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Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.

During Tuesday night’s Democratic debate, Mike Huckabee pulled out his meat fingers, which resemble a sort of papier-mâché where the hardening agent is dried bull semen, and tweeted this:

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Yeah, awwww, everybody just needs Jesus and then cops will stop murdering black people. But then, as if to demonstrate his OWN “sin not racism” problem, Huck followed up (THE VERY NEXT TWEET!) with this:

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GET IT? Because Asian people eat dogs! HA! HA HA Hucka-burn! This is the funniest joke since the last time a limp-dicked white wingnut forwarded an email that had a picture of Barack Obama dressed up as a monkey!

Oh, but no, you dumb stupid liberal dumbstupids, you just don’t UNDERSTAND Huckabee’s hilarious joke, and you’re probably boy-crazy for North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un, the way Kim Davis gets boy-crazy when she sees a human man she hasn’t married yet. Regardless, you don’t get it, so he Hucka-splained:

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Yep, Mike Huckabee, you jizz-encrusted fucktoad, that’s it. That was the part of the tweet everybody seized upon. Except no, Mike Huckabee, you putrid chunk of salmonella-infected dick cheese, that is not the part of the tweet everybody was mad about.

It was the part about HAHA Asians eat dogs. Because unless you are dumber than the Arkansan incest wagon you dun fell out of, you know that the dog-eating thing is not about North Koreans, specifically, but is a very racist thing that people (bad people, with poorly developed senses of humor) say about ALL ASIANS.

But there’s another reason people seized on that tweet, aside from the fact that Mike Huckabee is a racist bag of cheaply sourced squirrel testicles. Remember that time Mike Huckabee’s son killed a dog? No, seriously:

REMEMBER THAT TIME MIKE HUCKABEE’S SON FUCKING MURDERED A DOG?

Mike Huckabee is the last person in the US and A who should be making jokes about North Korean chefs getting near “his labrador,” since he probably shouldn’t even be allowed to OWN a labrador, on account of how you never know what might happen when this trash-ass motherfucker (his son David, what he made with his Hucka-penis and his wife’s vagina) comes over:

Not safe for dogs.
Not safe for dogs.

If you don’t remember, here, we shall aggregate ourselves, and no, that is not a sex term:

Word is that David [Huckabee] and his best buddy hanged a stray dog while they were counselors at a Boy Scout camp, but no charges were ever filed and David eventually became an Eagle Scout despite being fired from his “job” as a Boy Scout camp counselor for torturing a fucking stray dog. While neither confirming nor denying the incident, Huck told Newsweek “There was a dog that apparently had mange and was absolutely, I guess, emaciated.”

Not only did David Huckabee NOT try to help the dog — because dogs recover from mange ALL THE FUCKING TIME, and they recover from emaciation by EATING FOOD (science fact!) — he decided, hey why not, let’s TORTURE AND HANG THE STRAY DOG. Sarah McLachlan does not approve, and neither does Jesus.

So fuck you, Mike Huckabee, for firing the stray spooge-bullet into your wife and bringing that delightful man into the world, and fuck you, Mike Huckabee, for thinking you have ANY moral authority to talk to ANYONE, EVER, ABOUT ANY FUCKING THING. Take your racist tweets, your piece of shit son, your presidential campaign, your elevation of Kim Davis to fake martyr status, your hateful comments about Syrian refugees, your BFF Josh “I Molest Sisters” Duggar, ALL OF THOSE THINGS, and shove them up your Good Christian Rancid Pockmarked Asshole, where they belong.

In Jesus’s name, Amen.

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  • MsAnthropesMr

    He wasn’t talking about a DOG! He was talking about what wikipedia calls “Labrador is the distinct northerly region of the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador. “

    • elviouslyqueer

      Isn’t that Ted Cruz’s stomping grounds, also too?

    • Msgr_Moment

      He feels unusually possessive about that Canuckistani province, “my Labrador”, also too.

      • PubOption

        Was he talking about Raul Labrador?

        • mtn_philosoph

          In Western Idaho, labrador raw dogs you!

  • Msgr_Moment

    Because of course nobody talks about South Koreans and dog-eating in the same sentence. Duh.

    • SigDeFlyinMonky

      You know who else ate dog (and cat and rat)? The residents of Vicksburg! Don’t trust them neither.

  • JohnR

    I don’t have anything to add.

    • lovelydestruction

      I know, just copy and paste this on every newsite. It’s too good

  • Lizzietish81

    I trust Huckabee with the Presidency as far as I trust Josh Duggar with his sisters.

    • AntiDerpomeme

      … as far as I trust Carly Fiorina successfully running a Fortune 500 company
      … or Uncle Crazy Ben Carson foiling a robber in a Popeye’s organization
      … or Santorum with a rational discussion on bodily fluids
      … or really any of the GOP hopefuls (ha!) with the nuclear launch key codes

      • DemmeFatale

        Speaking of nukes…
        Hillary mentioned them last night, and so did Kerry when he was running for president.
        I think they know something that we don’t know.
        (Altogether now, “Ya think?”)

  • Jenny

    Why can’t Mike Huckabee do the world a favor and accidentally choke on a chicken bone, with votes??

  • Indiepalin

    If Huckabee’s son is still looking for a job, the Steelers are still looking for a quarterback.

    • Wombat

      Dude, the Steelers have some standards.

      Probably.

      • Callyson

        Those of us who hail from Steeler Nation pine for the days when we did…

        • PubOption

          I don’t believe that Ian Paisley ever smoked cigars.

    • Objectifer

      The Steelers already have a dog killing QB.

      • DemmeFatale

        Ugh!
        Never forgive, never forget.

  • Michael Smith

    Ohh, that’s what he was trying say. He didn’t even do the racist joke effectively.

    The Republicans tweeting during the debate (and this includes the ridiculous “promoted tweets” from the RNC itself) reminded me of a high school bully trying to reclaim his glory at a ten-year reunion, to make up for the fact that he still lives at home and doesn’t have a job. It’s disgusting and really pretty sad.

    • Msgr_Moment

      He didn’t even do the racist joke effectively.

      Needs moar “ching chong, ching chong”.

      • Michael Smith

        At least I would have understood he was referring to an Asian stereotype. I was thinking that maybe Kim Jong Un had a Labrador executed or something, and I forgot about it.

        • Jenny

          The dogs raised for eating are yellow, shiba inu/ Labrador looking mutts.

