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Donald Trump built a fence around the other candidates, and it was luxurious.
Donald Trump built a fence around the other candidates, and it was luxurious.

So that “debate” thingie last night, you saw it, yes? Where nine of America’s biggest losers pulled out their gruesome dick junk and showed it to Fox News’s Megyn Kelly and Bret Baier on live television, but nobody was paying attention, because Donald Trump’s dick junk is the yooooogest and classiest and most beautiful dick junk in all of America, and also big rapey Mexico? Yes, that thing. So the overwhelming consensus, according to Donald Trump, is that Donald Trump built a fence around that fucking debate and made it his next wife, and if you don’t understand that, well, you probably are gay for Megyn Kelly, who is overrated and a loser:

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Also a giant loser who should be fired from life? That douchebag Fox News pollster Frank Luntz:

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Why is our prince so upset? This completely scientific Time poll says The Donald won the debate, by LUXURIOUS margins. So does The Drudge Report. Of course, both of those polls obviously oversampled dipshits, but we’re dealing with the GOP base here, so we’ll give them a pass.

No, the debate was unfair, because Megyn Kelly was mean to Donald Trump, by asking him questions about his “past” and his “record” and also the fact he calls ladies “fat pigs.” And then, when Trump explained that the only lady he says that about is Rosie O’Donnell (GET IT, WINGNUTS? SHE IS FAT AND A LESBIAN, AND YOU LOVE THIS JOKE BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY AMUSED), Kelly was like “No, actually you’re an asshole to lots of women, but good joke though, I guess.”

In fact, the full exchange went like this:

Kelly hit Trump hard with her first question, asking, “You’ve called women you don’t like, ‘fat pigs,’ ‘dogs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘disgusting animals…’” before being interrupted by Trump.

“Only Rosie O’Donnell,” Trump smirked, prompting applause and laughter from the crowd.

“No it wasn’t,” she replied. “For the record, it was well beyond Rosie O’Donnell. Your Twitter account has several disparaging comments about women’s looks. You once told a contestant on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ it would be a pretty picture to see her on her knees. Does that sound to you like the temperament of a man we should elect as president?”

So Trump responded to the situation by saying that Kelly is just really bad at her job:

“[T]he questions to me were not nice, I didn’t think they were appropriate, and I think Megyn behaved very badly personally.”

Right. Also, we guess he agrees with this one Twitter follower he has, who called Kelly a “bimbo,” which is totally different from calling a lady a fat pig, so what’s the problem?

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For more reactions to Trump’s performance, we now go to Donald Trump some more, explaining to professional dick licker Sean Hannity that he will totally run as a Republican, as long as the establishment people are nice to him. If they are not, he will fuck them up, by losing to Hillary Clinton as a third-party candidate. Oh and also, to people who say Trump doesn’t have any political experience, he says, “I have more political experience than anybody,” because he gave money to so many politicians:

In other news, there is officially no bad blood between Trump and Jeb! Bush, because Jeb! clearly stated during the debate that he did NOT say Trump is an “asshole,” even though he probably totally did. Trump says that for Jeb! to say he is not an asshole is “a class act.”

And finally, as we alluded to above, Trump is mad at Fox News pollster Frank Luntz, whose schtick is to get a bunch of homeschooled Republicans in a room and let them pick corn out of each others’ poo while yelling, and boy howdy, Luntz’s focus group of corn-pickers HATED Donald Trump:

Clearly Luntz picked the wrong Republicans! Instead of doing whatever “science polling” method he does when he picks a focus group, Luntz should have just pulled together a group of Trump’s Twitter followers, because they are the real America and you are not. Look, here are some of the Twitter-Twatters Trump has retweeted in the last nine hours, THIS is a good focus group that will Make America Great Again:

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Now do you see? Donald Trump is the Donald Trump that Donald Trump has been waiting on, all others are weak, QED, you’re fired.

[Time / Huffington Post / Buzzfeed via RawStory]

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  • Seaside

    Trump strangles puppy on stage, gains another 3% in GOP poll.

    • Nounverb911

      Trump’s hair libelz!

    • QHarp

      Well, the Huckabee vote has to go somewhere, I suppose.

      • Nounverb911

        Was he at the debate last night?

        • QHarp

          I think? I didn’t have it in me to watch last night.

          • High Fastening Kung Fu Pants

            He was. His big line was saying that the military exists to kill and destroy (preferably brown people and/or the godless and/or lieburals)

          • Villago Delenda Est

            As I’ve commented before, it is painfully obvious that Hucksterbee never served.

          • r m reddicks

            We might be amazed at what he served. And I ain’t talkin’ no sky pappy and his boy who is himself who is all ghostly and scary. We won’t even mention the meals.

          • DemmeFatale

            I’m with you. I tried, but could only watch for 20 mins.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          Oh, yeah. He was the one saying he wants to use the 5th and 14th amendments to protect fetuses from abortions, because unborn clumps of cells have RIGHTS, goddamn it, and borned clumps of grown-up adult women won’t, under a Huckleberry presidency. That was the answer that blowed up my teevee machine, and also my brain, too.

          • JustPixelz

            That would mean people conceived in the U.S are citizens. We’ll call it anchor fucking.

          • Beaumarchais?

            Its oven-proof and microwavable, but not for the stovetop or broiler.

          • jmk

            The GRRRRR sound that came out of my mouth at the Huckster’s sanctimony was loud enough to make the dog who lives downstairs start barking.

  • Nounverb911

    I amazed at how much time Trump has to twat, shouldn’t he be using that time doing something productive like bankrupting another casino or walking his hair?

  • Callyson

    Yo, Trump honey? You are the one who bombed last night…

  • JMP

    Has anyone who works for Fox “News” ever been professional?

    • Nounverb911

      The janitors that clean up the stink?

    • High Fastening Kung Fu Pants

      A lot of unfortunate soundpersons/camerapeople/b-roll editors who just need to make rent.

    • Callyson

      “Hey, ‘professional bullshitter’ is too a real job!”

      – FOX News’ talking heads

    • Vienna Woods

      Whores, yes. You didn’t specify what profession.

  • Callyson

    “[T]he questions to me were not nice, I didn’t think they were appropriate, and I think Megyn behaved very badly personally.”

    Yeah, let’s elect someone this thin-skinned to the White House. What could possibly go wrong?

    • Angela Merkel had better prepare herself for some unflattering tweets. Margaret Thatcher is probably lucky to have died when she did.

      • schmannity

        NO ONE TOPS BERLUSCONI!!!!

    • LarryHoudini

      Reports state the nuclear war began shortly after President Trump, seen departing talks with his Russian counterpart and described as visibly upset, expressed outrage at unflattering remarks made about his hair style and orange makeup.

