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Here’s Hillary Clinton’s new campaign ad, a pleasant if not incredibly edgy Old-Horror-Movie smack at all the Republicans who are simultaneously not scientists but 103 percent sure there’s no such thing as Global Warming. Wisely, the gothic horror subtitles are kept to a minimum, giving the not-scientists plenty of time to say dumb things so we can yell at the screen, “No, you’re wrong! That’s not right at all! You are a stupid, stupid person to think that!” And it closes with a web address for Clinton’s email sign-up page, although it takes a couple more clicks to actually reach her detailed policy goals on renewable energy. She takes the radical position that climate change is real, when any fool knows she should be telling women to get married and have babies for a better America.

The ad was released in conjunction with Clinton’s announcement, in a Des Moines speech Sunday, of an initiative to fight climate change, in which she also played off the “not a scientist” meme in less jokey terms. Maybe she’s not a scientist, she said, but:

I’m just a grandmother with two eyes and a brain and I know what’s happening in the world is going to have a big effect on my daughter and especially on my granddaughter.

Clinton also mocked Republican denials of science in another video, titled “Stand for Reality,” saying, “It’s hard to believe that people running for president refuse to believe the settled science of climate change,” while some of the same quotes from the “horror” video appear onscreen, minus the spooky music:

“Future generations will look back and wonder, ‘What were we thinking? How could we possibly be so irresponsible?'” Clinton asks.

And unlike Republicans who intend to spend their first day in office destroying people’s healthcare or starting a war with Iran, Clinton says she will introduce plans that to commit to installing “half a billion solar panels” nationwide by the end of her first term, and over 10 years, to increase solar generation capacity enough to power every home in the country. Which sounds good, what with the reductions in greenhouse gases and new jobs, but has she really considered the downside, as this 2009 Joel Pett cartoon worries?

j pett climate cartoon

Is this really the clean, energy-efficient hell you want for your children?

[YouTube / Joe.My.God / WaPo / Image credit: Kentucky.com]

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  • Ryan Denniston

    Is it me, or are there an unusually large number of ads featuring boobs today?

    • Zippy

      it’s the Trump stories- to adsense, boobs are boobs…

      • Msgr_Moment

        Google Deep Thought has become sentient.

        • Anarchy Pony

          I hope it euthanizes us all soon.

    • Daniel P

      You type that as if it’s a bad thing.

    • willi0000000

      perhaps just an unusual number of ads featuring large boobs?

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      It may be a coincidence, it may be targeted advertising, but yes I would like to know more about hot women who do dumb things.

      • Zippy

        one weird trick

    • Lot_49

      You almost tempted me to turn off NadClockYes for a moment there. I’ll do anything for boobs, but not that. Sending Trix a check every now and then is more fun.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Usually there are just a number of ads featuring large boobs.

      • Ryan Denniston

        Maybe they are just unusually large boobs today?

  • Zippy

    inevitable GOP attack ad- Hillary hearts Solyndra

  • Spotts1701

    “Well, if Hillary loves the planet so much why does she still fly around in an airplane?” – Wingnut response, translated from the usual argle-bargle

  • VandeGraf

    Clean air and water are the enemies of liberty! They– the progressive insiders– cannot make us do it if we don’t want to. So, foul your water today! Stink up your air! Dump your trash along the highway! Show Washington you’ve had enough! It’s what The Founders intended: a dead car in every yard and gray shit in the water! America, it’s time you came home to filth!

    • Angry_Cop

      I consider myself a strict originalist when it comes to the American Constitution; I shit in my dishwasher every night just to make sure that my dishes come out the same way as The Founders intended.

      • Zippy

        You just know George took a piss off the side of the boat halfway across the Delaware

    • Bike paths inevitably lead to fascism.

      • willi0000000

        “Bike paths inevitably lead to fascism socialism.”

        [ had to . . . they like fascism! ]

        • You’re right, of course, but they call it capitalism. “Fascist” and “socialist” are used synonymously in Wingnuttese.

