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So here’s an important lesson for teachers everywhere: You need to prepare children for emergencies, but never ever tell them why, because it might upset a parent. GiGi Kearns, a supervisor of after-school programs for a private contractor in New York, was let go because she explained what Sandy Hook shooting was during a lockdown drill for elementary school kids. We’ll assume that her former employer, SCOPE Education Services of Suffolk County, Long Island, is also planning to tell instructors who run fire drills not to mention fires. The dismissal of Kearns seems excessive, as she doesn’t appear to have mentioned gay marriage, not even once.

Kearns, who had worked for SCOPE for 14 years, told CBS New York that she got into trouble after running a lockdown drill for about 30 students at Dickinson Elementary in East Northport. In the middle of the drill, a group of kids started laughing and goofing around, and, according to Kearns, another child shouted to knock it off and said, “We are doing this drill because of Sandy Hook.” Another child asked what Sandy Hook was, and Kearns, like a big dummy, went and explained it in what she says was an age-appropriate manner:

“I am a retired NYC police officer trained to speak with children on sensitive subjects such as Sandy Hook,” Kearns said.

That’s when she said she calmly and sensitively explained the shooting[.]

One parent complained to the school because Kearns showed the kids photos of children being escorted from the building, parents crying, and a SWAT team. The parent reportedly said that young children need to be shielded from that sort of thing. Which kind of makes you wonder what on earth they’re supposed to be told about why they’re sheltering kids in a locked supply closet and not moving until the all-clear is given. Kearns insists that her approach was to be reassuring, not scary:

“I started showing them how I would protect them if anything happened. I think that is what they gravitated towards. There was no fear involved,” Kearns said.

SCOPE released an anodyne press release explaining that Kearns was being terminated and offering this assurance: “We are aware of concerns of parents. All decisions are made in best interest of children attending our programs.” (A company spokesperson refused to elaborate on what SCOPE has against definite articles.)

Parents have started a change.org petition calling for Kearns’s reinstatement, and kids at the school, who apparently liked Ms. Kearns a heck of a lot, have also started one of those adorable kid-made petitions on lined paper, complete with red numbers for each signature.

kid petition

Haha, that will not sway a private contractor. SCOPE has also refused to meet with parents who wanted to express their support for Kearns, because reasons. We imagine SCOPE is preparing a response that says, “Decision made. Lady fired. You go away now.”

A parent at the school, Bill Blaney, wrote in the Huffington Post that he appreciated Kearns’s work, and that his son had been one of the misbehaving kids. Kearns’s explanation, he wrote, was entirely appropriate:

GiGi quietly pulled them aside and emphasized to them why it was very important to follow their directions. One child brought up Sandy Hook. She responded – explaining that a bad man can come into a school and hurt others, and how important it is to trust your teachers.

Although we suppose some Men’s Rights moron will complain that it’s possible a female mass murderer is just as serious a threat. Blaney also believes SCOPE fired Kearns because the company was worried parents would learn SCOPE hadn’t provided “procedures and policies for the lockdown” drills, and that it has been completely unresponsive to parents’ complaints about the firing. His conclusion on the lesson for teachers is that “if a child asks about Sandy Hook, ignore them — or lose your job.”

And there’s your lesson for today in how the private sector is making education more efficient and profitable.

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  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    The market has not spoken!

    • weejee

      Then let’s try some marketing.

      #boycottSouthCarolina (’til the racist rebel battle flag comes down)
      #boycottSCOPE (forever ’cause they have tiny penises)

      • Antonin Dvorak

        You’ll need to be more specific on the second one, or people will suspect you are part of Big Gingivitis.

  • Lady Bug

    Yes, but God forbid someone tries to take away “my first hunting rifle” from the kiddos.

    • Nounverb911

      Do they use the rifle to hunt down the other kids “My Pet Goat”?

      • Lady Bug

        Alexander’s No Good, Very Bad, Horrible Day

  • Nounverb911

    Has anyone blamed Obama for this yet?

  • CalvinianChoice

    How are YOU, sir? I can speak English. I learn it from a book.

  • fawkedifiknow

    I’m still trying to figure out how to tell kids they, or their mommies and daddies, need to pack heat when they go to Bible/Word of God meetin’s at the local church.

  • PubOption

    Sandy Hook = Voldemort?

  • JustPixelz

    The precious snowflakes are also unaware of sunlight.