          They don’t taste half bad honestly but the mind fuck of being told oh hey you just ate some dog was way worse. Damn you cultural influences!

          • eddi

            Some of the cheaper places in Korea might not let you know. Bulgogi (beef) and Gaegogi (dog) are pretty close as far as they were concerned.

          • Jenny

            Vietnamese soup. But I did marry a Korean guy in my 20s, his family was very proud that they were Americans now and didn’t have to eat dog.

          • HeywoodJablomey

            Also ignoring the influence of poverty that led some people to eat dog when they couldn’t afford other meat. Then again, Huckster is all about Fuck the Poors

    • elviouslyqueer

      Pretty much. Trump’s live twats during the debate were pure mean girl, except without the sexytime or the gravitas.

      • HeywoodJablomey

        You can tell they’re soooo jelly. Because they look like window-lickers compared to the Democratic lineup.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Something something rusty chainsaw something Drano enema something something something penis in the woodchipper something something with votes.

  • Msgr_Moment

    So did David Hucklebee let all that good dog meat go to waste? Wasting it would be a sin in some cultures.

  • Bureaucrap

    I guess he’s still in the race; He’s trying to show the base that he, not trump, is the most classless racist, sexist scumbag of them all.

    • Thaumaturgist

      This really is t about politics. It’s classic preacher. Look at a few church signs. All of them are hucked up.

      • grumblestiltskin

        Huck’s not running for POTUS. He’s just doing advance work for his permanent tent revival. Scold-in-Chief is as high as his ambition has ever really run.

        • eddi

          Next Speaker of the House?

    • eddi

      Sorry Ben Carson is way ahead of him for that.

  • Lizzietish81

    Of course you know, we are the racists for extrapolating his comment which was about North Koreans only (because let’s make fun of people who live under a brutal dictatorship) to all Asians.

  • LarkintheAM

    Evan, you rock.

  • bookish

    Huck-son has that dead eyed sociopath look, plus a helping of mean and stupid.

    • Treg Brown

      Nailed it, but you forgot ‘arrogantly entitled’.

    • PubOption

      He didn’t quite nail the hangdog expression.

      • eddi

        Ouch.

    • eddi

      He could star in a remake of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre without the mask.

  • Jack_Carter_USA

    As someone whose son was born in Korea, I kindly invite Huck to get bent.

  • Bill Slider

    Mike Huckabee, isn’t he that Israeli tour guide? Does he think he wants to be a North Korean tour guide as well?

    • Lizzietish81

      He’s the one who keeps going Auschwitz.

      • Wombat

        Maybe he should go again, because he seems to have missed the point.

  • arealbaby

    Are we not getting that it’s also a hur hur jewies with their money money stealy moneez joke? Or are we just ignoring that part of it? I mean I thought the whole point was “Bernie : money as other ethnic minority : thing we make fun of that ethnic minority thing about” but it’s been xxxxx years since I took the SAT.

  • azeyote

    “Mike Huckabee, you putrid chunk of salmonella-infected dick cheese,”
    hey Evan – i hope you don’t get mad at me –

  • Antimassacree

    Not sure there’s room up his ass for any more of the things, since that same space is permanently occupied by his Huckanoggin.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I thought Huckanoggin was a county in Maine?

  • The Wanderer

    I want Jesus to come back now, just to kick Mike Huckabee in his withered ballsack. He can go back to Heaven after that.

  • Randy Riddle

    I can’t really have an opinion on Asians eating dogs until Ben Carson weighs in on it.

    • Brother Yam

      He’d have the dogs either charge the chef or have them point out the cat in the alley.

  • Callyson

    A sin problem not a skin problem…is this supposed to be clever or something? I mean, suppose for a moment this were true: in what way does it change the fact that racism is a very real problem, one that the country needs to address, not to mention one that the Republicans hope they can sweep under the rug while continuing to benefit from the votes of the racists to whom they pander?

  • CutterTeam

    Breaking news: Mike Huckabee’s Secret Service code name is now “Douchenozzle”.

    And for his fuckwit son, we’ll go with “Lenny”.

    • OneDemin EOr

      Anybody got a big rock for Lenny? Of Mice and Men, and all that.
      With votes.

      • Zippy

        I’m pretty sure big rock is a suburb of little rock

    • Vienna Woods

      Oh come on, Lenny LIBEL!!1

  • Brother Yam

    A real hunter eats what he kills. Just sayin’…

  • 24601

    What’s that, Huck? I can’t hear you with Kim Davis sitting on your face.

    • Thaumaturgist

      What the Huck? FIFY.

    • Vienna Woods

      Jesus. Brain-bleach, please, STAT!

  • ManchuCandidate

    Huckabee Pedo Buddy

  • sarahjane1912

    Silly, silly, silly. Labrador = farmhand!

    The Huckfuckster just doesn’t want the North Korean chef to get his hands on his FARMHAND. Duh.
    Something something all-Koreans-overwork-their-farm-workers something Mexicans something minimum wage …

    Oh I give up.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    “Yep, Mike Huckabee, you jizz-encrusted fucktoad, that’s it. That was the part of the tweet everybody seized upon. Except no, Mike Huckabee, you putrid chunk of salmonella-infected dick cheese, that is not the part of the tweet everybody was mad about.

    ….stop holding back and let us know what you REALLY think of the huckster!!! That was AWESOME!!!

    • pstockholm

      Yeah, I love Wonkette, but the posts are getting really tame.

    • arglebargle

      I know!!! i want to gay marry Evan and I’m not even gay. And I’m already married. (But I think the wife would understand)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRtXfUz_Q5w

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    That photo of his son…Mother of God, is that a portrait of one dead-eyed fucking psychopath, or what?

    • Swampay

      I wouldn’t trust that psycho with Kim Jong Un’s dog

  • Callyson

    I trust @MikeHuckabee with my two dogs like I trust:

    1. My uterus to a Republican presidential candidate

    2. My breathing air to the Kochs and the coal companies

    3. My retirement account to the Wall Street deregulation proponents

  • LarryHoudini

    “Hatred of blacks is in America due to people full of wickedness; their complexions are pimple-free.”
    Huckabee’s first tweet translated into Chinese then back into English

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Twitter can be a window to the soul. And it’s generally not pretty.

  • Callyson

    Dear Deleted Commenters:

    After this asshole, the Duggars, and the numerous other examples of fundies who were incapable of living up to the moral standards they want to impose on the rest of us, we’re done listening to you try to tell us how to live our lives. Kindly fuck off.

