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It's a mystery!
It’s a mystery!

For a guy who likes to think of himself as pretty smart, Bill O’Reilly is pretty easily flummoxed by little things like how the tides work, what socialism is, and what war correspondents do. And now he’s confused by one more thing: Why is Donald Trump so unpopular with The Blacks? On Thursday’s O’Reilly Factor, Billo and professional moral scold Bernie Goldberg went over the perplexing phenomenon like a couple of kittens pawing at an iPad:

O’Reilly: Here’s a more startling number, and I don’t understand this number. African-Americans favorable for Trump, 7 percent, unfavorable 91 percent. What did Donald Trump ever do to African-Americans? I’m not getting this, it’s far and away the biggest repudiation of any political candidate.

Goldberg: You know what? That’s a fair question, because he certainly hasn’t done anything specific. You could make the case that he made comments about Mexicans, that Mexicans, you know, Latins, Americans don’t like, or Latinos in this country don’t like —

O’Reilly: Muslims —

Goldberg: You might make that case.

O’Reilly: Right.

Goldberg: But he hasn’t done anything to my knowledge that would offend so many black people, but I think it’s the persona. Hillary Clinton is very popular among black voters, very popular. She panders to the black electorate a lot. And understandably she’s, you know, they like her. So if she is the opponent of a Donald Trump, you can see how they might say we like Hillary, therefore, we don’t like Trump. But there is no rational reason. You are on to something there.

O’Reilly: I don’t understand. Our African-American viewers, if you will write me and let me know, I mean, I’ll do it tomorrow. We will do a segment on it.

His persona. That might be it! Trump doesn’t pander to The Blacks like Hillary does, and that’s why they don’t like him, because they are all mentally enslaved on the Democrat Plantation! Heaven knows, Donald Trump hasn’t said anything nearly as awful about The Blacks as he has about The Muslims or The Mexicans. At least, not loudly enough for these morons to have heard it. If only The Blacks would get some job skills and not tattoo their foreheads, they’d love Trump.

If only we could find some kind of information to explain this mysterious antipathy!

We suppose maybe it could go back as far as his early history as a real estate mogul, like in 1973 when the Justice Department sued the Trump Organization for housing discrimination: building supervisors would mark rental applications from blacks with a “C” for “colored,” so the front office would know to turn down the applicant. Potential black renters would be told a building had no vacancies, but white “testers” from the Urban League would be shown several vacant apartments. But Trump and his dad settled that suit with a consent degree that required no admission of wrongdoing, so obviously this example cannot count. Shame on any black people who might remember it from so long ago.

Or maybe it was Trump’s 1989 publicity campaign calling for the death penalty for the “Central Park Five,” five black teens convicted — falsely, it turned out — of beating and raping a white woman in Central Park. Trump took out full-page ads in New York newspapers demanding that New York bring back the death penalty for rape, a non-capital crime. And even after the teens were exonerated and their convictions vacated over a decade ago, Trump refuses to admit that he’d been wrong. In 2013, when Trump was busy calling for the death penalty for the Boston Marathon bomber, a Twitter user reminded Trump that he wasn’t exactly credible on who deserves to be executed. Trump figured the exonerated teens still had to be thugs anyway:

Still, that was a long time ago too. As everyone knows, Donald Trump wasn’t worried about his chances at running for president in 2011, when he was in the middle of insisting that Barack Obama was a complete enigma who might not legally be president because of his enigmatic birth certificate, not to denigrate the president or anything. After all, Trump insisted, “I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.” Of course, he found it very disturbing that so many of The Blacks supported Obama, which he figured was because The Blacks were racist and just voting for one of their own. How could anyone have a problem with that? Simple: they would have to be a racist.

Or possibly The Blacks are thinking of Trump’s thoughts on the police riots in Ferguson, Missouri, and how the press was ignoring the racial angle of all that:

“This is a racial situation … It’s not covered that way in the press. It’s not even discussed in the press. They don’t want to discuss it. They stay away from it” […]

“In fact, Chicago is another situation,” Trump continued. “It’s a very racial situation out there. If you look at what’s going on here and Chicago and other places, the press really seldom talks about it […]

“People understand it. In my opinion, the press does not really discuss it. They talk about riots, but they don’t say what’s at the core of the riot. Frankly, it’s a very big problem in this country and it’s a problem that is not discussed or certainly not discussed in any great detail and it has to be.”

Needless to say, anyone who might suggest that any of Trump’s comments were the least bit racist is a huge racist, it’s very sad for our country that the media won’t talk about the core of all these problems, which is black people being out of control. Not that he directly said that. As everyone knows, Donald Trump is the least racist person in the world, because a black guy won on The Apprentice one time.

It continues to be a mystery. Maybe black people are simply racist against Donald Trump because his supporters sometimes beat up black people, or are avowed white supremacists, or beat up black people some more. But this is all very unfair to Trump, who eventually decided the KKK is a bad thing.

Perhaps someday someone will be able to explain why black people seem not to like Donald Trump. If only they’d let Bill O’Reilly know.

[Daily Beast / Media Matters / NYT / Guardian]

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  • SDGeoff

    Bernie Goldberg, another genius.

  • Nounverb911

    I’ve always liked this portrait of Donnie.

    • SDGeoff

      With his petite lil’ hands.

    • mailman27

      That’s got a Bill Buckley-AbFab-Sam Ervin-Habsburg dynasty kind of vibe.

  • beavertank

    Yeah! I mean… groups can’t dislike someone unless that person attacks the group… and Trump hasn’t attacked the blacks… so what gives dusky hued people?

