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You can't tell, but the Duggars are doing sex to each other RIGHT NOW.

It would seem that Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar have taken your Wonkette’s advice, about how they need more babies, since the Muslims are going to outnumber the Christians very, very soon (55 years from now). So off to the marital bed they have been skipping, because according to their own words, they’ve been fuckin’. In a new interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, they explained that they are SO EXCITED that their grown-up opposite-married kids are having all the babies (three this year, which is far more output than Michelle ever was able to manage when the Duggar Vagina Clown Car industry was a one-woman operation), and if The Lord is still interested, they’d love it if He would put some more Duggar babies in her babycave, via the holy rod and staff of Jim Bob:

INTERVIEWER: Jim Bob, you said you’re totally open to you and Michelle having some more babies!

JIM BOB: Yes! And we’re still trying.

MICHELLE: And we would LOVE more children, if God saw fit to bless us and give us more, we would welcome them, just be thrilled about that.

JIM BOB: But we also realize that we may not be able to have any more, but this year, we’re having three grandchildren, and I have a feeling it’s just going to multiply out from there.

EXPONENTIAL DUGGAR SPAWN MULTIPLICATION! They’re going to have to change the name of their teevee program so many more times!

So anyway, they’re making sex on each other all the time, and hopefully Jesus will see how hard they’re boning and see fit in His Infinite Wisdom to give them more babies, but they know that sometimes Jesus says “no” to prayers, sadface.

But all the grandbabies! The Anna Duggar one (wife of Josh, the dumb asshole who works for the Family Research Council hate group) is about to have a baby; the Jessa one just announced that, while she may know that atheists aren’t real, due to Creation Science, the baby in her butt SURE IS; and the Jill one birthed one earlier this month. And apparently Jill had a very hard labor, but made it through, so we are very happy for her. Michelle Duggar says she told her daughter, “There’s a reason they call it LABOR,” and the teevee interviewer agrees and says, “You should know!” Hahaha, broodmare joke from the Jesus teevee interviewer!

So anyhoo, Michelle Duggar is clearly feeling the pressure, what with all her babies having babies, and doing it faster than she does, so it’s time to do some more P-in-V for the J.C., praise Him!

[Charisma News]

 

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  • Rebecca Gardner

    At this point it’s gotta be like a hotdog down a hallway.

    • geoffalnutt

      The canary has died.

      • weejee

        wut?

    • beatbort

      or a garden hose in a culvert?

      • coozledad

        A snail in a pit of squid?

    • mtn_philosoph

      I was thinking “pencil in a railroad tunnel.”

  • coozledad

    So anyhoo, Michelle Duggar is clearly feeling the pressure

    Unless she gets a ring job, there’s no compression in that cylinder whatsoever.

    • memzilla

      8º TDC LIBELZ!!1!!

      • weejee

        Needz moar tetra ethyl lead to cure the knocking, too, also.

    • drbloor

      At this point, insemination must look like Jim Bob jerking off into the chunnel.

      • coozledad

        He’ll be able to insert his head and convert the babby to Jesus before it even drops out.

      • mtn_philosoph

        I imagine that by now he must have used up all of the points on his gas card and has run the tank down to “empty.”

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      No spark, either.

      • guppy06

        That’s more Mark Sanford’s expertise.

  • Bureaucrap

    Remind me again why these people are even on the teevee? Do they sing or dance? Do they have odd/exotic piercings? I’m guessing the only magic trick they have is making brain cells (their own and others’) disappear.

  • Msgr_Moment

    Time to throw out all the baby furnishings in that old baby cave and rent it out to migrant workers for the extra rent.

    • AntiDerpomeme

      But only if they have all of their papers and ain’t one of them ill-eagles.

      • Msgr_Moment

        It’s a womb load
        of Joads.
        They’re white;
        it’s all right.

    • coozledad

      The view sucks balls.

  • memzilla

    Not only do I find this post impossible to fap to, I’m demanding a refund on my previous fapping.

    • bikerlaureate

      No deposit, no return.

    • guppy06

      It’s in the mayonnaise jar in the fridge.

  • JVisconti

    maybe Jim Bob will spring for some wheels for her uterus as dragging it around has to hurt.

  • SnarkOff

    These people are just gross. They embarrass me.

    • frrolfe

      Maw is startin to look mighty frazzled. In my day it was the poorz, savages and such-like who bred like bacteria. Shirley suthern belles were meant to do the ole aspro tango so that the oldz didnt need to do no pearl clutchin and couch faintin.

