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Ann Coulter is having another one of her emo moments, y’all. She’s so sick and tired of all these yucky brown immigrants coming in and taking away her American way of life, and she knows Donald Trump is the only chance we have to keep things white, blonde and Christians-only in America.

And now some British journalist on BBC Radio 4, James Naughtie, is fucking BOTHERING her, trying to get her to defend her vicious racism with things like “facts” and “logic” and “some shred of evidence of a thought process,” ughhhhhhhhh. Why can’t she just go back to the old days when she was America’s Top Bigot and she made millions just for drunk-splooting words out and calling them “books”?

Let’s dive in:

COULTER: Americans don’t WANT immigration! They don’t want any more! Why can’t we have a home? Everybody else can have a home, you see, you know, National Geographic, and oh, the indigenous people and they love their home, “I’m going home!” No, we’re the only people on earth who aren’t allowed to have a home!

Poor Ann Coulter, thumbing through National Geographic and getting jealous of all those indigenous Africans and Asians. Sure, they might be poor, but at least somebody loves them and they look “at home.” Poooooor Ann Coulter.

NAUGHTIE: But you’re a country of immigrants …

COULTER: No, we are not!

NAUGHTIE: If someone had said that about Jewish immigration into New York a century ago …

COULTER: Oh God, not the Jews again … (GROOOOOOAN SIGH FART)

Why must the mean limey Englishman ask her about the Jews so much! She was having a great day and then boom, SOMEBODY SAID “JEW.”

Ann Coulter is an anti-semitic swamp turd. This is well established, going at least all the way back to that time in 2007 when she told Donny Deutsch that everybody should be Christian, and that Jews just need to be “perfected” by accepting Jesus Christ into their hearts, just as He so obviously lives in hers.

But we think, this time, Jews get the privilege of being a little better than Muslims, in Coulter’s wise estimation, because at least they have the common courtesy to be white, most of ’em. Congratulations, Jewish people! You see, when darker-hued people come to America, Ann notices it, man. They’re like right there in her face, BEING DARK. She doesn’t see the Jews as much, except for when she notices how they’re not “perfected.”

But GODDAMN, don’t fucking bring them up to her and act like Jews coming to America fleeing persecution, war and death are anything like Muslim refugees coming to America fleeing, ahem, persecution, war and death. It’s not the same, dammit, and if you think it’s the same, then you’re just one of those Muzzie-loving liberal traitors. Either that or Ann needs to adjust her meds AGAIN.

The rest of the interview is Ann bitching about people who make her press “1” for English, how Trump WILL TOO build a Mexican border wall because he’s such a “master developer,” Mexicans are rapists, Ann making jokes she thinks are funny but then nobody laughs, Muslims are terrorists, Muslims are all on welfare, Ann Coulter needs another happy pill, STOP TWISTING HER WORDS, and then this gem:

Frankly, we don’t need the British. … I don’t think we need the British to come in!

We must stop the onslaught of Britishes illegally swimming across the Atlantic Ocean, setting up their royal families, eating shepherd’s pie and constantly saying “Pip pip, cheerio, and all that rot!” LIKE WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT EVEN?

Ann, honey, what happens if Donald Trump doesn’t win?

It’s over. We’re gonna be homesick for the rest of our lives, ’cause America’s gone.

Having said that, Ann rolled her eyes, did a line off the kitchen counter (ALLEGEDLY!), pulled out an old National Geographic and pretended all those dudes wearing gourds on their weenuses were her boyfriend, who loves her very much and built her a hut she could call “home.”

[h/t Mediaite]

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  • Msgr_Moment

    Jew know who else was tired of the Hebrews?

    • SeeTrain65

      Nathan’s?

    • FauxAntocles

      Pharaoh?

    • cheetojeebus

      Shebrews?

    • jviscont1

      A mohel working overtime?

      • The Wanderer

        Make sure he gets a tip.

        • Incoming Ham

          I was waiting for that one.

        • DemmeFatale

          Is a briefcase turning into a suitcase involved?

    • FlownOver

      The Michelinstein Man?

      [I know, I know… wouldn’t go with this anywhere else]

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      Tell us about the Hebrew, Cliven.

    • wurman

      Romans.
      And, of course, the two Corinthians, the three Johns & their hookers as well as a couple of dudes from Thessalonica with a pair of Peters and the duo of Timothys.

    • JustPixelz

      Me, trying to learn a haftarah.

      • Msgr_Moment

        Hava nagila, have two nagila, have three nagila…..

    • John Smith

      Jesus, right before He was turned over to Pilate?

    • sweeper

      One of my long-suffering professors?

    • Blank Ron

      God?

  • dslindc

    Happy Friday, everyone . . . . except Ann Coulter. Fuck you, Ann Coulter!

    • Squirrel_t_robot

      Ann never gets fucked, apparently.

      • handyhippie65

        who would want to?

  • FauxAntocles

    Seriously, meds and therapy… what kind of childhood did this person have?

    • ManchuCandidate

      MKUltra. I suspect.

      • FauxAntocles

        That might explain some things.

    • Randy Riddle

      Incubation in a test tube and nourishment tank at Koch, Inc Labs?

    • Aquaria

      She was raised by Birchers. What kind of childhood do you think she had?

  • MsAnthropesMr

    NAUGHTIE: But you’re a country of immigrants …

    COULTER: No, we are not!

    Ann! I didn’t know you were one of the indigenous peoples? Which tribe?

  • coozledad

    The American Revolution was a civil war against the prospect of the abolition of slavery by Parliament. And Ann Coulter still has that bug up her ass against the Brits, as well as being an anti-Semite, a racist, a xenophobe and a pitiful shell of vaguely human matter.

    • Squirrel_t_robot

      Coulter lives to irritate others.

      She’s essentially a maggot.

      • Me The People

        And she begets more maggots, like Katie Hopkins.

  • harryr

    Just a minor point of order, but Naughtie isn’t an Englishman, he is Scottish. Scots are quite sensitive about that sort of thing.

    • Me The People

      Fuckin A.

      • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

        The Welsh have a thing about that too. I wonder why?

        • MsAnthropesMr

          Has to do with Leeks, I think.

        • Incoming Ham

          Don’t get me started.

        • Left Coast Tom

          Before my parents married my mother called her future Welsh father-in-law an Englishman and immediately got a 15 minute lecture in Gaelic.

          • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

            And it always sounds fierce, owing to the lack of vowels.

          • sweeper

            Welsh! Don’t make me get all crazy about language groups up in here.

  • ManchuCandidate

    It’s over. We’re gonna be homesick for the rest of our lives, ’cause America’s gone.

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Amerikanska_folk,_Nordisk_familjebok.jpg
    “We felt the same way when you white people showed up and gave us Small Pox and alcoholism. Isn’t it ironic?”
    -ghosts of Natives Past

    • Serai 1

      I’ve been homesick for America for at least two decades now.

    • Otto Andersson

      Can’t blame white Americans for everything. Every single country has colonization built into their history and western culture has done much more for civilization than the regressive cultures of yesteryear that high incidences of violence, rape, incest and slavery.

  • jviscont1

    She is our National Treasure. Now, if only Nicholas Cage hadn’t dug her up.

  • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

    “What is ‘Not even with your dick’ Alex?”

    “Correct for $200 in the category ‘Things guys always behind Ann Coulter’s back.'”

  • Rick Hill

    But, Ann, this is America. You DO have a home here…as long as you have $$$$$$

  • Pickwicknext

    It’s too early in the morning for that face. I’m scared, make it go away!

  • Tovarish Z

    Snark off for a moment…What is the point of conversing with Ann Coulter? She is impervious to logic and reason. Her opinions are worthless and will never change. The best way to deal with her is to ignore her until she proves she deserves to sit at the big kids table and talk with the adults. Since this won;t happen, we can ignore her forever.

    • kareemachan

      And she really, really, really needs to do something about her post-menopausal psychopathy.

      • borninatrailer

        ♪♫ blame it on the change.. yeah, yeah

      • Bemused

        No, she was like that before. She used to be on Politically Incorrect a lot.

      • H0mer0

        I’m post-menopausal and I’m not that hateful. She just found her schtick almost two decades ago and hates letting go of the sweeeeet cash

    • BearGHAZI

      I fantasize about the day when she says something awful, and everyone in the universe just sighs and goes about their business

  • FlownOver

    If I have to hear about Ann Effing Coulter one more effing time…

  • Me The People

    Coulter on the US side and this equally vile copycat in the UK :http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/01/07/14/v3-katie-hopkins.jpg.

