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Is Sarah Palin on drugs? We don’t know, but maybe! We hear Alaska is a great place for scoring meth, to buy with your government hand-out checks from sweet drill-baby-drilled oil profits. And maybe those drugs have eated up the itsy bits of Palin’s brain? We’re just asking, with question marks, which makes it OK to say whatever we want.

We will report, so you can decide if Sarah Palin is on drugs? Here she is, on Sean Hannity’s show (on Fox News), saying a whole mess of words about how terrible it is that The Media (Fox News) exposed two of the Duggar girls (on Fox News) by interviewing them about that one time their brother Josh repeatedly molested them, for more than a year (that we are aware of):

I wrote a post after Bristol had pointed out that issues like say, um, that liberal actress, Lena Dunham, having admitted and gleefully wrote about, offered up and had been rewarded with fame and fortune for admitting to her sexual predatation [sic] with her own little sister, that she used her sister for sexual experiments and for her sexual outlet, and Lena Dunham has been as I say praised, rewarded, and um you know the media just has this great big yawn when it comes to covering she or others that we have heard about on the liberal side of issues.

Yes, we read that FaceSpace post that “Sarah Palin” “wrote” (even though there are no made-up words like “predatation” in it so we think it was wrote by her ghost scribbler) about how Lena Dunham is a PEDOPHILE!!! because when she was seven, she looked at her sister’s yoni, but Josh Duggar is NOT A PEDOPHILE because liberal media, that’s why. Maybe that is when should have worried about Palin’s drug-addled brain?

Anyway, Sarah swears, as she did on FaceStuff, she is NOT defending Josh, but it’s kind of hard to know that because of how she describes his “predatation”:

And yet they try to crucify an entire family for a 14-year-old boy’s issue that he had, which was a bad bad bad issue, 12 years ago, and it was an example that I used with this double standard, the hypocrisy that you know is so absolutely blatant in this case.

Should we point out that Lena Dunham was younger than 14 when she did her bad bad bad issue, and it was more than 12 years ago? Nah, let’s look at some further evidence that maybe Sarah Palin is on drugs? Perhaps something about how terrible it is that Fox News violated the privacy of two of the sisters Josh molested, by making them go on Fox News to talk about that:

These girls are being revictimized. For shame, on the media, for under the guise of hey gotta let them have their say anyway, let’s interview them and put them there back into the fire and let them explain. They’re innocent! And these girls, yes, so humiliated.

Yeah, Fox News, shame on you for doing that thing that no other media outlet has done, interviewing the Duggars like that! But also too, let’s talk about the REAL issue that everyone on Fox has agreed is the REAL issue — the perfectly legal release of redacted police records, in response to a Freedom of Information request:

The release of these confidential records is, it’s tragic. It’s illegal, it’s unethical. Why isn’t the dialogue going right now towards hey, let’s get that law enforcement official — he or her — who released this file, this confidential.

Who — who has been a victim, is a victim — would ever want to speak out and still be able to trust law enforcement that what they’re being told, with counselors and amongst themselves, that their files are going to be held confidential, and then they’re exploited! Why isn’t the press going after that police chief, she or he or whomever it was who released this, and you know it was for political reasons, Sean.

What the fuck do all those words mean? No idea. Except maybe that Sarah Palin is on drugs? We are just asking, so you can decide.

[Fox News via TPM]

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  • diogenez

    Some day (hopefully soon), Sarah Palin will simply collapse into a black hole of incoherence.

    • grumblestiltskin

      Disappears in own hole. Got it.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      I suspect she already did, but the derp density was so great she dragged the rest of the universe in with her.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …every time this woman opens her mouth WEAPONS GRADE STUPIDITY comes spewing out!!!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Weapons grade stupidity that even EOD techs are very reluctant to get near.

    • memzilla

      I think Marvin the Martian could replace his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator with it.

  • Treg Brown

    So when will Bristol be publically shamed the Jeb Bush way??
    Will rocks made of votes be made available at that time?

    • SK

      When Dakota Meyer and Levi Johnston get a restraining order against her, and the recently divorced Josh Duggar proposes to her.

      Not a second before.

  • say wha

    Oh, waiter? I will not have what that lady is having. Thank you.

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    Meh it would have been much better if Palin said “Shame on Fox for outting these young ladies” instead of the usual media media media argle bargle
    Once again peeps, we had no idea of the names of the victims until Fox News put them in front of a camera.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Even Palin recognizes that faux newz isn’t really media.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Faux Noise is media, it’s just not news. Sort of in the same way that Triumph of the Will wasn’t really a documentary, since so much of its content was staged specifically for film.

  • Donna Rail

    This is what used to happen when I’d be listening to language instruction tapes and the thread would get stuck in the tape player.

  • Toomush_Infer

    These issues aren’t so clear in Wasilla….

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …please run, please run, please run!!!

  • tominchicago

    I am convinced that English is her second language. I just haven’t figured out the native tongue yet. What is the language the moose?

  • Guest

    Hannity appears to be the only ‘host’ of a Fox show that will let Sarah on anymore. And her last appearance was in January, after her Iowa speech free for all. And did he even ask her that “question?” all her fans are waiting for? Sarah are you going to run for president? Or just continue your 7-year tease?

    • chicken thief

      I read on the internet (right after I wrote it) that she’s fucking him. Or he’s fucking her. Which ever. They are doing the nasty with each other probably. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

      • Treg Brown

        I haven’t heard a denial from either of them, which of course is confirmation of the fact.

