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What’s the world coming to when you’re a “fitness and liberty” group that’s just trying to organize a “Run ‘n Gun,” which is apparently some kind of race that involves guns (SOUNDS REAL SAFE), and you can’t even post a hilarious picture of two gun-fondling guys standing next to a rainbow flag, advertising “new high visibility targets”? Gah, nobody can take a FUNNY JOKE anymore, can they? Here’s the pic, we post, you decide:

To be fair, it kind of looks like a gay rainbow bathmat.

 

Apparently, in the gay mecca that is Oklahoma, some people took the posting as a threat:

“Since it said our new target and it had guns that I took it as a threat,” said human rights activist, Mahkesha Hogg.

“I think for many gay men and women in the state of Oklahoma, we feel as if we walk around as targets,” said Scott J. Hamilton, an advocate for the LGBT community.

But the organization itself, to be completely fair, says it really didn’t mean for people to think they wanted to use gay flags or gay human beings as targets, they are just very bad at jokes:

Event organizers say they did not expect the response they got and that it was all meant as a joke. […]

The race organizer tells NewsChannel 4 some people had been complaining about not being able to see the targets, so this was their response … a brightly colored one.

The picture is no longer on the group’s Facebook page. So what was this? An innocent group of gun humpers who like to strap numbers on their backs and run across the prairie firing guns in the air like Yosemite Sam, and who don’t realize that gay jokes aren’t really funny anymore? (Unless they are. Sometimes they are. But they have to be GOOD, and this was not one of those cases. Eat me, social justice warriors.) Or do these people really hate the gays deep down, and find it maddening that those dumb queers are fuckin’ up errthing they hold dear, YET AGAIN, up to and including their special Gun Run Fun?

Who knows?

But if the group is truly looking for bright, colorful targets for shootin’ at, things which don’t represent good nice Americans who have been discriminated against, here are some other things that have colors on them:

  • Big jars of jellybeans!
  • Tie-dyed things. They could do big fancy tie-dyed targets, and the only people they’d offend would be the hippies of 1969, who are still too stoned to care.
  • Ginormous bushels of assorted fruits.
  • These multi-colored Elmo dolls, awwwwwwww BANG!
  • The Confederate Flag.

Now you kids go have a fun race and don’t let nobody get hurt!

[Oklahoma Run ‘n Gun FacebookKFOR News Channel 4 via JoeMyGod]

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  • whitroth

    Now just one minute, there, buster: what do you mean, shooting at tie-dyed t-shirts? I, personally, have a number of them in my drawer, and I’d object to being shot at*.

    mark, leftover hippie

    * Don’t make me mad. You won’t like me when I’m mad.

    • mtn_philosoph

      You know, after all these years I have never owned even one tie-dyed anything. I was always more of a simple collarless shirt and blue jeans kind of hippie, usually in solid earth tones.

      For awhile I wanted to dress like Captain America (the Easy Rider guy, not the other one) but I couldn’t afford the fringe jacket.

  • Querolous

    Someone will undoubtedly make a “running with scissors” joke but it won’t be me.

    • MrBlobfish

      Running while scissoring?

      • Vecciojohn

        A worldly friend tells me this is for 32nd degree lesbians only.

  • SoSezYou

    High visibility targets? Are they talking about the flag or themselves?

  • Msgr_Moment

    Event organizers say they did not expect the response they got and that it was all meant as a joke.

    “No, no, not a joke, no. What’s the other thing which reads the same backwards as forwards?”

    • Me not sure

      Cluster fuck?….No.

      • elviouslyqueer

        Fuster cluck?

        • Me not sure

          Hmmmm……..That kinda rings a bell.

    • MrBlobfish

      A pun.

    • say wha

      Second Amendment?

    • OneYieldRegular

      A circular rainbow?

    • Amy!

      panama canal?

    • mtn_philosoph

      A “Palin”drome?

      Go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog.

  • Callyson

    a “fitness and liberty” group

    Fuck, first Scott Brown, now these assholes. I’m over the wingnuts giving fitness a bad name FFS…

    • MrBlobfish

      Ditto for ‘liberty’ which apparently means gun.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Liberty to these sorts generally means property

    • mtn_philosoph
  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Targets that can’t even be seen, at 500 yards? No wonder they want automatic weapons.

  • elviouslyqueer
    • Kat Anyperson

      …… I want that belt.

      • elviouslyqueer

        I own that belt.