          • Captain Kraut

            Ain’t that the truth. It makes a weird kind of sense since they don’t know what either one is…

      • Wonkaholic

        I don’t know about your neighborhood, but in my ‘hood bike paths inevitably lead to places I don’t need to go. I think the bureaucracy is more concerned with lane miles per dollar than with convenience. Then again, I live in a red state, so I should know better.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Koch officials have declared a “Scare the Air” day, so everybody dig a big pit in your back yard, fill it with coal, and light it up.

    • Fun with Cthulhu

      Cue Dennis Leary – “I’m an Asshole”

      …You know what I’m gonna do?
      I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
      Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
      And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
      And I’m gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph

      Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
      Cheese burgers from McDonald’s in the old fashioned
      Non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
      And when I’m done sucking down those grease ball burgers

      I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
      And then I’m gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
      And there ain’t a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
      You know why? Because we got the bombs, that’s why

      Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, okay?

      Read more: Dennis Leary – I’m An Asshole Lyrics | MetroLyrics

  • Lot_49

    Hillary’s feeling the Bern, and it feels good.

    • Zippy

      I’m not sure if he’s pushing her left, or if she simply feels freer to go left with him as a stalking horse, but either way I’m liking it. While talk is cheap, especially during campaign season, I’d rather have promises on record that we can hold her to than not.

      • Lot_49

        Eight years ago Obama, handicapped by his Illinois background, was promising us “clean coal.” So we’ve made some progress.

        • Bitter Scribe

          Yeah, kissing the coal industry’s ass isn’t a winning strategy for Democrats. Just ask Senator Alison Whoosis Grimes.

          • Zippy

            never heard of her

          • Bitter Scribe

            She’s the woman who lost to Mitch McConnell last year. Her campaign strategy consisted of talking up coal and giving Obama the back of her hand.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          Clean coal is what the hypothetical “good guy with a gun” uses to heat the house where he lives with his two daughters who were completely convinced by abstinence only sex ed.

    • the_steamer

      This was all probably in the works anyway. I think the push from Bernie won’t really be felt until there is a debate.

      • Zippy

        the more, the merrier

  • Logic of Color

    Wow, finally a “on my first day in office” I can live with

  • Reddishrabbit

    First they came for rolling coal, and I said nothing because they are idiots.
    Then they came for dirty power plants, and I said nothing because I like my lungs clean.
    Then they came for me, and that’s cool, I’ll happy upgrade my eletronics to save money and power.

  • 19th Amendment

    Good for Hill. The ad serves its purpose of making Repugs look like the Neanderthals they are.

    On an aside: That logo of hers, with the directional pointing right, irks me. Verily.

    • Amy!

      Put the logo on a tee-shirt. If you’re behind Hillary, the arrow points left.

    • willi0000000

      if the directional starts blinking . . . PANIC!

  • OK, you know what, I give up. I’m not even going to pretend. I’m happy to vote for HRC and I’m signing up now for the campaign. She’s going to make a damned good president and I can’t wait to vote for her.

    • CognizantImpiety

      You must work for a Wall St. firm.

      BernieSanders2016

      • eddi

        Hillary is second-best at best. Until you see the other side.

    • Vecciojohn

      I have as bad a case of the Bernies as any other bleeding heart hippie libtard around this saloon, but I agree that she will be a very skillful practitioner in office and if the stars align she may do very good things for the country. And remember, FDR and Truman knew how and when to cut a bitch too.

  • Msgr_Moment

    In response, Sarah outlines her plan to drink a bazillion Big Gulps on her first day in office.

    • Zippy

      the sad part is that a large percentage of the idjit base would applaud and high five that as a Mavericky™ act of defiance

      • riledupone

        Since she only does half of anything, it would be -icky act of defiance. Ewwww.

    • SnarkTank

      As a Republican, she is required under 36 KochLaws 256.81(b)(i)(3) to repeal Obamacare (“every word of it!”) on her first day. The Big Gulps will have to wait until Day 3, after she cuts taxes for the Top 0.01% and guts all the welfare giveaways.

      • Thaumaturgist

        Day 7? She rests?

        • Doug Langley

          She works??

        • Barley_Brains

          she quits.

          • eddi

            And her Veep, ____________ proceeds to drive the US into the sea.

          • Barley_Brains

            Fill in the blank with: “Rod Blahojevich, recently the recipient of a presidential pardon”

          • Barley_Brains

            Dammit Blagojevich is tough enough to spell without spellcheck helping out.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      And install the first fracking injection well in the oval office!

