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If only he were still in charge, said no one

In an alternate universe that, thank the maker, exists only in the fevered imagination of Dark Lord Dick, wherein a majority of Americans democratically elected Cheney (or his sockpuppet George, whatever), we are preparing to shock-n-awe Iran right … about …. now:

In a speech slamming President Obama’s Iran deal — which Congress is debating this week — former Vice President Dick Cheney suggested that only the threat of military action could prevent Iran from developing a nuclear weapons program.

Cheney, in his capacity as a private citizen who has no authority over anything, set forth a list of demands for Iran regarding its nuclear program that, in Cheney’s never-wrong opinion, is far superior to the agreement made between actual world leaders to contain and monitor Iran’s nuclear program:

“If Iran chooses not to do so, they must understand the U.S. stands ready to take military action to ensure they do not acquire a nuclear weapon,” Cheney said, receiving applause from the audience. He went on to outline previous circumstances when the U.S. and its allies used force to attack a country’s nuclear weapons program. […]

“Iran will not be convinced to abandon its programs peacefully unless it knows it faces a military action if it refuses to do so.”

This, as we all recall from our revisionist history textbooks, was the same highly effective strategy employed by the Cheney administration to force Iraq to abandon its weapons program, thereby preventing a war that has lasted more than a decade, bankrupted America, and cost thousands of lives, in the name of peace and liberty.

Of course, as Cheney explained to Chris Wallace on “Fox News Sunday,” all of these threats of military force against Iran could have been avoided if only the Obama administration had forced the Cheney administration to do something about Iran’s nuclear program back when Cheney was still in the Oval Office:

“You and President Bush, the Bush-Cheney administration, dealt with Iran for eight years, and I think it was fair to say that there was never any real, serious military threat,” Wallace noted. “Iran went from zero known centrifuges in operation to more than 5,000.”

“So in fairness, didn’t you leave — the Bush-Cheney administration — leave President Obama with a mess?” the Fox News host asked.

In fairness, and also in reality, yes, that’s exactly what happened. The Bush-Cheney administration dropped a stinky dirty diarrhea dookie in Iraq, and Afghanistan, and some spots throughout “Old Europe,” and Dick has been complaining ever since that President Obama hasn’t wiped his crusty bunghole with a warm enough towelette. But in the iniquitous swamp that is Dick’s brain, that’s not how it happened at all:

“I don’t think of it that way,” Cheney replied. “There was military action that had an impact on the Iranians, it was when we took down Saddam Hussein. There was a period of time when they stopped their program because they were scared that what we did to Saddam, we were going to do to them next.”

“But the centrifuges went from zero to 5,000,” Wallace pressed.

“Well, they may have well have gone but that happened on Obama’s watch, not on our watch,” Cheney wrongly insisted.

“No, no, no,” Wallace fired back. “By 2009, they were at 5,000.”

We are completely not shocked that Dick oh so casually blamed the Obama administration for something that happened under the Cheney administration. We are, however, the slightest bit shocked that Chris Wallace pointed out that Dick Cheney is 100 percent completely opposite-of-that WRONG. But shrug, oh well, Dick still thinks it’s Obama’s fault anyway.

Meanwhile, in this world of liberally biased reality, Cheney’s successor has managed to not only secure the necessary votes for his deal with Iran to avoid bombing the country to smithereens for the next 10 years at least, but he now has enough support in the Senate to prevent Republicans who want war today, war tomorrow, war forever!!! from passing a resolution telling the president just how much they think he sucks for not letting them do war to Iran without all this waste-of-time “diplomacy”:

President Obama has clinched the 41 votes he needs to block a resolution disapproving of the Iran nuclear deal, sealing an important political victory over Republicans.

It’s a real shame we don’t live in the fantasy fugue state of conservative imaginations, isn’t it? Instead of dick-swinging and bomb-dropping and further destabilizing an already FUBAR’d region, and leading to the creation of even more powerful terrorist organizations that make has-been al Qaeda look like a group of Quaker grandma, we have to go through this pointless exercise of trying to avoid that. At least if Obama’s crazy idea of trying something new for a change fails, we always have endless war as a back-up plan.

[TPM / Rawstory / The Hill]

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  • ManchuCandidate
    • actor212

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  • SnarkOff

    Cheney 2016!

    • dslindc

      Satan libel!