    • SterWonk

      OT: Out of curiosity, where is this from? When I think of Michelle Trachtenberg, I still think of Dawn Summers.

      • Callyson

        No idea: I probably got this one from a Google Images search for “bitch please” gifs.

  • Msgr_Moment

    …all others are weak, QED, you’re fired.

    You don’t need Quantum Electrodynamics to know which way the derp flows.

  • Callyson

    professional dick licker Sean Hannity

    • Ilgattomorte

      Actually, he never went Pro. He was a star dick licker in college but his Olympic aspirations forced him to protect his amateur status. Even though he’s still quite good, he can never go Pro because of his age. It’s all in the knees you know.

  • Indiepalin

    Babe Ruth: “I thought Trump hit it out of the park tonight.”

  • Anarchy Pony

    I love that he’s shitting all over Frank Luntz.

    • BackDoorMan

      … couldn’t happen to a more deserving individual.

  • Callyson

    Tell me, FOX “News” linky, am I the only one who thinks Trump just looked like an asshole last night?

    Luntz Focus Group Overwhelmingly Turned Off By Trump at GOP Debate

    Overall, Luntz noted that the majority of the group had a positive view of Trump going in, but that was not the case by the end of the two-hour debate.

    Luntz said that his reaction meters showed a very negative response to Trump refusing to rule out a third-party run.

    Too bad, so sad…

    • Mehmeisterjr

      He sure did look like an asshole. Which will only make him more popular with the Republican base.

      • david green

        I dunno. He just looked like Trump. OK, an asshole.

  • schmannity

    All the happy horseshit aside, I thought the best part was Trump saying he’d given money to most of the whores onstage and the ones who hadn’t received money asked for some.

    • ArgieBargie

      And Rand Paul accusing him of “buying politicians.” That really takes some brass, especially when coming from such a shameless Kochservative.

      • jmk

        I’m guessing Randy muttered “…who are not me, you jerk” under his breath when he said that.

      • JohnR

        Rand did not get any money from Trump so he was not able to get that 1/4 of Sour Diesel and it ruined his weekend plans.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Rand did not get any money from Trump because Trump has no intention of subsidizing a competing grifter.

          • Mr Corrections

            That debate reminded me of the part in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels where they’re trying to ruin each other without breaking character

          • Thaumaturgist

            Huckabe? Scott? Cruz? For that matter, The Smart One™ hisself?

      • Mr Corrections

        Which – given that three of Rand’s senior staff have just been indicted for illegally buying a politician’s endorsement – is a pretty hilarious accusation for him to make.

        • NellCote71

          Beat me to it. Had not read this far. Mea culpa.

      • NellCote71

        That really takes some brass, especially coming from a person whose three staff members were indicted for illegal campaign fundraising activities.

        (FIFY)

    • Mehmeisterjr

      I like how he admitted, and was even proud of, the quid he got for every quo he spent. You have to admire gaze in stunned disbelief upon a candidate who openly admits to bribing politicians.

  • ManchuCandidate

    All this goes to prove is that the movie playing all the time in The Donald’s head is “The TriTrump Of Will.”

    • r m reddicks

      Leni libel! (with lots of !’s things and some 1’s and l’s and z’s)

  • ArgieBargie

    It’s almost as if Trump’s twitter account was being managed by a petulant 15-year-old girl…undocumented, from Mexico.

    • schmannity

      Cartman is neither 15 years old, a girl, nor Mexican.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Needz moar anti gay slurs to be Cartman.

        • chicken thief

          He’s still getting plenty of mileage out of the anti-Messican slurs. Once that source dries up, then he’ll move on to the gheyz.

          • r m reddicks

            He’s still got wimmin on his mind.

  • Reddishrabbit

    If Trump wins the nomination (I’ll wait to you stop laughing/daydreaming), how long toll Fox News starts talking about how he is nothing but the classiest and YOOGGGGGEEEE nominee ever.

    • Callyson

      I’ll wait to you stop laughing/daydreaming

      I hope for your sake that you are the patient type…

    • JohnR

      What?

  • elpinche

    I’m not fluent in Twitter but did the Dump just call Megyn a “bimbo? “

    • elpinche

      Ah, he ‘retweeted’ someone else, but essentially he called her a bimbo. Wow. What a shitty sore loser.

      • nmmagyar

        I’m not a fan of hers, but I hope she guts him like a fish (verbally).

        • jesuswasablack

          Bimbo just about sums her up perfectly. FAUX bobbleheads deserve what they get, they are the ones who have lowered the discourse!

          • nmmagyar

            C’est vrai; but she’s a hateful and vindictive fucker. And smarter than he will ever be.

          • Thaumaturgist

            Just curious. If the Trumpster had called Megyn a “bimbo” on a Wonkette thread, assuming comments were allowed, how would Shypixel rule? She’s a well-established asshole if there ever was one, so Is she protected?

          • nmmagyar

            Bimbo is allowed, as far as I know

  • Callyson

    This temper tantrum is going to continue, then? Oh good…

    • Anarchy Pony
    • AntiDerpomeme

      I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry about that.

      • Callyson

        Yes.

        • SterWonk

          I’m 99% sure the answer to any “I’m not sure whether to …” question is “Yes”. :-)

  • My schadenfreude is so intense that I am no longer fresh, crisp, or poised. I also, oddly, have a boner, but that might be the pic of Adam Killian* that someone posted earlier.

    *Hint: do not Google Adam Killian at work.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I advise against it, for sure. Although on my search he was fully clothed in all the photos, but just from a head shot (no, not that head you horny twits) I can see why he’s so appealing. Women go for that sort of look, too.

  • JohnR

    “pick corn out of each others’ poo while yelling…” This is the kind of quality journalism that keeps me coming back here.

  • freakishlystrong

    If they manage to ratf*ck the next election, that there is your President, Laydies and Gents. I’m thinking the South Seas now, some micro island where we can hide and swim and enjoy the sunsets until the mushroom cloud.

  • exinkwretch

    Donald is such a classy guy. I just want to bask in his aura and imagine the great heights he will take America to during a Trump presidency. Also, when does the liquor store open?

  • JohnR

    “he was mean he was angry he was bombastic” Guy probably wacks off while watching O’Reilly.

  • AntiDerpomeme

    Trump is right about one thing, the moderators blew goats. I didn’t watch, but as far as I can tell, there were no real questions of any difficulty, everything was spoon fed to allow each candidate the most time to self-fluff or to lambast Hillary or talk about how righteous and religious they all are, and there was absolutely no calling out on any statement that any candidate made that was patently false (e.g. selling baby parts). It’s like they’ve given up even trying to look at impartial any more.

