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  • In our noble and oh-so-exceptional country, panels of men explain how ladies and their parts work, “not a scientist” politicians teach us about science and how it’s all fake anyway, and people who think we’re the U.S. of Jesus tell Jews how to be do Being A Jew correctly. So this sounds about right and exactly what we deserve. Black-but-actually-not Rachel Dolezal — who identifies as black because she really hates whitey (read: her parents, and they’re not the boss of her!) — can’t be president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP anymore, so maybe she can be a reality TV star! It is the career choice for anyone who has failed at reality life. (See, for example, every reality TV star ever.)

    NAACP race faker Rachel Dolezal stepped down from her job Monday, but RadarOnline.com has learned she already has a new gig in the works: Dolezal is fielding multiple offers to film a reality show, and is seeking professional representation after her bombshell interview on the Today show. […]

    “Rachel wants to use all of the publicity to raise awareness about race relations,” the source said.

    Wow, if only there were some black woman somewhere in America, willing and able to raise awareness about race relations. Oh well, guess not, so Dolezal, who used to be a white lady who got reverse-racismed, before she became a black lady who got old fashioned-style racismed, will have to do it. For her people. And the struggle, man. Race is only a social construct, after all, but fortune and fame? That shit is for real. And this way, maybe America will at long last be willing to watch a black woman talk about race. As long as she’s white.

  • Did you have a happy fun time laughing at Donald Trump’s YOOOOOGE announcement Tuesday that he’s running for president, for real this time? We sure did. Sooooo many good jokes, but here’s one we liked a whole lot, and you will too, probably:Screen Shot 2015-06-16 at 3.48.32 PM
  • NASA says it’s not just California that’s running out of water, it’s the whole world! Don’t you feel better now?

    The world’s largest underground aquifers – a source of fresh water for hundreds of millions of people — are being depleted at alarming rates, according to new NASA satellite data that provides the most detailed picture yet of vital water reserves hidden under the earth’s surface. […]

    Scientists had long suspected that humans were taxing the world’s underground water supply, but the NASA data was the first detailed assessment to demonstrate that major aquifers were indeed struggling to keep pace with demands from agriculture, growing populations, and industries such as mining.

    “The situation is quite critical,” said Jay Famiglietti, senior water scientist at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California and principal investigator of the University of California Irvine-led studies.

  • Speaking of the golden state, the voters of Santa Clarita, California, should be pleased to know the Republican they elected to represent them in the state legislature is hard at work on their behalf:Screen Shot 2015-06-16 at 3.57.49 PMHahahaha, isn’t democracy hilarious? Boy, legislating time sure does pass when you’re busy liking Justin Bieber and playing Farmville! Don’t worry, his vote didn’t have any real effect, though, because Democrats passed it anyway. More importantly, though, he was allowed to change his vote, for the record, to oppose a budget for his state. Isn’t that so much better?
  • Our friends at Happy Nice Time People are doing some kind of experiment with boobs. Yeah, you’ll want to click that.
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  • memzilla

    …maybe she can be a reality TV star!

    Let’s start the teevee show title naming-palooza off with: Whitesplain And Simple!

    And the movie deal? Bob Marley And Me.

  • Tallmutha

    “Wrong Way” Riegels really was born too soon.

  • geoffalnutt

    She is so obvious a plant (by the Repigs) in response to Caitlyn Jenner. If I “feel” black why can’t I “be” black. Bruce said pretty much the same thing about being “a woman”. The discussion now focuses on “feelings”. Repigs don’t have ’em. Yawn, scratch, burp. P.S.- Gee thanks, Billary!

  • Lizzietish81
    • memzilla

      For Teh Youngz, the title “I Am Curious (Black)” is a play on a famously banned-in-the-USA 1967 film, I Am Curious (Yellow), which featured nudity and explicit sex. Another example of how comics destroyed ‘Murican Yoot.

      • doramin

        I dug it up and tried to watch it. An absolute snooze-fest.

    • JohnE_o

      Black Lois Lane is way hotter than White Lois Lane…

      • doramin

        Blackula Lois Lane has sideburns. I thought girls did not have those.

    • Blank Ron

      24 hours? I guess you CAN go back.