  • TeenLaQueefa

    It’s not really “his” heart.

    • Nounverb911

      Dick, your heart transplant donor’s mother called, she wants the heart back.

  • Ryan Denniston

    Damn that time traveling Tyrant Obama, he strikes again!

  • Lizzietish81

    Just think, if McCain had won we could be entrenched in three countries in the Middle East right now, but they’d all at least be connected.

    • proudgrampa

      Yeah, and think of all the contracts Halliburton would have.

      • OneDemin EOr

        And how much cheaper gas would be! What?! It’s ALREADY cheap?
        Thanks, Obama!

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Oh, I’m sure that has nothing to do with this! Cheney would never suggest we should send young Americans to suffer and die unless he was personally going to –
        Wait, what? Cheney and Halliburton are connected? When Halliburton profits, Cheney profits?
        Never mind.

  • Lizzietish81

    His powers must be weak, he didn’t immediately unhinge his jaw and swallow Wallace whole.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Moar refugees please, said nobody.

    I am surprised he’s still using the same exact scare tactics he used on Iraq, though, and people don’t hold him down and waterboard him like he himself approves of.

  • Nounverb911

    Hey Dick! Are your grandchildren old enough to dodge the draft yet?

  • RoyalUglyDude

    Actual screencap from the interview:

    • Msgr_Moment

      Dick Cheney gives Hieronymous Bosch the heebie jeebies.

  • freakishlystrong

    Man, when Fux rebuts a flat out lie, Squint and Chuckie the Todd look even more like the hacks that they are. The “librul” media indeed. Pssst. “media”, quit giving this propagandist a platform to push his pack of lies. And his little daughter too.

    • proudgrampa

      Hear, hear!!!

    • Historicat

      No, I fully support allowing Cheney to say whatever he wants.

      As long as he’s saying it at The Hague.

  • ArgieBargie

    “So in fairness, didn’t you leave — the Bush-Cheney administration — leave President Obama with a mess?”

    What the fuck is going on with Fox News hosts, asking all journalist-ey questions and shit?

    • Nounverb911

      Licence renewal time?

    • actor212

      Hedging their bets?

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Is there a new org-charg in Hell? Perhaps climate change is affecting the underworld too?

    • Shibusa

      Maybe Ailes is afraid Trump will set his sights on FNC’s “journalists” next.

  • actor212

    Dick Cheney Is Bombing Iran Right Now, In His ‘Heart’

    In his….what, now?

  • exinkwretch

    I firmly believe that had St. Dick been given a free hand, all of our problems would have been solved. The world would be a smoking cinder and all of humanity would be dead, but there would be no problems. Man is an under-appreciated genius.

    • actor212

      If only Dick had a free hand, he’d have a grasp of the situation, you mean?

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Dick doesn’t have a free hand. He uses both hands to masturbate to pictures of Haliburton at work, Blackwater rent-a-military, and nuclear explosions.

      • artem1s

        gushing oil wells turning the gulf into a pool of black tar

  • diogenez
  • Yeah…

  • Skwerl King

    “only the threat of military action could prevent Iran from developing a nuclear weapons program”

    Wait, this was on the entrance exam to TRUMP Military Academy: “Your enemies are sharpening their swords and taking an aggressive posture, what should you as their leader do?”

    • OneDemin EOr

      Watch the Sunday morning talk shows for clues!

    • Kakkeltje

      If TRUMP Military Academy is anything like TRUMP university, the answer is ‘pay 25,000 dollar for an extra course to find out the answer’.

  • Randy Riddle

    If you have some time to waste, get a copy of the 1970s thriller “The Formula” with George C. Scott and Marlon Brando from Netflix.

    Brando plays an oil company exec who, of course, is behind a nefarious plot to manipulate the price of oil, Mid-East politics, etc.

    I swear, Marlon looks and sounds just like Dick Cheney in this thing. It’s uncanny.

    • Netflix has another movie with a good portrayal of Bush and Cheney. It’s called, “Beavis and Butthead do America.”

  • I agree that we could have made a much better deal with Iran. We could have given them Bush, Cheney, and Rice in exchange for any American prisoners they are holding.

    • Skwerl King

      Giving them a grain of rice would be a better deal for them.

      • OneDemin EOr

        True…but not as much fun to contemplate.

  • Spotts1701

    So Dick, when you go to buy a car do you threaten to burn down the dealership unless they give you everything you want?