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      She’s better dressed, at least.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Well, yeah, in a sort of piss-elegant way.

    • MsAnthropesMr

      Wow. Could she get any more prototypical Aryan? Although, those are some brown roots.

      • Me The People

        She’s possible even fouler than Coulter. She punched down at the Scottish nurse who got ebola while working to save people from ebola in Africa.

        “Sending us Ebola bombs in the form of sweaty Glaswegians just isn’t cricket.”

        Some kind of Game of Thrones style comme-uppance is surely due. With votes, of course.

        • MsAnthropesMr

          Yeah, she’s vile. I use Auntie Beeb for all my news since AL Jazeera’s harder to get, and so I was aware of her unpleasantness prior to today, but never saw a picture of her.

    • bupkus23

      With her head turned like that, you can’t see her Adam’s apple…

      • doktorzoom

        I knew I’d have to explain this somewhere in this thread:

        While it’s not in the official rules, we don’t do “Ann Coulter is a dude” jokes here, because they’re insulting to trans people. The entire premise of the joke is that there’s something wrong or shameful about being trans, and that is not OK here.

        — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

        • bupkus23

          Roger wilco – mea culpa

          • doktorzoom

            Go, and sin no more.

    • vivian

      Nice backdrop. The very picture of enlightenment. Big Brother meets Brer Rabbit. In any event, a nice visualization of the restful orderly workings of her mind.

  • Mpeg

    we’re the only people on earth who aren’t allowed to have a home

    Ahh, I can relate! Wonket is the ONLY place on earth we’re not allowed to make a comment!!

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    I live in AZ, home to many brown people. I don’t think I’ve ever had to press a button to get English. Usually it’s “para españole , pulse dos” or whatever it is in Mexican.

    • H0mer0

      I think it’s “oprime el numero dos!” Which sounds like the root verb from which “oppress” derives (“Help help, I’m being oppressed” says the touchtone keypad.)

  • blueeyedcuban

    Which bathroom does she use at the Target store?

    • MsAnthropesMr

      There are many ways to insult Ann Coulter. This is generally considered not one of the acceptable ones here. Because it wouldn’t matter anyway, she’s a terrible person.

      • blueeyedcuban

        Touche… You are correct.

        • MsAnthropesMr

          I think she’s a lizard person anyway.

          • Beaumarchais?

            She does have nice claws. Or are those talons?

      • Creepoman

        I was debating a “Why the long face?” post, and came the the conclusion that I’m okay with being mildly scolded.

      • doktorzoom

        Nice to see the Wonketariat taking care of this for Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator :)

  • wurman

    It’s all semantics. We need a strong candidate who promotes and insists on “emigration.” As it is, immigrants have made a mess out of North America, so Coulter and her ilk should leave. Go, and stand not on the order of your going. Emperor Putin the Second (2nd term) is looking for rightwing fascist capitalists to repopulate the Gulag.

    • H0mer0

      “on we sweep, with flashing oar
      our only goal will be the western shore!”

  • Relativicus

    She’s like a less-attractive salmon swimming up the river of Time, seeking the birthplace where her relevance was spawned.

    • Pickwicknext

      Douglas Adams & Dirk Gently libelz!!!

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      You make her sound all natural.

    • GeminiCricket

      Let’s take up a collection and send her ‘home’, that is, where ever her ancestors first spawned…

      • Aquaria

        Genghis Khan got rid of her kind for a reason.

  • Incoming Ham
    • MsAnthropesMr

      NO! I like my non-cavity riddled teeth!

      • Incoming Ham

        Teeth have improved, unfortunately now there are things like UKIP sticking out of people’s mouths.

        • LaylaOhGee

          Thanks to you and Wikipedia, I learned something new today. About UKIP… not dental hygiene in the UK.

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      Make America the Great Depression Again.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    I guess if I had my own anti-Semitic coming-out party, I’d want it to be hosted by a guy named Donny Deutsch.

  • JackLinks

    Now she knows how most of the world feels about her!

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Oh God, not the shrews again…

    • MsAnthropesMr

      SHREW LIBEL

      • The Wanderer

        Cute, but vicious!

  • MsAnthropesMr

    If America keeps exporting things like Ann Coulter, I think we will get that trade war that Donald thinks is no big deal.

    • Incoming Ham

      “Wouldn’t she be an yoougely fantastic choice for Secretary of State?” said Donald Trump.

      • SnarkTank

        Sorry, but she’s not a 10. He can only have women in his cabinet that are 10s. So…just Ivanka.

        • subatomic

          Trump’s female cabinet would likely look like a Robert Palmer video..

          • H0mer0

            “there’s no telling where the money went..”

  • beatbort

    She has to go over to England to get interviewed because no one on this side of the ocean wants to hear her shite anymore.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      She should sack whoever arranged the interview for her. Naughtie doesn’t suffer fools gladly. He’s famous for his Freudian slip when he referred to the Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt as ‘Jeremy Cunt.’

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Surely Rush Limpballs or Alex Jones would give her air time – hard to imagine she could be too full of hate for their taste.

  • I’ve always felt at home in America, but that could be because I’m not a racist shitbag.

    • MsAnthropesMr

      I love America. We’re not perfect, but we do OK. I wish that shitbags like Ann Coulter wouldn’t ruin it for the rest of us.

      • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

        Yeah, I wish I lived half an ocean closer. Not a whole ocean, mind you…

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        I loved America until President Obama was elected, and the racist shitbags started pouring out all over the place and poisoning everything. Now when I see anything – a company, an organization – with the word America, or, worse, Patriot in the name, I automatically assume it’s full of the kinds of people I scream at my teevee about. This country is so full of fail.

        • MsAnthropesMr

          Yeah, but we still managed to elect him. Twice.

        • Serai 1

          Yep. It’s like the word Christian, a word I used to have no problem with, until the fucking fundies turned it into a synonym for “knuckle-dragging bigot halfwit”.

    • wavicles

      Well, lucky you. Not everyone has that choice… oh,wait.

      • Serai 1

        Not everybody has the choice to avoid being a racist shitbag? Wow. Not much control over yourself, have you?

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Her 15 minutes of grift time was up years ago. Even her pal Bill Maher can’t make her relevant.

    • jmhm

      It’s just too creepy watching her trying to be kittenish with him. She looks like a well-preserved seventy year old at this point.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        I find him equally creepy. The two of them together is mind-bendingly so.

        • jmhm

          Yeah, agreed. Great, you’re taking on the know-nothings over evolution. But, sorry, thinking Seth MacFarlane was an asshole on the Oscars™ is not equivalent. If both sides have to be wrong every time, work a little harder and find out where.

          Also, the lounge lizard vibe is kind of gross.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Yeah, he just seems….predatory. And smug. Also too, I get weary of his incessant winking references to how much weed he smokes. What, are you in 5th grade?

          • Bemused

            Sarah Silverman was on his show one time and he was like, “Hey, you’re cool, not like those other girls, you used to go to the Playboy mansion, lets have nostalgia.” And she was like, “I grew up. Why didn’t you?”

          • jmhm

            Good for her. The whole Mad Men cosplay thing is unattractive.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        She looks like a well-preserved seventy year old at this point.

        FIFY

      • Bemused

        Well they did used to visit the old in and out together back in the day.

        • jmhm

          That doesn’t surprise me at all.

  • Skwerl King

    Why can’t we have a home?

    Because all Americans are actually Jews of the wandering persuasion. I’m sorry that I am the one to break it to you Ann.

    Cue Jew-Ska Music
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v8K73938CM

  • Ghenghis McCann

    ‘We must stop the onslaught of Britishes illegally swimming across the
    Atlantic Ocean’

    I hardly think Piers Morgan was an onslaught. He’s been called plenty of things in his time, but never that.

    • vivian

      We must dig a trench across the Atlantic to prevent these Limey bastards from dirtying our homeland! Better yet, a moat! We could fill the moat with alligators. I better go get my shovel.

      • Thaumaturgist

        We must build a wall across the Atlantic (and make the British pay for it.)

        • SDGeoff

          It’s fucking about time, too.

        • vivian

          Now you’re just being silly. Do you know how much it would cost just to get the bricks there? UPS don’t go on water, Mr. Science. You’d have to use FedEx Special Balloon Service and that would cost a fortune.

