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Not actually Denny Hastert

So yeah. The dark secret not detailed in the indictment against former Republican House Speaker Denny Hastert, for allegedly agreeing to pay “Individual A” $3.5 million to keep his dark secret a secret and lying to the FBI about it? The details of which U.S. Attorney Zachary T. Fardon agreed to omit from the indictment for reasons we cannot begin to imagine? Well, according to the L.A. Times, Hastert’s secret is that he a sick son of a bitch whose “prior misconduct” was sexually abusing someone who’d known Hastert most of his life (a former student, maybe?), back in his coaching and teaching days, before he became a member of Congress:

Indicted former House Speaker Dennis Hastert was paying an individual from his past to conceal sexual misconduct, two federal law enforcement officials said Friday.

One of the officials, who would not speak publicly about the federal charges in Chicago, said “Individual A,” as the person is described in Thursday’s federal indictment, was a man and that the alleged misconduct was unrelated to Hastert’s tenure in Congress.

The New York Times further reports:

The man – who was not identified in court papers — told the F.B.I. that he had been touched by Mr. Hastert when Mr. Hastert was a high school teacher and wrestling coach, the two people said on Friday. The people briefed on the investigation spoke on the condition of anonymity because they did not want to be identified discussing a federal investigation.

We’d hoped Hastert’s shameful secret was maybe NOT the worst thing imaginable, but of course it has to be, because why else would he have been willing to pay millions of dollars so no one would find out? The indictment says Hastert acknowledged he took all that cash out of his various bank accounts, though he claimed it was because he didn’t trust the banking system — not because he was paying off a former student who was blackmailing him. Who knows — maybe that’s the truth, and Hastert never sexually misconducted anyone, and there’s $1.7 million in cash stashed in Hastert’s attic, in case the banks fail. But somehow, we doubt that.

And as we all know by now, because Yr Wonkette is on the pedophile beat 27 hours a day, it is rare for pedophiles to abuse just the one kid, just the one time, so while Hastert is in deep doo for trying to cover up his misconduct with Individual A, according to the feds, we would not be the slightest bit surprised to hear there are some Individuals B, C, D, E, and F out there too.

And hey, what’s this RIGHT HERE?

Investigators considered adding a second alleged Hastert victim to the indictment, but chose not to do so, a source familiar with the matter told BuzzFeed News.

Sorry for making you throw up in your mouths, but this story is only going to get worse. A lot worse.

UPDATE: CNN is reporting that “Individual A” was a former student, according to “two sources with knowledge of the federal government investigation.”

[L.A. Times / NYT /BuzzFeed / CNN]

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  • Toomush_Infer

    OMG – was it Josh?….

    • Nounverb911

      I’m sure at least one of them was named Josh, just not THAT Josh.

      • JustPixelz

        Not Jake? It was the 80s. Every boy was named Jake.

    • guppy06

      Can’t have been: Josh was home-schooled, to protect him from all the molest-y teachers.

    • Little Lulu

      Ironically the young Hastert looks an awful lot like Josh Duggar.

  • Nounverb911

    So Hastert was “recruiting” for Jerry Sandusky?

    • weejee

      Were any of Joe Walsh’s child support payments in the $3.5M

  • Metadude

    Wait. Everyone knows it’s Teh Gheys who mess with kids. Not good, upstanding, Christian Republicans, right?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      When they talk about Teh Gheys messing with kids, it’s all projection.

  • Walter Wellstone

    Sick fuck… like most conservatives.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • BadKitty904

    Ugh. The GOP is pathetically, repulsively consistent.

    • Nounverb911

      Grand Old Pedophiles?

      • BadKitty904

        Gross Old Pedophiles.

        • Nounverb911

          Better.

          • weejee

            After we are done vomiting we need to give them the ol’ heave ho.

      • tinker12

        Greedy Old Perverts!

  • mosjef

    As soon as I heard the words “wrestling coach”, I knew they had him in a headlock. Has2hert.

    • DustBowlBlues

      Wonkeratti and puns. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without letting that liberal arts degree shine. Through the dust in your mother’s basement, where you currently reside.

      • frrolfe

        Sorry, missing your point here. Are you a former or practising wrestling coach who feels that your honour has been besmirshed?

  • Spotts1701

    It’s starting to feel like maybe we just need to acid-wash the whole damn place and start over.

    • Nounverb911

      Wonkette, Congress, The GOP or Illinois?

      • Spotts1701

        Dealer’s choice. Personally, I’d start with the GOP and go from there.

      • pattyp

        Definitely Wonkette, for not allowing comments.

    • guppy06

      But HNTP got spun off! So now we’re stuck with terrible news for terrible people (a domain that the Editrix totally let lapse)!

    • HarryButtle

      It’s OK. We’re gonna keep ignoring climate change and pretty soon, the planet will be rid of us.

  • JoeChristmas

    he claimed it was because he didn’t trust the banking system.

    That’s almost as good as “inexcusable acts.”

    • Mehmeisterjr

      If he didn’t trust the banking system, he could have refrained from passing laws that caused banks to fail.

      • willi0000000

        why do you think he didn’t trust the system?

  • buckguy

    To paraphrase Edwin Edwards, it takes a dead girl or a live boy to kill a career in politics and it looks like it was one or more live boys.

    • Nounverb911

      When does Hastert takes Mika’s place on Morning Joe?

  • ManchuCandidate

    I’m sure Denny liked wrestling because it wasn’t about two young fit men in skin tight outfits grappling each other in an attempt to pin the other down into submission.

    • weejee

      Two upfists for takedown.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      Showers. Lots and lots and lots of hot, soapy showers.

    • guppy06

      Do you like movies about gladiators?

  • Beaumarchais?

    He went from being a wrestling coach to being an elected official. When did he amass $3.5 million? One of those must have been pretty lucrative.

    • nmmagyar

      IIRC he was a lobbyist after losing his seat

    • TPM:

      I’d assumed that he’d started making money in 2007 from a cold start. But I’d forgotten that Hastert, who entered public life in the middle class, left public office a very wealthy man.

      In the main, Hastert did it with real estate speculation. And there were always claims that he’d leveraged his government role to do so – buying property in proximity to where the government either was or could start doing business of its own. We looked at the time and the details didn’t line up quite as tightly as his critics suggested.