  • Tio_Doidinho

    But precisely what drugs does she abuse? Alright class, altogether now:

    AOT,K

    • Shezanid D. Ott

      Adderall, Oxy, Tennis Shoe, and Ketamine?

      • lovelydestruction

        All of them, Katie.

  • SK

    I join sister Sarah in asking demanding Fox to refudiate all predatation of Josh Duggar’s sisters!

    Who’s with me?

    • cessnadriver

      MEMEMEcount me in! MEEEEE!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I would agree, or not, if I spoke or understood Mooselini salad speak.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Sarah is just demandergoguing. It’s like “demanding” and “demagoguing,” only with stupid sauce.

    • chicken thief

      Now you’re just begging for a squirmish.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Wasilla is known as the meth capital of Alaska, after all.

  • cessnadriver

    Don’t kid yourself: every repig everywhere wants this piece of crap to be President. Think of where Nixon was in ’63.

  • Lizzietish81

    As if I didn’t find Lena Dunham annoying enough, now I have to keep hearing about her diddling her sister.

    • anniegetyerfun

      God, so tired of that woman. I somehow missed the initial confession because I don’t read Gawker’s crap anymore, but ugh.

      • chicken thief

        Thanks you two. Now I’m glad I have no idea who she is.

        • gedjcj

          I’m always delighted when I see a headline about some juicy tidbit of celebrity gossip and have no idea who it’s referring to (and have no desire to find out). Occasionally I stand in line at the grocery store, scan the tabloids and gossip mags and don’t know any of the “celebrities”. I really enjoy that.

  • fawkedifiknow

    So, what did Sean Hannity say in response to Sarah calling out his cable “news” channel, and his colleague, Megyn Kelly?

  • Randy Riddle

    “Human” is not a language that Sarah Palin speaks.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I think it’s some sort of Ferengi-Pakled hybrid trade pidgen.

      • willi0000000

        think more Vogon.

  • Lizzietish81

    Just a reminder, she gets her drugs and grifts in Arizona these days

    • chicken thief

      Oh? How does that work out with Todd’s commercial fishing operation?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      That’s just the meth stash house.

  • Gleem-McShinez

    So it’s a crime to release the records about the non-crime (according to the Duggirls and the Dugparents who came to FOX to say it’s no big deal what happened, so it’s not really a crime) but … uh…. CRIME!! OVER THERE!!

    If nobody says it’s a crime except Sarah Palin, we can throw her in jail, right? That is how it works, I’m pretty sure.

  • VandeGraf

    Did you ever notice that in the alternate universe that conservatives (and, face it, most elected GOP) live, something is only true if they say so, but it absolutely false if liberals say so? In keeping with this strange mode of responding negatively to absolutely everything that they would like not to believe is real I will say, without equivocation, that I am a liberal, and that I believe everything that comes out of Sarah Palins mouth is absolute (God given) truth. Every drop of her various secretions is wine, every thought and act is golden, and she is like a breath of fresh air (fir trees in a summer’s breeze). Same with Mr’s Will, Krauthammer, Kristol, Goldberg, Rubio, Santorum, Bush, Huckabee and the several dozen various other luminaries of conservatism, journalists, commentators, and candidates. They are wonderful human beings who have the betterment of all as their primary goal. So… take that motherfuckers!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      These people are the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human beings I’ve ever known in my life.

      • Zyxomma

        Thanks for that. The 1962 movie made a huge impression, and Richard Condon’s novel contains one of the best paragraphs I’ve ever read.

    • bobbert

      Nice try, Epimenides.

  • DahBoner

    If I was a pedophile, I’d support other pedophiles, for sure. Hmmmm…

    How long before Bristol Palin writes a book called Mommy Dearest?

    http://media3.giphy.com/media/3Wz0vhibUbjAQ/200w_d.gif

    • Wait’ll you read the book Bristol’s spawn is going to write.

      • Seek

        I like your optimism. I had supposed she would home school him and he’ll be unable to read, write or ‘rithmatic. Probably won’t even be sufficiently coherent to hire a ghost writer.

      • Vienna Woods

        Which one?

  • Ruhe

    Is this all just part of the longest long con in the history of long cons?

    • Gleem-McShinez

      the longest long con in the history of long cons

      Which one?
      FOX News, or Sarah Palin?

      • HogeyeGrex

        Yes.

    • Toomush_Infer

      You’re so sweet…

  • Lizzietish81

    You know…the Palins have a lot of kids too, it would irresponsible not to speculate if she’s had similar issues in her home.

    • bozilingus

      I was thinking that Sarah was trying to set up an interview with Bristle to reveal something something something…

  • KCF

    I didn’t watch the video (I treasure my hearing), but did Gov PityQuitty finally “connect the dots” and expose the fact that Dunham supports Hillary Clinton? Because that’s truly what’s at the heart of this controversy: Hillary (D).

    • Reddishrabbit

      Actually, I believe the true heart of this controversy is:
      BENNYGHAZ!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!1!

  • JMPesq

    You know, I didn’t think even the most frothing lunatic wingnuts would stoop to defending fucking pedophiles just because they’re part of the conservative Christian tribe, but here we are, with both the Duggars and Denny Hastert, yep, apparently it doesn’t matter what you do, some of the far right are so far gone someone can actually molest children and still they’ll say that’s OK because they are one of them.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Oh, this doesn’t surprise me at all. They’re scum to begin with, who cares if they prove to be even more scummy than we could have imagined? I mean, Han Solo had a much easier time of imagining more wealth than Luke Skywalker suggested he might be able to.