        • Kat Anyperson

          Then please tell a bitch where to find it! <3

          • elviouslyqueer

            I’m not sure where Ms. Schock got hers’, but I got mine from Brooks Brothers, if memory serves.

          • Lot_49

            Gayest boutique evah.

        • MrBlobfish

          Please tell me it’s made out of vinyl.

          • elviouslyqueer

            Woven cotton, actually. Because fancy.

          • MrBlobfish

            Fancy would be if you had matching knee-hi socks. But I’m a Northern boy.

          • elviouslyqueer

            You haven’t seen my outfit today.

        • Lady Bug

          I’m sincerely jealous now.

        • chicken thief

          Give it back you big meanie!!!! I just said you could borrow it!

          ~ Aaron

          • elviouslyqueer

            Oh, I will snatch a weave, bitch.

        • guppy06

          I am that belt.

      • Blank Ron

        In the name of all that is unholy, WHY?

        • Kat Anyperson

          Cause some of us look good in that color :P

    • Bearpaw01

      Ohmygod, he’s so gaaaaorgeous.

    • Legion32

      Hey dude, I have that same shirt, only in light ‘urple. Straight dude who shops Banana Repub. That belt though….damn

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Add a sister-duggaring event, and you’ll have the whole teabag ethos in one fitness ‘n’ liberty package.

    • chicken thief

      And a jacked up coal rolling 4×4 for muddin’.

  • Kat Anyperson

    You know, I can credit the open bigots with something- they are at least open about it. They wear it as a badge of honor and anyone who doesn’t want anything to do with them can (hopefully) avoid them at a safe distance.

    This coded *nudge nudge wink wink* crap is part of why racism continues to persist. Some people don’t “get” the nudging and the winking and the “aw shucks, ya can’t call me on it cause you don’t actually know what i’m thinking” bullshit, but absorb the message that it’s covering for. They then go on to parrot said bullshit to others who may or may not get the wink wink part either. It’s an ugly cycle of hate and ignorance fueled by subtle propaganda.

  • sw19womble

    I’m just going to leave this here…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lnWGI2K_Xw

    • MrBlobfish

      So that’s the “liberty” they’re always going on about?

    • AKLynne

      Elmo? That is just NOT okay!

    • Amy!

      Epically bad shots!

    • Anarchy Pony

      Apparently they can’t shoot or edit for shit.

    • mtn_philosoph

      I love counting up all the times they miss. That master marksman could hit the side of a barn once with a full clip..

  • diogenez

    Whatever gets you through the night, huh?

    • sw19womble

      ooh anime dvds!

      • guppy06

        Belldandy body pillow.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Trigun and Planetes.

  • Me not sure

    Boys,… Did your mommies buy you those hats?

    • whitroth

      The one on the left is ok, but the one on the right isn’t a Real cowboy hat – if it was, it’d be more crushed in at the crown, and the sides would be further up.

      mark, lived in Texas for a few years

  • Shorter version: “We’re very sorry we got caught being offensive. We thought only straight (THAT’S NON-HOMO) white, gun-fellatin’ Christian males visited our website. Next time we’ll know better, fags.”

  • drbloor

    “The race organizer tells NewsChannel 4 some people had been complaining about not being able to see the targets, so this was their response … a brightly colored one.”

    You know what else is easy to spot? Beered up hunters in orange vests.

    • mailman27

      The “race” organizer; that’s a big job with these dickweeds.

  • Bill Slider

    How about a target with a nice and purdy picture of Adam and Eve with the forbidden fruit, whatever that really is. My Satan school instructor said it was her Vajayjay, and that the apple was for the children, so they don’t ask too many questions. Between the apple, the snake, and the Harley in the background, there would still be lots of color.

  • JohnBull

    Of course it was a joke. It’s that very subtle humor that we don’t get but the huge number of conservative comedians use all the time.

  • Usedtobeyellerdawg

    That guy on the left is holding his gun like he knows what he’s doing, if you get my drift…nudge,nudge, wink wink.

    • sw19womble

      At least we know who the power bottom is out of those two now.

  • A Plea to All Teabagging Gun and Confederate Flag Loving Gay Hating Bible Thumping Right Wingers:

    Please please please quit trying to be ‘funny’.

  • Msgr_Moment

    Be vewwy, vewwy qwiet. It’s wedneck season.

    • darnyoudarnyoutoheck

      Shhh…

  • VandeGraf

    Someone lend these boys some soap and water. And maybe– hard to tell from the photo, but probably — some deodorant. And those hats are vile.

    • guppy06

      And a communal shower, because… yeah.