    That being said, I don’t think Megan Kelly was all that tough on Trumpidydumpity. But he’s such a whiny little prick, you’d think she’d verbally slapped him with a two-by-four.

    • JohnR

      It seemed like rehearsal and coaching to me. With an attempt to cut Trump down to size.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Agree, the “moderators” are all tools, and he probably resented Megyn because she immediately put him on the spot about a third party run if he doesn’t get his way in the GOP. All that “loser” crap is self deflection, because he knows he’s the most pathetic loser of them all…if he didn’t have daddy’s inheritance to fall back on, he’d be asking someone if they want fries with that.

      • HolidayinCambodia

        No, he wouldn’t. Because all those kinds of jobs are taken by Messicans, not American’ts.

    • elviouslyqueer

      I have to wonder who Fox is going to anoint as the GOP front-runner, given that every single one of these morons took turns doing epic faceplants last night.

      • Zippy

        they’re flailing a bit right now- Scotty sucked, as did Jeb! so Fox is fishing for a candidate to promote. Luntz was all over the place trying to get a pulse- Cruz? Rubio? Carson seemed to do well simply by not talking…

        • nmmagyar

          Cruz, Rubio and Carson are all too brown for Fox viewers

        • Thaumaturgist

          Cruz bombed.

    • I kind of read Kelly’s questions as essentially a way to a) undercut Trump (a project I more or less support) and b) create some space for other, “real” candidates to be all “there’s no Republican War on Women because I never called Rosie O’Donnell a ‘fat pig’ like Trumpy did!”

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Then Walker fucks it up by saying women should sacrifice their own lives for a baby that has little chance of survival without extraordinary medical measures, then of course will leave any other children she already has without a mother.

        • Zippy

          Walker was an epic failure last night and I think that seriously screwed up Ailes’ plans

          • chicken thief

            His babble about how good WI is doing under his tutelage was complete nonsense.

            Ok, Scottie, things are better because the worst fucking depression since the Great Depression is over, but WI is still 35th. Which is better than Christie can claim, but Christie hugged Obama.

        • HolidayinCambodia

          He just LOOKS so stupid. Not mentally-retarded (or developmentally disabled, if your sister was not born in 1960) stupid, just plain regular stupid.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            In short, the kind of guy the baggers would naturally identify with. If only he were a little more of a blowhard and wasn’t flirting with indictment….

          • Antimassacree

            Suspect his own momma, while Walker was in utero, drank. And drank. And drank some more.

  • elviouslyqueer
  • Zippy
    • AntiDerpomeme

      I can’t take credit for this, but I saw a comment on Breathed’s site (comments are allowed there!) that said that “Stormtrumper” is a perfect name for his legion of followers.

      • Zippy

        I totes agree (saw it too). We should make Stormtrumper a thing

      • jmk

        I do lean toward Trumple as a name for an individual follower, but I like the sound of Stormtrumpers as a collective designation.

        • AntiDerpomeme

          LOL, I like “Trumple” too. It’s a bit like a “trumplee” that one would wear upon one’s head, if one were, perhaps follically impaired.

          • jmk

            Exactly… and it carries a slight suggestion of Pimple, also too.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          “Trumpling” is what the Stormtrumpers do to the other candidates.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Prezactly!

      • TheBidenator

        I was thinking Trumpeters because it’s YOOOGE and brassy and they wouldn’t even realize it’s an insult, but I like Stormtrumper much better.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    He’s right about the dogshit that is Frank Luntz, though, have to give him credit for that.

    • Zippy

      that’s the best part of this pissing contest- there are no good guys

      • TheBidenator

        I know, you get to laugh as they all lose…it’s wingnut catharsis. I hope Trumpster sticks around long enough to tear the whole complex down and should he get the nod, I will gleefully vote against him because he’s awful. It’s win-win-win

    • Spurning Beer

      The Luntzian term might be “canine memento.”

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Trump understands that a certain segment of Republican voters are waiting for someone to order them whom to like.

  • Tendernob

    I wish just one of the other candidates would respond to Trump bragging about his success by slowly putting on a New Jersey Generals hat.

    • Double like. Wait, triple like.

    • James Christopher Owen

      I wish somebody would point out that guys like Warren Buffet and Bill Gates shit more money on a given day than T-Rump is worth.

  • r m reddicks

    the time poll is powered by playbuzz so I suggest going and having fun.

    http://time.com/3988073/republican-debate-fox-first-gop/

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      OMG you guys, you have to go do this! I just voted for Ben Carson because I thought it would be funny, and shit, he’s tied for second place!! These people are insane.

      • jmk

        I voted for Kasich, not only because he actually came out of the debate looking like a real human, but also to fuck with these guys, because it’s clear he’s got no shot with the base.

        It was nice that the audience cheered him for not being a homophobe, though.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Yeah, Kaisch made a run at sounding like a Republican of old, not the modren Rethuglican meme that prevails. He’s got zero chance. I’m pretty much convinced he’s running for veep.

          • jmk

            I thought so also too…but then I wondered if the backlash for his nice remarks amongst the party faithful and the moneymen will cause him to do the Arlen Specter/Lincoln Chafee walk over to the other side.

        • TheBidenator

          I think he just pinned himself as having the Huntsman curse of being too reasonable for the GOP…the final stake in the coffin will be to admit evolution and climate change and therefore science, is real.

        • DemmeFatale

          It was nice, but I fear he’s just kissing Jeb’s ass cause he wants a VP spot on the ticket.

  • Cheesus Crust

    Trump and his followers

  • jesuswasablack

    Trump gets slammed by FAUX Blonde for calling ladies fat-pigs, slob, etc. Trump responds by calling bottle blond bobblehead a bimbo! I’m considering changing parties!

  • Hammiepants

    I guess if people (women) don’t immediately drop to their knees to fellate Lord Trump, they are pigs and bimbos. It’s ironic, because ‘ol Megyn there is right in his wheelhouse as to type: blonde, generically attractive, and batshit cray.

    • Mouthy. He doesn’t go for mouthy.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        He wants submissive women, not women who start conversations.

        • sw19womble

          Let alone ones who are capable of closing them down.

    • PubOption

      He seems to prefer women from eastern Europe.

      • Zippy

        meek and submissive

        • nmmagyar

          Worried about deportation

  • Skwerl King

    It is Trump, all the way down.

  • artem1s

    So the monster is now destroying it’s creator. If Teh Donald can bring down Ailes and Faux News this will all be worth it.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      This.

