Time Travel Hillary Clinton Went Back To 1868 And Made The Democrats Racist :(
Time Travel Hillary Clinton Went Back To 1868 And Made The Democrats Racist :(
Abe Lincoln was a Vampire Slayer.
Dinesh D'Souza has a new movie coming out, and it is about Hillary Clinton and how she is a very very bad man. For instance! She borrowed Barack Obama's time machine and went back to 1868 and made all the Democrats racist, when she should have been going back to Hitler Time, to help him be History's Second Greatest Monster, as obviously she is the first.
Now, we don't know anything about Hillary's America , except that it is by Dinesh D'Souza, and he is stupid. So let us check its Twitter feed and glean what we can about the greatest movie since Leni Riefenstahl put down her director's toque.
See, what we have here is a hilarious lack of self-awareness. Did Hillary Clinton run a campaign in 2008 that tried to point out what a wacky un-American type of foreigner Barack Obama is? She did! But then she did something else: she joined Barack Obama's cabinet (where he made her HIS WHITE SLAVE) and is now running specifically as Obama's BFF forever, and she is constantly pointing out how her primary opponent, Bernie Sanders, does not love Barack Obama as much as she does, she will be a Third Barry Term and change her name to Hillary Rodham Obama she loves him so much.
Who is Barack Obama? He is the president of the United States, and he is a Democrat, and I am not sure if you have heard this or not, but he is black. Meanwhile, the Right is rebranding actual white supremacy as "alt right," which is cute and Luntzy and even Republicans are like UGH WE ARE SO RACIST IT IS MAKING US SAD. So, as odd as it might be to contemplate, a slogan from 148 years ago might possibly be out of date.
Shall we watch the trailer?
[wonkbar]<a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/loser-felon-dinesh-dsouza-will-destroy-hillary-just-like-he-destroyed-obama"></a>[/wonkbar]No, because Evan already watched it for us, and fuck watching that noise again. We will just screen cap this one part, where Barack Obama puts Dinesh D'Souza in Supermax for his campaign finance frauds because it makes us happy.
Barack Obama, Tyrant.
A black guy.
Dinesh D'Souza got picked last for the jail basketball team : (
Black guy.
Very jail.
White guy, probably innocent.
Meanwhile, here is what Dinesh D'Souza's time in jail was actually like, and no we are not making this up, because we're not Dinesh D'Souza:
Yes, that is Dinesh D'Souza whining about doing hard time while strolling the mean beaches of San Diego in linen pants, with only his camera crew to wipe his tears.
Anyway, the rest of the video shows Democrats sending dogs after nice black runaway slave women, or at least part of it does, I didn't get to the end.