  • Usedtobeyellerdawg

    Obviously Sandy Hook was a false flag op so we could stage drills where kids are locked down in small closets. This will inure them to the conditions in the FEMA camps later. SCOPE is behind the whole thing. We need more guns.

    (I’m practicing my stump speech for when I run for Governor of Texas.)

    • Spotts1701

      Still too highbrow. Drop some g’s.

      • JustPixelz

        Needz moar jeezus and ALL CAPS!!1!

    • Lady Bug

      Be sure to pepper your stump speech with plenty of references to Jade Helms, The Fast & The Furious and Benghazi. Also, Saint Ronny of Raygun, Blessed be his Holy Name.

      • david green

        Amen!

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Remember that it never hurts to suggest secession, also too.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      “Well, children, you see, when a President is a tyrant muslim socialist oppressor stealing our freedoms, everyone has to hide in closets, until the people with guns say it’s okay to come out.”

    • david green

      Wait! SCOPE is part of Obummers master plan for the FEMA camps. Wow – that guy really has it all worked out, doesn’t he.

  • The NRA is readying their staff of elementary shool firearm instructors to step in and provide training for the kiddos once all of the human teachers/counselors are fired.

    • Msgr_Moment

      My Pet Glock

  • cousin itt

    You see, Sandy Hook was the name of a virus and a lockdown will keep the bad virus from infecting you and making you unwell.

    • JustPixelz

      That is also how the Duggars explain Josh to their daughters.

      • chicken thief

        Jim Bob and wife always referred to Josh as the ‘handiest’ of their brood.

        • That’s why they sent him to build things instead of getting any meaningful counselling..

    • Relativicus

      “Sandy Hook was a protest, in the grand tradition of our Founding Fathers, against abortion and gay marriage.”

    • AnOuthouse

      I thought Sandy Hook was Captain Hook’s female imposter stage name.

  • JustPixelz

    Remember when kids only had to worry about atomic bombs. And no one got fired for telling them about it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89od_W8lMtA

  • memzilla

    I remember during the ’50s how schools emphasized the importance of studying linoleum flooring and keeping your neck warm.

    • JustPixelz

      WERE YOU THERE?!?

      • memzilla

        Well, not actually at Yucca Flats, but…

        • Lady Bug

          The only way to defeat a bad Tor Johnson with radiation poisoning, is a good Tor Johnson with radiation poisoning (and a bunny)

          • mtn_philosoph

            Castle, Bravo!

    • AnOuthouse

      In modern western yoga, that’s called the ‘kiss your ass goodbye’.

    • Ryan Denniston

      We did one of those when I was a kid. I remember spending six months researching what atomic bombs were. My parents calmly explained to me that if the air force base near my hometown were hit, we’d probably die pretty quickly. About 5 minutes later I was running around outside.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Conversely, we figured out, even as kids, that the Bremerton navy base and Seattle Boeing plants were far enough away from our town that we’d probably survive – at least the initial onslaught.

        • memzilla

          Actually, one of the reasons I wanted to move to Noo Yawk is that, if it happened, I wanted to be in the middle of the bullseye and not know anything about it.

      • david green

        Pretty much the way it went for me, altho without the parents. You could just about see McClellan AFB from our house, and even then I understood that close counts both in horseshoes and with nukes.

    • Lot_49

      Good times! At least for those few minutes we weren’t doing long division.

    • Biff52

      We’re still alive, so it worked, obvs.

  • weejee

    Well with a bidness named SCOPE, it’s not surprising they’d fire her for trash talking about that All-American pastime of shooting children.

    • Lot_49

      For some reason they couldn’t win a contract in Tennessee.

      • SadDemInTex

        Inherit the Wind libelz

  • Lady Bug

    I’ve heard that if you click your heels together and say “Sandy Hook” three times, a Lesbian will get her wings.

    • chicken thief

      or another girls thighs?

    • TheBidenator

      Or her scissor?

      • Lady Bug

        Her Scissor Sister and her Indigo Girls

    • Sharkey

      Well yeah, but Hillary already has hers.

  • dslindc

    I don’t know why on earth a teacher would presume to teach children about things. Thanks, Obama!

  • DemmeFatale

    Oh, FFS!
    As the daughter of two teachers, and a teacher myself, I know that the idiotic ravings of one parent could not cause all of this.
    There’s more to the story…
    I smell a rat. (Or a RWNJ.)