    • BJW

      Wow. I remember reading that comic!

  • Tallmutha

    Kailli, your lead-in could also mention that here in Amerixceptiona, people who’ve never held an elected position of any kind present that as a qualification for holding the highest one in the land.

  • Tallmutha

    That tweet about Trump is good, but I shall never tire of this masterpiece by DNC spokeswoman Holly Shulman:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHoemBNUwAIydZy.png

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      I like how sincere and straightforward Ms. Holly was in that. I see her doing things in the DNC that are good, and wholesome (for leftist libtards, natch, prolly not so wholesome for the thumper sect) and maybe just a little bit fun

    • artem1s

      I think the DNC is just fine with another Klown knocking a serious contender (Kasich/Walker) off the debate podium and out of the race before Iowa even starts. Added benefit of Teh Donald having no clue who the enemy is. He’s gonna have to be center stage 24/7 at every event and will have no problem making everyone around him look as asinine as he does. His first move was to step on ¡Jeb! campaign rollout. This is gonna be epic.

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        I’m up for some laughs too, so long as we take the House Senate and White House as well.

      • BJW

        It’s grand entertainment!

  • NorthStarSpanx

    is seeking professional representation. . .instead of professional help. Got it.

  • Relativicus

    “NASA says it’s not just California that’s running out of water, it’s the whole world!”

    Meaning that polluting our remaining surface freshwater supplies, like the Great Lakes, is doubly important. Drill there, drill now!

    • OctopiRage

      Nothing like a fresh cup of fracking juice in the morning.

      • It’s safe enough for you to drink! I sure as hell won’t drink it, but as a corporate shill, you can trust me!

    • Blank Ron

      *wince* Don’t suggest it. There’s oil and natural gas in Southwestern Ontario, and sooner or later some asswipe’s gonna want to start drilling in Lake Erie. And we finally got the damned thing cleaned up. (well, the zebra mussels helped)

      • artem1s

        Jeebus bless the Great Lakes Consortium. Even King Kasich can identify that letting Nestle drain Lake Erie is a bad idea. Keeping the slant well drillers away is gonna be a never ending fight too.

        • Sheepshagger

          Dude the preferred nomenclature is Asian prospector.

        • Left Coast Tom

          Now if only Michigan, Ohio, and Ontario would realize that letting agricultural runoff cause blue-green algae blooms near water intakes is a bad idea.

  • OctopiRage

    Rachel Dolezal, Trump’s perfect running mate.

    • Lizzietish81

      Nailing the chick vote AND the black vote!

      • OctopiRage

        Also, too, attention whore and got fired vote!

        • BadKitty904

          To say nothing of the “delusional megalomaniac” demographic.

          • nmmagyar

            Trump had that wrapped up already

  • intlet9949

    Michael Jackson would have killed for her Germanic complexion and he would have saved a lot of money on bleach. Oh course Michael never claimed to be white.

  • BadKitty904

    I’d reckon “reality” is not exactly this woman’s strong suit…

    • Sheepshagger

      But check out that weave!

    • She’s constructed at least 2 of her own so far…

      • BadKitty904

        And counting…

  • Dudleydidwrong

    “Doing some kind of experiment with boobs…” I thought that was the whole Republican presidential candidate thing. If I click on that will I be taken to the RNC web page?

    • Relativicus

      They wish.

  • deanbooth

    There’s a portrait of Rachel in her attic that’s slowly turning albino.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Like Bobby Jindal?

    • eggsacklywright

      That’s a Gray area.

      • Msgr_Moment

        50 shades of Dorian.

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      I’m turning Japanese. That count for somethin’?

  • freakishlystrong

    The fucks I don’t have to give about Dolezal are legion.

  • freakishlystrong

    What’s scarier? The world running out of water, or DONALD TRUMP running for the the President of the United States. There’s always Brawndo.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Funny watching the right wing turd pile-on over Dolezal, as if we considered her some sacred libtard icon, rather than a profoundly disturbed individual.

    • Sheepshagger

      Hey it’s not something trivial like she molested an eight year old dude. This is serious stuff.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Right? They love to double down on their sociopaths.

        • Blank Ron

          While conveniently ignoring their own.

