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What happens when you take a roomful of Fox viewers and make them talk about Donald Trump? Classy comedic gold, y’all, GOLD! Treat yourself to nearly two minutes of these morons yelling words at each other, like this lady here:

People of the United States are agreeing with what he is saying and they’re standing up and they’re clapping, and the other Republicans better stop making fun of him cuz they made fun of Ronald Reagan, and I think Donald Trump could possibly become the next president of the United States of America.

If that lady had a mic, she’d SO drop it. But this dude says she a idiot. Tell her, this dude!

People have not done their homework on Donald Trump. Look at his books, he’s been all over the fence on issues over the years. He changes his views like he changes his underwear.

Mic-dropping lady doesn’t care, though. She DOESN’T CARE!

I am against the fact that they’re saying that “low information voters” — I, I, I am against the fact that you’re insulting my intelligence because I am for Donald Trump.

Nice use of air quotes, mic-dropping lady, and good for you for opposing facts. You’re a True Republican. Just like this other lady, wearing VERY PURPLE eye shadow, who is saying some words, in no particular order at all:

I think he’ll get the jobs, but I think he’ll also get the right people to bring the constitutionality back, of this country.

What the eff, purple eye shadow lady, are you even saying, in that sentence? Also too, are you related to the Palin family by chance?

Here’s some other other lady, who has really internalized her Donald Trump Talking Points that Donald Trump is a TEN BILLIONAIRE and he will do that to America too, obviously, to Make America Great Again!

He’s worth ten billion dollars. He doesn’t know how to create jobs? How can you say he doesn’t know how to create jobs when he’s worth TEN BILLION DOLLARS?

We don’t know, some other other lady, guess we can’t say that. We can, however, snarkily add that Trump sure knows how to create jobs for un-American non-Americans, ZING, SNAP, YA BURNT!

God bless this election.

[h/t Gary Legum, Wonketter, from whom we shamelessly “borrowed” this headline, thanks, Gary!]

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  • Pollos Hermanos
  • dslindc

    Oh yeah? Well I will bring the Constitutionalifragilisticexpialidocious back to this country! Trump is a loser!

  • Spotts1701

    How can you say he doesn’t know how to create jobs when he’s worth TEN BILLION DOLLARS?

    Um, because he doesn’t produce anything other than hot air and cow flops?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      First Republicans tell us money == speech, now they say money == jobs.

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        Money saved by NOT hiring people is money in your bank account.

      • jmk

        So, does that mean that speech == jobs?

        I was told there would be no math so I was unprepared to calculate.

        • Anarchy Pony

          Repubs seem to think so given how much they gas on about it.

    • jesuswasablack

      That’s not true he has employed hundreds of bankruptcy and personal liability lawyers!

    • How does accumulating a pile of money equate to creating jobs? Especially since the stock market routinely rewards businesses for eliminating jobs. Do a thousand jobs suddenly spring into existence when someone wins the Powerball jackpot?

      • Bill Slider

        Should I ever win it, I will let you know.

      • malsperanza

        That whole “exporting jobs to China” thing also seems to be quite lucrative.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Well, should I win the Powerball jackpot, there will be a few jobs created, or at least maintained, at a bunch of non-profits. Starting with Planned Parenthood.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Should I win the Powerball jackpot, I promise numerous new jobs, $20.00 at a time, same as downtown.

      • Gleem-McShinez

        “Do a thousand jobs suddenly spring into existence when someone wins the Powerball jackpot?”

        Now, don’t be silly, of course not.
        Not without tax cuts, duh!

      • riledupone

        He creates jobs for bankruptcy attorneys.

  • JohnR

    Oh joy, I’d forgotten all about Sweaty Frank Luntz Focus Group Pro Wrestling.

  • Crystal Lindell

    Lol. Hannity thinks Republicans need to learn to be a little more outspoken. I guess he’s never been on Facebook.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      I guess he doesn’t watch his own show.

    • WiscoJoe

      Horrible strategy. The ‘silent majority’ was an effective tool for Republicans up until the point they stopped being silent and exposed themselves as a fringe minority.

    • Angry_Cop

      For once, Hannity and I are in total agreement. Let your freak flag fly, GOP!

    • jmk

      That actually made me sit back in my chair and shout HA!

    • splashy79

      Noticed that too! As if!

  • WiscoJoe

    The next time Frank Luntz wants to whine about divisive politics or his inability to get a job outside the Republican bubble, just remember that he thinks this freak show of a focus group is “one of the best” that he’s ever done.

    Previous: http://wonkette.com/538377/frank-luntz-is-really-sad-about-partisan-corrupt-traitor-obama-dividing-america

  • Jason M

    I miss America. Only country I’ve lived in where people could afford to be so fucking stupid.

    • Spotts1701

      Not only is stupidity affordable, it’s even rewarded.

      • Redgyal

        Isn’t that what the Pilgrims said when they left the Nederlands?

  • Rocky

    Ummm…inheriting money and/or making money in property creates from about 0 to approximately no jobs.

    • Reddishrabbit

      Estate attorney need work.
      And don’t forget the uncountable bankruptcy and divorce attorneys.

    • Crystalclear12

      Making money in real estate in New York City is like getting laid in a brothel. . .not that impressive.

    • James Christopher Owen

      ±3% margin of error.

  • Arse Grammatica

    Something about Trump appeals to angry, stupid people. I feel sort of stupid that I don’t know what, and now that makes me angry, and, hmm, nope not enough, still yearnie for Bernie.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      You don’t seem to be angry and/ or stupid enough to back Trump.

    • CognizantImpiety

      BERNIE!!!

      2016

  • Reddishrabbit

    That was the classiest focus group. It was YOOOOOOGGGGGGEEEEEEE

  • elviouslyqueer

    Parasol-wielding Bunny would like to thank Count Baltimora of Upper Fuckstickia for creating and sustaining his job for at least the next 16 months. God bless ‘Murca.

    • memzilla

      Brolly Bunny is booked solid through next November!

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Through November 2016!

    • The more he appears, the more I realize how wise he is to be wearing that raincoat.

      • kindness

        We could all use what ever the front rows of a Gallager show uses up until the election.

    • riledupone

      I think Brolly Bunny would make a great moderator for a GOP debate/floor show.

  • Angry_Cop

    -I am against the fact that they’re saying that “low information voters”

    The truth, she is painful.

    I must admit, I never thought I could have this much admiration for Donald Trump. He has turned what would have been an utterly predictable primary into a shit-flinging celebration of the Republican id.

    • Barley_Brains

      “…and all the monkeys aren’t in the zoo….”

      • Pollos Hermanos

        “Every day you meet quite a few….”

        • Toomush_Infer

          Or would you rather have a Dem?…

          • Pollos Hermanos

            Actually: “So you see it’s all up to you”

        • Me not sure

          “…And I like to watch them fling poo.”

  • elpinche

    Trump eats infants (but not wonkette babby!! ) and skull fucks nuns.

    “I DON’T CARE!! I DON’T CARE!! I DON’T CARE!! I DON’T CARE!! *PLUGS EARS* LALALALALALALALA”

  • ArgieBargie

    “Insulting my intelligence.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Let’s not get carried way, shall we?

    • Angry_Cop

      Like the unfortunate woman quoted here, I too am “for Donald Trump”, albeit for vastly different reasons. There’s a gas leak and he’s a bored teenager with a lighter inside the GOP house.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      One cannot insult the intelligence of someone who demonstrates very loudly that they have none to insult.