  • Callyson

    Wait–are the wingnuts really butt-hurt over the fact that the vast majority of African-American see straight through TehRump?

  • RoyalUglyDude

    What part of Trump has a great relationship with the blacks do they not understand?

  • Anarchy Pony
  • Ruhe

    The way O’Reilly and Goldberg frame the question (“Can some of you people tell me what is wrong with you people?”) is already so racist that I doubt they’d recognize racism if they saw it. They’re not qualified to declare Trump “innocent”.

    • You people and The Blacks need to stop being so politically correct. You’re dragging down my ratings.

  • chazmanr

    “I don’t understand. Our African-American viewers, if you will write me and let me know, I mean, I’ll do it tomorrow. We will do a segment on it.”

    Billo, two viewers does not a quorum make.

    • Nounverb911

      Alan West libelz!

      • chazmanr

        He’s one. Sheriff Clarke is the other.

    • FauxAntocles

      Three if Bennie remembers…

    • goonemeritus

      It’s three if you count people that can hum along with an Ink Spots tune.

      • HogeyeGrex

        Not if they clap on the one and three.

    • Aquaria

      I have a feeling that Alan Keyes, and Thomas Sowell and Clarence Thomas might be fans.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I love how Billo says he wants his black viewers to tell him what’s up. If there’s a black viewer out there who hasn’t thrown something through his/her tv already just hearing all the bullshit that spews out of Billo’s piehole, I’d be surprised. I have thrown many a heavy object, and I don’t watch Faux – even the recaps on MSNBC make me stabby. Luckily, I have poor aim.

    • Aquaria

      How soon you forget Ben Carson, Clarence Thomas, Alan Keyes, Thomas Sowell, Michael Steele, and that guy in Ohio whose name I can never remember.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        J. Kenneth Blackwell. I used to work for him.

  • Mpeg

    Show me a kitten pawing at an iPad and I’ll show you someone who got more mature and intelligent with a few minutes’ doing something silly than Bill O ever will within a lifetime of trying to conjecture about something seriously.

    • What about The Black kittens?? Huh… guess that’s too much for you liberal types to consider… Maybe they have tatoos on their foreheads. Who wants to hire a black gangster kitten with tatoos on their forehead!!1!

      • Blank Ron

        <raises a hoof>

  • Tallmutha

    Our African-American viewers, if you will write me and let me know

    Jesus, Bill, what are you trying to do, break the Internet?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The servers…they’re melting!

  • h4rr4r

    Do his blah viewers also have face tattoos?

  • Nounverb911

    Bill O’Reilly? Isn’t he the one with a tattoo on his forehead?

  • btwbfdimho
    • Aquaria

      I’m impressed he got a twofer of racist fuckwittery with that one.

  • OddMan

    Snark on Bill’O and Drumpf? Almost too easy, like shooting fish in a barrel. Except every snarky thing I can think of has been said a thousand times.
    So Fuck Bill’O and Drumpf with a bag of rusty nails, metaphorically of course.

    • H0mer0

      and their little Goldberg too!

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    “It’s not like he personally lynched anybody, I mean, what’s their fuckin’ problem?”

    • Its not like he supported the people at his rally who assaulted one of the blacks who was protesting him. What’s their problem.

      • Juan de Fuca

        It’s not like the one black guy who won on The Apprentice would even vote for Trump. What’s his problem?

        http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/04/apprentice-stars-denounce-trump

        • YoBunnyBunny

          Trump… What. A. Asshole. Self-absorbed, narcissistic raging asshole at that. When this asshole is finally dealt with (with votes, of course), I want the whole goddamned world to scream “YOU’RE FIRED!!” in unison.

  • MrBlobfish

    I couldn’t get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia’s restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it’s run by blacks, primarily black patronship.

    …There wasn’t one person in Sylvia’s who was screaming, ‘M-Fer, I want more iced tea.’ …You know, I mean, everybody was — it was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people were sitting there, and they were ordering and having fun. And there wasn’t any kind of craziness at all.

    • TheBidenator

      The mouth on that guy, he must be in a gang and have tattoos on his forehead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy-Y3HJNU_s

      • GDleftyPart2

        I feel better already.
        Thanks.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        “AND WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOTHERFUCKING ICED TEA!”

  • baconzgood

    “Our African-American viewers” does African American mean 89 year old incontinent white men any your crazy uncle?

    Bill-O doesn’t even his own demographic let alone the electorate.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      He means important African-American spokesmen like JC Watts and Bill Cosby. You know, the kind that just want the Blahs to get their shit together and act more like respectable white folks.

  • cousin itt

    Were the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way were to swallow Billo, it would find a way to break the laws of physics and spit him back out.

  • TheBidenator

    Bill O’Reilly just talked about black people having tattoos on their faces (clearly a reference to the black people are all thugs stereotypes) that was so bad even Trumpy wouldn’t take the bait and now he’s wondering why to another white guy that black folks don’t like Trump? Amazing. Truly amazing. The conservative brain. Terrible, terrible.

    • MrBlobfish

      I think it’s cute that Billo think black people watch his show.

      • TheBidenator

        Not only that but he clearly thinks black people look to him for advice on how to conduct themselves: berating others, swearing like a sailor on camera and beating his wife before leaving his kids to fend for themselves. Such an amazing role model…

      • Shibusa

        Loofah O’Reilly’s show is all about scaring his old white people audience about 1. NAMBLA and 2. roving gangs of scary black males who wear hoodies and have tattoos and listen to terrible, unwholesome, hip-hop music. Allen West and Ben Carson might represent the sum total of his black viewers.