    No thanks,

    Callyson

    • MsAnthropesMr

      I for one, have never cheated on my wife, hurt a dog, or voted republican. And I don;t need Jesus to tell me bout that.

  • beavertank

    Has Huckabee received the expected bump in GOP primary polls yet? Because there’s literally no way something this unbelievably stupid could hurt his campaign among other idiot racist GOP trolls (but I repeat myself).

  • Blackest Noobs

    this is coming from a guy who has zero chances of becoming the nominee for president and zero chances of winning a general election for president.

    obviously Huckabee is hoping for a sweet job at Fox News or perhaps a talk radio show ( and he has both already, he’s hoping to get a pay raise)

    • OneDemin EOr

      Desperate attention whore, like a jilted 13 year old. I will be so glad when this flaming sack of pig shit runs out of money.

  • Anarchy Pony

    How deluded do you have to be to think anybody was actually defending the government of North Korea?

    • MsAnthropesMr

      As deluded as the man in the first photo.

      • Anarchy Pony

        He really belongs in a mental ward.

    • Me not sure

      I think they are fabulous marchers. Say what you will about everything else, these mofos can high step.

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        And their color squad looks like Disney on acid. They can cheer in unison like nobody’s business. Even the chefs.

        • Me not sure

          I smell a Super Bowl half time show in Kim’s future.

          • Suttree

            Nah, that’s just the outhouse and the corn mash berlin.

      • OneDemin EOr

        I love the fab mushroom military caps. So fashion forward!

    • DahBoner

      The Korean babes crying at the Great Leader.

      Reminds me of Trump’s adoration…

      • Count Awesome

        They both have FABULOUS haircuts!

      • DemmeFatale

        Ding! Ding!

    • Suttree

      Dennis Rodman deluded?

      • Count Awesome

        Kim Davis deluded?

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Kim Jong-Un deluded?

          • Playonwords

            In a Mancunian accent – “That Kim, he’s a reet jong ‘un”

            OMG – Kim Davis and Kim Jong Un COULD THEY BE RELATED?????

    • Zippy

      GOP deluded

  • Count Awesome

    Using that old Republican notion of ‘guilt by associaton’, Huckabee is a torturing dog murdering, child molesting, slut-wench that should be convicted immediately for these sinful crimes.

    • MsAnthropesMr

      It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

      • Count Awesome

        Who’s speculating? By Republican standards the fucker’s guilty.

    • Walter Wellstone

      By Republican logic they all look alike so, yeah.

  • Rick Hill

    Huckabee’s son tortured and killed a dog. People who do is a strong indicator of a psychotic person. Huckabee’s son may, one day, murder his family in their sleep. Is that a good thing or not? I’m a liberal so I have a hard time knowing right and wrong.

    • Count Awesome

      Huckabee’s son needs to have his guns taken away then.

      • Rick Hill

        You mean we can’t take a lesson from the Chinese and execute three generations of his family? Sometimes the old ways are best, you know.

        • Logic of Color

          Maybe not that.

          • Rick Hill

            Awwww….

          • beatbort

            How about a vasectomy for Huck Jr. so he doesn’t breed?

          • OneDemin EOr

            Only if done with no anesthetic.

          • Thaumaturgist

            The perfect is the enemy of the possible. Let him have his anesthetic.

          • eddi

            Two bricks, twice.

          • fuzzwald

            “How about a vasectomy for Huck Jr. so he doesn’t breed?” I suspect that he won’t be breeding in any case. At least not with a human.

          • Swampay

            Please?

          • Playonwords

            Could it be a radical vasectomy? Just remove everything and give him a … Sorry, Shy, commenting rules for Radicals and all that, forgot

        • Angry_Cop

          I think the Chinese were really on to something there. Shitty people don’t just pop up out of nowhere.

      • cmd

        Wasn’t there another scandal with the son getting caught taking a gun on an airplane?

        • HeywoodJablomey

          Yep. Responsible gun owner forgot he had a Glock in his bag. Oopsie!

    • Walter Wellstone

      That last part could… Oh, well… Rules for Radicals won’t let me finish that sentence. That’s fine.

      • Rick Hill

        Rules? I don’t need no stinkin’ rules!

  • SK

    This is all so confusing. I get the part where Fuckabee’s son kills a dog to feed some North Korean. I get the part where his favorite Christian Kim Davis has been offered half a million to scissor a black mama by the Dogfart Network.
    How are they related?

    • MsAnthropesMr

      In Huck’s mind, all of this was caused by gay marriage.

  • I trust Mike Huckabee with my government as much as I trust a Catholic priest with my son.

    • Angry_Cop

      The Catholic priest is only likely to molest your son, not murder him.

      Can’t say the same about Huckabee and responsible governance. His record, especially with his favorite parolees, stands alone as testimony to that.

  • btwbfdimho

    NK

  • RecreationalPilot

    A man who sure knows sin when he sees it, and is not afraid to associate with sinners.

    Did he tweet those with Josh Duggar and his pedobear ex-aid in the room?

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Given his family history, it’s astonishing that this slack-jawed cretin would make a joke about cruelty to a dog…then again, it’s obvious “empathy” and “shame” are not in his vocabulary.

    • eddi

      He’s a Republican.

  • Steverino247

    “Mike Huckabee pulled out his meat fingers, which resemble a sort of papier-mâché where the hardening agent is dried bull semen,”

    That would be some very expensive papier-mâché since bull semen goes for real money: https://www.bovine-elite.com/home.asp

    • AntiDerpomeme

      And yet, Huck just licks it off before it gets too crusty. Wasteful, wasteful.

      • Zippy

        and the bull just smiles…

      • Steverino247

        Like lighting cigars with a hundred dollar bill…

    • HeywoodJablomey

      And the cryo tanks go for 600-1200 Ameros.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    Did nobody tweet back “OK, but would you trust your son with your labrador?”, followed by “Do black labs matter?”

    • AntiDerpomeme

      Dude, you need a Twitter account! I’d follow that, I would!

    • cmd

      This was my favorite reply:

      Gerry Duggan ‏@GerryDuggan 13h13 hours ago

      .@GovMikeHuckabee Honestly, how dare you. Your fucked-up son strangled a dog, you ginormous steakhouse shit.

    • Count Awesome

      I’m so sad that I only have on upfist to give.

    • Walter Wellstone

      That’s fucking good.

