Hey, GOP, If You Love Donald Trump So Much, You Can Shove Him Up Your Butthole

Do you love Donald Trump SOOOO much you'd gay-marry him and his totally not fake hair, if that weren't a gross abomination? If you are a Republican, probably yes! (But without the gay marriage, obvs; you'd just anonymously blow him in a truck stop glory hole, then go home to your lovely wife.) Turns out, Republicans are falling madly in love with Trump, on the real:  

Nearly six in 10 — 57 percent — Republicans now have a favorable view of Trump, compared to 40 percent who have an unfavorable one. That marks a complete reversal from a late-May Post-ABC poll, in which 65 percent of Republicans saw Trump unfavorably.

Republican voters used to think Donald Trump was a YOOOOGE idiot who should not be taken seriously, but once he started blah blahing about how Messicans are coming to America to rape and murder all our pretty blondes, the Party o' Outreach was all, "Oooooh, he IS one of us!"

The only person who is not surprised by Trump's meteoric rise in the polls is, of course, Donald Trump. Not only is he a batrillionaire -- he has SO much money, he couldn't even fit all the zeroes on his financial disclosure statement for the FEC, because the form "was not designed for a man of Mr. Trump's massive wealth" -- but he's also the sexxxiest man on the planet:

SOOOOOO TRUE!

Strangely, though, for some strange reason, despite Donald Trump being the richest, sexiest, most smartest motherhumper in the world, if not the whole country, he is actually very NOT popular with the general public, which is strange. And also, he would lose the hardest to Hillary Clinton if Republicans actually made him the nominee of them, so they should do that for sure. But do not be sad, because even if he will never not ever be your president, you can put him up your butt, for buttsex, in your butt:

I usually make Butt plugs to insult dictators, homophobes and politicians. However, when i heard Donald Trump's remarks about Mexicans and latinos from south america i was extremely angry. You see I was born and raised in Mexico and moved to United States when i was 11 years old. So i don't approve of what Donald Trump, Ted cruz and the republican party have to say about us hard working americans.

That is thanks to artist Fernando Sosa, who does not like being called a rapist murderer illegal by Donald Trump, or any of the other Republicans. So he decided to respond by expressing himself, artistically, with a buttplug.

So my response to Donald Trump's remarks who says Mexico sends their worst, their rapists, and their drug dealers. I say screw you and your Republican Party. [...]

I'm no rapists and no drug dealer. I have a college degree in 3D animation and run my own 3D printing business and guess what? I can make you into any shape i want and 3D print you and sell you to others who share their dislike of you. You can threaten to sue me like you have done hundreds of times to others. However, You are a Public figure and me making you into a shape of a butt plug is Freedom of speech. Welcome to America Mother Fucker!!

Nowthatis sexy. And while you might not want to vote for Donald Trump, because of how he is terrible awful THE WORST, that's no reason you can't enjoy shoving him up your butt, for buttsex, even if you are a Democrat.

[ WaPo ]