OOH PRETTY
You know what is sad? Every time we go to Chicago, and you write to us a week later and say "hey, how come you never come to Chicago?" and then WE MURDER YOU, and your mother cries. Oh how she cries for you, she weeps and wails and snots her mother's tears. So, HI CHICAGO NO STUPID EXCUSES or you will BREAK YOUR MOTHER'S HEART (again).
At this very moment, we are wending our way Iowa City-ward. We dicked around in South Dakota for five days because we left Montana too early, and we certainly didn't want to spend five days in Iowa. I mean, just imagine! We will spend two days in Iowa though, courtesy of wonker Zanzibar Buckbuck McFate, so do come see usTHIS SUNDAY, Jan. 31, from 4: 30-6:30 p.m. at the Bluebird Diner in Iowa City.There, we shall purchase you a beer, or "a pop" if you already hit your lifetime beer quota.
In the meantime, while we wait for this Chicago bar to open so we can call them and see if they will let us bring a babby into their loud and iniquitous place of rock & roll (you gotta start 'em young), would you like to see some pictures? OKAY!
Fun fact: South Dakota has two US senators for every person.
Hot Springs, South Dakota, home of the world's friendliest parking lot. Just down the road from Crazy Horse, the monument to the hero who killed that bastard Custer, who needed killing.
Official Wonkette Baby helping keep the wonkebago clean.
Oh yay, Reggie's Live will let us bring babies, so that is where we will see you, Chicago! Let us call itWed., Feb. 3, from ... like 5 to 8 p.m.?Okay cool.
Detroit, you are Feb. 4., place still TBD.
THAT IS NEXT WEEK YOU GUYS DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
Baby Food $2.00 USD Two Gallons of Gas $5.00 USD Dump Our Poo Tanks $10.00 USD State Park Campground $25.00 USD Buy 4 Pitchers For Your Friends In Chicago $50.00 USD Help Us Put Our Name On The Side $100.00 USD Put Your Name On The Side $1,000.00 USD Further Instructions
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Awesome! I'm hoping to find time this summer to come. Sigh...I've got so many irons in the fire though, I hope I can make it happen.