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By now, we all know that Josh Duggar molested some of his sisters, and we also know that — because of the Duggar family’s gross, Quiverfull, patriarchal, Christian fundamentalist, Father-Knows-Best lifestyle — if you are a girl and you are molested or raped, you probably share some of the blame. Because you have the audacity to be a girl in the first place, and the fact that you even HAVE that vagina and those breasts is just a bridge too far. How can you expect menfolk to abide by simple rules like “look don’t touch?”

Boing Boing posted a page from the Duggars’ 2011 book A Love That Multiplies: An Up-Close View Of How They Make It Work, which shows just how much we are not kidding about how, in the Duggar worldview, you ladies really need to stop tempting the men to diddle you, by merely existing:

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Ladies, you are DEFRAUDING yourselves when you dress in any way that a Duggar might find “immodest” or whore-tastic. As we learned recently from the teaching materials of Bill Gothard, the cultish fundamentalist homeschooling guru the Duggars just LOVE, even tiny little girl children are guilty of being Jezebel temptresses, running around naked and like, such as:

modesty

But it can be so hard to figure out what you can and cannot wear, so here are some clothing items you should probably stay away from, if you are Duggar-adjacent in any way:

  • As we see above, diapers. But if you are a little girl and insist on wearing them, you should never, EVER need your diaper changed when there is a boy around.
  • Your birthday suit, when you are bathing. Good girls wear full body suits, LOOSE ONES, when it is bath time.
  • Yoga pants, DUH.
  • Bathing suits.
  • Ugg Boots. These will not arouse any men, but they are ugly.
  • Prom dresses, because you will give the homeschool dads chaperoning the dance uncomfortable boners. You shouldn’t be dancing anyway, slut.
  • Really, dresses of any kind. Because dudes know you’re harboring women-parts under there.
  • Anything that shows the following parts of your body: ALL THE BODY PARTS, KATIE.
  • In fact, would you mind leaving your breasteses at home when you go out in public?
  • But don’t leave them anywhere Josh Duggar might find them! Put them in a safe.
  • Colorful socks, because we all know that lady feet are an upward slippery slope to girl parts.
  • Fuck it, just wear a burqa.

And probably many other things! Let us know what other things we should avoid wearing, to make sure we don’t tempt any Duggar boys, in the comments below, which do not exist and are not allowed.

[Boing Boing via Christian Nightmares and JoeMyGod]

 

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  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Yes, girls, dress to draw attention to your countenance, because that’s where Duggar Diddler will be aiming.

  • PubOption
    • Silence Is Golden

      She seemed completely out of control! Showing bare skin like that. She should be stoned!!!

  • Vicious Babushka

    Is that why they are wearing the 1980’s hair, which was The Worst Hair Decade of the entire 20th Century.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I was fortunate during the 80’s…I was under military discipline then and thus avoided all the hair catastrophes of the decade.

    • tihond

      It is the hair of Reagan and therefore the hair that pleases god.

    • Relativicus

      Helllooooooo… The Rachel?

      • Lizzietish81

        Dorothy Hamill for the lose.

        I had that. *shudder*

        • andreamd

          I was told I had given my son a Dorothy Hamill haircut – when he was 2- so we started going to the barbershop

        • JustPixelz

          I see you now sport “The Helen Hunt” in your avatar.

      • MrBlobfish

        If I remember my World History correctly, that would be from the 90’s.

        • Relativicus

          Zactly! And that’s why the 80’s were not the all-time worst hairdo decade, AND why it was the best summer ever.

  • dslindc

    I’ve been wearing homosexuality since birth and I haven’t been diddled by any Duggars. Success!

    • Antonin Dvorak

      Do you live in Arkansas? That might have contributed in part to your success.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Yup, just wear a burqa. And be sure to keep your temptress mouth shut at all times, beeyotch.

    • MrBlobfish

      Next thing ya know, dem dames is gonna wanna drive a car.

      • Blank Ron

        I heard that in the next county over they’re allowed to *whispers* vote!

      • Or leave the house without a male chaperone.

    • guppy06

      Kinda hard to tell with the Talibangelicals where “serious” ends and “sexual roleplay” begins.

  • elpinche

    Are they rehearsing for their new Broadway musical “Diddler on the Roof” ??

    • kindness

      The Duggars prefer the Dr. Seuss versions probably. I’ll let others fill in the words.

  • PubOption

    Why is Jim Bob dressed like a Muslim? Is he trying to get the Teabaggers to disown him?

    • jviscont1

      looks like a promo pic from the rollout of 19 and counting on Turkish TV

  • chiefkurtz

    I thought they found women’s countenance, or ‘C Spot’ in the 60s. Nina Hartley has a series of videos on how to arouse it.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I met Nina Hartley once. Very nice lady. Smart, too.

      • chiefkurtz

        I did too. I asked her if she was in any other movies besides ‘Boogie Nights’.

    • guppy06

      I’m pretty sure she has a series of videos on how to arouse just about anything.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      But she was never offered her own series on TLC. Life is unfair.