  • Indiepalin

    Anybody worth $10 trillion dollars has my vote.

    • Amy!

      Maybe he actually meant to say “Ten Brazilian dollars”?

  • Barley_Brains

    Purple eye shadow lady is proof that Palin has damaged our American country.

    • jesuswasablack

      Yeah I thought of that CUNT when I saw her too, weird?

  • BeliTsari
    • drbloor

      Damn straight. He’s got drug-addled, father-raping, mother-killing Messicans to do that for him.

    • Politics_Nerd

      I know a 1%er type (tech executive guy out in cali) who once told me he would go to Costco and buy his underwear in bulk. Then when he changed it, he would just throw the dirty pair away. I said, why not give it to the homeless? He said, fuck the homeless. I’d rather throw it away.

  • memzilla

    My G-d, that live-streaming approval graph at 5:20, as Trump is ponbloviating… it’s like an actual EEG of Stoopid. I swear I could actually hear synapses fusing together, as I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

    • Barley_Brains

      You’ve been to the Tannhauser Gate? Hmmm. What would you do if you saw a turtle lying on its back in the middle of the road?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        If the turtle were Mitch McConnell, absolutely nothing. But prevent anyone else from turning right side up, of course.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Pray for rain!

  • elviouslyqueer

    I never realized this: Frank Luntz has a face that is BEGGING to be punched.

    • memzilla

      Find his Grindr account and you will win all the whore diamonds!

    • say wha

      And I know just the New Jersey Governor to take on that job.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Sean Hannity and Rafael Cruz have competition for the portrait next to Backpfeifengesicht in the dictionary?

  • Steverino247

    She’s a “no information voter.”

  • Rocky

    …wearing VERY PURPLE eye shadow..

    We all know who else wore VERY PURPLE eyeshadow!

  • Steverino247

    Purple eye shadow? Was this a focus group or a Tammy Faye Bakker Look-alike Contest?

  • Ghost Buggy

    Way to dress up for TV, Luntz.

    • Me not sure

      A fucking Munsingwear penguin. I haven’t seen one of those shirts in decades

      • nmmagyar

        The 70’s are back

        • Me not sure

          NOOOO!!!

          • Zippy

            dust off the Leisure suits!

          • Me not sure

            That’s not dust it’s powder.

          • nmmagyar

            My guy started do “Farah Fawcett” do’s last fall

        • riledupone

          Well, the music scene will improve.

          • Whale Chowder

            “Improve?” Two words: REO Speedwagon.

  • jesuswasablack

    Wow, see what happens when you watch too much FAUX news and don’t change your depends on time.

  • memzilla

    • Angry_Cop

      Oxygen is for closers.

      • artem1s

        Miss Lindsey haz a sadz. She’s not even getting the steak knives :-(

  • elviouslyqueer

    I’m pretty sure the lady with the blowed-out frizz job was going for a Trump Toupee homage but let the ammonium thioglycolate sit on her hair for about an hour too long. Bless her heart.

    • nmmagyar

      HFS, you really do know your hair chem

  • SK

    I am confused. Why did they have one of the blacks in the group?

    • Anarchy Pony

      Token.

    • jmk

      Because Trump has a great relationship with The Blacks.

    • riledupone

      It allowed them to exclude a Log Cabin repub by telling them they could only have one token per focus group.

  • Callyson

    Fight night!

    • Anarchy Pony

      Elephant libel!

    • Hardly Ideal

      I imagine it going down with more impotent slapping.

  • Politics_Nerd

    Oh how I do adore our Mr. Trump. <3

  • Callyson

    That’s Frank Luntz? He looks like the third-place contestant in the National Bowling Championship…

    • Me not sure

      Also too, a bit like my departed grannie in her younger years.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      He will be seen in 50 years as the man who destroyed the GOP.

  • fawkedifiknow

    The more I see and hear from actual Trump supporters, the more I understand why they think the way they do.

    It’s called “the left side of the Bell curve.”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      They’re idiots who deserve to be serfs.

      • Wee Mousie

        Somebody has got to be a serf, and the way things work there has to be a lot of them. Just because one can never rise higher than a serf, however, doesn’t mean one shouldn’t do one’s utmost to see that future serfs have life a little easier than they presently do.

        These serfs though, are serfs who identify with the aspirations of their overlords, and vote against their own class’ best interests.

        They’re the epitome of serfdum.

        • riledupone

          Serf’s up!

          • Wee Mousie

            Not Bennett Serf.

          • riledupone

            Nor Christopher.

      • arglebargle

        It may be the devil or it may be the Lord

        But you’re gonna have to serf somebody.

    • memzilla

      Also called “the Sharp End of the Bell Curve.”

      • Msgr_Moment

        But not the sharpest tools in the shed.

      • Tansy Geek

        or the flat end of the pointy stick.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Unskew the polls!!

  • Villago Delenda Est

    I hate to inform that lady who loves The Donald because he’s a ten billionaire, but the .001% do not create jobs. Stupid people like her who buy groceries create jobs, through demand for goods and services. This is fucking Econ 101, which all these stupid Mammon worshipers very obviously failed.

    • D G

      Haha, literal LOL @ “Stupid people like her who buy groceries create jobs…”

      So funny bc it’s SO TRUE
      Tankz for this at the end of my day.

      • H0mer0

        The people on “food stamps” (it’s a card, not a stamp) put back more into the economy than they take out and more than the people who push money around to “make money” (that’s why it’s called “unearned income.” )

    • Spotts1701

      Bingo. The family living paycheck-to-paycheck is putting more energy into the economy than the Wall Street banker who lets their money sit in the vault or in their stock portfolio.

      • david green

        Or in the Cayman Islands. Just guessing.

  • Callyson

    How can you say he doesn’t know how to create jobs when he’s worth TEN BILLION DOLLARS?

    Um, because he’s actually worth less than a third of that amount?

    You’re welcome.

    • Tansy Geek

      And didn’t he inherit then blow millions from pater Trump?

      • Zippy

        This clown could have taken the enormous inheritance and stuck it in high yield bonds and stocks and never give it a second though and make at least as much money as he actually has (or claims to). And that is not even taking into account that he was handed an insider’s golden key to the blistering 1970’s New York real estate scene by daddy- all he had to do is follow pa’s instructions and not step on his own dick and he was set for life.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Yeah, but the point is that he, like the deserting coward and Gramps Walnuts, has daddy issues.

    • Wee Mousie

      Since many of The Donald’s holdings are in real estate, his estimation of his self worth probably runs along the same lines a they guy who proved that his dog had been worth ten thousand dollars by showing everyone the two five thousand dollar kittens he had traded it for.

  • BillWestern

    Poor sad fat-ass pasty Frank Luntz. Rich as hell, still a virgin. Yea America!

    • vivian

      or as he would say “sexually unexploited”.

      • CognizantImpiety

        I dunno, after all, he is a cunt.

        • H0mer0

          I thought he was gay married or something

  • Reddishrabbit

    So, they would all love Michael Bloomberg who had something like 35 billion?
    I mean he is for gun control, but like, x3 or x4 times richer.

    • nmmagyar

      But he’s a The Joo. They only love Israel, not the folks who made it

      • Villago Delenda Est

        They also run an international conspiracy to rule the world! They are so powerful they forced the leader of a certain Central European country to invade Poland, Denmark, Norway, Belgium, Holland, France, Luxembourg, Yugoslavia, Greece, AND the Soviet Union. The bastards.