      In other words, these people are behaving like animals and have no respect for themselves or their children.

      In other, other words, these people make the Palins seem like Ross Douhat on a year long pilgrimage to Lourdes. (Or Doris Day, after she became a virgin).

  • JohnR

    I once watched about 5 minutes of their show. They were cruising around in a tour bus type RV. The toilet had backed up or over flowed because there were 20 or 30 people pissing and shitting in a toilet meant for 4 to 6 people. Jim Bob had some rubber gloves on and was trying to fix something in the 100+ degree heat and it was great fun, then I changed the channel.

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Ya can’t make this shit up!

    • guppy06

      Also in the Bibble: Don’t shit where you eat. (Deut. 23:12-14)

    • riledupone

      Couldn’t they just have parted the overflow or something?

      • JohnR

        Didn’t stick around for the exciting conclusion.

  • weejee

    Regarding the Druggers, Jesus f***ing Christ is so apropos.

  • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

    Tie her fucking tubes, already.

    • Blank Ron

      Gotta be more like blocking a tunnel at this point.

  • LarryHoudini

    Hey Jim Bob, Sex Pro Tip: If you put your chicken bone of love somewheres else besides Michelle’s now presumably jumbo-sized bucket, you can PREVENT more rug rats. I think you should stick it in her garbage disposal.

  • nightmoth

    All because of one fucking verse in Genesis: “Be fruitful and multiply.” These people breed like rabbits. Where are the large predators when you need them?

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      First they came for the large predators…

    • Lizzietish81

      Not many tigers in their neck of the woods

      • nightmoth

        They’re in Arkansas, right? I’d settle for rabid raccoons.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      I always figure people have been taking that wrong anyway. Be fruitful could mean to not be a lazy douche, and multiply could just be refering to math.
      God wants us all to be mathmeticians so that we can understand the complexity of his/her/its creation. SEE.

    • JustPixelz

      They’re having a turf war in Waco.

    • SterWonk

      Well, they’re just multiplying. If they were being fruitful, they’d have fewer, and give them better lives.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …geez, they should name an entire “Neonatal” wing the hospital after that woman

  • Lizzietish81

    Speaking of which, the last I heard the Editrix was in labor, is she still or are they hiding the spawn until they find one more human appearing to show to the public?

    • AntiDerpomeme

      Ooooh, exciting news!!

    • Nounverb911

      Will there be a blogcast of the birth?

      • Lizzietish81

        I posted a video yesterday

    • guppy06

      Is she on All The Drugs, or is she still second-guessing such things after That One Bad Trip?

    • Catstro

      How long ago did you hear? Labor can take for-fucking-ever, especially for first timers. Kitler took her sweet damn time, that’s for sure. Hopefully she’s all done and they’re just hiding the poor pixelated thing.

      • Lizzietish81

        My sister was in the actual hospital for a whole day before my niece was born. This was yesterday so it’s totally possible.

        • Catstro

          I went in at 2 PM on Saturday, then stalled and didn’t pop her out until 11 PM Sunday. Mostly it was mind numbingly dull, even though we brought diversions. Here’s hoping she’s done and holding a healthy Trixel.

  • beatbort

    Duggars gonna dug

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Dungars.

  • beatbort

    No, but seriously, this is so fucking depressing.

    • Lizzietish81

      just remember that they are increasing their chances of having a gay baby

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        And, however infinitesimally, a black one as well.

      • nightmoth

        The odds are they’ve already had two, and they are both deeply closeted, confused and self-hating.

  • Lizzietish81

    Ya know, Jim Bob should take a page from those crazy mormons and get a younger wife.

    • JohnR

      Well there is sort of a biblical precedent for this type of situation, might be illegal.

      • Lizzietish81

        Deeply held beliefs!

    • Msgr_Moment

      We would have also accepted: start a porn hobby.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      There is a reason this woman feels a psychological need to be permenantly preggo. Once she can no longer bare, her “usefullness” in her community and marriage is over. And her husband can, indeed, go look for another womb.

    • JustPixelz

      Be careful what you wish for.

  • Toomush_Infer

    In later eons, it was known as the Duggar Devolution….

  • Nounverb911

    When do the Duggar’s start their own political party?

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …the fact that this woman doesn’t drag her prolapsed vagina behind her everywhere she goes is proof there is in fact a God!!!

