A Special Message From Me, Your Editrix, Writin' At Ya!
hiking the charleston trailHey you guys it is me and Mark Sanford! Is it a PRETTY picture of me? No. You can pretend it is though! We ran into Mark Sanford (AND HIS MISTRESS AND SHE WAS GORGEOUS!!!!) out at brunch in Charleston, where we are staying with your compatriot wonker Vegan and Tiara, who is just as rad as you have guessed! He was very nice even after we said "I'm Rebecca Schoenkopf, from Wonkette.com. It is an absolutely filthy liberal website and you should not read it!" (I did not add that he should DEFINITELY not search it for the phrase "Mark Sanford.") We took this picture, and I look gross.
MOVING ON!
I am writing at ya to specially ask special for you to do a thing for me, and that is I am asking you to back our Kickstarter for Election Game of US America Elections: The Game. It ends this Thursday, on my 43rd birthday, and we are about 73 percent of the way there. If we don't make the kickstarter, I WILL BE SO EMBARRASSED YOU GUYS!
We partnered with the guys from Auroch Digital, who are designing it, and we are writing the cards so it will definitely be funny, as opposed to if they were writing the cards, when it would not be funny. My husband had the very excellent idea to add Puerto Rico and ... Guam? I forget ... so the deck would have 52 cards so you can just use it as a regular collectible card game if the game is too confusing. (IT IS PRETTY CONFUSING!)
Anyway, if you join our kickstarter, you will get the game, and if you do more than the minimum, you can get other stuff too, like maybe an ILLEGAL BERNIE SHIRT!
If you want to watch the video I made about the kickstarter, it is here! They taught me how to make videos in grad school, and I used that knowledge to make you a video full of still pix of things that look like penises.
Obviously!
Anyway, if you would be so kind as to back our kickstarter if you haven't already, I sure would appreciate it, but I love you either way.
Have a baby.
Love,
becca
She's no Fannie Flagg also, too.
Let's not confuse Colombia with Columbia.
Mi esposa es Colombiana.