        • revenant

          this is so sad…has everybody completely forgotten Alan Keyes?
          crazy-as-a-Palin Alan Keyes? Clarence Thomas? and that whackjob columnist, whatsisface, is it Cal Thomas? some name like that. there are probably thousands of desperately confused, self-loathing African-Americans here in The Home Of Depraved, and probably nowhere in this sad, degraded country beyond the reach of Roger Ailes’ propaganda machine.

          • Aquaria

            Thomas Sowell.

          • revenant

            good catch- thank you.
            and also too, no love for Kinda-Sleazy Rice? and after all she did for us…surely she watches mr. bill, if only in hope of a shout-out

  • Lefty Frizzell

    While it’s probably true that Trump is not as racist as Billo, that certainly doesn’t mean he’s not racist at all. For fuck’s sake does he think none of us can see what motivates the birther movement?

    And to concede that his entire campaign is based on racism, but suggest that since it’s not specifically racism directed at blacks they shouldn’t have a problem with it, is fucking stupid too.

    The whole thing is fucking stupid. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

  • Anarchy Pony

    It couldn’t possibly be because white supremacists are flocking to support him, could it? Nah, no wai.

  • TheBidenator

    Hey Bill O’, just saying but when you have white supremacist organizations making robo-calls on your behalf whether you want them to or not you aren’t going to get much support amongst the people they want to murder/deport.

  • WIDTAP

    Maybe Seth can explain:
    https://youtu.be/0Km4R377s4M?t=207

  • YoBunnyBunny

    So not being directly and openly bigoted (questionable assertion) is somehow a compliment to us The Blacks now????

    Okay, okay, okay… Trump didn’t scream N****!!!! He can haz a cookie now!

    • Only pure shortbread, don’t want to get the ingrediants mixed together now do we?

  • thewitchqueen74

    hmm

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I’m stumped!

  • Steven M. Harries

    In NYC, those in the know remember when Trump was married to his first Central European refugee, Ivana. She was quite the racist too. Bergdorf Goodman would close shop once or twice a year at night in order to let her have the store for herself as she pleasured herself with Trump’s money. One of the stipulations, however, was that NO African American sales person should be on staff that night.

    Utterly disgusting white humans.

    • h4rr4r

      For the record in much of Europe, she would not be considered white. I am sure she is aware of that.

  • She panders to the black electorate a lot.

    And by “pander” you mean she listens to what they have to say and doesn’t talk over them about how they need to stop having babies and pull their pants up?

    • No she gives them free obamaphonez! We are in debt because of all the free things Obummer is giving to the blacks!

      • revenant

        but the Liberal Media doesn’t want you to know that, which is why Brave True Conservatives like Dirk, here, are reduced to shouting the truth in to a tomato can on a string!! or something

    • YoBunnyBunny

      More projection from the right wing… Pandering for votes is the only reason that they could think of why some white person will listen to The Blacks.

  • george gonzalez

    Some of Trump’s thinnest (but still HUUUUGE-SELLING) books:

    How many gold buildings I’d build in Ferguson, Schmerguson.

    South of the Border, down rapey-place way.

    Blacks I have met while yachting.

  • Msmlg1979

    Gee. Maybe when all the women, all the people of color, and all the LGBT folks despise you with the burning heat of a thousand suns, it’s not them..it’s YOU!

    • h4rr4r

      Hey now, plenty of people not in those groups despise him also too!
      The great multitude of this nation dispise the short fingured bunglecunt.

      • Msmlg1979

        I’m sorry I forgot to think of the white men! That happens to you poor guys all the time!

        • Villago Delenda Est

          We (white males) are truly America’s most oppressed group. You never see us in Country Clubs, or in boardrooms, or in the Congress.

          Help, help, we’re being repressed!

          • Major_Major_Major

            It’s only paranoia if it isn’t true. I’m proud of how we white males have stood so bravely in the face of persecution.

          • FauxAntocles

            It’s the violence inherent in the system!

          • Msmlg1979

            Of course I know not all white men support Trump, but when every single minority group despises him, but lots of people are supporting him, I wonder what group those supporters belong to? Hmmmm…a real head scratcher, that one!

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Oh, we know you know that, but gosh, it does seem that the crowds at Trump rallies are overwhelmingly melanin deficient. I mean, not even lightly tanned!

          • FauxAntocles

            It’s the assholes who give the rest of us a bad name…
            Hmm, I wonder if it works that way for everyone.

          • TheBidenator

            It’s white men….I’m not even going to try and pretend otherwise. Look at the crowds at his rallies, they’re almost nothing but a giant sausage fest….

          • Msmlg1979

            And not the kind I like!

          • h4rr4r

            I bet a lot of non-whites like Italians, Poles, Spaniards, Greeks and assorted Eastern Europeans support him.

            We white males are the best at racism, if you let us we will define just about everyone oit of the category white.

          • revenant

            experience counts. practice, practice, practice, with never a day off for hundreds of years. others may dabble in racism, but we have perfected it

          • H0mer0

            you forgot the Irish who were also not considered white when they were poor working class immigrants but weren’t that kind to the blacks either

          • h4rr4r

            What makes you think the Irish are considered white now?

          • Msmlg1979

            Also too..Bless your heart!

        • h4rr4r

          No really, we are so oppressed. Like all the time and stuff. I hear the christian ones have it worse.

          • Msmlg1979

            You need a sammich, don’t you?

          • goonemeritus

            Just had one, where were you when you were needed?

          • Msmlg1979

            Practicing witchcraft, burning my bra, having an abortion, and getting a pedicure at the Abortionplex..

          • goonemeritus

            Well at least you’re keeping busy.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            A pedicure? No doubt with waffles and a nice Chablis!