    • Swampgas_Man

      Yeah, but it lets them talk about trans individuals, so frowny-face.

    • artem1s

      my first thought when hearing about this (besides WTF?), was the wingers would somehow turn this into an argument to against affirmative action. and of course, we’ll be hearing all over again about Elizabeth Warren’s not Native American-ness all over again in 3…2…1….

  • BadKitty904

    I identify as “feline”. Where’s my reality show?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/17/cat-video-study_n_7600740.html

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Have 19 kittens, then we can talk.

      • BadKitty904

        CAT JOKE ALERT: I’m a tom, not a queen. There. I said it.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          Then the19 kittens would make an even BETTER reality show.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Team up with Romney for “Kittens and Mittens.”

        • Left Coast Tom

          That’s OK, we can fight the oppressor for your right to have kittens.

    • guppy06
    • eggsacklywright

      Now on TLC: BadKitty in “I Caught the Red Laser Dot”

  • docterry6973

    Next on TLC, ‘Strange Person You Can Laugh At’.

  • PsycWench

    Maybe, just maybe, the voice of a not-really-black person saying “I got treated differently! Really!” will be heard! and white people will stop and think about what they are doing and saying regarding minorities.
    But probably not.

    • Redgyal

      Probably not. I’d put money on it being used to support the idea that racism is dead.

      • Biff52

        Being black is so awesome, that one white broad in Spokane(!) pretends to be black!

    • shietka

      Definitely not. In fact, it’s worse. Since it looks like she invented several incidences of hate against her, and she has some kind a persecution complex, she’ll probably be used to argue that all black people who complain are making it up.

  • OctopiRage

    Wait, if I identify as not an asshole, I’m no longer an asshole? Yay!

  • MrBlobfish

    I heard The Donald is choosing Oprah as his running mate. God Bless Us One And All.

    • Blank Ron

      Does she know she’s been selected to be the next VP yet?

    • Sheepshagger

      He’s gonna wake up with half a Miata in his bed.

    • guppy06

      Does he realize that her wealth is YOOJ and she can probably buy and sell him several times over?

    • Biff52

      Oprah is an unrepentant Librul, so good luck with that.

  • Blank Ron

    Jen Heger wrote:

    Dolezal is fielding multiple offers to film a reality show…

    This is the part that freaked me out the most – THEY came to HER.
    Welp, time to knock the satellite dish off the roof.

    • Sheepshagger

      Hey it’s a pretty simple pitch- ” she’s delusional, got name recognition and no sense of shame- it’s like catching whitening in a bottle.”

    • shietka

      Of course they came to her, that’s expected. The thing that’s horrifying is that she would even consider it.

      • Blank Ron

        Horrifying, yes. Unexpected, no.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Just heard that The Donald had Neil Young go all Neil Young on his ass for expropriating “Rocking In The Free World” yesterday. Because what says “rock&roll rebel” more than Donald Trump?

    • artem1s

      Dear GOP Candidate for Preznit,
      while choosing rock music for your campaign rallies, it might be a good idea to read the lyrics. Then read them again. One more time, please. They still do not mean what you want them to mean. Go look for some crappy country song.

      the end, every rocker everywhere.

      • guppy06

        Ever since the NFL drop-kicked him, isn’t political campaigns pretty much how Hank, Jr. pays his bills nowadays?

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          His bills these days are pretty much what he owes his bartender and dealer.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        This seems to be A Thing with these sad sacks…borrowing hipness from Neil, or Brooce, or Rage. They always get smacked for it and end up with Meatloaf again, with a side of John Ashcroft. Let The Eagle Soar, motherfuckers!

      • PsycWench

        “They still do not mean what you want them to mean”
        This is a very difficult concept for a lot of right-wingers.

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        “Better to burn out, than to fade away…”

        Who says Neil Young doesn’t sing of the Donald?

      • Doug Langley
    • eggsacklywright

      Maybe he should have gone with “What Do I Get?” by the Buzzcocks.

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        ^ for Buzzcocks.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      What says “rock&roll rebel” more than Donald Trump?

      Hmm, George Will, Jamie Dimon, Rick Santorum, Marcus Bachmann? And how could I forget Dinesh (“Folsom Ankle-bracelet) D’Souza? So many, many rock&roll rebels!