    • I think he just gets Blackwater or whatever they are calling themselves this year to steal the car for him.

      • Swampay

        I think you mean “encourage the dealer to donate a car”

    • I believe that’s known in Republican circles as “Pulling an Issa”

    • TheBidenator

      That works? BRB :calls dealer:

    • SterWonk

      You couldn’t have mentioned this to MsAnthropesMister before he went car-shopping this weekend?

      • SterWonk

        MsAnthrope – Congrats on the new wheels! Sorry you had to take a hit to get them though. :-(

    • OneDemin EOr

      DMV won’t grant a driver’s license to Satan.

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    Kaili, where did you get the image? Captures the depraved war criminal so well.

  • Seaside

    CIA Briefing, ‘Dick Cheney Determined to Strike in US’.

  • Mavenmaven

    ISIS giggled through the whole speech.

  • BearGHAZI

    Slouching avatar of death on earth says what?

  • Scott1960

    Wait. When you say ‘His Heart’ do you mean the one buried in a landfill somewhere? Or the replacement one he harvested from an innocent child with his teeth?

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Just once, I’d like to see all politicians given a magic truth serum and then interviewed extensively. What’s the true answer here? “Chris, we were stretched too thin fighting two wars to do anything about it, plus we weren’t trusting our intelligence too much after that Iraq WMD thing.” How hard is that? But no – admit no mistakes, never apologize, never explain. Fascist.

    • marxalot

      “Chris, I didn’t care because I didn’t have a personal vendetta and there wasn’t any money to be made immediately, so we went after the poppy fields and knocked off Saddam to cross it off the list. There was plenty of time to massage Iran into a really good war later, but the Iran-Iraq conflict was such a loser shitshow that we knew they weren’t ready.”

  • dslindc

    I feel like the list of things Dick Cheney is bombing in his heart is a lot longer than just Iran. In fact, the shorter list would probably be those places not being bombed.

    • artem1s

      I’m thinking the not bombed areas might be limited to a secure location somewhere in WV.

  • timpundit

    can’t understand a word he’s saying with me imagining a git-mo hood over his head.

    • dslindc

      You mean “Enhanced Interviewing?”

  • stankbait

    Chris Wallace is one of the few FOX faces that will kick you in the nutsack when you have it coming.

    • cousin itt

      Thanks to his father.

    • But then Hannity will kiss it and make it all better.

  • cousin itt

    Dick’s pic.

  • JustPixelz

    And … Cheney maintains his PERFECT record of being wrong about everything every time.

  • Shibusa

    Cheney was so right when he called the Iraq invasion an “enormous success story” and when he said we Americans would “in fact, be greeted as liberators.” 4,493 dead (and 100,000+ wounded) US soldiers are a testament to how correct he was. Oh and Cheney was spot-on when he said in 2005 Al Qaeda was “in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency.” Iraq is the very model of peace and prosperity today and we have Bush and Cheney to thank.

    • ManchuCandidate

      ISIS approves this message.

    • actor212

      Americans would “in fact, be greeted as liberators.” 4,493 dead

      They were just returning the favor.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Iran’s nuclear build-up happened on Obama’s watch and Cheney kept us safe for 8 years. What’s so confusing? He did explain about all the timey-wimey stuff, right?

  • goonemeritus

    At least Cheney has stopped blaming Obama for the fall of Saigon.

    • willi0000000

      only in public.

  • JustPixelz

    “There was military action that had an impact on the Iranians, it was when we took down Saddam Hussein. There was a period of time when they stopped their program because they were scared that what we did to Saddam, we were going to do to them next.”

    Funny, because North Korea looked at that situation and said the only that would stop the U.S. doing the same to them was to get a nuke. Which they did. #ThanksCheney

  • TheBidenator

    I’ve been arguing with a wingnut who hilariously stated that Bush warned everyone if we left Iraq ISIS would be the result, which I countered with “Obama was following a status of forces agreement signed by W” the wingnut came back with “Obama signed the agreement which failed because Dubya didn’t want to leave.” I then countered with “Dubya negotiated and signed the agreement in 2008 which stated that all US combat troops would be out of Iraq by 2011” to which the wingnut came back and argued that “no way would John McCain get bullied into such an agreement” of which I countered with McCain’s tweet praising W as deserving credit for the last US combat troops leaving Iraq. I then asked said wingnut if he even knows what a legal construct like a status of forces agreement is and why Obama can’t just ignore it.
    I also stated that there were crickets from Cheney in 2008 when the agreement was being negotiated and signed and that if he really didn’t like it he should have spoken up then rather than taking political advantage to call Obama “weak”.
    …I now think that I may have been arguing with Dick Cheney given his own denial of reality, problem with dates and mobile goal post vehicles.