    • Zippy

      Hey Dr. Frankenstein, how’s that monster working out for ya?

      • James Christopher Owen

        “It’s Igor’s fault, I tell you!”

        • nmmagyar

          Bitch set me up?

    • elviouslyqueer

    • TheBidenator

      Trump is sort of like Godzilla and the GOP is the nuclear waste what spawned him….Trumpzilla is now destroying FOXkyo! Imagine Sean Hannity as one of those poor schlubs who gets stomped on. Ah endorphins, that’s the stuff.

      • mardam422

        So who is Mothra in this scenario?

        • TheBidenator

          Roger Ailes only Mothra is an angry Walrus….

      • SterWonk

        Excellent analogy! I guess that Obama put Fox over the Godzilla Threshold.

  • Jerry Freedman

    this is probably not the best place to comment but I have just read David Brooks column on the Iran agreement. Mr. Brooks has, in the last few months, treated us to column after column, each more fatuous than the previous and each on such subjects upon which he has absolutely no qualifications to discuss outside of his own self regard. This last column is his worst ever, outdoing even Bolton’s recent column. Bolton, as always in full fulmination mode, is at least readable ( I can successfully suppress the urge to vomit when I read it. I was afraid to finish Brooks’ column today. Puke is not good for computer keyboards. Could you kindly direct your attention Mr. Brooks with the same enthusiasm you displayed with your Sundays wit the Christianists series?

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Can we treat this primary like an NCAA rules violation, so that if Jeb! loses, his entire family is banned from primaries for, say, the next ten elections and prohibited from recruiting any new members for eight or more seasons?

  • RecreationalPilot

    .

    Donald Trump will find a way to shove FOX News up Murdoch’s ass–sideways!

    Folks! Nothing but goodness can come of this. Embrace this high-conflict skirmish.

    P.S. I had my popcorn (really) and enjoyed the show. This is just the start of a long mini-series!

    .

    • sw19womble

      With votes?

      • RecreationalPilot

        FOX was not subtle in their actions last night and they cast Trump as an outsider who is being attacked by the establishment and king makers… even though he is one as well.

        I went to Free Republic to see what their reaction to the debate was last night and they were pissed at FOX. Then, I read that Drudge is equally pissed. I’m sure there are a bunch of other fringe sites, who make up the GOP, that are equally annoyed at FOX. If they keep up this line of attack, to prop up one of Koch’s boys, this is really going to get ugly–or beautiful–depending on your viewpoint. I’m going to make sure I see the next debate, with popcorn, beer, and my next printing of the Daily Kos Bingo game.

        The Wonkette should come up with their own downloadable bingo cards for the next debate. I would enjoy a Wonkette game over any other–a game with edge to it!

        • sw19womble

          Oh, it is delightful, I agree. Trump might be a solipsistic blowhard, but he doesn’t need Koch money, or indeed anybody… He can’t be controlled by conventional measures and, for the Establishment, that makes him dangerous.

          • Zippy

            they’re freaking out and the money boys are pissed.

        • mardam422

          I had one of those bingo cards. I was using popcorn as bingo markers. Unfortunately I was also playing a drinking game, as well. By 9:20 or so (can’t be sure) I couldn’t play either.

          • david green

            Ate your place markers, did you?

    • mardam422

      I think you are absolutely right. And the longer it goes on, the better for anyone not in the GOP. With a little luck, maybe the Dems can even take over some state houses again.

  • JustPixelz

    Trump always responds to criticism with personal insults. I won’t stoop to his level by calling him an asshole … because my asshole has threatened to go independent if I’m disrespectful.

    • James Christopher Owen

      LOLOLOL; I regret I have but one upfist to give to your snark-fu.

    • DemmeFatale

      Yes, he’s from the “I know you are, but what am I” school of Repubs.

  • Joshua Norton

    Trump brushes off charges of misogyny, vows he’ll win the “fat pig” vote.

    • Zippy

      “The fat pigs love me!”

      • James Christopher Owen

        “I have a very good relationship with the bimbos.”

        • Mehmeisterjr

          That one is probably true.

        • Antimassacree

          Even married a few!

    • r m reddicks

      He’s late to that. Most of the pigs is now factory pigs and are lean as can be. I dunno if the the fat ones left (sorry for the cussin’) will squeal for him. I rather think they won’t.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        “That hippo-dyke Rosie O’Donnell? That oinker loves me. I have her eating out of my hand.”

        • HolidayinCambodia

          “Loves me so much that she played my sister in a TV movie.”

          [This is actually true, for me, btw.]

  • TheBidenator

    I may have commented that I thought Fox had an anti-Trump bias what with the arguing and such last night. But today’s Trumpisms remove any sympathy I might have had whatsoever for this orange hairball mangutan, he’s a YOOOGER asshole today then he was even last night. Although if anyone deserves Trump being a monstrous dick to them, it’s definitely Fox…keep up with it, Butt Trumpet!

  • TheBidenator

    Man, how many sock puppets does this guy have and do they make all of Trump’s staff tweet out support for him? Or is it even worse and he has a cabbage patch of descending intellect Trump clones ala the Sheriff in “Squidbillies”….that last thought might bring forth the apocalypse.

  • Notreelyhelping

    I suspect reality will not be kind to The Donald.

    • RecreationalPilot

      I think this is a thing of beauty.

      Trump is playing to the base that FOX created. FOX is trying to put out the fire by peeing on it.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Which is slightly less damaging than their first impulse, to douse it with gasoline.

        • Thaumaturgist

          But if you’re a snake, or a dragon, is your pee any different from your breath? If you know.

    • Thaumaturgist

      If you read this morning’s polls, you have to conclude that this morning’s realty has been kind to the Donald.

  • Serolf Divad

    Alas, I do fear that after last night, Trump has almost no chance of becoming the GOP nominee. In standing before that Teatard crowd and claiming that single payer health care works in Canada and Scotland (Scotland?) he might as well have been telling them that there is no Good but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet. Still, is going to be an entertaining set of debates to come.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The thing is, they will overlook that because of the “Mezkin rapists” remark. That is in their sweet spot. They are quite capable of tuning out things like his shifting stance on health care, as long as he gives them the naked, un-dog whistled xenophobia they crave.

      • Zippy

        yup, never underestimate the cognitive dissonance of the GOP base

      • OrdinaryJoe

        They hate Messicuns more than they say they hate Satan. As long as he blows that dog whistle, they won’t leave him.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Nah, she gut-shot him, with votes. It’s just gonna take a while for him to bleed out. He’s already conceded the Hispanic vote, and now he’s conceding the women’s vote. That’s not gonna work.

