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Don’t you just love the smell of stupids catfighting in the morning? Here is Gov. Rick Perry, trying to bitch-slap the guy who is currently kicking his ass so hard, Perry might not even scrape his way into the first Republican primary debate of “real” contenders (hahahahahahahaha, REAL CONTENDERS):

Rather than thanking Texas for stepping into a gap it shouldn’t have to fill, Mr. Trump has made clear that he believes the states should fend for themselves on border security. Not only is this wrong, it perpetuates the same failed policies that have left our southern border porous and vulnerable.

I have a message for my fellow Republicans and the independents who will be voting in the primary process: what Mr. Trump is offering is not conservatism, it is Trump-ism – a toxic mix of demagoguery and nonsense.

Demagoguery! That’s a mighty big word for a guy who needed S-M-R-T glasses so he wouldn’t look quite so stupid. Also, has Perry forgotten St. Ronald Reagan’s 11th Commandment? Oh, of course he has. If only it were the second. Oops.

Anyway, Donald Trump handily disposes of Perry’s puny attempt to defeat him, with words, by saying I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? because Trump is the most smartest bestest-at-everythingest candidate in the race, AS WE ALL KNOW:

trump demagogue

Ooooh, sick burn.

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Ooooh, sicker burn! Anyone else want a piece of Trump? Anyone? He’s dishing it out for free.

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Ooooh, sickest burn of all. We can haz John Dingell for president?

[Rick Perry / The Donald’s Twitter]

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  • drbloor

    I think I just suffered a serious head wound after being hit by the ricocheting stupid in that post.

  • By coincidence, “my southern border is porous and vulnerable” is my bio summary on Grindr.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Build that wall!

    • chicken thief

      Giving a whole new meaning to ‘wet back’.

    • anniegetyerfun

      You have won Wonkette for today and possibly tomorrow.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Girl please. Your southern border hasn’t been vulnerable since you tried to pick up the doctor who smacked your ass at birth.

    • Bill Slider

      Should we build a wall around it?

      • We should erect something near it, anyway…

        • Bill Slider

          I see what you did there.

        • eddi

          Just sprayed soda all over the screen. Thanks.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Boys, boys! Don’t fight! You’re BOTH stupid.

    • anniegetyerfun

      There’s plenty of stupid to go around!

      • Blank Ron

        Plus a 200-gallon tank out back that we’re gonna hafta dump unless they step up the derp.

  • lovelydestruction

    with these two, nobody wins

    • JustPixelz

      HRC perhaps?

    • Reddishrabbit

      Wonkette seems to be doing okay…

  • But A Toxic Mix of Demagoguery and Nonsense does sound like a great title for the inevitable Lifetime movie on Trump’s life.

    • AntiDerpomeme

      Ooh yeah, I’d watch the hell outta something that youuge and classy.

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      Really too bad he’d have to croak before they can make the movie. Real shame.

      • r m reddicks

        Shorty will make the wait time shorter, I hope.

    • Left Coast Tom

      It also sounds like the tl;dr for the GOP platform.

  • MrBlobfish

    Perry just blew his chance at being Trump’s Secretary of, uh, I forget.

    • AntiDerpomeme

      Is there a Secretary of Smart Lookin’ Eyewear? ‘Cause he’d be pretty perfect for that.

      • Amy!

        Texas could staff a whole cabinet. Secretary of Smart Glasses. Secretary of Presidential Ties. Secretary of Greasy Kid Stuff for Hair.

  • memzilla

    C’mon, Trump, cut to the chase and just call the Triple Dog Dare already.

  • Poor Goodhair will have to sit at the kiddie debate table with Santorum and Jindal?

    THE SCHADEN FREUDES ITSELF!
    ~

    • drbloor

      “Meet Mohammed, Jugdish, Sydney, and Clayton…I’m sure you’ll have lots to talk about.”

    • r m reddicks

      Please, please have micromaphones at the kiddie debate table!

  • Lizzietish81

    Damn, this makes me kind of miss Newt Gingrich, he always had the best insults for his fellow Republicans.

  • MsAnthropesMr

    a toxic mix of demagoguery and nonsense.

    Isn’t this the official GOP platform?

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      Needs moar frothy.

  • jviscont1

    the 3 problems with Trump are he’s a demagogue, speaks nonsense and…. I forgot.