          • Thaumaturgist

            The British have pounds and pounds of money.

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            ISWYDT

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    I imagine she and George Zimmerman will get together at some point.

    • peteywheats

      That’s a Jewish last name, maybe not, also, I think he is somewhat hispanical.

      • therblig

        and poor.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Their insatiable thirst for attention will break down any barriers.

      • Incoming Ham

        But it’s also German…

  • bupkus23

    Ann Coulter makes me proud that I decided against going to Cornell, way back when.

  • x111e7thst

    Ein Volk, ein Reich, und bitte kein Coulter.

    • JustDon’tSayDittos

      Aber besonders kein Coulter.

  • Belasaurius

    Homer: You couldn’t be more wrong Lisa. If I didn’t have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants and start shoving you around. Do you want that? (Pokes Lisa) Huh? (Shoves her) Do ya!?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      One of the best Simpsons episodes ever.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        “But I’m mad now!!!

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          NRA=Nachos, Rifles and Alcohol

  • arglebargle

    She really puts the cunt back in cuntry. I mean country.

  • jmhm

    I don’t think she hates jews any more than she hates everyone else. I think she’s an anal expulsive shrike who’s been discarded by the bros, CPAC, the evangelicals, the MRAs and the xenophobes. When the 88 crowd doesn’t clasp her to their bosom she’ll probably write Palestine on a yam and shove it up her ass next.

    • JustDon’tSayDittos

      Video or GTFO!

      • jmhm

        You sure you wouln’t rather just shove kebab skewers into your eye sockets?

        • JustDon’tSayDittos

          Or that, sure.

  • Mimihaha

    I am happy they don’t seem to be able to find a younger person to take over for Ann.

  • JustPixelz

    NAUGHTIE: But you’re a country of immigrants …
    COULTER: No, we are not!

    Hispanics aren’t immigrants. Their families have been around this hemisphere for 10,000 years.

    • SDGeoff

      You mean The Americas? I thought so too.

    • goodforthem

      Except that they all got raped by spaniards so they don’t really count anymore. They’re just whining mongrels now.

  • anon_the_great

    NAUGHTIE: But you’re a country of immigrants …

    COULTER: No, we are not!

    I think the Sioux might have a few sage words on that

    • Belasaurius

      if you can find one

      • Aquaria

        Take I-90 West. Use the 150 exit (SD state highway 73). Go south. At Hwy 18, go west.

        Then you’ll find plenty of Sioux. Don’t expect a friendly welcome.

    • vivian

      She’s wrong. So Sioux me.

  • Belasaurius

    I’m disappointed she didn’t work in a “Christians are the real victim” bit.

    • vivian

      Cutting room floor. You know it was in there, but edited for time.

  • natoslug

    Poor Tin Woodman, Scarecrow is going to need the brain and the heart. Pity there’s no relevance left for her.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Why does this hideous bitch get any attention, from anybody? I’d rather be reminded that the Griftzilla from Wasilla still exists.

    • vivian

      Hmmm. Tough call. Which is worse, spewing poison out of bitterness and hatred or spewing poison out of ignorance and stupidity? I suppose you’re right, but I’d much rather just lock them in a room together for a fortnight and let Nature take its impervious course.

      • Ricky Gay

        AOT,K

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        They’d be like two spiders – wait a few weeks, and one will have eaten the other.

        • The Wanderer

          Hmm, Palin-Coulter slashfic.

  • Kim Serrahn

    Some one should set up a gofundme page to get her some food

    • Mehmeisterjr

      If I had any money, I’d contribute to send her a package of Hebrew National hot dogs.

      • SDGeoff

        They are much too fine to put in the garbage disposal.

  • Teecha

    normally, I find James Naughtie’s interviewing style frustrating and rude. He’s the main reason I switched from R4 to R4ex, but he is pretty good at asking sensible questions.
    Ps, unless your family lived in the Americas before 1492, you are part of the nation of immigrants. And that’s ok.

    • Donkey Option

      I honestly think it’s the best thing about America. America has no culture because it has all cultures. You can find someone from every country in the world in the US. And we get along, generally. These people who go off about immigration are truly anti-America.

  • Scooby

    Sorry Ann, I don’t think the Jews are getting on the Trump train.

    • sweeper

      I see what you did there.

    • wavicles

      iswydt

    • Operation American Jesus®

      Except for these Judeo Democrats who urge their kith and kin to vote for thrice-married adulterer Trump to save “traditional marriage.”

      • The Wanderer

        Jewish Democrats for Trump? What is that, six elderly guys?

        • Enfant Terrible

          A kosher version of Bill Donohue with a laptop.

        • SDGeoff

          Propaganda.

        • DemmeFatale

          Six?!
          I think you’re being too generous.
          Looks like Ann, (or someone like her), studied Nazi propaganda posters and hit “print.”

    • SDGeoff

      Woooo. Good one.

  • vivian

    If Ann is so desperate to find a place she can truly call home, can’t we find someone to escort her to a Carpathian pig farm?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Pigs have standards.

      • vivian

        I was less thinking of the pigs themselves and more thinking of their excrement which I imagine she would find familiar and therefore comforting. No offense meant to our curly tailed brethren.

        • SDGeoff

          None taken.

      • SDGeoff

        And affectionate personalities also as well. At least the ones I’ve met.

    • JustDon’tSayDittos

      And let her hog all the attention?

  • ClarkJoe

    Long-term effects of cocaine abuse include: auditory and tactile hallucinations; disorientation, apathy, confused exhaustion; irritability and mood disturbances; increased frequency of risky behavior; delirium or psychosis

    • vivian

      SHUT UP IT DOES NOT!! TTHERE’s A TURTLE IN HERE!! Fuck it, I need a nap. I guess I’ll go sleep on the highway.

    • Reddishrabbit

      Let’s not ruin cocaine name but putting it on her level.

    • SDGeoff

      Are you sure you don’t have that mixed up with masturbation?

      • ClarkJoe

        Hell no. Long-term masturbation can prevent colon cancer, reduce stress, and increase self esteem. At least that’s what I keep telling myself.

        • SDGeoff

          That sounds more reasonable.

        • Bemused

          The stress reduction is actual facts science. Somebody studied it and psychology has it in the self-care suggestions for people with anxiety.

  • Reddishrabbit

    Actually if you believe the Bible we are all immigrants from the Middle East. Or if you like that crazy theory of evolution, Africa.

  • wavicles

    weenuses!

  • goonemeritus

    I can’t totally disagree with her, every year migrants from my south flood into my town with their weird accents and even weirder behaviour. Look I have nothing particular against New Jersey I just wish they would stay in their own State.

    • therblig

      you’re always welcome to visit us…

      • Land Shark

        We’re always looking for touristo $$$$$

  • Alicia Pearson

    I love you, Wonkette! I don’t have the time or talent you do, but damn, you know just how to say it, so that’s a huge burden lifted off me. Thanks.

    • SDGeoff

      It’s why many of us are here.

  • MoeLarryAndJesus

    If Coulter had lived in the Old West she would have spent most of her time jerking off horse thieves.

    • therblig

      and the horses they rode in on

      • MoeLarryAndJesus

        Excellent!

  • Pugsandcoffee

    Such a sad little anger bear.

  • sweeper

    Y’know, sometimes, when some people are all anti-Jewish and stuff, they get a TON of spammy fundraising mail, both e and snail, from all the Jewish orgs. It’s something I have noticed. It’s really weird.

    • Aquaria

      Fine. I’ll admit to adding her to the Global Jewish Information snail mail list, back in the day.

      I wouldn’t know who would submit her to Shamash or Virtual Jerusalem, but I’m sure someone has, for the lulz.

      • sweeper

        I was also thinking the seemingly endless number of yeshivot around the world which still schnorr via snail. Constantly.

  • Donkey Option

    Are we still talking about her? How long until she does something insane like setting herself on fire just for attention. This is just sad.

    • therblig

      where do i send the matches?

    • Bemused

      Well she did go away for a couple of years. I don’t know why she’s back though.

      • Donkey Option

        She was running out of money for botox?

  • dshwa

    “We’re not a nation of immigrants!”
    There’s a Native American tribe for you on line 1, Ms. Coulter. Also line 2, 3, 4, and 5-700.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Press “one” for Iroquoin.

  • Thorn Spike

    “It’s over. We’re gonna be homesick for the rest of our lives, ’cause America’s gone.”

    Ann, hon, true Natives have been saying that since 1492.