    • Serolf Divad

      Yeah, it’s gonna be kinda disappointing when he runs third party and only manages 6 votes.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        But every one of those votes he takes is coming out of the GOP pool. This is unlike the ’92 election, where Perot poached votes from both Clinton and Bush more or less equally.

        • Zippy

          Ironic that the ‘both candidates’ will once again be a Clinton and a Bush

    • nmmagyar

      His mistake (this time) was going after one of their own, rather than a “filthy liberal slut”. He’s done.

  • Tendernob
    • RecreationalPilot

      Sometimes purification by fire is the only option. Right now, Trump is a nova in Rupert’s shorts.

      • Antimassacree

        Been a while since he had a below-the-belt burning sensation.

        • spacecat in space

          He is a below-the-belt burning sensation.

  • Joshua Norton

    some of the Twitter-Twatters Trump has retweeted in the last nine hours,

    Trump Retweets Random Guy (with only 16 followers) Who Keeps Calling Megyn Kelly a Bimbo.

  • memzilla

    Trumpelthinskin.

  • chicken thief

    If Ted Cruz’s dad knew how the twitterz worked he’d have some support also too!

  • Ergoetal

    (To the tune of “Unforgettable”):

    Uncontrollable — that’s what you are…

  • Objectifer

    “very badly personally”

    Language. How does it work?

    • Antimassacree

      The one consultant he listens to is $arah Palin, the Destroyer of Pronouns, Syntax, Grammar, and Semantics.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      You’re asking the wrong guy. (The other nine guys are also the wrong guy.)

  • LarryHoudini

    I’m s lifelong liberal and I too have come to fucking love DONALD TRUMP!
    (Wait . . . did I say “lifelong liberal?” I meant “twice daily huffer of industrial strength cleanser behind the dumpster at the medical center.”)

    • Relativicus

      [ed. note: For Wonkette’s many conservative readers, please take notice there is no redundancy in that parenthetical.]

  • Spotts1701

    He’s going to run out of people to yell at if he keeps this up. Trump’s got to learn to pace himself.

    • sw19womble

      Mind you, if he manages to get the wall built, then he can yell at it to his heart’s content.

    • DrNoSexForBenghazi!!11!,MD.org

      I don’t know – mere clouds work for his base.

  • Thaumaturgist

    Lyndsey was on Scarborough this morning primping for Trump. If Lyndsey is putting out for Trump, has abandoned McCain for Trump, is primping for Trump, I’m starting to get scared. Next we’re going to see a cat fight between Lindsey and Carley.

  • Angry_Cop

    He’s right about Luntz. That guy fucking sucks.

    • RecreationalPilot

      I hope he rips into Morning Joe & Chuck Todd–two other buffoons.

  • chicken thief

    I’d have been more impressed with Megyn’s questioning if she’d have pantomimed giving head while asking The Donald about his “she’d look better on her knees” remark.

    • r m reddicks

      the thing would have jumped right off Donnie’s head.

    • Zippy

      we never did get her post debate pole dance

  • r m reddicks

    Breitbart also too has a fun game of vote stuff.

    http://www.breitbart.com/primary/

    • r m reddicks

      But to see the results you have to give them an email address. I’ll need a new spam address. It could be fun.

      • Callyson

        yourepublicansareallidiotsandassholes@.com

      • Mr Corrections

        You can get temporary email addresses from guerrillamail.com and various other sites. Not that I would condone such a thing.

        • Zippy

          just lie- it’s far easier

          • exinkwretch

            You, sir, are a born Republican!

          • Zippy

            know your enemy

          • natoslug

            Dead Breitbart (abreitbartsuckscocksinhell@fuckyou.org) just voted for #1 — Theocracy candidate, #2 — Brain Surgeon without one, and #3 — oh hey, let’s run HP into the ground. Apparently I’m not too good at picking the GOP winners.

      • nmmagyar

        I use old work emails. Cruz 36, Trump 28, Walker, Carson and iCarly all at 6

      • Zippy

        just make one up on the spot

    • Steven M. Harries

      Breitbart had fun? Orgone from the grave?

      • r m reddicks

        Reich libel?

        • Steven M. Harries

          I think old Andrew “Rapists!” Breitbart was really doing his Reichian father-in-law, Orson Bean.

          • r m reddicks

            I do think Wilhelm Reich’s “Mass Psychology of Facism” is apropros. WR was pretty sharp right up until he ingested too much d.o.r.

  • Steven M. Harries

    “And you, Ivanka! Ivana gave in. Donald Jr gave in! The other one did, whatshisname? And the farty little brat I had with that Slavic whatever—where is she, by the way, tennis lessons again?—gave in. I told you I was an Egyptian god. Why can’t you just close your eyes and think of bleedin’ Mother Trump Towers while I do it????”
    —Donald Trump, 7 January 2014, Associated Press

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    So, bottom line seems to be that Trump came out looking good… which only shows how pitifully lame all the other clowns in the car are.

  • Randy Riddle

    For some strange, inexplicable reason, I have the feeling that moderate and liberal voters are turned off by this candidate. Just a hunch, really. I guess we’ll have to wait for the polls.

  • Zippy

    The Donald is the Pied Piper of dumb and angry. These are the people that H.L. Mencken and P.T. Barnum were talking about. They’re the people who try to play Three-Card Monte on the street corner and get conned into spending $10 to win a 50 cent prize on the carnival midway. Trump has plugged into the Dunning–Kruger demographic. The trouble is- Trump has wrested control of the rubes away from the GOP establishment and now they’re panicking. Sorry Republicans, you reap what you sow.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      This is great news as long as America isn’t stupid enough to make him president. Say three months ago, I was certain there would never be enough rubes, but now I have that sinking feeling that there might be.

      Even people that despise him and everything he stands for can get a kick out of him sticking it to the man, and even people who regard him as a big dumb blustering know-nothing can see that he’s at least the intellectual equal of this very sad group of opponents.

      Interesting times!

      • fka_donnie_d

        He is the man. He is sticking it to himself. Another rich white asshole masturbating in public.

      • nmmagyar

        He has shown no evidence of having the self-control necessary to run a campaign. Everything he has ever done in the public eye – up to this point – has been edited to show him favorably (I would love to see an out-take reel from The Apprentice).

      • emberglance

        America could have its very own Berlusconi!

      • Zippy

        Count up the number of people who watch Honey Boo Boo and Duck Dynasty. Add in the number of people who think the Waffle House is a quality establishment. Count the number of commenters on any given Yahoo News article and multiply by the number of people on your facebook feed who think that George Zimmerman/Darren Wilson/Daniel Pantaleo were the good guys or who have posted an English only! or climate change denial or anti ghey marriage screed on your wall.