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Yeah, one that makes girdles.

  • CutterTeam

    For those of you scoring at home, your Jim Bob Duggar anagram of the day is “Grab Bum Do Jig” — which also happens to be the last sexual technique on Earth these two have never tried.

  • dslindc

    “So anyhoo, Michelle Duggar is clearly feeling the pressure . . .”

    I’d assume not. It’s probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway at this point.

  • “we’re having three grandchildren, and I have a feeling it’s just going to multiply out from there.”

    Too bad “Spawn” has been trademarked. I had an idea for a comic book.

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Infestation?

    • MrBlobfish

      There is a pestilence upon this land…

  • Lizzietish81

    Not that I would wish this on poor orphan children, but have these assholes heard of adopting?

    Even Bachman was able to pull that off.

    • Nounverb911

      Some of the younger Duggar’s are ripe for adoption.

    • AntiDerpomeme

      Not that I know or care about these jerkwads’ motives, but I’m assuming that adoption is out of the question, because they feel the need to multiply and spread their own “superior” genetic material across the land as a response to those brown-skinned types having their own babies and mucking up the racial purity of Jesus’ ‘Merica.

      Bleh. Even the passing thought of those two having sexual relations makes my stomach turn.

      • Karen Anderson

        Michelle has said that if she can’t have any more children that she would like to adopt.

        • AntiDerpomeme

          Ah, thanks for the clarification.

    • JustPixelz

      It’s almost impossible to adopt healthy white American babbies. Does that answer your question?

      • Lizzietish81

        Hah! Back in the day my sister and I went to a Right To Life March to protest and she shouted as they passed “Look at all those blonde blue eyed children!”

        We also missed an opportunity to moon Cardinal Law, he drove by so fast.

      • Catstro

        I said “healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?”

    • arglebargle

      Mebby that fine, upstanding congressdouche, Justin Harris (R-closet) can send some of his expendable young-ins their way.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …I guess they are trying to have as many babies as possible before the gays destroy the sanctity of their marriage!

    • Sephia8

      One of them is BOUND to be a closet gay in that family. It’s statistically impossible for them to NOT have at least ONE gay child in that clan! Currently my bets are on John David and JoyAnna. Tick tock on that time bomb! (or they’ll commit suicide for feeling sinful in that group.

  • Fred_the_Dog

    That almost puts me off sex. Almost.

  • CutterTeam

    When your vagina looks like a discarded deli sandwich, it’s really time for a cuddle night.

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Folded bologna libel!

      • guppy06

        My vagina has a first name…

        • eggsacklywright

          Regina?

          • Gleem-McShinez

            Arby?

    • AngryBlakGuy

      …thanks for ruining my lunch

    • Treg Brown

      Something…something, hot dog down a hallway…something…something.

  • anniegetyerfun

    Dear God, woman, lay off the bronzer.

  • JohnR

    Does the bible allow anything other than the missionary position? Also according to Alan Keyes sex is not for pleasure only procreation.

    • Lizzietish81

      That’s why Adam’s first wife left.

      She wanted cowboy style, before there were cowboys

      • JustPixelz

        Good old Lilith. True fact: She invented the expression, “I wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last man on Earth” which was very popular when I was in college. I heard women say it all the time.

        • Lizzietish81

          Shouldn’t that be “first man”?

    • zerosumgame0005

      that’s what guys say when all they hear is “is it in yet”?

      • Lizzietish81

        “Are you done?”

        • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

          Beige…

        • Shibusa

          “Do you take MasterCard?”

        • guppy06

          “Were you there?”

          • elviouslyqueer

            “What was your name again?”

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        Four words that mean “small.”

      • Pam Rukiddingme

        Or when they get sick of hearing women scream RAPE!

    • Toomush_Infer

      Um, also (according to one of the late Bible letter-writers) not to get STDs: “Better to marry than to burn…”

  • guppy06

    Are you allowed to marry your aunt and/or uncle if they’re younger than you?

    Meanwhile, Bristol has to go breast-feed her brother:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEW12XLUM7A

  • elviouslyqueer

    Imma just leave this here, because Jesus.

