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Award-winning journalist Chuck C. Johnson has Finally Gone Too Far, No Really This Time, and has reportedly been banned for life from Twitter, and they definitely mean it this time for sure, almost certainly, maybe.

Johnson got a “permanent suspension” from Twitter, unlike all his previous temporary suspensions, after asking supporters to give him money to “take out” civil rights activist DeRay McKesson, who is just one of his many, many enemies. McKesson has been active in protests in Baltimore and Ferguson, Missouri, and Johnson finally crossed the line with what McKesson considered a threat threat, although on Twitter, death threats are merely another form of punctuation:

mckesson tweet

Is that a genuine threat in a legal sense? Probably not, because it doesn’t say that Johnson intends to actually cause the death of McKesson. On the other hand, Twitter is a private business, and it, not a court of law, gets to decide what violates its terms of service, so Twitter permabanned Johnson — his fourth suspension, and who knows, maybe it will stick this time.

After his suspension Sunday, Johnson attempted to return to Twitter with at least two new accounts, including “@citizentrolling” and “@freechucknow,” which were also banned. He used one of these accounts to threaten legal action against the similarly named but sane blogger Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs, who has apparently done great damage to award-winning journalist Chuck C. Johnson by documenting all the stupid shit he does on Twitter. As the Sane Johnson notes, the Insane Johnson might actually have won himself an extra double secret suspension by creating the extra accounts, which violate Twitter’s rules against creating “multiple accounts for disruptive or abusive purposes;” Twitter also warns that “Mass account creation may result in suspension of all related accounts.”

Before the Twitter ban, Chuck C. Johnson had earned himself the title of New Stupidest Man on the Internet for his outstanding achievements in being wrong, such as “outing” someone who was not actually “Jackie” as the woman who was “Jackie” in the Rolling Stone’s story about rape at UVA, incorrectly claiming that Michael Brown had a juvenile conviction for MURDER, presenting a decades old hoax story as a real scoop, and using the occasion of the AirAsia plane crash to fantasize about how hot the airline’s stewardesses were, hubba hubba. He also liked to publicize the home addresses of people he disliked, like New York Times journalists and the mayor of Baltimore.

Needless to say, he’s muttering about suing Twitter for censoring him, because he understands the First Amendment about as well as he understands anything else in this big scary world full of women and minorities.

We figure Chuck C. Johnson is gone from Twitter for good this time, or at least until Wednesday afternoon.

[WaPo / LGF / PandoDaily]

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  • chicken thief

    Wow. Even George Zimmerman and Jim Bob Duggar prolly have a twitter accounts.

  • Msgr_Moment

    Photo: needs more placenta.

    • sw19womble

      I thought he was the placenta?

    • Gleem-McShinez

      I don’t know much about cow anatomy, but might that simply be angus anus, prolapsed edition?

      • jmk

        As an experienced viewer of All Creatures Great and Small, I concur with your diagnosis, and I think that’s what James and Siegfried would say.

  • Vienna Woods
    • Blank Ron

      Pretty soon he’s gonna be reduced to standing on street corners screaming at random strangers. Which, ten years ago, would have been what he was doing anyway.

  • Msgr_Moment

    “Take out”?! Movies or dinner?

    • Both of them, Katie, or you ain’t gettin’ nuthin’!!

      • Msgr_Moment

        Muffy?!?

  • KA
    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Hmm . . . what could this possibly be? I’m not seeing Red Sox hats.

      • guppy06

        I’m betting it’s an Oprah audience.

        • malsperanza

          CPAC.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Who?

    • sw19womble

      He’s on first.

    • chicken thief

      The bastard child of Grizzly Adams and Bea Arthur, I think.

      • KA

        What have Bea and Grizzly ever done to you?

    • JoeChristmas

      What?

      • JohnBull

        Second base.

      • amindofitsown

        When?

    • JohnBull

      Chuck Johnson. You may remember him from inspiring, thought-provoking books as “How Liberalism Killed Yer Guns, Freedom, and Jesus” and “My Special Evening with Markie Post.”

  • chicken thief

    Thanks, Obama!

  • lesterthegiantape

    I read a piece in some lesser news outlet than Whonquette about this guy… he ought to be in a managed living environment making potholders out of yarn. He’s obviously mentally ill. Ain’t no law against him being active in our public discourse, but ain’t no law against never, ever giving him a forum again, either.