        THAT is Trump’s base… Scared yet?

        • nmmagyar

          I take umbrage at your libel of the fine establishment that is the Waffle House.

          • Zippy

            It’s no Applebee’s

          • old_redneck

            Ditto. My favorite Waffle House breakfast is pecan waffle, cheese eggs, grits, and raisin toast with apple butter.

          • Objectifer

            I got diabetes just from reading that!

          • Lefty Frizzell

            I tried grits once.

          • BackDoorMan

            … I always thought that if your food had grit in it, it must have fallen to floor at one point. Maybe more than once.

        • Vegan and Tiara

          You left out the Duggar demographic, and we know there are at least 21 Duggars, and not all of them will vote for Suckabee.

          • Zippy

            The Duggar demographic will be split between Fuckabee, Frothy and Cruz (amazingly, the fundies actually think Teddy gives a fuck about their religious beliefs)

          • Vegan and Tiara

            None of the hicks even noticed that when the GOP controlled all three branches of government from 2000 until 2006 that Roe v. Wade wasn’t repealed, nor was PP defunded. You’d think at some point they’d figure out the wool has been pulled over their eyes, and that the Kochs and Rupert Murdoch could give two flying fucks about their religious beliefs.

          • Zippy

            the GOP base is the ultimate mark- they will continue to try to kick that football long after even charlie Brown wises up

          • handyhippie65

            if they were quick enough to figure that out, do ya really think they would be so devout?

          • Vegan and Tiara

            That party is not made up of the brightest people :-(

        • Lefty Frizzell

          Frankly yes! As an aside the “English only!” things bug me the most. Where I am, unless you speak fluent Blackfoot you really don’t, or shouldn’t, have any standing.

        • BackDoorMan

          … see, that’s the thing. It’s easy to sit back and say “I don’t have any friends who are this intellectually-challenged, therefore there can’t be that many of them, can there?” But then you take a good look at the number of (un)reality t.v. programs, infotainment ‘news’ shows, trashy supermarket tabloids, conspiracy websites, mentally-unhinged blogs, and the rampant derpitude we are being bombarded with daily… and it will become apparent that yes, there are a lot of them. And they are relentlessly vocal. You can’t cure willful ignorance and if you dismiss them, you do so at your peril. These people vote – sometimes in greater numbers than the presumed intelligent majority. Scared? You betcha’! – and now I need another brew’n’bowl.

  • fka_donnie_d

    Being sneered at by The Donald is a fate that Frank Luntz richly deserves. That said, the “core demographic” is showing surprisingly good business sense. Instead of voting for the candidate paid for by the Rich White Asshole they will now skip the middleman and vote for the Rich White Asshole directly.

  • Joshua Norton

    Donald Trump Already President Of All You Overrated Losers

    Yikes! Does that means the White House is gonna be put into bankruptcy at least four times?

    • Mary

      On the plus side, it will be painted gold.

      • david green

        And the really big flashing neon sign saying “The Trump House” will be really classy.

    • Doug Langley

      Come on, you don’t think Trump would live in a dinky, dreary place like the White House, do you? I mean, the man has standards.

      • BackDoorMan

        … I’m pretty sure he would turn it into the Trump White House Casino (which would never go bankrupt because, goobermint bailouts), while his Mar Y Lago Palm Beach commercial property will be named as the new Presidential Palace, which will be rented out to future POTUS & Family once Trumpty Dumpty has completed his classy and luxurious two terms. Seriously, if the short-fingered vulgarian can’t make money off this presidential thing, why the fuck is he even thinking of running?

  • Mehmeisterjr

    The funny part is that, as a woman-type-person who works for Roger Ailes, Megyn Kelly is by definition a bimbo, so Trump is right. She’s a more presentable bimbo than most of them and certainly more clever but a bimbo nonetheless. And sensitive as he is to real and perceived disrespect, she actually did pick on him.

    And Megyn is also right. Trump is an obnoxious, thin-skinned boor who will sell out the Republican Party to ease his own butt-hurt.

    As I said on the live thread, these two deserve each other. It is like watching a nightmarish reboot of “The Bickersons.”

    • Beaumarchais?

      Hmm, maybe something’s going on there. I can see Megyn and Donald doing hate-sex. And of course it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

    • BackDoorMan

      … wish I could give you an extra up-poke for The Bickersons reference. That’s a blast from my past, and a great comedy duo. And you are correct – the oft-times vapid fatuousness of Megan is a perfect foil for Teh Dumbald’s megalomaniacal persona. A match made in some fever-imagined version of heaven. Or hell… bqhatevwr.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    That fucker made me want to reach through the television and rip out his tongue for the way he treated Megyn Kelly. Can you believe it? I felt bad for Megan Kelly. Damn him.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Oh horsefeathers! If you felt bad for Megyn Kelly, obvs, this is the first time you’ve ever watched Fox News.

      • Relativicus

        Megyn Kelly, the Feminist Solipsist.

      • OrdinaryJoe

        LOL

    • DemmeFatale

      Oh, Megyn! Too late for you!
      You lie down with dogs…

  • 24601

    “I gotta have @realDonaldTrump in the White House that’d be such a game changer”
    I believe that would be game over.
    We have got to be the laughing stock of the world.

  • Relativicus

    Interesting that no one thought to bring up “crony capitalism” about the time Trump (trrrrrrrRRRRRRRRR-UMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmp!) was boasting about all the politicians he’s bought off. “Crony capitalism” is the one thing all Republicans are united against, after all.

    • Thaumaturgist

      The Donald’s saving grace is that he isn’t one of their cronies, no matter how much money they’ve taken from him.

      OTOH, if The Donald is a crony, he’s a top.

    • Zippy

      Nothing about cronyism, nothing about voting rights, nothing about climate change, nothing about corporate welfare, nothing about campaign finance reform (other than teh Donald mocking the others)- I guess they were all too busy talking about what Gawd told them

      • Vegan and Tiara

        Income inequality and climate change are probably the two biggest REAL threats to America and not a word about them. We heard about Sharia law, babbie parts being sold like Buick parts, and gay Mexicans, but nothing about the rich paying the same percentage of their incomes as the rest of us pay. Quelle surprise! Half of the debate seemed to be about defunding Planned Parenthood, now there’s a GREAT idea!

  • Relativicus

    On the other hand, I’m voting for Trump (trəmp) in the general solely because of his fuck you to Luntz, that piece of fried doughy turd.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Which reminds me, I’m thinking the slogan for the second debate should be “GOP2: Revenge of the Turds.”