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Should we assume that music by Pat Boone or Perry Como was unavailable?

  • guppy06

    can’t be president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP anymore, so maybe she can be a reality TV star!

    Because Americans still looking for a new job are going to tune in to watch her look for a new job?

    • Msgr_Moment

      She should go on that one where that weasel-headed twit says, “You’re Fired!” Is that still on the air?

  • Antimassacree

    Coincidently, The American Experiment…also done with boobs. Of, by, and for them.

    • WEED RICHARDS

      THAT WIGGER IS CONFUSED, BUT I’D FUCK HER IN THE MOUTH, CUNT, AND BUTT (THAT MEANS I LIKE HER). MEANWHILE DOCTOR ZOOM IS IN THE BARN GETTING HIS STOMACH PENETRATED BY A HORSE VIA HIS ANUS. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

      https://youtu.be/ZTqe8xZkHYQ

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        She’d be the one fucking you in the butt, just guessing.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Time for you to cut back on the meth.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Also sprach Donaldthustra: “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems,” Trump said in a speech at Trump Tower in New York. “They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to border guards and they’re telling us what we’re getting.”

    This is the kind of thing that offends even Charles Krauthammer. But honestly, isn’t that basically the Bagger position on everybody but rich white dudes? How can they complain about Trump as a standard-bearer when that is their actual standard?

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      What, you mean rich, narcissistic and condescending? In no way does that represent the RNC!!!1!!!

    • guppy06

      Sounds like he’s getting ready to not-gay marry Steve King.

    • Tony Alexander

      did the donald forget to mention that they also bring most of the custodial and wait staff you’ll find in his shitty, overpriced ‘establishments’?

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        And yet somehow, even with a third world labor force, he finds creative ways to go bankrupt.

    • Sheepshagger

      See I kinda wonder about the old logic choppery of a border guard diagnosing the rapist tendencies of people who they didn’t catch or see or otherwise perceive in any way, cause the people they did catch are called deportees not immigrants. Also too, shut the fuck up Donnie.

  • Tony Alexander

    i identify as a robot even though i’m a human bean!

    i think there’s a reality tee vee show somewhere in there

    • Blank Ron

      How about a show where you, a few other robots, and maybe a human being make fun of bad movies? Hey, you could maybe do it in space!

      • Tony Alexander

        hmmmm! a siskel and ebert in outer-space kinda thingy.

        i think you might have stumbled onto something.

        ;-D

        • Blank Ron

          Push the button, Frank!

  • Vecciojohn

    Trump should pick Sarah Palin as his running mate. She’d quit half way through and save him the trouble of dumping her.

    • Tony Alexander

      funny thing is; you just know that after the donald announced yesterday, that sister grifter is just itching to make her own announcement.

      can’t be out of the spotlight for too long, that one!

  • Msgr_Moment

    Scott Wilik (R-Twit)

  • Steverino247

    My first clue that there was something amiss with Ms. Donegal was when I heard “NCAAP” and “Spokane” in the same sentence. I suspect the “Spokane Chapter” consists of just her.

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Been to eastern Washington, have ya?

      • Steverino247

        Wife’s aunt and uncle lived there. Very nice folks, but the neighbors?

        • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

          Had fun in the woods there for a week (survival school). Missed out on the hospitality of the place…

          • Steverino247

            Survival school was fun? You must have been in the Air Force.

      • natoslug

        Hey now! The Baby Bar was fun to hang out in on weekends, and Sonic Burritos (Neato Burrito these days, I think, thanks to the Sonic burger chain getting all pissy about a wrap place sharing part of their name . . .) made great wraps. As long as you stay in select parts of the city proper, there’s plenty of diversity! Other than that, yeah, most of eastern Washington is a little slice of hell.

  • mosjef

    Sources tell me her reality show will be named “Fifty Shades of White”

  • Beowoof14

    Oh Rachel, you have demonstrated your true American bona fides with this move.

  • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

    Maybe Rachel Dolezal could pretend to be to be a normal adult on her show, and see if anybody buys it.

  • RevZafod

    But on the more important topic, wow, them are some firm boobs! They don’t even quiver when she turns back to the left.