      But at a minimum Hastert had gotten access to the kinds of lucrative deals, often from major donors or other politically connected people, that allowed him to become a very wealthy man. In 2006, his last year as Speaker, his average net worth was an estimated $4.6 million.

      • Beaumarchais?

        Oh well, easy cum, easy go!

  • BadKitty904

    I can only hope someone will interview Mark Foley for his thoughts on this…

    • weejee

      Paging Mr. Mark Foley.

  • say wha

    20 Kids and Counting?

  • thedeathofirony

    3.5m is a lot of dollars for a 30 y/o sex crime.

    Google “Mark Allen Collman”, shit is going to get interesting

    • Metadude

      Was he on the wrestling team? If so, you might have live boy AND dead boy.

      • VirginiaLady

        Oh shiiii….

    • MrBlobfish

      Sheesh. I woulda thought maybe he had to off that drifter after the BJ, but this?

    • Angry_Cop

      I agree about the weirdly high dollar amount and holy shit, man I sure hope that this is not what it looks like it might be turning into.

    • Whoa! And his brother was on one of the 11 September 2001 ‘planes.

      Don’t usually have much patience/sympathy for parents, but in this case …

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Losing a child is the most devastating thing that can happen to a parent. I’ve seen it happen, up close and personal, when my brother passed in 1987…due to pneumonia set up by AIDS.

        • Losing a brother can’t be swell either.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Nope. Far from it.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      As Kang and Kodos might say, holy flurking shnit!

  • Hammiepants

    Make it stop.

    • BadKitty904

      “The party of Family Values” – jebus h…

      • Toomush_Infer

        You know, they never say “Good Family Values”…

        • Tio_Doidinho

          Nor do they specify the family values in question…

          • Manson Family, obviously. Or one of The Five Families.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Borgias. Bushes. Bandit House of Saud.

      • say wha

        Apparently, in the Hasturd household, that “Value” is $3.5 million.

    • VirginiaLady

      Nope! Too many more rocks in the path need turning over.

    • Kakkeltje

      http://www.emergencykitten.com
      Refresh as often as necessary

  • PubOption

    Hastert first entered the Illinois house in 1981 and the US Congress in 1986. It appears that he lead ‘an exemplary life’ for a lot longer than Josh Duggar’s 12 years.

    • Probably had to get out of the high school before he was forced out, & realized he’d better chill out w/ the perving.

      Except this:

      If Fordham did warn Palmer about Foley a long time ago, what are the odds that Palmer did not tell Hastert? As close to zero as you can get. Many chiefs of staff are close, very close, to their bosses on Capitol Hill. But none are closer than Scott Palmer is to Denny Hastert. They don’t just work together all day, they live together.

      There are plenty of odd couple Congressmen who have roomed together on Capitol Hill, but I have never heard of a chief of staff who rooms with his boss. It is beyond unusual. But it must have its advantages. Anything they forget to tell each other at the office, they have until bedtime to catch up on. And then there’s breakfast for anything they forgot to tell each other before falling asleep. And then there’s all day at the office. Hastert and Palmer are together more than any other co-workers in the Congress.

  • pattyp

    Dennis did duggary!

    • PubOption

      What a Bastert.

  • dslindc

    I am very shocked by this. ALLEGEDLY.

  • BadKitty904

    If America could harness the GOP’s hypocrisy as a power source, we’d be free of Big Oil/Coal/Atom overnight…

    • Skwerl King

      Brighter than a supernova.

  • JohnR

    It gets worster and worster.

  • Me not sure

    There’ll be more shoes dropping than at a centipede foot-fetish orgy.

  • BadKitty904

    I think we’ve OD’d on disgusting GOP perverts for one week – time for the antidote:

    • Tio_Doidinho

      Poneez! Pretty pretty poneez!

    • Catstro

      This?

      • BadKitty904

        What could be more calming and comforting than pix of adorable kitties?

        • Kat Anyperson

          For the dog lovers out there

          • Anarchy Pony

            Pound for pound, no dogs are cuter than corgis.

          • Kat Anyperson

            Ffffff Corgi ‘Tocks! There is no power greater.

            https://youtu.be/a-iBlh9fmSE

          • Anarchy Pony

          • Sheepshagger

            Rick Santorum?

          • Kat Anyperson

            Nah. They fuck sheep up in the back hills.

            ….

            I typed that before I looked at your name. I blame you for the seltzer now dripping down my monitor

          • guppy06

            Just the back hills? Are the sheep saving themselves for marriage?

          • riledupone

            Where do you think virgin wool comes from?

          • Sheepshagger

            Some of us are gentlemen. Sugar cube and a warm stall.

        • weejee

          Pelosi getting her gavel back and Schumer becoming Senate Majority leader?

          • BadKitty904

            lol Oh, you

      • Me not sure

        Muffins? Is that you? Where have you been!

      • frrolfe

        I’m sure i’ve been out on the tiles a few times with this guy. He can really handle his drink.

        • Vecciojohn

          Laps it up, I hear.

      • Vecciojohn

        Now THERE’S your antidote!

      • Blank Ron

        My father used to make his own wine. LOTS of wine. (I found out why later.) One day, though, a batch that hadn’t quite finished fermenting blew its corks and flooded the under-stairs room where he kept it. Our adopted stray cat wandered in, curious about the unusual smells… and some minutes later actually staggered OUT of the room, seeming to have a li’l trouble focussing on anything. After that I’m sure he stuck with lagers and wine coolers…

        • guppy06

          Cats plus wine coolers lead to surprise miracle kittens!

      • Metadude

        Which reminds me, it’s about beer thirty out here. Have a good weekend Wonkers!

  • DustBowlBlues

    I’m pretty sure it was screwing around with little boys because a Republican screwing around with little girls is no big deal. Just say you’re sorry, pray a little and then get Huck to make a guest appearance on your redemption utube channel. But if it’s little boys, forget it. Jebus don’t forgive homos.

  • OzoneTom

    $3.5 million is one heap of alleging.

    • Check this moron, who thoughtconvinced himself ol’ fat disgusting perverted Denney was paying off a love child & should be celebrated for it.