  • Ilgattomorte

    This is no joke people, I’ve done the math. By 2035 the Duggers will outnumber the Amish and the Ana-baptists. If the trend continues Duggarus-Moranis could become the most dominant species in the country. Not to mention the terrible sub-species that can develop when unsuspecting homo sapien males mate with the cute ones. We are being overrun by Duggers and we need to wake up before the gene pool becomes a puddle.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      Don’t fret it, crazy babby popping tends to die out as the branches get larger (and thus it is no longer sustainable to keep popping them out under the sweet teat of reality teevee). The DNA might be there but eventually that will be tempered by a buncha other DNA too., and some of that won’t be crazy. Maybe.

      • Lizzietish81

        Really flooding the environment with young only works if you lay eggs and have plenty of predators to keep population from exploding.

        Primates were never meant to do this.

        • Jen_Baker_VA

          Right? Plus our genetic makeup calls for too much mutation from generation to generation to make formulating your own army an improbabilty. With these numbers, I suspect the current generation’s offspring will be at least half sterile or gay or just not interested in having 20 kids, or libruls or whatever . Then, of the other half, half of their offspring will not be into the Vag-poppin so much. And on ward and on ward until the trend peters off to normalcy.

          • Lizzietish81

            I would suspect the odds of homosexualty would shoot up too

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            I said the gay! It is all their fault anyway. We would not need Duggars if it were not for Big Gay and Feminists turning all our men into Big Gay.

          • Lizzietish81

            Oh sorry!

          • Jen_Baker_VA
          • JustPixelz

            Somewhere I read that the third male child is more likely to be gay. The hypothesis has something to do with how the mother’s body adapts to pregnancy differently over time. More likely the third child is just left to watch Teletubbies which transmits gay through not-so-hidden triangles.

          • Lizzietish81

            I saw that on Cracked.

          • LIT_Fag

            True in my case, as the third male and A Gay. But no Teletubbies in my day.

      • Ilgattomorte

        I know, but the moron is strong in this line. If there is any truth to homeopathy and “the memory of water” (there isn’t, but just go with me on this one) then perhaps the stupid grows more powerful as it becomes more diluted.

      • Me not sure

        I have feeling that in a hundred years they will control a vast expanse of land called Duggarstan led by someone who looks like this…

    • Teto85

      Then we must nuke them from orbit. And do it now before they get a foothold in Arkansas.

  • elviouslyqueer

    That first pic looks like Herman Munster married Granny Clampett.

    /Bless Their Hearts

    • stevola

      Classic Television Libel!!!

    • Teto85

      How dare you insult Herman or Granny!!!!

  • Fly

    Michelle has a womb with a bad view.

  • MrBlobfish

    I’m sorry. If any grown-ass man calls himself Jim Bob, he deserves nothing but our ridicule.

    • Bitter Scribe

      Yes. Have some dignity and call yourself James Robert.

      • O4FSake

        Too many letters

  • NorthStarSpanx

    And we would LOVE more children, if God
    saw fit to bless us and give us more, we would welcome them, just be
    thrilled about that.

    Who said it, Sarah Palin, or Michelle Duggar? (At least the Palin’s are attractive.)

    • MrBlobfish

      Imma goin’ with the frontier gibberish of Sarah Palin.

    • Pam Rukiddingme

      No they aren’t.

    • O4FSake

      Duggars beat the Palins when it comes to naming the blessed babies. Hoping little Willow names hers Jizz.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Pity the younger female kinfolk when Ma can no longer spawn.

  • janecita

    Yay, more creepy kids with vacuous smiles, dead eyes and empty brains!!! Praise the Lord!

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      And replenishing the dying Repub voter rolls.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    We’ve captured photos of them attempting #20.

    • frrolfe

      Is that Paw or a sperm? Hard to tell without my glasses.

      • elviouslyqueer

        Yes.

    • Pam Rukiddingme

      actually #21, #20 died, because God said STOP IT! Too many babies.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Now I have uncontrollable giggles at my desk and my coworkers are looking at me funny. That is an awesome pic. I award you a million internets.

    • EvanHurst

      Hahahahahah

    • Teto85

      I needed a laugh today and you have delivered. Thank you very much. =^+^=

    • Dee Andee

      Not to mention the quality of the sperm by now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QOGBEIoLZo

    • Liberalandold.

      I really shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am at this…

  • Fly

    Michelle’s babies spend nine months clutching the side of her womb trying not to fall out.

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      I hear there’s a trampoline in there for them to jump on.

  • Pam Rukiddingme

    They want God to give them all the babies he wants, never mind that God said 2 babies ago to KNOCK IT OFF whores! Leave me alone I have real problems.

