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Look, kids, it’s repugnant fuck-eyed canker blossom Rick Santorum, trying to steal some attention from Mike Huckabee, who is trying to steal some attention from Donald Trump. And also to submit his name for Schmuck of The Year 5775, which we have already given to Huckabee, too bad for always-a-bridesmaid-never-a-bride Santorum.

Asked on Fox News Radio whether he thinks the Huckster was right to say President Obama is literally marching Israelis “to the door of the oven,” Santorum took the opportunity to be wrong — “absolutely not,” he said — and to also see if maybe he could get some hate-clicks for himself. Molotov, Santorum! We will now spend a whole 3 minutes and 17 seconds hating your guts too, to make you feel better.

Here is Santorum, spewing words from the same hole in his face he uses to kiss dead fetuses:

I think Gov. Huckabee is absolutely right. Remember, they hold Holocaust-denying conferences in Tehran. Routinely. They have Holocaust-denying conferences, they’re trying to say this never — the Holocaust never occurred.

Look, this is the same type of dehumanization of Jews, the same type of recreating history, that we saw in Nazi Germany. So I see this regime as equally virulent in its hatred of Jews.

Denying the Holocaust ever happened is pretty bad. Why, it’s even worse than claiming the Nazis are coming for American Christians, to force birth control down their throats and make them gay-gobble cocks and girl-cocks, right now!

This concern about the dehumanization of Jews, from the same putrid spunk bubble who once sent a holiday card to his “Jewish friends,” telling them to follow Jesus, in celebration of the holiday that commemorates their war for — dare we say it? — religious liberty.

Yes, this happened

Gosh, we’d love to spend a few more seconds coming up with NSFW ways to tell Rick Santorum to choke on his own schlong, but our time is up, and hey! Mike Huckabee would like the spotlight back now please:

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Huckabee took the official tour at Auschwitz, bought the T-shirt, looked at the oven door — so he is some kind of expert, apparently. And besides, the Iranians started it:

“They used the word Holocaust. They used that word in talking about what they wanted to do […]

I will not apologize and I will not recant because the Holocaust was invoked by the Iranian government. They used that very word[.]”

So if Iran — our sworn enemy, or so we’ve heard — used the H-word first, how is it wrong for Huckabee to do it? If the same regime who wants to annihilate Jews gets to talk about it, then so does Huck. And so does Santorum. And Scott Walker and Donald Trump too.

Hmmm, anyone else starting to think the anti-Semitism is coming from inside the house?

[Mediaite / The Hill]

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  • Spotts1701

    *groans* Someone please educate these poor mofos, for they know not what they do.

    • Werewolf

      Oh no, these paskudniaks know exactly what they do.

  • The Molten Soul

    My personal lexicon has had a delightful addition. Gay-gobble. Thank you, Kaili!

  • “Huckabee” is an H word too.

    • James Christopher Owen

      Honkybee?

      :)

  • Lizzietish81

    Hee, his sweater has his name on it….does his underwear have it too.

    • dslindc

      Yes. He might forget otherwise what with all those thoughts of buttsechs.

    • Logic of Color

      Kinda like Garanimals for grownups

    • Latverian Diplomat

      They used to just use a post it note, but after a while, those things fall off. Lesson learned.

    • Jaime Oria

      That’s “wearing t-shirt with band’s logo to said band’s concert” levels of mega lameness.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        Metalica libulz!!!!1!

        • Blank Ron

          Is one not REQUIRED to wear a Metallica shirt to a Metallica concert? And not some unlicensed knock-off – they have people checking at the turnstiles.

    • Me not sure

      No, the frothy stains are enough for him to know that they are his.

    • Antimassacree

      Some dorks just never grow out of that phase.

  • coozledad

    I have stood at that oven door. I know exactly what it looks like.

    A big ol’ Duggar pussy?

    • Rick Hill

      Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

      • Rick Hill

        wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

        • Rick Hill

          wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

          • Rick Hill

            Gross!

          • Jaime Oria

            Well played.

          • mtn_philosoph

            That thing has quite an echo.

  • Usedtobeyellerdawg

    On Mike Huckabee’s HQ wall:

    “It’s the Holocaust, stupid.”