      So, my current guess – Hastert is guilty of trying to do the right thing by supporting an illicit child and then was a damn idiot who lied to the FBI about it. The rest is politicized, Chicagoland, Obamaland BS.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        The stupidity of his commenters rivals his own.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Cuz having a bastard is just as bad as kiddy diddling. FFS.

      • jmk

        I KNEW it would be Obama’s fault!!!

  • VirginiaLady

    Would someone please refill the popcorn popper?

  • My old rasslin’ coach Denny Hasterd
    Showed me all the hard moves he had master’d
    Once in a half Nelson
    He said “don’t you dare tell, son!”
    Then he duggared my ass, that sly basterd.

  • bumfug

    The wrestling team got suspicious when Coach Hastert’s favorite move turned out to be the “Just-The-Tip Nelson”.

    • coozledad

      Or the “full Horatio”.

      Hey! Where’d my arm go?

  • Angry_Cop

    Huh. Oddly enough this is the least surprising thing I’ve heard today.

    • Blank Ron

      Do we want to know what the MOST surprising thing is?

      • jmk

        (*continues to listen, but cowers in fear*)

  • diogenez

    How many more FAMILY VALUES can we take??

    • Dee Andee

      Some of mine? Lessons to my son:

      1. Horror movies are fun. Let’s talk about special effects and the psychology of fear.
      2. Don’t say ‘fuck’ all the time, because you’ll overuse it and then when you need a really bad, stress-relieving word, you won’t have one fresh enough. Also too, your teachers will give you detention.
      3. If a girl you’ve known for 2 days is calling you her ‘soul mate’ freaking don’t walk, run.
      4. Use a condom.
      5. Take good care of your feet, you’ll want the use of them all your life.
      6. If anyone starts a sentence with, “I’m not a racist, but…” tell them to STFU.

      All I can think of right now. :D

      • bobbert

        7. Never play poker with a man named “Doc”.

  • Electric Ukelele Land

    Ugh, first the whole Game of Thrones Sansa rape scene and now this. What is it with skin-crawling acts of depravity and relentless and farcical predictability these days?

    Is it too late for it just to be about crooked real estate deals?

    (I’m under the impression the story under all the Duggar related headlines fall into the same camp, but I’ve had no particular interest in going below the fold on those)

    • Spotts1701

      What I won’t give for a good old-fashioned graft and kickback scandal.

    • Blank Ron

      Actually, it’s about ethics in pedophilia journalism.

  • tomamitai

    There was a woman who used to spam the usenet newsgroups with crazy sounding accusations of child abuse “clubs” whose members were high level government people from around the world. With the revelations about the Thatcher government allegedly covering up abuse by politicians in Britain and now this story about Hastert, I’m beginning to wonder if she wasn’t quite as crazy as everybody thought. Unfortunately I can’t recall the name she posted under, and I haven’t found anything about her yet by googling. Oh, sweet Jebus, don’t tell me the shape shifting alien stories are true, also, too!?

    • Angry_Cop

      You know, in general that’s the chemtrail/reptilioid crowd and I utterly despise those people. Really do. But blind squirrel and all that, and it really is starting to look like the rich/powerful in both the US and Europe have, in fact, been fucking kiddies as an organized hobby for quite some time now.

      • marxalot

        Ever read “Crooked Little Vein”? ‘Cause Warren Ellis’ sick attempt to get his literary agent to leave him alone is drawing ever closer to investigative journalism.

  • 0gham

    It should be obvious at this point that measures must be taken to protect America’s kids from conservative child-molesters. You know, like making conservative marriage illegal, banning conservatives from educational positions, and not allowing conservatives to adopt kids.

    Basically, all the stuff they said gays shouldn’t be allowed to do, except these will be grounded in reality.

    No, no. Don’t get me wrong. I love conservatives. I really do. I just hate their sin of child-molesting.

    • anniegetyerfun

      One of my best friends is a conservative! He was in our wedding party and everything!

      • 0gham

        Exactly. I’m not saying they shouldn’t be allowed to exist! I’m just saying I wouldn’t want my sister to be molested by one amirite?

        • anniegetyerfun

          Well, in this case, you wouldn’t have to worry about your sister. You’re brother, though…

    • Vecciojohn

      I once shot a conservative in Reno, just to watch him die, and now I feel bad about it.

      • Blank Ron

        I accidentally ran over a conservative one night near Springville NY. I sorta felt bad about it, but reasoned that they have huge families and probably wouldn’t be affected by the loss of one, you know?
        Still, it left a hell of a mess on the car’s suspension.

      • Metadude

        Surely you mean “with votes.”

    • Whale Chowder

      I’ll be damned if I’ll bake a cake for their nuptials though.

    • malsperanza

      Swop “Conservative” with “Evangelical Christian” and we’re all set.

  • Catstro

    Dear “Family Values” Republicans: Matthew 19:14 doesn’t mean what you want it to mean. At least I’m pretty sure it doesn’t…

  • OzoneTom

    Any guesses as to what the new definition of “The Hastert Rule” will be?

    • Kat Anyperson

      my guess is it will have the addendum on urban dictionary “see also too, Duggaring”

    • calliecallie

      Don’t ask, don’t tell. I’ll pay you.

    • Ricky Gay

      about 3 inches

    • tihond

      “If rounding their age up to the nearest 10 puts them over the age of majority…”

    • w9anthimos

      Known also as the “Hastert Loophole,” it will establish an exception to the bank withdrawal rules that will enable future republican politicians to withdraw unlimited amounts from their accounts without it being reported.

    • Me not sure

      “A fool and his money are soon parted?”

    • coozledad

      Four inches, tops.

      • dshwa

        So. So. Wrong.

        I loved it.

    • guppy06

      Hastert Rule #1: Do not talk about Hastert
      etc.

  • SK

    Josh Duggar to wrassle Dennis Hastert in a winner-take-all match for the “World Heavyweight Diddling Champion”?

    George Zimmerman to be the guest referee.

    Undercard?

    Santorum – Putin. Barechested, of course.

    • BadKitty904

      Other than suggesting Pat Robertson for Ref, I could see it…

      • Amy!

        Where’s Mike Huckabee in all this?

        The man’s just not cut out for cheerleading.

