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Which one is the grossest? Yes!

Terrible people Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin have finally speaked some words, on the internet, about their fellow reality TV fame whores, the Duggars, and you will never guess what they have to say about Josh diddling his kid sisters. Did you guess the Palins are of having disgust, because of how they also too love The Children and ewwww, gross, the Duggars are some SICK MOTHERBASTARDS who covered up their son molesting their daughters and then shoved cameras in their The Children’s faces, for money? And they are even SICKER MOTHERBASTARDS for defending themselves to, we are guessing, rehabilitate themselves to seal that deal for a spinoff reality TV show, for more money? HAHAHAHA, who is of being A Idiot NOW, huh? You is!

Radical liberals in media who have total control over public narratives are disgusting hypocrites, so says my daughter. Go get ’em, Bristol! Read her post! […] I’m glad someone’s got the guts to call out these perverts.

Which perverts? The Duggars? Is the half-term quitter lipsticked pitbull actually calling the Duggars perverts? Because we might give her half a star for that! Let’s go read Bristol Palin’s “blog,” to find out and to see how she makes her grizzly mama proud (besides getting drunk and punching all the people, which is the other way she makes her mama proud):

I can’t believe how crazy the media is going over the Duggar family compared to the big fat yawn they gave Lena Dunham when she wrote in her book that she sexually experimented with her sister. […]

The double standards make me sick. Josh Duggar touched a sleeping girls breast – a terrible thing to go. But now their ENTIRE family is punished and their hit show is canceled? He’s labeled as a pedophile? His family is crucified!

Wow, those are some good brawlin’ words Bristol “wrote,” about how disgusting the media is, for being disgusted by a conservative but not a liberal, gross! Now tell us more stuffs, Sarah, about that please!

The intolerant left’s destructive personal intrusions and narrow-mindedness applied to their chosen targets are bad enough, but their double standards are beyond the pale.

I’m not defending the Duggar boy’s obvious wrongdoing over a decade ago. The main victim in any story like this isn’t the perpetrator, it’s the innocent ones so harmfully affected. I’m not an apologist for any sexual predator, but I’m sickened that the media gives their chosen ones a pass for any behavior as long as they share their leftwing politics. Case in point, they suggest Lena Dunham’s sexual assault on her sibling is cute, and she’s rewarded for it with fame and fortune. Meanwhile, they crucify another, along with an entire family.

Then the ghostwriter who types out Sarah Palin “thoughts” says the Duggar debate should really be about the terrible media, what is terrible! Why are you being so terrible to the Duggars, liberal media, but not Lena Dunham, or — glug glug glug drink! — Bill Clinton?!?!

Remember reports of the pedophile billionaire our former democrat president has been friends with and hung out with on the pedophile’s “orgy island” full of underage girls?

Blah blah blah the press! And more words! And while Sarah Palin is NOT defending Josh Duggar perverting all over his kid sisters, in their beds:

To the media’s targets I encourage, “Rise above by never claiming ‘victim’, tell the truth, and keep the faith!”

That is some terrific advice for the targets of the media that Sarah Palin is definitely NOT defending except for how she kind of is? We sure wish we could pretend, for your entertainment, that we were shocked! and appalled! that the Palins are, like that dirtbag pervert Mike Huckabee, grossed out by everyone who is NOT the Duggars, but they are The Palins and they are The Terrible, so of course we are not surprised in the slightest, and neither are you.

[Sarah Palin Facebook via Joe My God / Bristol’s “blog”]

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  • Bitter Scribe

    It sure is good that Bristol called off her wedding so that she could have the time to give us her thoughts about this.

    (Looks like Afghanistan isn’t the only place where that kid Dakota dodged a bullet.)

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      He’s courageous, but at the end of the day he’s not that stupid.

      • bobbert

        mmmm

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Point taken. I should have put the word “that” in italics.

  • Toomush_Infer

    “Fuck the Duggars! It’s about us….We’re the Palins for chrissake!….”

    • MOG253

      That, at least, would have been honest. Wait, what am I saying/???

  • MsAnthropesMr

    1/2 star gets Palin to, well, let’s calculate… About negative 14000.5 stars.

  • Come here a minute

    That’s a lovely picture of Mama and Daughter Palin with Josh Duggar. Where are his hands?

    • Mark Lee McDonald

      I’m sure they’re somewhere safe and appropriate. Both Palins are way out of Josh’s age range.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        “I wouldn’t know how to diddle someone older than 15”

      • whatwhomever

        But Bristol is probably carrying a fetus Josh could molest.

    • jmk

      I remember seeing this picture before… one of them is on Mama Grizzly’s right bewb.

      Not sure which of them made that happen, though.

  • trueblue

    per usual, Bristol doesn’t understand that gay Americans are worthy of the same rights and benefits that she is.

  • I’m not an apologist for any sexual predator, but

    STOP RIGHT THERE

    • arglebargle

      sexual predator butt?

    • pearlsarefuzzy

      When you say the word “but”, it’s like saying “forget the beginning of this whole sentence because it’s a lie”.

      • Lady Bug

        It’s right up there with “Some of my best friends are…”

        • riledupone

          “I’m not a racist but…”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “With all due respect, your honor…”

      • Spotts1701

        “Why is it that whenever someone says ‘with all due respect’, they really mean ‘kiss my ass’?”

        • bobbert

          “due” is a really useful word

    • HolidayinCambodia

      “I love her dearly, but … [insert hatchet job].

    • Relativicus

      Everything after the “but” stinks.

  • SK

    I have a dream. That Mrs. Josh Duggar comes to her senses and splits like God want her to. And gets custody of their kids.

    Then, Bristol Palin, taking a break from her abstinence lectures falls in love with the love of her life, again, and this time it’s Josh Duggar.

    No, a nightmare. Because as much as I’d love to see that well-deserved union occur, Tripp does not deserve the monstrous pedophile as a step-dad.

    • jmk

      He’s a boy. Thus, safe.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        As far as we know. Right now. Who knows what tomorrow may bring? These people seem to be in the business of topping themselves.

        • H0mer0

          “The ARISTOCRATS!!”

          (crickets chirping in the background, a flea farts….)