  • memzilla

    Oh please, Heartland Fundaloonybin Ammosexuals, where’s your outcry that the ladies have a Second Amendment solution to this problem?

  • Oblios_Cap

    Don’t wear anything. I won’t mind.

    Geez, these people are sick.

  • kindness

    Funny thing is, is that crazy right wing Christian conservatives hate Muslims most of all but their theological stances are almost identical.

    Go figure.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      They differ on the veneer of their faith (that is, what to call the Almighty) but otherwise they are in total harmony. Well, the Christianists are still intensely jealous of Wahhabists who get to actually have “Religious Police” that go around yelling at foul temptresses who show hand flesh in public.

    • tinywriting

      The Narcissism of Small Differences.

  • tihond

    Also make sure not to dress like a boy, lest some of the others get ideas.

  • Relativicus

    I know this will be an unpopular opinion — especially around here — but personally, I find nothing erotic in the act of changing diapers. Not even the poo! And I am not ashamed of this opinion, nor will I change my mind. So, slam me all you want, libtards.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      DAVID VITTER LIBELZ1!11!

      • Hardly Ideal

        As Obama almost said, I’m not sure we should worry about libeling someone who really could stand to be libeled.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Obviously, you’re not a Duggar. Because the revelation of female flesh that is normally not scene causes uncontrollable temptation in a Duggar, without regard to context.

      • Gleem-McShinez

        Covered in poop, A mere child, your own sister.

        That’s ALL THREE STRIKES in one. Duggar’s Dong be fuckin’ gross.

    • SK

      Fine, keep wearing those soiled diapers then. See if we care.

  • Joshua Norton

    Duggars’ 2011 book A Love That Multiplies: An Up-Close View Of How They Make It Work,

    So much wrong in one place that a person would need PowerPoint and Excel charts just to start to make a dent in the gross wrongness of it.

    • Blank Ron

      And then you get to page 2.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Among the many, many things that these fundamentalist idiots do not get is that “provocative” dress and manner is entirely relative. On a beach where all the ladies are in bikinis, it’s the one in a thong who gets all the attention. In a Baptist church pew, it’s the lady whose blouse is unbuttoned just that one button more than the others. There is no way to eliminate “temptation” without making every woman dress and act exactly. the. same.

    Which, come to think of it, might be the ultimate goal. Robots for Christ!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Subtle things like context are lost on these twits.

    • SterWonk

      Also too, I thought it was God’s job to deliver us from evil, and lead us not into temptation? Whoops. And ISTR lots of people in the Bible being tempted by lots of things, and the “good” ones resisted temptation.

  • Callyson

    Now I am curious to know what the term “defraud” actually means:

    To take something from by fraud; swindle: defrauded the immigrants by selling them worthless land deeds.

    (Law) (tr) to take away or withhold money, rights, property, etc, from (a person) by fraud; cheat; swindle

    to deprive of a right, money, or property by fraud.

    tl;dr: wingnuts don’t know how to use a dictionary…

    http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–ENZaz6pA–/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/ah5elbjvcffgrnzzoo5i.gif

    • Silence Is Golden

      If the woman is going to dress in an immodest manner and tell the lusting man he can’t have sex with her, she has committed fraud. She is property.

      • malsperanza

        Breach of contract, alsotoo.

  • Joshua Norton

    Duggar family’s gross, Quiverfull, patriarchal, Christian fundamentalist, Father-Knows-Best lifestyle

    I love how any indiscretion can be totally minimized by invoking a sudden adherence to god. Seriously. Now I don’t have to feel bad about all those bodies buried in the back yard.

    • Silence Is Golden

      Did you ask God to forgive you your sins?

    • jmk

      It was just god’s will that they got in the way of your swinging scythe.

  • Left Coast Tom

    Defrauding means “stirring up sensual desires that cannot be righteously fulfilled”

    Apparently the Duggars invent their own language instead of simply using English.

    • Learned that from the Palins.

    • Viva La Tabula Raza

      I think that in my day we called that “cock-teasing” or “blue-balling.”

      • bozilingus

        I was a cock-teaser for Roosterama…

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Typical of a cult. They have their own vocabulary, comprehensible only to cult members.

  • So, does this mean that only men should change the diapers of baby boys because temptation argle-bargle? (Yeah, that’ll happen…)

    • Silence Is Golden

      Apparently only the men are tempted by what’s under a diaper. Or bedsheets…

  • JustPixelz

    Will burqas still covered by Obamacare as contraception?

    http://www.zarinas.com/burqas.shtml

  • bozilingus

    Those outfits they wear in the top photo, are they a little…ethnic? At least for Middle America?

    • Lizzietish81

      I was thinking that they’re a bit too middle America for those outfits. Especially Pa Duggar.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …guess what FOX, I think I found that “creeping Sharia” that you have been looking for!

