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Conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Alex Jones always has his finger on the prostate of The Real Story that everybody’s missing, if people could only OPEN THEIR EYES! Lately, Jones has been working to reassure Texans that no, Walmart is not building secret tunnels so the Chinese can come in and kill everybody, because that distracts from the REAL STORY, which is FEMA camps and martial law, or something along those lines. But he took a break on his show Tuesday, to rant and rave about all YOU SHEEPLE, spending your entire day transfixed by Caitlyn Jenner’s sex boobies, when Barack Obama is clearly in your house right now, prying your guns out of your cold, distracted hands.

Jones says that Obama is trying to “restrict the Second Amendment,” which “could cause a civil war,” but you, stupid US Americans, this is what you’re doing:

“It’s just force-feeding weirdness, and when I’ve studied history … these people say, oh you just are a bigot. No, I personally don’t care what somebody does on their own time. It’s just that i don’t like being forcefed constantly this weird, one agenda. The obsession … with trannies and transvestites, just constantly forcefeeding it, shoving it down my throat, pun intended, as if it’s the only thing in the universe … what’s behind the agenda?

IS BARACK OBAMA PAYING CAITLYN JENNER OFF? Jones notes that he meant to come back from commercial and talk about other things, but that he went off on a rant, apparently because Caitlyn Jenner, and all the other “trannies and transvestites” are being “shoved down his throat, pun intended.” And when you get transgender people stuck in your throat, you have to hack that shit out before moving on to the next radio segment.

Jones ends the segment by bemoaning the fact that nobody in America cares about Real Stuff anymore, it’s just all “the police are evil, and the coolest thing is to be a tranny.” Yep, that’s how we’d describe America, if we were fucking insane. Oh, and also, something about how this moment in history will be remembered poorly because we were so obsessed with the transgenders we forgot to explore space, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE EVER TALKING ABOUT?

 

[Right Wing Watch]

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  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Marshall law…so much more than just a misspelling.

  • dslindc

    Obama is taking my guns!!!?

    I can’t be sure because, as a person who isn’t deeply insecure about the size of my penis, I don’t own any guns.

    • JustPixelz

      Ladies. Like dslindc, I do not have or need a gun, if you know what I mean.

      • Blank Ron

        *casually throws camo netting over the 155mm howitzer in his back yard*

  • Skwerl King

    Alex, this is the 21st century. If you don’t want to watch something you no longer have to get out of Barcalounger to change the channel. We have these fancy newfangled things called “remote controls” you can use. I use it to ignore your friends all the time.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      The invention of the remote control only proves how deep the conspiracy really is.

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        Do the research yourselves, sheeple!

    • weejee

      Stay with aether teevee, fewer of such intrusions. And books, plays, lectures, and concerts too, also.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Back when I was a kid, we had to get up off the couch, cross the room, and turn a dial to change the channel…and in my area, there were exactly two choices. The channel with “Star Trek” and the channel with “The Brady Bunch.”

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …ummmm did Alex Jones just come out of the closet(pun intended)?!?!

    • Dr.Zoidberg

      Now there’s one person I’d want to shove back in the closet.

      And then nail it shut.

  • docterry6973

    There I was in my bunk studying Caitlyn Jenner, and suddenly I was in a FEMA camp.

  • cousin itt

    Hey, you know that hawt Caitlyn Jenner? Boy has she got some guns on her!

  • Me not sure

    Just so he’ll know, transvestites are usually heterosexual men who like to dress in women’s clothing for a temporary sexual thrill, a kind of fetish, if you will. .

    • JustPixelz

      Actually, transvestites are people who like to dress as the opposite sex so Obama can steal our guns. Gays are men who are sexually attracted to other men so Obama can steal our guns. Same for lesbians, but female and only so Obama can confiscate our ammo.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        No no, they quite LIKE lesbians. So long as they’re leggy and pretty and invite the ocassional dude into their acts (What? Penthouse says…..).
        It’s just the men sex that is trying to steal our guns.

      • Beowoof14

        I could see the lesbian thing working on me, because I am sure Obama could get into my house and take my guns while I watched lesbian porn. That would be if I owned a gun.