      • Zippy

        and strip mine the rose garden

        • AntiDerpomeme

          She’ll do it nude, too, not fully understanding the concept

          • eddi

            Get out the eye bleach. (sigh)

      • Steven M. Harries

        Bristol grabbed the injection well and is producing enough spawn to tip NYS to the GOP.

      • cousin itt

        I think Bill already tried that.

    • Suttree

      Is that what they are calling republican “donors” these days?

      • Msgr_Moment

        They get guzzled election evening.

        • Suttree

          Ewwwwww!

  • whitroth

    Now just a minute: most mad scientists are not engineers…. Of course, there’s a difference between movie (or Republican) mad scientists and Real mad scientists: movie (or Republican) mad scientists all want to (dare I say it?) Rule The World. Real mad scientists say you do? fine, here, go conquer the Middle East, when you’re done there, I’ll hand you off Northern Ireland, and the Balkans, and Africa…. Meanwhile, I’m *leaving*…..

    mark “just as soon as I finish my Famous

    Secret Theory”

    • FlownOver

      (dare I say it?) Rule The World

      Upfist for the ref to The Beatles’ Other Movie.

      • whitroth

        Wondered if anyone would get it….

        mark

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …so let me get this straight, there is a:

    -Gay Agenda
    -Environmentalist Agenda
    -Feminist Agenda
    -Race Baiter Agenda(PRONOUNCED: Al Sharpton)
    -Socialist Agenda
    -Gun Hater Agenda

    Geez between writing all these agendas where do the Democrats find time to hate America and let the terrorist win?

    • Zippy

      you forgot the sekrit Muslin agenda and Agenda 21

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …and the Jade Helm Agenda!!!

        • OrdinaryJoe

          and the Messicun agenda.

      • whitroth

        But what about the Satinist agenda, I ask, fondling that shiny cloth….

        mark

      • Suttree

        How was I not informed of Agendas 1-20?

        • Blank Ron

          It’s okay, those mostly dealt with allowable spices in marinara sauce.

          • Suttree

            But why didn’t we cover Puttanesca? Everyone loves whores!

    • The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was giving Democrats amazing time management skills.

      • AngryBlakGuy

        …errrrr yeah, I’m going to have reschedule the repossession of your immortal soul to Thursday of next week after 5pm. The lord of eternal darkness decided to schedule a team building this afternoon and if I dont get there early I may Get stuck with Dick Cheney as my team mate!

        • Vecciojohn

          Never mind that. Are you going to the hukilau?

        • Whale Chowder

          I hate the Trust Falls.

    • willi0000000

      . . . and the most time wasting agenda of all . . . the committee agenda.

    • doktorzoom

      Also a Lisa Frank Unicorns-n-rainbows Trapper Keeper.

      • GDleftyPart2

        In a perfect world….

      • Dee Andee

        Trapper Keepers fulla women?

        • BackDoorMan

          … I thought it was right there in the name. Trap her, Keep her.

    • Doug Langley

      Like Obama said, the President’s gotta multi-task.

    • A Grumpy Cat

      See, this is why we don’t have enough time for my Executing People Who Use “Literally” Incorrectly Agenda.

    • Grokenstein

      Soros (Ave Satani!!) is very organized.

      • Vecciojohn

        He-is-our-Master. We-love-and-revere-our-Dear-Satanic-Overlord. May-His-evil-reign-never-cease-until-we-have-all-their-guns.

    • riledupone

      AGENDAGHAZ!!111!!1!

    • Metadude

      There is also:
      Big Gay
      Big Enviro
      Big Feminist
      Big Buttplug, &tc.

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    Solar JOY BE FOUND HERE. http://rameznaam.com/blog/

  • AntiDerpomeme

    The Rethug response to Hillclimateghazi will, I’m sure, be as thorough and well-articulated as their alternative to Obamacare.

    • elviouslyqueer

      So, this, basically?

      • Suttree

        I thought that it was silence and quietly weeping in the corner.

        • eddi

          They are too stupid to realize they have lost their audience except for the Trump Fan Club. They will march boldly into the general election with the same “Dump Obama” agenda as 2012 with no idea of why everybody is laughing.