        • BadKitty904

          He hasn’t got the legs for those short skirts, for one thing…

  • MrBlobfish

    Another delightful tale from America’s Heartland®

  • tinker12

    The bigger they are the harder they fall.

    • Blank Ron

      Which would be nice if it were true, but it would seem that the bigger they are, the more they have littler people there to break their fall.

  • MrBlobfish

    Hillary will take your guns.

  • Bdupa

    Asked for comment, Josh Duggar stated, “At least I’m not a homo.”

    • Me not sure

      At which time his brother stepped forward.

      • Blank Ron

        Any time now.

    • cessnadriver

      Sadly, this plays into the “gheys are child molester” rants by the Duggies.

  • Tio_Doidinho

    It’s bad enough that these evangelical Christians try to force their values on us; I just don’t want them near my children.

    • Tony Alexander

      the real problem are the ones that try to force their (ahem) ‘values’ on the children.

  • MrBlobfish

    Denny, have you ever been in a… in a Turkish prison?

    • tihond

      Denny, do you like gladiator movies?

    • Me not sure

      Never, and I mean never, throw in the towel.

    • Are you referring to this stuff? Or just a happy coincidence?

      • MrBlobfish

        It would be irresponsible not to speculum.

  • calliecallie

    Kind of amazing he was able to keep this a secret all these years. Through the Mark Foley stuff, through the Jerry Sandusky stuff. Not to mention Vitter, and Craig and that preacher in Colorado and all the other scandals that didn’t involve children. Makes you wonder what other conservative rethuglican scandals we have yet to hear about. IMHO It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

    • Blank Ron

      3,500 kilodollars buys a lot of silence. Though apparently not ALL the silence.

    • Googlethat

      They still haven’t caught Agent Orange and Current Speaker Boehner .
      The ” lame stream media ” plays fair .

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Surprise, surprise, surprise!

    Could see this coming like Mickey Mouse down Broadway on the day after Thanksgiving.

  • Tony Alexander

    AND THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMIN’!!!

    anyone wanna put odds on when the next conservative shoe (loafer) drops?

    • Kat Anyperson

      Cro!!! <3 (sorry, watchin it right now, have to show the love lol)

      • Tony Alexander

        <3 back-at-cha!

    • Suse

      I hope it’s Miss Lindsey.

      • Oppo researchers, GO!!

      • NellCote71

        Rick Perry libelz.

      • Vienna Woods

        Ricky Sweatervest. Please please please!

    • guppy06

      Limbaugh

  • Sweet Blood of Jesus, could we have something, anything, but sex-crimes w/ youth stories?

    • Dee Andee

      Don’t kill the messenger, tell the conservative Christians and republicans to stop abusing kids! ;) Totally get your feelings though…

  • HogeyeGrex
    • Me not sure

      They also validate parking.

    • cessnadriver

      We are sick. Sick, sick, sick, sick, sick.

  • tihond

    Denny Hastert (D-IL)

    • r€nato

      I saw what Fox News will do there.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      OK, fess up. You copied-and-pasted that from Faux Noise, didn’t you?

  • Tony Alexander

    i’m tellin’ ya, these conservatives are randier than an archdiocese full of boy-hungry priests.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      They are randier than entire High Schools and College Campuses.

  • dvlaries

    Well you know, when Mother Nature is as stingy passing out pleasing looks as she was to poor Denny, how else are you gonna get a decent piece of ass without cash, coercion, abuse of authority, threats or force?

    • grmpy

      Hey, HEY, as an unattractive person I can tell you your comment is out of line. Cause someone is not a looker doesn’t mean they are pervs. It means we’re sad lonely people who suffer in silence. To equate ugly with pedo is fucked up. /rant

      • NationalGalleryofClipArt

        Masturbating lonely men with mustaches of the world, unite!

      • Biff52

        Speaking as someone who has to sneak up on his hand to get any action, I can relate.

        • Sheepshagger

          Hunched over a hankie….

    • Toomush_Infer

      Not true – Toomush is happily married….

  • OneYieldRegular

    I guess he did like gladiator movies.

  • Sebastian Melmoth

    Is guess it’s time to throw some serious shade-en-freud at old Denny, eh, Wonketteers? Here’s a pic of how it’s done by a real pro.

  • JohnnyZhivago2

    When your wrestling coach invites you over for gladiator movies, watch out.

    • Suse

      I’m having Sandusky flashbacks. Need some kittens on the double!

      • Dee Andee
        • Phrase I wouldn’t ordinarily expect to type: Cute goat!

        • Blank Ron

          I would not be able to resist the urge to name that cat something like Adolf Fluffygruber.

          • Anarchy Pony

            Kitler, it’s always Kitler.

          • cessnadriver

            Wouldn’t it be Hans Fluffygruber?

          • Blank Ron

            With the cute lil toothbrush mustache under his nose? HAS to be Adolf! The immutable laws of cat naming decree it to be so!

        • Suse

          Thanks!

      • BelleVA

        Yes, lots and lots of kittens. And wine.

        My baby is reaching out to help you. And she has adorable thumbs.

        • NellCote71

          Thanks. We needed that.

  • Googlethat

    Hmm, Hastert’s kid was running for his old seat in 2010 .
    Payments started in 2010 .
    Coincidence ?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well well well….

      • MOG253

        But not funny.

        • cessnadriver

          Maybe in the “funny uncle” kind of funny…

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            Funny strange, not funny ha ha?

          • cessnadriver

            Roger.

          • Swampgas_Man

            OJ funny, not Ray Jay funny.

          • Vienna Woods

            Funny peculiar.

    • SadDemInTex

      Oh sweet Jesus…

    • Tio_Doidinho

      We have a winn-ner!

  • Rickyphoo

    I am SHOCKED! Shocked, I tell you!

    No, I am really not shocked at all, or even surprised that much. What I am is confused. Part of me want to laugh my ass off ’cause the curtain has been pulled back to show what the Duggars and now Hastert really are. But most of me is just disgusted at how truly awful these people are.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      The disgust is far stronger than any vestigial Schadenfreude.