        • Obama’s plan to make gay porn widely available on the internet has left me defenseless, as I have no guns in the house (unless you count a hot glue gun). Oddly, however, red states watch a lot more gay porn than I do (and that’s saying something), and they seem to have their guns. I guess Obama works in mysterious ways.

          • Blank Ron

            Do we want to know what you use the hot glue gun for?

    • AKLynne

      Don’t confuse the poor fool with facts.

  • Joshua Norton

    Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong – a brief summary of everything Jones has ever said.

  • weejee

    I’ll take Jonesin’ for $1000, Alex.

  • MsAnthropesMr

    I think for everyone – “LOL, wut?”

  • OneYieldRegular

    My god, what kind of hell hole does Alex Jones live in if someone at home is force-feeding trannies and transvestites down his throat? No wonder he looks like he does.

    • dslindc

      Texas?

    • MrBlobfish

      Really! Plus he has been racially assaulted more then 20 times. Does he time-travel to the 1970’s Times Square when his show is over?

  • FauxAntocles

    I thought the distraction was Alex’s toupee – seriously, doesn’t he look like Gene Hackman’s Lex Luthor?

    • MsAnthropesMr

      I thought it was a tribble.

      • Fred Wertham, Jr.

        No, Rand Paul is the one with the tribble on his head.

    • BadKitty904

      Miss Tessmacheeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!1!

  • Treg Brown

    …”just constantly forcefeeding it, shoving it down my throat,…”

    That’s what I was waiting for Alex, and you didn’t disappoint.

  • OneYieldRegular

    My dream TV show would be to have Alex Jones moderate the 2016 Republican primary debates.

    • Skwerl King

      I am including this in my prayers every night, and at mealtimes.

    • Steverino247

      Fucking brilliant!

    • PsycWench

      We wouldn’t have to listen to the candidates at all! AJ would rant for two hours, then everyone would have to leave.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Obsessed with guns? Try this one weird agenda!

  • BadKitty904

    Look, Alex, some guys just can’t handle mescaline…

    • Zippy

      they warned him not to eat the brown acid…

    • georgiaburning

      you drank the whole cup, Alex. You were supposed to share

  • cousin itt

    Isn’t Transexual located in Transylvania?

    • AKLynne

      Only in The Rocky Horror PIcture Show

    • Jared James

      It’s just a step to the left.

      • Amy!

        A jump to the left (and then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight).

        • Jared James

          I fear the pelvic thruuuuuuust may have driven me insane.

  • deanbooth

    Stop the world, I want to get off! (pun intended)

  • JustPixelz

    The obsession … with trannies and transvestites, just constantly forcefeeding it, shoving it down my throat, pun intended, as if it’s the only thing in the universe … what’s behind the agenda?

    As a matter of principle, Alex Jones should refuse to be part of the media.

  • AnOuthouse

    Evan got the Alex Jones assignment. He must have been very bad in the chat cave.

  • MrBlobfish

    You can’t spell “tyranny” without “tranny”. Wait. Is that right? Close enough.

    • JustPixelz

      Also can spell “ranty”.

    • chicken thief

      And ‘tyranny’ spelled backwards is ‘ynnaryt’ which in the ancient Mayan is the two words ‘yn’ and ‘naryt’ which mean ‘the Negro’ – BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!11!!1!!!

      Wait…. where’d mah guns go?!

  • calliecallie

    A face for radio, he has.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      And the perfect voice for silent movies.

  • Toomush_Infer

    Won’t someone think of poor Alex???? Leave Alex alone!!!!….

  • VandeGraf

    Jones has made a very astute observation, but it is buried in his aura of totally balls out weirdness. There is a massive amount of pop culture distraction going on while Rome, District of Columbia, burns us. The political plumbing is in place to siphon the capital off the top of the American crème pie, keep a moderately well educated but low cost work force, and be free from nasty little social disruptions from that work force. The result, put into terms that the cattle understand, is a disaster for democracy which might be called Here Comes the Money Boo Boo.

    • Toomush_Infer

      It’s hard to tell if we just get what we ask for – more people keep turning away from actual media to these faux entertainment venues, and, while it would be tempting to blame some fabled awful money elite in a conspiracy to distract, there’s always……Squirrel!!!!….

