Obama probably shouldn't mention weather either.
Obama probably shouldn’t mention weather either.

Big anniversary happening on Saturday! Ten years ago, Hurricane Katrina made landfall in Louisiana, and the storm and the levee breaches it caused altered the course of history for New Orleans and surrounding areas. And, as governor of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal knows the city is in danger again, this time from that foreigner president of ours. What if Obama gallivants into New Orleans and says, “Climate change is real,” or “Science exists,” or “Bobby Jindal is a fucking moron”? Something had to be done, so Jindal writed hisself a letter to the president, explaining that the topic of climate change makes him uncomfortable, so please do not say mean words like that:

There is a time and a place for politics, but this is not it.

It is therefore with disappointment that I read of the White House’s plans to make this visit part of a tour for your climate change agenda. Although I understand that your emphasis in New Orleans will – rightly – be on economic development, the temptation to stray into climate change politics should be resisted.

While you and others may be of the opinion that we can legislate away hurricanes with higher taxes, business regulations and EPA power grabs, that is not a view shared by many Louisianians.

I would ask you to respect this important time of remembrance by not inserting the divisive political agenda of liberal environmental activism.

How DARE the president do liberal environmental activism to Jindal like this? And in New Orleans, a city that doesn’t even HAVE a climate!

So yeah, that mean President Obama is doing a big, dick-all-the-way-out “Climate Change Is Happening, To Your Mom” tour around the nation, and his speech in New Orleans, to commemorate the anniversary of Katrina, will surely address the subject.

And despite how Bobby Jindal doesn’t believe in climate change, and also has the cock of Big Oil so far down his throat it tickles his prostate from the inside, both Big Oil and Mother Nature are doing a hell of a number on southern Louisiana. For one thing, oceans are getting warmer, and what gives hurricanes the boner juice they need to perform? Warm water, that’s what.

A 2014 National Climate Assessment Report (released by the White House, probably to annoy Jindal) has a lot to say about just how fucked Louisiana might be in the near future. Big block quote here, packed full of science-y goodness:

The report … warns that sea level rise – combined with naturally-occurring subsidence – continues to threaten wetlands and land bordering the state’s most populated areas, increasing their risk from storm surges; and that sea level rise driven by human-induced global warming also threatens interstate highways, railroads, ports, airports, oil and gas facilities and water supplies.

“The southeastern region is exceptionally vulnerable to sea level rise, extreme heat events and decreased water availability,” said Kirsten Dow, a geography professor at the University of South Carolina and one of the authors of chapters in the report, during a telephonic news conference on the report. […]

The report uses Hurricane Katrina as an example of the potential for national disruptions disruptions expected from future disasters. For instance, it includes a map showing how more than 800,000 Louisiana residents were displaced across the country by the storm, based on the zip codes where they requested federal emergency assistance.

Louisiana is especially sensitive to sea level rise, thanks to the coast’s already rapid subsidence rates. The state’s coastline has lost 1,880 square miles since the 1930s, and the state’s coastal Master Plan predicts that another 1,750 square miles could be lost by the end of the century, in part due to sea rise fueled by global warming.

IN PART fueled by global warming. The other IN PART is caused by Big Oil, hurray!

Here, watch this video from The Guardian, on what life is like for four residents from New Orleans and the surrounding wetlands after Katrina. Aside from how it’s just a lovely piece to watch, and worth your time, two of the residents talk about how the sea level rise is directly affecting their lives:

These, and all the rest of the people in the region, are the ones Bobby Jindal is trying to “protect,” because he’s just too much of a Republican wingnut shitbag to actually care about what’s happening to his own state.

[WGNO-ABC via Think Progress]

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  • MsAnthropesMr

    Climate change, gun control,

    Can we talk about any societal problems? Or do we just wish that they’d go away magically?

  • Belasaurius

    it’s too soon after the hurricane, which was God’s will anyway, to talk about climate change.

