Who Let A Girl Into Donald Trump's Sausage Party? Liveblogging The GOP Debate
If you can pick out the Girl Reagan, you win an Obamaphone!
Lord have mercy what the fuck was that? It was the Kids' Table Debate, for the kids! Now let's watch the real Top Ten candidates, and also Carly Fiorina as "Carly," clawing each other to death (MEOW HISS!), and making each other bleed from their wherevers.
About 14 zombies were babbling about how to be the best louche, douche, dumb-dumb, greedy mother fucker in the western hemisphere. They speak a strain of American not always easy to understand. My husband and I both awoke to hangover headaches even though we only shared 1 beer. We're filing a lawsuit against CNN for fucking with our brainwaves, malicious disturbance of our morals, and attempted destruction of our souls.
MOAR BABBY PICS!! Only thing worth seeing in this god-forsaken debate