    • guppy06

      he ought to be in a managed living environment making potholders out of yarn.

      How do I get into one of those setups, out of idle curiosity?

      • lesterthegiantape

        The easiest way is to get elected to Congress.

  • Tallmutha

    Hey Chuck, I hear Bradlee Dean knows a good lawyer.

  • Spotts1701

    Aw, poor Chuckie got his widdle feelings hurt by the mean Twitter owners?
    https://media3.giphy.com/media/FgJbAcKy4wwBa/200_s.gif

  • Me not sure

    I found his syntax to be awkward. Good riddance, sir!

  • chicken thief

    Hmmm. Now let’s see if AOL terminates his internet service….

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      You’ll know he’s reached new frontiers of asshohlery when YouTube and Yahoo! News yank his aliases.

  • Ryan Denniston

    The first amendment isn’t that hard. Link and attribution: http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1357:_Free_Speech

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    wtf with all these guys asking for money to fight their fights? Don’t they have bootstraps?

    • KA

      Gotta buy boots somehow.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        NEIN! The mantra is to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps. Don’t tread on me, he should git his own boots to then bootstrap-pulling apply :k

      • AntonSirius

        He should strip them off the body of a dead hiker, like everyone else

      • Callyson

        Ann Kirkpatrick’s boots will kick new SMOTI’s boots to the curb.

    • Ryan Denniston

      No, no. Self-reliance applies to all the other people. Especially those shiftless people in the inner city. It’s not welfare if it goes to Conservative people, cause Merica.

    • Relativicus

      Because selling pencils and apple cores on street corners is Lefty Leftist work.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        Damn lefty apple core union :k

  • MrBlobfish

    That’s nice.

  • Beowoof14

    AW Chuckie, you mad bro? I guess saying dumb shit all the time in public isn’t the same as saying it in your bathroom at home.

  • I won’t know what to think until journamalism experts Judith Miller and James O’Keefe weigh in.
    ~

  • SK

    This is bad news. Now Chucky will go and seed his own Chucktwitter. That’ll be biggerer and better than Twitter.

    Hope you libruls are happy!

  • TheBidenator

    That picture…my gawd, that picture….

    • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

      Now I won’t be able to eat veal for at least a week . . .

    • guppy06

      Hey, you philistines complained about the pony pics. There’s no ponies in this pic.

  • Ryan Denniston

    Hey, O’Keefe and Miller can include him and have a panel discussion! Wonder if we can get one more, maybe good ol’ Tucker Carlson. Or Bill Kristol, he’s never right.

  • exinkwretch

    You forgot a disclaimer on the picture: “No cows were harmed performing this Photoshop job.” Also is Chuckie a cow turd or malformed bovine fetus? Or both?

    • Gleem-McShinez

      All three.

      Third one: “something we don’t discuss in polite company.”

    • dshwa

      Yes.

    • dshwa

      Yes.

  • Hammiepants

    He’s mad because he has a tiny peen, isn’t he?

    • Blank Ron

      Among other tiny, unused things.

  • TheBidenator

    Good bye the ginger avenger, although it is pretty funny to read the other Charles Johnson mocking Chuck C. so much that the butthurt little troll stalked…the wrong address.

  • Matthew Hawkins

    I know that Chuck C. Johnson is the current stupidest man on the internet, but is there a way to give Jim Hoft a lifetime achievement award?

  • Shibusa

    Twitter just scraped dog shit off the bottom of its cyber-shoe.

  • Marceline

    Ginger please.

    • bozilingus

      Ginger snapped.

      • guppy06

        Jinger should snap.

  • Reddishrabbit

    But he is an “Award Winning” journalist! Is there no place in Twitter for the winner of the “Chuck C. Johnson Lifetime Achievement Award for Being The Awesomest Chuck C. Johnson Journalist Currently Alive”?

  • Zippy

    That will leave him more time to shit in the hallway

  • He seems nice.

  • Relativicus

    That’s no real threat. This shithead probably just thinks he came up with a clever and innovative way to raise money while remaining unemployable.

    • Boscoe

      EXACTLY what I thought too. he probably figured if he cleverly used thinly-veiled murder terms, the Teapeople would line up at his bank account.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        Why not? It worked for the Tundra Grifter and her rifle targets over Gabby’s face right?