    • Richard Bell

      Not quite…but I did tweet this: “I trust Mike Huckabee like I trust his son with my labrador.” ten hours ago…apparently nobody got it.

      • HeywoodJablomey

        I posted the same thing on a few wingnut sites, cheers! Hopefully, it caused some butthurt.

  • Thaumaturgist

    Plot your Christians on one of those state-by-state maps that Vox always does. Then plot your racist states. See, all the racists live in the Sinful places.

  • elviouslyqueer

    “Racism exists because we have a sin problem in America, not a skin problem.” #WhitePersecutedChristiansMatter

    There. Fixed that for you, asshole.

  • OneDemin EOr

    I trust Mike Fuckabee with my country like I would trust my 5 year old daughter with Josh Duggar.
    Fuckabee knows sin because he looks at it in the mirror every single day.
    Maybe Fuckabee could maybe get mange and try pushing himself away from the table more often. Then his son can do what comes naturally.

  • elpinche

    Didn’t the Huckabees also eat the labrador? I’m feeling this.

  • DahBoner

    What? Only making RACIST comments?

    No statements denigrating women?

    No speaking ill of other religions?

    Fucklebee’s bigotry is having an “off” day…

    https://media2.giphy.com/media/HnIfGatQDZE0o/200w_d.gif

  • BloviateMe

    Yeah, well, his dog killin’ son has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

    Is that how we’re supposed to do it?

    • Angry_Cop

      Damn, son, you’re gonna hurt somebody bad waving around a wit that sharp. Nicely done.

  • Zippy

    Fucking hell, Mike! At least Mitt’s dog lived through his family disaster, unlike the one that got too close to your murderous son…

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Put this turd in clown makeup, and voila! John Wayne Gacy.

  • Takoma DC

    Amen! Thank you Evan!

  • Relativicus

    Not to be “that guy” but shouldn’t “squirrel testicles” be hyphenated?

    • BloviateMe

      Ever had your testicles hyphenated? I wouldn’t wish that on anything, squirrels included.

      • Zippy

        mebe Huckabee

  • chicken thief

    Huckleberry and ‘tax dollars’ is purdy funny since I bet he claims he is a preacher and ergo thus for also too exempt.

    And if he had a lab, the dog would be all wrinkle faced from the one time he sniffed Mike’s bff, Ted ‘Shit Pants’ Nugent’s ass.

    Thirdly, because making points in threes is always gooder, if you had a lab it would be smarter than Kim Davis because lab’s are really fucking smart and Kim isn’t.

    So fuck you, Mike.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Oh Jesus

  • Zippy

    WDWJK?

  • Relativicus

    Wait, “Labrador”? Labrador… LABRADOR!!!

    http://youtu.be/1jHi-8Ykx-8

    • Richard Bell

      That’s some heavy shit, man.

  • rocktonsam

    lol indeed, huck

  • Zippy

    #blacklabsmatter

  • Walter Wellstone

    Very well said. Fuckabee is a vile piece of shit and a sorry-ass waste of DNA. Motherfucker can go fist himself.

  • artem1s

    way to be mad about a thing, Evan. you are giving Kaili a run for her moneys.

  • cathartic1

    The only way Huck can top this is if he goes on FoxNFriends and impersonate the Shitty Wok guy from South Park.

    “Herroooo Doocy!”

  • chicken thief

    So Huckleberry admits that racism exists in America?! Rut, roh…. someone’s forgotten the talking points.

  • Notreelyhelping

    Obviously, his Twitter account was Hucked.

  • Maria Aragon

    Can we just maroon him and his vile son on a life raft in the middle of the Atlantic?

    • Karen Marie

      Shooting them into space in an exploding rocket would better assure no return.

    • bozilingus

      Build a time machine and take them back to live with Jesus and his disciples, so they can see what being “Christ-like” was truly like.

  • Vienna Woods

    I’m not quite sure how you feel about ol’ Huck, Evan. Could you be more explicit?

  • Bitter Scribe

    Seriously, how did Huckabee not know what he was setting himself up for? Is he really that stupid?

    • DemmeFatale

      Yes.

      • Karen Marie

        You beat me to it.

    • r€nato

      He mind-melded with Jeebus, who forgave him instantly, so that means you are supposed to forget that it ever happened, you heathen godless scum.

      • eddi

        Jay forgives any fool any sin. But in return he expects some atonement. Paying back what you stole. Telling the truth until the lies go away. Things like that.

        • WIDTAP

          I’m pretty sure “atonement” doesn’t actually appear in their bibles. It’s just something the Jews and Catholics do, and the Jews and Catholics are not going to heaven anyway.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            DING DING DING DING DING

            There’s no need for atonement. That’s what makes fundigelical sin forgiveness so attractive to them. You never have to say you’re sorry.

    • TheBidenator

      He’s got that same amount of self awareness as Jim Bob and Kleenex Duggar had when they accused gay people of sexual perversion thus opening themselves up to being taken down for sister diddling….

  • Cismontane

    it’s all gone to the dogs…

  • Angry_Cop

    I thought Huckabee was one of those “casual” racists. Turns out he’s a pro and takes his racism pretty seriously.

    I pray to my god of vengeance and horror every night that Huckabee’s vile son gets, measure for measure, every single last thing he deserves.

  • eggsacklywright

    And what about the girl squirrels, sans testicular enhancements?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Hucksterbee really doesn’t get it. No one is defending North Korea. But of course, he thinks that’s what we’re doing because he’s a worthless fucktard.

    • toomanyrappers

      I don’t know if he ever really “thinks”…

      But, I’ll give to ya this time. :)

    • HeywoodJablomey

      He knows that, he’s just backpedalling like the detestable little piss weasel he is. He got his ass twitter-kicked so had to spin it. Like Repubs ALWAYS do.

  • Relativicus

    “So fuck you, Mike Huckabee, for firing the stray spooge-bullet into your wife and bringing that delightful man into the world, and fuck you, Mike Huckabee, for thinking you have ANY moral authority to talk to ANYONE, EVER, ABOUT ANY FUCKING THING. Take your racist tweets, your piece of shit son, your presidential campaign, your elevation of Kim Davis to fake martyr status, your hateful comments about Syrian refugees, your BFF Josh “I Molest Sisters” Duggar, ALL OF THOSE THINGS, and shove them up your Good Christian Rancid Pockmarked Asshole, where they belong.”