  • SK

    Is it just me, or do those two look in love?

    • elviouslyqueer

      It’s like Brokeback Mountain meets Deliverance.

      • Kat Anyperson

        I’d pay to see that movie, actually. lol

        • elviouslyqueer

          “I just can’t quit you. Now SQUEAL!”

          • Kat Anyperson

            I just have no words. I’ve tried, but I’m laughing too hard lol

          • SnarkTank

            I cannot upfist this enough.

          • bobbert

            Oh, Doctor, you do have a way with words.

    • Ricky Gay

      which one of them good old boys is the bottom, ya reckon?

      • elviouslyqueer

        Yes.

      • SK

        HEY! I don’t need a visual.

    • AKLynne

      Brokeback Mountain redux.

  • toomanyrappers
    • aureolaborealis

      That is awesome. I used to work with Dean Clean, btw. You might be surprised to hear that he was a silly man.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        He was once featured, with some others, in an article about the relatively short shelf life of humorously topical songs. He said-more or less-I wrote a million of ’em, “now I ride a bus to work”. Although “Stuart” seems to be perpetually relevant.

  • orygoon

    I have suspected that “pray away the gay” was a euphemism for something else.

    • Amy!

      Well … it does involve kneeling.

  • Angry_Cop

    Obama targets? Damn. Not that I’m unaware, but at the range I go to – where nobody save me is exactly a liberal – you put one of those things up and your ass is banned for life. Same with pix of your ex-wife, etc.

    • Zippy

      as it should be- leave your politics at home

      • Reddishrabbit

        Or in Florida, your backyard gun range

    • Celtic_Gnome

      I always use the competition targets. I have no use for the human silhouettes. I’m not there to stoke my fantasy of blowing someone away. I just want to see how accurate I can be.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      I always use the competition targets. I have no use for the human silhouettes. I’m not there to stoke my fantasy of blowing someone away. I just want to see how accurate I can be.

    • natoslug

      Doesn’t stop people from asking for them at the front desk though, or at least didn’t when I was banished to the Idaho Panhandle for a few years.

  • Here’s a NEW THING to fear – only in Amerika!

    Can your heart stand the shocking facts of CUSSIN’ HAPPY MEAL MINION TOYS?!?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEnPYxFP9Vc

    http://mashable.com/2015/07/09/cursing-minions-at-mcdonalds/

    • James Christopher Owen

      Being forced to shill for McDonald’s can have that effect on a Minion. I mean, it’s one thing to work for an EVIL genius, but come on now…

  • chicken thief

    Ted Cruz going to be the Grand Marshall for this event? He knows all about guns and shit. He said so.

  • Lot_49

    Hey wait a minute—I had a tie-dyed T-shirt in 1969.

    • AntiDerpomeme

      I sheepishly admit that I still own a few. What can I say, dipping stuff in colored liquid turns me on, man.

    • Zippy

      no doubt

      STONED HIPPIE LIBUL!!1!

    • mailman27

      What’s so funny ’bout… you know the rest.

    • guppy06

      But after losing the hose clip you had to use it to tie on the fuel line on your Microbus.

      • Lot_49

        Something like this one. It’s available for a mere $0.16 million.

        • I’ve had two of the 21 window kombi’s back when they were $1500.00 each.

          Like most things money related, my timing was waaaay off.

          One of them made a great place to live for a year or so.

    • Amy!

      So did I.

      Mind, I was eight at the time.

  • chicken thief

    Those guys are judges and stand behind the targets to verify ‘hits’.

  • Gleem-McShinez

    I dare someone to post that photo on Freeperville, with the caption “We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it”

  • Thaumaturgist

    In my religion, what preachers sell is the message that anyone who pays the piper is better than “those people,” which “those people” is an elastic concept that covers anyone who ain’t “like us.” And if you’re anything like me, you’re willing to pay good money to hear that there’s someone out there even lower than you are.

    • Zippy

      Most religion is nothing more than afterlife insurance

      • riledupone

        Fire insurance.

        • Blank Ron

          Which is all fine and good, but damn, the agents are seriously creepy.

  • docterry6973

    Haw haw, Bubba that’s a good ‘un.

    What’s really funny is that shit like this and Brownback’s little edict are exactly what will get the gays full protection as a minority.

  • Incoming Ham

    They look like a satire on the Village People.

  • Vecciojohn

    i’d lay in about an 8 year supply of Hillary targets ifn I was you, boys.