  • MrBlobfish

    I think I figured out Trump’s plan to defeat ISIS. He will tweet insults at them.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I’d rather dodge drones than listen to this dipshit.

    • Left Coast Tom

      …until they tweet death threats back at him.

      • anniegetyerfun

        Then, “Waaaah! Save me, FBI!”

      • Mehmeisterjr

        TD: ISIS, you are a big bunch of boogers.
        ISIS: Yeah, well you too.
        TD: Yeah, well you three.
        ISIS: Yeah, well you four.

        And so on.

  • AntiDerpomeme

    I look forward to all of the youuuge Twitster burns that President Trumpidytrumptrump is gonna smack down as part of, oh hell, as the ENTIRETY of his foreign relations strategy. Talk about upholding the dignity of the office!

    • r m reddicks

      The giggity of the orifice. God I can’t even laugh at these Klowns anymore. I need a rogue nation atom bomb to fall on my head. Maybe the ‘debate’ will help.

  • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

    Yeah, when I think of serious world problems, I think of that fucking southern border that people have been ignoring for decades.

  • Michael Smith

    @GovernorPerry: Dude Trump’s not even that cool. He doesn’t get that many girls, and I know a dude that kicked his ass after a baseball game.

    @realDonaldTrump: @GovernorPerry Yeah right dude, I beat that dude’s ass and I’ll do it again. And I get laid way more than you, idiot. I get laid all the time. I got laid last night.

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      Finest poontang money can buy…

      • Biff52

        After the way he talked about his own daughter, who can even know?

        • eddi

          Who wants to know. Besides CPS in New York?

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    When President Trump takes office, who will be his Secretary of Playground Taunting?

  • Legion32

    “He should be forced to take an IQ test before being allowed to enter the GOP debate.” Kitten’s got claws!!

  • memzilla

    • devilette

      Damn, that’s a great cover. I almost want to buy it and have it framed.

  • katahdin

    Nothing says “We’re serious presidential candidates” like 13-year-old girl twitter fighting.
    What’s next, hair pulling and digs at each others’ weight?

  • beingreleased

    I admire the fact that Trump hasn’t handed his twitter account over to a social media person like the other candidates do. He should get credit for that. What we’re seeing is unfiltered Trump. Imagine how much less we’d have to laugh about if he didn’t have a twitter account.

    • Msgr_Moment

      After a year of enjoying unfiltered, unpasteurized Bohemian pilsners, I suddenly remember why filtering is somtimes a very good idea after all.

    • anniegetyerfun

      I actually wonder about that. I figured he hired someone to keep up his particular brand of idiocy on social media because who has time to be that petty constantly while running the yoogest, classiest empire in all of the universe?

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        They don’t call him a short-fingered vulgarian for nuthin’.

        • Beaumarchais?

          * Coined by the brilliant Kurt Andersen of the late Spy magazine and now host of NPR’s Studio 360, who first brought The Donald to public attention.

        • david green

          You mean he has to pay them?

      • BackDoorMan

        … I’m of the opinion that, while he doubtless has google-alert set to any time his name is mentioned, he has a bunch of under/unpaid interns (or Trump University students) bringing the most egregious social media slams to his attention. Then Trumpelthinskin fires off the first thing his knee-jerk thought process can manage. And I’m pretty sure he does that while he’s on the toilet… which, coincidentally, appears to be where his “empire” is headed.

        • anniegetyerfun

          I believe your intern theory to be correct.

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      Imagine how much less we’d have to laugh about if he became our president.

      • FauxAntocles

        Laughing and crying at the same time… reminds me of the Dubya days.

  • chicken thief

    The Donald had no love for Miss Lindsay after he turned into a Democrat?

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    I love that pouty-ass photo of El Donaldo. He looks like a potato with constipation.

    • Beaumarchais?

      Potato libulz!!1!!

    • BackDoorMan

      … you can tell because the eyes are brown.

  • r m reddicks

    I think Chump is on the left. I wouldn’t watch much of this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEvvRfuVk30

    • FauxAntocles

      It’s not a real fight until they get on the ground.

    • OneYieldRegular

      How did I get here? This is not my beautiful nice kitty video!

    • nmmagyar

      My cat, Cat, is really pissed off and looking for something to kill after hearing this video playing.