    • OneDemin EOr

      I admire your tenacity. Despite a plethora of evidence, RWNJs have just one response: Thanks, Obama!

    • Rick Hill

      You’re bringin facts to a bs fight…..

      • Shibusa

        Next time, just throw feces.

        • willi0000000

          throw first, throw most, throw hardest.

          [ pug commandment . . . can’t remember what number ]

    • chicken thief

      Your RWNJ’s are more coherent than the ones I deal with. If I say “Reagan granted amnesty to illegals” they come back with “what about Planned Parenthood selling baby parts?!!!!” or some other off the wall comment. At the start of each of my posts I have to remind them what the topic is.

  • Toomush_Infer

    Liz is looking at him throughout the interview with an expression that says: “What’s that smell – has daddy made a doody again?….

    • Gleem-McShinez

      He can’t help it! It’s the brimstone.

  • Gorillionaire

    That Dick can walk on to any stage or news set and do this kind of bald face lying anytime, at will, and not even flinch when he is called a liar means that everything he has perpetrated, from the 2000 election to the 9/11 debacle to the gutting of the US Treasury to the wars to torture to you name it has been neatly stacked away in the “done-pile” of his sociopathic mind.

  • Callyson

    Still avoiding the reality-based community, I see…

  • TheBidenator

    Cheney is just mad that Iran isn’t populated by African tribesmen so that he can just hire a death squad to get rid of them…that’s how he solved problems with people living on ‘our’ oil while at Halliburton.

  • nightmoth

    I wish that the family which donated the heart of their dearly departed to Dick Cheney would ask for it back!

    • JohnR

      I always figured some Chinese dissident was eliminated, his organs were sold off, and we taxpayers bought it for him.

    • AnOuthouse

      I don’t think he has a human one anymore. I think some welding robot got the pipe so Cheney could keep fear mongering.

  • Toomush_Infer

    Why do any of the media venues continue to have interviews with him and his sycophantic daughter? Are they bound by a satanic contract, or do they just want him for the LOLz?…

    • eddi

      It was Fox indulging in Barry-bashing because he won’t let them cover the Iran War.

  • FauxAntocles

    I’m sure the entire planet knows that when dealing with the USA, war is always on the table.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      We know this because all it took for Barry to get a peace prize was to get elected whilst NOT being a normal warchicken

  • Rick Hill

    Threat of military action was also nullified by Cheney & crew. Only war fetishizing right wingers take threat of military action seriously, considering the way we were hamstrung by their adventures in the Mid East. Start blustering at Iran would make them laugh and call the bluff.

  • JohnR

    If only Obama hadn’t ignored that PDB “Al Qaeda Determined to Attack in US” 911 wouldn’t have happened on Obama’s watch. Let us not forget if only Strom Thurmond had won instead of Obama we wouldn’t be having all these problems.

    • Rick Hill

      That’s silly. If only Obama and the other Democratic senators hadn’t caused Bush to focus on inventive ways to cut taxes for the rich, er, I mean, the American people, then he could have taken note of the threat posed by Al qaeda, Get your facts straight.

    • SnarkTank

      If only Obama hadn’t published “My Pet Goat” and designed so many great fucking golf courses, Dubya’s time in office would have gone so much differently than it did.

  • tinywriting

    Obama: Dangerously depleting America’s valuable supply of enemies.

    • Rick Hill

      A valuable, exploitable resource….

      • tinywriting

        I know and he’s, like, so pissing it away!

  • dshwa

    Uh oh control, Wallace is acting like a real journalist again. Tell his handlers to up his meds.

    • Spotts1701

      Time for another “treatment” Chris…

  • george gonzalez

    Someone should clue Cheney in to the facts: the military has tried, hard, to make bunker-buster bombs, but the Iranians can always just dig a little deeper, as they seem to have with their newer centrifuge refuge inside a mountain. And they HAVE enough U-235 right now, hidden away someplace far from the obvious targets, enough U-235 to make many bombs, easily and quickly, if they so wanted to, so pissing them off right now would not be a good thing, in fact, extremely downright dangerous. Cheney does not seem to have our best interests at heart, whatever is left of it. If we did as he suggests we would soon likely be poorer, broker, and missing a large city or two.

