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OK that headline may be overselling this a little bit. Hillary Clinton is 67, and she is a white grandma lady, so we can forgive her for not having the moves of a Beyoncé or a Michelle Obama. But she’s trying!

Hillary went on the Ellen DeGeneres Teevee Lesbian LOL Giggles Hour, and the full interview aired Thursday, but Ellen went ahead and released this clip of Hillz trying to learn to do the “Whip” and the “Nae Nae,” which are hippy-hoppy dances yr Wonkette has heard of, due to they are sweeping the nation!

So, according to the very serious news source The Hill, the “Nae Nae” is a dance you do to the song “Watch Me” by a rappity-hopper named Silento. Other moves from the song, which Clinton will have to perfect if she EVER wants to be president, are the Stanky Leg, the Yule, and the Superman.

According to a new poll, Bernie Sanders is already doing the Stanky Leg on Hillary in Iowa, and he almost broke a goddamned hip, so GET OFF YOUR EMAIL AND STOP DOING BENGHAZI, HILLARY, do you even want to WIN THIS?

For a very good demonstration of the Nae Nae, we go now to the badass morning news team at Action News 5 in Memphis, Tennessee, where yr Wonkette lives! We like our news people, because on top of being great at the news, they also do dumb shit like this, for our entertainment:

Hillary should also probably learn to Hit The Quan, oh look, the Action New 5 ladies can help with that too:

In conclusion, Memphis news is better than yours and also this post is about Hillary Clinton dancing on the Ellen show.

 

[The Hill / Ellen Show]

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  • marxalot

    If I lived in Memphis, I’d buy a TV just to watch that news crew.

  • Angry_Cop

    Damn, you’ve got some fine local talent there. Far better than in my part of the world.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    This is what I get for watching WREG (channels 3, 803, and 1103 on Comcast Memphis) instead of the channels 5.

    You forgot to tell everybody we’re going to having live midget wrestling at the Delta Fair.

    • elviouslyqueer

      I heard about that! (I’m still not about to drive clear across town to see it, mind you, but even so.)

  • The Nae Nae, The Stanky Leg, The Yule, The Superman.

    Now that’s some news I can use (on the lovely Ms. White come sexy time).

    • Villago Delenda Est

      GANG-HAM STYLE!

  • elviouslyqueer

    Aaaaaaaand Bill Clinton FTFW.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Would not surprise me to hear that Bill likes to superman, but more in the “urban dictionary”sense of the term.

      • morriganinoregon

        sssswwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccckkkkKKKKKKKKKKK! google at own risk
        oh, goodness, I didn’t need to know any of that .

  • Skwerl King

    Amendment XII: “..The person having the greatest number of votes for President, shall be the President, if such number be a majority of the whole number of Electors appointed; and if no person have such majority, then the five candidates with the highest number of votes shall hold a “pants off -dance off ” in the chamber of the House of Representatives. The people shall judge the best moves and choose immediately, by texting PREZDANCEOFF to 070476, the President.”

  • elviouslyqueer

    The Nae Nae, The Stanky Leg, The Yule, The Superman.

    I’ll take “What are things that have higher popularity ratings than Bobby Jindal?” for $400, Alex.

    • Alex Grey

      I’m pretty sure brutally torturing puppies is more popular then Bobby Jindal…

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Pubic lice and the Black Plague both rate higher.

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    • diogenez
    • Drew Miner

      This comment has a higher popularity that Bobby Jindal, on a website that DOESN’T EVEN ALLOW COMMENTS!

  • DerrickWildcat

    lol girls.

  • Comrade Wingtardd 5467p

    Please, please no one post that Miley Chicken picture … PLEASE you will trigger me

    • Takoma DC

      Are you allergic to pan-sexual poultry?

    • Markuserektus

      You know you wanna whip out the old baster and give her a juicin’

    • Alex Grey

      How about a Pinkie Chicken?

  • elviouslyqueer

    Your move, Fox and Friends.

    • Comrade Wingtardd 5467p

      They will, but they’re – shockingly – a little behind the times

      • Dee Andee

        Anything not to remind the watchers how fecking OLD they are.

        • weejee

          ♪ Come on baby
          Let’s do the twist ♪

          • Querolous

            266A

          • Querolous

            ♪one, two, cha cha cha ♪

      • Billy Rubin

        Twenty-three skidoo! Ha-cha-cha!

  • Gleem-McShinez

    The Stanky Leg? What, does David Vitter have a saggy diaper that leaks?

    • Zippy

      You’re thinking of Uncle Ted

    • timpundit

      You’re also fired.

      • zerosumgame0005

        saw that story, what whiny diaper-baby he is!

  • Callyson

    At least she had the good sense not to rap:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      That was terrible.

      • LarkintheAM

        He got no flo.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      This is why the Gregory asshat is often referred to as “Dancin’ Dave”.