  • Reddishrabbit

    I thought the raibiw was the sign of god agreeing not to kill everyone. At least that is what my religous grandmother would say. Do they hate god?!?!!?!

    • sw19womble

      The rainbow was god’s promise not to drown anybody ever again.
      Of course, Dick Cheney and his mob of torturers never promised anything.

      • Reddishrabbit

        I believe the targets also apologise to Dick Cheney.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Why god had to wipe out all the unworthy with a flood and not simply make them cease to be is a whole other question.

        • bobbert

          Um, I think we all know about YHWH and his little “episodes” by now.

          • Anarchy Pony

            Drama queen.

      • Barley_Brains

        Don’t forget that God did reserve the right to destroy the earth with fire. Just in case.

  • Vecciojohn

    Haters need someone to hate. I say we start a rumor that hobbits are behind all the terrorism (along with the Freemasons, of course) and issue hobbit hunting licenses to the swamp people. Of course, anyone under 5’6′ will have to stay indoors, but eternal paranoia is the price of liberty and all that. And as for the Masons, fuck those guys and their terrorist fezzes.

    • sarafina

      I thought Shriners had the terrorist fezzes. No?

      • Vecciojohn

        As I understand it, Masons have to pass a special silly hat test to become Shriners. I don’t know if the accompanying rituals involve the breasts of unborn nuns or just the usual street urchin sacrifice.

        • natoslug

          No unborn nuns in the ritual, just your run of the mill cloisterfuck at the closest nunnery.

          • Amy!

            Up-caret for “cloisterfuck.” :-)

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Great! My entire adult life, I was 5′ 2.5″. At a recent physical, I came up 5′ 1.5″. And you want to give me something else to worry about? Do you know how close I am to fighting tarantulas in the basement with a sewing needle?

      • Vecciojohn

        My only regret is that you have but one life to give to our cause. Oh, that these old War on Christmas wounds didn’t keep me from the fight. Dulce et decorum, young one.

      • riledupone

        I’m barely five feet tall, so I hear you.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    If you are an ammosexual, OK. I am a tolerant man and I guess I understand. But really, your wimped out pasty white skinny arms and fat belly in a sleeveless t-shirt? The Constitution says you have a right to bear arms, not a right to bare arms.

    • Vecciojohn

      Shhh. We’re going to use those shirts to identify who to round up in the first FEMA sweep through Dixie, following the trail blazed by General Sherman. The Union forever, hurrah boys, hurrah!!

      • OrdinaryJoe

        Oh that my eyes would see that Glory….

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Sometimes, when a shot is fired, a bit of not completely burned powder flies out. If it lands on the sleeve, you’ve got a hole. Skin heals. Burnholes in the sleeves gets you in dutch with the old lady.

    • natoslug

      But the sleeveless t-shirts go so well with the Daisy Dukes these guys were wearing in the gun and run link Tansy provided above.

  • Spotts1701

    Boys, you’re not being very thrifty. You went out and bought several cans of paint to make that. 1 can of fluorescent yellow would have done the job and saved you some coin. Think ahead!

    • guppy06

      But now they have seven nearly-full cans to huff.

  • marxalot

    Thanks to the blue and purple, like half that thing is hard to see anyway. Lots of people gonna be shooting high in the orange. Why not make the whole thing orange? You know, like the hunting safety gear color?

    • natoslug

      Go for a run and gun theme — orange targets, orange shirts and shorts.

    • Blank Ron

      They’re probably quite used to shooting at anything in orange already.

  • D_C_Wilson

    Apparently, in the gay mecca that is Oklahoma, some people took the posting as a threat:

    Man, if you’re gay and living in Oklahoma, probably the best thing you can do for yourself is to get the fuck out of Oklahoma.

    Actually, that’s good advice for straight people living in Oklahoma, too.

  • aureolaborealis

    As someone who lives in redneck country, I suspect those two charmers are soft office workers on a weekend testosterone spree, I mean, by the looks of them.

  • aureolaborealis

    “I have to believe that if I shoot at this flag enough, I’ll stop wanting to suck my buddy’s dick. WOLVERINES!1!!11!!”

  • grmpy

    I wonder how many clips they went through before they got that one bullet to hit the target up there at the top.

    • nmmagyar

      I’m pretty sure that’s a grommet that came with the shower curtain

  • They missed their chance. They could have purchased standard biathlon targets, which mark a hit by replacing black with white. That sounds sufficiently redneck, doesn’t it?

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Biathlon-Targets.jpg

  • The same guys trolling Craigslist for sensual male massage.