    • Redgyal

      The surprise is that you ever thought any different. You must have missed the last five hundred years on “discovery” in America.

  • memzilla

    You know that whole “infinite number of monkeys at typewriters” trope? Mooselini Word Salad would be the more likely outcome, way before the complete works of Shakespeare.

  • JohnnyZhivago2

    This:

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Circle the pedophile wagons around our sexual predators! TO THE HANNITY SHARTAPULTS

    • OzoneTom

      “Extremism is the defense of duggary is no vice.”

  • Spurning Beer

    It has just come to my attention that “Sarah Palin” is an anagram for “Sharia Plan.”

    Come on, lamestream gotcha media, pick that up.

    http://wonkette.com/402370/get-to-know-your-fun-sarah-palin-anagrams

  • All this talk of victims speaking out reminds me of what I feel is one of the best documentaries in recent years, Brave Miss World.
    Not that that has anything to do with The Quitter of the North, but there you go.

  • PubOption

    What did FOX have to say about the unethical (if not illegal) release of Al Gore’s electricity bill?

  • Oblios_Cap

    Is Sarah Palin on drugs?

    She used to be high on drugs, but now she’s high on the Lord.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      You can be high on both at the same time. It’s not totally out of the question.

  • JustPixelz

    Dunham was obviously a thug when she did that.

  • Chick_Tract_Fil_A

    Concerning the Dugger girls interview, the crying scene was filmed in it’s entirety. Not a single, yet respectable cut. And a couple of close-ups added. But to their credit, they did opt out on the slow-motion tear-wiping.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Up close and personal!”

      May Roone Arledge roast in hell forever for that.

    • sillyclucker

      The thing I noticed (this is the first I’ve seen it) is while the one sister was crying, the other was looking at her like she was a bit disgusting. She didn’t move to comfort her or show any form of empathy/ sympathy. It just felt strange to me.

  • SK

    I bet she goes after that Fuck Dynasty star Jep Robertson for opening up old wounds of his own on TEEVEE.

    It’s almost like molestation is the “in thing” with Jesus-mongers these days.

  • Tendernob

    “MEEE! MEEEEE!!! MEEEEEE!!!! This story that was on the verge of going away for lack of new angles is MEEEEE!!!!!! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE!!!!!! THE VICTIM HAD IT COMING AND I’M THE REAL VICTIM HERE, GIVE ME MONEY MEEEEE!!!!”

  • TheBidenator

    Her completely self unaware word salad does seem to be tossed with a heavy amount of lunatic vinaigrette so I’m going to guess anti-psychotics? If so, look for the dyskinesia!

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Oh, right. Nobody except Ben Shapiro flipped their shit over Dunham, because she doesn’t hold herself up as some kind of moral role model. It’s not really a surprise to find out the slacker libertine had a funky past. But a Duggar, from the family who preaches so much morality? That is the definition of “not at all what you’d expect.” Jesus, the meth really did a number on her last two braincells.

    In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever given a shit about anything Lena has done, really. Is she some kind of Lefty rolemodel, or is this just the only thing these Conservacreep Pedophile Enablers can grab onto to swing around as a weapon?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The Virgin Ben is the last person on this planet (with the possible exception of our Sarah) anyone should consult about anything concerning any aspect of morality.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The Virgin Ben is the last person on this planet (with the possible exception of our Sarah) anyone should consult about anything concerning any aspect of morality.

  • TheBidenator

    Sarah, like Elvis Presley and countless other wingnuts is the type who’ll abuse prescription medications because that’s not ‘real’ drug abuse. It’s how much like Lard Blubbo she can continue to condemn junkies on illegal substances, that’s where my guessing begins.

    • Bob@Bob.com

      In the spirit of the article use more question marks please?

    • Ricky Gay

      alas, Sarah has not left the building. :(

    • MrBlobfish

      This best thing about this picture is that Elvis is loaded on pills when he met Nixon to get a Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs badge for his collection. http://thumbs.media.smithsonianmag.com//filer/Indelible-Nixon-Elvis-631.jpg__800x600_q85_crop.jpg

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Yup, he looks high to me. But then again, in contrast with Tricky Dick, just about anyone looks high.

        • Blank Ron

          And Nixon looks like he’s just stolen the King’s wallet.

          • BehaveYrself

            Hm, where’s Dick’s right hand?

          • Celtic_Gnome

            It’s attached to Elvis’s right hand. His left hand, however… That’s the hand that, well, never mind.

  • allthegoodnamesRgone

    Sara preps for public appearances, like most Green Bay fans prep for game day.

    • Skwerl King

      Old Milwaukee beer and half-cooked bratwursts?

    • Bob@Bob.com

      Cheese?

    • elviouslyqueer

      Slathering on a bunch of makeup with a trowel, strapping on a pair of impossibly fugly shoes, and vomiting repeatedly into a bucket of horse manure?

      Oh wait. Sorry. That’s what Bristol does.

  • Tendernob

    Sigh. I can’t believe it’s been seven years now that we’ve been hearing this D-list hasbeen with the intellect of a dull-witted tween. Her mind is just a magpie’s nest of the same 15 wingnutty phrases that she babbles on demand.

