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Ben Shapiro getting his wimp ass owned by a girl.

You may have seen this SHOCK VIDEO rolling around the internets the past couple days, of Breitbart’s never-nude pussy Ben Shapiro arguing with transgender journalist Zoey Tur on the “Dr. Drew On Call” program. It’s a long video, not worth your time, but Shapiro was doing his typical little pissypants bigot thing, talking about how Caitlyn Jenner and Zoey Tur (sitting right next to him) are just men in dresses, referring to her as “sir,” and finally Tur let her anger get the best of her for a second, grabbed Shapiro on his little bitch neck and said, “You cut that out now, or you’ll go home in an ambulance.” NOT NICE! Also, too, Shapiro can’t defend himself, clearly, even though his dad probably gave him that whole talk about “if a bully hits you, you hit them back, son!”

So, Shapiro must have had a stream of urine continually leaking out of his pant-leg that day and the next, because on Sunday he filed battery charges. Was any crime committed? Who knows? But even so, we’re going to go out on a limb here and guess that the real injury sustained by Shapiro was that which Tur inflicted upon Shapiro’s already fledgling sense of his own masculinity:

Shapiro later alleged that Tur had threatened him after the appearance, “I’ll see you in the parking lot,” and that CNN security had escorted Shapiro to his car after ensuring Tur had left the premises. Tur also tweeted out on Friday that he would like to “curb stomp” Shapiro.

Hahahaha, he wouldn’t go outside unless the nice security guard walked him to his car LOLOLOL.

But it is also not nice to say you want to curb stomp people on Twitter, Zoey Tur! Love you and stuff, but he’s an inconsequential twit, please be the bigger lady. Oh wait, Tur didn’t tweet that she wanted to curb stomp him? Ben Shapiro and Dead Breitbart are embellishing the truth? THE FUCK YOU SAY. Tur merely agreed with somebody ELSE, who said he wanted to see Tur curb stomp Shapiro, which is STILL NOT NICE:

zoeytur

Here is why Shapiro says he filed the charges:

“Just because the left has designated someone a member of the victim class does not mean that that person gets to infringe the rights of others,” he said of his report. “Until the left learns that, their aggression will not stop.” Shapiro also said that he had spoken with a detective at LAPD, and that he would be pursuing any possibility of charges regarding alleged criminal threats.

Oh, this is about The Left, we see. Ben Shapiro is a victim of Zoey Tur, the transgender mafia, all liberals, and of what we surmise are some mighty fine secret sex demons that keep him awake at night, even when he’s supposed to be celebrating the birth of his daughter, an event allegedly brought about by an act of sexual intercourse involving Ben Shapiro and a human woman.

For the record, the police report does not mention anything about Tur being mean on Twitter, or about her saying she’d see him in the parking lot, or how he’s so traumatized that he’s had a shame boner for DAYS now. Just the thing that happened on the television, when he looked like a sniveling pussy in front of all the girls in his class and now he’ll be a virgin forever.

[Dead Breitbart via JoeMyGod]

 

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  • Villago Delenda Est

    Oh, I cannot express in mere words how it distresses me that the Virgin Ben is so damaged by this mean woman making him look like a total twit.

    So I won’t.

  • Zippy

    Me, too. I’d pay a bunch…

  • Tio_Doidinho

    I made the mistake of cutting in front of a drag queen once; I will never make that mistake again.

    Don’t fuck with transgenders and/or drag queens; they will cut you to pieces.

    Can’t wait to hear the judge’s reaction…

  • Zippy

    Maybe she can hire Rand Paul’s security team to do the job…

    • Villago Delenda Est

      They do have actual, documented experience in curb stomping, so they’d be a good choice.

  • AntiDerpomeme

    Nothing says “I’m the manliest of men” more than taking a lady to court because she called you a few names. He’s all testosterone, our little Bennie-poo.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      All testosterone in the ball-less wonder sense of all testosterone.

  • Mavenmaven

    “Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well, I’m going to… I’m going to call… my attorney Bernie”

  • leemoder

    And another episode of “Celebrity Deathmatch” is born.

  • Zippy

    Trump, Shapiro, Crowder- it sure does seem like the right has a bunch of loudmouth shit stirrers who love to start trouble but are far too chickenshit to do anything but run like little girls when they actually find it

    • jmk

      Ummm… I had bigger balls than this guy when I was a little girl….just sayin’.

      • TheBidenator

        A fly has bigger nuts than Shapiro….

  • The Wise Wizard

    Ben looks like he wants her to push his face down into her crotch. Like, he’s begging for it.

  • BearGHAZI

    Threats are not OK, no matter how well deserved. Threats justify Bennie’s vicimization complex.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Oh, just go home and change your diapers, you obnoxious little pissant.

    • NanBullenshede

      Pissant Libel…

    • NanBullenshede

      Pissant Libel…

    • NanBullenshede

      Pissant Libel…

  • The Other Tim

    Oh the Left and their frivolous lawsuits.

  • Can you really sue/prosecute someone because you get aroused by their touch?

  • I’m not sure if I agree with trans people or anyone else aside from Olympics and “Can’t Stop The Music” fans putting up Caitlyn Jenner on a pedestal, albeit for very different reasons than Shapiro, but that did make my month.

  • sw19womble

    Typical bully, bang on and on to get a rise.
    Gets the rise and immediately pisses and whines, clutching pearls like he was trying to make the you tube 10 Worst South American Soccer Players Ever.

    Sad little man.

    • HogeyeGrex

      The title of his book sheer irony.

  • Tendernob

    Wait, did Shapiro have to file against her legal name? Damn, that must’ve just added insult to (lack of actual) injury.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      I’m personally hoping Shapiro that filed suit using the wrong Defendant’s name, but God can’t like me that much.

  • kindness

    I saw that video. If Ben didn’t want to look so pussyish he shouldn’t have dropped trow and stuck his ass up like a dog in heat so quickly. But then again that is their way. Their way isn’t not doing a thing. Their way is denying ever having done it.

  • Snarky

    So, Ben Shapiro got his itty bitty fee fees hurt when Zoey Tur grabbed his little scrawny neck on TeeVee and filed a police report because a big ol’ transsexual called his masculinity into question?

    …because that’s what big manly conservative men do. LOL

    • Mintie

      Well, Conservative ones, yes.

  • Them’s Fightin’ Words.

  • Tendernob
  • richardgrabman

    As a former boyfriend of mine once said (back in the bad old days), “Never fuck with a trannie with wider shoulders than your own.”

    • NanBullenshede

      Aye. Thee speke true.

    • NanBullenshede

      Aye. Thee speke true.

    • marxalot

      “More of a man than you’ll ever be, and more of a woman than you’ll ever get.”

  • elviouslyqueer

    “Just because the left has designated someone a member of the victim
    class does not mean that that person gets to infringe the rights of
    others,” he said of his report. “Until the left learns that, their
    aggression will not stop.”

    Um Ben? You were given ample opportunity to be a sarcastic, mean-spirited, deliberately provocative asshole on national TV. Your rights were not infringed on. Locate your own goddamn genitals, man up, and STFU.

  • Bobwurst

    He may be celebrating the birth of his wife’s daughter, but I think a blood test is in order to determine the daddy.

    • Zippy

      We know who his daddy is at this point…

    • sw19womble

      “Baby Shapiro Has Two Mommies” Libel!

  • MrBlobfish

    #NotAllWussies

    • Mintie

      Very true. Wussie =/= Douchebag.

    • Mintie

      Very true. Wussie =/= Douchebag.

    • Mintie

      Very true. Wussie =/= Douchebag.

  • VandeGraf

    Hey, let’s be fair, lots of men are abject cowards, not just Ben Shapiro. Though, actually, he might be a type specimen.

  • Spotts1701

    Let me see if I have this straight. You insult, repeatedly, a transgender woman to her face until she finally blows her stack and reacts, and rather than realize that maybe you went a wee bit too far the solution is to call the cops (who y’know, have murders, armed robberies and sexual assaults to investigate) and demand that the person you baited into attacking arrested? And then somehow claim you’re the victim of “The Left” rather than your own big mouth?

    • disqus_0lWqMBoD8b

      Yeah, I expect no arrest to be made. lol.

      Fightin’ words ‘n all.

    • willi0000000

      westboro baptist syndrome.

      • grmpy

        White supremacists pull this tactic, as well.

    • ThePuckStopsHere

      Yes, you have this straight,

    • TheBidenator

      That sums it up beautifully….don’t forget how Benji, like the Doughy Pantload loves to put on this tough guy routine where he insinuates or even calls his political opponents wimps, too…

  • This aggression will not stand, man!

  • Logic of Color

    OK fellow The Left…who’s next?

    • disqus_0lWqMBoD8b

      I’d like to bring my dogs with me onto a show with him on it and let them witness me getting upset with him and see how that goes. They wont bite if he remains perfect still.