        • jmk

          This is sadly true.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Why not have a second dream in which Mrs.Duggar splits, takes the kids and then falls in love with Bristol and they ride off into the sunset. Now that would be a dream worth having, except for ignoring that both of these people would have to live with Bristol (including herself) and both would have Sarah as a mother bear-in-law. Oh, well, nothing is perfect.

      • mtn_philosoph

        If giving birth 19 times hasn’t caused Michelle Duggar to split, nothing will.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    The intolerant left’s destructive personal intrusions and narrow-mindedness applied to their chosen targets are bad enough, but their double standards are beyond the pale.

    It’s always projection with these sick people. Always.

    • jmk

      “Personal intrusions”???? That’s some fucking crust on her, considering the way this horrid family has pushed themselves in front of cameras non-stop over the last however-many years.

      Make that BOTH horrid families.

    • sundaytrucker

      True. We only seem to be upset about real problems and never worry about made up problems like IRS-gate, Whitewater-gate, Benghazi,….etc. Apparently all that acid we took back in our college days was enough surrealistic delusions for one lifetime. Shame on us.

  • Drugs. Check. Drunk driving. Check. Drunken brawling. Check. Unwed motherhood. Check. Kiddie diddling. Check. Hypocrisy. Check. Republican Family Values. Check.

    • Vecciojohn

      Check please!

      • nmmagyar

        You asked…

      • Gleem-McShinez

        No way, I’m not paying for his bill!

        5 small orders of pie, no forks
        (because he uses his hands)

        /please accept my vomitpology

  • SprayedMilkOutMyNose

    Sarah Palin: Listen! to me! as me and my spawn spew more really fucking stupid bullshit from our cakeholes!…again!

    Me: zzzzzzz…Wha!…wazzits?…erm…zzzzzzz

  • Skwerl King

    I don’t speak drunk and I don’t speak Palin and I cannot tell the difference between the two.

    • Vecciojohn

      I have been almost drunk enough to understand Palin several times, but I always black out first.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Practice more.

      • data_ninja

        It seems like the Rosetta Stone equivalent would be finding the translations written in sharpie marker on a package of wine coolers.

        • Whale Chowder

          Look on Sarah’s palms. Next to the stigmata.

    • Zippy

      drunks make more sense

      • HogeyeGrex

        and are less corrosive to society.

        • H0mer0

          and we sometimes have a conscience and a soul!…..(hic)

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          and are sometimes sober

          • HogeyeGrex

            “But I, madam, will be sober in the morning.”

          • mtn_philosoph

            “… Whilst you, young lady, and your mother will still be idiots.”

    • mtn_philosoph

      Drunk speech sounds an awful lot like French speech. So pardon my French…

  • onedrewthree

    Lena was 7. Josh was 14. Clinton has nothing to do with the situation. How are these adults making these arguments?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      There’s your problem. Sarah has never been an adult.

    • Adults? Where??

    • pearlsarefuzzy

      Lena also does not go on her show to promote old-fashioned Christian values. The Duggars do, then complain when their dirty secrets come out.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Please not to point out the obvious to the twits. It frightens and confuses them.

    • HogeyeGrex

      Not to mention the differences in the actions themselves and their motivations. I don’t know that I’d call what Dunham did molestation by any stretch. Bristol saying that “she wrote in her book that she sexually experimented with her sister.” is disingenuous at best. Big surprise. And let’s not forget that Josh’s behavior wasn’t exactly a one-off.

      None of that really matters though, as nothing anybody else has ever done can justify the actions of the Duggar boy, or make them any less reprehensible. You might as well say “Hell, Hitler killed 6 million Jews, so Josh isn’t so bad at all. Right?” Not as bad as Hitler is certainly a fine category to be in, but should hardly be the pinnacle of one’s aspirations.

      Projection. Deflection. Assumed victimhood. The hallmarks of the Party of Personal Responsibility.

      • HogeyeGrex

        Also, too: at 14, the kid still wasn’t fully developed, and as such among the most awful parts of the whole thing is the parents not getting their child the proper help he needed.

        Fuckers, all around, and those defending/deflecting are enablers of the worst sort.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        It’s almost as if they’d studied Schopenauer. Remarkable, really, that it just comes naturally to them.

        • mtn_philosoph

          “We’ve never had a schopenhauer in our house; all our dogs are huskies.”

    • malsperanza

      Alsotoo, I recall a fair amount of sharp criticism of her at the time. But maybe I just made that up. As one does.

  • Ruhe

    Despite the nerdy glasses Sarah ultimately lacks subtlety.

    • Toomush_Infer

      unlike you….

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    In the gene puddle these MENSA geniuses swim in, only camo and flag clothing allowed.

    • SK

      Easy for you to say, given that you bear responsibility for peeing into it.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Not to mention, that has got to be among the worst incidents of flag desecration I have ever seen.

  • Viva La Tabula Raza

    Quelle surprise.

  • VandeGraf

    Word is that there are a couple dozen convicted pedophiles in the pokey who are demanding that their sentences be reviewed and who are calling the Palins as character witnesses!

  • MrBlobfish

    Palins, meet the Palins
    They’re the modern stone age family

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Let’s ride to the party down the street,
      Punchin’ every sumbitch that we meet

      • arglebargle

        yaba daba douche

    • riledupone

      Stoned age family?

  • Tallmutha

    Wait, the Duggar family were tied or nailed to large cruciform structures and left to hang until dead and I missed it?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The lions refused to get near the tainted meat, so something had to be done…

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        He touched the lion in an inappropriate way and now it won’t come out of its cage.

        • arglebargle

          There’s a pussy joke in here somewhere, but I ain’t going there.

    • Zippy

      I wish…

    • tihond

      Jesus: I would much prefer this 2k15 crucifixion

    • RoyalUglyDude

      “Crucifixion? Out the door, one cross each, line on the left.”

  • MOG253

    Just when you thought this might go away. Notice she waited until the noise was dying down, wanted to ensure that her comment received the attention it deserved. ugh.

  • elpinche

    Ah , she’s breaking out the RW punching bag Lena Dunham. I don’t recall Lena ever jerking off atop a sleeping five year old or finger fucking prepubescent girls as a 15 yr old. But then again, it’s like reasoning with a bowl of elbow spaghetti.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Elbow spaghetti libelz!