      • A Grumpy Cat

        NO. MORE. CLIMATE CHANGE. EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    What, Hillz has no good words for Sarah Palin?

    • elviouslyqueer

      She will, as soon as she stops laughing.

    • James Christopher Owen

      YOU try picking a Palin quote that makes any sense.

  • OneYieldRegular

    But Hillary, the gross amount of donations to Republicans from interests representing gas and oil companies is not settled!

  • MrBlobfish
    • SuspectedDemocrat

      You two would make a cute couple.

    • Steverino247

      Oh, I loved that movie as a kid.

    • cleos_mom

      Vote on the basis of what tickles your junk. Got it.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Hillz should’ve just called Neil Degrasse Tyson up on stage, announce that he was her VP pick, let him open up a can of climate change whoop-ass on the crowd, and then drop the mic.

    • nmmagyar

      …and duck all the panties being thrown on stage

    • sw19womble

      Fuck that guy! Pluto is a planet!

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        Don’t push your 1930s beliefs on me! The solar system has moved on, deal with it.

        • sw19womble

          Just because you Dwarfers can’t handle the fact that Pluto is 20% cooler than any of the other planets, don’t take it out on me. :p

          • doktorzoom

            It occurs to me that “Kuiper Belt & Suspenders” would be a good username for something…

          • Captain Kraut

            Van Allen belt libelz!!1!

        • A Grumpy Cat

          Imma just gonna leave this here.

  • Grokenstein

    Oh, I loves me a good horror-movie spoof, and I loves me some Rebumblican mockin’, so this was just wonderful.

    • shastakoala

      Is your name pronounced Gronkensteen?

      • Toomush_Infer

        Stein! Stein!…

  • Logic of Color

    This is awesome. I’m sick of democrats that tiptoe around issues we’re supposed to be passionate about.

    • CognizantImpiety

      Then vote for Bernie!

      • blaid droog

        twice.

  • weejee

    How can the Replugs deny global warming when their all packing heaters?

  • Vissoldat

    Sorry, Bill’s Bitch can’t be taken seriously after the ball-less auto-tuned cowboy bullshit. Besides, there’s not a shred of difference between ‘ol Frosty Cunt Clinton and John Ellis Bush.

    • MikeyArmstrong

      What the fuck are you on about?

      • Paperless Tiger

        Prolly the language barrier.

        • Zippy

          love her or hate her, but I’m pretty sure that anyone who actually believes there’s not a shred of difference between Hillz and Jeb! is suffering from more than a language barrier

          • nmmagyar

            Language barrier and TBI

          • Celtic_Gnome

            It worked so well in 2000. God forbid that Republicans should have an original idea.

          • eddi

            Grammatically incorrect to use Republican and original in the same sentence.

    • Mrs. Erma Gerd

      Your snark has been assessed and found wanting in terms of cogency and wit. Begone.

    • Toomush_Infer

      So…..they’d both appoint the same next 3 Supremes?… Vissolwut?…

    • doktorzoom

      Gee, I haven’t used the Banhammer of Loving Correction yet today.

      Happily, it requires no warm-up.

      • sw19womble

        Aww… I missed it again! :<

        • proudgrampa

          I wish my doctor was as quick to cure me as the Doktor is to banhammer!

      • Spotts1701
        • nmmagyar

          He needs far less clothes

      • cousin itt

        Right in the kisser!

      • TheBidenator

        What did it say? What did it say? I wants to know!!!!!! :sobbing:

        • Blank Ron

          You hafta wait until Sunday just like the rest of us.

  • Paperless Tiger

    I wondered if this would work, but somehow watching the Republican candidates parroting the party line discredits all of them.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Next thing you know, the global warming nannies will be forcing me to wear shits with sleeves, thereby infringing my right to bare arms.

    • CognizantImpiety

      No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The 2nd Amendment is about the right to arm bears.

      • Toomush_Infer

        Smoky and Yogi, at high noon – hide the women and picnic baskets!…

        • Spotts1701

          “Hey Boo-Boo! Ranger Smith won’t be sending me to the St. Louis Zoo now!”

    • sw19womble

      Your shits have sleeves?
      Colour me brown – i mean, impressed!