      • Vienna Woods

        But ya know, the schadenfreude is still there. (and I;m impressed that even after a couple of generous shots of tequila, I still spelled schadenfreude perfectly TWICE- most of the other words, not so much)

  • 24601

    When Hastert started teaching at the high school he was 23 years old. Eight years later he got married. Eight years later he left his teaching job. The next question is when and for how long did the inappropriate contact occur?

    • Zhu Bajie

      Probably this is just the beginning of a whole load of revelations. Remember how Rostenkowski got caught because of some petty fraud involving stamps and the House post office?

  • susanthe

    He’s your wicked Uncle Ernie….. https://youtu.be/m4pQniAoeX4

    • Steverino247

      Meet the new perp. Same as the old perp.

  • RJ (TO)

    Geeeez. We’re not even finished with this week’s other conservative sex scandal yet.

    • Blank Ron

      They’re starting to breed! Run! Save the children!

    • Toomush_Infer

      Putting the Re back in Republican!…

  • Piling on.

    • mrpuma2u

      Where’s Denny’s other hand?!?!?!?!?

    • Celtic_Gnome

      I know it’s really shallow of me, but imagining Denny Hastert diddling a boy wouldn’t be as creepy if he was a normal-looking person.

  • Relativicus

    But he’s the nicest guy. Midwestern awesome. A humble teacher with hardly any money at all. A real gem. I personally know this because I’ve personally been hearing and reading it all day.

    • MOG253

      Sadly, they often are. It makes a great disguise.

    • Zhu Bajie

      People said the same about John Wayne Gacy.

  • VandeGraf

    The GOP has to keep up the lewd conduct in order that the GOP have “social issues” to run on. It’s a filthy, dirty, ugly job, but someone has to do it!

  • Vecciojohn

    You could have knocked me over with a bulldozer, as Groucho once said.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Or: “You could have knocked me down with a fender.” – Jane Ace, probably written by Goodman Ace.

  • MOG253

    GAH!!! Make it stop.

  • grmpy

    Who said the GOP were “out of touch?”

    • The GOP won’t be out of touch until the children are out of reach.

  • idiotboy

    How did a wrestling coach/hs teacher former politico acquire that much dough? I have some notion of his post politics lobbying job but, wow.
    For 3.5 mil….well there are standards and such but they would be stretched to the limit with that kinda cash being offered.
    Speaking for a friend.

    • Sweetheart real estate deals while he was still in Congress.

    • Poly_Ester

      The miracle of compound interest. He was reportedly worth about $60K when he headed off to Congress.

      • undercover epicurean

        I guess rising tides do lift all boats. So long as you’re in the congressional boat…

      • guppy06

        The miracle of compound conflicted interest

        FTFY

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      He’s a lobbyist.

      • cessnadriver

        A lobbyist with a hobby….A Hobby Lobbyist! That’s the ticket!

        • Celtic_Gnome

          And his little buddies don’t need contraception.

          • cessnadriver

            Maybe we should say, “Little Butties”.

      • Steverino247

        You misspelled “prostitute.”

        • lofty1
          • Steverino247

            Just proves he uses his mouth prettier than a twenty dollar whore, that’s all.

        • Prostitute libelz!!!!!!!11

          • Steverino247

            When asked if he would patronize a prostitute, Dick Cavett said, “No. I would treat her as an equal.”

    • Zhu Bajie

      The story in The Guardian has comments from constituents, detailing his adventures in corrupt real estate speculation in the district.

  • Joshua Norton

    Dennis Hastert scandal is creepy, but we don’t yet know if it reaches the Mike-Huckabee-Defends-It level of creepy.

  • Sebastian Melmoth

    There once was a fellow named Hastert
    Who couldn’t help being a bastert.
    He like one boy’s bod,
    Then he diddled the squad
    Now he’s just one more ‘publican pervert.

    • cessnadriver

      Good work! Now, do a Haiku…

      • Steverino247

        The man’s a poet, not a magician.

      • mrpuma2u

        Denny’s cover up
        Hastert paid out hush money,
        now he is exposed

        • cessnadriver

          I knew you could do it!

  • Blargh McBlargh

    I’m actually waiting for Huckabee and all the Duggar cultists who so passionately defend incest and child molestation to come leaping to ol’ Denny Hastert’s defense… oh wait. Denny was diddling a boy !? …..wow. Denny ol buddy you know the rules – diddle your kid sister and God forgives. Diddle any pepe other than your own and BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU TWISTED FREAK.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      On the bright side, the lobbying firms quickly forgave Larry “Wide Stance” Craig. I’m sure they’ll keep a place at the table for Hastert at the First Church of Money.

      • laineypc

        Who do you think would be left at the table if lobbying firms kept ethical strings on their money?

    • Solipsister

      Sicko Denny should go all Jeebuz, claim he felt great remorse, sought forgiveness, received it, the money was recompense, this was a private matter between himself and the person he “wronged” by his “mistake.” And then we can happily watch all the Huckuggers’ heads explode. Good times.

    • Zhu Bajie

      Note that Hastert is a graduate of Wheaton College, Wheaton, IL, the “Evangelical Vatican”. He’s had to resign from heading some kind of Hastert Institute of Christian Politics or something smarmy.

  • Virginia Dreaming

    In related news, Hastert has been offered a reality show on TLC.

    • Sheepshagger

      19 years and counting?

    • SK

      NO silly, he’s been offered Josh’s spot on “Duggars: rebooted”

    • Cuberly

      A,B,Cs With Coach Denny?

  • Poly_Ester

    If Dennis doesn’t trust the banks, we shouldn’t either. After all, he directed passage of many of today’s banking laws.

    • mrpuma2u

      Talk about your Karma boomerang..

    • Beaumarchais?

      Including, ironically, the $10,000 reportable transaction limit. Doh!

  • Blargh McBlargh

    /1000 words

    • Bill Slider

      This belongs on your Facebook page. It would crash the Internet.

  • aloharob

    Dennys, not just for breakfast anymore….. too soon?

    • Zyxomma

      Not at all. Just right. Now we know what that Grand Slam breakfast is really about …

      • aloharob

        sausage rolls and buttered buns I suspect

        • Zyxomma

          Exactly. And a whole lot of corn syrup.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    I really really don’t want to hear whether Denny also is on record blasting The Gays for corrupting our children. No I really really don’t want to hear about that. Let’s just go back to icking over Josh Duggar and leave it at that.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Also I am sad.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    I wanna be sedated.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      24 hours ago?