  • Vecciojohn

    My Dear Mr. Shapiro:

    I would like to apply to be a defendant in the above entitled action. As to my bona fides, I hasten to assure you, sir, that my desire to pull your nose and call you a coward in the high street runs higher by the hour, as Jupiter is my witness. Pistolas at dawn would be my mark, sirrah. What say ye?

  • jamsie

    If Pussy Boy is never nude, how did he manage to have offspring? Artificial insemination?

  • TheBidenator

    There’s an old saying every kids dad tells them: don’t ever let your mouth write a check your ass can’t cash. Benji boy the pusillanimous pants pee’er has been writing checks with his mouth in columns and on Twitter for a long time now and this is the first time where one of those checks nearly got cashed. I say cool, everyone should do that to these turds so they learn to quit talking tough when they are clearly weaksauce wimpering wimps (double alliteration).

    • Vecciojohn

      Oh yeah, tough guy? Come over here and say that to my chauffeur and my bodyguard!

  • Joshua Norton

    Just because the left has designated someone a member of the victim
    class does not mean that that person gets to infringe the rights of
    others

    Whinging, rightwing piss-boy says what?

  • So many people seem to have missed the life lesson, “Try not to be an asshole” and so many of them seem to work in conservative media or conservative “think” tanks.

    • James Donnaught

      It’s an either-or proposition.

  • Zippy

    Seems to me that the real member of the victim class us the coward who went running to the police in his piss stained undies, crying about being a victim

  • Anarchy Pony

    She shouldn’t have taken his bait, but jesus, what a little shit weasel.

  • Joshua Norton

    I would lurve to see the coverage of this go viral. Little Benny getting all huffy and nervous because he was afraid a “man in a dress” was about to clean his clock.

    • sw19womble

      That’s disgusti-!…. oh, wait, you said “clock”.

    • NanBullenshede

      Thee mispelleth “cock.”

      • aureolaborealis

        Don’t you mean ‘thou’?

        • NanBullenshede

          Autokorrecktion.

  • TheBidenator

    This reminds me of a reverse situation years ago where sports talk show host Jim Rome kept insulting Jim Everett- calling him Chris Everett because Jim Everett was kind of considered a wuss under pressure. So Jim Everett goes on his teevee show and confronts Jim Rome daring him to call him Chris Everett to his face. I think Jim Rome might be like 5’10 170 and Jim Everett being an NFL QB was 6’4 230-240 but guess what? Jim Rome called him Chris and Jim Everett went about beating him up for it on live teevee. The point is, Jim Rome was willing to get beaten up rather than be a wuss and back down….Ben Shapiro who likes to insult people routinely online and on Twitter when given an opportunity cowered like a little bitch….awesome

    • Joshua Norton

      That was TOO much!!!

      • TheBidenator

        It was Rome! Vindication! In your face person what challenged me who I do not know, I am the champion and your are the loser who lost at this which meant you lost everything, ever! I uh….oh crap, it’s the internet. Hah, never mind I’m not Donald Trump and therefore loserrific enough to get this fired up over the internet….

    • sw19womble

      Jim Rome is an asshole, but you know it, he knows it – and he owns it, even if it’s a little like a tired-legs performance art these days.
      That said, the Everett thing was a punk move, but I think he learned from it just how far he could take his schtick.

    • grmpy

      Ha Ha! I remember watching that when I was in junior high! It was on before the Laker game but wasn’t it Roy Firestone?

      • TheBidenator

        I’m pretty sure it was Jim Rome, I used to like more than 10 years or so ago listen to “the Jungle” pretty regularly and I remember it occasionally being brought up. But yes I saw it on ESPN and I lol’ed…I still thought it was kind of brave for a news dweeb to get bold faced threatened and not back down even though he was certain to get at least half a beating before security could save him.

        • grmpy

          maybe it’s two different events. this happened in like 87 or 88 or 89… If only there some encyclopedic type thingy that could look this type of stuff up…
          Holy crap. that was Jim Rome in ’94 not the 80’s. Damn, I was a senior in High school… I’m too young to b losing my memory like this. :(

    • gedjcj

      Rome was just lucky Chris was too classy to come on the show and kick his ass for using her name as an insult.

  • Vecciojohn

    Any defense lawyers out there want to work pro bono so you can get this chirping little sparrow fart on the stand?

  • Does Shapiro work for Trump? They seem to have a lot in common.

    • Dee Andee

      Terminally thin skin?

  • Does Shapiro work for Trump? They seem to have a lot in common.

  • sw19womble

    Maybe next time Shapiro is on tv, a guest should continually refer to him as “it” and “fuckface” and see how well he holds it together.

  • sw19womble

    Maybe next time Shapiro is on tv, a guest should continually refer to him as “it” and “fuckface” and see how well he holds it together.

    • gedjcj

      I was thinking Ms Tur would have done better to just refer to Shapiro as “she” and address him as “Ma’am”.

  • timpundit

    Yeah she was wrong to pick on someone clearly smaller, and also a mentally handicapped pussy fart. Shame on her for exposing what a crying tittie baby Shapiro is. She should apologize to Tiny Tears.

    • Bad Granny

      Ben “The Queef” Shapiro just got his wrestler name! I feel like a witness to history.

      • OneDemin EOr

        Queen La Queefah!

  • BaddTicker

    So I”m not afraid to admit to being a leftie, but I sure don’t the recall the day I appointed this Tur person, who I never heard of until now, as my spokesperson.

    • sw19womble

      It was the meeting when we all got a free jar of lesbian jam.

      Don’t tell me you missed out on the lesbian jam as well! :(

      • BaddTicker

        Man, I didn’t get my lesbian jam. All I got was a bottle of Santorum.

        • Dee Andee

          Grody.

        • Dee Andee

          Grody.

          • Steverino247

            Grody to the max.

        • Dee Andee

          Grody.

        • grmpy

          Lesbians don’t jam they rub and caress

          • CognizantImpiety

            Its gotta be jam, cuz jelly don’t shake like that.

  • Pugsandcoffee

    Omg. The furious masturbating he must have done after that segment was filmed.

  • BaddTicker

    In one corner we have a man who physically transformed himself to have a pussy, in the other corner we have a man who metaphorically transformed himself into a pussy.

  • Snarky

    It’s a fact that transsexuals sit down to pee, apparently Dead Andrew’s Ben Shapiro does too.

    • Steverino247

      Better than spraying all over the damned bathroom floor.

  • calliecallie

    Shapiro was trying to make her cry, but it didn’t work. Now look who’s crying!

  • calliecallie

    Shapiro was trying to make her cry, but it didn’t work. Now look who’s crying!

  • Sebastian Melmoth

    Does anyone out there have an address for this person The Left? And, are they any kin to The Edge?

  • sw19womble

    Strange. Normally the conservative type pays the transexual to choke him, while a camera records them.

  • Dee Andee

    Open letter to Mr. Shapiro.

    Dear Sir,

    My wife has brought it to my attention that she is leaving me. I find that the reason is that she has found a mate who is an even bigger pussy than I am–namely, yourself. I resent this insinuation Sir, resent it highly! There are other wives leaving other mates, Sir, for your worthless charms. We cannot abide this. I am therefore bringing a Class Action lawsuit against you for 1 million cans of Fancy Feast in damages.

    You shall receive legal notice on the morrow.

    Good day Sir…I said Good Day!

    Mr. Vladislaus Puss
    Representative of Puss Union #352
    Catmandu, Utah

  • Coldschlager

    Nah nah, I may not be a big city lawyuh but look at this horrible tweet followed by a ‘Like’ of several woman of low moral character.
    *audience gasps and murmurs as he laboriously wipes sweat with a kerchief*
    Ahh rest my case, yuh Honor.

  • Jason M

    I was wracking my noodle trying to come up with a gag vis-a-vis “choking the chicken”, but I know in my heart you people deserve better.

    • aureolaborealis

      Just read that as “wrecking my noodle,” which seemed excessive.

  • marxalot

    TL;DR: Shapiro acts like dick, turns out to be pussy.

    • Steverino247

      Dicks also fuck assholes.

  • Me not sure

    It`s a good thing that they weren`t on “The Jerry Springer Show” or lil Ben would have joined dead Breitbart in whatever corner of hell he`s spending eternity in.

  • jennofark

    I wouldn’t say Tur “grabbed” his neck. She put her hand on the back of his neck, much as you might lay your hand on someone’s upper back/shoulder.

    I sincerely hope that the judge finds that yes, Shapiro is indeed a little man, if not a little boy, that yes, Tur should have know that little Ben lacked the emotional maturity that would allow him to recover from the mental anguish incurred when he contracted trans cooties, and as such Tur is responsible for paying $.02 in compensatory damages for causing little Ben’s emotional distress. I hope he then goes on to find that Shapiro is responsible for paying all court and attorney fees for being a whiny little shitstain and wasting everyone’s fucking time in a lame attempt to score some victim points.