    That’s a lot of words just to say “Mike Huckabee is a cunt.”

    • zerosumgame0005

      I prefer Evans way to say it, it really paints a picture :)

    • Ricky Gay

      WITH GIANT SHARP VOTES!!!1

    • JohnE_o

      Naw, cunts are warm and pleasant

  • ladylazarus

    Wonkette, are you upset? You seem a little upset.

  • calliecallie

    At least he didn’t joke about their driving.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Anybody frustrated with their small children being picky eaters: Print the photo of Huckabee’s son and tell them this is who comes for you when you don’t eat your vegetables.

  • toomanyrappers
    • TheBidenator

      Still the funniest pic of campaign 2012….

  • Lids

    The Huck and Piyush are competing for something.. I just can’t quite pin what that is..

    • Tansy Geek

      Craziest panderer to the dimmest of the Christianists?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Hucksterbee is right. America does have a sin problem. The sin is racism, and Hucksterbee revels in it celebrates it, practices it. He imagines his sin will be warshed away, but he’s wrong, because Morgan Freeman will be there at the pearly gates to greet him and send him down the chute to Al Pacino’s place.

  • Anthony

    But, they do eat dogs, slaughtered in the most horrific ways, in Korea and China, don’t they?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      We eat cows, slaughtered in the most horrific ways.

      Your point?

      • Anthony

        Not that horrific

        • Iam Reading

          You are factually vacant

          • Anthony

            google, my friend, G-O-O-G-L-E

          • Unforgotten

            If you’re talking about the bears that are tortured to death because some Chinese laid out the notion that their biles can cure something, you’re right. That’s animal crudelity at it’s worst (with no scientific value whatsoever).
            But again, to cut an animal open, and then throw it into boiling water like we do with lobsters ain’t right as well…

          • Playonwords

            Google is not evidence, trollfucker

          • Anthony
          • Playonwords

            Well piss off then and good riddance, sweetcakes. Google is NOT a research tool, it merely gives the most popular results to a particular search, you incredible cretin. This is why you do NOT use Google to search for the answers to your term paper questions.

          • Anthony

            Ok, do you want me to give you the URL of some 15 different articles abou this, so you won’t have the trouble? And when I got my phd in statistics google (unfortunately) wasn’t around ;O)

          • Playonwords

            Look, Sweetcakesm you want to tell me why you have been ignoring the point that the degree of cruelty does not matter, it is the inherent racism?

            And again, I could use Google to find 15 good things about the Confederacy, it would still be bullshit.

          • Anthony

            Since I’m not american this wouldn’t offend me; the Jeebus stuff does, on the other hand

          • Unforgotten

            Or about how the Earth is flat. Or how vaccines are bad. Or…
            Google merely lays out sites that are related (at least in name only) to what you are looking for.

          • Anthony

            If I rephrase to “use the search tool Google (or Bing, if you prefer) to find n evidences on how koreans, chinese, vietnamites and other asian cultures treat poorly animals, would that be better? Really, clinging on “google isn’t evidence!!!1!!” it’s just poor sportsmanship. Just click on those freaking articles, the hundreds of them.

          • Unforgotten

            I did (thanks for making my lunch wanting to get out of my body the wrong way, BTW – that’s sarcasm dude). Thus, your turn, please google ‘Korean opposition to the use of dog meat’

          • Playonwords

            Oh you are a Ph,D – obviously a dull Phud

          • Anthony
        • Unforgotten

          No, we just (after pumping them with lots of hormones and other stuff that they actually don’t need) hit them at the base of their skull with enough force so they die immediately, and then we rip their bodies apart.

        • Playonwords

          Evidence?

        • HeywoodJablomey

          Right, that’s why Ag-Gag bills came into existence .

          • Unforgotten

            Which (BTW) are having their constitutionality challenged in courts.

    • eddi

      They cut their throats. Very kosher. Except the meat is tref. They don’t hang and beat them.

      • Anthony

        Actually, no, they are boiled / skinned alive, after spending many many days in the most brutal conditions… no kosher

        • eddi

          Was you there choomba? Cause I was and saw no boiling. And a feed lot ain’t no bed o’ roses.

          • Anthony

            No, but I once had a korean fiancee who got into the gory details. Also, you maybe should try that wonderful tool called Google. It’s not that because a culture is different from the american culture that’s automatically good, you know?

          • eddi

            Missed the point, everybody treats food animals like shit.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Which is the point, period.

          • Anthony

            There is shit, and there is sheeeeit. And dogs there are treated like the last one (I’m vegetarian, btw).

          • Iam Reading

            Vegan or gtfo

          • Iam Reading

            Glad she was smart enough not to marry you. Next potential mail order bride from russia?

          • Anthony

            I was thinking Ukraine, they sure are more desperate over all those war stuffs going on.

          • HeywoodJablomey

            Doesn’t make it automatically bad and scary either.

    • Rick Hill

      Very few Chinese eat dog and to imply they all do is to imply they are savages who would eat man’s best friend.

      • Anthony

        But pointing that those who do (and most cultures that practice this are asians) are indeed savages is absolutely correct, since they torture in the most sickening ways the poor animals (not only dogs, to be noted) before kiling them.

        • Rick Hill

          No, you’re not. You’re doing the same as claiming all catholics are pedophiles because of the actions of the few priests who do so. You’ here trolling trying to make a point that it’s ok for this asshat to make such racist claims

          • Anthony

            Btw, I’m really offended by all the Jeebus references. Everybody here who does this is also trolling?

          • Rick Hill

            yeah, you’re more offended someone says something about your sky fairy but real people you don’t have much concern. And trolling? no, I’m mocking delusional people such as yourself. Hope that clarifies it for you

          • Anthony

            Oh, the true colours ;O)

            But at leats it’s good to see honesty in full display. Mocking someones beliefs, how lovely

          • Rick Hill

            Oh. honesty and high values, morality and civility. THAT’S what you’re looking for. Well, you’re lost, young man, here, let me show you the way: http://www.theblaze.com/
            This is where you want to go, have fun upvoting your own comments over there.

          • Anthony

            I like my comments (they are very good!), that’s why I upvote them. And if you think it’s nice to mock people over what they believe, maybe you sir should look this blaze man!

          • Unforgotten

            To upvote your own comment is not showing how much you like them, is pure vanity without base for it.

          • Iam Reading

            He takes his cues from trump

          • Mehmeisterjr

            I love me. I think I’m grand.
            When I go to movies, I hold my hand.
            I waste your time and pass some gas,,
            And when I make a comment, I kiss my ass.