          • Msmlg1979

            I have never been so relaxed!

          • revenant

            busy, busy, busy… with all that, how do you manage to maintain that girlish figure and hoydenish charm?

        • goonemeritus

          It almost makes all the perks of being white and male not worth it. Almost.

      • FauxAntocles

        My mom got her nose out of joint because the media kept saying minorities put Bamz in office…
        Same diff, I think.

    • Major_Major_Major

      Nah, that can’t be it. He’s white, rich, AND a protestant. Nothing to dislike there.

      • Amy!

        Yeah, you know. Normal. Just a regular person.

        • Major_Major_Major

          And a member of a demographic known for their compassion and dedication to equality.

          • Amy!

            Harrumph. They’s wanting t’ tell ya, they ain’t no Demographics, they’s Re-pelicans.

            Harrumph, harrumph, harrumph.

    • QHarp

      In the words of Raylan Givens:

      ‘If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.’

      • Msmlg1979

        Exactly!!

    • Redgyal

      Not if you consider yourself to be the center of the universe.

  • Belasaurius

    i’m having a hard time reading today’s posts and not including Arthur Bremer references in my comments, which are not allowed.

    • Steven M. Harries

      Go ahead. Scorsese could use the publicity . . .

      • ken_kukec

        What, was Bremer dating Jodi Foster when Hinckley shot Reagan?

        • Aquaria

          I don’t think Bremer was quite Jodi’s type.

  • GDleftyPart2

    Shorter Bellow Rightly….”Shame on any black people who might remember history.”

    • Anarchy Pony

      Why won’t the blacks get in line with their betters?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Why won’t they just let bygones be bygones and accept their fourth class status as citizens in the here and now?

  • Major_Major_Major

    I wonder if both of Billdo’s black viewers wrote to him. On second thought, Ben Carson was probably asleep, so maybe only Herman Cain wrote in.

  • Biff52

    I’m pretty sure O’really’s black viewer(s?) also won’t understand why Drumpf is disliked by anyone, really.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    I’ve got news for Billdo: he’s not nearly as smart as he thinks he is. That little episode about the tides sealed the deal on that.

    • revenant

      well, he looks like a red-faced dumbass drunk, and in reality he isn’t near as smart as he looks.
      Bernard Goldberg will have to cycle thousands of years on the wheel of Karma to rise high enough, at long last, to be merely beneath contempt

  • baconzgood

    He’s not liked by alot white men too also.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      This white man has no use for Billdo or The Donald.

      • Major_Major_Major

        Yes

  • Vincent Ricola

    Maybe Billo should take Trump out for some motherfucking iced tea at Sylvia’s and personally introduce him around to the blacks.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Time to watch some baseball. Happy Jackie Robinson Day.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Jackie Robinson. A true American hero.

      • Aquaria

        Even if he was a doyer.

  • btwbfdimho

    Trump has a National Net Favorability Rating of -35%, but Fox asks for an explanation from the black population about it? I’d rather do something else with my time, like…
    http://www.gallup.com/poll/190373/americans-views-trump-cruz-new-lows-march.aspx

    • Major_Major_Major

      It’s only – 35% because of the thugs, the ill eagles, the dames, the libtards, the independents et cetera ad infinitum.

    • chicken thief

      Once his ‘ban the dildos’ law reaches the national stage Cruz’s numbers will drop like his trousers when it’s time to hit the pillow.

  • Antonin Dvorak

    Our African-American viewers

    Unnecessary plural.

    • Major_Major_Major

      1) Ben Carson (dvred of course because who can stay up that late)
      2) Herman Cain
      3) Bill Cosby
      4)???

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Allen West. You left out the war criminal asshole.

      • weejee

        That guy on SCOTUS with all the pubes in his Coke™.

      • Doug Langley

        Condaleeza Rice.

      • Aquaria

        4) Thomas Sowell

        5) Alan Keyes
        6) Clarence Thomas
        7) Michael Steele
        8) That vote-tampering asshole in Ohio whose name I can never remember. Ken something?

        • Major_Major_Major

          BillO has a much more diverse audience than I gave him credit for.

        • revenant

          Blackwell. thanks, had forgotten that special little butt nugget. what do you suppose he is up to these days? Amway? the Good Ones Auxiliary to the KKK?

    • baconzgood

      I’m sure there is a black dude in a cationic state and a nurse leaves FOX news on the TV in his room.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        That’s covered by Ben Carson.

    • ken_kukec

      Probably an unnecessary category.

    • AngryBlakGuy

      …well played

  • coozledad

    Racism always gets white voters to the polls. Always. No matter how they dress it up.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV3V7YC7svc

    • Belasaurius

      Willie Horton anyone?

  • MrBlobfish

    He meant to say “What’s wrong with you people?”

  • baconzgood

    It’s funny that all these Trump fans think he will DEFINITELY be president. But of course math is hard.

    • Major_Major_Major

      51% of 50% is more than 50% of 100%, right? I mean, c’mon, 51% it’s so obvious.

    • The meth doesn’t really help with the math, either.

    • Vegan and Tiara

      I’m not convinced he WON’T be president.

  • ken_kukec

    Bill O’Reilly mystified …

    Now, there’s a low threshold.

  • Indiepalin

    It’s hard to find the voting booth with a tattoo on your forehead.

    • weejee

      One of tRump’s organizers in California.

    • Doug Langley

      Oh yes, THAT Bill O’Reilly! Yes, he’s such a keen judge of racism!