    • disqus_0lWqMBoD8b

      This isn’t going to court. I have seen much worse done, and it won’t go to court.

    • James Donnaught

      Might be treble damages, to teach her a lesson.

  • NotReveen

    If you grab somebody and threaten to send them home in an ambulance, you are a violent criminal. Pretty simple stuff.

    • Lizzietish81

      Putting your hand on someone’s shoulder is not grabbing them.

      My you have low standards for “violence”

      • Steverino247

        From the “Quit touching me!” school of thought, no doubt.

      • NotReveen

        It’s the violent threat that makes it violent. And, as the article clearly describes:

        “Tur let her anger get the best of her for a second, grabbed Shapiro on his little bitch neck and said, “You cut that out now, or you’ll go home in an ambulance.”

        • Brazilian Fart Porn

          As if no one ever made a threat without the intention to follow through on it. I’m gonna take my Barbies and go home!

          • NotReveen

            i didn’t say anything about that. You’re making up stories because you can’t justify your position. Why not be honest instead?

          • Brazilian Fart Porn

            You: It’s the violent threat that makes it violent.

            Me: As if no one ever made a threat without the intention to follow through on it.

            Nope, I am not the one making up stories.

        • Lizzietish81

          Try actually watching the video

    • disqus_0lWqMBoD8b

      Threatening to throw a reporter off a balcony for asking a question, on the other hand, totally understandable.

      • NotReveen

        I don’t know anybody who ever said that was understandable — except you.

    • Jeamonn

      Dude, that was so stupid it hurt. I feel threatened by your DERP and the fact that it can physically cause me pain. You, sir are a violent criminal.

      • NotReveen

        I telling the plain truth. If you’re having trouble understanding it, just ask any five-year-old kid to help you. They’re far more advanced than you are.

        • Jeamonn

          Ok…well, the law is not on your side on this one. Threats are not against the law. And touching someone is not assault unless there is intent. This is pretty much a standard in most courts of law. I wouldn’t ask a five year old about what constitutes a crime because they don’t know any more than you do.

          • grmpy

            Ha Ha he gets his legal advice from five year olds. I wonder what a lawyer would say?

          • Wombat

            “Don’t get legal advice from five year olds. They are not known for their understanding of the law. Give me $500.”

          • NotReveen

            Yes, violent threats are against the law. Now you know.

          • Brazilian Fart Porn

            I can make violent threats all day long, and they are not against the law if I show not intent to follow through, and or don’t have the means to follow through.

          • NotReveen

            No, those are not valid defenses. Now, if you say you were clearly joking, or were speaking in a fictional context, then you’d have something.

          • Brazilian Fart Porn

            You, Ma’am, have no knowledge of the law. I was a police officer, and required to know what constituted an offense.

          • NotReveen

            No, you’re the genius who said you can make violent threats all day long and it’s not against the law if you have no intent to follow through.

          • Brazilian Fart Porn

            Are you intentionally obtuse, or do you come by it naturally? I can say that I am going to send you home in an ambulance. Am I a violent criminal now?

          • James Donnaught

            That is exactly correct. And IAAL.

          • NotReveen

            Great. Why don’t you phone in a bomb threat to your local police station and see what happens. I can’t believe how stupid some people are. This is not the kind of stuff I should have to explain to adults.

          • James Donnaught

            Nice switch from threatening an individual to threatening to bomb the cops. It’s called “changing the subject,” and it’s not terribly subtle.

            Instead of just pulling (more) shit out of your ass, try learning:
            Watts v. U.S., 394 U.S. 705 (1969).
            Also, educate yourself on the definition of “true threat”. It might not matter in your fantasy world, but it’s what we use in court.

          • NotReveen

            Don’t even pretend you’re informed enough to cite law. The case you mentioned is so far from relevant that I can’t determine whether or not you were joking. Have your mommy or daddy read this to you:

            http://www.losangelescriminallawyer.pro/california-penal-code-section-422-pc-criminal-threats.html

          • James Donnaught

            I read and cite cases for a living, in state and federal courts, you ignorant fuckstick. Try reading what you Google: “The threat was so clear, immediate, unconditional, and specific that it communicated to the other person a serious intention and the immediate prospect that the threat would be carried out.” I.e., a “true threat”, precisely what I asked you to get educated about.
            You display that rare combination of arrogance and ignorance that defines the true asshole. Good day, and don’t bother replying – I have no time for morons who WANT to be morons.

          • NotReveen

            You’re a ridiculous liar.

          • So, she goes into court and says, “Your Honor, when Mr. Shapiro started teasing me by calling me sir, I teased him back with a joke threat. I had no intent of actually hurting him.” And the judge says, “Case dismissed, Mr. Shapiro, you have no real evidence that she intended to beat you up.” And everyone goes home.
            Shapiro knows that if he continued with his little “joke” he might well have gotten embarrassed and this is his feeble attempt to save face with an empty threat of litigation.

          • CognizantImpiety

            Now yer just makin’ shit up. You lost the argument, go play on the freeway.

          • There was actually just a case about that decided recently. A guy making violent statements about his ex-wife on facebook. He claimed he was just venting and didn’t plan on following through. The judge ruled in his favor.

          • jmk

            You don’t keep up much with current events, do ya, cupcake?

        • grmpy

          “Plain truth?” I ordered my truth with “for reals.” Take this one away

        • WIDTAP

          Actually you are not telling the “plain truth”. You are conflating simple battery, a misdemeanor, and aggravated battery, the felony. Those are two very different crimes. …and you would not as a five-year-old to define them, you would ask a lawyer.

        • Enfant Terrible

          Five-year-olds aren’t known for their nuanced understanding of legal stuff, and neither are you, apparently.

    • grmpy

      I don’t know anybody named “you,” That’s messed up, though, that this law only applies to him/her.

    • Brazilian Fart Porn

      Not really. In Tx, Tur would receive a ticket for offensive contact (at most). The only thing hurt was Benny boys pride.

      • NotReveen

        You agree with me because no intelligent person could possibly disagree, but you’re trying nuance the situation to defend the defenders of violent threats. Why not be totally honest instead?

        • grmpy

          Let me consult a five year old… nope. I get a “Nought ungh” on this one.

        • Jeamonn

          My god…I think I know what’s wrong here. Someone told you that you were smart one day (probably a five-year-old) and you never actually put that theory to the test. That’s sad….I’m sad for you.

        • TheBidenator

          I don’t have a problem with violent threats when warranted…the alternative is implosive or sudden, explosive anger. If someone like Benji is treading a line that will result in a beating if he doesn’t stop I’m all for warning him rather than just attacking him. Maybe you think implosive anger is the way to go but personally I’d rather be threatened with a beating if I’m out of line and don’t shut up instead of just getting one….

          • NotReveen

            You shouldn’t be allowed to interact with other human beings.

          • Rex Thorne

            Says the person with no social skills.

          • handyhippie65

            exactly. threats are warnings, like a barking dog. biting, on the other hand, or rather stomping someone into a blood puddle, is violence.

    • Let’s nip this one in the bud.

      I don’t feel like cleaning up a comment minefield later.

      • NotReveen

        I’m telling the plain truth. I’m not even offering any opinions. You have a problem with reality, not with me.

        • No. I have a problem with arguing ad infinitum.

          And you have this habit of responding to every single reply that disagrees with you. I’ve seen where this goes before.

          Why do you people always assume that moderators have some innate fear of dissent? Hell, I argue with people here all the time, I don’t ban them.

          Learn to disagree without being annoying about it, or GTFO.

          • NotReveen

            You seem to be making up silly stories for some reason.

          • …um…

            Well, by all means, if you don’t like it here, continue to poke the hive…

          • NotReveen

            Oh, I like it here. It seems that you’re a little oversensitive because I’m bringing attention to the fact that one of the Wonkette writers, and most of the Wonkette commenters, seem to advocate for violent threats when the victim is a Republican piece of garbage.

          • grmpy

            The threat was not credible. I mean it was made by a woman, right? what real man doesn’t just laugh that shit off, right? Hello-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-?

          • TheBidenator

            Dude, did Benji get beat up? No so there goes your initial claim about thuggery…did he deserve it? The way he was being THAT disrespectful I’d argue yes he did. The moment he started running his trap he was knowingly baiting the other person by being an insulting little prick. He’s also someone who would benefit from getting beaten up by a member of the group he belittles…not mocks, not satires. Belittles….

          • Strike Two.

            For the last time: my only problem with you is your annoying, repetitive insistence that nothing you say can be challenged.

            Throw another passive-aggressive comment at me, NotReveen, and see how it goes for you.