  • Ellis_Weiner

    Wait a minute. “Bill Gothard”? He did? And that’s our business how? Oh, no, I see. Because of this: “This was not a major reason for the offending, but it allowed my little sister to be open to what I made her do.”

    So Bill Gothard with his little sister? And there was offending? Because she was “open”?

    These people aren’t just hypocritical and icky. They’re bizarre.

  • lesterthegiantape

    My wife only has a face. If she had a countenance I might not make so many lewd demands.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I don’t know if I can countenance that remark, now that you’ve said it oot lewd.

      • Me not sure

        Go home Canadian!

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Who’s to say I’m not?

          Or maybe I’m actually in your house right now, being secretly Canadian.

          • Me not sure

            Needz moar border fence!

          • Left Coast Tom

            No use…under the Webster-Ashburton Treaty Canadians can freely canoe across the Minnesota/Ontario Boundary Waters.

            It being understood that all the water-communications, and all the usual
            portages along the line from Lake Superior to the Lake of the Woods;
            and also Grand Portage, from the shore of Lake Superior to the Pigeon
            river, as now actually used, shall be free and open to the use of the
            citizens and subjects of both countries.

          • Me not sure

            So that’s how Shatner got in!

          • Blank Ron

            How are you being ‘secretly Canadian’? Did you put ketchup on your fries instead of vinegar?

          • Left Coast Tom

            I thought Canadians poured gravy on their fries?

          • Vienna Woods

            As long as you don’t think it’s mayo, because we do not, despite rumours to the contrary.

          • bobbert

            Belgieghazi!

          • Blank Ron

            Only if there’s cheese curds in between.
            Damn, now I want poutine for dinner.

          • guppy06

            A crypto-Canadian doesn’t let “bout” and “boat” rhyme.

  • Matthew Hawkins

    If Josh Duggar was taken to a strip club would he explode? Or are those girls too old?

    • Blank Ron

      I’d pay good money to watch his face as he enters one. I would.

  • JustPixelz

    “…lady feet are an upward slippery slope to girl parts

    Men will want to go up on you.

    • Me not sure

      Just ask Dick Morris.

  • Callyson

    Also, it’s time for the good people from SlutWalk to pay the Duggars a visit…

  • bozilingus

    In the picture of the 4 girls, they are smiling. Won’t this make men think impure thoughts?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      THOSE TEETH! LET’S GET BUSY!

      • bozilingus

        Everyone knows that when a lady smiles at you, she wants your “essence”, amirite?

        • Silence Is Golden

          Quit telling our secrets!

        • Me not sure

          ” I don’t avoid the company of women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.”

      • Me not sure

        Actually there are lots of places in Arkansas where women with teeth are considered a turn-off.

        • guppy06

          Obamacare doesn’t include dental for adults.

    • beatbort

      I’d have impure thoughts even if they were frowning.

    • Silence Is Golden

      They also curled their hair! And makeup! Defrauding little tarts!

      • Vienna Woods

        And Daddy is the one who tells them to curl their hair. That’s not strange at all, oh no.

  • Lizzietish81

    Apparently this is just something that happens….in fundamentalist families…

  • Gristle McThornbody

    Nun’s habits won’t save you from being raped.
    Burqas won’t save you from being raped.
    Military uniforms won’t save you from being raped.

    The only fucking thing that will save you from being raped is to teach men that rape and sexual abuse is never okay. Not ever. Not with anyone. It’s a really simple concept and I’m amazed that we’re STILL TRYING TO TEACH WOMEN THAT THEY’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR IMMORAL AND ILLEGAL BEHAVIOR FROM MEN. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY!

    • tinywriting

      JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY!
      What a beautiful prayer!

      • Me not sure

        Amen brother. I say it every day.

    • JustPixelz

      From the intertubes…

      Ten rape prevention tips:

      1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

      2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

      3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

      4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

      5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

      6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

      7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

      8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

      9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

      10. Don’t fucking rape people.

      • Gristle McThornbody

        Thank you! I was getting too rabid to make sense, but this list is a thing of beauty.

    • Hardly Ideal

      Hell, I’m still amazed that with the passage of my dear California’s consent law, we’ve finally caught up with the moral prudes in the BDSM community.

    • malsperanza

      Preventing rape is not the purpose of forcing women to wear burqas and habits. No one gives a fuck if women are raped. Preventing men from having a hard time keeping to their marriage vows, or otherwise feeling improper feelings, is the purpose. Because if men are tempted into sin, they have to live with the sin, and maybe risk time in Purgatory. Which is really unfair, considering that it was the fault of the temptress woman.

      This is the principle in conservative Islam, Christianity, and Judaism. Women must cover up for the sake of men. They themselves are wholly unclean and beyond worrying about. Any anyway are not 100% human.

      • Gristle McThornbody

        If men don’t want to risk living with the sin of rape, all they need to do is not rape. It can be done. It’s done every day by billions of men.

        • malsperanza

          A subtle point missed by serious religious authorities of all the major religions everywhere.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Ladies, you are DEFRAUDING yourselves when you dress in any way that a Duggar might find “immodest” or whore-tastic.