    • Dudleydidwrong

      I retired teacher myself, I respectfully disagree. One parent making noise, even ridiculous noise, can rattle administrative cages. See post above: 1 angry parent=10,000.

      • DemmeFatale

        Cage-rattling is one thing. But firing?
        This must’ve been one hell of a powerful, well connected parent.
        Usually 1 angry parent=10,000 eyerolls.
        (And it works both ways. I once had a teacher call me just to say that my daughter was wearing a BLACK bra with a WHITE shirt!! Mother-of-all eyerolls!)

        • SadDemInTex

          One of the commenters is a parent and they said that the “parent” is one of the teachers at the school (who sounds like a real piece of work) …I say find out that teacher’s name and publish.

          • Someonewhowasthere

            Actually, she is a teacher in another school in Nassau county, but the likelihood that she knows a board member of Scope (all of whom are Superintendents across Long Island) is very likely.

          • SadDemInTex

            She is still an idiot douche bag and her name should be known. She has an outsize influence and because of that she needs to be outed publically. (yeah, I do want to humiliate her but I’m an asshole).

  • chicken thief

    See. Privatization works!

  • alnnc

    Yay for privatization!! Hopefully, this will allow her to get into another job with union protections and most likely better pay. If there are any left. And maybe this school board will not renew any contracts with SCOPE, and any boards considering them will drop them from the list. On a side note, it would not surprise me if SCOPE fired her to cut costs, hiring a new person at a much lower salary. She has worked with them for 14 years so I figure she is not at the bottom of the pay scale. Gotta cut them costs so the execs can get their bonus.

  • Relativicus

    One parent = 10,000 people. That’s math.

  • dshwa

    Clearly a justified firing. Talking about Sandy Hook is a librul gateway to talking about hushed whisper “the gays” and we cant have that.

  • OneYieldRegular

    The real story is that Ms. Kearns uses Listerine.

    • mtn_philosoph

      Don’t let another day go by.

  • tegrat

    The obvious solution is to just make sure the teachers and kids are all packing heat, then these stupid drills will no longer be necessary. Scope is apparently a bit behind in implementing its NRA policy directives.

    • Msgr_Moment

      An armed two-year-old is a polite two-year-old.

      • Rick Hill

        An armed two year old is a two year old that doesn’t WANT a nap. You fuckin got that? You see what I’m packin’? Good, now get me a cookie and some milk, bitch.

        • Notreelyhelping

          You talkin’ to me, Missus Beasley? You talkin’ to ME?

    • stevola

      No no, arm the teachers and teach the kids to rush the shooter.

  • I loves me a good Fawlty Towers reference in my alt-text.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    She didn’t even bring up, a student did, and she had to deal with it somehow.

    This is even dumber school administration than usual.

    • Lady Bug

      How much do you want to bet that if she didn’t explain (in a very age appropriate way) what happened at Sandy Hook, but instead told them to “ask their parents” some of the same parents would still demand she get fired for “traumatizing” their youngsters?

      • Latverian Diplomat

        We pay you to teach, we shouldn’t have to explain this stuff!

        • Lot_49

          “And by the way, if my Trevor doesn’t get an A+ in every course, you must not be a very good teacher!”

    • bobbert

      Private after school contractor.

  • Tallmutha

    Don’t mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.

  • AnOuthouse

    Before I read the article , I was afraid she used the g-u-n-s word in describing Sandy Hook. Everyone knows it had nothing to do with g-u-n-s and that would upset the ammosexuals. Instead it was some helicopter parent who was afraid Buffy or little Trent might be disturbed for 5 minutes.

  • Lady Bug

    No snark, it sounds like she did a great job. She handled an understandably scary topic in a sensitive, serious, yet age appropriate way, reassuring the kids that the adults in the school were here to protect them.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      which is why she was fired. She handled it correctly

      She ought to have told them that it was very serious and stop with the malarkey and get back in line or else

  • calliecallie

    Talk about ironic timing.

    • Lady Bug

      At this point, it’s probably all ironic timing.

  • Antimassacree

    Basil Fawly libelz! He wasn’t anywhere near this derpful.

  • Angry_Cop

    Employee of union-busting school outsourcing firm gets fired? Tell me one reason why I should give a shit.

    • PDX Realness

      Hey, it gives those teachers a reason to unionize.

    • Last Hussar

      Because she’s a person.
      Because if you need a job, you need a job.
      Of course, if you needed more than the first reason then you may have to reflect on your empathy skills.