        • nmmagyar

          Mine just cuts my hair. Lazy ass…

          • Wee Mousie

            Your what — Hitler, Napoleon? Never had one, but we had a Jew running a grocery store in the neighborhood. Instead of invading shit, he just made cheese, Best damn cheese in the world!

            Oh, and he wouldn’t handle Kraft, but that was back in the fifties, when grocery stores were still run by people..

          • nmmagyar

            My personal Jew. Or fiance. Whatever.

          • Wee Mousie

            Best make sure. Just in case there’s a difference.

        • Msgr_Moment

          Goddamn Bonaparte!

        • lesterthegiantape

          You know who ELSE — oh, same guy. Never mind.

        • Reddishrabbit

          Kaiser Whilhelm!

      • Reddishrabbit

        Well, only a third are going to accept Jesus before the end of time wars right? So, 1/3 must be cool.

  • Callyson

    I think that Republicans can learn to be more outspoken, a little more free and a little less guarded

    “Great idea, Sean: let’s let the wingnuts say what they really believe and what they really want to do if elected. Can’t wait to see the result of that plan!”

    – Hillary

  • Callyson

    For those who want even more laughs:

    Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 26m

    26 minutes ago

    I will be on @oreillyfactor tonight on @FoxNews at 8 PM and 11 PM.

    http://i.imgur.com/LkhI4bB.gif

    • D G

      Oh hecks yeah.

      WHY HAVE I BEEN WATCHING SO MUCH FOX?!?!?!
      (…is their “plan” working?)

      • Treg Brown

        For God’s sake man,
        Put. The remote. Down.

  • Anarchy Pony

    Supporting trump at all proves you’re a low information voter.

    • vivian

      or starved for entertainment…

    • eddi

      The Rebs in Oregon used to allow Independents to vote in their primaries. Too bad they figured out the joke or Trump would carry Oregon 100% in the primary.

      • SisterArtemis

        Now, now, we have a our extremely religious wingnuts out here, too. They’d never vote for Trump… instead, of course, voting for someone like Santorum or Huckabee. Or possibly a write in candidate known to approximately 49 people somewhere in the proposed “Jefferson State” region….
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_(proposed_Pacific_state)

        • david green

          The Jefferson Sae movement – just what the country needs, another third world state. We already got Mississippi.

    • Wee Mousie

      It proves that more than your information is low.

  • D G

    Dear GAWD people! You BETTER F ING VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    These are the idiots you acquiesce to when you don’t.
    Do it by absentee ballot
    By mail in ballot
    Wear your Superman cape in line when you go, because you’re a F ing SUPERHERO when you vote and drown out the colorful idiots above.
    None of this “my vote doesn’t count BS. IT DOES.

    • Spotts1701

      It always does. Because guess what? When you sit out because “both parties are the same”, you also refuse to vote for your mayor. Your city council. Your state representative or state senator. Your school board.
      And those folks can do a hell of a lot more damage that you will feel than the folks at the top of the ticket. Don’t believe me? Take a look at Kansas.

      • D G

        Thank you. THANK YOU.

        You get to pick JUDGES TOO!!!! Oh, and don’t get me started on the importance of school boards.
        SEE: Current war on AP curriculum by ‘muricans who don’t like talkin’ bout no slavery, racisms or Injuns (uck, even typing that was hard)

        **Looks at Kansas….. Hahahahahahahahahaaha, except for all the poor people suffering :(

    • starfanglednut

      Indeed. I’m ready to rip the head off the next person who says “I will NOT vote for Hillary! Voting for the lesser of evils is still voting for evil!1! If Hillary wins the nomination, I’m sitting this one out. Derp deep derp.”

  • Bill Slider

    Sorry, I missed the guaranteed, positive, without a doubt, $10 BIllion man, who will make us all rich if we vote for him, so we can all make jobs, guaranteed. It will be oh so wonderful, so very, very wonderful , and it will return the constitutionality to our country. You betcha.
    I want what she is having, except I don’t. I don’t even want to sniff it, much less injest it or mainline it. In fact, I don’t want to be in the same room with it, or the same zip code. I don’t want to be on the same planet. Make it stop. Can we use drones to help the sky puppet rapture these people away? Please, and thank you. Burp, also, too.

    • Suttree

      I have much more reasoned thinking after ten hits of acid.

  • D G

    So I got banned from Mediaite for calling Joe Concha an anti-Semite for his article on Jon Stewart and his whole playing along with the “….but but but it’s LIEBOVITZ!!!!”

    So here I am Wonkette, back at my home. And articles like this remind my why I’ve missed this community so much.
    Cheers.

    • smr06va

      Well done!……….

    • Callyson

      Huh? I missed this…

      You might not want to discuss this if it’s an unpleasant memory and that’s cool, but: WTF did Concha say?

      • D G

        He wrote a BS article after the “seeeeecret” meetings Stewart had with Obama….
        And called Stewart simply a “stenographer” for Obama

        But the thing that really pissed me off was the whole party about Stewart’s last name…
        “the 52-year-old said last night while pointing out his name (which one?) was clearly on the visitor logs.”

        That just plays into the whole anti-Semitic trope of “oooohhhh he changed his last name to try to name be jooooish, but he’s a JOOOO!!!!!! LIEBOVITZ!”
        So, I called him out on it a couple times, all of a sudden all my comments were deleted and I can’t post on that site anymore.
        LOL
        Oh well.

        http://www.mediaite.com/tv/stewart-reduced-to-stenographer-after-white-house-meetings-revealed/

        • Callyson

          Ah, thanks for the heads-up. Concha has got to be one of the most jealous people I’ve ever seen…

          • D G

            Seriously, I’d be embarrassed writing columns like this.

  • Joshua Norton

    Attention please. Attention please!

    Better hurry Michele. The clown car is almost full!!

    • nmmagyar

      Wow, she called iCarly a man right out of the gate. This could be fun!

    • Spotts1701

      Lord, I thank you for this glorious bounty.

      • Vienna Woods

        Oooh! My favorite one!

        • Steely_Fan

          Mine too, also!

        • riledupone

          This was my fave.

    • Angry_Cop

      There is no way God loves me this much.

    • data_ninja

      Seeing this makes me realize that we NEED a Republican Presidential primary bracket. We need to place bets (with votes?) on who is going to drop out first, second, etc, and who will be the last idiots standing. I’m pretty sure there’s enough of them now to fill out an board/diagram thingy (I don’t sports too well, sorry).
      Winner should get booze or a decadent dessert of their choice.

      • Anarchy Pony

        November madness.

  • Charles Cates

    Just two more days!

    • lesterthegiantape

      You’ll be able to hear the sound of my liver failing from twenty miles away.

      • Anarchy Pony

        On that day, we’ll all be failing livers.

        • Me not sure

          …for progress.

        • Toomush_Infer

          Ich bin ein Failenliver!….

      • bobbert

        My liver has already failed just looking at that.

    • Sharkey

      I like the “Drink Responsibly” at the bottom. Like THAT’s gonna happen.

      • nmmagyar

        I don’t know why they don’t just say “Don’t drive your drunk ass anywhere”

        • CognizantImpiety

          One would think that “Drive Responsibly” would be the better tagline.

      • Zippy

        even blackout drunk I’m more responsible than those buffoons

      • vivian

        Have you ever drunk Responsibly? That shit tastes horrible!