        • Boscoe

          yep, there definitely is a precedent. Though one has to wonder how many parasites the market will bear.

          What am I saying? It’s infinity. The number is infinity. :P

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            Statistically speaking, sooner or later these people will run out of money because their supporters will be dead, in jail, or out of money themselves. And since they do not believe in science and stats (unless it is math to make them feel better, tm) and such, they won’t even see it coming.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            The success of megachurch and TeeVee-vangelist millionaires suggests otherwise. Even douchebags like Bill Gothard end up with private airplanes (for “church” bidness in the Bahamas, &c.)

  • Boscoe

    Wow… Just read Chuck’s actual “article” about this… I’ve never actually bothered before, and now I doubt I ever will again. Damn, he really DOES write like a bitter 12 year old. That kid in jr. high who was such an unrelenting douchebag, who pretty much DEMANDED people bully and harass him, and then sat in his closet with a flashlight, sobbing and writing revenge fiction, convinced that the only reason they mistreat him is because he is SO much more awesome than they are and they’re just jealous.

    Also, hot model girlfriend who lives in Canada.

    • MrBlobfish

      Girlfriend? I thought he was married? Mail-order bride or something.

      • Blank Ron

        He paid the $5000 marriage license fee and got a picture in return, so yeah, married.

        • Zippy

          He actually has a submissive Asian wife- or so he says

          • JoyP

            Are there pictures of him and his wife? With a dated newspaper? Although I actually had a creepy coworker that Chuck Johnson reminds me of that was saving his money for a Filipino bride. He was one of 3 under consideration. I guess it was whoever came up with the money first. All I could think about was …..ewwwwww, Grossest guy ever. Kind of like Chuck – the Ginger Avenger.

          • Boscoe

          • Blank Ron

            What Chuck C. Johnson has said is unimportant, and we do not hear his words.

      • Boscoe

        “oh yeah, I forgot to tell you we were secretly married in Toronto over summer vacation. She’s going to move in with me just as soon as she finishes med school.”

    • “That kid in jr. high who was such an unrelenting douchebag, who pretty much DEMANDED people bully and harass him”

      Wow… sorry, but that’s an off thing to say. Would you say “That girl jr. high who was such an unrelenting skank, who pretty much DEMANDED people cat-call and molest her”?

      Were none of the other Wonketeers here bullied? Do we really think that kids who get bullied deserve it, and that we grow up to be Chuckie Johnson?

      • Boscoe

        Clearly you’ve never experienced the relentless jr. high asshole who constantly antagonizes people until they lash out and bully him out of frustration.

        • Boscoe

          ..or read any of Chuck’s “journalism”, I guess. ;P

          • Or maybe that was me; and I grew out of it and I didn’t turn into an asshole like Chucky; and I didn’t actually DESERVE to have the shit beaten out of me, and you’re making excuses for your own behaviour.

          • Boscoe

            I didn’t bully anyone, but I was a witness to a guy who definitely brought it on himself. Who relentlessly got in people’s faces, tried to talk smack and acted like a schmuck until he succeeded in making himself a target. Not suggesting everyone who gets bullied brings it on themselves, but some do. Not rationalizing the bullying either, just saying I’ve seen cases where it was definitely a cause/effect situation.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Growing out of it makes all the difference. Chucky never did.

  • fka_donnie_d

    gamergators are still cool tho, right?

    • jmk

      It’s about ethics in Twitterism.

      • Boscoe

        Also ethnics.

  • MrBlobfish

    Actual footage of Charles working on his next story: http://childcareindia.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/girl-coloring.jpg

    • Boscoe
      • You have made my day. Seriously, it was so easy to envision Chuck C. Johnson doing that, even for simple Twitter posts.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Looks like your typical Windows Vista experience.

      • guppy06

        I tend to avoid anything watermarked “ebaumsworld” on principle.

        I suppose they’re like the Chuck Norris of the internet, or would be if Chuck Norris wasn’t on the internet.

    • sw19womble

      needz moar of own excrement on wall

    • guppy06

      Rainbow? A little gay…

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Obviously,
    TWITTER IS GINGERIST!!1

  • Callyson

    Is that a genuine threat in a legal sense? Probably not, because it doesn’t say that Johnson intends to actually cause the death of McKesson.