    • Takoma DC

      I just puked into my frontal lobe to wipe my memory clean. What were you sayin’?

    • You inhuman monster.

  • Tallmutha

    Please somebody tell Ted Cruz this wasn’t meant as a challenge.

  • Callyson

    Besides, she did this dance better:

    https://media.giphy.com/media/4JCkl8G5bCz8A/giphy.gif

  • Msgr_Moment

    What is this hippity hop of which you speak?

  • Watch me whip!

    • mailman27

      Clippity-clop?

  • Paperless Tiger

    Go Granny go Granny go Granny go.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      But parked in a rickety old garage is a brand new shiny red super-stock Dodge!

      • Querolous

        There once was a (ahem) “house” in Pasadena from which you could see City Hall. Or so I have been told.

      • mtn_philosoph

        She drives real fast and she drives real hard
        She’s the terror of Colorado Boulevard

  • Enfant Terrible

    Quick trip down Memory Lane: Bill Clinton is alleged to have danced the Macarena on Air Force One back in the day, and his performance was rated “very presidential”.

    • Zippy

      He was also known to have danced the Macanudo in the Oval Orifice

      • weejee

        We have a winner. Give the Zippster a cigar.

        • Zippy

          By the way, which one’s Pink?

          • mtn_philosoph

            And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
            We call it Riding the Gravy Train.

      • Takoma DC

        Hand rolled.

        • Zippy

          tongue tied

    • morriganinoregon

      I remember watching and all of us joining in “The Macarena” in 1996 at the end of the Democratic convention for Clinton’s second term. It was a ‘thing’ back then and “everyone” was “doing it.”

      • mtn_philosoph

        The last dance step that I learned was The Frug.

  • whatwhomever

    is this what she was apologizing for the other day? Not sure why Mrs. Greenspan thought this required an apology.

    • Takoma DC

      Because of public perception that she’s Lady Macbeth and BENGHAZI!!!!

    • Zippy

      Clinton Rules

      don’t ask…

  • Takoma DC

    Depends ‘Silhouettes’ have worked wonders for HRC. No lines or bulges.

    • weejee

      cold that

    • morriganinoregon

      oh, please, the smart money is on a catheter down the leg of her perennial pant suit.
      There is no stopping the woman. :)

    • zerosumgame0005

      seriously? how much of a hateful person are you?

      • Takoma DC

        It’s curious how it’s totally acceptable to make jokes about Sanders’ age but we cannot about Hillary Clinton?

        It was a joke. If you don’t care for it move on. There’s nothing “hateful” in my joke. The hate is in your mind. Stop projecting.

        Just like there wasn’t anything “hateful” in the joke about Sanders almost breaking his hip while dancing and my laughing at that scenario.

        • zerosumgame0005

          show me a joke I have made about his age?

          • Takoma DC

            Oh so you didn’t even bother to read Evan’s piece. Stfu.

          • zerosumgame0005

            hum, I read it, you accused me making age jokes about Bernie now you shriek like a babby for me to STFU. nah I’ll say whatever I want

          • Takoma DC

            I never accused you of anything. You obviously didn’t read Evan’s piece. Say whatever you like. But don’t make ignorant remarks. Have the common sense to read the writer’s article and then perhaps you’ll understand the comments section. Good day! I said, “Good day!”

          • stevola

            When can we make jokes about politicians’ ages? I don’t know, depends.

          • Takoma DC

            According to Wonkette’s rules – any time you like.

          • stevola

            Yep, see Rule 6.

          • BattyKitch

            Thank you. These buzz killin bitchez with their knickers knotted were gettin on my nerves with that ‘I know you are but what am I?’ BS.

          • zerosumgame0005

            and I say who the fuck cares what you say? you are a liar and a fool and a troll.

          • Takoma DC

            Are you in distress? Are you ok?

            You were angry about a joke I made which was totally in line with Evan’s article. It would be extrememly logical for you to read the Wonkette article which corresponds to the comments you’re reading. This is a joke website. It’s that simple.

            Good day!

          • zerosumgame0005

            so you lied, I am used to that from morons blindly supporting someone they have no real knowledge of

        • I honestly haven’t seen a joke about a politician’s age since McCain…

  • Juan de Fuca
    • Amy!

      Now there’s somebody who got that ol’ activist god off his butt to do some smiting.

      • Juan de Fuca

        She’s a very classy goddess also, too!

    • LarkintheAM

      Ow. That hurts to watch.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Thanks to the innnertubez, about 90% of YouTube fans seem to think that this is real.

      • Juan de Fuca

        It’s F’Book official Bubba so it must be true.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Huh – they’ve even made it a “fatal” event!
          I should set up a GoFundMe site to benefit her children…. no telling how much I could grift.