  • Thaumaturgist

    Ann Coulter doesn’t look at the pictures in National Geographic. She buys it for the articles.

  • Satch87

    I wonder when I started going from

    “This cunt again?”

    To

    “Oh that wacky Ann.”

    I don’t even hate her anymore, she’s like our shrill racist aunt at this point.

  • Bitter Scribe

    She seriously doesn’t believe that we’re a country of immigrants? What, does she think all those nice white Christian people have been here since the beginning of recorded history, and the Indians were, I don’t know, just also hanging around somehow?

    • jmhm

      Humans are all immigrants on this continent. Some of them just walked here.

    • Grokenstein

      She doesn’t consider Native Americans (or any other non-whites) to be human. Therefore, the Founders just “found” America and claimed it for America, like the Moon. And then the Lord spake, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply and drill, baby, drill. And keep thou the Great American Nation holy, and white, and let not the darkies come in any capacity other than thy slaves.”

    • goodforthem

      Actually no, we aren’t. We’re a country founded by colonists, not immigrants. My ancestors didn’t “immigrate” here.

      • Bitter Scribe

        Uh-huh. And are you and your ancestors the only white people in this country?

        • goodforthem

          Nope, plenty of others came with me to take it.

          • Bitter Scribe

            And plenty more came afterward. As immigrants.

          • goodforthem

            Nobody said they didn’t. We aren’t all immigrants though and her statement is accurate. Yours isn’t.

          • Bitter Scribe

            An overwhelming majority of the white people in this country came from immigrant ancestors. We are a nation of immigrants, and a handful of butthurt racists who consider themselves hot shit because they think their ancestors came over on the Mayflower doesn’t change that,

          • goodforthem

            No because we’re the ones who founded what is currently this country and made it what it is. A bunch of commie rejects showing up and letting in a flood of alien invaders to outnumber us doesn’t change that.

          • Bitter Scribe

            And you can fuck off, troll. Banhammer time.

          • goodforthem

            Yeah, i am a “troll” and it’s “banhammer time” because you have nothing left to say and your entire argument is invalid.

      • greyXstar

        Colonists come from other countries, making them immigrants. How have you survived for so long on that steady diet of paint chips?

        • goodforthem

          No it doesn’t “make them immigrants”. You clearly don’t understand what an immigrant is.

      • epazote

        You misspelled squatters

        • goodforthem

          No, that’s what the mexicans are.

          • epazote

            Mexican=nationality
            Amerindian= ethnicity
            Amerindian= “Indian” (Amer-Indian, indigenous to the americas)

            90%+ of Mexicans carry the unique to Amerindians HLA Haplogroup in their DNA

            “Mexicans” are INDIANS genetically ,as are
            the 567 recognized USA tribes
            Anglos are the squatters/invaders in the americas

          • goodforthem

            Wrong it’s ours and it has been for quite some time. You want it back? Declare war then and quit SQUATTING and leeching off a country where we pay for you.

          • epazote

            I’m a native born citizen of the USA
            My ancestors have been here 400 generations
            fuck off round eyes!
            epazote,
            Proud Rappahannock (“Native American” tribe)

  • The Wanderer

    Morley Safer’s dead, and this brainless beanpole lives. There is no order in the universe.

    • Hardly Ideal

      Long ago, my sainted grandmother took the cancer train off this shithole world in her fifties. And yet, Strom Thurmond survived for like a whole decade more and finally fucked off at the age of 100.

      If there is a god, they have a really shitty sense of humor.

      • goodforthem

        That’s because you’re delusional and backwards. That is why it doesn’t make sense to you, fool.

        • Hardly Ideal

          How is it delusional and backwards to lament how good people seem to die young, while evil characters seem to live much longer?

  • Angela Ruzzo

    I wish some major prime-time media outlet would run a series of interviews with Native Americans leaders giving their thoughts on all this “no immigrants!” baloney. It would be thought-provoking.
    http://www.workers.org/2006/us/native-immigration-1130/

  • The Witch of Endor

    More evidence of Coulter’s “christianity” and learned views on immigrants.

    https://twitter.com/anncoulter/status/646686463891902464

    • Grokenstein

      Wow. One of these days she’s going to fall and hit her head, and it’s going to burst open unleashing a swarm of diseased rats.

      • goodforthem

        Only a jew would say that kind of disgusting filth, what’s wrong with you people? You really can’t blame people for not wanting people like you around when you spew demented filth like this.

  • Enfant Terrible

    Poor Ann – she shrieks and flails and tries to get people to notice her. And all the crazy yelling lady gets is side-eye from passers-by.

  • HanBarbara

    What happened when you follow the box wine Chardonnay and Virginia Slims diet for too many years.

  • therblig

    you know who else is looking for a home?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17bECu0cC0w

    • bubbuhh

      Ol Boll might try out her peepee place. Nothin and noone else is usin it.

  • akita96th

    Poor old Pippi Longface….She cant understand why she is no longer relevant…No one gives a shit what this dumb ASS SAYS.

    • potrzebie

      Pipi Longface. I’m stealing that one!

  • Aquila89

    Coulter should just come out of the closet already. Everyone can see that she’s denying her true self. It’s time for her to bravely, openly accept who she is: a white supremacist.

  • Christopher Smith

    The steady diet of booze, cocaine, and cigarettes isn’t working for Coulter’s ‘sense of humor’ (or her appearance); someone needs to get her some new ‘jokes.’ I suggest:
    “Jew go to lunch yet?”
    “Jew eat dinner yet?”
    (Woody Allen)

  • Portia McGonagal

    Oh Little Awful Annie Coultergeist. We’re not a nation of immigrants huh? Ellis Island must just be a figment of our imagination.

    • eddi

      Along with most of my great-great-grandparents.

    • artem1s

      are Ann’s ‘people’ one of those Ellis-come-lately’s or did they arrive with Erik the Red?

    • jmhm

      It’s pretty impressive that she can type with her tiny little indigenous T Rex arms, though.

      • handyhippie65

        that’s cuntasaurous rex, if you please.

    • bubbuhh

      Apparently, in her EEW HISS A, none of the Founding Folks were Catholics, let alone Unitarians or Jews or the occasional Mooslim. The Red Indians were a consternation for most folks, except people like Dr. Franklin, that old and learned heathen. And, the Negras were slaves and not to be thought on by proper people. Nor, were there any immigrants. I ‘spect all them WASPs jest growed and growed like Topsy..

      • Portia McGonagal

        Nativist Annie…the 2016 version of Bill the Butcher

      • H0mer0

        given that the Angles and Saxons were from Europe and they displaced and oppressed the Gaelic people, it sounds like the WASPs have a long proud history of lebensraum.

    • Hardly Ideal

      I’m pretty sure every human everywhere was an immigrant in a past life, unless we all just sprouted from the ground like turnips and never moved anywhere.

      • Biff52

        I consider myself a Planet Earth Local.

    • Suse

      Never existed! Total false flag!

    • Delu

      Ann probably thinks that the white supremacists of her ilk popped up from American soil like slime mould.

      Apparently the native Americans who were not white could not think of what to do with the outbreak.

  • bubbuhh

    She has always lived in the attic.

  • SDGeoff

    James Naughtie has a great name. Is he a Wonkette?

    • Logic of Color

      Yep, that’s me! (it’s not me)

      • Barley_Brains

        Of course that’s not you. That’s me! (it’s not me)

        • eddi

          But I thought I was Spartacus.

          • H0mer0

            Fartacus

          • eddi

            Farcacus. Or my fave Hysterium.

        • Grokenstein

          “I’m Naughtie!”
          “No, I’m Naughtie!”
          “I’m Naughtie and so’s my wife!”

          • Gleem-McShinez

            Say no more, say no more! Wink wink nudge nudge

    • Do you still like it when it’s pronounced “Nock-tee?”

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        It matters not how it is pronounced in the Brittons. Murricans sorta make their own shit up so Naughtie it is!

        Edit, and it is pronounced “Boo-Kay!”

        • bobbert

          Or, possibly, “Luxury Yacht”.

          • potrzebie

            Hah!

          • Biff52

            Mangrove

        • IdRatherBeDancing

          Our Hyacinthe :)

  • Gwennie_G

    With apologies to Jack Handey “If Jesus lives inside Ann Coulter, like some people say, I sure hope he likes boxed wine and rage bile, because that’s what he’s getting!”

