Ben Carson Has New Scam Cure To Sell, And Its Name Is Donald Trump

Looky here! Dozin' Dr. Ben Carson has had a nice week-long sleepcation after deciding he can grift in the private sector without having to stand on debate stage and keep his eyes open and "answer" questions. And now that he is all freshened up, he has a new real good idea, and that idea is hey, Donald Trump should be president!

It's nice that they've managed to put aside their past arguments, like which one of them jerks off to Jesus the best or whether Dr. Carson is perhaps a pathological child molester-type person. 

Bygones. Now Trump is very pleased to have the brilliant neurosurgeon on his team, advising him on thoughts inside of Carson's brilliant brain:

"We spoke for over an hour on education. And he has such a great handle on it," Trump said. "I'm going to have Ben very involved with education, something that's an expertise of his."

And Carson is mighty pleased to let the world know Trump isn't really the racist, xenophobic, wannabe fascist scumbag we all think he is:

“There’s two Donald Trumps. There’s the Donald Trump that you see on television and who gets out in front of big audiences, and there’s the Donald Trump behind the scenes,” he said. “They’re not the same person. One’s very much an entertainer, and one is actually a thinking individual.”

So now the boys are having a little press conference together, to talk about how great Ben Carson is for thinking Donald Trump is great. Somewhere, Chris Christie is feeling so lonely.

Let's watch the fun!