  • How time floods!

  • JustPixelz

    Didn’t God send Katrina to NOLA because of teh gheys or abortion or because there’s no government-run prayer in schools or … did I mention teh gheys?

    • elviouslyqueer

      Fun fact: the French Quarter, which is home to most of the NOLA gheys, was part of the 5% of the city that never flooded.


      • memzilla

        Apparently, operating a ChrisCraft dealership.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Dear Piyush:

    You governor, me PRESIDENT.

    All the Fuck Yous,


    • coozledad

      And I’m coming down to perform an exorcism.

    • Amy!

      Dear Bobby,

      I heard that the largest city in your state has had problems with water, from time to time.

      Enclosed, please find a Bucket.


      The President of the United States

      encl: Bucket (1)

  • ThePuckStopsHere

    Well, fuck me. I though Bobby had Big Oil’s cock so far up his ass he can’t clear his throat, not so far down his throat that it tickles his prostate.That’s why I read Wonket. You learn something new every day.

    • AngryBlakGuy

      …I was going to ask if he “spits or swallows”, but from that description I assume he “farts”!

  • Msgr_Moment

    “And please ask Dubya not to say, ‘Heckuva job, Brownie,’ to me again.”

  • JustPixelz

    “There is a time and a place for politics, but this is not it.”

    Says the guy trying to break above 1.0% for the Republican nomination.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Apparently, there’s never a time and a place for science in Bobby Jindal’s Jesus fantasy world.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        So, did he put Jesus as the answer for every question on every test he took in college to get his biology degree?

  • Callyson

    Um, Bobby honey? If you were so confident that Obama’s mere mention of climate change will serve to alienate those who are listening to him, you’d let him proceed. All the better for you to swoop in afterwards, talk tough about regulations and jobs, and revive your failing campaign for President. That’s Political Strategy 101, pal…

    …then again, I am talking to a member of the GOP FFS…

    • PubOption

      Does that image of Bobby get darker as his official portrait gets lighter?

      • Michael Smith

        Its like the racist version of the Picture of Dorian Gray

  • drbloor

    Obama should just talk about how hurricanes are God’s punishment to the south for voting Republican.

  • FauxAntocles

    Shorter Piyush: You can’t solve problems with solutions.

  • Haribo Lector

    I don’t understand why all second-term presidents don’t just spend all their time telling their enemies to go fuck themselves, in those exact words. What have they got to lose?

  • BearGHAZI

    If it aint in the Bible, Piyush don’t give two shits

    • JustPixelz

      Like that Noah character.

  • So ten yrs. isn’t a long enough wait before we can discuss events w/o “politicizing” them?

  • JustPixelz

    “[Louisiana’s] coastline has lost 1,880 square miles since the 1930s, and … another 1,750 square miles could be lost by the end of the century.”

    Nature is seceding Louisiana for us.

    • Treg Brown

      Why does god hate Louisiana?
      Oh, wait…

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Louisiana, wise up, and impeach Piyush NOW!

    • chazmanr

      I’ll miss the music, but not much else.

      • LesBontemps

        Mardi Gras parades, drinking in the Quarter, drinking in the CBD, drinking in the Garden District, gumbo, etouffe, jambalaya, po’boys … damn, now I’m hungry, thirsty and in need of entertainment!

        • Suttree

          Mick’s, Banks Street, Vaughan’s, Checkpoint Charlie’s, Snake and Jake’s, Istanbul, Brazil, roast beef at Parkway, burgers at Port of Call, oysters at Cooter Brown’s. Damn I miss New Orleans.

  • TheBidenator

    Yes I’m sure Prez-O is going to regard this ‘letter’ with all of the attention that a bear gives to flies buzzing over a carcass because much like Republican presidential voters, he doesn’t give a shit about Piyush “Bobby Brady” Jindal, either.