      • r m reddicks

        Dog has developed some issues , also.

  • chicken thief

    The Donald, I got one for you – feel free to use it whenever you want:

    Tell me about the syrup, Rick. @GovernorPerry

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      Sounds juicy.

  • JustPixelz

    I love the smell of Trump and Perry fighting in the morning. It smells like … victory!

    • r m reddicks

      Mostly just smells like a beer shit. (Thank you Charlie.)

  • dslindc

    Donald Trump: In case you were wondering what happens when you give a six-year-old a couple billion dollars and a Twitter account.

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      Imagine the toys the DoD will be getting from Pretzeldent Trump.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        you mean those come in gild???? HOT DAMN

        • Tansy Geek

          All the air craft carriers will come with solid gold toilets.

    • A Grumpy Cat

      Hey, isn’t that kind of insulting to six-year-olds?

  • chicken thief

    Bobby Jindal has been working feverishly on his “ya, McCain is a dummy and Perry doesn’t know the meaning of demagoguery” but he can’t seem to get ‘demagoguery’ spelled without it being red underlined.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I can’t wait until Trump mean girls Jindal and Carson. Just watch the bigot gloves come off then.

      • chicken thief

        And Carly also too! Imagine the choice words about her ‘successful’ career at HP.

        • AntiDerpomeme

          He’ll of course talk about how he’s a classy and successful businessman running on his record of success. And she can counter with the number of times he’s declared bankruptcy and left his creditors out to dry. Fun times will be had by all viewers.

      • anniegetyerfun

        They won’t have it in them to fight. I want him to bash Christie.

  • Maybe after President TRUMP completely and utterly destroys the U.S. society and economy one of those nice Scandinavian countries will adopt us.

    • Thatsitfor Theotherwon

      Don’t count on it.

      • eddi

        Yeah,China needs a source of cheap labor. And no seconds on the rice gruel.

  • Callyson

    Three weeks until the first debate, eh?

    • AntiDerpomeme

      If it’s anything like the trainwreck of my imaginings, it can’t come soon enough.

  • JustPixelz

    I felt a great disturbance in the Farce, as if millions of Republicans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly woke up. I fear something terrible has happened. They’re about to turn away from Trump.

    • r m reddicks

      Some call it the rapture.

      • Yeah. Liberals and Democrats. ;o) Heheheh!!

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Others call it The Rupture. (At least, that’s how I first read it. Pass me the glasses, Rick Perry.)

    • BearGHAZI

      anger leads to hate, hate leads to derp, and derp leads to SUFFERING

  • Beowoof14

    Oh Donald, please keep going, your candidacy is bringing joy to the world.

    • Vienna Woods

      Jon, is that you?

      • jmk

        If it is… STAAAAAAAY!!!!

    • Axomamma

      He’s almost run through the first couple million he put up for the campaign, and he’s doing no fundraising. I think his success at sucking all the air out of the room has even surprised him.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Okay Alexis and Krystle, put your earrings back on and sheathe your claws.

    • nmmagyar

      Oh Hell No!! I want this to go on for at least the next 12 months.

  • cleanfront

    I’ve got stupid, Donald, can you make fun of me?

  • chicken thief

    Well, I’d say this pretty much locks up the Hispanic vote for him.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    Dingell, swallow some Viagra, you have a date with us slutty liberal women everywhere.

    • Biff52

      I hereby offer my services as Dingell’s surrogate.

      • NorthStarSpanx

        Almost made me drop the aspirin between my knees

        • Biff52

          You can look me up on Ashley Madison.

          Oh, wait…

  • SK

    Keep waiting for the Alaskan grifter to endorse him, and then have Trump smack her like a Perry.

  • JustPixelz

    McCain graduated last in his class … dummy

    Trump was not exactly an academic superstar. He did not not get an MBA from Wharton (as he seems to claim). He went to University of Pennsylvania which includes Wharton. He was not first in his class — he graduated without any honors.

    Before slinging arrows at McCain, Trump should release his own college transcripts.

    http://www.salon.com/2011/05/03/donald_trump_wharton/

    • nmmagyar

      As much as I dislike McCain – bottom of your class at Annapolis is still better than most other institutions.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        I know, right? Not much can get me to pipe in on McCain’s behalf, but this craven imbecile?