      • arglebargle

        elbow spaghetti monster libelz, fer shur

  • JohnR

    It was only a matter of time before the Palins had their say. It’s too bad Josh and Bristol didn’t meet years ago she could have turned him into a real man and saved him from all that molesting and crucifying, amen.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Nice pic…Josh the middle portion of a turd sandwich.

  • Me not sure

    Can none of these drooling, mouth breathing, knuckle draggers just say” Boy, was that ever a terrible thing to do!” and then just STFU? The “But what about” is strong in these assholes.

    • jw

      You would think. Up til last week, I didn’t even know there were people who would defend the indefensible. I always thought pretty much everyone, even the worst of the worst criminals, agreed that child molesters were the lowest of the low. But not some of the folks I’ve come across. I stand corrected.

      • Me not sure

        Even hardened criminals in the big house despise this type of behavior. Go figure.

      • JAWs

        The problem is that through their (ugh!) “brand”, the Duggar’s have become the ” face ” for a certain odious subset of Christianity which the implicates the whole faction, hence the hyper defensive posture of fans braying the same tired talking points that have already been taken out back and shot.

        The way that the reality show has structurred the Duggar’s as a cult (both “religious-like” and “of personality” varieties) doesn’t help either.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      They could even just go to straight to STFU!

      • Me not sure

        They say brevity is the soul of wit. Proven!

  • Vecciojohn

    I think Sarah feels like Pappy O’Daniel. “Moral fiber! Why you pasty-faced sumbitch, I invented moral fiber!” http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-wjwi4YY47h7m4/o_brother_where_art_thou_2000_soggy_bottom_boys_preformance_part_2/

  • ArgieBargie

    Where is Jack Stuef to comment on the Palins when you need him?

  • JohnR

    Saint Sarah had to wait until all the details were on TV because she’s too busy reading everything else and FNC had not really covered this until the “Crucifiction of the Duggars Family Special” on Wednesday. I for one am happy to have a little crucifying, getting a little tired of all the throat cramming of late.

    • MrBlobfish

      Passion of the Josh

      • H0mer0

        Crucifixion? Out the door, lie on the left, one cross each.

        You Lucky Bastards!

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    No surprise that what irks Mama Methbilly the most is that Josh’s grift ticket got cancelled.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The Grifiters’ Guild has some rules, you know, aside from not talking about the Grifters’ Guild.

    • tihond

      He’ll punch a new one soon enough. it’s the way of the grifter.

    • mailman27

      But it was a HIT SHOW11!!1!!!!!

      • Blank Ron

        Ned Grossberg of Network 23 would sympathise.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      That’s the ultimate in “cruel and unusual punishment” in the grift industry.

  • Anarchy Pony

    People that model themselves as the perfect family and vocally crusade against sexual deviance have son that commits sexually deviant acts and cover it up and or downplay it, and pointing out the rank hypocrisy of that is somehow vicious and terrible?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Yes, according to spokesperson for saving yourself until marriage Bristol Palin.

    • tihond

      You’ve got to understand… Bill Clinton existed.

  • JohnR

    From that picture above there is no telling where Josh’s hands are.

    • MrBlobfish

      He’s pulling the string to make their lips move

    • Gleem-McShinez

      I heard, from his parents interview, it is ok to duggadiddle someone if they aren’t even aware that it is happening.

      Josh is safe, there probably aren’t two less-aware individuals on the planet.

      • JohnR

        Probably over the clothes anyhow, and who hasn’t done that.

  • Bill Slider

    That’s right, it’s about those criminally minded liberal media, not the Duggers at all. The Duggers are the victims. I am thankful that we have the Palins to correct our focus.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    I wonder if Sarah will invite the Duggars for a sleep over.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Bristle is single and a virgin again….

      • Jus_Wonderin

        How many lives does that Kitty have?

        • nmmagyar

          AOT, K

  • texasace00

    Duggar broke the second law of Leviticus, chapter 618, verse 1019, “Let thy sleeping breasts lie”

  • “SOMEONE ON YOUR SIDE DID IT TOO!!!!!” IS NOT AN ARGUMENT GAAAAGHG FUCK THESE AWFUL PEOPLE!!!!!!

    *ahem*

  • MrBlobfish

    And who is pushing the “orgy island” story? Why, that would be Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.

  • Incoming Ham

    How is everyone going to react if more kids Josh diddled come out of the woodwork? It’s going to be a little awkward for all of the public figure “supporting” him.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Maybe they can purge all the records and bury them in a giant landfill, like those Atari E.T. games.

    • Blank Ron

      Nah, they will as always double down, trusting that it’ll all go away eventually.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      At this point, you could prove that he dismembered and ate a toddler, and the conservatards would still be bleating about how Jeebus forgives him for his youthful ‘mistakes’.

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Oh, right! Lena Dunham, who wrote about it openly, instead of hiding it? Lena Dunham who doesn’t claim to be a Righteous Christian of the highest moral standards?

    Sure, let’s compare the two:

    One of them, you’re disgusted by.
    The other, you’re defending.

    • jmk

      Bingo. Sad, gross, bingo.

    • nmmagyar

      And, let’s not forget: Lena Dunham, who was 7

      • Zippy

        so two decades ago

        but that’s different

      • H0mer0

        I was gonna say that girl on girl action is always hotter, but if she was only 7, that was exploration, not sexual. I cannot say the same for a boy past the age of 12. He did more than just touch a sleeping girl’s breast but Bristol couldn’t bring up the diddling part to minimize.

  • No man is an orgy island.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Except Wilt Chamberlain.

      • bobbert

        He was a peninsula.

  • Wild Cat

    The Grifting Adulterous Palins. The Perverted Duggars. The Huckabee KKKlan.

    The jokes should write themselves, but somehow I’m not laughing.

    • chicken thief

      Need an assist with good comedy – call (800) TED-CRUZ for some nuggets of pure comedy gold!!!!!

      • Wild Cat

        I dunno…his balls are sorta deflated.

      • smr06va

        Ted’s current ‘laugh at the grieving father’ bits are priceless……………..

  • Belasaurius

    the gene pool here is so shallow my sneakers barely got wet

    • sundaytrucker

      I don’t think that’s a gene pool you’re stepping in.