  • When Miami and New Orleans are under the ocean thanks to rising sea levels and the governors come screaming for help to the Federal government, I would very much (in my less charitable moments) like the Federal government to respond by parroting their own statements on how climate change doesn’t exist and can’t be solved simply by throwing money at the problem.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    Bobby was planning on observing the anniversary by performing a tasteful guitar solo.

    • Toomush_Infer

      …about neighbors and putting on your shoes…

  • chazmanr

    Is it okay to discuss the relative merits of building a city on the ocean, BELOW FUCKING SEA LEVEL?!

    • elviouslyqueer

      I blame the French.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        IIRC, some local guy suggested to Paris that New Orleans needed to be moved to higher ground back in the 18th century, and was told, basically, “va tu faire foutre”, we like it where it is, by Versailles.

        • MsAnthropesMr

          Laissez les bons temps rouler

          • OneYieldRegular

            …et les bonnes eaux aussi. Perhaps this is French revenge for the Louisiana Purchase.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            At the time, Napoleon really could use the spare change.

          • Relativicus

            Damn, I could go for a Pimm’s Cup now.

          • LesBontemps

            You rang?

          • Relativicus


        • OrdinaryJoe

          Of course, things didn’t end up going well for the occupants of 18th century Versailles either.

        • dslindc

          Let them eat King Cake!

      • mailman27

        It was God’s oui-oui.

    • Relativicus

      Yes, but only if you’re also going to discuss the relative merits of building cities along the Mississippi and in other river deltas, along or near fault lines, within tornado zones, along coastlines, in flash flood areas, areas subject to massive amounts of snowfall, and places that are subject to violent electrical storms.

      • Toomush_Infer


      • chazmanr

        You are comparing building in “tornado zones” which is pretty much the entire Midwest to building a city on the water below sea level?! I can’t say with certainty if Washington, IL will ever get struck by a tornado that wipes out the majority of the town ever again. I can say with absolute certainty that New Orleans will flood as badly and worse again in the future.

        • Relativicus

          Absolutely I am. And you can shove your certainties up your ass. If the levees didn’t fail — under far less stress than they were certified for — New Orleans doesn’t flood at all.

          • elviouslyqueer

            Now that they’ve closed the MRGO and dramatically fortified the flood protection, I’ll take that bet.

            Also too, chaz, but the same argument could be made for the Netherlands as well. And yet they seem to be doing fine.

          • Zyxomma

            That’s because they believe in engineering, which they’ve been doing well for centuries. Russell Shorto’s book Amsterdam is a great place to start.

        • Unforgotten

          Per your logic, can we question the audacity of those who live in the ‘Tornado Alley’ to ASK for help when a twister shows up in their neighborhood?
          It happens EVERY YEAR, and they still there and will stay there won’t they?
          Per your logic we can do that.
          But it’s your logic, not ours.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Entire Pacific Northwest libelz! Still waiting for the big one here, a big one that will make anything in California look like small potatoes!

      • BackDoorMan

        … I’m thinking of retiring to somewhere outside of Naples, say… Mount Vesuvius…

  • TheBidenator

    I love how it’s always politicization when a non-wingnut talks about issues but when a wingnut does so then it’s just “common sense” like say sucking the dick of all the industries is where common sense comes from…

  • Relativicus

    “How DARE the president do liberal environmental activism to Jindal like this? And in New Orleans, a city that doesn’t even HAVE a climate!

    Or very many Bobby-supporters. Still, if you think that’s Brady Bunch-bad…

  • Toomush_Infer

    fee-fees are powerful things -please don’t hurt mine. It could impact my ability to become a good president…

    -Your frenemy,

  • Villago Delenda Est

    “Bobby Jindal is a fucking moron?”

    The truth really stings, doesn’t it, Piyush, Mr. “The Republican Party needs to stop being the party of stupid”?

  • Whollyholeyholy

    What about saying stuff about the crappy state of our infrastructure?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Please not to draw attention to 35 years of Rethuglican misrule.