    • chicken thief

      I saw a Gallup poll recently of the most Influential Man and Most Influential Woman in the US. Spoiler Alert: Obama won for the men (the Preznit almost always wins) and Hillz for the ladies. But the shocker was how high Sarah polled with the Rethugs. WordSaladSarah still has Star Power!

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        “Influential” – another word that doesn’t mean what people think it means. Griftzilla has no influence, outside of the small pack of fucknuts who think she’s got something important to say.

        • willi0000000

          i don’t know, she has influenced the trajectory of more of my projectile vomiting than just about anybody alive.

      • Guest

        I thought of that old, old song-“Poke Salad Annie”.. Gators got your grannie. “Word Salad Sarah…you can’t admit an error…” Something like that!

  • Gleem-McShinez

    I thought Sarah was known as a quitter. Obviously she quit making sense, but the talking part keeps happening.

    Please Sarah, this isn’t you! Come on, be true to yourself! You’re the One True Quitter!

    Just quit talking. It’s ok to quit, even if Sean Hannity asks you to do it.

    Follow your tiny shriveled mean little heart, and just quit, like you know you want to!

  • cousin itt

    Preditatatatationstan?

  • Skwerl King

    It is summer, and while I do tend to eat more leafy salads, Sarah’s word salad’s taste bitter and very tossed.

    • Enfant Terrible

      Nettles and tumbleweeds are not on anyone’s short list for salads.

  • Squirrels05

    Pronouns are tricky for Sarah Palin.

    • NellCote71

      And verbs and adverbs and nouns and prepositions. I wish my grammarian mother were alive today to diagram Sarah’s sentences.

      • BackDoorMan

        … why do you hate your late mother?

  • Squirrels05

    Winger nation is obsessed with Lena Dunham.

  • Alex Grey

    Yeah about that…

  • Relativicus

    1. I don’t think “predatation” means what she thinks it means.

    2. I am enjoying the fact that InHannity has to sit there and pretend like he understands anything Sister Sarah has to say. He deserves it.

    3. Wasn’t Lena Dunham already a celebrity when she wrote her awful book?

    4. Will Princess Dumbass get out of “producing content” for her website by posting the Hannity clip instead? Tune in to find out (here, of course, in the Fartknocker Report. I would never ask anyone to actually go to Palin’s website.)

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Inigo Montoya goes crazy every time Sarah opens her piehole, because there are a LOT of words that do not mean what she seems to think they mean.

    • Enfant Terrible

      1. I don’t think “predatation” means what *I* thinks it means.
      2. That’s the beauty of never asking follow-up questions.
      3. Dunham has screen credits as a writer and an actor going back 10 years.
      4. PD would have to pay a royalty to Fox to use that clip. Watch her stiff them.

  • Joshua Norton

    What the fuck do all those words mean?

    Sometimes an unanswered question hangs heavily in the air, while history itself makes pause. Faint hearts yearn for a champion to step forward and fearlessly prick the despot’s glassy bubble of invulnerable hubris with a rhetorical épee. The very angels of liberty hold their breath.

    Then there are the times when everything is just word salad babbled by a deluded fartsack with a microphone.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Sarah is, either, on drugs, or needs to be.

  • Joshua Norton

    If she’s not on drugs, she needs to be.
    If she is, she should stop.

    • HogeyeGrex

      If she is on drugs, they are the wrong ones.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    I thought I’d wait to upgrade to the Predatation4 later this year. Maybe it is time?

    • SK

      You are confused. You are thinking of that famous movie: Illegal Alien vs. Predatator

  • ShriekinViolet

    Seems less like Sarah is trying to protect those girls and more like she’s trying to push them out of the limelight. Like, maybe she’s jealous that they were on a “successful” reality TV show?

    • BehaveYrself

      You’re on to something, SV. Perhaps that’s why she dropped the “Bristol said blah blah blah blah…”

  • elviouslyqueer

    Oh, just shut the actual fuck up and take your meds, you batshit insane harpy.

    • willi0000000

      she did take her meds . . . all at once!

      [ . . . and from the sound of things she managed to get into everybody else’s too ]

  • Bob@Bob.com

    Sarah Palin has a freezer full of fetuses she snacks on?
    Sarah Palin did the nasty with 3 illegal immigrant amputees at the same time?
    This could be fun

  • chicken thief

    Doesn’t Sarah have a brother? Maybe he played with her pussy when she was a little tykette and she liked it so no big deal. I mean, I’m not accusing him or saying he did, I’m just saying that it could have happened.

    • OzoneTom

      Please don’t make me have any sympathy for her!

    • Enfant Terrible

      Not liking that image AT ALL!

  • Squirrels05

    The Palins love to claim Josh Duggar has been crucified. It means he’s a zombie like Jesus.

    • SK

      I’d love to claim that Josh Duggar has been crucified. Literally. No, I literally mean literally when I say that.

  • Squirrels05

    The funny thing about the media Palin hates oh so very much: without it, she would be just another failed governor of a remote state.

    • Wombat

      With it, she’s the failed governor of a remote state that we all get to laugh at regularly.

  • BMW
    • MrBlobfish

      I don’t recall anyone hoisting Dunham on their shoulders and parading her around the room.

    • You could run a never ending series of “What Sarah Palin gets wrong…” articles.