          • Dee Andee

            He’s now taken to insulting the rest of us, and running to Crooks and Liars to talk shit about Wonkette. Time for him to wave bye-bye, maybe?

          • James Donnaught

            Gawd … how old is this kid?

          • Dee Andee

            Um, five, I think. He keeps asking us to ask a five-year-old. Must mean himself. ;)

          • James Donnaught

            He must be a libertarian… the pattern is unmistakable.

          • CognizantImpiety

            No, it’s about the bullying Republican pieces of garbage do on a regular basis, and this one got his comeuppance and couldn’t handle that so he went whining to the fuzz.

          • grmpy

            It’s true. I’m still here and I don’t hold the same opinions that (apparently) the rest of the world holds on The Cos. I even stupidly keyboarded about it here…. but here I am! :)

          • Lizzietish81

            Seriously, I spent an afternoon trying to get the Editrix to fight me and insinuated it was the fault of Shy’s dick that she was being so passive, and I’m still here.

            And this was exactly the thing that got me banned from rpg.net

    • hugo von wink

      THUG LYFE!

    • What violent threat, she just offered to buy him an ambulance to carry his hurt butt home. That seems like a nice offer to me.

    • Brazilian Fart Porn

      Shapiro

      • Rex Thorne

        Photoshop

        • James Donnaught

          Still funny.

      • TheBidenator

        Still funny

      • Pax Humana

        Me against people that offend me like Tur after they foolishly challenge myself in either intellectual or physical combat. Any questions?

    • jmk

      I thought you RWNJs were all about freedom of speech?

    • Enfant Terrible

      Baltimore Police LIBEL!!!

    • WIDTAP

      No,grabbing someone and threatening them is simple battery, a misdemeanor. Grabbing them and causing bodily harm or sexually offensive contact is aggravated battery, the felony which is considered a violent crime.

      • handyhippie65

        are you sure? it should be assault. that is simply unwanted touching of someone, battery is when you strike them. at least that is how it works in my state. he only grabbed him, he didn’t grab him, and punch him in the teeth, as he surely did in his imagination. that would be assault and battery.

        • Whale Chowder

          I’m sure you meant “SHE only grabbed him…(etc.)”

          • Enfant Terrible

            Nice catch.

          • handyhippie65

            yes i did, i apologize to her, and anyone else i offended.

        • Markuserektus

          Assault: Intent coupled with present ability. A battery is any willful and unlawful use of force or violence
          upon the person of another. Civil battery is intent with harmful or offensive contact.

        • WIDTAP

          Assault is the act of creating apprehension of an imminent harmful or offensive contact with a person. That’s not the grabbing, its the threat, that the threat is believed and believed to be imminent. The grab of the neck itself is simple battery, a misdemeanor.

  • Steverino247

    I can see a restraining order being issued, but not criminal charges.

    • JDM

      At least she should have to pay his laundry bill for making him soil his pants.

      • Steverino247

        Ah, but then he would have to admit he shit them in the first place and this can never become public record.

  • disqus_0lWqMBoD8b

    I bet the cops had fun with this: “You know, this is the first time we’ve been called to an alleged assault and battery involving a transvestite where the transvestite wasn’t the victim. How do you spell your last name?”.

  • grmpy

    “You cut that out now, or you’ll go home in an ambulance.”

    Not very lady-like. Just sayin’.

    • Joshua Norton

      I guess you’ve never seen an episode of “Real Housewives”.

      • grmpy

        you have guessed correctly. Although, I hear they aren’t really people.

  • SprayedMilkOutMyNose

    The guy was an asshole. He called her “sir”. That is what an asshole does. I’m no scientist, but that has got to up there near the “N” word area of the epithet atmosphere…Fuck that guy. And the fucking pissy pants has to bring the cops into it. Jackass. Fuck that guy…

    • Justin Sims

      He called him what he biologically was. If the truth is your enemy then you’re misguided beyond reason, much like Tur was.

    • sddasasd

      Of course you’re not a scientist, you’re an insane moron if you think calling a someone who looks like a man (but says they aren’t) a man is on par with calling a black person the N word.

      • SprayedMilkOutMyNose

        I resent that! I am NOT a insane…

        • sddasasd

          So you’re just a complete moron?

          • SprayedMilkOutMyNose

            Can one be an “incomplete” moron? Is that like “kinda” pregnant. If so, I choose that…

      • AnneMarie Dickey

        Oh look, the Breitbart thugs have arrived. How cute.

      • Blank Ron

        That is EXACTLY what it’s like, cupcake. Which you’d know if you ever left your basement and met actual human beings.

  • azeyote

    well so much for having a dick mean something about being a man –

    • I almost feel that you should clarify that you are talking about Shapiro here…

      • azeyote

        lol

      • Jared James

        No, no; that was clear enough. He used the word “dick,” which as we are well aware is a synonym for the phrase Ben Shapiro.

  • John Norris

    A little man —
    Shunderson:
    Professor Elwell, you’re a little man. It’s not that you’re short.
    You’re…little, in the mind and in the heart. Tonight, you tried to
    make a man little whose boots you couldn’t touch if you stood on tiptoe
    on top of the highest mountain in the world. And as it turned
    out…you’re even littler than you were before.
    From People Will Talk (1951); Finlay Currie portrayed Mr Shunderson.

  • Gorillionaire

    If Trump/Walker/Jeb! etc. had said “I’ll send you home in an ambulance” to any random brown person, Shapiro would have publicly self gratified himself for weeks.

  • Spurning Beer

    The authorized Breitbart method of assaulting a leftist is to dry-hump them, Benjamin.

    http://wonkette.com/421464/a-full-report-on-andrew-breitbart-touching-boys-at-the-912-death-picnic

  • gees left. stop curb stomping on Shaprio’s big-boy feelings! not nice!

    • CognizantImpiety

      Big boys don’t cry.
      Big boys don’t cry.
      Big boys don’t cry.

  • WIDTAP

    Zoey, the rule is always grab the asshole’s neck with votes.

  • Joseph

    Frankly, I had high hopes tatgh with flick of her wrist she was going to snap is little neck.

  • 3FingerPete

    “Just because the [Right] has designated someone a member of the victim
    class does not mean that that person gets to infringe the rights of
    others,”

    Fixed to add some self-awareness.

  • Ilgattomorte

    Jesus, but this little pussy makes me angry. I clicked the link to read the Breitbart article and it made me even angrier. So I started to write a comment and then I caught myself and wiped it.

    I’ve never met this little shit. I really don’t know anything about him and he makes no difference in my life. The point is, this festering piece of derp almost drove me to troll. Now that’s not such a big deal, but I can now understand how actually being confronted by this overstuffed bag of insulting stupidity could drive someone to violence. I want to smash him in the teeth and I don’t even know him.

    Can you imagine how badly his wife must want to kick him in the nuts?

  • Helena Handbag

    Who is this? Every time I read his name I think of that monotone old with the absurdly long ear lobes. Is it just me?

  • Playonwords

    The moronic little winker with the leaky widdler referred to a transgendered person as “Sir”?

    Rails, Tar and Feathers spring to mind

  • DahBoner

    Ben Shapiro and Zoey Tur need to get a room.

    Like one of those Fight Club rooms…

    http://media2.giphy.com/media/irPYHk9uqzKhy/200w_d.gif

    • Pax Humana

      …preferably a steel cage wrestling ring and every weapon in the book. I am sure that Shapiro would come out with the title, albeit with Tur’s blood everywhere on him.

    • Pax Humana

      Also, your little thing reminds me of this boss from a video game that I once played long ago. His name is Granfaloon and he is one of a series of Legion bosses in the Castlevania/Akumajou Drakula series.

  • Legion32

    Not very nice at all but…Shapiro is a habitual line crosser. He is one of those dudes who feeds his inner small man syndrome by saying whatever inflammatory things he feels a personal right to say and directing personal attacks against others while hiding behind the “it’s just words – you can’t touch me” defense when things escalate beyond words. Not many people are going to lose any sleep over what Zoey did if it’s a one off if only because Shapiro was egging it on as usual. She did not assault him but she shouldn’t have threatened him either – that’s bullshit no matter where it’s coming from. The funniest part of this drama is that Shapiro actually had bodyguards escorting him back to his car when all the guy had to do was walk up to Zoey and apologize as a civilized gentleman would have. Whether or not he agrees with Zoey’s path, he had no right to humilate her with a personal attack like that.

    • James Donnaught

      Just another pissy little Limbaugh-wanna-be… but he only manages to come off as an asshole. And now, a whiny one.

      • Legion32

        The more that I think about it, I probably would have done the same as Zoey so I won’t judge her. Shapiro is THAT guy.

  • BeckyLB

    In one way, I’m quite overjoyed in seeing a fellow trans person stand up for herself in the face of bigotry. It’s about time.