      • JustPixelz

        “Rethuglican ”

        Thug libel.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    There is a time and a place for politics reality, but this this or any other time and place is not it.

    FIFY, Piyush

  • Logic of Color

    Careful Barry, this guy will probably be your president soon

  • whatwhomever

    Shorter Jindall:
    “Intelligent things make me uncomfortable. Please limit your remarks to stupid shit only. Thank you.”

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Piyush is evidence that the conservative mind embraces ignorance no matter what. The man has a degree in biology, and there are backwoods crackers who rely on their ability to read weather patterns for their livelihood who know more about science than he does.

  • Belasaurius

    speaking of whiny titty babies, “heck of a job Brownie” published an editorial asking us all to stop blaming him.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Um…no. However, you get to share blame with the deserting coward, so there’s that small consolation.

      • OrdinaryJoe

        Heck of a self given blow job, Brownie.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Yes, Brownie, mistakes were made all around. Primary among them mistakes by you and your “on vacay at his motherfucking ranch” boss.

      Fuck you to hell and back, you sniveling asshole.

    • Angry_Cop

      All I know about FEMA is that when my city got leveled by an earthquake back in the late eighties, they were there within 24 hours, accompanied by the National Guard, and shit got dealt with. Quickly.

      15 years later an entire city drowned and FEMA couldn’t even get bottled water to people; they had to hire WalMart to do it.

      I leave the analysis of what could have caused such a catastrophic reduction in a federal agency’s ability to function competently as an exercise for the reader.

      • mtn_philosoph

        FEMA performs quite effectively during Democratic administrations and it sucks ass during Republican ones. Three guesses as to why that is, and the first two don’t count. (HINT: One party supports FEMA’s mission, and one party doesn’t.)

        • Angry_Cop

          Interestingly enough, the earthquake I’m referring to happened under HW Bush. But back then, the citizenry expected programs like FEMA to work, and they did.

  • pstockholm

    Heckuva letter, Bobby.

  • cousin itt

    I miss the Old Orleans.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      It’s still there, back in the old country, much safer on higher ground!

      • cousin itt

        The nursing homes?

    • MsAnthropesMr
      • cousin itt

        Get thee behind me, Satan. But not in a good way.

      • OrdinaryJoe

        Need to apply eye bleach. damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  • elviouslyqueer

    Yes Bobby, because climate change won’t wreak any worse damage on Louisiana than you’ve managed to do during your eight years in Baton Rouge.

  • dshwa

    I’m sure Obama will give this all the consideration it deserves.

    • Villago Delenda Est


  • AngryBlakGuy

    ….geez, if Bobby Jindal can deepthroat a cock that good he may be in the wrong profession!

    • drbloor

      We’ll let Josh Duggar be the judge of that after he gets out of Jesus Rehabs-r-Us.

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …now that is a visual that is…***BARF**

  • sosuume

    Yeah, cuz warm oceans are just so political.

  • Joshua Norton

    This just in:

    Bobby Jindal asks Obama not to politicize Katrina while he is politicizing Katrina.

  • OneYieldRegular

    What does the President refuse to respect the willful ignorance of Republicans? Is he some kind of ignorance bigot?

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Willful ignorance about science is a christian thingy so FIRST AMENDMENT and deeply held god given christian beliefs = right to be incredibly dumb.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        The most dreadful thing science ever did was provide an explanation of the universe that doesn’t require some supernatural intelligence to be involved.

        Drives the Christianists bonkers, it does.

  • OneYieldRegular

    I seriously hope Barry will arrive in New Orleans and specifically and repeatedly call out Bobby Jindal as one of the anti-science obstructionists to meaningful efforts to combat climate change.

  • Michael Smith

    “Mr. President are you alright in there? Are you choking?”