    Considering that new SMOTI left out “with votes,” I say it counts. Buh-bye, asshole…

  • CedTruz
  • Peripatetic Poltroon

    If there are no bands using it, can I claim “Insane Johnson” as my penis name?

    • SK

      Why do you hate your penis so much?

      • Dee Andee

        He should Chuck it.

      • Peripatetic Poltroon

        Do you have any idea how difficult it is to live with a mentally ill penis?

    • spike spiegel

      sorry bud name’s taken i even copyrighted it too

  • elviouslyqueer

    Good news, Chucky. @jamesokeefesbuttboy is still available on Twitter.

    • Callyson

      “Not for long!”

      – Lindsey Graham

  • Gleem-McShinez

    Help help, I’m being oppressed! a vile shit-demon.

  • Hardly Ideal

    And good riddance to bad rubbish.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    That photo screams “abnormal presentation.” If you dont see both his front hooves his head needs to be shoved back in.

  • Waaay too much . . .

  • timpundit

    Is he coming out of that cow, or going in?

    It’s like one of those optical illusion, “depends on your perspective” things, isn’t it?

    • D G

      You know, I’m REALLY offended what Wonkette has done to that poor poor Cow.

      NO Bovine deserves that fate.

    • Peter James

      >>>>”Is he coming out of that cow, or going in?”

      Does it matter?

  • JohnR

    Oh come on he meant “take out” as in lunch or a nice dinner.

    • D G

      If you’re not applying for law school, like right meow, I’m not sure what you’re doing!

  • D G

    I’d pay like 20 bucks to see what this guy’s private life consists of, and if he has any actual “friendly” human contact, like a real, actual human friend……

    Then I’d demand that money back, because what can’t be unseen, can’t be unseen……AHHH!!!!

    • timpundit

      $20 won’t even begin to pay for eyeball replacement surgery, just so you know.

    • MC

      He says he’s married. He always refers to his spouse as “my Asian wife,” which is bizarre, but nothing compared to the fact that a woman allegedly agreed to spend the rest of her life, and have sex, with that sad little troll.

      Maybe she’s blind and/or desperately needed a green card.

      • D G

        You know I’ve seen a few peace corp people set up in s korea or the Philippines who come home with an “asian wife”. And they’re weirdly protective and patriarchal with them. It rings close to this situation. If she’s real of course.

  • Left Coast Tom

    From the letter, emphasis mine…

    we will be vary curious to see how even-handed your suspension approach truly is

    I guess he couldn’t find a lawyer who’s able to write.

    • D G

      The dude’s background is even more depressing, if at all possible, than the inane “demand” letter he wrote.

      Those kind of “attorneys” end up sanctioned by the courts in one way or another.

  • Jared James

    They may really mean it, for serious, this time. If Todd Kincannon couldn’t get permanently suspended, well, it must take a genuine talent for dickishness, and let’s not kid ourselves, while Twitchy was asleep at the switch, Chuck Johnson (whose name means “throw a penis”) is the man for the job.

    • Often, people say that these hate celebrities are just “projecting a persona” and they’re not really like the people they’re pretending to be when they write their hate-filled screeds, but the things that Chuck C. and Todd Cuntcannon say really belie that idea.
      I mean, if someone is willing to say the things they say so that people think they’re actually such horrible human beings, they have a problem.

    • Mr Corrections

      I am upvoting you for “throw a penis”, and no other reason.

    • YukonJack

      Agree with Mr Corrections on the meaning of his name.

      Also, I am curious about the term Twitter is using – suspension for good. IIRC a suspension means that the ban can be lifted, whereas if he’s banned for life, wouldn’t that be an expulsion?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        An “excretion” would be more appropriate. That’s usually permanent, innit?
        Then again, we are talking about Chuck Johnson.

    • YukonJack

      Agree with Mr Corrections on the meaning of his name.

      Also, I am curious about the term Twitter is using – suspension for good. IIRC a suspension means that the ban can be lifted, whereas if he’s banned for life, wouldn’t that be an expulsion?

  • Politics_Nerd

    He just forgot the “… with votes!”

  • Mr Corrections

    He’s now been banned for a seventh time – @GotNewsDotCom got canned.

    • timpundit

      Bwaaahahaha

      • Mr Corrections

        Honestly, this has made my day.

  • 3FingerPete

    Given the other Charles Johnson’s fixation on the alleged Michelle Obama Whitey Tape in 2008 shouldn’t he be classified as the slightly less insane Charles Johnson?