  • AnOuthouse

    The Republican solution to the water crisis will be to defund NASA and their meddling satellites.

    • That_got_me_thinking

      Calgary Cruz is already on it. Whew. Cause we all know the real solution is to just know nothing about what is happening.

  • VandeGraf

    Racial dysphoria! Time for a racial reassignment, natürlich, wird es folglich eine Reality-Show.

  • Spotts1701

    I think the point where this whole Dolezal mess slips from “grifters gotta grift” to “um, can we get a couple guys in white coats” is right here:

    “Up to this point, I know who raised me,” Dolezal told NBC’s Savannah Guthrie. “I haven’t had a DNA test. There’s been no biological proof that Larry and Ruthanne are my biological parents.”

    Guthrie responded by bringing up Dolezal’s birth certificate, which lists the couple as her parents.

    “I’m not necessarily saying that I can prove they’re not,” replied Dolezal, “but I don’t know that I can actually prove they are. I mean the birth certificate was issued a month and a half after I’m born. Certainly there were no medical witnesses to my birth. It was in the woods.”

    • Dee Andee

      And another narcissist/sociopath is unleashed upon the world…in a reality show. Lovely.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Maybe she can get the crack Trump Investigative Team to track down her real birth certificate.

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      If she was a real blah like Prezeldent Osama, she’d be tryin’ to prove her birf certificate was REAL!

    • w9anthimos

      Do you know who else was born in the woods?

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        Bearshit, the scat singer?

      • A little country boy name of Jonny B. Goode?

        • doramin

          Nope. His dad named him “Sue”.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Romulus and Remus?

        • Mintie

          They were born in a house and left on a riverbank, and then raised in the woods. Get your questionable urban foundation history right :P

    • Blank Ron

      So does that mean she’s a squirrel?

    • nightmoth

      The whole thing has become way too weird. I had thought she was an only child whose parents adopted 4 black kids, But she has an older white brother who has been accused of sexual assault of a black child in Colorado. That brother wrote a memoir some years ago about their family and said the parents were ex-hippies turned christian cultists who home-birthed him and Rachel, were strict disciplinarians, didn’t have tv, and adopted 4 black kids to show their anti-abortion stance. Of the adopted siblings, 2 are supporting Rachel’s “self-identity” and 2 think she’s nuts. Get a couple of guys in white coats, indeed, and for more than one Dolezal. But for chrissakes, NO reality show, because this is reminding me of another family reality show that’s currently in trouble– their name also starts with “D”.

  • madmonq

    Is the Dolezal reality show going to be about spray tan salons? Cause I figure it’s the only thing she really knows about people of color.

    • Blank Ron

      Of course. It’s one thing to be born ‘coloured’ and quite another thing to have done the colouring yourself!

      • Doktor Z00m

        I HEARD THAT THE BRONY KILLER WOULD COLOR HER BUTT WITH HIS SEMEN. BUT FUCK HIM, HE DOESN’T SUPPORT OUR BRONY WAYS. RIGHT, BROTHER????

        https://youtu.be/HTQSlRUkcz0

    • doramin

      Crying John, call your office.

  • dshwa

    Working title for her show: White is the New White.

    • Me not sure

      Too bad “Orange Is The New Black” was already taken. She and Boehner would make a nice TeeVee couple.

      • tinker12

        L to the O to the L!

  • A Big Sarcastic Fairy!

    This is my exact emotion on this crazy lying person .

    • Blank Ron

      Wow, even the same hair.

  • diogenez

    “Scientists had long suspected that humans
    were taxing the world’s underground water supply, but the NASA data was
    the first detailed assessment to demonstrate that major aquifers were
    indeed struggling to keep pace with demands from agriculture, growing
    populations, and industries such as mining.”

    Easy problem to fix: de-fund NASA….

  • diogenez

    “Andrea Tantaros: If I Self-Identify as a Cat, Do I Have to Pay Income Taxes?”

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/andrea-tantaros-if-i-self-identify-as-a-cat-do-i-have-to-pay-income-taxes/

    Nice try, Andrea, but everyone knows that you will always be a mean spirited and hateful little bitch.