  • Enfant Terrible

    FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS put a lid on it, snowbilly grifter FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS

    • Toomush_Infer

      I think Callie’s left the building…

  • Gleem-McShinez

    From the Unskewed Dictionary (The Conservatoon Methbilly version of Urban Dictionary):

    Predatater: (n.) The Duggary potatoe Sarah Palin attemplicated to cramble up unsuspectating FOX watchers’ victums.

  • RUexperienced

    “I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree.”

    LOL

    I would like to invent a board game where players are assigned any one of Palin’s statements. Then the first one to reassemble all of the words into a grammatically correct sentence wins.

    Palin, of course would win at playing the game backwards.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The only way for this to work would be using jello shots as an incentive.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      This sounds like a fun game! Only problem, is if you play by Sarah’s rules, you have to quit half

      • A Bashful Nobody

        Now that was funny!

      • gedjcj

        ISWY

    • Left Coast Tom

      I love pointing out that Palin has a “communications degree”, but when I do that I’m snarking at the expense of whatever fifth or sixth university granted her such a thing, maybe they just wanted her to go away? Not sure what Palin’s point is in bringing up her “degree”.

      • Blank Ron

        Code for ‘I iz smrt 2!’

      • Villago Delenda Est

        A “communications degree” is what those who can’t handle J-school get, in order to become talking heads on the boob tube.

      • Diz

        Some of those ‘universities’ were community colleges. She’s sooooo lucky all those ‘credits’ transferred for that, yet unverified, ‘journalism degree’ she claims. She sometimes calls it a communications degree and when the reporters were kept out of her paid screeches she tried to morph it into a ‘political science’ degree.

    • Shezanid D. Ott

      It is impossible.

  • MrBlobfish

    Then she chewed Hannity’s face off. The End.

  • Dave

    Can we somehow move past the whole Dugger thing. The logic that;

    “If my son does it, he is just curious and should be forgiven. If your son does it, it is incest and should result in a death sentence.”

    is making me lose faith in a large segment of humanity.

    I need more kittens… or at least stories like Larry Craig and David Vitter where two consenting adults are getting freaky. Watching them turn sumersaults while trying spin their version of the situation is almost as relaxing as watching a kitten chase a feather tied to a Roomba.

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Lena Dunham doesn’t speak for me!
    Sarah Palin doesn’t speak English.

  • And yet, we all know someone(s) who voted for her to be in the white house.

    • willi0000000

      not me!

      [ . . . and you can’t prove otherwise because nobody will admit to knowing me ]

    • Zyxomma

      No one I know voted for McCain.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        You, and everyone you know, is responsible for the recovery of the economy, the ACA, and the death of Osama bin Laden.

        I hope you’re proud of yourself and your acquaintances, for bringing the wrath of Gawd on America for your actions.

      • Smidnite

        I live in Arizona; where some folks believe everything he says.

    • janecita

      My senile mother in law did.

    • jmk

      About half my family…at least.

      (*hangs head in shame*)

    • Doug Langley

      My business partner. The conversation went like this:

      “I’m voting for Sarah Palin.”
      “But she knows nothing about foreign policy!”
      “That’s not important.”

      This guy leaves the radio on Rush all afternoon, then switches to Fox on TV in the evening. Heaven only knows the effect it had on his son.

  • pdavidcATL

    I’m a late child of older parents. I have siblings, extended family and acquaintances in this age group.
    I know a 50-something woman who is on pills and/or wine when I see one.

    This is a 50-something woman who is on pills and/or wine.

    • BehaveYrself

      AOT, K.

    • lovelydestruction

      She does seemed buzzed.

    • HolidayinCambodia

      “It would be irresponsible not to speculate.”

  • Gleem-McShinez

    “um you know the media (who exactly, Sarah?) just has this great big yawn when it comes to covering she or others (who exactly, Sarah?) that we have heard about on the liberal side of issues”

    Did Sarah forget to do her own critical takedown of Lena Dunham, back when it was relevant, in October of last fucking year? OMG THE YAWN IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE DERP!!!1

  • geoffalnutt

    It’s the crazy-eyes that all Republican women have (or develop)…imparting that whole-tin-of-catnip-onto Bootsie’s-head-look.. Then they try to speak. Yikes!!! In Sarah’s case it was a mouthful of Meth, I think.

  • The Party of Personal Responsibility, everyone.

  • OneDemin EOr

    So is Megyn Kelly gonna take this dis? When’s the Palin-Kelly “Roughhouse for Roger”? The “Catfight of the Century”? “Bitches’ Beatdown”? I think I’d pay to see this.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      The “Thrilla in Wasilla”.

  • Zyxomma

    Wasilla has long been the best place in AK to find methamphetamine. When Quitter $carah quit being governor on Lake Lucille, I said, “Wow, she’s tweaking,” because the honking geese on Dead Lake Lucille were making much more sense than she. It looks like I was right about that. The only place I’ve ever seen the Disgusting Duggars and their Quiverfull of Qrap was here on Wonkette.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      “I changed my baby sister’s diaper when I was five; that doesn’t make me a pedophile.”

      It does make you braver than me.

  • janecita

    Women in that family don’t age well at all!! She looks sixty, and her trampy daughter looks a very used up forty.

  • FlownOver

    Remind me – which area of the brain is responsible for language comprehension? Sarah may become Oliver Sacks’s newest subject– The Woman Who Mistook Her Daughter for a Rational Being.