  • cousin itt

    You had me at girl-cocks and then nothing seemed to matter after that.

    Are they like Girl Scout cookies?

    • Whale Chowder

      Bet you can’t gobble just one!

    • guppy06

      Title IX comes to the University of South Carolina.

  • Logic of Color

    Huckabee is the 9/11 of candidates

    See how that works?

  • Rick Hill

    Always with this shit. Again. Again. Again. Republicans. Raping puppies. Eating bayubees. Shredding the Koran and allowing it to be used as filler in baked goods. Mixing lights with darks. What tha fuck is it with these people that they never ever do anything that a decent civilized person would do? And they hold themselves up as virtues of goodness to top it off.

    • Rick Hill

      Ooops. I should’ve said shredding the constitution, I almost gave it away that I’m a secret Mooslum

  • proudgrampa

    “I went to Auschwitz, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”

    • Tallmutha
      • Barbara Delaney

        Oh..no.no no no.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        o.O
        With a smilie.
        This might be why you do not give your child /everything/ she wants, nor call her “princess”

      • bozilingus

        Be glad she did not take one in front of photo of victims with the caption “My anorexia wasn’t this bad! ;-) “

        • coozledad

          OMG Where’s the gift shop?

          • Gleem-McShinez

            Where’s the cafeteria, I’m starving!

      • proudgrampa

        That is the most unaware selfie I have ever seen.

  • janecita

    I’m sorry, but what type of a person would take do the tour of Auschwitz, not once, not twice, but three fucking times? Huckabee is one sick asshole.

    • Lizzietish81

      Someone taking notes

      • coozledad

        Yup. The morbid fascination of a person who raised a dog strangler.

        • Dee Andee

          Best explanation. In the fiction, “Hannibal,” the Florence detective makes the connection between the brilliant Dr. Fell and Hannibal Lecter by seeing him at a traveling exhibition of medieval torture instruments–not because of the instruments, but because Lecter was watching the crowd, soaking in what seeing these things was doing to them. Had he been able to stay away, the connection would likely never have been made.

          While of course, a fiction, still, it’s an excellent study of human behavior. And while visiting Auschwitz is a sobering, deeply moving experience for most, to the sociopath mind, it’s definitely something else. What decent person would want to visit three times? Someone who is excited by what he sees. Huckabee is a deeply screwed-up person. Sociopaths raise sociopaths, and he and his wife are peas in a pod from what I’ve read. Greedy, unsympathetic fucks, who use every opportunity they are given to enrich themselves at someone else’s expense.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Animal torture is strong indicator of psychopathy.

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            That is much too deep for a tuesday morning (though not at all inaccurate). So here, I found a summary

            http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2010/08/mr-tinkles.jpg

          • calliecallie

            This is the best comment.

      • Rick Hill

        Looking for inspiration? Along the lines of the wit that figured we can only make fun of trump if we can also make fun of black folks.

        • guppy06

          They’re both kind of touchy about hair.

      • goonemeritus

        Damn !!!
        I really wish I said that,

    • Logic of Color

      Well now he gets to say any crazy shit he wants because “he’s been there”

      • eggsacklywright

        That’s right. I have seen the ovens and therefore I have the knowledge of who is marching and who is not. Do you have an oven in your blessed home? Oblada will march you to your oven if you don’t heed my jesus warning of righteousness.

      • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

        70 years too late.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      SOMEbody was napping through part of the tour. Been there three times but doesn’t know victims got gassed first, not “marched” to the ovens.

      • Barbara Delaney

        He was already in the refractory period by then, and very sleepy.

    • Barbara Delaney

      He is the very first season pass holder, he has a Fastpass so he can go straight to the front of any line.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Includes 2 nights at the Auschwitz Family Resort, complimentary breakfast, and commemorative mug.

        • Blank Ron

          But don’t steal the lampshades!

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Or the soap.

    • HolidayinCambodia

      I met a woman at my wife’s law school reunion who had, ON HER HONEYMOON, toured Auschwitz, ACCOMPANIED BY HER PARENTS. By the 10th reunion, that marriage was already over. And after such a promising beginning, who would’ve thunk?