    • Lara

      That’s what bugs me the most about “Christians” like Anne: Christ taught love for fellow people, humility and peace. Christ washed the feet of a prostitute. Christ told his followers to turn the other cheek and care for the poor and desperate.

      Christ would be so ashamed of the sheer volume of hate that’s carried in his name.

      • Courser

        Amen sister!

  • artem1s

    Go Galt Ann, we will not miss you. And plz take Paul Ryan with you, mkay?

  • eddi

    I always thought ‘dumb blonde’ was an impolite cliche. Now I have discovered the truth. Time to get Coulter a home alright. One where they have rooms with padded walls.

    • goodforthem

      Yes because surely if she was smart she’d want to give everything away to 3rd worlders and listen to a bunch of foreign jibber jabber all day! Moron.

      • eddi

        I am not a moron. I’m a tool of the liberal establishment.

        • IdRatherBeDancing

          Methinks someone is screaming for attention. Ann is that you?

          • eddi

            First time I’ve ever been trolled. I’m not exactly sure of the procedure. I’ve got to do some traveling and I’m afraid he will be gone by time I sit down at home again. Can someone hide him for an hour or so?

          • IdRatherBeDancing

            Meh — it is a particularly bad troll — hence it has mostly been ignored no matter how much it tries to shit on the floor.

          • eddi

            I see he hung around. But you’re right, the longer he stays the less he inspires anyone. Still I will treasure this day.

  • Hardly Ideal

    Why can’t we have a home? Everybody else can have a home, you see, you know, National Geographic… No, we’re the only people on earth who aren’t allowed to have a
    home!

    Motherfucker, I don’t feel at home in America because of Americans.

    • Delu

      The poor widdle white supremacists don’t have their own lilly livered white country like how the othe “coloreds” have theirs.

      How sad.

      • Hardly Ideal

        As I’ve said before, Texas is free to secede and I’ll gladly help shove it into the gulf.

        • potrzebie

          Along with Florida.

      • goodforthem

        Oh you think its funny displacing and genociding whites huh? Enjoy it will it lasts dindu, you’ll regret it soon.

        • Hardly Ideal

          If you’re trying to make a legitimate point, you’re really hamstringing yourself by calling people things like “dindu.” But if you’re just trying to upset people… well, you’re wasting everyone’s time, your own included.

        • Note to self: I hate whites.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu6ilzcg9tg

          • goodforthem

            Yeah we already know that, jew.

          • Lara

            It must be so dismal and draining to carry so much hate around all the time. I pity you, I really do. Especially sad is the fact that you’re “genociding” yourself, because that kind of constant anger is not healthy.

          • eddi

            Another white boy who won’t get past 50 before his arteries suck shut.

          • goodforthem

            As long as there are idiots like you around i will have plenty of people to release that anger on. Looks like you’re useful after all!

          • handyhippie65

            you do know jesus was a jew who lived in the middle east before more than a handful of whites had even been there. just what color do you think he was? think dark olive, not the lilly white hippie who’s picture was on my grandmother’s wall.

          • MsAnthropesMr

            Gorilla.

        • Swampgas_Man

          Well, I can think of a couple alleged “Whites” I could cheerfully genocide.

          • goodforthem

            I don’t think you understand what that word means.

          • Lara

            Which word? Genocide isn’t a verb, by the way, so maybe it’s you that should invest in a dictionary.

        • Lara

          “Enjoy it will it lasts”?

          How many whites have been “genocided” in the US?

          • goodforthem

            You clearly do not understand what that word means either.

          • goodforthem

            Congratulations you found a typo! Now go find waldo! That should keep you busy so you stop asking stupid questions with no answer based on your misunderstanding of the definition of the word genocide.

        • Gayer Than Thou

          Ann, honey, go back to reading your National Geographic.

        • handyhippie65

          i agree with them, and i am white. it’s the conservaturds who give white people a bad name.

  • Bemused

    Hey! I was told I could walk to England across the backs of the people trying to swim to the US. Why are you trying to make me have to buy a plane ticket, Ann? Why?

  • And the British shoot back with this:

  • Delu

    Ah yes the infamous “everyone else has their own country except us poor whites who are neing genocided by everyone else through IMMIGRATION!” shit that we keep hearing about from white supremacists “genociders”.

    Why am I not surprised Coulter is one of them.

    Maybe we should just grant them their wish for a white country of their own. I hear Somalia’s weather is pretty nice this time of year….

    ….then again, inflicting them on Somalia might be a crime against humanity…..

    • Poly_Ester

      And Somalia is very libertarian

    • goodforthem

      They won’t because it would be too painfully obvious to you that it is much better than every other country full of your kind and then you turds would try to flood in and demand we let you be a part of it.

      • Odd Jørgensen

        Guning for a spot on the next “dear shit fer brains”?

      • Lara

        “We”? What makes you assume you’re racially pure enough to get in?

        • goodforthem

          What a stupid question. What you want a DNA test?

    • phoenix00

      that’s a crime against Somalia

  • ThatDale

    Great, now you’ve ruined penis gourds for me.

    • phoenix00

      A penis…. gourd?

      /hops over to google

      oh………

      • eddi

        Educational, no? Trump could use one to boost his… reputation.

        • phoenix00

          He’ll need one for each finger.

          • eddi

            [snort] Good one!

  • Delu

    America isn’t your native land to begin with Ann. For starters, you white types stole it from the real inhabitants, native Americans.

    If you want your own white country I’m afraid you should go elsewhere.

    You descendant of immigrants you.

    • Grokenstein

      “SHUT UP THAT’S NOT TRUE JESUS GAVE IT TO US GODDDDDDDDDDD”

    • goodforthem

      Oh really and where is that somewhere else they’re supposed to go? Back to Europe, with all their countries being overrun by muslim invaders?

      • Lara

        Hahahaaaaa!

        • goodforthem

          Yeah how funny, scum.

    • cat cafe

      Also too, she’s descended from wretched immigrants herself, the hypocrite. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/megan-smolenyak-smolenyak/ann-coulters-immigrant-an_b_8332212.html

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      I thought she hatched out of a slimey pod before Sigourney Weaver could zap her with a flame thrower.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Ann Coulter’s greatest regret: born decades too late to be the Bitch of Buchenwald.

  • Ann wanted to build a moat around her house to keep out the scary new America, but her local city council wouldn’t grant her a building permit. Probably because it’s overrun by Jews.

  • potrzebie

    Jesus what a skank.

    • phoenix00

      You’re giving actual skanks too much credit

    • arrrghle

      SKANK LIBEL!!!1!!

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Please to remember that right after 9/11, Ann Coulter called for the conquest of all Muslim lands, the execution of all their leaders, and the forced conversion at gunpoint of the masses to Christianity.

    In other words, she gave Daesh some points to ponder.

  • YayConspiracy

    A gated community is Ann’s idea of a free country.

    • eddi

      With machine guns at the walls.

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    I have found that the best way to deal with Ann Coulter is to ignore her. She’s just an troll who feeds on attention. That’s the reason she says what she says. She’s just an attention whore pure and simple. That’s not an term I use lightly

    • Swampgas_Man

      Exactly.

  • Je Suis

    Her parents have dragged her up. How else can anyone be this mentally disturbed?

  • Iam Reading

    That dude in the pic above, the one with long blonde hair? Don’t like his thoughts. Nothing fappable here

  • beavertank

    Sounds to me like Ann Coulter is sick and tired of people not paying attention to her so she’s going to ride the Trump Nub to some publicity.

    She must be desperate if she’s willing to do something that disgusting.

    • eddi

      Attention whore. Of course she’s desperate. And it’s pay for play sweetie.

  • Sir Ergot of Rye

    NAUGHTIE: But you’re a country of immigrants …
    COULTER: No, we are not!
    <<<<>>>>

    • Lara

      And that, in a nutshell, is what the problem is with a lot of ignorant, racist Americans. They grew up watching Fox News and being taught history out of Texas textbooks. Anne is willfully ignorant but there area lot of Americans who are blissfully so and don’t even realize it.

    • eddi

      What can I say?

  • SadDemInTex

    Why do they even bother to interview her? She is a waste of time, of air, of everything of value. The way you starve these fuckers is to ignore them and even forget their name. There is nothing special or unique or precious about her.

    • Mintie

      For the same reason Carly Fiorina was allowed to join the top tier debates: because she whined so much the networks give her a little airtime in the hopes she’ll shut up for a few months.