    • grmpy

      Broca’s area is involved in speech. your welcome

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Broca be broken.

  • RUexperienced

    We need someone to tell Palin that when she puts on lip gloss, she doesn’t need to put her mouth around the whole tube.

    • sillyclucker

      I noticed that too (kinda hard to miss) . Looked like she’d just finished eating a jar of vasoline.

      • BackDoorMan

        … same here. There are some things a woman of (ahem!) a certain age shouldn’t attempt. Lubing up your lips like some sassy young Duggar is one of them.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Palin/Duggar party calling….can we reserve a crucifix for 25, please?

  • JohnR

    Obsessed with crucifixion and throat cramming they are.

  • I’m going with “definitely on drugs”. Do I win some drugs?

    • Wombat

      Do you really want what she’s having?

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Everyone keeps saying meth, but I’m beginning to think bath salts may be the culprit. Face-chewing in 3, 2, 1…

      • Well, odds are I won’t be allowed on TV, so I’ll only be annoying my friends and family…

  • JohnR

    “predatation” she really said that

    • bobbert

      This is the woman who coined “squirmish”.

  • JohnR

    “let’s put them there back into the fire”

  • arglebargle

    Sarah Palin [sick]

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    So lemme get this straight..she’s now misrefudiated Fox News? Or something. Man…meth, huh?

    • BehaveYrself

      She’s just being informational to Sean about how him and hims ilk has signifified the injustices of the perpertraitor so he and they and thou and she can impugniate the revictimization of thems poor girls justificationably.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        You may have a future in politics. Or speechwriting.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        “Perpetraitor”. I’ma write that one down.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        “Finally, someone who understands me!”

        S.Palin, Wasilla, Alaska

  • jesuswasablack

    What an ignorant CUNT

  • JohnR

    Who the fuck pays to hear her speak??? Step forward dammit!

    • Smidnite

      Fox News.

      • grmpy

        $0.25 a word I’ve heard. Not sure if she gets more or less for made up words

        • BackDoorMan

          … I think she gets an extra nickle if the made-up word gets quoted elsewhere in the media and FNC is mentioned also, too.

  • TYPO ALERT!
    I’m afraid that someone on the Wonkette editorial staff may be slightly dyslexic, because in addition to a phrase in the Palin article’ lead containing a spelling error, its text has also been transposed:
    it is now written as –
    “…have eated up the itsy bits of Palin’s brain…”

    This is wrong, because it implies that Ms.Palin does actually have a full, functioning brain… a fact that we all now accept as being extremely unlikely.
    It should have been written as –
    “…have eaten up bits of Palin’s itsy bitsy brain…”

    I’m not an astrophysicist, but I’ve been waiting 8 years for Ms. Palin to complete a properly constructed sentence that is relevant to any civil discussion in progress, and makes sense in any language currently in use on this planet.

    Gene Grossman – http://www.LegalMystery.com

    • Shezanid D. Ott

      Gene, settle in with a giant library full of good books or build a rocket because you are going to be waiting a long time -as in FOREVER – for Palin to make sense. She just ain’t rite!

    • afkap

      Caribou Barbie can’t string together a coherent sentence if her life depended on it. smh

  • Walter Wellstone

    Yeah, she’s on something. By the way, I don’t think Leena Dunham has ever worked for a hate group whose mission is to harass gay people. Leena Dunham is fucked up, no question about it, but, unlike the Duggars and Sarah and her clan, she doesn’t pretend that she’s not. That’s the issue here.

  • AnOuthouse

    I think Sarah is a plant by Big Dictionary to make up new words so we have to keep buying updated versions.

    • Shezanid D. Ott

      tears. rolling down cheeks. can’t breathe. choking.

  • meadowson

    Is she wearing a bathrobe from Kmart or Frederick’s of Hollywood?

  • Callyson

    Should we point out that Lena Dunham was younger than 14 when she did her bad bad bad issue, and it was more than 12 years ago?

    Yes, and while you’re at it, you might add that Lena Dunham isn’t going around telling people who they should or should not be having sex with, unlike the homophobic Duggars…

    https://31.media.tumblr.com/c6281f9a7ab6bff552d2522cec4012e0/tumblr_inline_n0ldddLtA51rg0g8s.gif

    • jw

      There’s a big difference between a pre-pubescent 7 year old and a post-pubescent 15 year old.

      • Blank Ron

        Josh D. certainly thinks so.

      • Robert Ivey

        Well the first would be he knew it was wrong and the second he told his parents after each incident which they did nothing to prevent.

        • KenRob

          In the first, he doesn’t think he did wrong & the second, he was caught, didn’t self-report, but they did nothing to prevent.

    • Smidnite

      But she does seem to go out of her way to act disgusting in order to get attention.

  • Guest

    “After Bristol pointed out.” Sarah ‘s trying to make Bristol sound intelligent instead of stupid like she is. Bristol fell for the Internet hoax about Caitlyn Jenner and the Espy courage award!

  • SK

    “Fucked in the head” is all that comes to mind (<– I know, I know, but no puns allowed, I'm warning you!)

    Say, I have a new word for that affliction of hers: Skullduggary

    • gedjcj

      “Fucked in the head”, “Skullduggary”, “no puns allowed”: One of these things isn’t like the others…

  • Scott Richmond

    The real shame here is that the Duggar parents forced these girls to do this interview and defend the cult’s practices. But since they put these girls in the position to be molested in the first place, I guess they feel that’s not such a bad thing, in comparison.