    Not quite. They’re “defrauding” the men by making them think about sex without being prepared to actually have sex with them.

    I mostly had no use for the late Lewis Grizzard, but he was dead on when he said (I’m paraphrasing), If a woman dresses sexy, it might mean she’s interested in having sex. Just not necessarily with you.

    • Blank Ron

      In this case I think we can safely leave out the qualifier.

    • Vienna Woods

      Here I thought the word that fits that definition was “cock-tease”. Ya earn something new every day.

  • bozilingus

    “Gypsies, tramps and pervs…”

  • FrenchFriar

    The word of the Duggars’ deity just happens to sound exactly like the word of earthly, white male, misogynist bigots. What a coincidence.

  • MrBlobfish

    I just scrolled by a picture of Miranda Kerr. Do I have to start molesting women and children now? So confused.

    • Blank Ron

      How do you think I feel? You almost never see ponies wear clothes, ever. My legs are crossed so hard my ankles are leaving permanent impressions in my calves.

  • tinywriting

    Can we wear checks or plaids with that?

    • Zippy

      no white chastity belts after Labor Day (although with these breeders, pretty much every day is labor day)

  • Lizzietish81

    It’s also important to remember that sexual assault isn’t about being horny, it’s about domination. It’s a reminder to the Duggar ladies that they are property of the men.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Yup. This here is the bottom line.

    • dshwa

      This.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Just have the delivery nurse install a chastity belt immediately after birth, before any male member of the family is allowed to hold the baby. It’s the only way to stop Duggar Diddling. Nobody is going to buy the excuse of “we didn’t pray enough.”

  • Rick Hill

    Good to see such progress in America. A truly religious woman covers herself at all times. Tell me now, are women found guilty for causing men to rape them yet?

    Yours,
    Ali Khamenei

  • sillyclucker

    I’m surprised all females aren’t locked in the basement and only brought out when needed.

    • Wonkaholic

      They are. The ones you see in public are just shown to lure others into the net.

    • SK

      Just put a Subway counter down in the basement. They never need to be brought out then.

    • Blank Ron

      It was considered, but it makes for lousy TV.

  • willi0000000

    OK . . . that’s it ladies . . . please remove all your skin so as not to offend.

  • beatbort

    I’m going out on a limb here and predicting that the son wasn’t the only member of the male Duggar clan who was hitting on that bevy of beauties. With 17 pregnancies to live through, old Jim Bob’s penis has had some serious down time. And down time is the devil’s workshop. Just sayin here, but we have only begun to see the tip. Of the proverbial iceberg, that is.

    • sillyclucker

      As long as it’s just the iceberg. Not wanting to see any other tips.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    If you try to impose “Sharia Law” in America, the Christianists are outraged. Change the name of it to “Jesus Law” and the Christianists rally to your cause.

    • Zippy

      it’s getting to the point where they will need to start wearing uniforms with their team name on the back, just to tell the difference between them

  • docterry6973

    Now, now. We’ve been assured that Jeebus has already forgiven the young scamp. And healed the girls of any psychological pain I’m sure. Funny how Jim Bob doesn’t address that.

  • nightmoth

    I had been told by fuzzymentalists that women are not supposed to wear pants because of a verse in Deuteronomy BUT now I realize that females should not wear pants because skirts give easier access.

    • jmk

      I’ve always suspected that was the real reason.

    • Lizzietish81

      Fun factoid: Pants were seen as barbaric by the Romans…until they went north and experienced cold genitals.

    • anniegetyerfun

      In Saudi Arabia, you have to wear both.

    • guppy06

      BUT now I realize that females should not wear pants because skirts give easier access

      Well… when a man and a woman love each other very very much, that’s exactly why she should wear skirts…

  • Wonkaholic

    Whatever you do, don’t dress like a boy. Not with all those Duggars coming out of the closet these days.

    Oh wait, that hasn’t been made public yet.

  • Me not sure

    As a hypothetical, let’s say a certain politician from a southern state liked to dress in women’s clothing(weekends only) and a Duggar came to his door . Would he be obliged to let that person in? Would that be fraud also too?

    • beatbort

      As long as he didn’t have sex with him, for procreation purposes, then it’s OK

      • Me not sure

        Intent counts? Who knew?

  • Zap Rowsdower

    These people are getting turned on by their little sisters? Little sisters small enough to wear diapers? What the fuckity fuck?

    • anniegetyerfun

      Right? I just changed a diaper, and I can testify that the only thing in my mind was, “Ew.”

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Out here in the non-homeschooled world, we use the term “sexual predator”.

      • gedjcj

        Even in the home-schooling world we use that term, if we happen not to be Right Wing Christianist Women Hating Patriarchical Nut Jobs.

  • beatbort

    The word of the day is “defrauding”, which is exactly what The Learning Channel has done to its subscribers. They have used false pretenses to suggest that viewers could learn anything useful from the Duggar Family other than to avoid them like the Plague.