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Hurry hurry hurry, before I go loco…

        • D_C_Wilson

          Nothing to do no where go oh.

    • dshwa

      Confusion – All I see
      Frustration – Surrounds me
      Solution – Bid farewell
      Sedation? – What the hell!

  • “but this story is only going to get worse. A lot worse.”

    Oh shit…more about the Duggars?

    • nmmagyar

      More about Congress, I fear

    • Tio_Doidinho

      DNA evidence! w00t!

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    Although sickened, I fail to be surprised. This is the same fellow who thought it was no big deal for Senator Predator to be harassing the boy pages. Now we know why he thought it was no big deal.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      It was Congressman Predator. In this particular instance. Not to exclude the distinct possibility that there are still Congressman and Senator Predators on Capital Hill presently.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        My apologies, Congressman Predator
        And that is the sad part, we have to look at all these legislators turning out to be sick freaks (this does not include the ones merely cheating on their wives or being closet gay, that is a whole nuther sort of problem and not nearly so bad, to me, as preying on children) and wonder…which of our congresscritters are NOT twisted creepers?

        • jmk

          It’s getting to the point that Sanford’s expeditions on the Appalachian Trail look normal… and Bill Clinton’s beej has a kind of quaint, old-fashioned charm.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    I mean, how the fuck does someone start off as a h.s. wrestling coach/molester and end up Speaker of the House? What a perv career trajectory.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      Remember young Jedi – in 1998 Denny Hastert was the “clean” GOP Rep. (compared to Newt and Mark Livingston, at the time he was)

  • Callyson

    Jesus, what a week. Between the Duggars and this story, I need to schedule an extra trip to the liquor store so I can avoid thinking about this crap…

    • Vienna Woods

      Drinking tequila right now. It helps.

  • Hardly Ideal

    Five! Five! There are five lights! Just make the abuse stories stop!!

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      There….are….FOUR LIGHTS!

  • Beowoof14

    I knew that Butchy wife was a beard,

  • Cato56

    A photo with Denny and Josh Duggar would do both a world of good.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      I looked – no joy.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Looking at the amounts involved, there are more than likely others that were getting money. This story will very quickly get ewww ewww ewww.

  • 1JohnRyan1

    You are all jumping to conclusions that because he was a high school teacher this mis conduct involved a student. Yes it may have and maybe not
    He was also a boy scout leader. I think it as likely the vistims were boy scouts.
    So there

  • Ranina

    Hearing his name again brought back terrible recollections. I associate it with Bill Clinton’s Inquisitors. Most of them have turned out to be despicable hypocrites (surprise, surprise) and that entire fiasco was largely responsible for the downward spiral we’re in. (I hold Clinton accountable as well, for his hubris and arrogance and disdain for his country and family.) Yuck!!!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Not to mention Clinton’s mind numbing stupidity of setting himself up for an unforced error that the Village pounced on with a vengance. ZOMG, the blue dress! Sam Donaldson going into vapor lock live on the air! Clinton knew the irredeemable scum that were his enemies were looking for something, anything to pin him on, and he goes and carries on with Monica. Little head vetoing the big head, big time.

      • Zippy

        way to hand them their ammunition on a silver plate

  • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

    I said it before, and I’ll say it again:

    Hastert Rule Wrestling:
    No holes barred!

  • sj660

    Republicans ❤️being gay, just as long as it’s older man/little boy style. Actual loving couples? To hell with them!

  • Come here a minute

    Aw, come on, they was just rasslin’!!

    • Celtic_Gnome

      “Billy, do you like gladiator movies?”

  • Bill T.

    The DOJ needs to shake the pedophile tree a little harder to see who else falls out. Entertain us!

    • Not Sayin

      I think it’s plenty already.

      • Bill T.

        I don’t.

  • Cismontane

    Well, if Duggar can diddle little kids in the name of the FRC and the goppergods, then surely Hastert should be able to as well?

    I’d love to comment more on this, but like most Dems, I’m far too preoccupied with just enjoying the schadenfreude right now..

    • Unforgotten

      I am more interested in seeing Hillary debating with the Republican candidate that she’ll have have to face and the (not so) poor idiot brings back those days when Bill was impeached…
      If Hillary is in a good mood she’ll only talk about the (R)s that screamed the loudest for him to step down or else… and had to step down themselves.
      If she’s in a killer mood she’ll bring this guy’ story.
      In any case that’s what the guy (not gonna call him by his name, he’s not worth it) is now, a great statement on the (disgusting!) hypocrisy of some politicians, besides what he is.

  • Zippy

    It’s not that Republicans are necessarily less moral than Democrats (though the way things are going, they might in fact be), it’s just that they’re such sanctimonious assholes right up to the moment they get caught…

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Even after they get caught, they remain sanctimonious. Just look at Pat Robertson…he got his wings clipped 27 years ago, and he’s still grifting grandma out of her social security check.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Well, the warm fuzzies from the 52-year gay couple sure didn’t last long.

    And people still argue that these people are what’s needed to turn the country around. I know liberals aren’t perfect, but, Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

  • Cismontane

    Fuxnews is actually carrying this story,, and helpfully noted that the Republican Great White Hope of the Clinton era entered office with a net worth of barely $270,000 and left with $17 million. Not made $17 million after he left office – he got a lot richer than afterwards.. Somehow made it while he is Speaker. Methinks somebody should be investigating more than just his kid diddling here.. Thanks Fux.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      $170,000 a year, saved up for 100 years, is exactly $17MM. What’s the problem?

  • Helena Handbag

    Why do people with this sort of secret go into public life where they know they will be scrutinized and will have many enemies trying to dig up dirt on them at every turn?? I think they want, deep down, to get caught.

    • dshwa

      Ego. They believe they’re special, or god lurves them a ton, or whatever, and that they won’t get caught.

      • Barley_Brains

        Yup. Egomania.

    • Kat Anyperson

      I’m not so sure that that they want to be caught so much as they are too stupid to realize they will be.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      The hubris, the hubris….exterminate the brutes.

    • D Ash

      Because they believe that the other person liked it just as much as he did. And of course he believes, since he knows that he’ll never reveal the secret of illicit pleasure shared, the boy won’t either.