    “Get in here and read this email Jindal just sent me.. wooo I can barely breathe I’ve been laughing so hard. Oh man.. You know I wasn’t planning on saying much about climate change before, but I think now I might just go down there recite the transcript to An Inconvenient Truth”

    • JDM

      Choking? Yeah, I just ate a pretzel.

      • Toomush_Infer

        Just a helpful reminder in this extended political season – please remember to puree your popcorn when near any media source….

  • Lot_49

    When it comes Katrina, all I know is: everything you know is wrong.

    • Zyxomma

      I thought that link would take me to Greg’s film is free to commemorate the anniversary. I read all about it in his book, Vultures’ Picnic.

      • Lot_49

        Thanks, I’ll look at it. The “On the Media” article was a revelation to me.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Obama really should just call him out on it:
    “I want to wish the citzens of Louisiana well, and I hope, as I’m sure they do, that the next governor will not be such a fucking moron.”

    • bozilingus

      Let Luther do this. “Calling Key and Peele!”

  • dslindc

    I see he’s been studying at the Tom Cotton (R-Fuckwit) school of letter writing.

  • No talking about guns after gun violence.
    No talking about family planning options after pregnancy (looking at you Bristol!).
    No talking about banking reform after banking collapse.
    No talking about climate change after devastating hurricanes and floods.

    I sense a pattern here. If it’s not talked about, it’s not a problem. Reminds of the family dinner table conversations when I was growing up.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      No talking about how terrible the government is after electing a Republican.

    • Angry_Cop

      I’m the product of eight generations – at least – of not talking about anything that needs to be talked about.

      I’m the black sheep of the family in many ways, but what is interesting about that “outlaw” status is that EVERYBODY in the family talks to me. About everything.

      • Likewise…..a bit odd for sure.

        • Jen_Baker_VA

          Same here, and not odd. Because we are considered outsiders, it is taken for granted that we won’t turn right about and go spreading tales to everyone else because of course no one else would talk to us.
          I have a LOT of fun at the few gatherings I attend, wherein I watch the hypocrisy in action and snicker a lot.

      • cleos_mom

        Same goes for those of us who weren’t exactly black sheep but were outsiders in our families. We often get left out of family feuds.

    • Relativicus

      I think we just have to mix it up. Twenty people murdered? Let’s talk sustainable energy sources. Somebody made a snowball in February? It’s time to discuss Glass-Steagal. Bristol Palin has had another virgin pregnancy? I’ll bet Papa Palin would be open to discussing guns then…

    • cleos_mom

      My memories of family dinner table conversations are horrible. Rants and gripes, rants and gripes.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “The southeastern region is exceptionally vulnerable to sea level rise, extreme heat events and decreased water availability,” said Kirsten Dow, a geography professor at the University of South Carolina

    “If there’s decreased water availability, how can the sea level rise? The sea is made of water. That’s unlogical! Checkmate, Geographists!”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Here, guzzle down this nice glass of sea water and note how refreshing it is!

  • Bitter Scribe

    I’m sure all three of Jindal’s supporters are very impressed.

  • Metadude

    Maybe he can exorcise the next hurricane.

  • Major_Major_Major

    God forbid anyone mention that at least part of the subsidence rate is due to removal of those sweet, sweet petrochemicals. And before anyone jumps up and down on me, a large portion is also due to the face that NOLA was built on unconsolidated soils common to river deltas.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      And the unnatural management of the Mississippi that would, unfettered, have left Nawlins land locked a century ago

      • Major_Major_Major

        Engineering: solving yesterday’s problems today to create tomorrow’s problems

        • cleos_mom

          The same could be said for road building as well. Atlanta would do for Exhibit A.

          • Major_Major_Major

            I will gladly drive hours out of the way through Macon and Warner Robbins to avoid the circle of hell that Atlanta’s roadways have become.

          • cleos_mom

            I saw that coming years before I moved away. Unfortunately, that was still the era when any concern about overdevelopment or pollution was met by ritual chants of “that’s progress”.