  • Joshua Norton

    If those jagoffs were wearing war bonnets they could be all the Village People at the same time.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      FTW!

  • WagMoreBarkLess

    They can’t use the Confederate flag, because that would be un-American.

  • pragmatizm

    What do you think the average I.Q. of these two fucking idiots is?

    • sarafina

      -87

    • I’m guessing it’s approaching absolute zero.

      • natoslug

        Which one’s Kelvin? I assume the other one’s Cletus.

    • I dunno. What do you get when you divide zero by two?

      • jviscont1

        a S0CB abend

  • MrBlobfish

    That picture will be in the 2016 Hunks Shootin’ At Stuff calendar.

  • JohnR

    Who stopped these guys from launching fireworks off of their heads?

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Probably the government. Thanks, Obama.

    • AnnieW

      You know what sucks? The guy that shot the fireworks of his head seemed like a really good guy. Dumb and drunk that night, but still…

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Maybe the guy who took the pic has a shitty camera, but that target doesn’t look very visible. How about red? People without guns seem to be able to see stop signs without any problems.

    Oh, and in case the Oakies haven’t heard this, if you find yourselves falling back on the “it was only a joke” defense a lot, that’s a message. Heed it.

    • bobbert

      How about neon yellow? If they really want to see the fucking thing.

    • Blank Ron

      People WITH guns seem to be able to see them as well. Though I note that the spread always seems to be way off-centre.

  • A Bashful Nobody

    Hey! I like tie-dye stuff. And I ain’t stoned.

  • OneYieldRegular

    “Big fancy tie-dyed targets”? So you got dragged to one of those recent Grateful Dead shows too, I take it.

  • Joseph

    Are those skinny little dicks serious? I have two Hispanic guys working for me while they complete their master degrees in english that could have these yahoos skinned and hanging in a tree to cool down before they could call for their mothers.

  • TootsStansbury

    Pictures of their own feet…

  • CriticalDragon1177

    So I take it, this means the gays will be their next target? Oh and these people will expect us to believe that they’re not hate mongers.

  • yellowdoggie

    Cheer up, folks. Some of these yahoos are bound to Darwin themselves at the Shoot and Scoot.

  • Legion32

    Easy to see why these grown men are so fascinated with AR’s. They obviously wannabe tough but have the bodies of 12 yr old boys. Most of us guys find different ways to compensate for something…

  • Tansy Geek
    • Mintie

      Hipsters with guns . . .

  • guppy06

    Hell, I’m just impressed they got the colors in the right order. Our children is learning!

  • BigDumbWhiteGuy

    If you’re too blind to see a standard, monochromatic target at 500 yards then you have no business possessing a weapon capable of hitting it. Hell, I’m blind in one eye and can’t see out of the other and even I can hit one at that distance 8 out of 10 times.

  • guppy06

    Eat me, social justice warriors.

    Evan has a gay friend!

  • BigDumbWhiteGuy

    Exact same colors and in the same order as the gay pride flag. What are the odds?

  • diogenez
    • guppy06

      Hunting fowl by… nuclear airburst? Or were they long lost works of Thomas Kincade?

      • Suttree

        I’ve heard seeing a Kincade IRL will kill you! Or your soul at least.

      • Anarchy Pony

        I never go anywhere without my mutated anthrax, for duck hunting.

      • Lizzietish81
    • SprayedMilkOutMyNose

      Completely and totally did not see the “4” for a solid 20-30 seconds. Was honestly thinking of taking up hunting for a solid 20-30 seconds…

      No! Kidding! I’m an atheist…makes hunting Jesus somewhat hard…but I swear to GOD if I ever see that fucker he’s DEAD…Fucking DEAD goddamit!

      Ha! Kidding again! Atheist…ha…

    • Amy!

      So … these are targets? I should aim at the center of the surveyors’ marks?

      • diogenez

        I first encountered some of these clowns in Mexico while on vacation. We were all stranded in the airport together waiting to return to the states. These jokers, however, tried to enter the US without declaring the Mexican turkeys they had evidently killed for Jesus. Jail time for Bubba…

        • Michelle’s Tamale

          “Vacation”?
          Did you cum back buttsore?

          • diogenez

            Where did you go to Charm School?

            You should demand a refund.

          • diogenez

            Also: do you always ask pointedly rude questions of complete strangers? Consider finding a new hobby.

    • ButchWagstaff

      “The Lord’s coming is near.” Wasn’t that the Blessed Virgin Mary’s excuse?