    • jw

      Those girls have been brainwashed their entire lives.

      • Steverino247

        It has not only been washed, it has been dry cleaned.

        • BackDoorMan

          … and vacuum-packed in one of those Space Bags ™.

  • Clyde Barrow

    “Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.” Deuteronomy 22:11

    Sarah clearly broke this commandment at the 2008 GOP convention, and in nearly every Foxsnooze interview since. Can we commence with the stoning of Sarah Palin now?

    • sillyclucker

      She’s already stoned Dude.

  • Carol Morency

    The hot new catchphrase in my house is “Lena Dunham did it too and the libtards said nothing!”

  • malsperanza

    These girls are being revictimized.

    Oh sweet Christ I agree with something Sarah Palin said.

    Gaah! Cooties!

    • grmpy

      Didn’t the girls say they were never victimized from their brother?

  • jw

    I’m pretty sure that the only national media outlet “re-victimizing” the Duggars is DumbFuxNoNews and Softball Kelly. I haven’t seen them doing interviews anywhere else.

  • RJ (TO)

    Isn’t she kiiiinda biting the (only) hand that feeds her….?

    • Guest

      She can’t connect those dots.

  • Charles Cates

    Maybe the proposed ‘Duggar Daughters’ spinoff will have a segment featuring Ma Palin jabbering about current events.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      She already has the Sarah Palin Channel. Why would she want to share the grift with TLC?

  • grmpy

    Palin’s not on drugs. She’s just stoopid.

    • Shezanid D. Ott

      Grmpy, THEIR Sarah is stoopid AND on drugs, maybe? Just asking, also too.

  • elpinche

    If I had a photo of Trig facepalming, I’d post it now.

  • Maxk1947

    I pay little attention to Lena Dunham; however, do I recall correctly that. when her book came out, she was criticized for what some writers characterized as child abuse? I don’t think it was ignored by the media.

    • lovelydestruction

      There was a squawk but then they realized she was 7.

  • grmpy

    I will note that I think it’s cute* that in Foxland the horrified reaction to religious republican pedophiles is actually worse than the pedophilia. “Oh my God they’re talking about how Josh finger fucked his sister!! Have they no shame?”
    *Assholish and politically convienent.

  • Blank Ron

    This is what happens when you let the clutch out on your mouth while your brain is still turned off.

  • Mavenmaven

    The one thing Palin does know how to do well is go after police officers doing their job for her own political purposes.

    • JAWs

      Um, have you NOT been paying attention? An officer’s “job” is to beat up on black kids for “looking suspicious.” Releasing legally-obtained documents just distracts them from their REAL goal!

    • bobbert

      Troopergate libelz!

  • dagobarbz

    A generous chunk of tress from her hairdresser, and we could find out what drugs she’s been on since her hair grew from her scalp. I think hair collection on these people should become a thing. Get the sample. Submit it somewhere for testing. Put it up on IS YOUR CONGRESSCRITTER A DOPER? website that we don’t have yet.

  • BehaveYrself

    So much crazy-face…Ma Duggar at about 0:18 has got Sarah’s quirky smirk BEAT! Didn’t think it was possible.

  • JAWs

    Yeah, Sarah dear, you might want to try washing the lettuce of that word salad you’re offering.

  • lovelydestruction

    Word salad is a helluva thing.

  • Guest

    TLC should offer Sarah and Josh their own show, “Dumb and Duggar.” “Two persecuted Christians stage tent revivals all across rill America, spreading the gospel, endorsin’ rill candidates, shooting moose, meth and mice.”

    • BRONY KILLA

      WHAT ABOUT GETTING RID OF THE BRONIES THAT HAUNT OUR CHILDREN AND OUR BARNS???? I HAVE A SOLUTION!!!

      https://youtu.be/mY13-9Ke1ts

  • TootsStansbury

    Not this cunt again. I can’t even read that shit let alone listen to it. I am tired of fundy morons trying to cover for these waste of resources Dugger idiots. They’re all horrible.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Barstool is being groomed to inherit the shrieking harpy mantle from her mother when the inevitable meth coma sets in. I’d almost feel sorry for her, but she seems to take to the task with gusto.

  • TxSpinyLizrd

    Palin, Hannity, and the Duggars in the same clip? That’s just nasty.

  • Beowoof14

    I can’t watch the clip but I do thing that Fox being mixed in with child molesters such as the Catholics is not really surprising.

  • Vienna Woods

    Her head looks too big for her body.

    • BackDoorMan

      … and yet still too small to hold a brain.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Remember how much fun we had with Sarah during the 2008 campaign with the things that came out of her mouth? It sounded like fuckin’ Shakespeare compared to this.

    Wow. Just wow.

    • Shezanid D. Ott

      She’s down to just a couple ghostwriters these days. PAC be low on dough, yah. Or maybe she, who would hold um those who. And then her would start ringing those bells and firing those guns and. It’s all about jobs, Charlie.

  • Blackest Noobs

    i thought it was a given that Sister Sarah is on drugs…like honestly, who draws a blank when asked what newspapers do you read…only an addict would think,” what in the fuck you asking abouting reading..i ain’t needing no fucking reading…momma bear needs her crack damnit…reading what the fuck…” and then say nothing.

    but maybe she’s on drugs now cuz unfortunately the real truth, the real answer is she reads no newspaper, she is not informed, she doesn’t care about facts, okay, i take that back, she probably always has been and always will be on drugs.