      • Jared James

        Exactly. It’s hard to believe there’s a Moneyed Interest Conspiracy that conspires solely to give the public exactly what the public demands. That’s supposedly the free market’s job.

    • MrBlobfish

      Possibly. But it’s more interesting with trannies and transvestites

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        Take a walk on the Alex Jones side.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      I always rather tickles me when anyone takes time from their busy day to tell everyone else that they should not be paying any attention to “fill in the blank” because there are more important things going on. And then proceeds to rant all about “fill in the blank” themselves.
      I consider this more AJ’s confession that he was totally turned on by Ms. Jenner and therefore disgusted with himself, so it is all Obama’s fault. If he made any observation at all, I am very sure it was by accident, not design.

    • JustPixelz

      As Michael Kinsley said (or repeated): “There are important stories and there are interesting stories. Sometimes they are the same story.”

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Knitting furiously…

    • Paperless Tiger

      Jones’ instincts are good, but his analysis tends to wander into the right wing agenda. In that manner, he himself becomes one of the wedges he is trying to warn us about.

  • BadKitty904

    Just sayin’…

    • AKLynne

      Can I choose?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Arkansas, Florida, Texas.

        Can I get a fourth? Arizona.

  • Relativicus

    I knew I’d seen this guy before…

  • Incoming Ham

    Poor Alex was feeling rejected this week.

  • Ryan Denniston

    I can’t get past the image of “just constantly forcefeeding it, shoving it down my throat” and “has his finger on the prostate” in the same story. Sorry, stopped aging at 13.

  • goonemeritus

    He is obviously trying to distract us from focusing on the illuminate’s
    agenda to force us to be subservient by using chemtrails and fluoridation.

  • Beowoof14

    He missed his calling as a fiction writer.

    • BadKitty904

      I suspect Jones is fiction.

    • Blank Ron

      Nah, good fiction has to be at least a little believable.

  • Dr.Zoidberg

    As long as Obama wasn’t grabbing Caitlyn Jenner’s funbags we’re good.

  • Bob@Bob.com

    He’s right. I was out surfing the web yesterday and when I got back Obama was in my house to take my guns. Fortunately he was taking a dump when I arrived and left his gun on the kitchen counter. I got the drop on him

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Thanks Mr Travolta.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Don’t chemtrail me, bro’.

  • BadKitty904

    When, exactly, is the Alien/Kenyan Tyrant going to start all this tyrannizing? It’s been 6 years since he magically seized Absolute Power™ and, so far, America still looks pretty much the same…if somewhat improved since Team Chimpy’s reign of venal incompetence…

    • Dee Andee

      But…but…badkitty, it’s just around the corner, disaster is waiting RIGHT THERE, around the corner! Every day. In every way, just around the corner, omg, it’s almost here!

      • BadKitty904

        How many damn corners does America have?

        • Dr.Zoidberg

          Hitler!

          Oh, wait, wrong answer…

          • Toomush_Infer

            No, always the right answer, though not always politically correct…

          • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

            Never the wrong answer!

          • Vecciojohn

            AOT, K?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      His Omnipotent Imperial Duskiness is a sly one, as befits his religion. He will strike just before the election.

      • BadKitty904

        I note you don’t specify which election.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          AOT, K.

        • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

          Funny, the only Prez in my life I was actually relieved to see go peaceably was G W Bush. A little surprised he took Cheney with him.

    • Walter Wellstone

      Oh, it’s just a matter of time. Sharia Law is coming. You’ll see; any day now.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        It’s Rafael Cruz’s platform, basically.

    • AnOuthouse

      You just haven’t been paying attention. Our country has been stolen from us and a cheap imitation left in its place. We live in a cubic zirconia world now. We need to take our country back!!!!

      • BadKitty904

        Back to…?

        • bobbert

          Back to back, belly to belly?

          • mailman27

            I don’t give a damn!

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          1890. Or maybe 1860, depending on which flavor of wingnut you’re dealing with.

        • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

          The future, natch.