      • Zippy

        less water than the state of California

        • sundaytrucker

          and twice the meth-fueled paranoia.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    That’s what I like about conservatives. They never ever ever say, “I’m the victim.” Or blame the media for their problems.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I blame Obama.

      • Zippy

        as do they

    • Wild Cat

      Yup. They always take the cow by the clit . . .

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Or, in Marco Rubio speak, “they never say ‘I am the victim’ but they do say ‘there is a victim here, which is me'”

      • Enfant Terrible

        Or as Franky Valli would sing,

        “A victim am I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I!!!!”

      • tihond

        Followed by a long awkward reach for a bottle of water.

      • bobbert

        We are helping to define the victim, me.

  • JoeChristmas

    Dammit liberal media. You created us Griftensteins, now let us pray prey the countryside in search of little girls with cash.

  • Reddishrabbit

    I’m tyring to figure out, is she saying that Clinton shouldn’t be attacked over the orgy island (which is fake, but facts have a nasty liberal baisis) or that people should attack both Clinton and Josh?
    Actually, why do I even try with RWNJ’s. Another round here please.

  • Wild Cat

    Sarah Palin:
    It’s my grandson!
    [slap]
    It’s my son!
    [slap!]
    It’s my grandsonson!
    [slap]
    It’s Curtis Granderson!

    Todd Palin:
    You n*****fucker!
    [slap; mutual orgasms]

    • sundaytrucker

      Forget about it Wild Cat….it’s Wasilla.

    • rocktonsam

      run away grandson,son, whatever your name is run away from mama griz!

    • smr06va

      Grifter porn!!!!!!!

  • jw

    Wait, let me guess – this there a link where you can make a donation to SarahPAC?

    Cross posting this:

    If you’re as disgusted as I am with this whole bunch, please do something proactive and positive and let TLC know!

    TLC has pulled this shitfest from the schedule, but still has not cancelled it. I also hear they may be considering a new show with some of the girls.

    Please let TLC know what you think of them having a child molester and his enabling parents as their “stars”. If I never see a Duggar on TV again (except maybe in a mugshot), it will be too soon.

    Here’s the corporate info for Discovery Communications –

    DCI World HeadquartersOne
    Discovery Place
    Silver Spring, MD 20910

    Tel: 240.662.2000

    Key people Robert Miron (Chairman)
    David M. Zaslav (President and CEO) – david_zaslav@discovery.com

    and this is their viewer relations form which can be filed out online
    http://corporate.discovery.com

    Discovery Communications have an “ethics hotline”.
    http://corporate.discovery.com

    NO MORE DUGGARS!

    • Wild Cat

      The only way to get no more Duggars is to put a giant boulder in Mrs. Duggar’s naughty bits.

      • jw

        I’m ok with that.

      • Zippy

        A Sisyphean task

      • bullet2

        At this point probably like throwing a boulder down a hallway.

  • “Did somebody say ‘Orgy Island’?!?”

    • Belasaurius

      with Ginger the movie star?!

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Mary Ann ftw!

    • Gleem-McShinez

      Smiles everyone, smiles!

    • bobbert

      I’ve been meaning to ask this. Those people in the background: are they all Duggars? If not, where was he permitted to be? Church? That’s a pretty sloppy beer pong set up.

  • Sam Hain

    Imagine what would’ve happened if this occurred in let’s say the Obama family…are we full of Jeebus forgiveness then?

    • MrBlobfish

      That would be loud scoffing sounds you are hearing.

  • MrBlobfish

    I got talked into a timeshare on Orgy Island. I can’t resist a free breakfast.

    • Belasaurius

      is it this one? It’s the Enquirer! How can they be WRONG?

      • MrBlobfish

        No. Mine is in Galveston Bay. I did have a nice chat with JonBenet Ramsey, though.

        • Zippy

          speaking of dysfunctional families…

      • Zippy

        Which magazines do you read in the checkout line?

        AOT,K

  • Slinger

    Apparently the Palins feel ignored & need to feel relevant again.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Which is pretty much how they’ve felt since November of 2008.

    • guppy06

      Looks like someone’s sexual kinks escalated quickly…

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Where is this orgy island and can I use my points for booking a room?

    • sundaytrucker

      Given the source of the story, I’d say it’s somewhere between Atlantis and Galt’s Gulch.

    • Zippy

      right near fantasy island, about a mile from the bikini atoll

  • Spotts1701

    The double standards make me sick. Josh Duggar touched a sleeping girls breast – a terrible thing to go. But now their ENTIRE family is punished and their hit show is canceled? He’s labeled as a pedophile? His family is crucified!

    Yes, because they knew about it and did nothing! Why is this such a hard concept to grasp for some people?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Because Jesus.

    • chicken thief

      Also too, what parent keeps their daughter’s breast in their underpants? I think Miss Sarah may have glossed over Josh’s transgressions just a hair.

    • MrBlobfish

      Your own TV show is an American birthright!

      • tihond

        We all have the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of residuals.

    • jmk

      The relentless minimizing just blows my mind.

      Hey, Bristle, cupcake…it’s not that your buddy Josh “touched a sleeping girls breast.” It was more than that, more times than that, and more than one girl.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      “touched a sleeping girls breast”

      NOW we know how Bristol ended up pregnant. She obviously doesn’t know which naughtyparts are which.

      “Just don’t tittyfuck me Levi! That is how babby formed!!”

      • Spotts1701

        I guess motorboating is out too?

        • bobbert

          On a pontoon…

      • Toomush_Infer

        I’m not sure five year olds have breasts….

    • Blank Ron

      Because her entire world-view depends on her being totally unable to grasp it.

  • Local Mojo

    If America is divided into child-molester apologists and those wracked by anger and disgust, consider me among the wracked.

  • Ergoetal

    It’s all in the Bible. Remember the part about Bill and Eve? That’s wha’ started it all.

  • chicken thief

    Caribou Barbie is just mailing this shit in now – too fucking lazy to write her own outrage, she just wordgarbles a shout out to Brizdull’s wordgarble.

    • Spotts1701

      Which plagiarizes Mike Huckabee’s argle-bargle on the subject.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      She does relentlessly pimp Bristle, yeah?

      • gallbladder

        …and god, and the military, and the Constitution, etc., etc.