            On bad days, I hope each and every person who ever said that to me reincarnates as a lion with a narcissistic dentist stalking them.

  • Lot_49

    In light of our experiences with Benazir Bhutto in Pakistan, Indira Ghandi in India, Gold Meier in Israel, and Barack Obama in the US&A, can we all agree that electing a member of the disadvantaged group does not eliminate all discrimination against said group, or even provide an argument that “things are getting better”?

    This doesn’t explain Jindal. What the hell’s a matter with you people in Looziana?

    • benazir bhutto. sigh.

      i met her once.

  • Relativicus

    Maybe THIS is the opportunity to discuss guns then?

  • chicken thief


    ~ Barry

  • JDM

    This is not the time for politics, so I’m writing and publicly releasing this totally non-politically motivated letter.

  • VandeGraf

    Please Bobby don’t say anything at all until after I’ve digested my meal.

  • rocktonsam

    are the celebrities going to be Nawlens for the anniversary? seems apt.

    • bozilingus

      I hope they will invite Shrub and “Heckofajob” Brownie, so the residents can take turns “baptizing” them for 10 minutes at a time.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        That’s just to make sure they got all the satan out, right?

  • Angry_Cop

    Can we discuss if the painter of Jindal’s official portrait made him white under orders, or simply ran out of any paint that wasn’t white?

    • marxalot

      This implies that he had ever possessed any flesh tones which were not white.

  • jesuswasablack

    Poor little brown Piyush, mean old Black Obama is gonna talk about climate at the anniversary of a hurricane, how dare he!

  • LesBontemps

    Poor little Bobby! Another failure in a desperate to get some attention for his Presidential campaign!

    • Celtic_Gnome

      If I was an up and coming Republican official who was offered the rebuttal after a Democratic President’s State of the Union address, I would run for the hills so fast I’d leave a vapor trail like the Roadrunner.

  • Mavenmaven

    And then he went on to mock that Obama and his volcano monitoring programs.

  • Angry_Cop

    The unwritten right that every American thinks they’ve been granted by Jesus Christ himself is the right to remain a pig-ignorant dumb motherfucker, and to have society clean up the mess they’ve left behind.

    Exhibit A: Piyush Jindal

  • OrdinaryJoe

    “If God decides to give us a flooded New Orleans, we should not blaspheme by trying to prevent God from flooding New Orleans by using climate science. ”

    Piyush Jindal

  • AntiDerpomeme

    Fuck it, I’m reposting this. It just works here.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Jesus: “Bobby, why do you have that wheel attached to your genitalia?”

      Bobby: “It’s driving me nuts!”

      • cynmac

        Deez Nuts?

    • A Bashful Nobody

      Ok. Looking for a good spot to throw up now.

  • marxalot

    Sod and a half, who voted for this scum-sucker?

  • Steven M. Harries

    He’s so naive he doesn’t realize the aristocrats he serves call him “Cow Patty Jindal.”

  • Me not sure

    Bobby will be his condition once the floods come back.

    • A Bashful Nobody

      Ho! I get it! You have said a funny!

      • Me not sure


  • fka_donnie_d

    I get why you assclowns think you can gerrymander and voter-id your way to a lily-white electorate but why the fuck you think you can define the debate is beyond me

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Dear Bobby,

    Give it up. Your campaign is even farther underwater than the city of New Orleans will be after the next Category 5 hurricane hits it.

    The American People Who Are Really Tired of Your Shit

  • Iam Reading

    Remember when he remonstrated the GOP about being the party of stupid? Seems Bobby forgot his own words.

    • I seem to remember that comment bringing out some major butthurt baby feelings from the GOP, so they probably threatened to spread the rumor he was some kind of octoroon.

    • cynmac

      He may have forgotten but no one else has.

  • Bill Slider

    Bobby Jindal, the magician, step right up, swim this way.