        • James Christopher Owen

          Congratulations, Trump. You just inspired a mommy-warblog full of liberals to take up the defense of John McGramps. Fuckbucket.

      • Spurning Beer

        Last place in your class when your father is a four-star admiral is less of an accomplishment, however.

        • nmmagyar

          Less, true. But he still made it through.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Dear Rick Perry,

      For your next Twitter debate with The Donald, I suggest you use this line:

      “Yeah, well you went to a school called U.P. You Pee! Get it?”

      I provide this witticism free of charge out of a patriotic duty to my country and to eyeglasses everywhere.

      • OneDemin EOr

        University of Portland libel!

        • Whale Chowder

          U-O-P. You owe pee? To whom?

          • beatbort

            I think the initials for Trump’s school were actually P.U.

          • OneDemin EOr

            Scott Walker claims everybody owes him pee!

          • SCOTT WALKER

          • Whale Chowder

            I wouldn’t cross the street…

      • Thaumaturgist

        Yooper libel.

  • Fartknocker

    Well, former Gubnor Big Hair Lens Crafter Perry has the advantage given the number of times he’s been to the Border and his advanced skills at goat fucking. Maybe the two of them can do a pay-for-view goat fuck at Niggerhead.

    • blaid droog

      you forgot to use 99 instead of GGs.

    • OneDemin EOr

      Sure that’s not Warby Parker? Or possibly his BCGs from his distinguished service in the National Guard?

  • Virginia Dreaming

    This debate might be more fun if Larry Wilmore is the moderator and he does the keepin’ it 100/weak tea routine with them.

  • Bill Slider

    As the Democrats have srrious competition to win the Democratic nomination, the GOP candidates cannot focus singularly on one likely nominee. Consequently, they turn on their fellow Republicans to be in the top ten for who gets TV time debate exposure. I need to check the stock market for pop corn futures.

  • Me not sure

    If Rick Perry manages to worm his way onto the debate stage along with Trump, Christie, and the others, I expect to see this pop up after less than five minutes.

    • eddi

      Hopefully they won’t think to ban phones in the audience. The brawl on stage will be about as dignified as, oh Hell I’m gonna say it; two drunken old queens fighting over a dildo.

      • Me not sure

        I’d watch either one

  • Popcorn…. must… have… popcorn….

    • r m reddicks

      Forget the gmo popping corn. I’m going with a bowl of butter and a salt shaker and a glass of mezcal.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Rick Perry is so off the list of possible VP’s to be vetted by Trump, Inc.

  • Billy Rubin

    I never thought I would say this, but I cannot wait for the GOP primary debates.
    http://media.giphy.com/media/RTjNAFC4JMc0/giphy.gif

    • onedrewthree

      This is my new favorite gif.

    • eddi

      dawww.

  • anniegetyerfun

    Shut up, Dingell. This needs to play out for a while longer.

  • Notreelyhelping

    Please–first debate, have someone storm off stage in a huff. I don’t care whom. (Even money on the moderator.)

  • Logic of Color

    It’s hard to imagine which of these candidates could be a reasonable embarrassing contender. Rubio?

  • thirdeblue

    Whoever wins the argument of who’s stupider. I approve.

  • SterWonk

    I’m not good at the Twittering thing, but doesn’t that last one say that Dingell’s response was from yesterday, responding to a tweet Trump made two hours earlier? If that’s the case – why on earth is Trump talking about McCain in a primary?

    • Tansy Geek

      I think Dingell’s tweet was just a polite but general “STFU Donald Trump.” Where as Trump’s Twitter and mouth are on the wide spray random stupidity setting.

      • SterWonk

        Right, but my question is: Why is Trump talking about McCain being in the primaries? McCain isn’t running.

        • Tansy Geek

          McCain said mean things about Trump bringing the GOP’s less stellar supporters out from under the rotting wood work.
          http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/john-mccain-has-a-few-things-to-say-about-donald-trump

          • SterWonk

            Oh, he’s talking about McCain in his Senate re-election primary! That actually makes sense. Or as close to sense as anything Trump says – presumably, the voters of AZ are familiar with McCain, since they’ve been electing him for almost 30 years.