  • guppy06
    • D Ash

      That being the case, why go on and trumpet “See there? I told you so!” if, as you assert, you hate it so much?!

      • guppy06

        Because I can.

  • guppy06

    We’d hoped Hastert’s shameful secret was maybe NOT the worst thing imaginable

    I’d say our imaginations have been considerably broadened over the past week or so.

  • guppy06

    it is rare for pedophiles to abuse just the one kid, just the one time

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suai1lU4x-g

  • malsperanza

    I am reservating a small bit of my contempt and revulsion for Individual A, who had the chance to stop Hastert cold, but stayed silent and took the cash.

    WE ARE STILL LIVING WITH THE HASTERT RULE, YOU FUCK.

    • this.

    • cleos_mom

      If Hastert was Dennis Nobody, the victim might have been able to do that. Individual A might have figured the legal system had the cards already stacked against him and he probably would have been right.

      • cessnadriver

        A waited until Miss Dennie was making the money and then blackmailed. That’s the only reason: he knew that Miss Dennie was a soulless prick and would go for the money after leaving office.

  • guppy06
    • Tio_Doidinho

      Leda! Slutting it up with that nasty, nasty swan!

    • Bee-Doo

      Wait, is that Ann Romney?

    • that totally looks like an eagle.

      which is probably a whole other myth.

      • Querolous

        Yep, Zeus and Ganymede. Hera really got pissed.

        • Zyxomma

          Cupbearer, as I recall, was to be his job on Olympus.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            2 gods, 1 cup.

  • Cismontane

    Somewhere, in a secret room deep below the gutters of WDC, Reince Priebus is holding an emergency meeting of GOP 2016 hopefuls in line to get RNC funding for various elections: “Alright all of you. We can’t mess around any more. I need to know now. Have you or have you not ever diddled kids?”

    • Querolous

      Upsies fir”Diddlegate”, but now I need to clean my monitor.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    I heard a mainstream, half-assed apologia for Hastert saying that he “may” have been involved in an “inappropriate sexual relationship”. What the feck??? Sexual contact between an adult teacher and a child is not a “relationship”, it’s fucking criminal predation. The Old Boys Club rears it’s ugly head again…

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Love the attempted deflection of “inappropriate” . . . as if it might have been “appropriate”, but mistakes were made.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        ‘xactly.

  • Fly

    This is what you would call a traditional republican scandal.

  • Not Sayin

    I just can’t take so much good news all the goddamn time. I hope this old man gets what he’s got coming. If I had my way what he’d have coming is a major crisis of conscience and not enough life left to do anything about it. Hope he sheds his mortal coil feeling miserable, lonely and guilty as fuck.

    • D_C_Wilson

      I’m hoping next week we find out about Santorum’s Grindr account.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      If even a scintilla of this stuff is true, I assume he is capable of feeling self-pity but not remorse or guilt.

  • Read Henry Vinson’s ‘Confessions of a DC Madam’

    • D_C_Wilson

      Does Hastert have his own chapter?

    • ButchWagstaff

      I’m thinking I need to get a copy of that. Ever since I moved to Richmond I had heard rumors about the sex work in DC since there was a bit an overlap with sex work here due to proximity. I knew one transwoman who bragged about her dates in DC with legislators. She never named names, obviously. Maybe she was making it up but who knows?

  • Kat Anyperson

    What… the… frak….

    “CBS 2 Chief Correspondent Jay Levine reports, Hastert was neither been
    seen or heard from publicly on Friday, but he has told close friends
    that he was sorry people had to go though this ordeal.

    “I am a victim, too,” Hastert told them.

    http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2015/05/29/dennis-hastert-to-friends-i-am-a-victim-too/

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Oh no….no he didn’t. I’m not often rendered speechless. I hope karma is a baseball bat.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      As a victim of extortion, he does have a point. If he expects sympathy, however…

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Yeah. Victim of his own stupidity.

      • Lot_49

        Or his own desire lust for gym-class prison-sex.

    • cessnadriver

      The official repig line is that he’s a victim of the liberal press and gubmint.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    It never ceases to amaze me how often (R) stands for (repressed).

  • Incoming Ham

    This is the second flat the Republican clown car has had this week.

  • Vienna Woods

    Well, at least he’s clear on what makes a marriage:

    Dennis Hastert about the Marriage Protection Amendment: “For thousands of years the definition of marriage has been the union between one man and one woman. Marriage is the very foundation of our society where families are formed and communities are established.”
    Source: USnewswire.com

    Fuck this asshole. Oh, wait….

    • Lot_49

      Well, who you marry and who you “touch inappropriately”have nothing to do with each other, right?

  • guppy06

    This week on Wonkette has been brought to you by…

    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/196/613/9b0

  • JD Mulvey

    Gee I wonder how FOX is covering this story? Let’s just see…

    Aha! They briefly interrupted their 24-7 fake Hillary Clinton scandal coverage to briefly mention that Hastert “may have” violated federal banking laws.

    Nice to know that Grandpas throughout the land are getting the full story.

  • ButchWagstaff

    I thought that “GOP” meant “Grand Old Party”. Turns out it probably meant “Group Of Pedophiles”.

    • Antimassacree

      Greedy Old Perverts

  • Jerry Howe

    Imagine getting physically close to this mass of flab.
    YECH !!!!!

    • nightmoth

      Historic photo—He was a teacher/coach from ages 23-39.

  • gene108

    Fox News for beat to the punch by the AP. AP already has a story about the “Illinois Democrat”

    http://hosted2.ap.org/APDEFAULT/3d281c11a96b4ad082fe88aa0db04305/Article_2015-05-28-10%20Things%20to%20Know-Friday/id-ab816cb64b174cdfa4eb7bb3d4034ad6

    • Antimassacree

      Fact checking? We don’ need no steenking fact checking!

  • lesterthegiantape

    I used to be able top masturbate to half the stories on here. Now it’s all this nasty stuff. Back to LL Bean and Consumer Reports, I guess.

    • MyLovelyNose

      “Our Top Ten Boots, boots, boots, boots . . . “

  • cleos_mom

    Figured it had to be either molesting someone underage or a murder. After all, things like extramarital affairs are Legal And Moral Outrages and/or impeachable offenses only if you’re not Republican.