  • emberglance

    One thing I found very distracting yesterday was the way Trump’s fringe seemed to have been photoshopped into a blurry, yellowy smear atop his forehead. I’ve seen this effect used in photos but never with live video. What strange futuristic magic was this?

  • elviouslyqueer

    OT, but apparently Carly Fiorina thinks she won the Kids Table debate yesterday.

    Carly Fiorina @CarlyFiorina
    3h3 hours ago
    At #GOPDebate, I won over our largest audience yet. Can you chip in $3 to help us keep it up?https://www.carlyforpresident.com/debate-win?sc=TW080715

    Bless her heart, but by “largest audience,” she evidently means the 12 Cleveland yokels who couldn’t score seats for the main event.

    • Zippy

      that’s quickly becoming the conventional wisdom from the establishment right this morning. It’s part of their “anyone but Trump” campaign

      • spacecat in space

        Considering how well the Anyone But Mitt campaign went last time around, looks like Trump is a shoo-in as the official candidate of the Republican Party.

        • BackDoorMan

          … considering Trumpy’s threat of “a third-party candidate” being “leverage”, it’s entirely possible the GOP could be extorted into holding their collective noses and rally behind the self-aggrandizing blowhard – if only because they hate the Demonrats just that much.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      I think you get giant extra conservative-points and then some if you call Hilary a liar. Note to the others….

    • elpinche

      She won because managed not lay anyone off in the process.

      • BackDoorMan

        … that we know of.

    • r m reddicks

      What does she mean by “keep it up”?

  • Manhattan123

    Yay The Donald!!!!

  • OneYieldRegular

    Since he can’t just fire people who aren’t his employees, Trump’s plan is to make his way to the top by beating up on everybody in his way.

    • BackDoorMan

      … or trying to. So far, from what I’ve seen, Trumpy’s idea of beating up somebody is to spew elementary school grade insults that not only fail to hit the mark but also betray a severely limited vocabulary. “You’re a loser!”… “You’re not very good!”… “You’re scum!”… “You’re nah-nah-nah and not the boss of me!” Really… this is the guy who calls Wharton Business School “probably the best in the nation – we’re talking genius levels here!” (yes he just said that today) – and he graduated from there, so nobody better question his boney feedees…

  • Capt.Jim

    Son of a bitch can we just go ahead and give Jeb the damn nomination so The Donald can run as a 3rd party dumbass and split the vote so Handsome Joe or Hillz Or my man Feel the Bern can get to presidenting as soon as Barry Hussein Obama Hitler is done bitch slapping Boehner and McConnell

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Split vote, both houses swept & Bern pres with Joe a 3rd term VP. Dare to dream…

      • cleos_mom

        Hopefully followed by a few Supreme Court nominations.

    • david green

      Never happen. Anyone who has been paying attention knows that Bamz is going to cancel the next election and declare himself Dictator for Life.

      • spacecat in space

        So long as we get Always Be Mic Droppin Bamz, OK, yes, please, thank you.

        Who do you think is being groomed to take over the dictatorship, Sasha or Malia? Though one would think the elder would be the natural choice, I can’t help but wonder if it’s not Sasha. I’d be happy with either, really.

        • BackDoorMan

          … I’d be happy if it was Michelle O. if hubby just wanted to sit back and put his feet up on the desk for awhile. If she wants the job – and if I was in a position to grant it – it would be hers.

          • spacecat in space

            I would vote for a President Michelle Obama in a heartbeat.

  • Mary

    Question for mental health professionals: Is there a name for people who think anybody who’s been even remotely critical of them is a loser/dummy/etc.?

    I really think someone should diagnose Trumpy, as a first step to getting him the help he so desperately needs.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Elements of Narcissistic Personality Disorder and Borderline Personality Disorder. I don’t see the typically high IQ of the Sociopath.

      That’s all guesses – I’m no health professional but I’ve thought about playing one on TV.

      • proudgrampa

        Good job, Lefty!

      • dshwa

        I am and you’re spot on with Narcissistic Personality disorder. Certainly some Borderline elements as well. And I wouldn’t rule out a few degrees of sociopath either.

      • BackDoorMan

        … and here, 5 days after your non-comment, the “discussion” of Trumpety’s possible narcissism has become a well-chewed soundbite on CNN at least. So far, it’s been established that yes, he shows all the outward signs of being a narcissist, but apparently this is “not uncommon among great leaders”. Now… where did I leave my brick wall? – I’ve got some skull-banging to do.

    • It’s called Fifth Grade Schoolyard Bully. You called me a bad name? I can call YOU a bad name! Loser! Dummy! Fatso!

      Donald Trump is so embarrassing I have trouble watching him. Last night whenver another candidate mentioned his name the camera immediately swung around to Trump so we could watch him SEETHE on national television. What a ridiculous, thin-skinned POS.

    • Big whiny titty-baby?

  • Vegan and Tiara

    I’m starting to like the Donald, and I say that as someone who once was forced to rub against him in a crowded social setting.
    My reasons for liking him:
    1) Splitting the GOP
    2) Causing the “brains” of the GOP to freak out. By “brains” I mean Roger Ailes, Rupert Murdoch, the Koch brothers and every other deep pocketed asshole who wants to turn this country into a third world theocracy
    3) Entertaining me personally
    4) Making the already ridiculous GOP clown car look even more ridiculous
    5) I’m not entirely sure he’s not secretly helping Hillary
    6) Frank Luntz sucks so hard I’m in favor of anyone who exposes his BS
    7) Making Fox News look entirely unfair and unbalanced
    Damn you for making me love you, Trump, you yoooge, classy, magnificent bastard.

    • proudgrampa

      Well, under those conditions, I guess I like Trump too!

    • Iam Reading

      Brilliant!

  • Vegan and Tiara

    How can you tell when Frank Luntz has stocked a “random” GOP focus group against you? When everyone answering a question can actually answer the question that was asked, and do so coherently. The GOP’s base is about 73% drooling idiots who can’t spell, and can’t cobble together a sentence in American English. They mostly speak gibberish, with Sarah Palin being a prime example. Also too, not one person mentioned Benghazi or Jade Helm. I call “bullshit” on Luntz’s focus group. The GOP is freaking out that Trump may end up being their nominee, or worse yet, going third party rogue on their dumb asses.

    • Zippy

      the whole focus group was a charade- par for the course from those clowns

      • Vegan and Tiara

        Do you remember a photograph that was taken of a bunch of “random” Floridians who were protesting recounting the votes in Floriduh back in 2000? You probably don’t, but I do, because I thought at the time they seemed extremely well dressed for Floridians. It turns out they were Jim “Crème” DeMint’s employees who were bussed down there to protest recounting votes that would have shown that Gore was the actual winner. I would be completely amused by these clowns if they weren’t in positions of real power.