        • Sharkey

          But you’re just leaving more for the rest of us…

        • david green

          I think it is Canadian.

      • A Grumpy Cat

        I drink responsibly. I always make DAMN SURE I don’t spill any on anybody’s floor. And if I do, I clean it up by falling down and making sure all my clothing soaks it up.

    • Reddishrabbit

      My doctor said my liver was fine, and wouldn’t put me onon the transplant list. But at this rate, I’ll need a new one by Jan 2017

  • Bill Hicks Lives

    This Luntz guy looks like an uglier version of Frank Caliendo.

    • SK

      Costanza

      • nmmagyar

        No, he really looks like Frank Caliendo

  • lesterthegiantape

    This is like watching somebody with an aquarium hose up their ass fart into their own mouth for two months. It’s funny for the first five minutes, and then you can’t stop vomiting.

  • John Smith

    What do you get when angry Fox viewers yell at each other?

    1) A boatload of derp,

    2) Invitations to anonymous squishy buttsechs in the bathroom that will be denied afterwards,

    3) Drooling, and spittle flecked cameras,

    4) Someone yelling about the POTUS and Hitler,

    5) All of the above.

    • smr06va

      6) Sean Hannity anal-ysis.

      • Zippy

        you misspelled cyst

        • H0mer0

          that would be Limbaugh

          • Zippy

            I’m pretty sure Sean Hannity IS Rush Limbaugh’s anal cyst

    • Suttree

      Schadenfreude!

    • starfanglednut

      Profit?

  • herrointment

    He’s a riot!

  • azeyote

    how and when did they get that focus group ? I saw them at my local Walmart just the other day – man i hate Walmart –

  • DahBoner

    Republicans better stop making fun of him cuz they made fun of Ronald Reagan

    I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall. I don’t recall…

    • Zippy

      You all better shut up! Teh Donald is at least as good as the guy who had alzheimer’s most of his presidency

      • Wee Mousie

        Don’t knock the Alzheimer’s. It kept Reagan from remembering that he was president a lot of the time, and so he just kept trying to find a quiet corner in the Oval Office to sit and suck jelly beans.

    • SK

      They also made fun of Michelle Bachmann. That turned out well.

      • nmmagyar

        She’s back!

        • riledupone

          Wilhelm scream!1!!1!

  • HogeyeGrex

    yikes. after that first two minutes…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd4YgudTcnM

    • Marc

      I think I am becoming a Bender fan…. all glory to the hypnotoad.

      • riledupone

        But beware the Undertoad.

  • Me not sure

    If bitch fights were an Olympic event this debate could be the team USA tryouts. Let the games begin!

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Lucky for everyone Fox News is a gun-free zone!

  • Zippy

    “I’m a blithering idiot and I want someone who is just like me!!!!”

    • jmk

      Solidarity!!

    • TheBidenator

      Trump 2016: Make America Great for Morans Again!

  • Spurning Beer

    I’d suggest the term “low cognition voters.”

    • Anarchy Pony

      Tomato, potahto

    • TheBidenator

      very low alpha wave activity voters….

    • Steverino247

      That’s wonderful. I’m stealing it from you.

    • Logic of Color

      Synaptically challenged?

      • riledupone

        They still use copper wiring when everyone else has upgraded to fiber optics.

    • bobbert

      “fucking assholes”?

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    FTR, if you tell a truly stupid person they are stupid and should stop doing what they are doing because it is stupid, they take that as a dare to keep doing it.

    So… whatever you do, don’t tell them not to go home and juggle loaded firearms or chainsaws or… flaming kittens.

    • Zippy

      Stupid people are incapable of realizing just how stupid they are. Plus, they’re angry, resentful and suspicious of anyone smarter than they are

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        Dunning-Krueger effect.

        • Zippy

          Yup, dumb as hell and full of confidence because they haven’t the foggiest clue just how much they don’t know.

          • Anarchy Pony

            There’s also the corollary where competent intelligent people underestimate themselves

          • Suttree

            Yes, but we do not happen to be such a danger to ourselves and others.

          • Zippy

            hold my beer and watch this…

          • eddi

            Lemme get my camera first.

          • eddi

            I prefer to think of it as my margin for error. The bigger the better.

          • aureolaborealis

            And, more problematically, overestimate the low-wattage types. Because how could anyone not understand this, right?

          • Zippy

            I’ve gotten over that- I have resigned myself to the fact that there are a lot of really, really dumb people out there

          • aureolaborealis

            As long as you never forget how dumb they are …

          • Land Shark

            “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

            — George Carlin

            GOP: Servin’ the Low End of the Bell Curve™ since 1980

          • eddi

            Ignorance is bliss. Right up until you slam into the tree at 90 MPH.

          • Zippy

            SONNY BONO LIBUL!!1!

          • riledupone

            S/he who knows not, and knows not that they know not …etc., etc.

      • Wee Mousie

        Tried to mention the Dunning-Krueger effect but disqus_0lWqMBoD8b beat me to it,

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Not the kittens one.
      How about “Obamacare is coming for your drinkin’ gasoline, you better chug it up quick!!! Do you want to end up like four dead in Benghazi?!! “

      • Zippy

        Four dead in Benghazi- worst CSN&Y cover ever!

    • Wee Mousie

      Well, no flaming kittens, certainly.

  • Spotts1701

    Wow what a lineup for Thursday! In order: Trump, Bush, Walker, Huckabee, Carson, Cruz, Rubio, Paul, Christie and Kasich.
    Guess Jindal really will have to stand out in the parking lot with a bullhorn yelling “LOOK AT ME! I’M RELEVANT!”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      And we will point and laugh at him, like this….

      https://youtu.be/hrNkdN_L7NA

    • Mehmeisterjr

      No Carly? But how will they get the coveted “I want to vote for a vaginal-American but I don’t particularly care which vaginal-American” vote?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Sarah is waiting by the phone.

        • riledupone

          As is Crazy-Eyes Bachmann.

    • jmk

      I think the Guardian had better ideas for what to do with the GOP Klown Kar occupants:

      http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jul/21/republican-presidential-candidates-things-to-do-with-them

      • Zippy

        Jeb Bush as the queen? I beg to differ- importance of the piece aside, that position screams ‪Lindsey Graham

      • Callyson

        Enter them all in The Celebrity Apprentice. Each show welcomes 16 contestants, and it would be a great opportunity to test the business chops many claim to have. One problem might be convincing NBC to let Donald Trump back on TV. The network severed all ties with the former Apprentice host following his now infamous “Mexican rapists” comments.

        That asshole Kevin O’Leary has TV experience and would be the perfect* Trump replacement.

        * “perfect” here meaning “just as much of an asshole as”

        ETA: also too:

        Assign one candidate to each of the 15 baseball teams in either the National League or the American League. Chris Christie – who was recently named MVP in a charity softball game – could be a major asset. Bush could follow in his brother’s footsteps as a franchise owner. Huckabee is known for talking in baseball cliches. One candidate gets to be an umpire.

        Just as long as my Pirates aren’t infested with one of these assholes. We’ve got enough problems dealing with the Jailbirds…

        • Thaumaturgist

          Pirates moved to California? Thought it was the A’s.

          • Callyson

            No, I just stay loyal to my hometown’s teams.