  • JustPixelz

    (I am so late to this party.)

    Hastert was just two heartbeats from the presidency. And one of those hearts was Cheney’s which assumes facts not in evidence.

    • richardgrabman

      Hmmmm… I’ve got a long memory, and recall during the Bush v Gore dust-up, there was speculation on what would happen if the election wasn’t resolved. Hastert was asked, and said he wouldn’t take the Presidency (which would have left it up to the President Pro Tem of the Senate — Strom Thrumond at the time). Wonder why Hastert was so quick to pass?

    • guppy06
  • SkepticTank

    For all you conspiracy theorists: Doesn’t $3.5 million seem like an exorbitant amount to blackmail someone for a coach-student sex abuse from decades ago? Statutes of limitations are up, He’s not an active politician. Sure, it would be embarrassing if revealed, and might cost him his lucrative lobbying career. But, he’s a rich man and could retire in style. And it is highly likely that he would claim a he said/he said defense from ages ago and it would all blow over.

    But consider this: Mark Allen Collman of Yorkville IL (Hastert’s hometown) and a 1975 graduate of Yorkville high school (where Hastert coached and taught 1965-1981), disappeared on 3 April, 1979. No body was ever found, but police suspected foul play. The case has never been solved.

    Just asking questions.

    • JD Mulvey

      He has to have assumed that the money he’d make with a clean reputation was worth the amount he was paying. K-Street probably pays former Speakers pretty well, I’d imagine. Maybe he thought if it came out his wife would divorce him and take half of everything?

      • cessnadriver

        Sounds more like he’s paying for time not spent in jail.

        Blackmailing a former Speaker is a national security crime. All Miss Dennie had to do was go to the authorities and let them know he was being extorted and they’d “visit” the blackmailer.

        BUT: there is no statute of limitations on murder.

    • cessnadriver

      Thank you thank you thank you.

      A revelation of gheyness would certainly hurt Miss Dennie’s future employment, but the repig party takes care of it’s disgraced members. The Talibunny, furhman, north, liddy….

      Your theory makes more sense.

    • cessnadriver
    • idiotboy

      That is what I have been thinking, 100k or so seems like a “proper” amount to avoid embarrassement. 3.5mill is a large coverup and again no IRS charges (yet) for the reciever.
      I am afraid that I would probably let that sack of shit diddle me for 3.5 and my wife would heartliy approve. Even the kids would get behind that one, pay off the college loans.
      With a condom of course and a one way trip to Fiji following the disgraceful act, with a stop in Switzerland for plastic surgery.
      I think we could live on that for awhile. Could also afford a new doublewide.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Jeez, you kill one boy and they call you a murderer!

    • Randy Riddle

      A rather sad side note to the Mark Allen Collman disappearance – his brother, who was a flight attendant on Flight 11, died in the 9/11 tragedy.

      http://atlantic-lines.blogspot.com/2014_09_11_archive.html

    • Googlethat

      His son was running for his old seat in 2010 .
      A pedophile pop wouldn’t much have helped his chances of being elected .

  • Rufus T. Firefly

    It’s Cocktober already?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      This gives me an idea for a new party slogan:

      “It’s Always Cocktober in the GOP!”

  • cherrybop

    He probably used My Little Pony toys as bait to lure children into his van. The sickness of bronies knows no boundries.

    If bronies knew how to man up properly, they wouldn’t have to be luring kids and/or innocent horses into their sex traps. Here is some music that will help them man up. You can thank me later.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mX21mg6PBw

  • arundel

    That sculpture is legit amazing. Not snarking, look at the dynamism and precise musculature of it. The way the toes flex, touching the ground. And someone carved that, by hand. Extraordinary.

  • CripesAmighty

    Ew. Beginning to wonder: did some ClubForGrowth type engineer a leveraged buyout of the GOP by NAMBLA, and forget to issue the press release?

    Can’t wait for the next episode of ‘Dear ShitFerBrains’ to see how they ‘splain this week’s hijinks.

  • Dorothy Nelson

    Doughy Right Wing Creeps. Wish them all into the cornfield, please… the mental image each time is AW. FUL.

  • Dan Rittmann

    How did Larry Flynt miss this?

    • MyLovelyNose

      Larry Flynt’s not interested in fondling young men who are subordinate to him, I guess. Not interested in using his power that way. I know, weird, huh?

      • Dan Rittmann

        Is it possibly that you don’t know that Larry Flynt took down Hastert’s predecessor Bob Livingston over the fact that Livingston had four extramarital affairs while in office and was clamoring for the impeachment of Clinton. Flynt paid for information and released it after investigating it to highlight the hypocrisy of those who were going after Clinton. Those such as Denny Hastert. If Flynt would have had this info on Hastert, Hastert would have been exposed the

  • YayConspiracy

    You don’t have be conservative to be a pedophile… but it sure helps.

    • IRemainUnrepentantKolokotronis

      Just ask Bill Clinton about Pedophile Isle. Da Plane, Da Plane!

    • bariola

      No it doesn’t. Evil is an equal opportunity employer. Beyond that, the false left/right paradigm is used by the power elite to give us the illusion of choice. BOTH parties are owned by the corporations.

  • DahBoner

    wrestling coach

    Who would have suspected a wrestling coach liked to touch little boys?
    http://media3.giphy.com/media/bJIlIDnnbBLGM/200w_d.gif

  • Dane Janeiro

    Belligerent ghouls… https://youtu.be/xnZmSgOOdQc

  • McHale72

    As of right now, this article is complete BS. There are ZERO allegations that it was “kid diddling.” The allegations are that he had an inappropriate relationship with a male while a teacher. As of today, we don’t know it was someone under the age of consent. But don’t let that stop you from an easy click bait headline!

  • IRemainUnrepentantKolokotronis

    As a conservative, I never did like this self-serving SOB. More than enjoying his discomfort!

  • bariola

    Ever hear of the Franklin scandal? EVERY American should research it so that we will all come to the sickening but necessary realization that our government has been occupied (both parties) by warmongering, sociopathic, pedophilic Neros and Caligulas who view us as cattle.. http://www.franklincase.org/

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