          • BadKitty904

            But…but…but the Teapublicans hate and fear the future!!!

      • Amy!

        Do you really think we can get a refund after it’s been so obviously used? I mean, it smells like garbagevoter suppression!

  • Walter Wellstone

    I’m curious why Alex uses the words “shoving” and “throat” so much.

    • Toomush_Infer

      how curious?…

      • BadKitty904

        Ew.

        • Toomush_Infer

          Watch this laser….

          • BadKitty904

            Uh…huh

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        Omni? Bi?

        What comes next?

        • jmk

          Tri?

        • Gleem-McShinez

          Alien-probosexual?

    • Charles Wolf

      Bc Rushbo copyrighted “bend over – grab your ankles”.

    • kaydenpat

      Hmmmmmm…….

  • chicken thief

    “It’s just force-feeding weirdness, and when I’ve studied history …”

    Alex, you ignorant slut. First of all, it’s only ‘wierd’ until you try it and I’m calling bullshit on you’ve studied history.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Only in America can you turn being bugfuck insane into a paying career.

    • Toomush_Infer

      Oh, I don’t know – it’s worked for Putin….and others….

    • BadKitty904

      MAD KING LUDWIG OF BAVARIA LIBELZZ!!1!

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        Unh uh, royalty are supposed to be insane.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          It’s all that marrying your cousin stuff. It’s like Appalachia or the Ozarks, with better clothing.

  • AKLynne

    I love the way Wonkette brains work..

  • chicken thief

    Why is Alex trying to distract us from BENGHAZI!111!!1?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      A false flag operation?

      • BadKitty904

        A false false flag operation.

  • chicken thief

    Yes, Alex, the transvestites are coming for you, you hunka hunka male manliness, you.

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Pretty sure Caitlyn could still kick his ass.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        With both hands tied behind her back.

  • AnOuthouse

    I got a text message from a neighbor this morning. He spotted three drones circling his house and was greatly concerned. The fascist government was violating his 4th amendment rights and what not. He’s a nice guy even if a little nuts some times. Also he needs to stop growing dope and maybe the drone flyers would stop looking for it.

    • chicken thief

      Does he weed his garden dressed like Donna Reed?

      And also too, grows dope, you say…. got his address handy?

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        Hmmm, now that drones are commercially available…

        • Blank Ron

          That is a very cruel thing to do to paranoids. Do be sure to get pictures.

  • BTroy

    It’s often said that, President Obama is a lazy president, it must be true if he’s been coming for your guns for 7 years now and still hasn’t got them…

    • chicken thief

      He was the ‘Diddler in Chief’ until Josh Duggar came along.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Give the guy a break. He’s been on the corner with his purple drank, shooting dice, waiting for his Obamaphone to get activated.

    • kaydenpat

      HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR ATTIC AND YOUR BASEMENT? He may be there right now stealing your stuff, man!!

  • VandeGraf

    How long can Jones go on, having his control set at zero restraint, and eight for volume?

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      His volume goes to 11. His restraint is stuck at -11.

    • Zhu Bajie

      Ranting and raving are good aerobic exercise! It’s kept Bro. Stair going 80+ years and it’ll keep Alex going a loooong time too.

  • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

    I’ll promise to ignore this asshole if the wingnuts will.

  • Spotts1701

    C;mon Alex, get with the program! You gotta start talking about Hillary is going to take people’s guns away! Yeesh, how else are you gonna get that sweet, sweet cashola?

    • Rick Hill

      You can’t teach an old dog to beat a new horse until the backer’s check clears.
      Ancient Babylonian proverb

  • Anarchy Pony

    AJ: When you need to dial the crazy up to eleven.

  • Steverino247

    Mr. Jones is barking mad. If he were any more barking mad there would be cheesy Christmas song albums with his voice on them.

    • Fred Wertham, Jr.

      Couldn’t be any worse than Jingle Cats.

  • YayConspiracy

    Alex, outta tin foil again?

  • Leave it to the likes of Alex Jones to make me want to defend a Kardashian.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    So Alex Jones is complaining about being force fed weirdness eh?

    That’s quite a devastating lack of self awareness.