        • Angry_Cop

          the infamous “Brooks Brothers riot”.

          • Vegan and Tiara

            That’s the one! I didn’t think anyone would remember but me. It really sickened me that the GOP would sink that low to subvert democracy.

          • r m reddicks

            Sickening but not surprising.

        • Iam Reading

          And one of the co-conspirators has the nuts to be on that stage 7 years after his brother screwed this country try.

          • Vegan and Tiara

            I keep thinking Americans couldn’t be stupid enough to vote for another Bush. Please let me be right.

          • spacecat in space

            Yet another Bush.

            I’m kinda worried folks might go for “third time’s the charm” and elect Jeb!

          • Vegan and Tiara

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I really can’t handle another Bush. I’ve lived through two of their presidencies, and I can’t live through another.

          • BackDoorMan

            … obviously these people aren’t familiar with what happens when you say “Beetlejuice!” three times. Bad things come in 3’s.

          • BackDoorMan

            … never underestimate the stupidity of the American electorate. Just the percentage of votes that go to Republican candidates (winning or losing) in any election should be enough to scare the non-existing, ever-loving Gawd right out of you. 2016 should not be a close race – but for some reason, it probably will be.

          • Vegan and Tiara

            That’s what scares me, the fact that 2008 was a close race, when the Kenyan Muslim should have won by a landslide. Normally after the country and economy are in such a shambles the electorate tacks to the other side, but over 40% of the idiots voted for McCain and Governor Quitterface. I think McCain could have won if he hadn’t chosen Palin as his running mate.

    • Greg Comlish

      I have to hand it Luntz: he found the one black guy in America who could say with a straight face that he was expecting more from Donald Trump.

      • Vegan and Tiara

        That was hilarious! Also all the guys dressed in blue collar clothing who looked like they were from central casting. but they ALL spoke very eloquently. The dead giveaway was that not one single person spoke gibberish, including the one lady who still supported Trump. I suspect that “random” focus group was made up entirely of RNC lawyers who were just dressed up like the usual rubes and hicks that make up the GOP base.

        • BackDoorMan

          … the fact they didn’t turn on one another and the whole focus group dissolve into a free-for-all brawl tells me this is not the typical GOP base. If these people were paid to be there (and my experience in market research suggests they probably were) then I think it’s safe to assume the entire thing was orchestrated with Luntz as the conductor. And here I thought The Ministry Of Propaganda (sorry, Truth) was merely a literary device for George Orwell.

          • Vegan and Tiara

            Luntz would make Joseph Goebbels proud! To this day I find myself referring to the “estate tax” as the “death tax.” He’s a slimy piece of shit, but he’s damned good at his job.

  • proudgrampa

    There is something about Trump that I kind of admire. I don’t like what he says, but he doesn’t hesitate to say it. That sort of frankness is something I’d like to see in all candidates. I know, the result would be total chaos, but it would be fun to watch. Kind of like an election year Liar Liar.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      I think he actually says what he thinks the rabid base wants him to say. That is, it seems more a calculated hostility more than any actual true frankness.
      Should he get the nod, I fully expect him to suddenly become so moderate and affable that the base will sit there bewildered and go WHATTTT???? But vote for him anyway because of the R next to his name

      • Iam Reading

        Holy terrors, but that has a ring of possibility to it. Fuck.

    • Yes the best “realness” is the fakest kind.

      Too many reality shows utelize that kind of false rhetoric of manufactured “frankness” enough as it is. No need for us to give that type of pandering validation it doesn’t deserve.

      Being “real” and being “an asshole” are NOT synonymous.

  • Christopher Boscarino

    When Trump wins the nomination (and it makes me giddy just saying it), and loses to the Democrat nominee, do we get to have him do the political walk of shame? Do we all get to yell “LOSER!” in our Trump voices at him while he does so? Because I totally want to.

  • Hardly Ideal

    I knew I was going to just catch the highlights, but I should’ve known they would be songified.

  • Bill Fair

    So, Megyn PO’d Faux News viewers…. Great!!! Maybe they’ll head to other media outlets and see what the real truth is for a change.. Naaah… Ain’t Gunna Happen.

  • Christopher Boscarino

    I am not a fan of Megyn Kelly’s political leanings, but the one area she has consistently broken with the
    Republicans is on women’s issues (mostly). I was seriously speechless with how Trump answered her question. I mean, I know the guy has no common sense, but how the hell did he think that that response was going to go over? I have no idea which candidate Kelly wants to vote for, but I sure and the hell know it’s not Trump after watching that train wreck of an answer.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Yeah – he lost that vote if he hadn’t already! But he’s quick enough on his feet to stay a step ahead of the Stormtrumpers – by namedropping Rosie O’Donnell he’s convinced them that the only women he calls fat pigs are the feminazi dykes who deserve it, and the Stormtrumpers just love him for it. He says out loud what they would if they had the nads.

      These people lack empathy in the same way he does – no insult is bad, just “politically incorrect hoho nudge nudge we’re all practical people here who just want to get things done can’t waste time mincing words it’s just the truth after all” until it affects them personally.

  • Charles Cates

    How many people did Trump pay to go to his wedding (besides Hillary)?

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      AOT,K

    • Wombat

      Which one?

  • chicarmoire

    I see that wall and expect to see a Titan peering over it, waiting to snack on some humans.

  • Left Coast Tom

    What a whiny-ass baby Trump is. In other words, perfect teabagger material.

  • Blue

    I can’t believe this is happening. I’ve never seen a leading contender for a the presidential nomination act like this. Dick Nixon wasn’t this thin-skinned.

    • eddi

      Or at least he hid it better in public.

  • Em

    Not to be a crybaby, but I am one of those homeschool kids wonkette likes to tease. People might be surprised to learn how many of us are misfired quiverful arrows living in rebellion against all things Jesus, republican, and pro-life.

    • Bill Fair

      I’m not sure I understand your point… Are you upset Trump is making a mockery of the election process?

      • Em

        It just said they rounded up a bunch of homeschoolers for a focus group. Not all homeschoolers are republican.

        • Iam Reading

          You deprogrammed yourself. Congratulations. This is something to be very proud of.

        • Bill Fair

          Ahh.. Thanks for the clarification.

  • H0mer0

    He spends an awful lot of time on the twitter flicking snot balls while telling us to get to work. How could he even run a company with the number of pissing matches he has going on?

    • The Glutton of Apathy

      I’ve been wondering if it’s a joke account run by Mobute and his crew.

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