      • janecita

        Honeymooning with your parents, visiting one of the saddest places on earth, that marriage was doomed to fail. Totally off topic, my husband and I are planning a trip to Asia next year. How many days will we need in Cambodia? I said three to four, he says less

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          You’ll have to ask Jello Biafra…

          • janecita

            Fuck!!! I’m such an idiot! The Dead Kennedys? To be honest, I never liked that song too much:-) Oh well, back to Expedia then.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            No prob…maybe punk wasn’t your first language.

          • janecita

            Nah, I’m Cuban, Nueva Trova was.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Con mucho gusto.

        • bobbert

          There are still some temples, right? I think I’d go 2 or 3.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      There are differing versions of this story on the ever-reliable internet. One version has Walter Matthau and his wife arguing while on vacation and he finally he blew up and said, “Fine. You’ve ruined Auschwitz for me.” Or she said.

    • coozledad

      His dick is attached to his sternum?

      • Reptiloids. Not like you and me.
        ~

        • Jaime Oria

          I think he’s miming erotic stimulation of his cloacal vent – which, according to David Icke, is located in the sternum.

          • coozledad

            At least his wife can use his head for a beer coaster.

          • Celtic_Gnome

            It’s not like she can use it for anything else.

      • eggsacklywright

        He’s channeling his inner Yakov.

      • Barbara Delaney

        What dick? This man has no dick.

      • guppy06

        Nah, it’s just that the real thing is busy with a chicken under the podium.

      • Gleem-McShinez

        Right there at the top. Looks somewhat like a face?

      • bobbert

        Sternum up!!!

    • Ryan Denniston

      Some things, well, they just never get old.

  • lucidamente

    “I will not apologize and I will not recant because the Holocaust was invoked by the Iranian government. They used that very word[.]”

    Look, up in the sky. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it’s Non-sequitur Man!!

  • freakishlystrong

    Do these turds realize they sound exactly like the wingunt Muslim religious fanatics they so demonize?
    No, freakish, that would require self awareness.

  • stankbait

    These stupid fucks say and do some really ungodly shit all in the name of their imaginary friend above.
    I believe the truth is they all are delusional and each believe themselves to be the almighty.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    The quest for something that the Republican candidates disagree on continues…these guys do realize that this is the point in the race where they are supposed to be stressing their differences, right?

    • AntiDerpomeme

      Well, taking a stand on anything would require a bit of courage, and those chuckleheads are about as courageous as molded jello. Which is why this whole “argle bargle holocaust the Jews” thing bothers me even more. Can you imagine any of those clowns in a situation where they’d have to put their own freedom or life on the line to protect a marginalized population, like, for example when the Gestapo comes knocking at your door looking for folks to send to the gas chamber?

      • Lizzietish81

        Like I said yesterday, these assholes would be first in line to turn in their neighbors and then steal their stuff.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        This doesn’t stop them, of course, from “courageously” standing up against phantom dangers like gun grabbers, Big Climate Science, death panels and FEMA camps.

        • Blank Ron

          It’s way safer to take a stand against something that doesn’t actually exist. You avoid all that ‘how far would I go for my beliefs’ stuff, and your sycophants get to pretend they’re just as ‘courageous’ as you.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Westboro Baptist Church also, too. Cowards like Jindal always try to score bad-ass compassion points after a massacre by opposing them. Wow…the humanity, brah.

    • They are, though.

      “I’m a bigger asshole than all the other #2016GoatRodeo assholes, base, so vote for me!”
      ~

    • janecita

      They kind of disagree on this one point; “Is Obama the new Neville Chamberlain, or is he the new Adolf Hitler?” My money is on Hitler!

      • Ryan Denniston

        All of them Katie?

      • Latverian Diplomat

        He can be two things!

        • LesBontemps

          Floor wax and dessert topping?

      • calliecallie

        And is he incompetent or a scheming villain?

      • Mehmeisterjr

        In any parimutuel game, including this Douchbag Derby, the smart money is always on Hitler.

      • mtn_philosoph

        I thought he was the new Aaron Neville.