  • Sheepshagger

    “Maybe you could scratch your views on a watermelon and send them to us uncle Remus. Ah who am I kidding, we all know the blacks can’t write. Next on the factor- Mexicans. Worse than Jews, or a more dusky gypsy unter menschen?”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Worse than Jews, because let’s face it, tortillas are not as good as bagels.

      • Scooby

        Not in NY anyway.

      • Aquaria

        Sephardim-libel!

  • btwbfdimho

    Among African-Americans, not even Charlize Theron likes Trump.

  • weejee

    Nice photo Dok, with those vulgar short fingers and all.

    • Stop mocking his elegant long fingers!!1

    • doktorzoom

      No idea what short-fingered Klansman that actually belongs to….

  • AngryBlakGuy

    O’Reilly: Here’s a more startling number, and I don’t understand this number. African-Americans favorable for Trump, 7 percent, unfavorable 91 percent. What did Donald Trump ever do to African-Americans? I’m not getting this, it’s far and away the biggest repudiation of any political candidate.

    …should I even waste the time of posting videos of Trumpenstein supporters beating the snot out of black people, or of them calling them “NIGGERS”or of Trumpenstein ENCOURAGING the violence?!? Yeah, ABSOLUTELY no reason at all!

    • Anarchy Pony

      Or the endorsements he’s gotten from numerous white supremacist groups…

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …I knew I forgot one. Thanx for the assist my friend!!!

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        • jmhm

          Or that nice white supremacist couple running his operation in NC they showed on NPR.

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    • Villago Delenda Est

      Oh, I don’t know, maybe it’s because he claims he doesn’t know who David Duke is, or what organization Duke’s a leader in, or anything about that organization, so he has to “research” it. You know, like his father’s involvement with aforementioned organization that has a, um, history of being kinda hostile towards those of the heavy melanin persuasion.

      Just a thought.

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …correction my friend! Anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together knows who In the holiest of fucks “David Duke” is. I love how they make a shit storm of a argument about Barack Obama’s roommate in college but give exactly ZERO fucks regarding this shit stain

        • Redgyal

          Let’s not forget the Reverend Wright sermon. One could say the chickens have indeed come home to roost.

          • AngryBlakGuy

            …but he was “black” young lady!!!

      • Aquaria

        Good grief, how could anyone who was alive in 1991 forget David Duke? The Louisiana Governor’s race was national news for months, and inspired some of the most hilarious political one-liners of all time:

        Vote for the Crook
        It matters — Unofficial Edwin Edwards campaign slogan

        Better a Lizard
        Than a Wizard — Anti-Duke bumper sticker

        “The only thing we have in common is we’re both wizards under the sheets.” — Edwin Edwards quote about David Duke

        And the perennial Edwin Edwards Gold Standard for a candidate who cannot lose, which he originally said in 1983, but everybody resurrected it in 1991, because it’s so very Louisiana politics:

        “The only way I can lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.”

    • It’s like people with black skin don’t understand they deserve to be beaten up for acting like they are equal or something. seesh.

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …you know!!! I forgot what century we are in!!!

        • MarkM

          I mean after all, they mostly don’t string black people up without trial any more…who says race relations haven’t improved?

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Just like every fucked up thing from the Trump campaign: That didn’t really happen… Or he didn’t hear the question… Or the Media is taking it out context… Or something…

    • chicken thief

      I thought the brothuz liked it when you called them “my niggah!”, you know, like ya’ll were tight and shit.

    • Vegan and Tiara

      Well, you have to admit that it IS startling that 7 percent of The Blacks think of Trump favorably. Who’s the REAL racist here, Mr. “AngryBlakGuy” hnnngggh???

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …guilty

        **Hangs head in shame**

  • HogeyeGrex

    O’Reilly: I don’t understand. Our African-American viewers, if you will write me and let me know, I mean, I’ll do it tomorrow. We will do a segment on it.

    *crickets*

    • I really mean it! I do! I’ll fly you to New York and let you come on my set!

      • HogeyeGrex

        if you will write me and let me know

        Sorry, Bill. They’re too busy asking for some motherfucking iced tea.

  • Olav_Pompatus

    My Jewish parents was never all that fond of Hitler. Guess the guy just didn’t pander enough.

    • SessileRaptor

      Look, he let some of them work in the camps for a while instead of gassing them immediately, how much do you people want from him?

      • Vegan and Tiara

        He liked animals, so he wasn’t all bad. That guy really got a bum rap.

      • mailman27

        He was all about jobs! (This thread of snark makes me a bit uneasy…)

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      That’s a fair question, because he certainly hasn’t done anything specific. You could make the case that he came for the communists, and then he came for the trade unionists.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    “Tell me, what were they doing in the park? Playing checkers?”

    No, Donald. Chess. A game beyond your cognitive ability.

  • chicken thief

    In his younger days BillO would have donned his flak jacket and headed out to the front lines in Compton to get the story.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Or the rough streets of Newark, to see all those people celebrating the collapse of the Twin Towers.

    • Vegan and Tiara

      Hey, don’t judge Bill-O until you’ve walked the mean streets of Nantucket in his Gucci loafers!

  • nightmoth

    Perhaps “the blacks,” for survival purposes, have evolved an aversion to loud-mouthed angry white men.

    • Msmlg1979

      It’s like they know that when one minority group is vilified by someone, and gains lots of support for it, their own group isn’t far behind! It’s almost like racism, homophobia, and misogyny go hand in hand….weird.

      • jmk

        Yes, but BillO is clearly perplexed by how The Blacks would have noticed what Drumpf was saying to other groups!! I mean, why would “minorities” listen to a politician who wasn’t directly addressing them and offering them free stuff, amirite?

        • Msmlg1979

          Dear Gawd, that man is stupid.