    • Blank Ron

      ISWYDT

  • Karen Marie

    “Donald Trump’s YOOOOOGE announcement Tuesday that he’s running for president, for real this time”

    Until he files the actual signed paperwork, this is still all kabuki. Personally, I don’t believe he will go through with it. Too much downside. I doubt that he’ll be allowed to participate in the first debate without the paperwork having been filed but we’ll see.

    • UNDEAD_REED_RICHARDS 2.0

      WHEN WILL GET A REALITY TV SHOW OF SOMEBODY HUNTING DOWN THE EVIL BRONY MENACE THAT LIVES TO SCAVENGE THE ANAL CAVITITES OF CHILDREN AND/OR HORSES??? IT WOULD BE A NUMBER ONE HIT WITH AMERICA AND THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!

      https://youtu.be/C-C6B9fQkt4

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Trump has gone beyond Kabuki Theater to Kablooey Theater.

  • JD Mulvey

    Solution to the disappearing aquafers problem: have the Koch-Congress prohibit NASA from doing any more of these so-called “studies.” Problem solved!

  • eggsacklywright

    OT: There is an article in today’s online New Yorker about online comments. They do not mention The Wonket once. Shameful.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Well what do you expect when comments are strictly forbidden?

    • Catstro

      This is the only place where I do not follow the sage piece of advice on this keychain. It’s easy, since comments are not allowed.

  • pragmatizm

    America is so f-ed up.

    • Reximus

      I really miss HoneyBooBoo…

  • wikkiwakka

    well… if a fake lady (bruce jenner) can get his/her own show, why not a “fake black lady”?

    • And HEEEEERRRRE come the transphobes. Working off the ickyness of fapping off to Caitlyn on the cover of Vanity Fair.

  • calliecallie

    I was actually feeling quite a bit of sympathy for Rachel Dolezal yesterday, as I have often felt the need to channel my inner black woman to stand up for myself. But then I saw part of her teevee interview. Her words, gestures and hyper-emotionality reminded me of a woman (white) that I know too well who is quite batshit crazy. So I suspect Rachel is crazy as well. Her son seemed quite wonderful though. He deserves better.

    • You Ain’t No Sanjaya

      She’s definitely off. But the TLCs of the world are out of programming since all this child sex abuse keeps coming to light. They have to do something to pass the time.

    • doramin

      Crazy like a fox. She was making a phat living as a member of the Black Justice League of America. Her mistake was in going too far and accusing her adopted brother of molestation. The parents finally had no choice but to blow her credibility out of the water by revealing her secret.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    So The Donald has 120 (now 119) days to actually file the papers. Why doesn’t NBC cancel his show now and call his stupid bluff?

    • SK

      Because he’ll run. NBC will “suspend” his show in good time.

  • SK

    Will Josh Duggar make a guest appearance on the first “Victims” episode?

    • doramin

      Maybe Chris Hansen can lay a trap for him.

  • geoffalnutt

    Don’t the morans even get it?! Just like Bruce Jenner is a “fake” girl…Rachel Dolezal is a “fake” brown. I think it’s time for everyone to listen up. Stop being so poopie and maybe you’ll learn something!!!

  • Dolmance

    I have a rotting black heart.

  • Enfant Terrible

    Waitaminute, Rachel Dolezal gets a reality TV show because she has stuff to say about being a person of color in America? What about Melissa Harris-Perry?

    • doramin

      Little Ms. Tampon Earrings is too ridiculous even for reality TV. MSNBC is the only place for her.

  • Horse Badorties

    Wow, so Rachel Dolezal isn’t just going to get her own South Park episode!

  • You Ain’t No Sanjaya

    Octomom is totally kicking herself that she didn’t do the black thing AND the Octuplet thing.

    • doramin

      Funny, I thought Octomom had some black in her. Silly me, for judging people on their looks.

      • You Ain’t No Sanjaya

        She’s had so much obvious plastic surgery (which she denies) that it’s hard to guess at her background.

  • steve damon

    So, network broadcast or cable? Because, you know, I dumped cable because of exactly this sort of festering pus-filled “reality.” What, exactly, is going to be “real” here aside from the collective stupidity of the people who tune in to it? She’ll make a fine addition to our social reference group, and I am sure she will fit right in..

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