  • freakishlystrong

    Remember when congress, a Democratic congress, had to censure some blogger that had compared Hitler to Dubya? These people, and this rhetoric are coming from sitting congress folk and people running for the President of the United States. And we’re talking about ovens. Jesus Christ, enough. It’s fucking embarrassing.
    They should have shoes thrown at them in public.

    • janecita

      Lead filled shoes?

      • Rick Hill

        Vote filled shoes. Diebold machines, to be exact…

      • MrBlobfish

        At their lead-filled skulls

    • Blank Ron

      Or pies. I miss the pies.

  • Beaumarchais?

    Meanwhile, not a platform, proposal, or new idea to solve any of our actual problems from a single one of them.

    • freakishlystrong

      They hate their own Government. They hate governing. They hate a majority of the American people. But what they hate the most, is not “winning”.

      • vivian

        There it is.

      • Blank Ron

        ‘Congratulations, Mr Santorum, you have been elected President of the United States of America. What do you intend to do after your acceptance speech?’
        ‘After…? I don’t understand. I thought we were done?’

  • Lizzietish81

    Actually Rick, they had one and the guy who arranged it isn’t even president anymore. There were protests against it in Iran.

    I found this out by googling.

  • stankbait

    Was Huck in high school during any of these trips to the oven? Was he dressed in women’s cloths so he could go in the “shower” with the women.

  • schmannity

    OK, I get it. The Republican nominating process is the next season of American Horror Story, but could we please have more Jessica Lange?

    • Rick Hill

      They’re just warming up. Kind of like the torture organ the Sultan in Baron Munchausen had. Oh wait, that would be more an example of the people who have to listen to them….

    • SK

      ..and less iCarly.

  • RecreationalPilot

    Is the second paragraph correct?

    • Dylan Black

      It does appear to be phrased wrong, but I’m not masochistic enough to listen to the segment and find out how, that’s why we pay wonkette the Big Bucks.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    In the Race To Love The Jews Most, how many of the contestants do you think also covertly believe in some evil, secret Jewish banking cabal that runs the world?

    • Lizzietish81

      Aot,K

      The only reason they love Israel is because it’s part of their Jesus is coming fantasy.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Ding, ding. I mean, you KNOW all these fundie God-botherers grew up with the most vile, hook-nosed stereotypes imaginable.

  • Olav_Pompatus

    President Santorum? Or marching to the ovens? These are certainly two crappy choices.

  • Ryan Denniston

    Are they not aware of Godwin’s Law, as in what it indicates about the violator? Or do they simply not care?

    • Tallmutha

      The Republican rewrite of Godwin’s Law is “He who mentions Hitler last loses.”

    • SK

      At this point it is about making the top ten.

    • leemoder

      Eh, confidentially, they never studied law.

      Sorry. Still on a Bugs Bunny jag.

  • Tallmutha

    Please someone ask Bobby Jindal about this, I wanna see the zinger he has cooked up to place himself out in front of Huckabee in the Talking Anus contest.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Maybe we can have Pol Pot and Stalin along with Hitler also? Or maybe, Jindal has visited all the concentration camps? Not launching pre-emptive war against Iran is tantamount to the Holocaust? And I’m just thinking small here, who knows what he’ll bring!

      • MrBlobfish

        The Muslims have made the concentration camps “No Go” zones.

    • MrBlobfish

      Bobby can’t get to the press conference cuz Chris Christie stole his tricycle.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Now there’s a timeworn circus gag; the fat clown on the tricycle.

    • Rick Hill

      I think he said something like “it’s above my paygrade”. Or was that Walker?

    • Antimassacree

      Just give him a couple more days to focus…focus.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Fuck me, what kind of witless dweeb wears a sweater vest with his own name stitched on it? I guess I just answered my own question.

    • Doug Langley

      Well, jeez, you never know when someone might ask him his name. He needs to remember.

      • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

        Rick Perry needs one! Only it needs to have his own name on it.

  • coozledad

    Santorum is like one of those Ultramontane Austrians who collect their familiy’s bones and go weep in front of the reliquaries at the creepiest churches on the fucking planet. He liked him some Nazi pope, too.

    Reminds me of somebody.

  • SK

    Those dradles look like two middle fingers. Fitting.