  • artem1s

    Is it too much to hope that all the Klown Kar Kandidates will take this up as a platform in their Preznitting election grift speeches? Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket, and really stoopid enemies… pretty please, with a cherry on top!

  • Walter Wellstone

    How is this different from what the Taliban impose on Afghan women? It isn’t. So, the main question is why haven’t these fuckers (all Christianistas, really) all moved to Afghanistan? Better yet, they should all move to Pakistan’s Northwest Frontier Territories to help the Taliban consolidate their rule in that region. Go, motherfuckers. Go!

    • beatbort

      Word!

    • malsperanza

      Seems a bit hard on the people of Afghanistan. What did they ever do to deserve drones, Imperialist wars, or Duggars?

  • JennOfArk

    Henceforth, fingering one’s sisters shall be known as “Duggaring.”

    • Celtic_Gnome

      And anyone who engages in said actions will be referred to as a Duggar.

  • MrBlobfish

    This is why Red Statists are so quick to bring up incest and bestiality in any argument about homosexuality. They are the ones doing it.

    • tihond

      The sheep need to be wary of their countenance.

  • mardam422

    “Little people to not realize their nakedness right away. It takes several years for them to grasp it.”

    I’ve been “grasping” my “nakedness” for quite some time now.

    • pattyp

      How YOU doin’?

  • Me not sure

    In every picture of Jim Bob I see he looks like he has a beer belly. Has he been hittin’ the Old Milwaukee?
    And no, “hittin’ the Old Milwaukee” isn’t a sexual euphemism.

  • janecita

    I’m so happy that I’m free to wear whatever the hell I want to! I find it really upsetting that these freaks believe that all men are uncontrollable sex fiends, it is utterly pathetic.

    • Dee Andee

      For men like these, any excuse to be a complete cock knocker and then blame someone else for it, well hell, it’s their mantra! Then they can be guilt-free cock knockers!

      • janecita

        Sad but true.

  • Blank Ron

    You can’t have them wear a burqa. Only women wear burqas, so if you see one in the street you KNOW there’s a woman inside it, and boing, there you are, inflaming men again. Clearly the only solution is to keep them in harems, though I’m not sure who they’d get to make sammiches.

    • bozilingus

      AOT,K.

  • JParkerSD46

    I’m wondering what Papa JB and Aaron Rodger’s evil twin are doing with their hands that aren’t visible in the picture. Whatever they want is the correct answer because female Duggar is female and has tempted them. They are powerless to resist her lady-parts (brought to you by Satan.).

  • John Eubanks

    If she ain’t good enough fer her own kin I dang shore don’t want her! Has got a purty mouth tho.

  • RoyalUglyDude

    It’s official: Fez hats are no longer cool.

    • Malmborg Implano

      That’s why Amy and River got rid of it immediately!

    • Roger_of_Arabia

      Ataturk knew that, that’s why he outlawed them.

  • “Did somebody say ‘stirring up sensual desires that cannot be righteously fulfilled’?!?”

    • D_C_Wilson

      He’s still the one I’m betting will be the first to write a tell all book.

      • Vienna Woods

        Tell-all musical, more like.

        • guppy06

          /jazzhands

      • dshwa

        My money is on Jinger. But he’s my second pick. And first pick to be caught giving a BJ to his “buddy.”

    • Beaumarchais?

      Is that the gay Duggar? He’s gonna need some therapy.

  • Gleem-McShinez

    DON’T COMMIT BONER FRAUD

  • lilsmytty

    I absolutely love this page. I am all for calling out the hypocrisy of a rapey-righty and the fundamentalist garbage dump of a soap-box from which he preaches his toxic and oppressive beliefs … I am however heartbroken for the public shame of the abused girls here–who don’t have the saving grace of being anonymous in this. Every day, hundreds of headlines, blasting your name, calling very public attention to your impossibly private agony, and watching the world dump insult and hate on a trauma that could in no way have even begun to ‘scab over’ yet. Whether we outright criticize the girls or not–even if we think we’re ‘defending them’ through our sarcasm and spite–it is an unnecessary attack on the victims, simply by dragging their story through the mud to support our own political rhetoric. Even if we’re right. (And I think we are!) As the ‘enlightened’ party… shouldn’t we be the ones who are evolved enough to make our point AND offer our protection to these young women?

    • Lizzietish81

      One, we only know that he assaulted some of his sisters, we don’t know which ones.

      Second, whose attacking them? Keep in mind the article is sarcastic when it says about being slutty.

      • lilsmytty

        I absolutely see the sarcasm–and can typically appreciate it–truly! In this situation though… it just feels wrong to make light of “Duggar sisters: diddled by brother’. We may not know their first names–but we are PLAINLY calling them out again and again. Again, I really do appreciate this page and the writing, and the sarcasm, and the irony of this headline. This article is funny–no doubt. I just don’t think we’re doing the victims any favors by dragging them along for our chuckles, again and again.