  • Slinger

    Talk about hanging out w/ perverts…

    Willow to Sarah : “Mom, mom, Uncle Ted was groping my butt again !”

    • chicken thief

      Is that thing in the white shirt over Ted’s right shoulder a person or a cut out?

      And also too, for the caption: Mommy, mommy, I think Uncle Ted shit his pants. Again.

    • tihond

      She’s too old for uncle Ted.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    “I was the vice presidential nominee and all it got was this lousy flag-shirt”.

    • sundaytrucker

      …and a new set of cans.

      • chicken thief

        Thanks, RNC!

        ~ Tawd

    • OneYieldRegular

      *sigh* To think of the dignity she would have brought to the White House.

  • docterry6973

    I love the right. Even their monsters are really victims.

    • bluicebank

      It’s a membership requirement. But their standards are low. Even being a victim in a past life gets you in.

  • chicken thief

    Ah, FUCK! Missives from the Palin clan can mean only one thing – Bobby Jindal is soon to realize no one is paying attention to him and will have to get his $.02 worth in, however he can.

    • Mintie

      Ah, yes, everyone’s favorite game of “Who’s Slower On The Uptake?”

  • YayConspiracy

    Yes, why are libruls so hard on a selfrighteous, holier-than-thou family who tried to conceal that their son molested not one, not two, not three, but four of his sisters and a baby-sitter to boot, for several years? Poor us.

  • OneYieldRegular

    “Their hit show is canceled?”

    I’ll just leave that line for St. Peter to deal with.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      “Their shit show, also too”

      –St. Pete

  • FlownOver

    Someone touched her Bristols. Just saying.

    • jmk

      Do you think Sarah knew that Bristols is rhyming backslang for bewbies?

      • Blank Ron

        It’s Sarah. Why think she knows anything at all?

        • jmk

          Pfft… what was I thinking?

  • Zippy

    Count me in as part of the intolerant left- because I’m sure as hell never going to tolerate child molesters

  • chicken thief

    Well, duh. It just hit me – Brizdull is fucking that sumbitch Josh. Her rant makes total sense now!

    • They’re getting married soon, shirley?
      ~

      • Zippy

        They’ve got nine eight months to figure that out

      • Toomush_Infer

        Don’t call me Shirley…

  • Mavenmaven

    Surprised she didn’t just invoke the old wine cooler excuse for Duggar.

  • Ryan Denniston

    Well. THANK GOODNESS these two lent their voices to the conversation.

    • gallbladder

      I’m still waiting for Kim Kardashian to weigh-in.

  • This is probably wrong for my brain, but I think Bristol’s kind of hot. Unfortunately, I bet she even says stupid shit during sex.

  • tegrat

    So is this the “both sides do it” argument, or???

    • gallbladder

      More like the “living vibrantly” aspect of it I presume.

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Weird, didn’t Jim Bob and Myuterus Duggar just say in their Megyn Kelly Rehab/Blameshift Interview that they talked to other parents that “had similar things happen in their families.”

    Were the Duggars talking to Lena Dunham’s parents?

    NO AND THAT IS DIFFERENT BECAUSE PALIN-WORDSALAD

  • You know, if I was a billionaire, I would make sure to stock my orgy island with girls (and dudes, I mean this is an orgy we’re talking about!) who were of legal age. So, uhhh… How does one become a billionaire with an orgy island?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      First, become a billionaire.

      Then, buy an island. Be sure to have some billions left.

      • bobbert

        Dammit. I knew I fucked up that first part.

      • Dammit, why am I not a billionaire?

  • WagMoreBarkLess

    “Rise above by never claiming victim!” says Sarah Palin. That’s right up there with her advice to “Never be a quitter!”

    • bluicebank

      “Crucified.”

      Embrace the victimhood.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Wallow in it.

        • jmk

          And whine about how tough it is to get that third nail in.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            $arah: The third nail of American politics.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Wallow’s one of the kids from one of those families, right?

      • Wonkaholic

        And always, always complain incessantly about the view from up there on the cross.

        • TootsStansbury

          But she can see Russia even better from up there!

  • Bear OmNomNom

    Plz no call Sarah Palin “grizzly” anymore. SERIOUS BEAR LIBELZ. She doesn’t have cubs; she has spawn.

    • Querolous

      Todd McFarlane libel!!!!

    • guppy06

      Personally, given this particular title, I was wondering of Sarah had a tongue as long as a bear’s.

  • JoeChristmas

    When will the media just leave us and the Duggars alone??!?

    If only.

    • tihond

      Palin: When will the media… Wait, are you rolling yet, I don’t want to have to say this five times, and make sure that key light is aimed correctly… leave us and the Duggars… Now get a close up on me as tears well in my eyes.. alone? That’s a wrap, I’ll see you all for Sunday’s taping.

  • Gleem-McShinez

    “Let’s Get This Straight, Liberals – What Kinds of Molestation are Acceptable? – Straight Incestuous Molestation is Acceptable”

    Fixed it for you, Bristol, person trying to do damage control.

    • gallbladder

      Now, if only someone would “fix” Bristol.

      • H0mer0

        is she pregnant again?

  • Paperless Tiger

    Okay, the right doesn’t have a monopoly on perverts, just perverts who want to tell everybody else how to be moral, whenever they’re not busy perverting.

    • gallbladder

      Or who see molestation as morality.

      • Wonkaholic

        Or who see nonmolestation as immorality just because one chooses to love someone of whom they don’t approve.

  • ryp

    Let’s not forget that the real victims here are the Palin family.

    • Guest

      Yes because the Palins aren’t getting as much press as the Duggars. Dang! Ain’t there a birthday party the Palins can crash in a white stretch Hummer and proceed to brawl and pee on themselves somewhere?

  • TundraGrifter

    I don’t want to know what is on Bristol’s nose in that photo.

    • Guest

      I think that is actually her sister, Willdoo.

  • Gleem-McShinez

    “Rise above by never claiming ‘victim’, tell the truth, and keep the faith!”

    Except if you do it in your own book, like Lena Dunham did, then it is bad. Obviously you should hide it away until a FOIA request brings it out, then hose down the Libral Media with spittle because they didn’t freak out about all the not-hidden-truth.

    One of these false equivalencies is not like the other.