            And after a twenty-year drought, we Bucs fans are loving being able to root for an actual contender. Unlike today’s GOP voters…

        • bobbert

          Christie was named MVP? What — Most Voluminous Player?

      • Wee Mousie

        Forget The Guardian, they suggested a rugby match???

        Politics, especially as it is played in America, is the roughest sport in the world. The only way to recreate a Republican goat rodeo battle in a stadium context is to bring back the melee, with swords, lances, seaxes, morningstars, maces, flails, harlberds, franciscas, but only a buckler and cuir bouilli armour to protect oneself.

        Vicious infighting with no one to feel sorry for. Now, that’s entertainment!

        • Thaumaturgist

          In Canada, they just do hockey. Works.

          • Wee Mousie

            Nah! They stop the game to bandage the victims when the blood starts to obscure the blue line.

            Where’s the fun in that?

      • eddi

        They want the Hispanic vote so bad? Form Los Locos Luchadors. Take on each other in a flaming barbwire cage match.

    • AnOuthouse

      Carly libel!

  • TheBidenator

    When two wingnuts fight and broken beer bottles are involved an angel gets its wings. But when an entire room full of wingnuts fight and there are multiple shivs involved the entire world suddenly becomes a better place….you stay classy, turds.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Maybe some of these “You’re insulting my intelligence!” people should use their intelligence to ask Italians how electing a boorish billionaire media/real estate mogul worked out for them.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Oligarchy now!

      • Zippy

        Oligarhy- Glenn says so…

    • Wee Mousie

      I like the woman who believed that her intelligence was being insulted when Trump followers were called low information voters, and yet when others said anything against Trump she held out her hands and kept repeating “I don’t care! I don’t care! I don’t care!”

    • eddi

      Bunga-Bunga!

  • Mehmeisterjr

    I think the level of discourse might ideally have been more elevated.

  • Charles Cates
    • Villago Delenda Est

      Sheeple are not a government creation. They’re a corporate creation.

      • riledupone

        Sheer/shear madness.

      • Sharkey

        Were you there?

  • cessnadriver

    Economics is about creating demand for labor not “creating jobs”. The latter term is just a RWAC way of deifying the rich.

    We don’t earn money, they give it to us, doncha no.

    • pstockholm

      Finally the Krugman-Wonkette mashup I’ve been waiting for.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Luntz: “… he’s got this appeal right now.”

    Trump is a sitting duck. They’ll use him to mobilize the rage monkeys. Then they’ll do a Perot on him, simply by media-blitzing any one of the hateful things he keeps saying, and try to transfer his support to JEB.

    • eddi

      Not a good idea. Like Perot, Trump has a massive ego and a thin skin. He will go third party just to do the Rebs down. I don’t know how they could buy him off but the Central Committee will have to in order to get their boy out in front.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        The Classy Party? The Yooooge Party?

        • eddi

          For Trump’s party, yes.

      • Angry_Cop

        Perot taught the Republican Party a lesson that they’ve forgotten, and I have a feeling The Trump is going to have to teach it to them again. And I suspect Trump will be a lot less civilized about it than Perot was.

        • eddi

          The Rebs, it seems, blame Bush the Elder for that whole thing. He and Perot were apparently feuding over an airport expansion and it slopped over into the elections. Trump just flat blindsided them then backed over their toes a few times just to make the point.

      • riledupone

        Oh yeah, there’ll be Hell toupee.

    • riledupone

      There’s nothing appealing about him, whatsoever.

  • diogenez
    • Steverino247
      • D_C_Wilson

        What a disappointment. I saw the caption “Bernie the Dinosaur” and was sure it was going to be a speech from Senator Sanders. False advertising!

        • Steverino247

          He’s not THAT old!

  • D_C_Wilson

    Now be fair. Trump has to created jobs. There are several bankruptcy lawyers who would be unemployed if it weren’t for him.

    • Callyson

      Not to mention the extra comedians who are getting shifts due to the increased content and demand for laughs,,,

    • riledupone

      Not to mention the keepers for The Thing On His Head.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Ten billion dollars, sitting in Trump’s (probably offshore) accounts, is ten billion dollars sucked out of the economy. The opposite of jerb creation.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Just discovered that this is an Actual Thing. Seems pertinent:

  • Barbara Delaney

    May I go off topic for one minute and say that there’s going to be a Cecil the Lion Beanie Baby available for $5.99, all proceeds going to Wildlife Conservation Research Unit in Oxford, the group that had been tracking Cecil.

    Sorry, back to you Jim.

    • Bezoar

      Will it have detachable head and skin?

      • Toomush_Infer

        Yes, for an extra $35,000…..(I’ll let myself out the back way)…

  • Callyson

    Related: it’s official now:

    Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, Mike Huckabee, Ben Carson, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, Chris Christie and John Kasich made the cut

    Roll call: who is drinking what on Thursday night’s Liefest? I’m torn between glasses of champagne and shot-and-a-beer…

    • AntiDerpomeme

      I suggest something with low alcohol content, ’cause you’re gonna want to pace yourself.

    • Zippy

      Drano

    • eddi

      As a nondrinker, I fear I may be the only surviving commentor Friday.

      • sw19womble

        I’m going for 64 ounce cups/buckets of New York’s finest soda.

        • eddi

          Two survivors. Plus they really hardcore types who may regain consciousness by the late afternoon. I’ll remember to type quietly.

          • sw19womble

            I’m hoping the sugar coma will put me out until Sunday afternoon.

          • Zippy

            call Bill, he’s got that hit down to a science

          • Toomush_Infer

            That straight Mount Gay will just slowly ease you into a trance…

          • Anarchy Pony

            The key to hangovers is simply hydration.

          • david green

            So the pain and ,misery are just a bug?

      • nmmagyar

        Same here also, too

    • Seek

      If this thing starts at 5pm Eastern, those of us on the Left Coast had better figure out how to drink and watch at work.

      Unemployment for All!

      • nmmagyar

        An endometriosis flare up was my favorite “fake” illness. Mainly because I’m a guy and 99% of male bosses will have no idea what it is

        • Seek

          And imagine the surprise when you get one who does. That would be worth it right there.

          • nmmagyar

            He admired my creativity

        • Bezoar

          Here’s a conversation I had on the phone with a subordinate once:

          Him: “I won’t be making it in today.”
          Me: “Oh, what’s wrong?”
          Him: “Eye trouble.”
          Me: “Eye trouble?!”
          Him: “Yeah, I can’t see coming to work today.”

      • Bezoar

        I’m sure the entire country will come to a halt for this momentous event.

        • freakishlystrong

          Our fucking “media” sure as fuck will.

      • Left Coast Tom

        Apart from the drinking…is Fox basically saying only the unemployed would be interested in this clown-car show? I mean, even if you live on the East Coast, you still have to get home after you leave work, and there is this thing called “traffic”.

    • Helena Handbag

      Any word yet on when the swimsuit competition is scheduled to take place? i plan on being busy flossing the cat’s teeth during that portion of the event.

      • eggsacklywright

        I’ll be busy, too. Gotta rotate the shark.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        My gawd, I love your screenname. Also too, your comment.

        • Helena Handbag

          *blushes*

      • Mehmeisterjr

        You won’t want to miss the talent competition when Chris Christie demonstrates his birth control methods in action.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          He’d do better focusing on girth control.

        • Billy Rubin

          Chris Christie is a birth control method in action.

      • david green

        Do you really want to miss Mr. Cruz in his speedo?