    • dshwa

      He and the rest of the warmonger crowd seem to think that we’ll win any conflict and live happily ever after like reality is some goddamn big screen action flick. We’re the good guys! We’ll win because,” is their attitude

    • eddi

      Maybe nothing that dramatic, but certainly losing a few hundred more soldiers and a mass of Iranian civilians.

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Good job, FOX staff! You can’t even see any signs of all the garlic and crucifixes strapped under Chris Wallace’s suit.

  • DahBoner

    How come all these guys who want to KILL KILL KILL are all too afraid to FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT???
    https://youtu.be/-NzFJxX8yoY

  • Malmborg Implano

    He’s like Sarah Palin without eyeliner.

    • chicken thief

      At least Cheney speaks American.

  • LesBontemps

    More questions for Cheney:
    1) Who asked you, anyway?
    2) Is there still an international warrant out for your arrest?
    3) How do go on the teevee when you should be serving out a life term in prison?
    4) Have you no shame?
    5) Do you take your bag of rat dicks plain or lightly salted?

    • artem1s

      do eat your kittens raw or well done?

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    Wtf is going on with Fox. First they, rightly, mention that KD’s lawyers are obtuse morans, but now they force Cheney to accept no, you can not pass blame right now thanks for playing.
    I am getting worried about them. Did Murdoch sell out his options? Did Ailes get cryogenically frozen? Did they hear a bunch of whos down in Whoville singing around a blank spot in the ground where once stood a mighty tree?

    • artem1s

      maybe they figured out that Mr. Potter isn’t the hero in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’? That is was Scrooge’s name on that gravestone?

    • Juan de Fuca

      Even a broken clock is right once a day…

      • vivian

        Rick “Oops” Perry says that once he breaks a clock it’s a day, right?

    • Rick Hill

      Isn’t Jr running the show now? Maybe he realizes the demographic is shifting and they can only sell bs that’s been stepped on a few times. Of course the hard core addicts only like the pure, unadulterated stuff…

      • minidriver

        That’s where the One America network comes in…much further to the right.

    • MrBlobfish

      They were staring into Gretchen’s Magic Beaver.

      • bozilingus

        Watch out for its teeth…

  • AnOuthouse

    For some reason I follow Miss Lindsey on Faceplace. Whenever he posts about how bad the Iran agreement is, he gets a butt load of mean comments accusing him of ‘voting for it’. Is there some place conservatives get free hallucinogens? I try to point out they seem to dwell in a different universe than the rest of us but they are adamant that he ‘voted for it’. Poor Miss Lindsey.

  • Spurning Beer

    I would like a small garden salad, a club sandwich, cole slaw, and a beer. If my lunch is unacceptable or if service is slow, I will undertake immediate military action.

    • bobbert

      Enroll in a military school?

  • Gleem-McShinez

    I guess Liz hasn’t quite mastered Dad’s force-choke technique, because Chris Wallace kept right on asking those uncomfortable questions.

  • marxalot

    Blessed are the peacemakers, asshole, and no, not the firearm.

  • MrBlobfish

    Generalismo Trump will see to it.

    • Rick Hill

      Pappa Trump? President for life Trump?

      • marxalot

        Executive President-in-Chief Officer. Only the largest, classiest, yooogest and most luxurious of titles for T-Rump.

        • Rick Hill

          By mandate, when writing about him, it can only be hand lettered with 28 kt gold(24 kt is for pikers and LOSERs)

    • TheBidenator

      That title seems somehow small…we need something to embiggen just how great of a military leader Trump truly is….

      • Spotts1701

        Field Marshal Trump?

        • Markuserektus

          Reichsmarschall Trump ;-)

      • bozilingus

        If you give Trump the wrong title, he will be Fuhrerious.

        • Vienna Woods

          I do nazi a problem with that.

          • bozilingus

            I am sure there is Goering to be one eventually.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Now you Schacht me.

  • Reddishrabbit

    Somewhere a jail cell is missing its inmate

    • marxalot

      Somewhere in the Netherlands.