  • geoherb1

    Mama Palin needs to stop literally wrapping herself in the flag. It’s a repulsive habit to those who would honor the flag. Using it as fabric for clothes as expressively prohibited by the Flag Code.

  • Guest

    Sarah, why don’t you let your budding teen, Piper Indy Grace (Pig) stay awhile with Josh Duggar? Then when he’s tired of her, send her over to gosh darn wonderful old uncle Phil Robertson. He’s a good friend of yours and he says that men should marry girls when their 13 or 14 cause you know, that’s when young girls are teachable. Then, have little Piper go and spend some time with your comrade in arms, Ted Nugent! He loves him some young stuff. Maybe Piper can do Ted’s laundry, he has a tendency to well, ‘have accidents.’ You’ve got swell staunch conservative friends, Sarah!

  • HolidayinCambodia

    Doesn’t making clothing out of a flag violate the U.S. Flag Code or something like that? It’s not enforceable with criminal penalties, but, still, shouldn’t she, of all people, know that?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The vile woman knows nothing.

      Nothing!

      • janecita

        You know nothing Sarah, Meth Barbie, from the Snow.
        Sorry, I couldn’t resist

    • Relativicus

      Actually, the Flag Code does, but the Supreme Court held that wearing representations of the flag is covered under the First Amendment. I just think it’s funny that, were this 1969, Sister Sarah would spit on some hippie for wearing that.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      “…shouldn’t she, of all people, know that?”

      Oh, HC. Do you hear what you just said? About Sarah?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Certainly warrants a visit by the Fashion Police, if nothing else.

    • Karen Marie

      Shit, don’t you remember the photo of her with a flag thrown over a chair, partially on the floor? She wouldn’t know “respect for the flag” if it bit her on the ass.

  • Pleiotropic

    What libruls do is perversion. What Josh did was a FreedomHug.

  • chascates

    This horrible persecution of a tiny minority of America must stop! We need to get the Palins, the Duggars, and the Duck dicks together and just ship them off to Diego Garcia. That’s where they’re keeping Elvis.

    • Zippy

      What did Elvis do to deserve them?

      • Tallmutha

        Elvis will eat them.

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        Peanut butter banana sandwiches. For this there can be no mercy.

        • Zippy

          Kind of a harsh sentence though

        • KenRob

          Yes, everyone knows that peanut butter & tomato sammiches are the only way to go.

          • Karen Marie

            No, no – peanut butter and bacon sammiches are where it’s at.

          • KenRob

            Mmmmmm. I’m adding bacon to my peanut butter & tomato sammiches, Don’t know how I have been so remiss. =)

        • Villago Delenda Est

          FRIED peanut butter banana sandwiches.

        • Blank Ron

          Scuse me, but without peanut butter and banana sandwiches I’d’ve had no nutrition at school at ALL.

        • Zyxomma

          FRIED peanut butter banana sandwiches, fried in BACON grease. On white bread, of course. White trash cuisine.

  • Noxious1

    “Rise above by never claiming ‘victim’…” – Perpetual Victim Palin

    “Irony? What’s that?”

  • Electric Ukelele Land

    This posting has Palins talking about Duggars… thats pretty good for maximizing squick and irrelevance, but I feel like we’re missing the opportunity for some sort of trifecta.

    • Tallmutha

      Maybe Denny Hastert has some thoughts to add.

    • Toomush_Infer

      Some sort of huckleberry friend?….

      • Morrigan In Oregon

        There are your good friends: people who love you. And then there are your huckleberry friends: people who’ve known you for years and have stuck by you and love you no matter what.

        • Toomush_Infer

          Um, maybe not the huckleberry I had in mind?…

        • Jen_Baker_VA

          But didn’t huckles totally run out on Tom and let him take the fall for that whole not really dead thing until he was caught too?
          Hrm. I prefer the good kinds

        • Helena Handbag

          I thought more like a dingleberry friend, stuck ON you rather.

  • TootsStansbury

    Not this cunt again. Oh, and fuck you, Walnuts.

  • Relativicus

    Must be Sweeps Week.

    • Internet Astronaut

      Sweeps?
      She’s not on any channel but a made up one!

  • Hemp Dogbane

    Josh is smiling at his hand placement on the Stars ‘n Bars.

  • malsperanza

    Let’s just toss the words “crucified” and/or “crusade” into all statements on every subject. Why the hell not? We’re blindly obsessed with that one persecution myth; it suits all occasions.

  • D_C_Wilson

    So, in Bristol’s world, the real victims are the Duggars, because they won’t be able to fame whore any more?

    That makes sense given how twisted up her own family is.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Coming soon to the Creation Museum theme park: BristolWorld: Where Virginity Awaits.

      • D_C_Wilson

        Ride the Re-hymenator!

        • Morrigan In Oregon

          momma allas sez: If you can’t say anything nice about it, don’t say anny thing at all.”

          • D_C_Wilson

            That pretty much defeats the whole purpose of this site.

          • riledupone

            Which is why comments aren’t allowed.

  • Gleem-McShinez

    “The double standards make me sick” says Bristol.

    She would know standards!
    I mean, being a spokesperson for abstinence while getting pregnant out of wedlock?

    That’s not a double standard, it’s the Gold Standard.

  • JAWs

    Someone wants a crossover really, really bad!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I’m sure some twit at TLC is preparing a pitch for it as I type these words.

  • grmpy

    a 7 year old looking into the vagina of her 1 year old sister is COMPLETELY the same thing as a 14 year old boy looking into his sisters’ vagina. I understand their outrage.

  • Internet Astronaut

    Pathetic and desperate for attention?
    Or
    Just really fu77ing drunk?
    Or
    Stupid?
    I’m going with the trifecta.

  • Shibusa

    Shorter version: Liberals are the real perverts.

    • Blank Ron

      Well, we do try, don’t we?

  • Gleem-McShinez

    “they suggest Lena Dunham’s sexual assault on her sibling is cute”
    CITATION NEEDED

    You know, speaking of citing things like double standards, Bristol… where’s Ben Shapiro’s article denouncing the Diddlin’ Duggar, like he did for Lena Dunham, which is probably where you cited your quotes?

    Odd, all I seem to find are tweets from Ben Shapiro defending Josh, and using Lena Dunham as some kind of explanation that Duggar is better, or something!?