          • Juan de Fuca

            Haha!

  • timpundit

    Chubby, old, white people, lurching to music. She’s working on Ohio, early, good for her.

    • drbloor

      The section of Ohio she needs to work on doesn’t approve of dancing to syncopated music.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    This has not yet made its way to the backwaters of NYC news shows. We miss out on a lot of USAmerican culture.

  • AnOuthouse

    But what’s her favorite bible verse?

    • Shibusa

      Ecclesiastes 3:4: A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance…

    • Vecciojohn

      “There’s a sucker born very minute”? Oh wait, that’s Jeb!’s favorite.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Then Miriam the prophet, Aaron’s sister, took a timbrel in her hand, and all the women followed her, with timbrels and dancing.
      Exodus 15:20

    • Msgr_Moment

      Psalm 42.7. Chaos calls to chaos, to the tune of Whitewater rapids.

    • Takoma DC

      Esther 5:3

      And the king said to her, “What is it, Queen Esther? What is your request? It shall be given you, even to the half of my kingdom.”

    • dslindc

      No, that’s a private matter. Only LOSERS answer that question!

  • A Grumpy Cat

    SOMEONE WHO MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A GOOD DANCER!

  • SnarkOff

    Damn. I work in print. No newsroom I’ve ever been in includes staffers who do the Nae Nae.

  • kdl
    • lesterthegiantape

      I love this so. Bet they fired the awesome lady.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    “I’m a much better dancer. You wouldn’t believe how good I am.”
    -Donald Trump

    • Takoma DC

      Trump LOVES dancing! He’s a yuuuuuge dancer!

      • Just terrific, the classiest dancer there is. The rest of those losers can’t even do the chicken dance at weddings.

  • LarkintheAM

    What does hippity-hop have to do with an Hawaiian goose?

  • VandeGraf

    This is really too much. Nothing– NOTHING!– could induce me to watch Hillary twerk. Maybe– just maybe!– for a laugh, Rand Paul. That might render a chuckle. But Hillary? It’s hacking up a hairball time!

    • lesterthegiantape

      Rand Paul would shit his madras shorts if he tried to twerk. It would be like a scat rickroll.

      • lesterthegiantape

        OMG scat rickroll, now I have to put my head in the oven

  • Enfant Terrible

    Maybe that’s not something a 60-something person should try in public, but not that bad. I’ve seen much worse from much younger.

    https://youtu.be/iJrmjxBRhuk

    • marindenver

      S’ok. The music and lyrics they produced pretty much cancel out any “white British guy” dancing disabilities.

    • actor212

      I thought the whole point of that scene was to parody the dance musical?

      • i think it was and ‘mother’s little helper’ was more to the point.

        and earlier.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    What would Bernie do…..?

    • zerosumgame0005

      not be a jerk about it. he, unlike so many of his supporters, has some real class

      • Takoma DC

        Yes. I noticed many HRC supporters are emotional knee jerking automatons.

    • Takoma DC

      The Socialist Slide.

  • Sheesko

    Looks like that $300-an-hour (plus expenses, which are a LOT) personal trainer is paying off.

  • JohnnyZhivago2

    Is this part of her scheduled “act like a spontaneous human” program

    • Juan de Fuca

      Seems like it. Next stop is a 9PM stroll down Bourbon St. on a Friday night for beads.

      • I have a lot of respect for Hillary, but I do not want to see what she’ll do for N’Orleans beads…

        • Juan de Fuca

          Agreed on both counts :)

        • dshwa

          She’d be repeatedly tazing Bill, duh.

          • Brazilian Fart Porn

            Hello!

    • Takoma DC

      Lol. Exactly my thoughts.

  • Me not sure

    This seems appropriate.

    Do You Love Me

    By The Contours

    You broke my heart ’cause I couldn’t dance,
    You didn’t even want me around.
    And now I’m back to let you know I can really shake ’em down.

    Do you love me?
    (I can really move, )
    Do you love me?
    (I’m in the groove.)
    Now do you love me?
    (Do you love me now that I can dance?)
    Watch me, now.
    (Work, work)
    Ah,work it out baby.
    (work, work)
    Well, you’re drivin’ me crazy.
    (work, work)
    With just a little bit of soul, now
    (work!)
    Now I can mash potatoes, I can do the twist,
    Tell me, baby, do you like it like this?
    Tell me,
    (Tell me,)
    Tell me.

    Do you love me?
    (I can really move, )
    Do you love me?
    (I’m in the groove.)
    Now do you love me?
    (Do you love me now that I can dance?)
    Watch me, now.
    (Work, work)
    Ah,work it out baby.
    (work, work)
    Well, you’re drivin’ me crazy.
    (work, work)
    With just a little bit of soul, now
    (work!)
    Now I can mash potatoes, I can do the twist,
    Tell me, baby, do you like it like this?
    Tell me,
    (Tell me,)

    © Gordy, Berry, Jr
    For non-commercial use only.