      • William_C_Diaz

        Only in ‘pre-trial’, after conviction prisoners found ‘guilty’ at the ICC serve their sentences elsewhere.

        Have a great day!

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Chris Wallace is in trouble! The Cheney Family appearance rider, section 6-A subsection VI (after washing the walls with goats blood) clearly states that The Table must have War on it at all times!

  • geoffalnutt

    Don’t be ridiculous!!! “Dick Cheney” was assembled without a heart! It wouldn’t know what to do with one, anyway. Ha, ha, ha, ha!! Very funny.

  • Juan de Fuca

    I had the misfortune of meeting this asshole twice during my career. Long story short – he is a sad looking man in person. Just truly depressing looking, even the way that he carries himself. I don’t think he looked me in the eye for longer than 2 seconds the whole time I was around him. If you met him on the street and didn”t know who he was, you would never believe this guy once had such a destructive influence on our foreign policy. I will never forget how pitiful that guy looks in person. Can’t even think of anything funny to type about him…

  • proudgrampa

    No snark. Dick Head is a fucking monster

  • OneYieldRegular

    Not even Dick Nixon was ever this callow and duplicitous when it came to the issue of sending off young people to die.

  • Vienna Woods

    “his crusty bunghole”
    Jesus, Dok. There goes the cabbage roll casserole I just had for lunch.

  • chicken thief

    What’s with Liz always hanging around her dad – she’s even less relevant than he is.

    • Shibusa

      She’s like a remora, latched onto white death.

  • Swampay

    Reading about Cheney always makes me want to break the Rules for Radicals when making comments that I don’t make because they are not permitted.

  • minidriver

    Cheney’s been too inspired by Zapp Brannigan:

    “I will send wave after wave of men to die for you, Leela.”

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Remember how Clinton hammered out an agreement to keep North Korea from developing a nuclear program and then Bush threw it out “Day One” because they were going to make a better deal, and then how North Korea never did get a nuclear program or did launch tests or anything?

    (hint– the first and second part of this happened. The third part did not)

    • bobbert

      And, of course, WE don’t really care because throw weight, although my friends in Seoul care a little bit more.

  • azeyote

    only folks that want this criminal around is Nigeria –

  • YayConspiracy

    Cheney… such a charming man. Can’t believe he shot someone in the face. Really? Just the face?

    • Msgr_Moment

      Where is karma when you need it?

      • willi0000000

        karma has been on vacation since, at least, 20,000BCE . . . the only time comeuppance happens is when people make it happen.

        [ someone please ask all the Democratic candidates for President if they support sending war criminals to The Hague ]

  • Msgr_Moment

    Cheney’s successor has managed to not only secure the necessary votes for his deal with Iran to avoid bombing the country to smithereens for the next 10 years at least, …

    Obama as Cheney’s sucessor? Totes unfair. Barry isn’t even a Sith Lord.

  • JMP

    How did they forget to ask him about how North Korea has nukes solely due to his administration’s actions in throwing away the treaty Clinton had negotiated with them that had been working very well until that point?

    • bobbert

      There are SO MANY Cheney/W fuckups. Nobody can cover all of them in one interview.

  • VandeGraf

    The Dick Cheney. Always ready to have someone else die for his ideals.

  • zerosumgame0005

    If only it was possible for one of those 41 could go to the floor of the Senate and say “Yes you fucking LIARS, you LIED before you had a fucking clue what was in, you refused to fucking READ it when it was sent to you so you could LIE about it some more, so suck it you fucking lying tittie-babbys at Koch nipples”

  • thebeatgoeson

    That’s not even “his” heart.

  • Lazy Media

    Cheney thinks of the second Bush term as the Obama administration, because that’s about the time that W cut the strings and stopped listening to him. As far as Cheney’s concerned, once Bush fired Rumsfeld in 2006, it was all Obama policy. I was in Iraq at the time, and it was VERY clear that certain people at the White House and OSD were trying to gin up an excuse to attack Iran. Fortunately, even W was smart enough to realize that was deranged.

  • sillyclucker

    Why is Chaney in the news so much lately? Did someone look in a mirror and say his name three times?

    • bobbert

      It’s like Grendel and Mother of Grendel. Or the Hydra. You just have to keep ripping their arms o heads off.

  • bobbert

    Right now, Dick Cheney is at the top of the list of “persons” whom I must never get within 100 meters of.

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