    • Usedtobeyellerdawg

      What? Who we talking about here?

      • SadDemInTex

        Ann Coulter…but I didn’t want to give any importance to her nonentity bigot identity

    • Snobo

      We’re talking about her right now.

  • Make America bulimic again, Annie – thanks for the thinspiration.

    • goodforthem

      “Wahhh wahh! I hate women who arent fat bulldykes like me. I want the way I look to be considered what’s normal! wahhh!” That sound about right?

      • “Bulldykes”? 1965 called, it wants its homophobic slurs back.

        • goodforthem

          Just got off the phone with 1965, they said “Go ahead and keep it, since it’s more relevant than ever.”

      • LadyLaz

        Oh please oh please banhammer come visit.

        I think Ann Coulter is just that slender, but I doubt she is anymore representative of normal than a bull dyke is. Didn’t yo’ mama teach you we come in all shapes and sizes?

  • timpundit

    Trying to get me to watch or listen to Coulter is, like trying get me to watch a snuff film, it’s never going to happen, the idea revolts me and the people who filmed it are sick bastards in it for attention and money.

  • kaydenpat

    Such a nice Gal. She may even be Trump’s next missus. Who knows?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Way too old.

      • psychobroad

        Beat me to it.

      • Serai 1

        And no tits to speak of.

        • H0mer0

          I thought that was all she had going for her.
          (I was trying to cut and paste a pic of her but it didn’t work and there is no way I’m going to save an image of her on my computer.)

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    I wonder what George Zimmerman has to say about how she was parented.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    The Jew is perfected.

    His dead

    Body wears the smile of accomplishment,

    The illusion of a Biblical necessity

    Glows in the fabric of his Kippah,

    His bare

    Feet seem to be saying:

    We have come so far, it is over.

    I’m a Good Christian at last.

    Ann Coulter, Collected Poems

    • OneDemin EOr

      Diabolical.

    • eddi

      If that is a sarcastic jest, excellent. If that’s even a near-facsimile of a real poem, I may go off.

      • UnsaltedSinner

        Sylvia Plath libels!

  • feministing

    naughtie

    tee hee

  • phoenix00

    Addressing all you Brits who hang out here: why in the pigs anus would a (moderately?) respectable institution like the BBC give a vile racist good-for-nothing waste-of-oxygen attention-whore like Coulter a platform? Anyone knows what they’re in for the moment one gives her a mic.

    They were quick enough jettisoning Jeremy Clarkson when he crossed the line (and cross the line he did, as much I and millions of others enjoy watching him), so why this??

    • eddi

      As a warning to them about who may be their only ally after the Brexit.

  • Whoever put Ann’s head in the trash compactor forgot to finish the job. Either that or the rocks broke the compactor.

  • Sigmund Tomas

    Lots of love and tolerance from the left here. Guess you will be upset when Trump gets the White House.

    • Lara

      Jesus was loving and tolerant. I don’t think most liberals have claimed to be tolerant of racism.

      • Sigmund Tomas

        Thanks. Racism is on the left traditionally. Still is today.

        • LadyLaz

          No it isn’t. – the party that elected the first black president and will put the first woman president in the white house.

          • Sigmund Tomas

            Political expediency. The klan-all democrat movement. Today BLACK lives matter is the modern day KKK , anti cop and anti white and pretty violent. The left promoted the effort to push eugenics and infanticide on the the American Black and this is still being carried on by Planned Parenthood and when you add in the radical sixties it had a tradition of racism AND violence.

          • arrrghle

            yawn…scratch…This is not original. No recycling allowed. I want better trolz.

          • LadyLaz

            1. Blm isn’t close to the kkk considering they don’t support stringing up uppity whites.

            2. That you would equate the actions of planned parenthood today based on a gross mischaracterization of what Sanger said over sixty years ago demonstrates you ignorance or your gross attempt to distort facts. People like you want to pretend that the Republicans are the party of Lincoln and ignore the last 150 years. Planned parenthood does not force eugenics on anyone. They just allow women to control their reproductive abilities. Sounds good to me.

          • Sigmund Tomas

            Read this link

            Thanks for your reply

            https://realdemocrathistory.wordpress.com/category/kkk/

          • Jennifer R

            Neither the Black Panther nor Black Lives Matter ever castrated a white man for dating a black woman, never hung a white man for trying to vote, never burned a cross on a white family’s lawn for moving to the wrong neighborhood, never blew up little white girls in their church’s basement for trying to go to the wrong school. Never pulled a white man along the highway from the back of a pickup truck going for so long the police described finding bloody body parts for two miles just for shits and giggles. So you know what. Republicans are the real racists. Every elected Republican and every last Republican voter.

          • Sigmund Tomas

            The dems did all that. Keep voting for them if you want.

          • LadyLaz

            No they didn’t unless you continue to ignore the southern strategy

          • malsperanza

            Of course, most of the people who kill police are white. But don’t let facts or reality get in the way of your delirium.

          • Be Gin

            Gibberish.

            Can you go back to school, complete fifth grade composition and then come back here to try to share your viewpoint?

            The incomplete-and-run-on sentence school of discourse always fails to persuade.

          • ez

            Still here? Don’t forget about FDR planning the Pearl Harbor attack.

          • Professor Fate

            Late to the party but what the hey – Again and again one notices that these sort of comments make as much sense when read backwards as well as forwards.

        • Walter Wellstone

          Yeah, lots of liberals are members of the KKK, right?

          • Sigmund Tomas

            Supreme Court judge Hugo Black democrat KKK member Senator Robert Byrd KKK to name a couple see this link. You need to get educated. KKK was created by democrat party.

            https://realdemocrathistory.wordpress.com/category/kkk/

          • Snobo

            It’s interesting you people never have anything that happened after the Southern Strategy.
            Strom Thurmond used to be a Democrat. Know when and why he switched?

          • Sheepshagger

            Go screw fuckwit.

          • Walter Wellstone

            Everybody knows about the Dixiecrats and the whole constituency flip thing between the parties back in the Sixties. I assume you do too. I’m talking about today; I doubt there are any liberals in the KKK today.

          • Jennifer R

            David Duke is a Republican, who won a seat with Republican votes.

          • Be Gin

            You seem to have a reading deficiency regarding the KKK’s migration to mainstream Americas heart during the 1920’s and its resurgence in drumpfian fan fiction.

            Read up on it. There have been THREE incarnations of the KKK and right now their membership has a very conservative perspective.

          • Sigmund Tomas

            Ok. Been fun. Good luck.

          • Be Gin

            The fun was all mine.

          • cleos_mom

            Think nothing of it. We love a chew toy.

          • SeanT1001

            Woodrow Wilson…

          • cleos_mom

            histeree klas wuz sew hard

        • malsperanza

          O hi there, cute l’il troll, and welcome to our Wonkette. You just keep repeating that line, about how the people who seceded from the USA in order to keep owning other people were all lefties, and how the Civil Rights movement was run by southern conservatives, and how the moon is made of green cheese, and

        • Serai 1

          LOL. What a fucking tool.

        • Jennifer R

          Coulter and trump are both conservatives so I guess that makes you wrong.

        • Be Gin

          Traditionally, racism is served as a side dish with a wide variety of political entrees.

    • Walter Wellstone

      We don’t have to love and tolerate pieces of shit like Coulter and Trump. Both can go fuck themselves.

    • Serai 1
    • Be Gin

      “…gets the White House.”

      Please note that the left also loves and tolerates good grammar and the use of complete sentences.

    • cleos_mom

      Trump can get to the White House any weekday. All he has to do is stand in line like all the other tourists.

  • psychobroad

    “…dudes wearing gourds on their weenuses…” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(gasp for air)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    • eddi

      Krippendorf’s Tribe. Guess what he’s holding, go on, guess…??

    • Snobo

      The wenis is actually the flap of extra skin where you elbow bends.

  • OneDemin EOr

    OH MY GOD! There are entire neighborhoods that don’t SPEAK ENGLISH?!?!
    Um, yeah, bitch. Some of the greatest people who built this country were from (gasp! blanch!) neighborhoods that didn’t speak English.
    Also, I’ve been white now for 60+ years. Because of my immigrant grandparents, and one who actually fought in the Revolutionary War (suck it, Ann Coulter), I celebrate French and German culture as well as enjoy all US holidays.
    To my knowledge and experience, there is no white, American culture. We have a home, Ann. It was indeed founded on immigrants, and there were plenty of indigenous people and African people who were abused to do it.
    You see, Ann, it is a melting pot here. And you have to share.