    • Walter Wellstone

      I have to admit I’m not going to watch the debate. I just can’t muster 5 min in front of a TV tuned to Fox News. I’ll rely on you guys to tell me how it went. I just can’t… I’m sorry.

      • Callyson

        You can always skip the debate and just follow along with the live-blog. You’ll probably have MUCH more fun doing that than actually watching these clowns.

        • Walter Wellstone

          Gin and Tonic it is.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          I’l probably go with Skinny Girl something-or-other, because I have “this administration’s failed policies” in the drinky pool and I don’t want to pass out in the first five minutes.

          • Callyson

            Whatever you do, don’t get the Skinny Girl Pina Colada: that shit is rank.

            The Margarita is OK if you don’t have high standards: another option is to go with DIet Coke and Malibu Island Spiced Rum: just 70 calories a drink!

            Hmm, I think I know what I’ll be drinking that night after all…

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            I like the grapefruit margarita. Can’t do diet cola as I’m apparently allergic to something in it. Come to think of it, there’s probably something I’m allergic to in the Skinny Girl stuff too, but the other symptoms of a night drinking mask the allergic-reaction ones!

          • david green

            Wouldn’t work for me. I got black-out drunk on that shit before reporting for Boot Camp. 50 years later the smell still makes me a bit queasy.

        • riledupone

          I’ve got a bottle of Bacardi Limon, some Pepsi with Lime and since my birthday is Friday, it doesn’t matter if I snooze half the day away. I am SO looking forward to this.
          It’s kind of weird because the entirely loathsome Stephen Harper called a federal election in Canuckistan on the weekend and I do not look forward to it at all. This man is the Canuck version of Scott Walker or (gasp) the Tedster. But there is nothing remotely amusing about him.
          Frankly, he’s scary.

          • Vienna Woods

            Yes, he is. And the whole idea of calling the election 11 weeks out, rather than 5 1/2 weeks, just so that he and his Cons can spend all that extra money they have, while the NDP and Libs have to struggle with their much smaller warchests, is SO incredibly douchebaggish that I can’t believe it’s really happening. But it is, and I fear he’ll win.

    • Enfant Terrible

      I will not waste my precious time on this planet watching 10 noodniks parroting Reagan talking points. But I will be sipping on a nice local cabernet and hitting “refresh” on the Wonkettarial web page.

      • James Christopher Owen

        I have a feeling this klown kar is gonna make old Ray-gun sound reasonable.

        • Shoto

          Though invoked incessantly, Zombie Saint Ronnie couldn’t make the cut in today’s manifestly insane GOP.

          • david green

            “Insane” is such a harsh word. True, but harsh.

        • Enfant Terrible

          Reagan would be *primaried* by this crowd!

          • James Christopher Owen

            Tom “The Hammer” Delay LIBEL!!

      • DEL_5447

        yes, without cable and not willing to pay for fox access, wonkette will be my venue for watching this shit show.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        More like Ming the Merciless talking points. I figure a shitload of beer and Wonkette will do less damage to my brain cells than watching this turdstorm live.

        • Billy Rubin

          That’s a pretty low standard. Jimson weed, bath salts, and a bucket of lead paint chips will do less brain damage than watching this shitshow.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Meth. You left out meth.

          • Zippy

            IOW my usual Saturday night…

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Also too, wondering which is worse; a shitshow or a turdstorm.

          • ButchWagstaff

            Neither. Both are equally shitty but maybe a turdstorm spreads the shit around more?

        • david green

          I have a couple of bottle s of a very nice Petite Sarah. I think I will just drink them and not watch the TV. Same result, bless pain.

    • Jeamonn

      What hurts the least when it shoots out of your nose? I have a feeling that will be happening a lot.

      • nmmagyar

        Wine

      • Billy Rubin

        Ether

        • starfanglednut

          Hunter Thonpson libel!1!!

        • bobbert

          Nitrous

    • Shoto

      There’s your rich comedy goodness, right there…

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    “60% of Americans WILL NOT vote for Donald Trump.”
    “I don’t care!”

    Bless their hearts.

    • AnOuthouse

      Hopefully 60% of Americans will not vote for any of the other shlubs they have.

    • Walter Wellstone

      Yeah. I know. Fucking flabbergasting.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      IKR? Gawd bless em for their “We are so gonna lose this election, and we don’t care because Trump shares our values!” stance. Not that they are capable of understanding that is how numbers, logic, or reality work, but you guys are gonna lose SO HARD.

    • Thaumaturgist

      The saving grace is that sixty percent of Republicans will vote for The Donald.

  • AnOuthouse

    That’s a weekend barbeque of finger pointing people I would sneak out of.

  • aureolaborealis

    By this measure, Carlos Slim, who is a bona fide messican with a mustache and everything, would make an even better presnit. Between about seven and 20 times better, depending on whose Trump numbers you believe.

  • Tony Prost

    that’s what you call a room full of dumb

    • Wee Mousie

      That’s not mere dumbth.

      1st. Imagine how few people truly needed to see that.
      2nd. Imagine how many people actually saw that.
      That’s DUMTH on electronic media steroids.

  • Incoming Ham

    I love the term “low information voter.” It’s always used by someone who listens to Rush, creator both of the term and of the low information voter.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Isn’t he the one who calls his fans “Ditto-heads” because they just repeat everything he says?

      • Left Coast Tom

        Worse than that…he’s the one whose fans would call in and simply say “dittos, Rush”. They weren’t quite up to the task of repeating what he said.

      • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

        Well, a fan came up with that, to avoid slobbing Rush’s know to the full extent that the previous caller had. Succeeding callers picked it up as a talisman.

    • sw19womble

      GEDDY LEE LIBEL!!!2112!!!!

      • James Christopher Owen

        I know it makes no difference to what you’re goin’ thru.
        Ya sometimes drive me crazy, and I worry about you.

    • elpinche

      Low information voter ≠ Modern day warrior and mean mean scribe

    • Billy Rubin

      Samuel Popkin libel! Rush likes to pretend he invented it, and then manages to abuse it. His dipshit followers propagate the myth.

      • Incoming Ham

        Ahhhhhh! This I was unaware of. Rush abuses many things (and probably himself several times a day while fantasizing about jeb! bush as president)

  • edith prickly

    She had me at “constitutionality.” I’m going to start saying that when I wants to sound like A Smart.

  • Walter Wellstone

    Fox News loyalists are truly stupid. I know we make fun of them and all but this little piece shows unequivocally how dumb they are. You can’t make this shit up–it’s amazing. Thank you for posting it.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    What’s that they’re flinging at each other?

    Oh Good Lord NO!!!

    • Callyson

      I read that as “What, they’re fingering each other?”

      I might not need as much booze for the Thursday night Liefest as I thought I would…

      • nmmagyar

        Or you need more. It’s hard to tell.

  • Jeamonn

    Well, they would be just fucking adorable if wasn’t for the fact that they are allowed to vote.

    • sw19womble

      And the blahs would be fucking terrifying if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s made so difficult for them to vote.

      • Jeamonn

        ok.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    This focus group encourages me to extend ryp’s useful new meme of a couple days ago –

    My goodness, you’re all fucking idiots.

    • Wee Mousie

      Er … who decided it was a good idea to focus upon an imbecile’s vision of his colon, anyway?

  • CripesAmighty

    “How stupidity became a virtue in the land of the free.”
    –Charlie Pierce

  • A Grumpy Cat

    Oh god, I see their plan now. They’re going to make us all die laughing before the election.