      • OrdinaryJoe

        LOLOLOLOLOL

      • OrdinaryJoe

        You’re right, that would stink.

  • nmmagyar

    Purely symbolic, I know, but she needs to bring Jimmy Carter’s solar panels back to the WH. They’re still in use somewhere…

    • cousin itt

      They were melted down. At Fahrenheit 1451.

    • TheBidenator

      That’s an idea and it made me think maybe putting some new panels up. Take those old panels out symbolically and then demonstrate the superior photovoltaic cells that are made by American solar manufacturers who you then praise for their work and ingenuity….it would make a great symbolic gesture.

    • D_C_Wilson

      Obama already put solar panels on the White House back in 2010. Don’t know if they’re the same ones Jimmy Carter used.

    • blaid droog

      the original panels power ray gun as he spins in his grave.

  • azeyote

    does she have to remind us how old she is? –

    • cleos_mom

      Does Bernie?

  • Celtic_Gnome

    I’m beginning to think it wouldn’t be in my best interests to vote for a Republican candidate for anything.

    • handyhippie65

      biggest douche in the universe?

      • Suttree

        Fucktard of the year?

    • blaid droog

      I presume you mean that clinton woman.

      • willi0000000

        presumptuous little twit, aren’t you.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Oh my goodness – Joel Pett is the cartoonist for my local paper! He’s the best. Y’all should see some of the stuff he’s done to McTurtle.

  • Callyson

    Well done, Hillz!

    • TheBidenator

      You’re easy and ready for Hillary? I’m a little confused by the message but I’ll always take easy….

    • blaid droog

      I’m pretty sure Keith Carradine wrote and performed that song in Nashville. Except for he left out the hillary part. also too the staples button.

  • Me not sure

    I`m not sure what it says about us as a nation when it`s big news that the leading candidate for the highest office in the land is being praised for not being stupid. One has to work with what one has, I guess.

    • Suttree

      It says that we are fucking idiots.

      • Me not sure

        …or the rest of the candidates are.

        • Suttree

          But I repeat myself.

        • Suttree

          And once again, I repeat myself.

    • blaid droog

      all she has going is; she’s the lesser of the stupids.

      • zerosumgame0005

        nah mang, that would be you

      • Me not sure

        Harsh, dude.

    • cleos_mom

      I’d like to see a video truthfully praising voters for not being stupid but that’s never going to happen.

      • Me not sure

        There are too many “truth in advertising laws”.

  • TootsStansbury

    Wow. Campaigning against a civilization wrecking, mass extinction causing (possibly even or own) issue. Mavericky!

    Go get em Hilz. I like Bernie but I would vote for the Hillary any old day.

  • Jon Sussex

    I look forward to her position on Keystone XL.

    • cousin itt

      That’s an issue she straddles.

      • Steverino247

        But does she giggle as she does so?

  • malsperanza

    Pfft. Hillary has no credibility on this–her daughter was married to the grandchild’s father.

    • cleos_mom

      Shocking, I tell you.

    • Blank Ron

      I am really slow tonight. I had to diagram that out.

  • tegrat

    Anyone with eyes could also perhaps see that Keystone XL pipeline is also inextricably linked to climate change, but Hillz chooses to hem and haw on that one. It’s painful…

  • tegrat

    Also too that solar expansion is going to happen with or without her, just sayin’.

    • Dorothy Nelson

      Yeah? Reagan ripped Carter’s solar panels off the White House and dismantled the alternative energy programs. What do you think Walker or Bush will do?

  • Ergoetal

    Wow is that a great ad (the first one)! Feckin’ Bingo, as they say.

  • Ergoetal

    Do you think they’d dare make climate change a question in the repub gangbang — sorry, debate? That would be fun, watching them try to outdo each other.

  • blaid droog

    oh,hillz. the bullshit flowed so fast, I barely had time to get my boots on. will you be giving these pie in the sky alternative energy projects to your good friends the waltons on a no bid basis? maybe you will get together with obummer and his trans pacific bullshit and have these projects built by slave labor. I’m sure there is some little loophole in the nafta treaty to make sure bill gets his share. then he can start his apology tour 2.0

    • better than the alternative.

      by eleventy billion.