    • Barbara Delaney

      Where are you seeing a dreidel? I must be missing it.

      • cynmac

        On the card, lower right hand corner.

        • Barbara Delaney

          Thank you. They do look like middle fingers.

    • guppy06

      Sure it’s not cockfighting?

  • Barbara Delaney

    When the republicans very own loose cannon denied the holocaust I don’t recall Huckabee, Santorum, or the rest of the clown college protesting.

    “In a March 17, 1990, syndicated column, Buchanan wrote that it would have been impossible for Jews to die in the gas chambers of the Treblinka death camp, and referred to a “so-called Holocaust survivor syndrome,” which he described as involving “group fantasies of martyrdom and heroics.”

    If they deny the holocaust happened in Tehran it’s significant but if one of the elder statesmen of the republican party does it, and does it repeatedly, ….well, carry on.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      “…group fantasies of martyrdom and heroics”. Damned if that doesn’t describe the modern RWNJ freedom redneck mentality.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Buchanan was on Meet the Press on Sunday. That ought to shut this whole line of argument down, that is, if we were arguing with something other than man-children.

    • jmk

      This is the same shit they pull when the blather on and on about how they’re against Islam because of its treatment of women, ignoring the fact that their party’s platform advocates a lot of the stuff they claim they “protest.”

  • TMK

    Shouldn’t we also be pointing out that Americans (such as those at the Institute for Historical Review) hold Holocaust-denial conferences, as well? And they are attended, generally, by those on the Right who worry about racial purity and the power of the secret UN government and whether someone somewhere is having enjoyable sex – you know: Republicans.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      Just what I was thinking. Hey, I know another country that has holocaust denying conferences! It begins with a U and ends in an backwards ass

  • Bill Slider

    Great T-shirt idea: I’ve seen the oven door.They should be available in Jewish colors. But, because I am not Jewish, I have no idea what Jewish colors look like, or as.

    • Relativicus

      According to the one man, White Pride parade organizer, the gays have used up all the colors with their stupid rainbow, leaving only white or black.

  • guppy06

    in celebration of the holiday that commemorates their war for — dare we say it? — religious liberty.

    You know who else wants to kick the Greeks out?

    • Paperless Tiger

      Dean Wormer?

    • Me not sure

      The Eagles?

    • Relativicus

      My alma mater?

    • bozilingus

      The Persians?

    • Antimassacree

      German Finance Minister Schaeuble?

    • LesBontemps

      The Romans?

  • Me not sure

    I`m not surprized that Huckabee was able to travel to Auschwitz three times. You can see a lot of the world on sucker money. I am surprized that he still doesn`t realize that nobody was “marched” to the oven doors, they were carried as lifeless corpses. Zyklon b tends to have that effect on people. What a fool.

  • guppy06

    I have stood at the oven door.

  • Relativicus

    Well, they’ve learned relatively quickly. At this point, the biggest impact Sir Trump of Trumpington Trump ManorTrump has had on the GOP is he’s shown them that, not only is it okay to be an asshole (they knew that), but you should be the biggest asshole you can be. The only harm that will come to you is if you apologize, retract, or otherwise equivocate.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      To walk anything back makes you a Racist In Name Only.

    • James Christopher Owen

      Never retreat; reload.

  • Ergoetal

    “And besides, the Iranians started it…”

    I thought Tom Perkins started it. Oh wait, that was “Kristallnacht.” A different asshole.

  • calliecallie

    I wonder what the hell these guys would talk about if someone made a campaign rule that you simply could not invoke the name of any ethnic groups in your rhetoric.

    • calliecallie

      I just realized the opposite of this could be a Republican debate drinking game. Now I’m psyched.

  • Relativicus

    I’m sorry, but what do those two paragraphs about Holocaust-deniers have to do with supporting what Huckabee said?

    • James Christopher Owen

      Well, if Iranian people can be holocaust-deiers, it’s therefore OK for Schmuckabee to imply that an Iranian peace deal will lead to another holocaust. I guess.

      If somebody figures out this batshit-crazy bit of casuistry that would make a Jesuit go “lolwut?”, gimme a buzz.

  • JohnR

    This morning the Huckster thanks jesus for success, he’s in the news, tis god’s will.