    • lesterthegiantape

      The one guy in the entire acting trade who can emote with his nose.

  • Jeamonn

    Why do people do what the purple eye shadow people eater did? What is with the right and veterans? I’m a vet and I don’t have any more of a right to talk shit about McCain’s service than anyone else does. His experience was not my experience, thank god. I, like millions of vets don’t have any idea what it is like to be a POW. Also does being angry make you ugly? That focus group could of used a little less focus.

  • Mormos

    it is all fun and games until these idiots put him in office.

    • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

      He’d make W look like a fucking statesman…

      • david green

        OK, I have to call MIssion impossible on that tone.

  • Sam Hain

    Who let the “low information” voters out!

    • david green

      Well, it is Obama’s fault once again. He never got off his skinny black ass and got those FEMA camps finished. Now the low info voters are running wild across the amber waves or grain, or some such shit.

  • SOMEWHAT OT:Here’s something to haunt your dreams….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iaVjVAxiC8

    The reaction of the guy in the foreground – priceless!

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Today, we are all the guy in the foreground.

    • What has been seen in your mind cannot be unseen.

      http://cdn.uinterview.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/chris1.jpg
      ~

      • KenRob

        Teeny, weiney, peeney in full view. Where’ s the eye bleach?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        I knew I’d seen that somewhere before… I just hadn’t realized how long ago it was:

      • O4FSake

        I wasn’t aware men can have camel toe.

    • Just saying

      I love you. I have no idea where you found this. Foreground guy is dying and so am I.

    • ButchWagstaff

      That’s some serious facepalming right there. If it had been me, I’d probably have thrown up on camera.

  • HolidayinCambodia

    Trump knows how to create jobs for bankruptcy lawyers, which is good for my town, I guess.

    • Razor’s Edge

      Don’t forget to pack a wife.

      Sporting my DK shirt right now.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Something tells me you’re not referring to Donna Karan.

        • Razor’s Edge

          Punk rock….not fashion.
          But I would like to see some torn fishnets and boots on her.

      • HolidayinCambodia

        Well, you’ll work harder with a gun at your back
        For a bowl of rice a day
        Slave for soldiers till you starve
        Then your head’s skewered on a stake.

        Actually, sounds a bit like the motto of the GOP.

  • Razor’s Edge

    I think I just had an orgasm from schadenfreude…

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Ah, the rare Schadenorgasmus! The last time I had one was during Karl Rove’s on-air meltdown when they told him he hadn’t sufficiently rigged the vote in Ohio.

      • Enfant Terrible

        I cherish that memory. Along with the crestfallen look on Rove’s face when Pennsylvania went for Obama in 2008.

        • Duke

          Thank you! Good times…

      • Razor’s Edge

        Thank you so much….men can have multiples…..

      • SadDemInTex

        One of TV’s greatest moments.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Hilarious. In all the ceaseless shit shower of self-aggrandizement, idiocy, and bigotry that is Donald Trump, his biggest sin in the eyes of these yankee-billies is that he donated to the Clinton Foundation.

  • Swampgas_Man

    I think Donald Trump could possibly become the next president of the United States of America.

    And in my darker moments, so do I. Then the night-sweats begin.

    • Everybody says that. But the ultimate Koch-whore, Scott Walker, would be worse than you can possibly imagine.
      ~

      • starfanglednut

        Seems like Walker must have some very nasty corruption scandals no too far back in his closet that might make at least the independents think twice.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Of course, Dubya had huge scandals in his background, bungled 9/11, bungled New Orleans, bungled the economy and still got reelected. So, yeah, I don’t want to fall into a blue funk but nasty corruption scandals don’t seem to affect the baggers that much.

          • Anarchy Pony

            Wasn’t New Orleans after the election?

          • Zippy

            yes, 2005

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Yes, the huge scandals in his background are different from his many post-election bungles. I could figure out how to to word this better but I’m too damned lazy.

        • swbeauty

          Google the pic of Walker in a bustier from his college days. A classic!

      • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

        Couldn’t be impeached for obvious insanity.

      • SadDemInTex

        He is so completely owned by the Koch brothers…it is terrifying. The ultimate Koch sucker

        • Anarchy Pony

          If Mitt was an android, Scott’s just a marionette.

        • Walter Wellstone

          It’s “kochsucker”. One word, all lowercase.

        • Peggy Ryan

          I think the Koch brothers actually bought ScottyWalker

          • SadDemInTex

            Yep…he would gladly eat their butt wiped toilet paper.

      • David Sagneri

        Isn’t that the horrifying reality. I’m pretty sure that of all the current candidates running in the GOP clown car Trump would actually be the least disastrous of them.

        • Tansy Geek

          I’d take Miss Lindsey at her worst over Trump. The man is the very definition of a buffoon. The ultimate Ugly American.

          • David Sagneri

            Fair. I completely forget that the Southern Belle was running.

      • artem1s

        Kasich somehow made it onto the mainstage despite no one knowing who he is outside of OH. Be afraid, be very afraid….

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      That would truly be the “abandon all hope, ye who reside here” moment. The worst of reality teevee incarnate.

  • mrpuma2u

    Will Trumpmurica be great before, or after he leads it to, and then out of bankruptcy???

    • Mehmeisterjr

      He has no experience with leading anybody out of bankruptcy. He only knows how to stick his marks with the debt.

    • bruce_webb

      Sheesh! How else ya gonna wipe out $18 trillion in debt without going through bankruptcy?

      Its Trumpmagica! You just scrape debt off in court like barnacles off your super-yacht, just cut close to the pier and then a little sanding and painting and Don’s Your Uncle! (Sam that is)

      • Msgr_Moment

        Debt goes in, freedom comes out. You can’t explain that!

      • Walter Wellstone

        That yacht is yooooge…

  • Vienna Woods

    Dear god. I just realized that the debate is the same night as Jon’s last show. In other words, we will never get his report on it.
    Is it possible Fox didn’t set the date for this debate before Jon announced when he was doing his last show? It would be irresponsible not to speculate…

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Of course they did. Unless Larry Wilmore does a special Friday show, it won’t really get the Comedy Central treatment until Monday. This is why Wonkette must step up to the plate and make up for the snark deficit.

      • david green

        Fortunately, I think the snark of Wonkette goes to unplumbed depths.

    • Callyson

      the debate is the same night as Jon’s last show

      Maybe Jon will do a live final broadcast, just so he can show his reaction? He will do that…right?

      (bites nails)

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    Bow down before the one you serve.
    She is the uniting force between Christ and Reznor.

    • Enfant Terrible

      My wife is pretty awesome, but I’ve never thought of her on those terms.

  • amindofitsown

    Hispanics, Blacks…one can only guess which minority Trump will piss off next.

    • bruce_webb

      Braino-Americans. Oops sorry much too late for THAT one.

    • nmmagyar

      The gays

    • Callyson

      Whle nmmagyar could be right, my money goes on Trump over-doing it with The ChIna Threat!!! and pissing off Asians.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Aot,K obviously. Why did it take this long for an aot,k? You call yourselves Wonkerados?

      • bobbert

        Subtlety, eh?

  • Celtic_Gnome

    So, I guess Fox doesn’t give a good goddamn what any non-white person thinks about any subject in the world.

    • Enfant Terrible

      Bingo.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      That would be one interpretation. The correct one but one.