      • timpundit

        Bernie Sanders is not going to get the nomination. I respect his drive his issues etc, but he’s not. And if he did get the nomination the republicans would beat the ‘socialist’ like a drum.

        • JohnCCalhoun

          Like a drum? Like an unlawful enemy combatant. Like an uppity Moslem.

    • carmiturchick

      Do not worry. She has over a score of lobbyists from Chevron and Exxon and other oil industry companies bundling for her campaign. They know what her real views are, or they would not be doing that. If you want the Earth made unsuitable for human habitation you can safely vote for Hillary

      • cleos_mom

        If Bernie doesn’t get the nomination, will you vote for the person who does?

        Or will you (1) write in (2) vote 3rd party or (3) stay home and then (4) expect sympathy for the consequences?

        • Pierre_de_Fermat

          No! Never! The choices must always be between “wonderful” and “even more wonderful” or it is TYRANNY!!!!! You ask that as though you expected people to evaluate their decision and make a choice, deciding what they will accept and what they will oppose. Cripes, like a Democrat, working out how this “alliance” stuff is done. Now the Republicans! They have message discipline and if you don’t agree, you’re a filthy traitor. Better to be pure than to win.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      If it comes down to someone at least admitting that yes this is happening, and someone shouting burn baby burn…..
      I am ok with a no bid back door handshake. Really. I don’t care who builds the thing so long as we reduce our pollution.

  • i dream of a time when an ad like this can direct the conversation (and yeah, hillz / ad people, i see your daisy campaign references and respect your historical conversation) and we can talk about things like actual issues.

    sadly, that is not ‘merica fuck yeah v. 2015.

    sigh.

  • Come here a minute

    But what about all that sad coal stuck in the ground, never getting a chance to burn for God’s glory?!!!1!!??!/!

    • Rick Hill

      If the planet dies and we all have shortened, less enjoyable lifestyles(due to health problems related to burning fossil fuels) before that happens then it is gawd’s plan and who are we to circumvent it?

  • Akira Bear
    • eddi

      The problem is we may be stuck with just that. Plus a Reb Congress. I don’t see a new dawn on the horizon for another 8 years. Not America’s glory years.

      • Ducksworthy

        It’ll be better when the Gulf States (U.S. ones) are all under water.

  • carmiturchick

    This video brought to you by a candidate with several dozen oil industry lobbyists acting as bundlers for her fundraising efforts. For real hope and change, see Bernie Sanders.

  • Steverino247

    That was a brilliant ad.

  • Lizzietish81

    It made me giggle.

  • Lizzietish81

    But what about the devastating effects of modern agriculture? Everyone ignores this. Even NGT

  • Lizzietish81

    Sorry for the multi comments (as if they were allowed)

    but her plan is on the one hand pretty underwhelming (still with the power grid?) and yet still the better alternative than anyone except maybe Bernie (I need to look up his stuff but I’m sure it’s fabulous and awesome) eta:

    Oops not really, in fact his is even more underwhelming than Hillary’s

    It would be nice if our realistic choices didn’t come down to Conservative and Bat shit crazy asshole.

    • Dorothy Nelson

      Maybe. But I’ll happily take “moving in the right direction” over “wrecking the country and the planet”.

  • proudgrampa

    “I’m not a scientist, but I play one on TV.”

  • Lord-Nash

    Needs moar ponies!

  • JohnCCalhoun

    There may be a more evil harpy somewhere than Hillary Clinton; I just don’t know who that could possibly be. She should be in prison along with her awful husband. Think about it. She’s supposed to be really smart. She was in charge of the political response to “bimbo eruptions”–discrediting the dozens of women who came forward to say that Bill Clinton had assaulted them sexually. Does anyone, even the most loyal Democrat, really think she didn’t know what her husband did to those dozens of women? That’s the whole basis of her political appeal after the end of Bill Clinton’s presidency. She was supposed to be a saint because she obviously knew what he’d done and yet stayed with him. Hell, she didn’t just stay with him. She lied publicly to minimize the political damage, again and again and again. But didn’t that just make her an accessory after the fact to rape and sexual assault? Think of how much misery could have been avoided if that harridan had just told the truth about Bill. And this is the Democrat who supposedly champions the rights of women.

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