      • handyhippie65

        they came for the messicans, and i did nothin’, they came for the gheys, and i did nothin’, when they came for me i wasn’t surprised.

    • TheBidenator

      To be fair if you gave Bill O’ a whip he would insist black people call him “massa”

  • whitroth

    I just love their use of language. For example, it’s “pandering” if anyone not a Reptilian does things that are what their electoral supports and the people they represent want; it’s *certainly* not pandering if one pushes laws that are what the 0.1% want, or the sociopathic self-proclaimed funnymentalist evangelicals want.

    They took 1984 as a playbook….

    mark

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Yup, a how to manual. Rafael seems to think that The Handmaid’s Tale is also a how to manual.

    • cleos_mom

      That’s those Democratic politicians for ya — always trying to politicize politics.

  • Scooby

    Trump may have offended the colored but what did he do to the blacks?

  • SessileRaptor

    It’s pretty much par for the course for the right wing thought process. “I get to do whatever the fuck I want and shit on everyone from a great height, and everyone has to suck me off and tell me how awesome I am, the end.” and then they get angry and confused when people go “Um, no. How abut you go fuck yourself instead?”

    It’s terrible when in your own mind you’re the main character and everyone else are supporting cast, but they all refuse to behave.

    • revenant

      isn’t that one of the distinguishing characteristics of the psychopathic/sociopathic personality, the inability to believe that others are real people, too?

  • Scooby

    I’m now worried about 7% of the blacks!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Here’s the scary thing: the standard “crazification factor” is 27%. African Americans are off by 20%!

  • chicken thief

    Write you?! WTF, BillO, you afraid they’ll flood your AOL account?

  • YayConspiracy

    It’s their racism: This is their way of saying that black people are not very smart.

  • Iam Reading

    Lack of self awareness is common with conservatives

  • Steven M. Harries

    O’Reilly: I’m talking to super-patriot traitor-hunter Bernard Iceberg . . .

    Goldberg: That’s Goldberg, Bill.

    O’Reilly: Iceberg. Goldberg. What’s the difference . . .

    • a_pink_poodle

      I get it, because Jewish names always have that berg at the end haaaaaaa!

      • h4rr4r

        That’s racist, some of them end in stein.

        • geoffalnutt

          and traub

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Didn’t a Goldberg sink the Trumptanic?

  • BearGHAZI

    Let’s not forget this shit

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Nope, still can’t think of anything specific he might have said to offend them!

    • Bitter Scribe

      Hey, that was a retweet! It doesn’t mean anything more than nodding your head when someone says something goofy, assuming you do it on a video available to millions of people.

    • doktorzoom

      Yeesh, that was on my mental list, but slipped my mind while drafting. There is something to be said for writing an outline :)

      • BearGHAZI

        This racist item would have been memorable if tweeted by any other candidate. With Trump, it’s utterly forgettable. I mean, it happened months ago.

        • doktorzoom

          It would have been campaign-ending with any other candidate. With Trump, it’s a day ending in “y.”

      • harryeagar

        A longish history of retweeting tweets from white supremacists might not have gone unnoticed in the ‘quarters,’ as I’m sure Bill still thinks of them

    • Vegan and Tiara

      Your infographic shows me who the real racists are – The Blacks!

  • AnOuthouse

    “Our African-American viewers, if you will write me …”

    Sorry, its Ben’s nap time.

  • Bill Slider

    All of their African American viewers, ha. I think that means SCOTUS Clarence Thomas, and that well known retired brain surgeon who is convinced that he never ran for the presidency of the US. He would remember that.

  • Bitter Scribe

    It’s a good thing Ben Carson’s campaign didn’t get anywhere. Billo would take one look at the polling numbers among blacks and his head would explode.

  • CandyKane

    I’m convinced Bill O’Reilly must stay drunk.

    • Vegan and Tiara

      If you were Bill O’Reilly, wouldn’t you?

      • CandyKane

        Touché my friend

  • Vegan and Tiara

    “She panders to the black electorate a lot. And understandably she’s, you know, they like her. So if she is the opponent of a Donald Trump, you can see how they might say we like Hillary, therefore, we don’t like Trump. But there is no rational reason. You are on to something there.”
    Thank goodness Republicans never pander to any segment of the population, such as old white racists from the South, or gun humpers, or gay haters, or Messican haters, or god botherers.

    “O’Reilly: I don’t understand. Our African-American viewers, if you will write me and let me know, I mean, I’ll do it tomorrow. We will do a segment on it.”

    “Seriously, I’d really like both of my colored viewers to write in and explain this mystery to me.”

    • CJTX

      Apparently telling a big portion of your voter base how you will work for them too is now
      “pandering”, rather than American-style, representative democracy.

      • eddi

        Well the Rebs never do it. They just promise to destroy the government, attack more foreign countries, reduce the tax burden of the wealthy, throw out all the foreigners and imprison the other non-Americans, and put Jesus in a Cabinet-level position.

  • Ergoetal

    “Our African-American viewers, if you will write me and let me know…”
    What? He expects both of them to drop what they’re doing?

    • The Wanderer

      Of course! They don’t think the two viewers are doing anything important, like working.

    • CandyKane

      I’m convinced it’s only one but does double duty

    • jmhm

      No, I don’t think he expects that they can write.

      I imagine Alan Keyes is available if he wants to talk about it.

    • Markuserektus

      It was probably thirteen year old CJ Pearson until he had an epiphany about the republican party.

  • The Wanderer

    Taking as a given that O’Reilly and Goldberg will still be alive in 2050, how do you think are they going to react when it dawns on them that whites are no longer in a majority in the USA?

