Rick Santorum Begs Jews To Hate His Guts Too

Look, kids, it's repugnant fuck-eyed canker blossom Rick Santorum, trying to steal some attention from Mike Huckabee, who is trying to steal some attention from Donald Trump. And also to submit his name for Schmuck of The Year 5775, which we have already given to Huckabee, too bad for always-a-bridesmaid-never-a-bride Santorum.

Asked on Fox News Radio whether he thinks the Huckster was right to say President Obama is literally marching Israelis "to the door of the oven," Santorum took the opportunity to be wrong -- "absolutely not," he said -- and to also see if maybe he could get some hate-clicks for himself. Molotov, Santorum! We will now spend a whole 3 minutes and 17 seconds hating your guts too, to make you feel better.

Here is Santorum, spewing words from the same hole in his face he uses to kiss dead fetuses:  

I think Gov. Huckabee is absolutely right. Remember, they hold Holocaust-denying conferences in Tehran. Routinely. They have Holocaust-denying conferences, they're trying to say this never -- the Holocaust never occurred.

Look, this is the same type of dehumanization of Jews, the same type of recreating history, that we saw in Nazi Germany. So I see this regime as equally virulent in its hatred of Jews.

Denying the Holocaust ever happenedispretty bad. Why, it's even worse than claiming the Nazis are coming for American Christians, to force birth control down their throats and make them gay-gobble cocks and girl-cocks, right now!

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This concern about the dehumanization of Jews, from the same putrid spunk bubble who once sent a holiday card to his "Jewish friends," telling them to follow Jesus, in celebration of the holiday that commemorates their war for -- dare we say it? -- religious liberty.

Gosh, we'd love to spend a few more seconds coming up with NSFW ways to tell Rick Santorum to choke on his own schlong, but our time is up, and hey! Mike Huckabee would like the spotlight back now please:

Huckabee took the official tour at Auschwitz, bought the T-shirt, looked at the oven door -- so he is some kind of expert, apparently. And besides, the Iranians started it:  

"They used the word Holocaust. They used that word in talking about what they wanted to do [...]

I will not apologize and I will not recant because the Holocaust was invoked by the Iranian government. They used that very word[.]"

So if Iran -- our sworn enemy, or so we've heard -- used the H-word first, how is it wrong for Huckabee to do it? If the same regime who wants to annihilate Jews gets to talk about it, then so does Huck. And so does Santorum. And Scott Walker and Donald Trump too. 

Hmmm, anyone else starting to think the anti-Semitism is coming from inside the house?

[ Mediaite / The Hill ]