    Funny, YOU aren’t condemning Josh, either. You two idiots are only punching at “The Libral Media” (whoever the fuck that is, really) for not doing something that you two idiots are not even doing.

    WTF.

  • arundel

    “YOU’RE BASTARD PEOPLE.”

    -Corky St. Clair

    • now i have to go watch that again.

  • D_C_Wilson

    Fame whores Sarah and Bristol Palin come to the defense of fame whores Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar.

    Who gives a rat’s ass?

  • don’t get me wrong: i cannot STAND lena dunham.

    however.

    bristol honey, the reason people give lena a pass and people don’t give you and your duggar ilk a pass is pretty simple.

    (let me mansplain to you. as a chick):

    lena dunham has serious talent. you don’t. if your entire career is about being famous for associations with second rate celebutards (like your over exposed mom) and you have no discernible talent and you don’t have even the moxie of a kardashian…

    you lose.

    it is the way of television. live by the tube, die by the tube.

    • grmpy

      I’m pretty sure that is completely the reason. not even a little bit.

  • bluicebank

    You know, back in the olden days, Jimmy Swaggart wept. Over having sex with a consenting adult prostitute in New Orleans. Sure the tears were fake, but goddamnit, Jimmy sincerely believed that fake remorse was the way to go.

    Jimmy wants his money back.

    In fact, I not only pine for the fjords, but for the days when smoke-and-mirrors actually involved smoke and mirrors.

    • grmpy

      Miracle Man, Got busted! Miracle Man

  • OrdinaryJoe

    “Incest is best
    When practiced with zest
    Because we all know
    It’s all relative.”

    Barstool Palin.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    Little did Sarah know she didn’t need to wear her push-up bra to meet Josh Duggar.

  • Helena Handbag

    The Duggars and their ilk hold themselves up as examples of morality and righteousness so it iis particularly egregious and GALLING when they are revealed to be FRAUDS and freaky pervs. Lena Dunham I don’t know her and I haven’t seen her show or even read much about her so tell me, those of you who know, is Lena Dunham preaching to the U.S. America about how to live our lives and raise our kids cuz I’m wondering what exactly I am missing with this comparison.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      She looked at her sister’s private parts when she was seven. So it is utterly the same thing as a teenager repeatedly fondling his five year old sister.
      See

      • Karen Marie

        Fondling your sister when she’s sleeping, or he thinks she’s asleep. What Dunham did is normal childhood behavior. What Josh did was molestation. If $arah and Brisdull don’t understand the difference, perhaps child protective services should be having a chat with them.

      • Shezanid D. Ott

        Um – didn’t ya mean to write UDDERLY the same?

  • Scott Richmond

    So, by Palin logic, when a conservative does something gross the media should find a liberal who did something gross and instead focus on them, and when a liberal does something gross, we and the media should be OUTRAGED. That’s a whole lot of derp to embrace at once.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    “I’m glad someone’s got the guts to call out these perverts.”

    Sarah may be glad, but she evidently doesn’t have the guts, since she depends on Bristol. Or it’s actually Sarah, just hiding behind Bristol’s skirts.

    We report. You Decide.

  • Rufus T. Firefly

    Is Orgy Island a real place? Asking for a friend.

  • Squirrels05

    What are we supposed to do with Lena Dunham, again?

  • Steve Zakszewski

    Every time Caribou Twunt or her dimwitted spawn Gristle open their piehole, the Baby Jeebus jerks off and kills another puppy.

  • beatbort

    “The intolerant left’s destructive personal intrusions and narrow-mindedness applied to their chosen targets are bad enough, but their double standards are beyond the pale.”
    In psychoanalysis, this is called projecting.

    • sillyclucker

      It’s true I am intolerant of child molestation.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Whenever you hear a Rethuglican utter a sentence that includes the words “…but Bill Clinton…”, you pretty much know that what follows will be verbal diarrhea.

    • TheBidenator

      “Whenever you hear a Rethuglican utter a sentence that includes words you pretty much know that what follows will be verbal diarrhea”

      FIFY

  • grmpy

    Well, since the Duggars are on TEE VEE and I’m not it would appear that they are the media and I’m not. So, they should be a little nicer to themselves and stop pushing this ugly narrative? and traumatizing their daughters? … again. Perhaps the media is Liberal seeing as how the these fuggars are the media and permitted incest. doesn’t get much more progressive than that.

  • Charles Cates

    It must be sad to want the fame and position of a reality TV star but being too lazy and incoherent to actually do the gig.

  • major_asshole

    I need some help. (Well, ok, you already knew that since I’m here, but whatev.)

    I know that there is a huge gulf of a difference between what Josh Duggar did and what Lena Dunham did, but could someone please be kind enough to explain what the hell Lena Dunham did in the first place? I’ve heard so many conflicting reports and also I’m a bit inebriated right now.

    • guppy06
      • major_asshole

        Thanks for that!

        Now I can be more appropriately outraged the next time someone tries to compare the Duggaring Duggar to Lena Dunham.

        • Nick.Trite

          Sorry, what Josh Duggar did was terrible, but what Lena Dunham did was also sexual and emotional abuse. Neither one of them deserves to continue to be famous, and to pretend that one kind of sexual abuse is “not as bad” as another kind is really disgusting. They’re both just terrible people.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            At age 7? Really?

          • I’m not sure I’d go that far – for either of them. Kids do stuff, often awful stuff, and don’t always know what it is they’re doing. I think it’s unfair to call anybody a terrible person for something they did before they were even “people” in a legally binding (read: adult) way.

            But how the Duggar parents handled the situation? How they deliberately set up a family structure that would seem to make this sort of thing inevitable and more difficult to deal with? And what Josh has since done with his life, and the kinds of proclamations he’s made regarding homosexuals, knowing what he does about his own life and experiences? *That* makes for some genuine, full grown adult terrible people behavior.

          • major_asshole

            I think there’s a bit of a difference between a seven-year-old who wants to look at her infant sister’s vagina and a teenager who wants to feel up his sisters.

            Seven-year-olds touching each other: “playing doctor.”
            Fifteen/sixteen-year-olds touching each other: sex.

            See the difference?