        • Gristle McThornbody

          Nobody here, and I mean nobody, is finding the plight of the girls amusing. If anyone even hinted that they found it amusing they’d be piled on and/or banhammered into a smear on the page.

          But, to quietly let this kind of shit pass and not say anything almost implies condoning it, or not caring one way or the other. The girls have no voice of their own. We’re it. We can express the outrage they can’t.

          • nightmoth

            Yes, this.
            Plus the only “rescue,” or healing, I can see for these girls is to be taken the heck away from this crazy family, and as long as the media downplays what’s happened, or loony christianistas make excuses for what’s happened, they are going to stay right there in Duggarland, where God has a dick (SOOO anthropomorphic) and Eve brought sin into the world, and all females are suspect because of Eve. The only good thing that’s coming out of this, so far, is that media is taking a closer look at the Quiverfull and Christian Patriarchy cults, and seeing that, hey, maybe those libtards and feminazis were correct in being concerned about the results of such a belief system. Like child abuse and forced pregnancy.

        • anniegetyerfun

          Keep in mind that the Duggar kids aren’t allowed to watch TV or surf the web. So they might not be quite as exposed to this as we are.

        • dshwa

          If exposing this shit now saves other girls in the future from this kind of misogynist victim blaming by exposing it to the cleansing light of day and public outrage, then it’s worth it.

          And to be frank, if the Duggar girls were treated the way the materials we’ve seen say they should be “counseled” after they were assaulted, they’re not over it or healed in any way.

    • SK

      Yeah, the best way to protect sexually molested women (and children) is by sparing the molester from any inquiry and instead focusing on the real cause: teh gheys.

      Likewise victims should never be made to relive their trauma by indicting the perpetrator, because, hey who has not sinned. Instead, let’s focus on Jay Z and Beyonce for their wanton lyrics and lifestyle.

    • splashy79

      Actually, the best protection is to remove them from the family ASAP. They are obviously at risk for more abuse.

    • AnOuthouse

      I don’t pay any attention to the Duggars so they’re anonymous to me.

  • Dee Andee

    Full explanation from one of them:

    http://www.largefamiliesonpurpose.com/2011/02/modest-dress-heart-of-issue-surrounding.html

    Many many pictures of ugly clothings. Many many excuses for ugly clothings, with the most important being that they wear skirts because pants make men look at their crotches and then think sinful thoughts and omg the men should be prevented from that and we do it because we love them.

    • Dee Andee

      And…the Duggar girls wear only skirts and well, that didn’t really help, did it?

      • Vienna Woods

        Easier access, in fact.

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    So rather blatantly, they are saying that men are utterly incapable of controlling their base, animal nature. They are simply walking dicks with no ability to control themselves, AT ALL, in any time even within their own families.

    And…men get to he head of household…why?

    • splashy79

      My first thought too. If men are so uncontrolled, why should they run ANYTHING? They are not capable of making good decisions, obviously.

    • nightmoth

      DUH–because God has a dick. Which we know because HE created MAN in HIS image. (Of course there’s a place in the Old Testament that mentions the milk from God’s breasts but never mind THAT—move along.)

      • RecreationalPilot

        And why does God have a dick when there isn’t anyone to bone?

        • JohnQFugly

          There must be someone in thine heavenly area up there. And maybe a divine loophole or three.

        • bobbert

          Well, God fucked over all humanity at least once.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    It was obviously a rookie mistake of these girls to remove their modest clothing when they went to bed. In fact, a sleeping woman or girl is clearly an irresistible temptation in itself, so they should probably stay awake from now on.

  • Suse

    Costumes inspired by my favorite gay cartoon characters?

  • intlet9949

    And the results of all of this sexual represssion

    • guppy06

      Nit-pick: abstinence does not make one a sexual predator (otherwise I’d have broken down and raped half the county by now). Rather, the job of priest (much like teacher, doctor and, in this example, cop) is a “position of trust” that grants them greater access to potential targets.

      But a culture of abstinence wherein it’s normal to never talk about any sort of sex life ever helps to keep things on the down-low (as does a complicit church).

  • Virginia Dreaming

    Apparently the one thing no woman should be without around Duggar men (?) is pepper spray or mace. If they need to learn a lesson about self control, so be it.

  • D_C_Wilson

    And yet there are countries where women are required by law to wear burqas or be similarly covered up and they still get raped. In fact, many of them are more likely to be sexually assaulted than a Duggar girl.

    It’s almost as if rape isn’t caused by what women wear.

  • anniegetyerfun

    Scrunchies. Those giant bands of wadded fabric around a ponytail or bun (both sexual hairstyles because of the words “tail” and “bun”) will drive a Duggar to distraction. But don’t wear your hair down either, slut.

    • Joseph

      Pippy Long Stocking style is the only way to quench lust. even at that, a tall willowy blond was a near thing.

      • anniegetyerfun

        I know far too many men who have confessed to childhood crushes on Pippi.