        • Thaumaturgist

          I think it’s called “ret-con.” Which means “retro-continuity.” Lots of writers use it to revive a plot theme improvidently abandoned in an earlier book, movie or series. Awkward but handy. Gives new life to the current plot.

          • Biff52

            BENGHAZZZZIII!

          • spit take.

            not cool.

          • SterWonk

            Oh, I’m very familiar with Retconning. But in this case, it looks like he’s talking about McCains Senate primary.

  • HuffPo will no longer be covering Trump’s campaign in their “political news” section. Instead, they’re putting all things Trump in their “entertainment” section.

    Trend developing?

    • Thaumaturgist

      That’s grand. Where are they going to cover Bobby Jindal? Or Mike Huckerbee, or whatever they call him these days. Or HP Carly? Do I have to keep going?

      Seriously, what exactly do you and HuffPo think is the difference between Trumpenstein, Jeb The Smart One Bush and the lot of them?

      • I don’t like HuffPo helping the Republican Party out like this.

      • Steely_Fan

        Well, in fairness, The Donald out-trumps (tee-hee) the rest of the field in pure, undiluted (redundant, I know) batshit, out-there, rabble-rousing, slanderous, racist, ad-hominem invective. IOW, he seems nice.

    • A Grumpy Cat

      But doesn’t that imply he’s entertaining? I would argue with them there. I guess they don’t have a I Can’t Fucking Believe This Is News Section.

    • toomanyrappers

      Until they change the name of Fox News to Fox Entertainment, there’s no reason discount Donald Trump’s Republican views. He’s an excellent representative of his people.

  • OneDemin EOr

    I’m no fan of McCain, but I hardly think his placement in his graduating class made a helluva lot of difference to the North Vietnamese. Meanwhile, Mr. Combover enjoyed his deferment status.

    • Lazy Media

      Jammacain was the North Vietnamese’s sekrut weapon. The guy was a reverse ace, you know.

      • Biff52

        Yet Jane Fonda got all the hates…

        • Steely_Fan

          Yeah, but she’s come through remarkably well. We should all look so good at, what, 70? Plus, i think she killed it on “The Newsroom.”

  • BearGHAZI

    mee-OW!!

  • Redgyal

    Well, he’s right.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Like a broken clock?

  • marxalot

    Oooooh, honey-child, put those kitty-cat claws away! Or at least save it for the debates.
    ROUND ONE: Trump or Christie starts abusing the moderator. TAKE A SHOT
    Perry forgets something important. HIGH FIVES
    Somebody swears on camera. EVERYBODY MAKE OUT
    Moderator rolls eyes at response. SWITCH DRINKS AND CHAIRS

    • Thaumaturgist

      I’ve got to stop you at SWITCH DRINKS AND CHAIRS. Girls drink girly drinks, which are sweet and syrupy and awful. I would become a Baptist before I drank girly drinks.

      • marxalot

        At our parties you get your choice of:
        1) Beer
        2) Hard cider (that is 1.8% more boozy than beer)
        3) Vodka (you can put it in OJ I guess)
        4) Whiskey (you can have ice, sinner)
        5) Leaving

        • Thaumaturgist

          Sub Irish Whiskey for the cider thing and I’m with you.

        • A Grumpy Cat

          You had me at vodka.

        • Thaumaturgist

          The only way I drink vodka is you put crushed ice in a soup bowl and nest the shot glass in the crushed ice. Then you down it in one gulp like pravda communist.

      • gingerland62

        Stop drinking with girls and start drinking with women.

        • BackDoorMan

          … “barkeep… give me a visky and a vater… and don’t be stingy vith the visky!” – Greta Garbo in a silver screen moment.

  • beatbort

    I hope Rick Perry rips Trump’s hair off in the debate like when a pro wrestler unmasks his groggy opponent. Then they both put each other in Sleeper holds forever.

    • Biff52

      I think that will fall to Lindsey Graham.

  • Lazy Media

    I guess there are things more fun than watching Donald Trump, beloved of the Frightened Olds, rip into the rest of the Republican field. I just can’t think of any right now.

  • Antimassacree

    Delightful to watch the GOP Race to the Bottom! Sounds like something someone with a new Trump-plug would do, but I mean them trying to outSMRT each other while really outDRPing each other. This year run-up to the GOP convention will a hoot, though sometimes scary.