  • Bill Slider

    Dear Bobby J.:
    Fuck you,
    All the people who don’t appreciate seeing Americans floating, dead and bloated, in storm water as a result of their deeply held beliefs, religious and otherwise, that say, it can’t happen again. If it does, we’ll be ready for it.

  • zerosumgame0005

    seeing that , like the Netherlands ( a wonderful place BTW, visit if you can, not just Amsterdam (great city), but the countryside and the history, find a cheese farm if you’re a fan of that kind of thing), is about an inch at best above sea level and some parts below it, one would think even a wannabe cracker like Pyush would grasp the issue. but hey, industrial grade stupid is hard to break

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    All right, for fuck’s sake, when did speaking the actual really real facts of something become a “political stunt?”
    Wtf Republicans, keep beating that dead pony and it might just reanimate long enough to bite you and turn you into a zombie

    • handyhippie65

      i wanna zombie pony!

      • Toomush_Infer

        You have to go to sleep first….

  • BaddTicker

    Takes a special kind of person to write a dickish letter to someone and then go the extra step of calling them the divisive one. Self awareness is nearly extinct on the right.

    • thank you i was too lazy to articulate that when i read it.

      but it pissed me off.

  • A Bashful Nobody

    Who is financing this goofball’s campaign?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Good question. He must have some idiot rich guy paying the bills unless he is stiffing his workers like Perry. Anybody know?

  • handyhippie65

    it’s hard to believe in the 21st century, an elected official can deny science and keep their position. if the south wants to rise again, it should start with raising the intelligence of it’s citizens.

    • Doug Langley

      Gonna be hard in LA. Jindal has slashed funding for schools so much that LSU is actually considering plans for bankruptcy.

    • cleos_mom

      Not hard to believe in view of decades of carefully cultivated contempt for education.

  • GDleftyPart2

    Now is not the time for politics that aren’t mine says Bob-O the anchor baby.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Great tactic! Remember how well letter writing worked for Sen. Cotton?

  • Toomush_Infer

    Politics! How does it work?…

  • Stein Olsen

    Bobby Jindal the white dude?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      It depends upon which portrait you consult.

      • bobbert

        White, or beige.

  • Annie Towne

    Ohmygod, Wonkette is all over penises today! Please stop saying all the peen-related words, just for a bit, won’t you? Especially when discussing Josh Duggar, pleasepleaseplease. Thank you.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      A Wonkette without dick jokes is like a day without sunshine.

      • Annie Towne

        Josh Duggar’s penis is no joke.

        • Amy!

          From: Governor of Louisiana
          To: Barry Soetero (so-called “President”)
          Subject: Addendum

          With respect to my letter of the 27th instant, this addition:

          No dick jokes, either.

          PiBobby Jindal, (elected) Governor and (native-born) citizen

          • LarkintheAM

            PiBobby Jindal, (elected) Governor and (native-born) citizen Asian anchor babby.

        • Mavenmaven

          I guess so, I’ve never been inside a porn star.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          I think his penis is the biggest joke ever. His strangling hands, however, are scary.

        • cleos_mom

          How do you know? Many a woman has laughed at just the wrong moment.

  • Charles Cates

    How about Bobster not inserting the divisive political agenda of forcing poor educational standards (or outright lies) on your state’s children, or trying to remove women’s reproductive rights, or for making the lives of the poor and disenfranchised even worse?

  • diogenez

    I wonder how often the president receives letters written in crayon.

  • Poly_Ester

    I’m sure Bobby would prefer the President talk about “Jewish Physics” since quantum mechanics is one basis for all this climate change nonsense.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Bobby would prefer to steer that conversation away since, once again, The Donald has grabbed the microphone when it comes to the Jooz and their Physicals and whatnot.

  • ForCry

    “While you and others may be of the opinion that we can legislate away hurricanes with higher taxes, business regulations and EPA power grabs.”

    That’s almost as funny as Wonkette’s writers.

  • LarkintheAM

    Piyush, shut the fuck up. You lower the IQ of the whole state when you talk.