    I think they’ll shit themselves, causing more headaches for the nurses at the Old Monsters’ Home.

  • thenearesthippie

    Yeah, why would the blahs have an unfavorable opinion of an open and notorious racist? It defies understanding.

  • jmhm

    I really enjoy that the subtext of that question is “Why would anyone believe that a Republican candidate for President believes or would act on anything they were saying to impress their base?”

    Because their base would rather oppress people than give their children hope for a better future, which give President Trump a really cheap chip to play. Fucking duh.

  • CandyKane

    If these fools bring out Omarosa I’m gonna scream!

  • Ionlylikecats

    So apparently Trump is still supporting the people who say when a black person is just in a park for the myriad of reasons you can legally be in a park (including playing chess) if they die it’s their fault…? Hopefully none of my family goes to the park without a white friend.

    • CJTX

      What’s ironic is that if these 15 – 17 year old kids hadn’t been in the park, they would have been “on the corner” as some people like to ominously phrase it.
      I consider myself lucky we had back yards and parks and long stretches of road to just drive and wallow in angst. Can you imagine being a city kid at that age?

    • Poe’s Law

      That’s the Republican creed: bad things happen to bad people.

      If bad things happen to you, it’s your fault. You made poor life decisions.

      If you’re worried about the problems of being black, so making the decisions that make you black.

      • eddi

        so = stop ? Message received anyway. Bent another needle on my snark meter.

        • Poe’s Law

          I am honored to have been of service

  • YayConspiracy

    Well Billo, black people don’t like Trump for the same reason your children don’t like you: You’re bullies.

    • harryeagar

      Most white people don’t like Trump either but you don’t see O’Reilly and Goldberg carrying on and wondering about that

  • Wait! Bill OReilly has black viewers? Are they from that sub-demographic, “masochists”?

    • MarkM

      !7% of Billo’s viewers watch the show tied to a bed and wearing a ball gag. I suspect that it’s about 85% of his black viewers, which would be…let’s see, carry the 7…about 23 people.

      • I had no idea that BillO’s show had such a far-reaching economic impact on the ball gag industry. That’s impressive.

        • zerosumgame0005

          yup, it is listed in the “Paris Business Review”!

        • Toomush_Infer

          It’s the only way to listen to his show!….

          • MarkM

            “What are you doing honey?”
            “Watching The O’Reilly Factor.”

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        x 3/5 = about 14.

    • CripesAmighty

      Yes. And his name is Bob.

  • MarkM

    “I have a great relationship with the blacks, I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.” is purely condescending as well as racist asshole code for “Why won’t those good for nothing fucking ingrates vote for me?!”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      By “the blacks” he means Sirius’ Tojour Pur relatives.

      • Lancelot Link

        No, he means Conrad, Baron Black of Crossharbour.

  • thenearesthippie

    (anti)Bigotry related: Circque du Soleil has cancelled its NC appearances.

    • Courser

      Yes!

    • King of America

      also this:

      • eddi

        Now that’s evil.

        • MarkM

          First Ted Cruz, now this…my country has a lot to answer for.

          • eddi

            You can count your embarrassments without taking off your shoes. Down here it is easier to count who is making things better.

  • MarkM

    The ancestors of Bill O’Reilly and Bernie Goldberg were regarded as second class citizens in the not so distant past, yet somehow to listen to them you would think the words “no good mick bastard” and “goddamn yid” had never been spoken in American history.

    • Scooby

      Yes, but they did not dissaprove of them.

    • Erik Lonnrot

      When did we decide the the irish and jews got to be white people. I don’t remember voting on it.

      • eddi

        Jews are not entirely approved of yet. The Irish snuck in by being too white to separate. I’m sure the Civil War draft riots in New York gave them a boost when they started killing blacks as the reason they were being forced to become soldiers.

        • Toomush_Infer

          The Irish were just English/Drunk….

    • eddi

      Listen to them and you think the word n[CLANG] was never spoken.

    • revenant

      there were saloons with placards out front reading “No Dogs or Irish”
      and at least one U.S. Senator, while the Holocaust was being perpetrated, was publicly on record as being in favor of allying with Hitler against Stalin, and kept a copy of “Mein Kampf” on his desk (Theodore Bilbo)

      • MarkM

        Aaah yes, Senator Bilbo…a class act all the way. The wonderful thing about assholes like O’Reilly and Goldberg is that now that they aren’t the target of discrimination any longer they think America is “post-racial”, and that everyone else should just pull themselves up by their own bootstraps and get over it. They are completely clueless, and unable to accept that there are a hell of a lot of American citizens for whom racial discrimination is still a part of every day life.

  • CJTX

    Hey Dok – I hate to be “that guy”, but I think you meant, “consent decree” instead of “consent degree”. (Seriously, it’s a compulsion, I’m sorry!)

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      If you don’t fully consent, it’s a consent degree.

    • cynmac

      I saw that also, too.

    • JustDon’tSayDittos

      A ‘consent degree’ is a thing you get from Trump University. Consent to part with $100k, and you get a degree. (That’s why it’s not ‘robbery’).

      • Incoming Ham

        The degree teaches you to practice magic, i.e. learning how to make $100,000 disappear.

  • Scooby

    So now I have a actively ‘do’ something to someone to be dissaproved. What happened to the good old days when just being a total asshole was enough. Way to raise the bar Bill.

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    I am guessing that a big part of it might be that while Hillz and Bern are pandering to “the blacks”, Trump is pandering to the white supremicists.
    Just a guess, though.

    • Toomush_Infer

      So, any time you are liked by a demographic, you are pandering? Isn’t there at least one other word for it?…

      • cleos_mom

        It’s that “our side’s glorious victory, their side’s outrageous massacre” thing.