  • A Grumpy Cat

    I really want the Republican nominees to don 80s-style shirts with glitter and shoulder pads and fight it out like women in 80s soap operas.

    Won’t make me vote for any of them, but I would enjoy watching it.

  • VandeGraf

    Rick Perry is everything Trump says he is and less. Howsomever, he is a veteran. Trump is not. Trump never served anyone but Trump. And, moreover, he’s dishonest about it. Donald, don’t you have a bankruptcy conference to attend?

  • toomanyrappers

    RINO Republicans can’t just go around attacking their own. Donald Trump is a true Republican and he must be respected and accepted. Also, he is rich, so he must be better than everybody else. All real Republicans know this. How dare some RINO attack such a great Republican? ;)

  • labman57

    Trump has just clarified his primary role in the 2016 campaign season — he is a Troll Candidate.

  • Kgprophet

    As a fellow Democrat, I am very satisfied how the Trojan Horse candidate has been succeeding in throwing the Republican party into chaos. I regret to say that I never got the memo. Who setup Trump as a GOP plant? George Soros? MoveOn? Acorn? Whoever concocted this devious plan is brilliant. Having Trump bark conspiracy theories more ridiculous than anything Glenn Beck could dream up is turning the entire field of GOP candidates into a laughing stock. My only request is that the Secret Democrat Double-Agent Squad take some credit in some form, or someone might think Trump is for real.

  • Michael

    The Ex-Gov did fail on the border. Granted he was blackmailed and handcuffed by the Obama administration. There was certainly more opportunity to provide security.

    • man i wish i’d seen that – where gov TX hair was blackmailed and handcuffed and then there was totally not gay sex with that willowy president dude with the nerd ears.

      i would so watch that.

    • lynchie

      Back to your Mom’s basement. play some games, OK

    • Sterculius

      That’s right, Perry was Obama’s bitch like all the other governors who weren’t allowed to do anything without the permission of The Big Black Bully.

    • trog69

      You don’t mean the same border that is now more secure than at any other time in history? That border?

  • Steely_Fan

    So I’m watching a rerun of Seth Myers and he has this guest named Maria Bartiroma and I don’t know who she is and she’s attractive and seemingly knowledgeable so I Google her and find out that she’s the Fox Business Network’s financial wonk. OK I thinks, let’s see what she has to say…lo and behold, the next question out of Seth’s mouth: “Being a New Yorker, you’ve covered Donald for a long time – what do you think of him?” Maria Bartiroma: (not verbatim, but close) “Well Seth, you know, he started from nothing, …” WHAT!!! WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUTALKINGABOUT!!11!

    From Alternet:

    Trump was born in New York City in 1946, the son of real estate tycoon Fred Trump. Fred Trump’s business success not only provided Donald Trump with a posh youth of private schools and economic security but eventually blessed him with an inheritance worth an estimated $40 million to $200 million. It is critical to note, however, that his father’s success, which granted Donald Trump such a great advantage, was enabled and buffered by governmental financing programs. In 1934, while struggling during the Great Depression, financing from the Federal Housing Administration (FHA) allowed Fred Trump to revive his business and begin building a multitude of homes in Brooklyn, selling at $6,000 apiece. Furthermore, throughout World War II, Fred Trump constructed FHA-backed housing for US naval personnel near major shipyards along the East Coast.

    http://www.alternet.org/story/156234/exposing_how_donald_trump_really_made_his_fortune%3A_inheritance_from_dad_and_the_government's_protection_mostly_did_the_trick

    With a straight face, she says this. And Seth teases her by asking “Donald Trump: real candidate, funny candidate?” and they both break up over the hilarity of the question. Now, if I know the above information (and I did in general before I took the .0001 of a second to Google “How much did Donald Trump inherit?”) why the fuck doesn’t this highly-paid Faux Noose shill know it? And why doesn’t Seth Myers, hip, funny, and generally likable late-night host, reach across his desk and grab her by the throat and say, “Now c’mon Maria, you know that that’s bullshit.”

    Just sayin’

  • david green

    I just hate it when the kids fight.

  • Sterculius

    There is no more perfect nominee for the GOP.

  • Somebody remarked that Trump was like an Internet Comments Board running for office. No more accurate assessment has ever been made!

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