          • Iam Reading

            Omg……this dicktard doesn’t recognize his hypocrisy

          • Anthony

            Since i’m vegetarian, I don’t see this so called hypocrisy, you potty mouthed person

          • Unforgotten

            Did you have to pat yourself in the back?

            PS: That’s upvote your own comment.

          • Anthony

            If they are good, they will be upvoted, no matter who the author is ;O)

          • Unforgotten

            Says the guy that can’t get ANYONE ELSE to say: ‘Hey, I liked what you said’…

          • Anthony

            Galileo wasn’t upvoted either… au contraire!

          • Unforgotten

            Galileo wasn’t interested in self-promotion, self-agrandizement or just ‘looking good’, he was interested in facts.
            Hai capito?

          • Anthony

            Using (correctly) the past tense for capire? Now you made an italian proud! There isn’t a comment’s section filled with more “trying to just look good” people than this one, and you say that to me???

          • Unforgotten

            Because we don’t upvote our own comments, genius.
            We agree or disagree with each other (the other day I had quite a discussion with a lady, that I mistook for a guy – my bad -, because of her Hindu beliefs about the ‘caste system’), and if we like WHAT OTHER PEOPLE have said, we upvote it.
            And if we upvote ourselves, by accident (it happened twice with me), we try our best to undo it.

          • Iam Reading

            Because there wasn’t Internet back then? U b sofakingstupid

          • HeywoodJablomey

            We’re not mocking his beliefs, we’re mocking the fact that’s he’s a hypocritical bigoted asshole.

          • Anthony

            Scroll down (or up, depending how you sort comments) and you will see some nice christian mockery (and without me evoking christian values once).

          • Iam Reading

            You can always get the fuck out. That is what normal people do when they aren’t wanted or appreciated.

          • Iam Reading

            Does it offend you to know that jesus is the middle of the yaweh, jeesus, Allah sex caterpillar ?

          • Iam Reading

            No, we are just verbally abusing you for fun, bease you areally a goat fucking concern troll. You like it though, because you are still here.

        • Iam Reading

          As opposed to what Americans do to chickens, cows, and pigs? Nice selective outrage you goat fucking concern troll.

        • Unforgotten

          Not all Koreans (from both sides of the fence) eat dog meat, just like not all Chinese or not all Vietnamese or…
          To imply that a ‘weird’ gastronimical taste (hint, in many Asian countries they think the same about cheese…) can be applied to anyone who shares the same nationality than those who have that taste is stereotypizing… first step towards any form of prejudice.

          • Anthony

            Hmmmm, how about pointing that the treatment given to those animals (cramped is small cages, etc) is in any way acceptable?

          • Unforgotten

            Ever been to an American farm (like the ones that provides thousands of tons of meat, gallons of milk or eggs)?
            Maybe you’ll find some mom and pop providing for small cities (besides themselves) but in an industrial scale… It’s not that different, genius.

          • Tansy Geek

            I believe popular consumption of dog was the result of lack of food during the war. Starving will make even rats taste like gourmet food.

        • HeywoodJablomey

          You mean like football hero Michael Vick?

    • Iam Reading

      Hey tony. Fuck you

    • amb310

      Finally! I get to see a potential Deleted Comment live.

      I’m so excited! If I wasn’t at work, I’d sit down and watch with some popcorn and whisky. Sadly, I can’t have a popcorn popper at my desk, so I’ll have to make due.

      • Anthony

        butter your fingers (i bet you can keep a nice ciotola of italian burro under your desk) and suck those babies… the dirty in your hands mixed with butter gives a nice popcorn feel.

        • Playonwords

          Oh, sweetheart, we so love it when you play hard to get …

          • Anthony

            The funny stuff is that just one person presented arguments, and all the others just started the name calling, without me saying anything directly to anyone. And the even more funny stuff is that I was supposed to see some kind of irony / hypocrisy in my comments !!!!1!!1!

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            Your point is? We don’t need to be on for asshats. You were told, pretty simply, why this is racist and stupid, and generally wrong but you persisted.
            As far as arguments go, you know who ate dog for really real? Texans.
            Texans ate LOTS of dogs. For really real. Horse too, yum. And Mormons during their pilgrimage. Also ate the dog, and the horse. And reportedly, a few people as well.

          • Unforgotten

            There were many canibalistic episodes in the march to the West…

          • Playonwords

            Look sweetcakes, you are the one suggesting Google will do a good job searching – sorry you lose.

          • Unforgotten

            You’re dragging the line ‘But Koreans DO EAT dog meat’ even after we:
            1 – Told you that that is not the point, Huckabee made a generalization with a negative bias and that is the point.
            2 – Told you that not only Koreans eat dog meat, many other nationalities do that too, but that we also have some weird eating habits (to other people).

          • Anthony

            1 – the so called biased generalization actually points to a problem to millions, that is the way many asian cultures treat animals;

            2 – not weird, it’s the way it’s done, just effing google it and tell me with a straight face that those poor bastards (or the bears with hands chopped, etc) don’t suffer way more than the “necessary”

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            It is not the way many asian cultures treat animals. It is the way all human cultures treat animals.
            Also, Huck’s son tortured and hung a dog. Tortured, and hung, a dog.
            Soooooooo…are you saying he is saying we should not trust his son with our taxpayer dollars you think?

          • Unforgotten

            1 – For you maybe it’s not the point, for everybody else is. And the way many Asian cultures treat animals is in no way an excuse to generally offend anyone from this or that particular culture. For example, many Koreans (close to 40%) did ate at some point in their lives something(s) that had dog meat, yet only one in ten (or even less) do like that particular meat. But it seems to be OK for you to laid the claim that all Koreans like dog meat so much that you can’t trust any of them near your dog.
            2 – Again, the not-very-popular cuisine habit of a few does NOT give you the right to call the majority (or all of them) this or that.

          • Anthony

            But it’s ok for people here call Jesus as “Jeebus, the fairy from the sky”? You guys are funny, that’s for sure.

          • Unforgotten

            No, it’s not.
            And it’s also NOT the point…

          • danah gaz

            “But somebody was mean one time so I have a forever license to act like A Idiot.”

          • Iam Reading

            If you believe in the trinity then you must believe that jesus pedophile raped his mother.