      • LIT_Fag

        So His next Great Flood won’t be with water?

    • Lizzietish81

      So if you go hunting for Jesus, is that like a The Most Dangerous Game where you’re hunting a priest with healing spells? And you gotta get him a couple of times cause he keeps rezzing.

  • r m reddicks

    What’s with the M.C. Hammerpants on the one guy?

  • Pugsandcoffee

    For real, fuck these guys with a rusty chainsaw.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Why are you so cruel to chainsaws, even rusty ones?

    • Michelle’s Tamale

      For real, use more Crisco next time, brucie.

  • Charles Cates

    Why don’t they use targets of small children? A silhouette of a pigtailed girl raising the revolver to her head. Or targets of children hiding under their desks?

    • jviscont1

      in any 5 – 10k run, I always go with the entrant in suspenders.

    • Everhope

      Since when can beached whales obtain gun licenses? How ’bout that super manly pose of the guy on the far right in this cluster fuck? He’s so cool looking, I want to be like him.

      I’ll start by going back and dropping out of middle school before my 12th birthday because I’m still in the 2nd grade. Then I’ll work part-time out on the truck stop on the interstate carrying a spit can for my chaw as I swab out the restrooms. Oh, yeah! I’ll carry the plunger attached to my belt like a real gun. Grungy black teeth with specks of tabaccy on ’em are just what the ladies like in a man such as myself?

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        He’s doing his Charlie’s Angels pose.

      • Sterculius

        If only I could upvote you more than once!

        • Everhope

          Ah, go ahead. Think of it the way we Chicagoan’s think about casting our ballots: vote early, vote often!

      • Michelle’s Tamale

        Methinks you’ve taken it up the arse once too often for your own mental health.

        • everhope

          Ah, Michelle, I can spot a projective identification when I see one. Are you proposing a bit of the ol’ backdoor tryst? Well bend over and say “Hello!”

    • Rickyphoo

      I just gotta say, them are some right big tatas on the kneeling guy.

      • Blank Ron

        Should we be worried that you noticed?

  • Sterculius

    Those guys look like they spend a lot of time in the woods together admiring each others guns. A tent, a campfire, a few cowboy songs, the fire goes out, it gets cold and a little scary, just the two of them all alone. Hush now, you don’t have to talk about. You shoot that rainbow flag with your big guns. Nobody will ever suspect.

    • Michelle’s Tamale

      Keep your sodomitic fantasies to yourself.

      • Sterculius

        Michelle has a tamale, but wants me to keep quiet about it. Gotcha.

      • Sterculius

        1st amendment stupid, don’t make me use the 2nd on you as well.

      • Sterculius

        I’ve got Michelle’s Tamale swinging, twinkle toes.

  • azeyote

    poor dorothy didn’t know they shoot you over the rainbow – and her little dog toto too. – so much for that song

  • Legion32

    Oklahoma Run n’ Gun offers rides for the kids too!

  • LegionOfDo

    And they wonder why a vast majority of Americans favors gun control.

  • anniegetyerfun

    The Stars n Bars even got the middle all marked off n stuff.

  • waspuppet

    “The race organizer tells NewsChannel 4
    some people had been complaining about not being able to see the
    targets, so this was their response … a brightly colored one.”

    Well, sure — bright colors are extremely important to visibility. That’s why hunters walk through the woods wearing rainbow safety vests.

    Oh, wait a minute …

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      not to mention,except for the orange and yellow, none of those colors are precisely bright. Could be the shitty resolution of their obamaphones though

  • Steven Posey

    Ugh, why can’t gun enthusiasts be more like Hunter Thompson and less like grumpy old-age Chuck Heston.

  • Hardly Ideal

    I’m going to be fair for the briefest moment for these guys…

    Runnin’ and shootin’ as part of an exercise deal? That sounds fun as hell, like some poor man’s biathlon. I considered doing it with some friends, but we’ve got some key differences:
    1) It was for a zombie-themed group. We had to get our tubby asses in shape for “when the dead rise,” not the tyrannical gubmint
    2) We wouldn’t use real guns, of course. Nerf only for the mean streets of Southern California
    3) That rainbow flag shit wouldn’t fly, considering one of the founding members was a real-live homosexual person. Aim for a blaze orange zombie if you must

    Just… ugh. Leave it to asshats to ruin a fun idea.

  • timpundit

    Let these two love birds celebrate their marriage anyway they want to, people.

  • Michelle’s Tamale

    Kweers worship another man’s hairy, smelly anass.

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