    • h4rr4r

      To this American born abroad, dude now though, this whole white American thing is funny. In Europe depending on where you live who is white changes. For a Brit the wogs begin at Calais. For a Frenchman the Spanish are not white. For German the Italians are not white and on and on.

      • H0mer0

        and for the Prussians, the Balkans begin at Munich.

        • h4rr4r

          Why do we care what the fishheads say?

    • Lora9

      You need to be corrected. This Country was founded by “immigrants” by they were all White-European Immigrants. I call them builders.The Blacks and the “indigenous” did nothing. What you see is all the work and genius of the White men. Whatever they had in Europe they re built it here. The melting pot only started in 1965 when those traitors in Congress passed the infamous Immigration and Nationality Act which literally stopped European immigration in favor of massive, unregulated non-White immigration. Ann Coulter is 100% right. We have to stop all non-White immigration. They don’t have a “RIGHT” to be here.

      • Tania

        This country was settled by invaders and convicts. They were told to play nice with the Indigenous population but felt having guns, taking away food and introducing disease would finish them off. Our National Day of celebration is known as invasion or survival day to some. We have been accepting people fleeing religious persecution such as Germans and Jews for a long time, and more recently those from Asia, Africa and Europe. Tried to keep a “white Australia” policy going but that fell flat. Our Prime Minister has apologised to Indigenous people impacted upon by our policy and practice in the past. The highest level of migrants we have are from New Zealand and the UK.Yes we gave bogans who want to burn Mosques and have riots, just like you have rednecks. I have a bed made up in the spare room and tim tams ready for those of you who are fleeing the USA – welcome.

        • LadyLaz

          You and us both, Aussie. We had a share of convicts too

          • just_jim

            As to us having convicts too, their’s the old joke “Why did Australia have convicts and we got the Puritans”
            Answer: “Australia choose first”

          • LadyLaz

            Good un

      • Amalga

        This is the wrong site for you, sweetie. Go away.

      • OneDemin EOr

        Oh, Lora, I’m afraid there’s no hope for you.

      • Once&futureFred

        “Unregulated” is a word with a specific meaning. It hasn’t applied to immigration and North America in two hundred years. One could argue that he last unregulated immigration was around the time of the Mayflower. You are wrong about so many things, perhaps you should try to hold thoughts that stand up to reason and factual analysis. Try it!

      • doktorzoom

        Banhammered; comment left for further ridicule. She seems nice.

        • just_jim

          Shouldn’t that be “bless her heart”?

      • MediumBarda

        Black slaves did everything while their white owners sat on their asses drinking sweet tea. Once the abomination that is slavery was banished the south went to shit because they couldn’t handle life without free labor to do their work for them.

        • Nightflyer

          Don’t forget that when not drinking tea, the white slaveowners would display the hypocrisy of their racism by carefully shielding their women from black male slaves, while busily raping and impregnating every female slave they could find.

  • Zhu Bajie

    Someone still pays attention to Ann Coulter?

    • phoenix00

      I’m afraid so……

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    Just an observation…

    • Be Gin

      So that’s what it looks like when the wig comes off.

    • Lamashtar

      I found the alien lady attractive!

    • Tansy Geek

      This one possesse more grace and humanity than she who is made of vulture meat and foot vinegar.

  • Walter Wellstone

    What a sorry excuse for a human being. She’s almost as repulsive as Newt Gingrich. Almost.

  • Serai 1
  • malsperanza

    “The citizens of the United States of America have a right to applaud themselves for having given to mankind examples of an enlarged and liberal policy—a policy worthy of imitation. All possess alike liberty of conscience and immunities of citizenship.

    It is now no more that toleration is spoken of as if it were the indulgence of one class of people that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent natural rights, for, happily, the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens in giving it on all occasions their effectual support.” ~George Washington, letter to the Jews of Rhode Island, August 1790

    Shorter version: Fuck you, Ann Coulter, you un-American, treasonous cunt. And yeah, Washington meant Muslims too, and Hindus, and fucking everyone. Everyone. But especially refugees.

    • Serai 1

      Jefferson expressly said he didn’t give a shit what religion people were.

      But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.

      -Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782

      But who cares what the Founding Fathers thought, right? ANN KNOWS BETTER YOU MAGGOTZ.

  • handyhippie65

    i was dreaming when i wrote this so forgive me if it goes astray. and in my dream, she and all those who support, and give comfort, and aid to her, and her kind are put in a place. a place of pain, and humiliation, where their every last piece of human dignity are stripped away, laying bare their ugly black insides, to be purged of the absolute evil that has taken hold of their deepest, darkest desires in an attempt to destroy everything this country holds dear. but, it was only a dream…

    • J.Bo

      …or maybe an old episode of Game Of Thrones. I think Ann Coulter plays one of the dragons.

      • ez

        Dragons are cute when little.

      • SeanT1001

        Don’t insult the dragons! They actually have a purpose in the world.
        If she resembles anyone on GoT, it’s probably Walder Frey. Same disposition, too.

      • Fascinatin’ Womanhood

        I think she is halfway to Gollum.

    • Volt Owner

      Wait, isn’t that first line from Prince’s Purple Haze album?

      Too bad it was just a dream.

      • handyhippie65

        it’s the first line of 1999.

        • Volt Owner

          How soon John Kasich is forgotten…

  • OrdinaryJoe

    You can’t have this place as YOUR home because God does not want you ever to forget that when you stole it, it was OUR home.

    Ordinary Joe
    (Genome estalished Native America!)

    • jen

      Didnt you guys walk over from Russia?

      • OrdinaryJoe

        Back then all the inhabitants walked on four legs.

      • cleos_mom

        That explains Andrew Jackson. He was a red baiter over a century before red baiting was cool.

  • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

    Time to corner Coultergeist. If she says something about the Jews again, ask her what she thinks of Israel.

    • ez

      Cognitive Distortion explosion predicted

  • Be Gin

    Sirs,

    Why do people refer to Ann Coulter as “her”?

    English uses a neutral gender for a reason…Ann Coulter is one of those reasons.

    In future please refer to Ann Coulter as “it”.

    Politely,

    Mrs. Fussbottom (from sixth grade)

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    OK, just an observation.
    Ann Coulter – freakishly long neck, arms more like tentacles.
    Tom Cotton – freakishly long neck, almost inhuman.
    Is this some kind of invasion by alien lizard people??

    • Parakeetist

      My gosh, you’ve solved the case!

  • WagMoreBarkLess

    Her cleavage is worthy of National Geographic. How the mighty have fallen.

  • cousin itt

    What human territorial disputes look like to a race of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings who subscribe to Galactic Geographic.

    • Parakeetist

      Ook eek ook

  • Otto Andersson

    Ugh why does this trashy website show up on my news sources?

    • LegionOfDo

      You’ve probably got the “Notify me when there’s an article about Ann Coulter to beat off to” box checked.

      • Otto Andersson

        Gosh darnit you were right! Either way, it’s the first time hearing about this 3rd rate website. I’ll just slowly back step away from this anti intellectual gossip rag.

        • MrCanoehead

          ANTI-intellectual? You haven’t been reading the Snake Oil Bulletins.

          • LadyLaz

            True that. People sometimes can’t see it for the joke

        • SDGeoff

          Fine with us, honey. They don’t even allow comments here, so your remarks will not offend anyone. Isn’t that great? And we will even wish you well as you seek new reading.
          Try us again if you ever need a good laugh. On Wednesdays we get lots of nice music.
          We wish you a lovely weekend. You seem nice.

        • LegionOfDo

          You won’t be missed. Have fun over at Breitbart. ;)

          • Otto Andersson

            <3 Love Breithbart. Honest journalism is refreshing no matter how 'dry' it seems.

          • LegionOfDo

            If you want honest journalism, then stick around here and learn something. Otherwise, off to Breitbart you go.

        • LadyLaz

          It’s all tongue in cheek. I find it a relief from all the serious humorless stuff I have to deal with daily….and I don’t tend to like republican pundits. I strangely like Ann Coulter

        • Parakeetist

          My goodness, you are boring.

          • Otto Andersson

            Maybe you need a little ‘boring’ and a little less trashy pseudo journalism.

          • Parakeetist

            No.

        • cleos_mom

          What? You don’t want to check out the recipes?