  • cousin itt

    I always liked the 80s dance song, “Walk Like an Erection”.

    • mtn_philosoph

      So let’s sink another drink
      ‘Cause it’ll give me time to think
      If I had the chance
      I’d ask the world to dance
      And I’ll be dancing with myself

  • jviscont1

    Edward R. Murrow lights another cigarette somewhere and ponders the possibilities if he could only tap his foot in rhythm.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    I think that Hillz (like Bernie) can score huge gains just by saying “Trump is right” about taxation, the economy, and the middle class. Agree with him on those points, and the reasons for voting for the vulgarian shrink dramatically. “He’s wrong about everything else” would be entirely expected, and would not cost votes that she’d otherwise get.

  • dshwa

    There are times when I don’t really mind my uncool dorky white boy nerd status. This is one of them.

  • dshwa

    OT, but Harry Reid was in full “Eat a dick, Yertle,” mode about the Iran deal earlier in the Senate:
    “It’s over. Of course, they can bring it up for a vote another 60 times and try to break their Obamacare record if they want, but it’s over.”
    “This isn’t any different than what he [McConnell] did hundreds of time over the past few years.”

    • HeywoodJablomey

      Oh SNAP!

  • lesterthegiantape

    Speaking of Hilary but completely off-topic, I was just over at Mother Jones and I think I got trolled by somebody on the Clinton payroll. I kid not. He was writing these beautifully crafted, manipulative scare posts about Sanders. They sound like trial balloons for the inevitable shitstorm of attack ads Clinton’s going to have to start putting up if the polls keep trending in Sanders’ direction.

    I wouldn’t normally think somebody was a paid troll — it’s far more rare than people think. But this guy. If Clinton’s actually got comment squatters on the top progressive websites, she must be more alarmed about Sanders than we think.

    Okay, but now that I wrote that all out, it looks like lunacy. I think I’m cracking up. Somebody hold me, I’m trembling. Yes, like that. Now lower.

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    • emaleroland

      Family reunion?

    • “I wouldn’t normally think somebody was a paid troll — it’s far more rare than people think.”

      Especially in these days when amateur, volunteer trolls will do the job for free.

      • lesterthegiantape

        TRUTH

    • Takoma DC

      In the last 2 presidential elections a few of my friends worked as staffers for candidates and that was their job. Some political orgs hire trolls as well. You’re not imagining it. It’s been a part of campaign strategy at least since 2008.

      • lesterthegiantape

        That is absolutely fascinating. And so insidious.

        • Takoma DC

          They were paid very well and likened it to old school tactics where political rivals sent plants to be in audience of opposing candidates to heckle, to chat with those in the crowd, and/or to spread mis-information. It’s the same thing but orchestrated online.

        • Takoma DC

          HRC is totally ok with dirty campaigning. Don’t forget the negative ads and comments from her and staff against Obama.

  • blaid droog

    She can twist the night away with whatever moves she is capable of, she can shake her booty with tom delay. She can even do the time warp again. She is and always will be a corporate shill. Put a dog mask on her and paint her blue.

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  • JD Mulvey

    If that Quan clip is at all representative, then yeah, Memphis news is better than mine.

  • Alex Grey

    Relevant?

  • actor212

    the “Whip” and the “Nae Nae,”

    Sound like things my hooker charges extra for.

  • Stein Olsen

    Judging from her jerky and zombie like movements Hillary doesn’t move much. Like this human activity is buried deep in her brain, and she has trouble remembering how. But it could be worse. It could be Chris Christie.

    • dshwa

      I suspect that there just isn’t much hippity hop dancing at State department functions. Besides, she almost 70, those joints probably just don’t move like they used to.

    • ryp

      You should see her do the frug, the swim, and the mashed potato.

      • Takoma DC

        And the Toll House Cookie

  • dslindc

    I dunno. I’m still thinking Left Shark > Hip Hop Hillz

    • AntiDerpomeme

      Left Shark is a legend. Ain’t nobody better.

  • Belasaurius

    that was like watching my mother dance.

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  • Wendel

    It was more entertaining when she tried to squeeze out a few tears over her beloved mother the other day. Failed big time.

  • John Hollingsworth

    Gosh, how old have I gotten? I remember when I first saw Hillary Clinton, she was the sexy MILFY library lady, now she’s the white grandma lady.

    • cleos_mom

      Of course if you personally knew her, she might react to seeing you in much the same way.

  • ryp

    By managing to look like she was participating in a senior center beginning Tai Chi class, Hillary embarrassed herself less than if she’d actually tried to dance.

  • mtn_philosoph

    In conclusion, Memphis news is better than yours

    God DAMN!!!!

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