Carly Fiorina In Three-Way With Mike Huckabee And Rick Santorum ... WAIT COME BACK

And one more thing: see that Lucifer gets his bath.

Gather round, ye wonkers, for the Republican Undercard Cage Match Debate, starring Mean Mike Huckabee, Rick "Santorum" Santorum, and the most terrifyingly vicious fighter of them all, Carly Fiorina, pictured above.

Rand Paul, because he is a whiny baby, will not be joining the three other losers in the GOP nonsense debate; we would much prefer it if all four boycotted, but we are not so lucky. You know what would be lucky? If all of you were to go read Wonkette's shareholder report -- we did so many activities! -- and also gave me some money. Done? Good now let us livebloog the Fox Business Republican debate.

Hey! "Grown-Ups' Debate" (snrk!) is here, people!