    On the other hand, I’m kind of mad that it played straight into the game Douchebag Shapiro was gunning for.

    I wonder if the state this happened in has a “fighting words” style clause, in that, if you antagonize someone to the point of them hitting you, you can’t turn around and scream assault later. Calling a transgender person “sir” constantly, even after being asked to cut it out, is pretty damn antagonistic.

    • Pax Humana

      The LGBT mentality is bigotry in and of itself, if not multiple forms of bigotry.

  • Esteban Rey

    Are there law talker people to comfort me and say these charges won’t go anywhere?

    • PDX Realness

      Well, battery in this context is generally a pretty minor offense, so even if she was found/pleaded guilty, it wouldn’t be a huge deal.

      He probably filed a criminal complaint because there wouldn’t be any actual damages in a civil case. Except maybe the loss of a pair of white briefs – some stains never come out!

      • H0mer0

        hydrogen peroxide might hep.

      • Pax Humana

        At least you are correct in the symbol that you use and your end game, so you have that going for you, which is nice.

    • BeckyLB

      It’s kind of an iffy line, but there’s a chance that Shapiro’s words could be classed as instigation, I.E. “fighting words”.

      Wiki: “Fighting words are written or spoken words, generally expressed to incite hatred or violence from their target.”

      It’s not too much a stretch to say intentionally misgendering a person can fall under that bracket. If anything, it might work as a mitigating circumstance…..Ms. Tur might be guilty, but her punishment ends up as something like “One day of unsupervised probation, $5 fine.”

  • sddasasd

    I’m confused by this article; why are you all calling Shapiro a pussy, a term reserved for men who exhibit supposedly feminine characteristics? Is there something wrong with that? If we can see nothing wrong with a woman who for most of their life identified as a man, then dressed up as a woman and claimed they are (which makes them one) yet still has all the physical characteristics of one and many of the behaviors, why should we mock Shapiro for exhibiting behaviors supposedly associated with feminine men?

    • Dee Andee

      In this article, the context of the word ‘pussy’ means a man who acts like a vile, sniveling coward, not a man exhibiting feminine characteristics. For him to sit there on his high horse, insulting Zoey while she’s sitting right there, TRYING to get a rise out of her, then squealing like a piglet when he gets exactly what he was aiming for? That’s being a pussy. Fuck that guy.

      • sddasasd

        But what does pussy mean? You’re using a woman’s body part as a disparaging term. Even if you’re not using it to refer to a feminine man, you’re still using a female trait as a negative term in this case. If you’re going to call him a vile, sniveling coward, then do that, but you and this article and too many others keep calling him a pussy and other gendered insults.

        You have some serious issues if you refuse to stop using such gendered, disparaging language if you can accept Zoey Tur should behave in a way that most people don’t expect out of a woman (putting your hand on someone’s neck, staring them in the eyes and threatening them with violence because they said something offensive to you, while using your more imposing physique to try to instill fear). I think you really need to consider checking your clearly internalized misogyny.

        • Dee Andee

          Blah, blah, blah, blah. I typed all that out and then scanned down a bit, only to see you call someone a moron. So…blow me. With votes. You have NO problem with insulting terms, from what I can see. You’re just another dull troll. Done with you. :)

          • sddasasd

            What were you typing out? What did you find in essence disagreeable with what I said? It’s really hilarious how you celebrate “Zoey” Tur doing something as hyper-masculine as threatening someone over a few things they didn’t like- in this case, say they’re not a woman- and then turn around and call Shapiro a “pussy” and other similar things. How is that truly any different? You accept Tur as a woman despite looking absolutely nothing like one, and then behaving nothing like one, and can’t resist using what many of your ilk would call “misogynistic” language to describe him. To be honest, he’s an ugly, mutilated sociopath, and the endless praise you liberal fucks heap on him is breathtaking.

          • Dylan Black

            To be fair, most of us had no clue who she was before this, we just know what a shit stain Ben Shapiro is, hence our ability to enjoy this video of someone letting him know his shit won’t be tolerated.

          • Lord-Nash

            Guest sounds like the type of person who would be picked last for the three legged race at a family reunion.

          • natoslug

            Greetings, dumbass. Blank Ron already explained to you the history of pussy. Yet you continue to be a catty little turd and ignore it because it doesn’t fit your narrative. Since you appear to be rather thought-impaired, I’ll short-circuit what I am sure will be your next argument, which will be to conflate sex with gender. It doesn’t matter what this Zoey Tur woman looks like — if she truly identifies as a woman, she is considered a woman. The tackle she was born with doesn’t matter, as that involves her sex, not her gender.

            The one point on which you are correct is that they are both in the wrong. Shapiro shouldn’t have continued to goad Tur, and Tur shouldn’t have touched the loathesome little shitweasel. Fortunately for Tur, Shapiro chose to use fighting words, and is likely protected from her actions.

          • sddasasd

            No, people are going to keep seeing pussy as a vulgar term because it’s also used as slang for vagina, and that’s a big reason why few people say the term “pussy cat” anymore, hence why it’s so hilarious this article and its comments keep throwing it around. There are many vulgar or sexual terms that had more benign origins, like gay. I think this will only work if you have clinically diagnosable autism.

            “Pffft, guess what, bigot- this word didn’t originally derive from vagina, so it has NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!” That’s your argument. It’s absolutely retarded. Did you know “n*gger” came from “negro”, which is spanish for black? Did you know “negro” is considered an offensive term for black people now?

            “Fighting words” is a nebulous term that is hardly a guarantee for the protection of that ugly, mutilated piece of shit. There have been countless people that get prosecuted for assault or battery in some way because they were triggered by words they didn’t like.

          • BeckyLB

            Gosh, you really seem to have an issue with transgender people. Seems like something in your past you need to let go.

            I mean, I know most transgender ladies have high standards and all, but being rejected for sexytimes by one doesn’t give you the right to lash out on all of us. Just keep looking, there’s plenty of fish in the sea.

          • natoslug

            The crux of your argument seems to be that Zoey is unattractive, and you are unhappy with her choice to transition to female, and therefore shouldn’t have lashed out. Why the fixation on her looks or her trans status? I am not a Freudian psychologist, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn over the weekend, and I sense you have issues. Did a trans woman steal your lunch money?

        • BeckyLB

          Helluva job concern trolling there, brah, but c’mon. It’s pretty obvious you really don’t care about this whole “sexist” thing you’re pitching…you’re just try to prove exactly how much Zoey Tur “Ain’t no real wimmins!”

          • Dylan Black

            If she was, she’d clearly be more ladylike and not touch poor Ben Shapiro, is how I read their comment.

            Its not like ladies are capable of kicking ass and taking names too, right Ms. Rousey?

          • BeckyLB

            I know it’s just trolling from a bigot idjit, but it does raise a good point in a way.

            Us trans people have had it bludgeoned into our heads that we have to act totally feminine with zero masculine traits at all, lest we get labeled with the “lol man pretending to be a woman” crap.

            It goes right up to just the point our silly troll here is making, in that a “real” trans woman shouldn’t even fight back when threatened, cause that’s a “manly” thing to do. Lots of beatings, rapes, and murders have happened to trans people because of it.

            It’s too bad it played into a douchebag’s game, but good on Ms. Tur for fighting back and taking a stand.

          • Dylan Black

            Yeah I agree, its sad that trans people have to toe the “stereotypical” feminine line to feel acceptance. A person should be able to be as “butch” or as “femme” as they want in their appearance and still be accepted as a woman, IMO.

            Of course, as a tall straight white man the only thing I struggle with on a daily basis are low door frames and ceiling fans, but I still sympathize.

          • serenderpity

            This is off-topic, but you might be the last person on the internet to know that it’s “toe” the line and not “tow.” May angels light your way, good sir.

          • H0mer0

            I thought it was “one toke over the line”

          • Blank Ron

            Well put. My TG housemate has been struggling with that since she transitioned, and the only way she found to deal with it was to find a social circle where no-one cared one way or another. It also helps that none of these new friends knows she’s TG, so they just see her as ‘outdoorsy.’

          • sddasasd

            He isn’t, and it’s a good opportunity to highlight the dishonest you exhibit when you can’t resist calling Shapiro a pussy yet defend and support Tur at every turn.

        • AnneMarie Dickey

          Fuck off. I’m a transwoman…and I was also a helicopter doorgunner in 5/17 Cav in South Korea from 1993 to 1994. I might well have said something similar to that nasty little shitweasel. His whole schick is to make liberals out to be violent armed thugs who beat him up, and then he wonders why he looks and sounds like such a lickspittle pathetic…pussy. Yes. That is the word.

          • BeckyLB

            Rock on sis. Transwoman here, Combat medic from ’99-’09. Spent 4 years of that flight qualified

            Gotta love how most of us trans ladies have bigger balls than the bigots running around.