    Reagan was basically the anti-christ ( six letters in 1st, middle, and last name, was shot point blank and lived, got kicked in the head by a horse and lived.forever black hair..do i go on…) but that dude would be helluva lots better than Palin, a million gazillion times….at least he wasnt such an overt asshole.

  • mrpuma2u

    How many right wing pervs and molesters are you going to defend, quitter Sarah? All of ’em, Katie!

    • Guest

      ‘All of ’em, all of ’em put in front of me…’

  • Cuberly

    Word salad or vomit artiste! Hey Lady Gaga had one, maybe Mooselini can lend her talents to the word vomitoric arts.

    http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/news/g/gaga_gifs_031414/gaga1.gif

  • jkarov

    Palin’s outright lunacy, facial tics, frantic hand waving, and manic word salad, all point to what a sociopathic drug addicted IDIOT she has become.

    She looks a LOT like Charles Manson now, and her mannerisms remind me of a cult leader.

    In 2008 she was stupid, uneducated, illiterate, and way out of her depth. She’s since degenerated into nothing more than a Christo-fascist bomb thrower with the intellect of a flea, and the hatred of a thousand ravenous dragons festering away in her coal black heart.

    • KenRob

      She really didn’t degenerate, she’s always been the way you described her, which by-the-way was awesome & so true.

  • Vienna Woods

    Ok, I watched the video. And the funniest bit was the look on the face of the non-crying Duggar when the crying Duggar did the most fake crying I have ever seen.

    • KenRob

      With completely dry eyes. Oh my.

      • BackDoorMan

        … I noticed she rubbed them a few times, I guess she forgot about The Glenn Beck Vick’s Trick.

        • KenRob

          Yes, I thought the same thing. Great minds. =)

  • Incoming Ham

    When is Google Translate going to add a choice for Palinian Wordsalad?

    • BackDoorMan

      … I imagine if they did, and you clicked on it, the result would always be: “This cannot be translated into English or any other language in the database. We tried, we really tried. It can’t be done.”

  • 3FingerPete

    Predatation
    – Sarah Palin,
    B.A. Communications
    University of Idaho

    Be proud, Vandals.

  • sillyclucker

    OT sort of…Sorry if someone has already mentioned this but just read, via Daily Mail, that Curious Josh is moving back to Arkansas. Running back to Mommy and Daddy.

    • Guest

      Oh, yes, circling the wagons around the family compound. Keeping the house of horrors locked up tight, in order to get all the stories straight. Wonder if Josh’s ‘mild’ wife Anna, knew anything about this prior to side-hug courtship and then full-on non-stop fu@king?

      • Katie Doyle

        The story goes that he and Jimbob met with her parents and ‘splained his little transgression before the wedding. I guess they all decided that Jesus forgive and the statute of limitations were up, so what could go wrong. I ask you, what could possibly……?

      • sillyclucker

        She says she and her parents both knew but she married (forced? ) him anyway.

  • Antimassacree

    Sarah Palin, Pronoun Slayer

    • smr06va

      Actually, I think the “he or her” is meant to be an insult to the female police chief, who is gay.

      Some of the word salad has pointed meaning.

      • Antimassacree

        I was still reeling from her breathtaking “when it comes to covering she”. She might not be on drugs, but she is defintely [sic].

        • smr06va

          Sarah allegedly has an eating disorder and drug use is often part of that syndrome to maintain being thin……………………

      • BackDoorMan

        … it does if you parsley it correctly.

  • cessnadriver

    Little known is the Talibunny’s outburst against Stephen Hawking.

  • Angry_Cop

    meth is bad, k?

  • ThePuckStopsHere

    Maybe she’s just a dick. Could happen.

  • Alex Grey

    Explains it all…

    • Odd Jørgensen

      Yelling into the echochamber meme?

  • Alex Grey

  • BRONY KILLA

    “Dear MASTER:

    I have a problem. Lately my vagina is missing the presense of a super large penis between its walls. Where and how can I find this magical horn? I don’t think any of my compatriots know where to find such a thing, at least without it beating
    me up and robbing me of money afterwords when I am drunk. Help me!!!!
    -Oinkette”

    ANSWER: JUST COME TO THE MASTER, HE HAS MORE DICK THAN ANY AVERAGE JANE COULD HANDLE. IT’S NICE AND BIG AND BROWN FOR YOUR COMFORT.

    https://youtu.be/7g63E0mRhsw

  • Haribo Lector

    “The release of these confidential records is, it’s tragic. It’s illegal, it’s unethical.”

    It’s none of those things. Including ‘confidential’. Public records are…public.

  • geraldshields

    That clip was totally weird. My condolences to the folks who have to listen to that nonsense. However, Palin only mispronounced the word “Predation, which means ‘The preying of one animal on others’.

  • Me not sure

    I saw the term “Sarah Palin’s brain” used, please explain what that means.

  • Snopes Shop

    I’m a ittle surprised by all the vitriol directed towards Lena Dunham….I’d hate to think it was because she isn’t a beanpole, or because you just don’t like her TV show….

  • Donni Slater

    I seriously get a headache every time I watch her speak and I try to decipher what she says. The very minute she opened her mouth for the first time I knew I could never vote for her.

  • mtn_philosoph

    The crime wasn’t what Josh Duggar did; the crime was that anyone found out about it.

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