          We don’t exactly “share” them but if they look tasty, copy and paste is your friend.

      • sherman

        He also showed up commenting at Joe My God, so he enjoys him some man parts too.

    • Vegan and Tiara

      Because you like mommy blogs, Ann Coulter, and sharing recipes with like minded communists, comrade?

      • Otto Andersson

        Ann Coulter a communist? Oh, please do explain, this is rich.

        • Vegan and Tiara

          I’ll break this down for you:
          You like mommy blogs.
          You like Ann Coulter.
          You like sharing recipes with like minded communists (this is a joke since we don’t actually share recipes).
          These are three separate things. You could like many other things. You could like short fingered vulgarians. You could like Social Security (but you hate “socialism” and “wealth redistribution”). You could like Ronald Reagan, even though he was a massive big government spender and armed the Iranians AND the Taliban, and raised taxes on the middle class repeatedly.

          • Smokahontas

            Wait one minute there, Missy! I’ve shared the recipe for my success on this here mommyblog!

          • Vegan and Tiara

            I’ve shared my dress for success recipe (live pantsfree!) as well, but honestly, we’re not sharing recipes like we should be. Dang it, if only they’d allow comments on this mommy blog.

          • Otto Andersson

            I’m a classic liberal and not this regressive leftist garbage of today. You stilld didn’t tell me how Ann Coulter was a communist. You just went on to rants about physical features of other people and typical leftist burial of people from 30 years ago. Nice straw men tho.

          • Vegan and Tiara

            I didn’t realize I was “ranting.” Thanks for letting me know how I feel!

          • Otto Andersson

            Snarkiness isn’t a substitute for facts or information. You still didn’t answer my question. I take your lack of answer as lack of argument.

          • Vegan and Tiara

            My lack of answer is because I don’t give a shit.

    • Nockular cavity

      And yet, here you are, running your fucking piehole. Exit’s over that way, sweet cheeks.

      • Otto Andersson

        Language, young one.

  • Shalimar

    Poor Ann Coulter has so many homes, she can’t even remember which one she registered to vote from.

  • The Ann Coulters, Rush Limbaughs, and Trumpfs of the world are making the United Fucking States of Fucking Stupid stupider, but also, more dangerous and coarsening our discourse. Find out what prejudice norm theory has to say about it all in “Hate Begets Hate” on The Psy of Life: CalicoJack Explains Life & Everything Using Psychology & Snark.”

    https://thepsyoflifeblog.wordpress.com/2016/05/21/hate-begats-hate

  • MrCanoehead

    Not Keane on this.

  • wangamuffin

    Ann who?

  • Once&futureFred

    Ann Coulter is having a Klaniption again? It must be tough for her, watching as her white supremacy rides off into the sunset. Poor dear.

    • Bear OmNomNom

      She should calm herself down with some Klanopin. Then we won’t have to hear any more of her Klanopinions.

  • SDGeoff

    The only emo she is able to demonstrate is manufactured outrage, and she screws that up too.

    • cleos_mom

      We have a radio talk show host in KC like that. Even when she’s discussing something innocuous, like which restaurant is her favorite, she always sounds like she’s on the verge of exploding into a thousand hissy bits.

      • SDGeoff

        I’d bet she is quite charming at home, too.

  • Anna Mouse

    Well it is a good thing Ann Coulter knows her history, that this country was NOT founded in part to escape religious prosecution or she would look like a total idiot, no?

    • MrCanoehead

      By immigrants.

    • Snuggly Love Button

      I hopes Ann is Trump’s running mate. Then they will beat Hillary Clintons for sure.

      • Rex Thorne

        Yes, wingnuts, you should go full-Nazi for this election. That’ll go great!

        • Snuggly Love Button

          Sticks n stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me. Plbtlplbtlplbtl!!!!

        • pepjrp

          Yea, either that or perverts and pedophiles on the Dem side.

  • BMW

    Hateful bigot is hateful.

    • pepjrp

      I agree. Can’t wait till bigot Obama is gone.

  • CATMAN

    That Annie makes a living on her books and punditry is evidence there is a thriving and lucrative market for bigotry in America–she is just taking advantage of a marketing opportunity

    • Fascinatin’ Womanhood

      your cat looks just like my cat/

  • Jason Luthor

    Is she having a sad? She looks like she’s having a sad.

    • Smokahontas

      She suffers from both resting and waking bitch face. Bless her heart.

      • Jared James

        Suffers?

        • Smokahontas

          Good point. She isn’t suffering…someone smart said something about stupidity being painful. Clearly, its not painful enough.

  • Facts Only??

    Why do American progressives excuse and enable Muslim provocateurs?

  • CripesAmighty

    Aw, lighten up on poor Ann. After all, after decades of running a modestly successfull racket goosing the hickerati with enough crazy red meat to keep the register ringing, she never imagined that her fringy little grift would be appropriated by a game-show huckster and transformed into a genuine national pheeeenom–leaving her bobbing about in its wake, desperately waving and yelling for the leavings.

  • Parakeetist

    The Tyrell Corporation don’t make ’em like they used to.

  • Fascinatin’ Womanhood

    Ever notice how it is the righty men that make fun of old women, now that they are no longer “fukkaable” in their estimation?
    Well.
    Ann is in for a big surprise soon.
    She is aging fast and soon her disposition will reflect her looks.
    Good luck, Ann.
    You’re gonna need it.

    • cleos_mom

      It’s part one of the sea changes that age brings. Angry young men turn into angry old men — which truly suffers in the translation — and unpleasant women formerly called “feisty” turn into obnoxious old bats.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Her looks ALREADY mirror her disposition.

    • Michael Rappaport

      She’s 54.

      • Fascinatin’ Womanhood

        And will look like Joan Rivers soon.

  • jen

    She’s not as ugly as she was, maybe she gained some weight?

  • AKLynne

    I wonder if the Donald has considered her for V.P. yet. She certainly has perfected the facial expressions.

    • cleos_mom

      And she’s skinny and has straight blonde hair. Granted, it’s the color that used to be called “dishwater blonde” but still…..

  • bozilingus

    Ann, I am afraid the diagnosis is you have a terminal case of dumb ass.

  • Allen Snowdon

    Ever since I saw Ann Coulter on Bill Maher’s show I’ve come to like her even though I totally disagree with her. She also appeared on Young Turks.

    • Mr. Fusion

      I compare her to that recurring cold sore I get. She’s there when you least want it and not the least amount of beneficial attribute about her.

    • Whollyholeyholy

      I’m confused about how you could come to like her on Maher. Every time she is on, it is so awkward. She’s so invested in that awful character and it’s way less fun than Colbert’s style, and it doesn’t work in that environment. It’s just too predictable and scripted for that format, so it falls really flat.

  • just_jim

    I have a sympathy for what Ann Coulter feels about the Jews, I myself have often thought, “If I have to hear about Ann Coulter one more effing time”

  • Mr. Fusion

    A must read, http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/2005/04/i_fucked_ann_co.html

    … But Ann Coulter is the only celebrity I’ve ever spotted at Farmer’s Market that I wound up fucking in the ass, hard. …

  • Jukesgrrl

    If that came in a bathroom I was using, I’d wonder.

    • Crz

      Any reasonable person can find lots of reasons to criticize AC for her opinions and ideas. Resorting to insults based on appearance says more about you then it will ever say about your target.

      • Capricious Son

        Especially when the insult is “haw haw trans haw haw”

  • Stein Olsen
  • Estiveo

    Ann Coulter walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

    • TeeRaak

      “Here, have a carrot”

  • babyming

    A few months after Sarah Palin was nominated for Vice President, not of her high school class but of the United States, I switched my registration from Republican to Independent, where it remains today.

    Given the amount of hate coming from or winked at by prominent Republicans, It’s disgraceful that more Republicans haven’t switched their registration away from the Republican Party.

  • Jose Wall

    Ann Coulter is right on!!! Trump 2016!!!

    • doktorzoom

      Commenter banhammered, but too boring to bother deleting.

  • Caepan

    Why does Coulter always look like she’s in a constant state of “walk of shame”?

  • TeeRaak

    Oh God, not the Jews again

    This is not the cretinous, slack-jawed local I paid $28 for beach parking in order to have sand kicked in my face…
    http://mascola.com/insights/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Charles-Atlas-01.jpg

  • bubbuhh

    Annie needs to learn to jews wisely.

  • I would have to say that we Jews have certainly taken over the culture.

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