    • SK

      He is not exactly all that sane, but he’s supposedly on our side. During the whole Ferguson ruckus, he was busy trying to prove that a random Wilson T shirt selling grifter was linked to the DA. I tried to warn him, and for my efforts, he blocked me.

      But not before calling my efforts a great exercise in “deliberate point-missing”

      The next day…

  • bozilingus

    Does the picture show him exiting from the wrong “hole”?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Yep. Wrong hole … and it should be a bull.

  • Donna Rail

    What a dumb piece of garbage.

    I wish bigotry caused a serious itchy rash, which could be cured, but only after you realized how dumb it was.

    • SK

      Yeah, because it’d be fun watching ’em continue to scratch and scratch and scratch and never giving up.

      • rachelmap

        “What’s the matter, you dissentious rogues, that, rubbing the poor itch of your opinion, make yourselves scabs”

    • Dee Andee

      It sort of does, but it’s in their brains. Unfortunately if it gets on their nerves too much, they take it out on the people they get their bigot on for in the first place.

  • Gorillionaire

    Get a real job, Chuck.

  • VandeGraf

    Maybe Johnson merely intended to take him out for coffee. Or dinner.

    • H0mer0

      yeah, yeah, like that cute old lady in the “Freschetta” frozen pizza commercial who offered a sample to a middle aged man who responded that he usually goes out for pizza for which she offered “I’ll take you out” and heaves him over her shoulder and when he asks if all this is necessary, she grumbles “Hush up, you’re making my ankles swell!”

      can’t find the video :(

  • Cuberly

    Here’s a first, that pic at the top of the article makes me want to laughpuke.

  • Where will turn to find out which minority is responsible for whatever bad thing happens next? Johnson was the one who hinted that the conductor of the train that crashed last week was African American, until he learned the guy was white. Then the problem was that he was gay.

    http://www.thefrisky.com/2015-05-14/idiots-wonder-did-the-amtrak-train-crash-because-the-engineer-was-gay/

  • dshwa

    t’s going to be hard to keep his stupidest man on the internets if he gets banned from it.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Anyone know his home address?
    Asking for a friend.

    • vreejack

      Chucky would get the wrong old address and then photograph himself standing outside the house, to demonstrate his stupid creep creds.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Hey SMOTI: you might as well get a legal team that’s appropriate to the task at hand – I hear Orly Taitz has a light calendar.

  • vreejack

    Turns out there is a fine line between “award-winning journalism” and ass-hattery.
    Who knew?

    • Zippy

      yup, someone hasn’t quite figured out the difference between “provocative” and “garden variety asshole”

  • Anarchy Pony

    His is less a face you want to punch than a face you want to headbutt.

    • Headbutting that ass face would be redundant.

  • When you’re a wing-nut who’s too toxic to get a job at Breitabart, well, I honesty think you deserve some kind of reward.

    Toilet paper, maybe?

  • Jason M

    Hey Chuck, just because the girl working at the Sunglass Hut says “you would totally look hot in those shades”, doesn’t make it so. That’s kinda her job.

  • DahBoner

    Twit her? Why Chuck C. Johnson just met her…

  • GeeOPee

    Praise Jesus this guy has been banned from Twitter. Let’s hope his website and Facebook account is next. He’s still using them as a platform to use violence and harass other people including rape victims! This guy is sick in the head.

  • Brewerofbeers

    So does this make Chuck Johnson an anti-Capitalist and “entitled welfare queen,” since he thinks he is entitled to Twitter’s property and that they owe him money and a career?

    • ixzist

      He was not paying Twitter for their service, and I’m sure he clicked on the “I Agree” box. I doubt Twitter owes him anything.

  • Jason Fool

    Chuck is brilliant. If you weren’t such a bunch of soft, brainwashed, degenerate, leftist faggots you’d understand that. Only an idiot, or riot instigating Deray, woukd think that tweet was a death threat. Not surprising the same people think Emma Sulkowicz was raped.

  • V900

    Jackie? You mean Jackie Coakley?

  • Gregory Brown

    Let us begin by acknowledging that Chuck is not, in fact, a journalist. Owning a web site and writing crap on it is not journalism. As an actual journalist for over three decades, I am highly qualified to declare that Chuck C. Johnson is, in point of fact, a turd.

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