    • Antimassacree

      In the news for being a steaming pile of bullshit. Which could be just what he needs to claw his way onto that debate stage.

  • speed racer

    When he was standing at the oven door I bet he was fantasizing about throwing the gays in. Like the Nazis did!

    • nmmagyar

      Intellectuals and Political Dissidents also, too

      • Commies, gypsies, labor union leaders, and disabled people while they were at it.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          In other words, the Democratic base.

    • Zippy

      probably sported a chubby

  • Barbara Delaney

    Pat Buchanan, republican, hosted this conversation, an ongoing discussion of the Holocaust on Buchanan.org, where deniers voices featured and Uncle Pat was on board with it, “I would like to see some rebuttal from Holocaust believers. Let’s see some pictures of those gas chambers or those big cremation ovens. I’ll tell you right now — THEY DON’T EXIST. The same blinded people that believe that the Germans intentionally killed Jews — also believe the myth of the Anne Frank Diary.” and this comment, which held obedience to Nazi law as a higher value than saving lives, “Regarding Corrie ten Boom, the heroic Dutch Christian woman who risked her life to help Jews during World War II…People need to realize that what the Ten Booms did was engage in an illegal activity helping hide people and support the ‘resistance movement.’.

    As another good republican once said, where’s the outrage?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Uncle Pat also believes that only white people fought and died for the Allies in WWII. A bigot polymath, this one.

    • coozledad

      I heard this same shit growing up among Republicans who mourned the resignation of Nixon like a dead child.

      Antisemitic to the core. Every damned one of them.

      • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

        The “Love Israel, Hate Jews” wing of the Republican party.

        Sounds like my Dad in his day (RIP).

      • cessnadriver

        Nixon’s anti-Semitic convos with St. Billy Graham were a hoot.

    • OHvoter83

      My father was at the liberation of the Dachau concentration camp. Maybe Pat should talk to someone who was there. If he doesn’t trust someone like Elie Wiesel, who was at Auschwitz, maybe he would trust one of the thousands of American soldiers who were there?

      • Blank Ron

        Why? They are probably un-American Commies/paid liars/evil Jew-lovers/Jesus-hating liberals so their stories are all fabrications. That’s what God told him.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      “Good Republican”

      I am a “Good Republican”-denier. Prove to me that ever happened!

  • NorthStarSpanx

    Iran, must you open yourself to cross-examination with such loaded words for our American Imam’s to take on?

  • HolidayinCambodia

    In 2008 when I was in Munich on business, I got on a train to the Marienplatz that all of a sudden said it was going to Dachau. They allowed me to get off at the Marienplatz anyway, but I opted not to take that train when I was in town for another meeting a few weeks later.

  • malsperanza

    “I think Gov. Huckabee is absolutely right. Remember, they hold Holocaust-denying conferences in Tehran.”

    Is he referring to the conference in 2006 attended by David Duke, the Louisiana politician who ran for governor and got 600,000 votes?

    • cessnadriver

      Louisiana REPUBLICAN, please.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Or, as they would say on Fox News Louisiana-D.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Or, as they would say on Fox News Louisiana-D.

  • vivian

    So does this guy go to Disneyland and then tell everybody he’s an astronaut (because he’s been to Space Mountain THREE TIMES!)?

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      So many things to aspire to.

      So little time.

    • sillybill

      “fucktardation” !! *cut, paste everywhere*

  • Jason M

    The “ovens” are actually at Birkenau, at the rear of the complex, and I’d let my daughter date Ted Nugent before I believe Huckabee’s ass has walked anywhere NEAR that far. Auschwitz does have a gift shop, believe it or not.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Something, something, lousy t-shirt?

  • Toomush_Infer

    Okay, I’m betting he thought it was the door to the Men’s room…. what the fuk does this have to do with negotiating a treaty to walk back nuclear warfare?…

  • VandeGraf

    Santorum secretly wants to be Jewish. He just cannot figure out the cash flow anlge, But now that he’s on the outs with the Pope, he’s getting ready to green light the Mazel Tov Move!