  • Dolmance

    Kittens pawing at an IPad? More like a monkey trying to fuck a football.

    • eddi

      Just before it gets punted. I like their complete ignorance act. It shows where their heads are at. The junction between the large and small intestine.

      • Dinz6315

        The cardiac sphincter is the one between the esophagus and stomach.. in nursing school we used to say someone had his head so far up his ass he was looking out his cardiac sphincter. Bill and Bernie Goldberg, here, past that point, I fear. About to fully turn inside out.

        • eddi

          They see a light at the end of the tunnel.

  • akryan

    Who would’ve thought that a minority group that’s suffered centuries of racial oppression would feel negative about a candidate that openly called for racial oppression of minority groups?

    • revenant

      you just can’t please some people

      • NoGoodnik

        That’s what Jesus said!

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Cotten pickin’ shame the way they discriminate him.

  • eddi

    Donnie is also discriminating against the RNC. It’s the Colorado thing. Trump blames the RNC for rigging the process. Reince shoots back “learn to read dummy, the rules were out there year+ ago” Trump is too busy beating on Cruz to get with the program and start planning how to beat Hillary.

    It’s on: Tensions between Trump and the GOP escalate in public fight

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/its-on-tensions-between-trump-and-the-gop-escalate-in-public-fight/2016/04/15/2949b1c6-031b-11e6-9d36-33d198ea26c5_story.html

  • Paperless Tiger

    I’m pretty much a ‘white tester’ where I work, but my boss don’t know no discrimination.

    • Poe’s Law

      “White tester”?

      • Frank Underboob

        It’s described in the article.

  • Be Gin

    Didn’t drumpf also send 10 truckloads of watermelons to Harlem after the consent decree in ’73?

    And who can forget his conciliatory All-You-Can-Eat Fried Chicken Buffet down in Florida after George Zimmerman walked?

    What more do they want?

  • Toomush_Infer

    If you think it looks bad for Trump, you should check out Oh Really’s favorability ratings among blacks and women….

  • Manhattan123

    “Our African-American viewers, if you will write me and let me know, I mean, I’ll do it tomorrow.”

    Gary, Ben and Susan, did you hear him? Get writing.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    It’s a dark secret.

  • Martin L

    By now, O’Reilly should have heard from all of the black viewers tuning in to Fox. After all, how long does it take to tally up the results from five viewers?

    • Alex Grey

      There are that many blah Fox viewers?

      • Dr. Krieger IRL

        Fox is most likely counting split personalities and extra user accounts.

      • nmmagyar

        Allen West and Herb Cain are married, Clarence Thomas makes 5.

  • middleclassman1

    I believe the people just don’t like the orange.

  • 451 Byrnes

    Uhhhh….I don’t think BillO or Goldberg fit this mold…
    https://static.wixstatic.com/media/8e1998_37e57ef29364474bb5c4f222a7a97a87.gif

    • Brendan_M

      When I think of small and fluffy and Bill O’Reilly, I think of his gross sex loofahs…and I am sad.

    • Incoming Ham

      NO NO NO NO NO NO. Cute kitten is cute.

      Bill O is crusty and nasty.

    • Frank Underboob

      The least retarded of my two cats likes to chase my mouse cursor on the big TV. (It’s hooked up to my PC as a second screen.)

  • cleos_mom

    “Hillary Clinton is very popular among black voters, very popular. She panders to the black electorate a lot.”

    When someone of your party courts votes, it’s “getting out there and campaigning.” When it’s someone of the other party, it’s “pandering”.

    But as they concluded, the Blahs just don’t know any better, bless their hearts.

  • thaddeus whiffleball

    Maybe it’s cuz o’ stuff like this?

    Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

    “Laziness is a trait in blacks.”

    “Our great African American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.”

    “A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. I think sometimes a black may think they don’t have an advantage or this and that… I’ve said on one occasion, even about myself, if I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black, because I believe they do have an actual advantage.’’

    “I love the old days, you know? You know what I hate? There’s a guy totally disruptive, throwing punches. We’re not allowed to punch back anymore … I love the old days. You know what they used to do to guys like that when they were in a place like this? They’d be carried out on a stretcher, folks.”

    Nahhhh.

  • Me not sure

    It all boils down to whether an orange man has a right to sing the blues.

    • Poe’s Law

      Orange and blue are opposite colors.

      (Don’t put them together. Just don’t)

      So, I’m going to say no.

      • ahughes798

        Together, they make a muddy gray color! Yuck!

  • bbayliss

    Mr. O’Reilly’s family hates him.
    If he’d ever exhibited a shred of humanity I might feel sorry for him, as it is Pfffffft.

    • Gregory Brown

      I would not piss on Billo if he were on fire. I WOULD if he were not on fire.

      • BFD

        So when Trump was in Russia, was he or was he not on fire?

        • Tasha Naraganza, of Spain

          That is an intriguing question.

  • Land Shark

    BIllO is mystified by a push broom …. film at 11.

  • Incoming Ham

    Two of the finest minds of our time. That is if you don’t count Clostridium Difficile.

  • kaw143

    I read that last line from Billo as — I swear, not snarking, not joking at all — “We will do a smegment on it.”

  • chimpevil

    Drumpf’s not a racist. A hateful, small-minded piece of shit narcissistic opportunistic dick who doesn’t give a shit less. But not a racist. OTOH O’Reilly totally is.

  • Magic Juan

    Yea really just because he disses all other minority groups why would blacks assume he’d diss them if he hasn’t specifically and in uncoded language dissed them…yet…

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