          • AnneMarie Dickey

            Got your back, sister. :)

          • real_piewacket

            Wow! Could you be anymore demeaning to women? So, in your world, having a vagina equates to being weak but having testicles equates to being strong. Way to rely on sexist stereotypes.

          • AnneMarie Dickey

            MIlitary ppl say that kind of thing. It is what it is, and I am not apologetic about it, though I generally try to avoid offense. In this case, not so much.

          • Dee Andee

            I wouldn’t worry about offending this one. Their post before this was on Breitbart. Fuckin’ dumbass trolls.

          • real_piewacket

            Mr./Ms.? Andee -Yes, and if you would care to notice, I’ve also posted on the PBS Frontline site. I’m not a lockstep conservative or a lockstep liberal. I actually use my brain to think for myself on each topic and read at a wide variety of sites. Just because my last post was at Breitbart does not negate my argument/comment and only a crowd-following, non-thinker would make that ridiculous argument.
            Ms. Dickey- I understand it may be the way they speak in the military but when has the military ever been known to be a bastion of enlightenment? I just ask that you think about the comparisons you are making, When women equate being a woman to being weak and spineless it sets back the cause of equality.

          • Dee Andee

            Girlfriend, I peeled back through 10 months worth of your comments? 90% of them are Breitbart. Wonkette? Wow, surprise! This is your FIRST time! Imagine that. And your first post is immediately confrontational, on a thread where we already have one troll.

            You walk like a troll and you bark like a troll, ergo, troll. Fuck off.

          • real_piewacket

            Yes, it IS my first time posting here. Yes, I did find my way here because of a link at Breitbart. Jesus Christ. I write a polite response to a comment and this is the way you react? Did I name call? No. Despite your unwarranted hostile response, I’ll keep reading here and likely even post when something strikes me- good or bad. Geez, What is it with people on the net (regardless if the site is right or left leaning) and the immediate labeling of someone as a troll because they don’t lockstep agree with everything posted? I thought the whole point of having a comments section was for people to engage in a dialogue and expand their thinking. If people can’t do so, it’s just one big massive circle jerk.

          • Dee Andee

            GD applauds your performance as concern troll concerned with ‘dialogue,’ ‘unwarranted hostility,’ (LOL) and ‘labeling.’

            Um, you do realize we’re just fuckin’ witcha for esses & gees by now, right? Like how I had this comment ready to post for the last 10 minutes and just sat on it because I knew you were waiting? Gave me time to watch a couple of good music vids.

          • real_piewacket

            Think what you want. It must be a very small little world you inhabit. However, I get it now. Sorry to be so slow on the uptake and not realize sooner that you are yourself a troll. Oh well, I live and learn. And with this, I shall disengage from feeding the troll.

          • Dee Andee

            Yay and stuff.

          • Enfant Terrible

            Projection: “A defense mechanism in which the individual attributes to other people impulses and traits that he himself has but cannot accept.

          • BeckyLB

            Yup. The whole “I’ve got bigger balls than you” is oft used in military culture, 99% of the time by the lady troops. It’s often used as a term of endearment and verbal “pat on the back” when a woman soldier takes a (usually loudmouthed, sexist) male soldier to task.

            “Damn SGT Bob Snaplink, you were talking all that shit and SPC Janet Tentpeg, and she just outran you hard on this run. Looks like we know who has the biggest balls in your squad!”

          • Pax Humana

            Who the fuck cares? No one but an attention whore like you. Obviously, you got brain damage while you were in combat.

          • sddasasd

            You admit you’re what Tur is and can’t resist bragging about your masculine history, yet then can’t resist calling him a pussy. What’s up with that? You praise Tur for what he did, yet then employ language that feeds into exactly what Shapiro was going for (along with making out liberals to be violent thugs who beat him up.)

            I don’t like Shapiro at all myself, I think he’s a nebbish little blowhard, but I think the praise the left keeps heeping on him and things like this is borderline hysterical. What do you think that says about you you keep behaving this way? You keep proving Shapiro right, because in this case, he is.

          • AnneMarie Dickey

            My “masculine history” is part of me, asshat. I don’t disown my life, and I don’t go “stealth” like some other transwomen. That is their decision and that is fine. I don’t do that, though. BTW, women serve in combat roles all the time. Shapiro can’t go onto a TV show without acting like a sociopath who insults the other guests and then pisses himself when he gets called on it. He’s a coward and a poltroon. Pathetic. The sort of oxygen robber who failed out of basic training in the 3rd week because he was crying over his “girlfriend” while spending the entire time on profile for an imaginary foot problem so he didn’t have to wear boots.
            This particular worthless example of alleged masculinity, as I recall, posted an essay to TownHall.com about 10 years ago where he advocated abolishing the FAA and letting airlines decide if they wanted to have safe airplanes or not all on their own. After all, if their passenger jets kept doing lawndarts into the Everglades, the free market would eventually take care of it.
            Fucking glibitarian idiot spouting college dorm nonsense.
            Oh, and he’s is still a pussy.

          • The Notorious R.G.I.

            “Glibertarian” is going directly into my arsenal. Bravo.

          • BeckyLB

            I know some of you silly bigots are trapped in this weird 1960’sesque Leave It to Beaver timewarp, but it’s 2015.

            There’s really nothing “masculine” about signing up for the military and serving a term. Both men and women can do that in this day and age! They even let the women carry rifles, shoot them, and fly the helicopters and airplanes now!

            Anyway, I’m sure the Banhammer of Loving Correction will be by soon enough.

          • Enfant Terrible

            Unintentional humor is always the best, not to mention unintentional revelations of your true mindset. Shoulda quit while you were behind!

          • Enfant Terrible

            You say the nastiest things. Come sit by me.

            (Hat tip to Dorothy Parker, I think.)

          • Dee Andee

            LOL, yes, I think it was “If you don’t have anything nice to say–come sit by me!” :)

          • serenderpity

            Alice Roosevelt, but I’m sure Dorothy Parker would have co-signed.

          • Pax Humana

            If you take off the last two letters of your last name, then it might be more apt to your character in life. Also, how about you kindly take up your own advice about what you suggest that someone else does in their own lives, okay? Thank you.

          • Loser shows up 7 months late to a dead thread to make a 3rd grade kid joke about my last name. Pathetic.

        • Blank Ron

          Not that you’re capable of learning anything, sweetie-pie, but pay attention:
          It does not refer to a body part. It most likely is a diminution of either O.English pursy or of the more common word pusillanimous. But then, all you’re trying to do is provoke people, so consider this an English lesson to speed you out the door.

          • sddasasd

            The archaic origins of the word have little bearing on how people have used it for decades and how much it overlaps with it being slang for vagina today. I don’t think you’re going to have much success in helping people disassociate the two and instead make them think of words nobody uses anymore, but thanks for aspie trivia lesson.

        • Enfant Terrible

          “Pussy” means many things, fuckwit. The English language is rich soil for producing puns, double entendres and other surprising turns of meaning. Embrace the paradox or get busy editing your Newspeak dictionary.

    • Enfant Terrible

      “I’m confused by this article”

      You should have stopped right there. So typical of trolls to decide for the rest of us where the boundaries of nuance and ambiguity in language should be set. Shapiro’s behavior wasn’t feminine; it was that unfortunate combination of bullying and cowardice we see so often from rightwing twatwaffles like him. We mock Shapiro, not because he is feminine, but because he mistakenly regards himself as a force majeure in what passes for “conservative” thought these days, when in reality he is one of those little bicycle horns with squeeze bulbs. And a pussy, to boot.

      • sddasasd

        Cool, except the point of my dig wasn’t just about “pussy” to describe effeminate behavior; you can’t resist celebrating Tur threatening violence over being called a man and such a few times, threatening Shapiro with physical violence (on top of Tur being larger and more imposing), and turn around and constantly call Shapiro a “pussy”, a word that is in a sense rooted in misogyny. The way so many of you defend and celebrate Tur is crazy, and it really hits home how you approach this whole thing when you want to satisfy Tur by calling him a woman yet call Shapiro a pussy at the same time and variously mock him for perceived effeminate behavior.

        Also, don’t you mean “fuckwaffle” or “douchecanoe” or something more along those lines?

        • Enfant Terrible

          First of all, you’re not my editor so you can fuck right off with your suggestions wrt word choices. Secondly, your original comment didn’t say anything about Tur’s alleged threats. (Are you familiar with the word “alleged”? It’s very helpful in avoiding all manner of unpleasantness!) Thirdly, you are moving the goalposts – a signature “tactic” among concern trolls such as yourself. Fourthly, you should have already read others’ comments about the linguistic roots and multiple meanings of “pussy”. Fifthly and lastly, fuck off and evolve if you haven’t already done so.