    • nmmagyar

      I hope he goes all the way and becomes a Hasid. They’re the only ones strict enough for his taste

      • Mehmeisterjr

        That would be the hasid test.

        • LesBontemps

          He’s looking to join a sect that does circumcision with metzitzah b’peh.

          • Celtic_Gnome

            This is Murica! We talk English here.

        • bobbert

          But he’d never take the brown hasid.

  • Fly

    Every Christian republican I have ever met hates joos for murdering Jesus. Then they turn around and slobber all over Israel, believing what they do completes what is needed in revelations to bring about armageddon.

    • Reddishrabbit

      If they thought Iran need nuclear bombs for the armageddon to start, they would be all for Iran having as many as they want.

      • LegionOfDo

        That’s probably why they’re so opposed to this deal.

  • marxalot

    They also get to use the N-word, because someone else did first.

  • Candy Apple

    Well, Mike, I have been to Dachau, and I, too, have stood directly in front of the oven door, and let me tell you, it looked absolutely nothing like a deal with Iran that avoids the third costly war in the Middle East in 15 years. How about that.

    And Rick — get your own material.

  • intlet9949

    Mike has also stood at the oven door and asked his wife when the mac and cheese would be ready.

    • vivian

      Why is Mrs. H strangling that puppy?

      • jmk

        Because family tradition is important to conservatives.

      • OneDemin EOr

        Look at that family again. Wouldn’t you?

    • pragmatizm

      This really should have more likes.

    • AnOuthouse

      Fuckabee knows oven doors.

    • texasace00

      It always surprises me when I see this picture just to find out Huck was John Candy’s dad

    • hillarysleftone

      well there goes that whole “vertical stripes are slimming” theory

      • intlet9949

        I’ve heard black reduces the portly frame, but Mike doesn’t do black.

  • sillybill

    I was protesting the KKK/NeoNazi rally in SC a couple weeks ago and I don’t recall Frothy or the Huckster being there. I guess I better check the interwebz for their statements condemning actual honest to dog Nazis in the US. Wonder what I’ll find?

    • AnOuthouse

      they were there:

      • hillarysleftone

        Ah yes, there they are, the Master Race. One always wonders, do they not own mirrors? Their very physical existence being so directly contradictory to their eugenic beliefs…

  • AnOuthouse

    The US has always been a friend of the Jews and welcomed refugees during WWII, right?

    • bozilingus

      By the boat-load, right?

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        Voyage of the “gosh darn it, they won’t let us dock here, either”?

  • Sterculius

    How many Forrest Gumps does the GOP have? Talk about a deep bench.

    • dshwa

      AOT,K

  • JParkerSD46

    Let’s see…Santorum says that Jews are being dehumanized but it’s perfectly fine for him and his nutjob pals to dehumanize Muslims, poors, olds, blacks, browns or pretty much anyone else that doesn’t fit their narrow little mold. Okay, I get it now. Always dehumanize and demonize your enemy. It works every time. Thanks.

    • bozilingus

      Isn’t that a Police song, “Dehumanize Yourself”?

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    “Well, they started it!”
    What a mature, well thought out response.

  • Iranians keep pointing out that, no matter whether certain troll ex-Presidents liked to flirt with Holocaust denial, it weren’t no Iranians herding Jews into those ovens, but white Europeans.

    • Lord-Nash

      I’ve gone to school with and worked with a handful of people from Iran. They were some of the most decent and funny people I’ve ever met. Just plain enjoyable to be around. Their government rhetoric is simply not representative of the people.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    I’m beginning to wonder if I’ll be able to make it through the primaries. We haven’t even had the first one yet, and the boring repetition of the Republican talking points that haven’t changed in over a decade is starting to get to me

  • Lord-Nash

    In other news, the Farrelly brothers have decided to produce and direct a film documenting the 2016 Republican candidates and their exploits on the campaign trail. It is tentatively titled “Dumb and Dumber and Dumbass and Dumberer and Dumberest and Dumberate and Dumbertard and Dumbererer and Dumbererest and Dumberderp and Dumbfuck and Sarah Palin.

  • jim2011

    Bringing up the GOP’s track record in power = the REAL Holocaust.
    Facts are the Zyklon-B of Liberal Fascism!!!!

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