  • beatbort

    Quite clearly, Alex got turned on by the photograph of Caitlin Jenner and does not know how to process it. So he lashes out.

    • Charles Wolf

      Alex gets turned on?
      I do not know how to process that.

    • kaydenpat

      But doesn’t he always lash out? Is he ever cool, calm and collected?

  • SnarkOff

    Could have been worse. While we were staring at Caitlyn’s guns, Obama could’ve come in and stolen our fun bags.

  • Rick Hill

    I too, have just about had it with this administration. First they fail to deliver on the FEMA camps, then just about every conservative, gop roundup that was promised never happened. The latest failure was Jade Helm…I mean, the way Bamz took out Breitblast with that heart attack gun was awesome but what else has he done? If he can’t get the job of being a ruthless dictator done I’m sure Hillary will!

    • SnarkOff

      Don’t even get me started on the failed War on Christmas.

      • Rick Hill

        Ahem, Brother!

    • TheBidenator

      No shit, and what was that about him doing a Benghazi on all white guys while taking our guns? I’m tired of waiting for a bunch of Muslins to come croak me here!

    • Ilgattomorte

      I know, damn it! I’ve been to all of the meetings. I’m out there every day pounding the streets, advancing the liberal agenda and where’s the payoff? You would think with all of the false flag operations that we’ve engineered over the last couple of years we’d be sitting on a big, sweet pile of confiscated guns right now, but nooooooo. I just hope Hillary can be more efficient.

      Anyway, I’ve gotta go. We’re working on a thing to make Lindsey Graham look really gay and I’m in charge of the molestation.

      • Rick Hill

        Yeah, I don’t feel bad about not paying my member dues since they’ve been so ineffective. I may as well have been a member of the libertarian party for what we’ve achieved.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        You mean the duggaring.

    • BearGHAZI

      Thing is, hero Boehner prevented all these atrocities by merely threatening a law suit.

      • Rick Hill

        He’d like you to think that but we all know it was Glenn Beck who alerted us and kept us from implementing our savior’s master plan.

    • kaydenpat

      And where the hell is my Obama phone?

      • Amy!

        Have you left it somewhere again? There’s an app for that, you know. You just open it up on your phone, and say “I’ve lost my widget!” and the doohickey attached to your widget makes a noise!

        Wait ….

  • onedrewthree

    How would Caitlynn shove it down your throat with her dingus chopped off? You’re not even making bigot sense.

    • A pedant notes: SEX CHANGE SURGERY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

      • onedrewthree

        I though you took a bottle of baby aspirin, cut off yo dick with scissors and auditioned for orange is the new black and then you get your girl name carried down by angels? That’s what they taught in school.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    You’ve got to hand it Obummer. He had the foresight, when merely a child in Kenya, to arrange Bruce Jenner’s Olympic wins, all the time convincing him, apparently by some form of long-range, mind-wave forcefeeding [sic] force to agonize over his sexuality. Then he had the patience to wait until 2015 to spring his distracting trap just when Alex Jones would be most sensitive to throatshoving, gulletcramming and esophaguspounding. Wake up sheeple, You can’t make this stuff up!!,!!!,1,1111,!,1!1

    • PsycWench

      Wow, I am close to Obama’s age and as a child, merely tried to arrange increases in allowances, later curfews and increased access to cookies. I feel really inferior by comparison.

    • kaydenpat

      And Obama is especially a genius since Jenner is on record stating that she does not like Obama and is a Republican.

  • GDleftyPart2

    If only Caitlyn could make an appearance in a Texas WalMart and mention Jade Helm 15.
    Heads would be popping like champagne corks….

  • TheBidenator

    Ya know, you’ve to hand it to wingnuts for their level of moranic focus….Alex Jones is a fat, loud mouth Gollum with his gunz. I’ve never seen anyone so single mindedly paranoid about gun seizures that are coming any day now, it’s never happened before but it’ll happen!

    Fucking dickbrain

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Dickbrains on line one. They’re contemplating legal action.