          • sddasasd

            What’s wrong with suggesting more insults in the vein of “twatwaffle” if you’re going to go for something that embarrassing?

            I’m not a concern troll, I was playing one until someone caught on that I was highlighting the breathtaking hypocrisy of this shit article and the people praising it. I did read the comments about linguistics- they are autistic attempts at staving off the idea “pussy” is a curse word that is seen as such because it’s used as a term for the female vagina. The origins of the word have no bearing on how it’s widely employed and seen, unless you’re up to educating fellow liberals on it’s centuries old archaic english origins unrelated to sex if they think your usage of it is “misogynistic”.

            Try stepping back and realizing the incredible internal contradictions of your shitty attempts at defending a cockroach like Bob Tur with contorted english lessons.

      • Dee Andee

        Well, that was fun. All gone now. :D

        • Enfant Terrible

          Yeah, but I’ve already forgotten his user name. Just another bicycle horn on the bike path.

          • Dee Andee

            I think it was sssswdddddddderpitydooowahdittee

  • WJS

    I get an iCarly villain vibe from watching Mr. Shapiro provoke another human being…

  • Steven Posey

    Shapiro is acting just like that kid we all knew growing up who would goad you every chance they got until you finally defended yourself, at which point they would piss their pants and run screaming to the nearest adult. Only he’s technically an adult, so he runs crying and trailing urine to the cops. Then again, I guess this is to be expected from a dude that works for a “news organization” started by a bloated alcoholic coke fiend who had a penchant for bizarre rants and outright lies regarding his site’s stories.

    • Dee Andee

      Precisely! Well said!

    • The Notorious R.G.I.

      Very good. Shapiro is a useless, cowardly jerk.

  • BMW

    Ben Shapiro is a bitch waffle.

  • Enfant Terrible

    A big hat tip to the transfolk who contributed to this thread. Speak up and stay strong!

  • LegionOfDo

    His attribution of one person’s actions to “the left” is why I have no problem saying that Donald Trump speaks for all Republicans.

  • Walter Wellstone

    What a twat, this Shapiro guy is. He needs a security guard to walk him to his car? Well, these fucking sociopaths are the passive-aggressive evil kind, the fucking weaklings that have no qualms attacking when no one is watching. So, no, I disagree with the “NOT NICE!” statement. Tur did the right thing. Little bitches like Ben Shapiro need to be put in their place and if it’s done by a lady even better. Fuck him.

  • BadExampleMan

    I refer you to professional sexplainer Dan Savage on why you shouldn’t refer to Widdle Ben as a pussy:

    • Walter Wellstone

      Fucking brilliant… the chewing up and spitting out bit. Brilliant.

      • H0mer0

        didn’t Betty White say something similar?

        (http://cheezburger.com/5273672960)

        • PattyJM

          That link didn’t work for me but what Betty (Love that woman!) said is:

          “Why do people say Grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! those things take a pounding!”

          Betty White

          • Derek Juhl

            PattyJM: The quote appears to have been misattributed to Betty White. Comedian Sheng Wang tells this exact joke at the 1:30 mark in the following video, uploaded to YouTube on April 12, 2011:

            https://youtu.be/U8QKGwb3c5I

            Additionally, Damien LeGallienne claims on the following webpage dated October 5, 2011 that Betty White emailed him, denying that she’d said that:

            http://thedamienzone.com/2011/10/05/betty-white-facebook-hoax-about-balls-and-vaginas/

            I’m inclined to think that someone linked Ms White’s name with it to boost its popularity. I’ve seen this phenomenon with things supposedly said by Marilyn Monroe, Albert Einstein, Morgan Freeman, the Dalai Lama, et al.

          • PattyJM

            That is easy enough to believe.

            There is a lot of that stuff on the Internet.

    • Pax Humana

      Dan Savage is offensive to pussies everywhere, and I am talking about the REAL women that have them as opposed to the nut job LGBT members that either want them, do not know how to properly use them, or will not use them in their lives.

  • Mary Sandoras

    Show us on the doll where she touched you Ben.

  • ca_rickf

    Po’po’ to Ben Shapiro: Did that big strapping transvestite make you feel uncomfortable? Where are your parents, son?

  • Alex Grey

    Yeah…

  • Me not sure

    On the whole I’m surprised at the passions that this post unleashed. Everything from hate to a renouncing of even a vague threat of violence, to compassion and
    even at times good old snark. When Mitt Romney placed hands on Rick
    Perry in the 2012 Republican debates it was just “”boys being boys”

  • BeckyLB

    The ‘baggers and nitwit conservatives really, really wish that trans people would just shut up and get back in the closet like the good ol’ days.

    They really don’t want people learning about trans people, meeting them, etc. It’s easy to crack jokes and mock trans people, when the only examples of trans people the vast public know are Ace Ventura and Springer episodes. Once being trans is understood to be a medical condition akin to something like cancer, it stops being OK to mock it.

    I think that’s the nitwit’s goal, when it comes down to crap like this douche misgendering, people using birth names after they’ve been changed, bathroom laws, etc….they don’t want the general public to know us trans people exist just like anyone else. The more they can make life for a trans person impossible, the greater chance of said trans person either offing themselves, or going back to representing their birth gender just to survive.

    Ultimately, the “T” side of the acronym is going to go down the same path the “LGB” side did. It’s easy to be a bigot towards the stereotypical “dude in a dress”. It’s hard to be a bigot toward people in your social circles. This is why I’m so open and upfront about who I am.

  • thirdeblue

    Where’s Buzz Aldrin when you need him?

    • NorthStarSpanx

      Police declined to press charges, so, what’s happened? The LAPD has decided to indulge shame-chub “victims?”

    • Hardly Ideal

      *bad Dos Equis impression*
      I don’t always endorse violent thugs. But when I do… I prefer Apollo astronauts.

      Stay ornery, my friends.

  • Vicious Babushka

    Ben Shapiro missed his William F Buckley moment, he could have screamed out DON’T TOUCH MY NECK SKIN YOU CROSS-DRESSING PERV OR I’LL SOCK YOU IN THE GODDAMNED FACE AND YOU’LL STAY PLASTERED just like his Conservative hero.

    Instead, Brave Sir Benny ran away, ran away.

    • Antimassacree

      Slunk away holding the security guard’s hand.

  • actor212

    TORT REFORM NOW!

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Pussy,

    • gingerland62

      He wishes…

  • m3bosha

    Shapiro is such a douche nozzle. He acted like a dick and got treated like one back. How quickly the cons forget the golden rule until they get treated the way they are treating others.

    • NwoDispatcher .

      If the poor tranny cant handle hisself in a conversation he should stay home with all the other children.

  • PattyJM

    I believe that there is something in law called “Fighting Words”. That is, using language intended to provoke a violent response. If I am wrong, someone please correct me.

    Shapiro was using deliberately offensive language in full knowledge of what he was saying and what its effect on Zoe.

    • Vandy Beth Glenn

      “Fighting words” is established in law as an exception to the First Amendment, but I don’t think it has been used successfully to prosecute offensive speech for at least a century.

      And in any case, it wouldn’t work as a defense in an assault or battery case. Any offensive touching can be considered battery; back in the 1960s a bigoted hotel owner was convicted of battery after he angrily yanked a plate out of the hands of a black man.

      Shapiro, unpleasant and hateful though he may be, definitely has a case here.

      • PattyJM

        Oh well. Another bad idea. It won’t be my firs5 and is not likely to be my last.

        Have we met? Your name sounds familiar.

        • Vandy Beth Glenn

          You may know me from such landmark civil rights lawsuits as Glenn v. Brumby.

      • HazumuOsaragi

        Shapiro, unpleasant and hateful though he may be, definitely has a case here.

        And Ms. Tur doesn’t have very many friends in what’s loosely called ‘the trans community’ after Ms. Tur disseminated personal opinion as ‘fact’ in the Planet Fitness kerfluffel, then publicly attacked trans activists Dana Beyer and Rebecca Juro.

  • AndInThisCorner

    Wow the right has this whole Orwellian double speak thing down pat!!!

    Constantly bullying people, marginalizing them and then screaming about how they have been victimized. Cause they are ones being bullied if you ignore all of history and everything they have ever said EVER….

  • Lord-Nash

    “You let that little girl disarm you?”

  • scscanlan2004

    “It’s not ok to threaten or bully people!” Unless you’re a “marginalized” member of society I guess…

  • Sterculius

    Shapiro was scared by a girl in a dress. Or more likely, he just wanted to weep in a burly policeman’s arms for a while.

  • Mainlander

    You lie.

  • Justin Kredibel

    Usually, I agree with Wonkette, but just because someone’s trans (or of a group one supports) it doesn’t give them the right to lay hands on another and threaten them. When you ignore the wrongdoings of your own and/or beloved, you also lose objectivity and credibility.