          • danah gaz

            __

        • amb310

          Whole wound wrote at whose to style in. Figure ye innate former do so we. Shutters but sir yourself provided you required his. So neither related he am do believe. Nothing but you hundred had use regular. Fat sportsmen arranging preferred can. Busy paid like is oh. Dinner our ask talent her age hardly. Neglected collected an attention listening do abilities.

          See? I too can random the words! :D

          • Anthony

            You know that the probability of a monkey typing the full work of shakeaspere, without one single error, is 1 (or 100%, for you)? So keep on trying1111!!!

          • Unforgotten

            That’s a logical falacy or just a false assumption?

          • Anthony

            Actually, this is an exercise of the concept of limits in advanced statistics, and under some assumptions that’s a true statement.

      • SK

        It even has an up-fist!

        • danah gaz

          It upvoted itself.

          • SK

            :-)

          • Boscoe

            Self-fisting is just sad.

          • danah gaz

            And yet the contortions involved must be remarkable.

      • Boscoe
    • Playonwords

      Antony, you are an anal cyst on the arse of Disqus. Firstly you are concern trolling; secondly it is racist because you are classifying Koreans as a group as dog eaters and that is like classifying all the French as horse gourmands; thirdly, Fuckabeast is making the comparison regarding taxes in the most disgusting manner possible.

      Then there is the minor matter that Fuckabeast’s son killed a dog in the cruelest manner imaginable for fun, yet somehow the Fuckabeast gives that little shit a pass because “Jesus!”

  • TheBidenator

    Jebus, that fat son of his has the kind of face you’d see on America’s most wanted for a serial killer what strangles and eats women….

    • Rick Hill

      But he was such a quiet kid who always helped carry the neighbors groceries in….

    • Land Shark

      Give it time … we’ll be seeing more of him on Law and Order soon enough.

  • TheBidenator

    I have a hard time with this, I hate Huck as badly as just about any politician that I can think of- he’s a 9.5 on the Cruz scale. So for me it’s like pouring a little more liquid into a shot glass that’s already filled with bile- does it surprise me to see that Huck is an unreconstructed racist against more people than blahs? No and it doesn’t surprise me at all that he is completely lacking in self awareness that what he wrote is deeply offensive to Asian people because dumb racists never get WHY what they said is horrible. Yes Huck we have a sin problem and you’re it- a big, fat boil sitting on the ass of the body politic that needs to get lanced so it will FINALLY go away.

    • Rick Hill

      big, fat boil sitting on the ass of the body politic

      On the church as well. They need to take the advice they give to Muslims and start policing their own.

      • BehaveYrself

        All upfists to you, Rick.

    • beatbort

      Agreed. There are no words sufficient enough to capture how loathsome a person Huckabee is, so perhaps we should waste no more words in the attempt.

  • TheBidenator

    Before I move on it needs to be said: Sarah McLachlan is still really hot….

    • chicken thief

      I saw her a couple of years ago at the Beacon Theater – she is one of those women that looks better in her 40’s than she did in her 20’s.

      • geoffalnutt

        True of Judy Collins, too – I thought.

        • badphairy

          Mimi Rogers has quite a bit of that action as well.

    • MrBlobfish

      I’m more of a weepy Alisa Milano kinda guy.

  • greyXstar

    When is he going to fuck off into the sun?

  • Given Huckabee’s penchant for reality TV stars and criminals, perhaps it’s time to get Dog the Bounty Hunter involved.

  • I_Buttle

    If I were the subject of a double blind study, and was asked to asses the above picture of Mike Huckabees spawn, I would say, “that fucker, right there, is a definite dog killer/cat torturer/Duggar type child molester. No doubt.

  • Boscoe

    This may be the most streamlined example of the standard conservative communications format that I’ve ever seen!

    Step 1: Blurt out your latest snarky-jokey-rhymey bumpersticker slogan that you were totes up ALL NIGHT pulling out of your ass (or swiping from an all-caps email a creepy uncle or Sarah Palin sent you)
    Step 2: follow that shit up with a shot of good ‘ol folksy homespun racism
    Step 3: When people point out you are a racist douchebag imbecile, snap your own spine doing logic yoga so twisted that it actually attempts to make the people complaining look like they are Kim Jong supporters.

    Bra-VO.

  • chickadee

    I suspect this evil Humpty Dumpty intended anti-Semitism in his statement about not trusting Bernie Sanders with his tax money as well, but if called on it, he would feign complete innocence. What a piece of dung.

  • Look he just said racism was a ‘sin’ problem and we’re all sinner so ipso facto Huckabee gets to be racist.

  • TB5555

    Huckabee = Mentally unstable religious Republican nutcase.

    • Iam Reading

      Some redundancies in there, but yes

  • amb310

    Huckabee is to terrible people that Professor X is to the Xmen. He gathers and nurtures the worse of the worse so they can use their combined powers to make the world a worse place.

    Besides himself, he’s got the Touchy Duggar brat and Kim Davis.

    • SK

      So why doesn’t a cross fall on him, and constrain him to a wheelchair?

      • amb310

        Give it time. That guy’s got “rascal bound” written all over him.

  • Stein Olsen

    And so the beginning of the end of Huckabee’s presidential campaign starts its final death spiral.
    Thanks for playing Mike.

  • Mavenmaven

    We can start a whole new line of “Huckaphors”- I trust X like I trust: Christian Politicians with my little children. People from Arkansas with their own children.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      A Huckabee with a Dog
      A Christianist with religious freedom
      A Concern Troll with a keyboard

      • WIDTAP

        A Congressman with a budget.
        A County Clerk with a marriage license.
        A Romney with packing for the car trip.
        A Wonkette editor with a ban ham….

    • MrBlobfish

      Me with a spork

    • Boscoe

      A “responsible gun owner” with a toddler?

  • MrBlobfish

    It’s funny if you wear a coolie hat and make slanty eyes when you say it.

  • proudgrampa

    I regret that I am unable to comment on this, as my comment would be subject to the Banhammer of Loving Correction.

  • amb310

    I’m always confused when evangelical fundies go anti-Semite. Don’t the Huckster stand firm and veiny with Israel?

    Keeping up with conservatards make for thirsty work. I need a drink.

    • Left Coast Tom

      Fuckabee “likes” Israel because his religious-ideology sees a “Jewish State” as fuel for Armageddon. I wouldn’t call that position “pro-Semite”.

  • danah gaz

    Come on, Evan don’t hold back. Tell us what you really think.