    • D_C_Wilson

      You’ve never heard of Wayne LaPierre or Larry Pratt? There’s a whole growth industry around selling paranoia about gun seizures. It’s practically the gun industry’s primary marketing tool. The more paranoia they stir up about gun grabbin’, the more guns the ammosexuals buy to protect themselves from inevitable gun grabbin’. It’s worked so well for them that the NRA is now dreading the next republican presidency.

  • TheBidenator

    Wow, so a guy who believes Sandy Hook (and every other mass shooting) was a gummint false flag job is accusing Caitlyn Jenner and everyone else of weirdness? Oh and Alex you insane authoritarian fundamentalist turd, the cop thing has been a long time coming. It’s only ‘new’ because people are once again being forced to pay attention.

    What a fleshy red-faced scumbag…

    • Hardly Ideal

      As a poet once said, Cocaine’s a helluva drug.

      • speed racer

        I think that was Rick James.

  • Mavenmaven

    Blame the chemtrails!

  • Callyson

    The obsession … with trannies and transvestites, just constantly forcefeeding it, shoving it down my throat, pun intended, as if it’s the only thing in the universe

    The cover of one magazine = an obsession now?

    http://media.giphy.com/media/11DYluzvrPRHZC/giphy.gif

  • kaydenpat

    The titles here are so much win!

    Someone should reassure Jones that Jenner is a Republican so looking at her funbags it totally cool for all the crazy Rightwingers like him.

  • Notreelyhelping

    This stuff can be amusing if broadcast from a micro-station in rural Minnesota. At 4:00 AM. In winter. Kind of like case histories.

  • Hardly Ideal

    …this moment in history will be remembered poorly because we were so
    obsessed with the transgenders we forgot to explore space…

    Considering that version 1.02 of Kerbal Space Program came recently, I think I’m having the opposite problem.

  • Chris Winfield

    Alex Jones is a blithering idiot.

  • AKGrrl

    It used to be that there were carnival sideshows that exhibited human curiosities to the local rubes. Now we have reality TV and “media” that has a business model not much different that that of the old time carnies. And it is immensely more profitable and the human oddities even are getting rich. Instead of the dog faced boy and the geek biting the head off a live chicken, we’ve got the Kardashians in all their permutations. And people are willing to pay to watch. In the old carny days, it was a quarter to go into the tent for a few minutes to be amazed; now just for the price of your basic cable subscription, you can get to watch 24/7. Alex really doesn’t understand capitalism, does he?

    • Zhu Bajie

      So, is Jones the dog-headed boy?

  • DahBoner

    Alex Jones should sell manure. Because that’s 100% Pure Bullshit…

    http://media3.giphy.com/media/prpL1jRsAjbRm/200w.gif

  • JohnnyZhivago2

    Just a thought: Alex Jones is paid off by Obama – and Jade Helm is the REAL THING!!!!!! Sheeple!!!

  • Paperless Tiger

    Dude, Wall Street doesn’t want a civil war in Fortress America. They live here. That shit is just for socialists like Libya, Syria, Iraq, Ukraine, etc.

  • j hentai

    alex jones should just lie back and enjoy it from his favourite t-girl rachel!

  • edith prickly

    As always, the greater question is does Jones actually believe all the crazy he spews or is he just running a long con? I watched his gun “debate” with Piers Morgan and I say it’s all an act. He knows how to give the rubes what they want and line his own pockets at their expense. Douchebag.

  • Blank Ron

    Evan said:

    Conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Alex Jones always has his finger on the prostate of The Real Story that everybody’s missing, if people could only OPEN THEIR EYES!

    I opened my eyes. But when I did I saw Alex Jones, so I immediately shut them again. Somebody let me know when he’s gone, please?

  • brucej

    Yah gotta wonder if Jones doesn’t sit around with some buddies before his shows, smoking a joint and seeing who can come up with the most outlandish crap to spout. “Lets see if the marks believe this shit!” and it’s all some extended performance art piece.

    No one could be THAT freaking messed up and still be allowed out in public? At least not in a radio station rather than shuffling along the street pushing a purloined shopping cart full of tin cans, doll parts and old hot dog wrappers muttering to himself…

  • jones and all the rw hucksters and grifters are making huge buckys off the hicks. without the low iq texas southern obese white slobs, the gop would be kaput.

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