  • Pax Humana

    This is what the article reads on this lying nut job’s page on this less than useless website.
    Evan Hurst

    http://wonkette.com

    Evan Hurst is the Senior Editor of Wonkette. He spends his days deflecting the sad glances of his black lab, Lula, who would please like him to stop typing letters to the internet and throw the squeaky chicken in the backyard instead. Though the internet does not give him credit, it’s probably his fault Aaron Schock is no longer a congressperson, due how Evan would not stay off his tail during the SCANDALS. (Not in a sex way, in a writing way!) Also, he writes songs and plays the piano, at the same time! Lastly, Evan is a Southern person, and thus is casting polite judgment on you, right now, for reading this. Bless your heart.

    Read more at http://wonkette.com/591588/ben-shapiro-files-charges-against-transgender-lady-for-making-him-look-like-total-pussy#w6BDe515cPbKLCgQ.99
    This is what it should read:
    Even Hurst
    http://www.imadethisuselesswebsitebecausemylifesucksandnoonecaresaboutme.com/
    Evan Hurst made this website because he has no social life. He also is currently separated from his Black Labrador Lula after she filed a sexual harassment suit against him as well as attempted rape charges against him. She also wants him to quit typing letters on the internet because he is doing so after using drugs and alcohol as well as jerking his chicken after watching tons of gay porn on places like RedTube and PornHub. She also has filed charges to have him mentally committed to the nearest psychiatric hospital for the rest of his life. Even though Aaron Schock is no longer a congressperson, the internet is also a good reason on why Even Hurst is also not a congressperson himself and also on why he is living in his parents’ basement instead of being a smart and productive member of society. This website is also why Even Hurst is the reason of why he is pussy repellant, why his mother should have swallowed, and why his father should have pulled out sooner. He also plays the piano horribly and his songs were also made on drug and booze induced benders and they are also the reasons of why his neighbors keep calling the cops on him at 3AM in the morning. Lastly, Evan might come from the South end of his mother, but he is even more offensive to the South than the KKK, let alone the ACLU, SPLC, or any other race baiting group, thus he is deserving in this casting of judgment upon himself right now as he reads upon this letter because he honestly has nothing else better to do with his life other than being a welfare bum. Also, the Southern term of “Bless your heart” actually means “Go fuck yourself,” but any true person from the South would not only recognize that Evan needs to do so himself, but that he also does so on a regular basis in his life.
    Did you see what I did there?

    • Invidosa

      Oh my, now that is some weapons grade butthurt right there! Well done sir or madam!

  • DANNIE

    THIS ARTICLE IS SHIT. WONKETTE HAS DONE A DISSERVICE AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR ATTACHING IT’S NAME TO IT.
    IF YOU WANT TO WASTE TIME, JUST JERK OFF OR WALK YOUR DOG! BUT DON’T WRITE STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS ARTICLE THAT’LL WASTE OTHERS’ TIME AND MISINFORM THEM AS TO WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
    EVAN HURST – I’M AMAZED BY YOUR IGNORANCE

    • Blackest Noobs

      huh?

    • Stein Olsen

      Hi Shapiro. Or Shapiro’s dad.

      • Bren

        Or Shapiro’s closet boyfriend.

  • SadieLechner

    Ooooh, the all-caps, righteously indignant, butt-hurt, I’m-trying-to-be-relevant-and-write-like-a-Wonkette-operative-but-failed-miserably, fuck you guys I’m taking my ball and going home and covering my ears la la la la la I can’t hear you people are commenting! Even though comments aren’t allowed. Hot damn, it’s shaping up to be a good day.

  • ALX99999

    Shapiro loves his shitty fake stats as do his mouthbreathing followers

    Dr. Paul McHugh, one of the only medical professionals conservatives can ever find to support their anti-trans views, makes this point regularly. Walt Heyer, opponents’ “ex-transgender” poster child, makes this point regularly, as do his compatriots at The Federalist. A recent story in the New York Times about a transgender teen prompted the National Review and the Family Research Council to also reinforce the suicide rate meme. If transgender people are so susceptible to suicide, they all argue, then the best response is to reject transgender identities.

    But none of the studies that demonstrate the high suicide rates among transgender people actually prove the point conservatives are trying to make. They actually all indicate that people who are transgender feel ostracized for their identity; their high suicide rates reflect rejection, discrimination, violence, harassment, and the negative life circumstances that result from such treatment.

    For example, one study that has been cited frequently is a Swedish study from 2011. It found that people who had actually undergone sex reassignment surgery were 19 times more times likely to die by suicide. Opponents of trans equality have used this stat to suggest that no trans person should undergo such surgeries, fueling the myths about “transition regret.” But the study did not compare trans people who had gotten surgery to trans people who had not gotten surgery — it compared them to the general population of Sweden, people who are not transgender. Thus, none of its conclusions actually support the claim that there are consequences to transitioning. Furthermore, the mortality rate was only statistically significant for people who had surgery before 1989; for those who had their surgery between 1989 and 2003, the increased mortality for transgender people was not statistically significant.

    It is true that the Swedish study found mental health concerns for transgender people, but it didn’t actually determine explanations as to why. One telling finding, however, is that suicide attempt rates were higher than the general population for transgender women (people who had been assigned “male” at birth), but not for transgender men (people who had been assigned “female” at birth), whose attempt rate remained consistent with the rates for presumably cisgender females in the general population. Given transgender women are more likely to be profiled and targeted for discrimination, this suggests that the suicide attempt rate is not connected to the transgender identity itself, but to how people are treated for being transgender — a conclusion born out by other studies.

    One of the biggest studies on the experiences of transgender people was the 2011 National Transgender Discrimination Survey (NTDS). It found that in the U.S., 41 percent of transgender and gender non-conforming people had attempted suicide, compared to a national average of just 4.6 percent. When all of the data were analyzed, however, researchers found a number of factors that significantly influenced whether a person was more likely to attempt suicide: being a person of color, experiencing poverty, being unemployed, achieving less education, being out or more easily perceived as transgender, experiencing housing discrimination or especially homelessness, experiencing harassment or especially physical or sexual assault, being rejected by family, or facing discrimination in health care. In other words, the more forms of discrimination transgender people experienced, the more likely they were to attempt suicide.

    A brand new study from Canada confirms this effect. There, the suicide attempt rate for transgender people was similar to what other studies have found: about 18 times higher than the general population. But the study found that some factors greatly reduced the attempt rate. For example, when transgender people had affirming parents, the rate dropped by 57 percent. Access to legal documentation consistent with their gender identity dropped rates by 44 percent. Trans people who experienced low levels of anti-trans hate were 66 percent less likely to attempt suicide. And perhaps most importantly, the further along individuals were in their transitions — i.e. the closer they were to having a body and outward identity that matched their internal gender identity — the less likely they were to attempt suicide.

    There is significant evidence to suggest that transgender identities have a biological origin, and there is already consensus among medical professionals that the best way to support transgender people is to affirm their gender identities. Despite conservatives’ attempts to portray transgender people as mentally ill, it has already been several years since “gender dysphoria” was declassified as a mental disorder.

    The NTDS will soon be conducted again. Now under the name of the U.S. Trans Survey (USTS), the study will be able to show what progress transgender people are making over time. As public understanding increases, it will likely show that the suicide and suicide attempt rates in the transgender community decline in turn.

    But as the 2011 numbers show, the disparities are vast and the resistance to transgender equality is severe. Hopefully, opponents of equality who claim to be concerned about transgender suicide rates realize that they have the cart and the horse mixed up — that it’s actually their rejection of transgender identities that contributes to these negative outcomes.

    http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2015/06/22/3672506/transgender-suicide-rates/

    • William Snell

      The point made by the suicide rates is valid, because it remains the same whether or not the transgendered person had reassignment surgery or not.

      • ALX99999

        Suicide rate varies as a function of stigma faced; more accepting family and society = less suicide. no surprise really.

      • ALX99999

        Reassignment surgery has no effect on whether a person ‘passes’ ie they remain visibly transexual. Therefore if they face an intolerant society, whether or not they have had surgery, they are under the same stress, and so the suicide rate is unchanged.
        if they live with people who accept and support them and a public who tolerates and ignores them, it drops off.. feel free to look this up.

  • Mitchell

    I’m very glad Shapiro filed charges. That transgender monster looking thing was no lady that’s for sure. I hope it gets psychiatric help to resolve its gender confusion.

  • William Snell

    You’re mocking that Shapiro was threatened and assaulted? I disagree with Shapiro all the time. You know what I never do? Leave threatening messages for him. Why? Because I’m an adult, and understand that answering words with fists isn’t right. That’s fascist behavior, and to deride Shapiro for calling this out really illustrates how far the regressive left has fallen. When it’s funny for someone on your side to grab and physically threaten someone on the other side – you’re on the wrong side.

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