        • Joseph

          everybody in thier own bag. She never did much for me until I was 17 and my girlfirend showed up for a dance in a Pipi costume. She was something and could have worn a nuns habit and had the same effect.

  • Roger_of_Arabia

    I’m guessing that it took the Duggars four or five tries before they got their program perfected.

    • RecreationalPilot

      Or to a point where the girls were too scared to talk.

  • anniegetyerfun

    Also, what the fuck is that passage about changing a baby’s diaper from? DI’d David Vitter write that?

    • Dee Andee

      That’s from that Gothard BS tripe about how to counsel teen sex offenders.

  • AnOuthouse

    Apparently you need more than footie pajamas to stop enticing a teen Duggar.

    • RecreationalPilot

      If a girl walks by them too quickly, does the stiff breeze give them a prerape-inducing woody?

  • I haven’t perused the comments fully, but if nobody has posted this yet, you’re f-in’ welcome, teh Wonkette.
    This video is both woefully awkward and good and telling girls that their sluttish ways of wearing clothes they like is too tempting for men, who were built with no self control.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oartIE7rKuM

    • Joseph

      I’ll tell you what adds ot the beauty, the last bit of twilight illuminating the very fine hirs aon her breasts as he threads a worm on a hook for fishing. thisis minnesota and tehrt were three primary activities, trying to get laid, getting laid, and fishing. Sometimes all at the same time.

    • Vienna Woods

      There are no words to describe the douchiness of those young men.

      • Strepsi

        Also, at least 3 flaming mo’s who won’t give a flip what a girl wears as long as they get to change costumes for this video with their best friends.

      • I didn’t know there was one. But I’ll be honest; I’d be stoked if there was a video about lady boners over my immodest clothing. Share if you dare, Sausage Woods.

        • Vienna Woods
          • Oh, I’m so embarrassed for them.
            Also, “protect my purity”? Barf. That’s why I stopped having sex with Christian women.

          • Ashuri

            Ironic, considering they are wearing a version of the school girls outfit that most guys desire – they are dressed in a very un-duggar like way. Their skirts are up ABOVE the knee!

    • dansezlajavanaise

      aren’t they being immodest, shaking their hips like that?

    • Heather Miller

      girls with integrity are so hard to find these days (but we wont let that stop us from hunting her down and DEFRAUDING her of her integrity and chastity)

    • Ashuri

      Wow, I think that’s the definition of misogyny. And what makes integrity equal a style of dress? Crap like this devalues women, making them think that it’s their own fault if someone gets “impure thoughts” about them, and perpetuates the victim blaming of the rape culture. And he “needs” her modesty? Why, so he doesn’t get all hormone raged and want to do sexy fun time things?

  • Celtic_Gnome

    When I confessed to sexual desires, the priest advised me to throw myself in a snow bank when I had those feelings. It doesn’t snow in Arkansas?

    • RecreationalPilot

      They have wood chippers down there.

    • Joseph

      Odd my priest told me the same thing. but my lady friend would just join me. Between the admonitinos fthe priest, the cautionsof the nuns and those nubile perfctly formed young breasts: Alas, I’m going to hell.

  • As a Canadian, snowsuits are a real turn-on, eh?

  • RecreationalPilot

    That is one twisted family.

  • RecreationalPilot

    We all remember Joan of Arc, don’t we? She was as modest as it got.

    She refused to wear a dress in prison, for fear of being raped by the guards. They forced her into wearing a dress, only for a day, and then back to the men’s clothing it was. In fact, her male wardrobe prevented her from being raped once.

    Dressed as a man, dressed as a woman, it didn’t matter. Rapists rape.

    • Ashuri

      Wasn’t she burned at the stake?

  • VandeGraf

    Apparently Josh got horny at the drop of a hat. One of the girls came out of a dark room without a burqa or a hijab, whoops: Ah, ah, ah, ooooooooh, and Josh had to go clean up. How dare the wanton girls be…wanton girls!

    • JohnQFugly

      Even if he didn’t see them, he knew they existed, which was their fault for existing.

  • Catstro

    Sr. Catstro sure seems to think my culottes and German orthopedic sandals are a cockblock…

  • Joseph

    Well, i tall has to come off eventually. which is why I don’t like lace on ladies small clothes. gets caught in my teeth.

    • thepoliticalcat

      Haven’t heard ’em called “small clothes” since I was a wee weiner.

  • Whiskey Train

    No, just wear the full body burqa and be done with it.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Wouldn’t putting blindfolds on the menfolk use a lot less material?

      I thought that with 19 kids or whatever, the Duggars were supposed to be thrifty.

      • Portia Elm

        or just go ahead and put their eyes out. a permanent solution.

      • Ashuri

        They didn’t have to be TOO thrifty once they got their show – they were getting paid bucketloads. I admire them for getting out of the debt they had (well before they got their show, and the only reason people knew about them was Oprah), and literally they had every dollar budgeted. But then they got their show, and well, there was a lot more money to be “thrifty” with.