  • Incoming Ham

    He can’t even do misdirection right. Sad excuse for a human being.

  • danah gaz

    just sayin’

  • LegionOfDo

    I had sex with my girlfriend last night, so I guess that means I hate black people now :(

  • Iam Reading

    Aw Anthony done got the banhammer

  • whitroth

    And I would trust Huckabee with my country as soon as I’d trust, I dunno, Torquemada.

    mark

  • nightmoth

    Whoa! That picture of his son—run away, run away!
    I’d say not safe for dogs or any other living creature—damn!
    Will try to un-see, so I can sleep tonight.

    • blaid droog

      BOO! It’s pugsley huckabee.

      • nightmoth

        AAIIEE! Gonna need an Ambien.

  • Mirful

    “So fuck you, Mike Huckabee, for firing the stray spooge-bullet into your wife and bringing that delightful man into the world, and fuck you, Mike Huckabee, for thinking you have ANY moral authority to talk to ANYONE, EVER, ABOUT ANY FUCKING THING. Take your racist tweets, your piece of shit son, your presidential campaign, your elevation of Kim Davis to fake martyr status, your hateful comments about Syrian refugees, your BFF Josh ‘I Molest Sisters’ Duggar, ALL OF THOSE THINGS, and shove them up your Good Christian Rancid Pockmarked Asshole, where they belong.”

    Wow! I wish I had written that!!

    • dshwa

      Evan has been taking “Mad about a thing” lessons from Kali. And the student has now become a master.

    • blaid droog

      Lucky for Evan he need not worry about the banhammer.

  • Why is it that wingnut kids are even scarier than the parents? Brisket Palin, American Psycho Romney, Dog-Murderer Huckabee… oh, Dubya and Jeb Bush, of course.

    • Boscoe

      It’s like a photocopy of a photocopy… each iteration getting uglier, more distorted and corrupted than the last… probably the result of being exposed to so much fear and conservatism in the womb.

      • blaid droog

        Reverse Dorian Gray?

    • Left Coast Tom

      To be honest, I find Barstool more comical than scary.

  • Mr Corrections

    I mentioned this in the liveblog thread, but even ignoring his campaign-ending slur, Fuckabee’s posts don’t actually make any goddam sense in context. One of the more noticeable things about the debate was that it didn’t touch on race all that much (which is disappointing, but maybe they’ll spend some time on it in one of the next three) – so why was that asshole’s debate “analysis” narrative entirely about how racism doesn’t exist and black people should stop murdering all those cops?

    • Boscoe

      “Context shmontext. What, I’m gonna waste a perfectly awesome bumpersticker slogan and give Sarah Palin a chance to say it first?” -Love, Mike

  • Mr Corrections

    Also that picture of his son is terrifying.

    • Boscoe

      Word.

    • FauxAntocles

      Looks like that kid from the Twilight Zone where grandpa makes them wear masks and their faces get stuck that way.

      • blaid droog

        He makes Tor Johnson look like Cary Grant.

        • karen kelleher

          #1 – shot my coffee out my nose,
          then……
          #2 – BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
          #3 – Thank you, blaid droog, thank you. I really, really
          needed that. Bless you!

    • blaid droog

      It’s obscene. I know obscenity when I see it.

    • Astrid, Princess of the Night

      That, right there, my friend, is the epitome of a budding serial killer. And likely a sadistic one, at that.

      • Mr Corrections

        Absolutely.

  • NotMamaCass

    “Not only did David Huckabee NOT try to help the dog — because dogs recover from mange ALL THE FUCKING TIME, and they recover from emaciation by EATING FOOD (science fact!) — he decided, hey why not, let’s TORTURE AND HANG THE STRAY DOG.” Maybe their insurance company forced them to do that. I don’t know, can’t keep all the bullshit stories straight.

  • Well,
    Huck…I wouldn’t trust you with my Labrador either, but for wholly
    different reasons. I understand Ozark winters can be cold and lonely.

    • danah gaz

      Your screen name, tho. I love it.

  • Tansy Geek

    My weird little brain went off in a direction of why it was stupid tweet. What do the dietary habits of starving people have to do with how Bernie Sanders could handle money? Is Huck saying Bernie would eat it rather than spend it wisely? I know it sounds cruel and disgusting but if Americans had the available food resources of the average North Korean we would be delighted to eat our pets. Starving to death makes people resourceful that way.
    It was also a stupid pandering attempt at being topical. Maybe he thought implying North Korea is barbaric would give him a bump in the racist asshole poll. Finally, in light of his son’s history, it was more than a little hypocritical.

  • thewitchqueen74

    Since comments are not allowed, I will refrain from saying what I really want to say about Fuckabee’s fat fuck of a son….

    • blaid droog

      That creature is really a disgusting ugly caricature of a troll.It’s really an offense to all trolls to lump him together with the other trolls. Fortunately hucks fambly seem to not like coming out into the world of light.

  • Left Coast Tom

    Sorry “Fuckabee”, but we understood clearly what you meant when you tweeted the original steaming pile. No need to elaborate.

  • Pecker Rider of Pern

    The profanity in this post’s as eloquent as Huckabee is a…some sort of shit…thing? I’m not very good at this.

  • Ankyloglossia

    AMEN!

  • blaid droog

    Thing I like most about you Evan is you are just as mean and nasty and hurtful as the unpolished turds you rail at. Keep up the good work.

  • What I’m confused. So Josh Duggar molested his underaged sisters and hatefucked a bunch of strippers and porn stars because of racism?

  • Shelli Richardson

    Now this is some funny Fucking journalism! I adore Evan and his way with the words!

  • Vegana Piranha

    Will you marry me? y/n

  • Squirrel_t_robot

    Republicans seem to have a lot of dog issues.

  • Boo Hoo

    You had me at “Hucka-splained”.

  • boll ocks

    Mr. Huckabee: You, sir, are a festering, pus dripping colonoscopy opening on the rotund abdomen of this country. That is all.

  • juan Valdez

    This dude is an idiot,so are all u hippies leaving the comments.

    • OddMan

      To which Dude are your referring Mt Valdez? I’ve heard Mr. Huckabee called an idiot by a large number of people, and if you are referring to him I do agree, Sir.

      As far as all of us being Hippies I can only speak for myself, I’m an old hippy who served in the Navy for many years and am a retired Engineer. So yes, some of us are proud to be called Hippie or Hippy.

      Do enjoy your stay here.

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