  • The southeastern region is exceptionally vulnerable to sea level rise, extreme heat events and decreased water availability,” said Kirsten Dow, a geography professor at the University of South Carolina

    god is endorsing natural selection.

    • HeywoodJablomey

      Nah mang, Bobby will tell you it’s Intelligent Design

  • Sterculius

    Did you ever notice how Obama is the first president ever that has failed tinpot governors and freshman congress-scum telling him what to do? I mean, did Democratic governors tell Dubya to try and not say a dumb and keep quiet?

    • cleos_mom

      You mean both parties aren’t the SAME?

      Well, slap my ass and call me Fanny.

  • Greg Comlish

    Please do not invoke the divisive subject of facts I refuse to acknowledge

    • Vegan and Tiara

      So very divisive to mention anything that’s true. I hate truth, please keep it away from me, and let’s talk about something that’s not divisive like ripping little babies apart to sell their limbs for PROFIT. Also, Benghazi!, too!!!!!

  • HeywoodJablomey

    And after reading lil Bobby’s crayon scribble, B. Barry Bamz laughed, and laughed, and laughed.

  • HeywoodJablomey

    Speaking of climate change (which doesn’t exist):

    Also, too, Jindal is an insufferable twerp, and I wish Bamz would give him an atomic wedgie while he’s in NOLA. As the French say, il pète plus haut que son cul.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Ha! One of my favorite French idiomatic expressions. Literally, “He farts higher than his asshole.” Meaning, more or less, that he writes checks that his mouth can’t cash. Mind you, I don’t that Jindal can fart higher than his ankles, let alone his asshole.

  • Roni Raven

    I actually lean toward Obama acceding to Jindal’s request. However, only if his entire speech is constructed thusly:

    “Before Katrina (something good about NOLA). Today, (something destroyed by Katrina and still not fixed.) But, ‘Heck of a job, Brownie!’

    And I also want to say

    Before Katrina (something good about NOLA). Today, (something destroyed by Katrina and still not fixed.) But, ‘Heck of a job, Brownie!'”

    Repeat repeat repeat until Bobby yells uncle and asks Mr. POTUS to comment on the role climate change played in the disaster.

    • HeywoodJablomey

      I like it! He should also repeatedly mention Bobby’s nay vote on HR1591, which would have provided another $3 billion for relief efforts.
      I watched ‘When the Levees Broke’ again the other day and highly recommend it, although it is heartbreaking and infuriating.

  • cleos_mom

    He’s President and you’re not, Piyush. Get the fuck over it.

  • Jado

    Being the reserved and overly-polite kind person Bobby Jindal is, it only makes sense for the POTUS to accede to his request. After all, Jindal has never said anything outrageous or inflammatory about POTUS. Jindal is the very model or decorum and class. The least POTUS can do is emulate Jindal’s level of class and decorum.

    Of course, if POTUS was to actually DO that, we would have the image of the POTUS dropping trou and pinching off a deuce all over Jindal’s shoes.

    Because that is what it would take to reflect what Jindal has done. I hope every other word of POTUS’s speech is either “climate” or “change”.

    I hope Jindal suffers a brain aneurysm

  • fawkedifiknow

    I thought David Vitter was the Louisiana politician who needs a diaper change. Now, this whiny little oil pimp sounds like he’s got a perpetual pants load.

  • DaveM

    The loss of land around the Mississippi delta can be traced to the flood control efforts on the river. The silt deposits that used to rebuild the coastal sand bars and barriers no longer flows from the river. Combine the lack of replenishment, natural wave erosion and sea level rise eating away at the coastal wetland and yep you have a man made cause for why these people are going under. It is not if it is when. Walls and barriers can not replace the sediments lost from damming up the Mississippi river the Gulf of Mexico will win this battle in time. Just as Florida will go under due to sea level rise no matter how far the governor of that state hides his head in the already wet sand.

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