    • Duke

      They couldn’t find any non-white Republicans in New Hampshire for the spectacle. How hard can that be?! Well, very hard.

      And they do care deeply what non-whites think. They must learn that in order to fashion effective propaganda that will make non-whites angry enough about infringement on their “values” that they will vote for Republican politicians. Once in power, they will further secure and advance the interests of the rich and powerful. They don’t do anything about the “values” because that’d remove the anger and they’d risk that the next propaganda barrage wouldn’t work.

      I’m sensing another vote against Obamacare! The whites eat that up. What will the browns find motivating?

      • Laffing Crow

        Now, now. They fulfilled their token quota. He was RIGHT there in the front row, not saying a word. I guess your Demonrat, Liberal shill, uncontrollable urges to abort babies and abuse your “wicked stick” has deservedly stricken you blind. Why do you hate America?

        • david green

          That’;s telling the unAmerican muslim commie!

    • Anarchy Pony

      They do when it’s a brown person that happens to agree. See Allen West, Ben Carson, Bobby Jindal, that crazy King relative lady.

      • david green

        Hey – I saw Bobbie’s portrait and that man is definitely white.

    • toomanyrappers

      Fox doesn’t give a damn what anybody thinks. :)

    • drbloor

      Well, they *do* want to know if you do windows or not.

    • mardam422

      Where in hell do you think they were going to find a black Republican in New Hampshire?

  • Beowoof14

    Donald Trump worth 10 Billion, now that’s funny.

    • Shibusa

      I read today that if The Donald had simply stuck his $200 million inheritance in an unmanaged stock index fund, back in the early 80s, when his rich father died, he’d be worth $20 billion today.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        An interest-earning checking account. It’s called “the art of the inherited deal”. Brilliant.

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        So he underperformed the S&P by about 17 billion? Sounds a bit high He’s no Warren Buffet, but 1 dollar in 1985 would have earned you 27 in 2014.

        27 x 200 million = 5,400 million = 5.4 billion. He’s worth under 3 billion, so he underperformed the S&P by about 47%,

        Not counting dividends, of course, which he could have lived on easily.

        • Shibusa

          47% is a number rich with irony.

      • JohnQFugly

        But then he’d just be on the lame Forbes list. Instead, also, too, he’s now NOTORIOUS!!

  • toomanyrappers

    I think Carrot Top could beat Trump. The Republicans deserve this. ;)

  • HogeyeGrex

    OT but FFS,

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLlGmWgW8AA0Y_u.png

    And eight short years later…

  • freakishlystrong

    What’s really going to be fun is watching these “family values” assholes dance around the fact that their guy is a thrice, (4X?), married philanderer. Look how wonderfully they’ve treated an actual family man.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Yeah, and it’s a given Trump cheated on his first wife with Marla Maples. That’s public domain.

      They don’t care about family values unless they can use it as a hammer to smack gays or democrats or… (insert RNC outgroup).

      That is obvious if you pay attention generally.

      • nightmoth

        Poor Marla, a former Miss Hawaiian Tropic. The word from Dalton, Ga., her home town, was that Marla was madly in love with Donald, and was shocked when he fucked her one last time, then went straight to a divorce lawyer, the week their prenuptial agreement kicked in. The agreement was that at the end of that week, she would have gotten 50/50 in case of a divorce. Donald filed just under the prenup deadline. Family values!

    • MrCanoehead

      Dance around? Like they did with all the other multiple-married and/or unfaithful and/or gay-on-the-downlow GOP pols? They don’t deal with it. They don’t even hear it. Anything that doesn’t match the narrative, they just hear a high-pitched buzzing noise. It’s called Republican Tinnitus.

      • ohpaleasegivemeabreak

        But they hear it loud and clear if a Democrat went to a strip club once when he was about 22.

        THAT is a deal breaker and grounds to elect someone like Sam Brownback instead.

        • jw

          I still can’t wrap my head around that one. I have a hard time working up sympathy for the folks in Kansas knowing they re-elected that Kochsucker Brownback and that’s the reason why.

          • david green

            Lighten up on Brownback., Any time now, Kansas will become a paradise for all. And then you will be sorry you called all them names. Yessiree!

          • fgbndslndr

            I guess this wouldn’t be a good time to go back to referring to the state as “Bleeding Kansas”.

          • jw

            Bleeding brain cells is more like it!

    • bbayliss

      The next Democratic V.P. candidate should be required to have an 18 year old unmarried pregnant daughter on display at the convention.

      I believe that dance was called “She made the right choice, not the one we’d deny you.”

  • Comrade Wingtardd 5467p

    Yes

  • ohpaleasegivemeabreak

    “He’s worth ten billion dollars. He doesn’t know how to create jobs? How can you say he doesn’t know how to create jobs when he’s worth TEN BILLION DOLLARS?”

    He inherited what he started out with from pappy and failed to be so stupid that he blew it all on drugs and sleazy wimmen.

    So – a tiny bit smarter than you, other other lady from the purple eye shadow lady – but not by much.

  • sosuume

    Mic dropper is “insulted” for being called a “low information voter”? Hell, she’s too fucking stooopid to know that’s a compliment.

  • SoSezYou

    Here comes the talk of the silent majority again…you all remember, they were going to rise up and vote Romney in with a landslide? These always angry and always white is right voters don’t seem to realize not everyone who is white votes like THEY do and certainly minorities don’t vote for Republicans who denigrate them as worthless, rapists, killers, thugs and et cetera…

    • david green

      JUst because I am an old white guy does that mean I HAVE to vote for Trump? Uh, asking for a friend?

  • Rick Hill

    Trump and all the rest will change positions as quickly as the wind shifts and we’ll not hear one chant of “flip-flop”

    • JohnQFugly

      Do it enough times and it turns into “wishy-washy”.

    • fgbndslndr

      Flip flops are meaningless to me since Rand Paul stopped flogging them on his website.

  • mardam422

    Ten billion dollars, Alan. TEN BILLION DOLLARS!!!

  • Tansy Geek

    Frank Luntz is an uncooked dinner roll with teeth. Ugh. Sean Hannity is utterly without any sense of awareness, self or otherwise. Apparently passion is the new “would you want to have a beer with him?”. Just some thoughts.

  • guppy06

    Just like this other lady, wearing VERY PURPLE eye shadow

    There you go, fixating on the appearance of only the women. What about the guys’ eyeshadow?

  • preachy

    “You Frank”. “No, You Sean”. did I miss the kissy parts?

    • vivian

      off cam; the viewers have delicate sensibilities. If it isn’t violence (physical, psychological or verbal) or a blond in a tight dress, it doesn’t air.

  • JD Mulvey

    I love how some of the nutjobs are the “reasonable” nutjobs and they get all shouted down by the nutjob nutjobs.

    And then there’s the one total imbecile lady who’s hoppin’ mad that everybody thinks she’s a total imbecile for liking Trumpy.

    Great stuff!!

  • Tyroanee

    10 billion dollars… Since when do we pick a president on their bank worth? (Which by the way is highly inflated)

  • i’m totally turning to the purple side.

  • MikeyArmstrong

    Poor black guy.

  • splashy79

    They think that if someone is wealthy they create jobs? The gullible is strong with these ones.

  • Bren

    Looks like President Tourette is creating himself a cult.

    “What do we want? TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT!!
    “When do we want it? PISSFLAPS!!

    (and that is supposed to be C U L T with an L)

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