    • Cheryl Baer

      I don’t know who Lena Durham even is. I know the name, because Duggar defenders keep tossing it around. I have a vague idea that she’s somehow affiliated with some TV show I don’t watch.(Kinda like the Duggars, actually ). I don’t know anything else, so I’m unsure if I’m supposed to defend her or be annoyed as a liberal that liberals keep getting saddled with her. (I’m leaning toward the latter because I’m tired of hearing “but you’re OK with Lena Durham” in response to any criticism of the Duggars.) Help.

  • guppy06

    Why are you being so terrible to the Duggars, liberal media, but not… — glug glug glug drink! — Bill Clinton?!?!

    Quick, turn on the MoDo Signal!

  • guppy06

    You know, speaking of inappropriate familial relationships, I’m reminded of “Bristol, go breast-feed your brother!”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioGC40_AWhs

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Trashy twunts twit what?

  • Karen Marie

    Well, it is a day ending in “day,” so …

  • Shezanid D. Ott

    Sarah knows of the night creeps. Remember how her own dad lamented that those darn kids kept losing’ their underwear? or was that under where?

  • Shezanid D. Ott

    Okay – going for more. Gotta say that thar pichur pick from our lovely Ms. Wonkette just tickles me pink. Why it looks like her humpback just up and gobble up her neck. I do declare – sheza a no-neck monster!

    Other rand-dumb thots – do yawl suppose lil’ Prim will be callin’ Josh to babysit for her the next time she goes a-brawlin’?

  • Noun Verb

    Well well well. I tired a long time ago of listening to the Palins, they make my ears bleed.

    However it will be interesting to see how quickly these comments about ” The intolerant left’s destructive personal intrusions and narrow-mindedness” will backfire on them.

    It won’t be long before she’s back on her soap box calling out some leftie for some scandalous behavior the right dug up. She’ll backpedal faster than Michelle Duggar on her statement regarding transgendered people being molesters.

    Honestly I’m sick of full grown adults doing this right blames left and vice versa nonsense about issues that are just plain old common sense. I don’t care who the F%*$ you vote for blue, red or freaking purple. Anyone who covers up child sexual abuse, especially those who do it to further their own ambitions needs to be stopped! If the duggars had addressed this and gotten their son into treatment and followed appropriate legal action we wouldn’t be hearing about this now. Granted they wouldn’t have a reality show but they don’t deserve one anyway.

  • ButchWagstaff

    So…when will the Palin & Duggar intermarriages begin?

    • Alex Grey

  • freakishlystrong

    Here’s the thing. Listen up. “Libruls” are not insufferable, intolerant moral scolds. That, and only that, are the reason the fucking Duggars, or any pontificating conservative are held to a different standard. And only just barely.

    • Alex Grey

      Focus on the ponies, they will cleanse your mind…

  • Kitsapian

    We are told about the Duggars, “He’s labeled as a pedophile? His family is crucified!”
    Consider the environmental impact: if such a crucifixion is carried out, it will decimate the timber supply in their part of the world.

  • Pugsandcoffee

    We need to bring back the phrase “High Dudgeon,” because it’s so appropriate to describe the hysterics

    Palin routinely works herself into.

  • BMW

    A smart person would want to distance herself from the child molesters, but these are not smart people.

  • Lord-Nash

    “I can’t believe how crazy the media is going over the Duggar family
    compared to the big fat yawn they gave Lena Dunham when she wrote in her
    book that she sexually experimented with her sister. […]

    I’m about 99% sure Lena Dunham never went on TV and talked about how wholesome she was, and how Christians don’t do anything wrong, and how LGBT people are the real threat to our children, and doesn’t seem to run her mouth off about politics in general. THESE are the reasons why Joshy gets dumped on and Lena doesn’t. Oh, also that Lena was 7 and Josh was 14. Ya know, there’s also THAT. OH also, the fact that he didn’t do it once. Or to one girl, it was 5, and one of them was not even a family member. OH and the fact that Dunham volunteered the information and the Duggars had to go to the police about it. That too. But why be angry at Josh when you have a red herring?

    The double standards make me sick. Josh Duggar touched a sleeping girls breast”
    Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure it wasn’t just breast.

  • Angry_Cop

    These people are really falling behind on their game. Not once did they use the phrase “sodomy-based marriage”.

    • cessnadriver

      Notice the silence from the Talibunny and Brisket on the cancelled wedding. Oh, that’s right, it’s the librls fault!

  • nightmoth

    Sarah and Bristol are dumber than the average rodent, because even rats leave a sinking ship.

    • blaid droog

      I just read your comment. it made me laff real good. and I don’t even have a buzz,if you don’t count the xanax and the tylenol#3.

  • SpaceCaptainWarlock

    Ah, the power of cognitive dissonance! When you’re so hell-bent on protecting your ideology that you’re justifying molestation just because the molester shares yours, maybe it’s time for a new ideology. Just sayin.

  • OzarkTroutBum

    These folks she vigorously defends all believe that Sarah and her whole unwed mother, non submissive, working outside the home and therefore not available to your husband 24/7 family are ALL going to hell.

  • BaileysMom

    Oh Great Sage $arah, please share your thoughts on the PEDOPHILE HASTERT.

    (Oh lookey -shiny duggar/bugger/dunham object.)

  • cessnadriver

    Make no mistake: every republican everywhere wants this idiot to be President. Think Nixon in 1963. No matter what she does, they want her.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    Funny that Sarah brings up Epstein’s Orgy Island, Alaska had their own Pedophile King, oilman Bill Allen. She put on her best push-up bra (little did she know neither Josh or Bill care for small adult female breasts) and drove to Allen’s house for a $4,000 check to run for Lt. Governor.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tony-hopfinger/reformer-palin-accepted-d_b_124324.html

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tony-hopfinger/alaska-oil-man-and-star-w_b_127484.html

  • harleyjack

    Bristol palin has had an intimate moment with a girl in Hollywood, that is why her fiancé backed out and then he found out she was pregnant with a black baby, too much info for the war hero who fought an enemy with a first grade education, leather thongs, dusty robes, an ak 47 a rocket launcher and a few ied’s well at least he served as only 1% of American have and the rest well they just sit on a sofa sucking up a beer eating chips farting yelling go get em

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