IQ. You? Likely someone with 80-90 IQ? Trying to say a guy who was in Mensa is deluded? XDDD

          Sheep will be sheep. Have fun eating your grass.

  • Kip TW

    I don’t think enough of us read the news through a “How will this affect Scott Adams?” lens. Perhaps this column can change that.

  • kareemachan

    He sure thinks a lot of himself, doesn’t he?

  • Jeffery Campbell

    What do you expect from someone who couldn’t cut it at Pacific Bell.

  • Ann Brown

    And this guy was a member of Mensa!!! What a moron.

  • Pugsandcoffee

    Can we just send Cathy to “Take care of him” (with votes…in comics)?

  • Daniel Lobel

    Why is it surprising that Hil-liary engages in politics which can cause an assasination?
    Nobody here has noticed that significant people in statistically high numbers die around her all the time?
    Vince Foster – more recently dem whisltleblower Seth Rich? And the many in between?

    When told to quit in 08 she said “We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California,” Clinton told the editorial board of a South Dakota newspaper as a reason not to quit . But of course , that was not suggestive of anything – a non news story .

    And by the way , Obama himself said “If they bring knives – we’ll bring guns” .
    Yep , you gessed it – another “nogo” for the news hawks .

    But it’s Trump we have to worry about! The news cycle has to harp on Trump’s NRA comment for a week , that’s dangerous , the above is – of course – not – right?

  • You Think Yer Better Than Me

    Scott Adams is brilliant. He also brought this to our collective attention (you may need reading glasses)

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