  • JohnQFugly

    Tune in next week as the Duggars watch Footloose only up to the point when the Pastor realizes that he’s completely out of his mind.

  • dshwa

    A burlap sack with two holes for eyes and tied at the ankles and wrists.

    • Logic of Color

      Or as the wife and I call it, Friday Night

  • kfreed

    “What Not To Wear If You Don’t Want To Get Diddled By A Duggar”

    This: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01428/Burqa_1428680c.jpg

    …and a chastity belt, just to be sure: http://www.dhgate.com/wholesale/chastity-devices/c018022029.html?f=bm|018022029000%20Chastity%20Devices%20Generic%20CC%20PS%20AW|21269338223|paid_search|adwords|chastity%20belt|018022029000%20Chastity%20Devices%20CC%20PS%20AW|QZ|c|e|018022029000|&gclid=CKq9xd-c48UCFYI-aQodqbcAig

    • Oh, my god, there’s flesh! Get her some gloves, quick!

  • Capt.Jim

    Dang Dang Finger bang the gawd damn crack of dawn was not even safe with this bunch around

  • OneDemin EOr

    Well, it’s really Jim-Boob’s fault as his, uh, contribution decides the gender of them thar babbies!

  • Jenny

    The only Duggar show I would bother watching would be if all the girls were sent off to different parts of the Wellesley Campus for a semester or two (they’d flunk out with all that high quality home education they’ve received). The boys can go off to Florida State or Syracuse for boobs, booze, and other college experiences.

    • Ashuri

      That would be awesome! And yes, the girls would flunk out because their education is based on how to make a home. Literally – their math is taught through recipes and things like that, according to a couple of freed Quiverfull no longer children I’ve come into contact with. A girl decided to go to college, her Quiverfull parents kicked her out, wouldn’t even sign her financial aid paperwork for school, and before she could even qualify for a four year college, she had to spend a lot of time (she’s not the only one I’ve heard this from, but hers is the most complete story I know because on what she plans on doing with her life) catching up with remedial classes in every subject because girls aren’t taught anything that they would be taught in real school before she could even qualify for a university. She plans on completing her degree and making a career out of easing the transition for girls escaping from situations like hers.

  • PigDootsMolloy

    Are the Duggars part of the moar gunz crowd as well?

  • hvdv

    As I am an educator, I am forced to interact with Penile-Americans on the daily. The struggle is real, which is why I wear a cardboard box to work. It completely cuts down on distraction.

  • Diana Price

    As a friend of mine pointed out, “Diddled by a Duggar” would make an EXCELLENT band name.

  • Ryan Denniston

    No dresses? Because dresses were okay in the 1950s, and we all know everything was perfect then.

    • dansezlajavanaise

      dresses were mandatory then, i believe. in fact, pants became legal in all situations for french women in 2013.

  • Magic Juan

    Ugg Boots. These will not arouse any men, but they are ugly.

    Ugg is actually a word shortened by leaving off letters from the front and back…the word is Fuggly

  • Zantippy Skiphop

    I have found, and my husband agrees, that before my mastectomy men were always thinking about my breasts. I think I could have been more modest and worn a garbage can around my torso but those are so hard to wear in the cars and somehow guys in other cars knew I had breasts even when I was just sitting there. But then I had to have a mastectomy and it totally cured that problem! Now men’s gazes just slide downward but really I don’t know how to NOT be a woman and I’m not allowed to wear pants to keep men from looking at puddle reflections. If anyone has any advice on this, please let me know.

  • Momo

    How come the girls are allowed to have all that vain hair? Why don’t they walk around with shaved heads so they don’t tantalize the menfolk?

    • Rabbit_Rebozo

      What, you never done saw Persis Khambatta in Star Trek: The Motion Picture?

    • Ashuri

      My guess is because bald is sexy. At least celebrities that CHOOSE to shave their heads (male) can look sexy with it, so they must assume that the flesh of the head would tempt a male as well…..and it would look like a great big breast with no nipple. Or maybe it’s to distract from the rest of the body. “Don’t look at my body, look at all my gorgeous hair and my face.” Used to be, all the girls had the same hairstyle – they called it the The Dugger look in an old episode I saw years ago – essentially the same clothing, too, so at least some things have changed, I think.

  • Sapphire Possible

    There are cultures where women are veiled up to the eyeballs, who are still molested, raped, and psychologically and verbally debased, right in the privacy of their homes…and in some cases aren’t allowed to leave. They follow the strictures of their cultural and religious upbringing yet are still blamed and criminalized when they are abused.

    • dansezlajavanaise

      the sluts must have done something wrong, or nothing bad would happen to them. it’s god’s will that they suffer. they probably know why, too.

  • Ashuri

    I wonder if Michelle even realizes she COMPLETELY misused the term “defraud”. As normal people know, it has nothing to do with stirring up sensual desires, but has everything to do with illegally obtaining money – you know, the things that result in – who would have guessed it – fraud charges.

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