  • TheBidenator

    Well maybe SCOPE will garner enough criticism and outrage over this that New York will rethink this whole privatizing the educational system….
    Yeah and wingnuts will suddenly stop blaming mass shooting victims and their families, too.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      you be optimistic today, handsome Joe!

  • Ricky Gay

    fuck

  • VandeGraf

    This event makes little or no sense at all. Does anyone know if SCOPE is for-profit, or if their board is elected? There is something very suspicious going on!

  • Someonewhowasthere

    While SCOPE is not-for-profit, we, the parents, pay to have our children there. I am one of the parents of a son who was giggling. None of us thought this was a big deal but one parent, who made a point of having GiGi fired. Nice piece of work, huh?

    SCOPE refuses to speak to any of the parents but this one (who, not a surprise, happens to be a teacher and probably talked to a board member). They really just want us to go away, and do not understand the groundswell of support to reinstate GiGi. It’s mindboggling to me.

    • SadDemInTex

      Perhaps someone can “accidently” name this “teacher” so that she may have more public “exposure”. One must learn from one’s mistakes.

      • Someonewhowasthere

        I won’t be the one to do that. We all know what a callous, self-absorbed person this woman is, and every one of the parents knows her (her child is the most disruptive in the program) but our goal is to get GiGi her job back, make Scope accountable for this incredibly stupid decision – and to open up a conversation about what this should never happen. Scope wants us to just shut up and go away. There’s a lot of arrogance there.

        • SadDemInTex

          I understand….I just hope there is someone less honorable than you who will do it. Good luck on helping her get her job back and making the idiots accountable for their stupidity and arrogance.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      She stepped outside of the narrative. You say only what you are told to say, not a word more, no matter how scared the kids are, no matter how unwitting the kids are, pretty much no matter what.

      However, I am glad you folk are standing with her on this, and perhaps your story can open the eyes of others about how we tell our teachers to teach and then tie their hands behind their back.

      Edit: Oh, and I am willing to bet they are less not-for-profit than they claim to be. Sounds like an audit is in order; orgs should be transparent.

  • cessnadriver

    How DARE she mention Sandy Hook without also mentioning all the female teachers who have been convicted of having sex with students! Why does she hate men!!!!???

  • Last Hussar

    But if you say its Sandy Hook you are saying it wasn’t a big hoax, and the Lib-drools win. Everybody knows that!

  • Jon Sussex

    I can’t form an opinion until Kirby Delauter weighs in.

    • jmk

      Did Kirby Delauter say that Kirby Delauter would be issuing a statement? I’d be interested to hear what Kirby Delauter says and wonder how this will affect Kirby Delauter…you know, for Kirby Delauter’s sake.

      • CognizantImpiety

        Isn’t Kirby Delauter redundant?

        • david green

          No, I think there is only one Kirby Delauter.

  • Blank Ron

    “There was no fear involved,” Kearns said.

    Well, see, there’s yer problem right there. How’re ya gonna keep the rugrats in line if they ain’t so scared they’re poopin’ their pants?

    • UNDEAD SPIDER MAN

      YOU TALKING SHIT, BRONY? YOU KNOW YOUR PERVERTED LIFE-SPAN IS LIMITED AND THE PROPER AUTHORITIES KNOW ABOUT THIS AND KNOW WHEN TO TERMINATE IT. STOP LETTING HORSES INTO YOUR ANUS. TRUTH.

      https://youtu.be/857acvJ4l2A

  • Gleem-McShinez

    I guess because she didn’t shout SANDY HOOK FALSE FLAG OPERATION JADE OBUMMER! into the kids’ faces, she had to be let go.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Why is a public school district hiring a “private contractor” to provide after-school services?

  • stevola

    When I was in elementary school, we had tornado drills. Our teachers told us what tornados were. I’m in my fifties and still afraid of tornados. I wanna sue somebody!!

    • azeyote

      when i was in school we had nuclear bomb drills – go into the hallway and put your head between your knees for about 15 minutes. i don’t know if we were supposed to be kissing our ass goodby or what – but i’m old now so i guessed it worked.

  • Biff52

    Fucking mercenaries.

  • Someonewhowasthere

    SCOPE has been in the business of humiliating their employees during termination for a while, as we’ve discovered.

    http://www.indeed.com/cmp/Scope-Education-Services/reviews?id=6340fb8bd0ec30dc

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