  • VandeGraf

    These people breed like Saudi princes!

  • We should celebrate their persistence. When Iran unleashes those nukes they are building and wipes out civilization as we know it, the Duggars will repopulate the earth. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious… service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature. We must not allow a Duggar gap!!!!

    • Teto85

      There are others out there like the Duggars. A whole Quiverfull movement. Large families, home schooled, fundagelicals.

      • BackDoorMan

        … yes, but without a t.v. show to pay the bills, aren’t they the ones living in a 2-sided tent in the woods somewhere?

        • Teto85

          Don’t know, couldn’t tell you.

          • BackDoorMan

            …if you check the Wonk-archives, you would and you could. Or not, your choice.

  • Candy Apple

    GAWD when is Nature going to legitimately shut that woman’s uterus down??

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      Probably when she dies in labor. Then of course, the family will say it was God’s plan, having nothing to do with her own actions.

    • Teto85

      I think it’s over for the mother. IIRC she can’t have anymore for medical reasons. I might be wrong, but I just hope they stop.

    • Karen Anderson

      They are still trying to conceive, even though Josie was born premature and weighed only one pound six ounces. Michelle’s health was in grave jeopardy when she miscarried her last pregnancy. Her blood pressure shot up dangerously high to pre-eclampsia levels. (Who cares for all those kids if she dies? And why would they even take that chance???)

      “People magazine said the couple discovered that Jubilee Shalom Duggar no longer had a
      heartbeat during a routine doctor’s appointment Dec. 8, 2011. Then, the mother
      had a miscarriage Dec. 11, the day after their youngest child, Josie,
      who was born premature at 25 weeks, turned 2.”

  • Ricky Gay

    I wish to hear Helena from Orphan Black: “You want Horse bebbe? Maybe Cow bebbe?”

  • Randy Riddle

    I feel sorry for the kids, growing up in the equivalent of an orphanage with tv cameras.

    • Rick Hill

      Shut up! It’s a grift that pays the bills.

  • Mavenmaven

    Their future Chinese factory owners looking for backward cheap labor are happy to hear this.

  • Ew. I feel sick. :oP

  • Rickyphoo

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  • TheBidenator

    I know it’s morally wrong but is it really wrong to wish a small tactical nuke would just ya know, accidentally fall out of a plane over Casa Del Duggar, Arkansas for the benefit of the human race?

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    Talk about throwing a hot dog down a hallway! Or more like throwing a Vienna sausage into the Grand Canyon? I mean, what keeps her abdominal organs from just falling out onto the floor?

    • Zippy

      duct tape

    • Bear OmNomNom

      Oh God. Duggar Vaginal Mesh Class Action. “19 Prolapses and Counting.” Please please please, Lord, let this happen.

    • O4FSake

      By laying on her back with her legs in the air.

  • azeyote

    put that brood mare out to pasture already –

  • Natalie Molnar

    The more kids they have, the more likely one will fall somewhere on the LGBTQIA+ spectrum. I look forward to THAT episode.

    • D_C_Wilson

      I’m positive at least one is just until the moment they can write a tell all book.

      • 19 Cocks And Counting: What I Did On My Summer Vacation, by Cletus Duggar

    • Karen Anderson

      You’ll never see it. That unfortunate one will simply live in complete denial and follow a prescribed life plan. There is no room for dissent in this family. Josh was sent off to a camp when he started to rebel in his teen years. Straightened him out right quick!

      • KenRob

        Rebel by “inappropriate touching?” I wouldn’t be on him being straightened out at all, merely following marching orders better (in public) now.

        • Karen Anderson

          So, he molested one of his sisters???

    • major_asshole

      They have near twenty already, which means that at least two take one of the letters L, G, or B (possibly Q, as well). The real fun will be if one of the Duggarites shows up taking the letter T out of that long string. Suddenly, you have a Duggar being written out of the show. “Well, uh, see…yeah, he just told us one day he wanted to go live in a camp with other confused kids in the countryside of Arizona for the rest of his life…”

      Of course, if any of the kids was actually asexual, that might actually be far more offensive to Daddy Duggar.

      • Natalie Molnar

        As an ace myself, I couldn’t agree more!

  • BearGHAZI

    her spawn have got to be basically strolling out swinging canes by this point

  • AnOuthouse

    Isn’t this considered abuse if you breed any animal this much?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      An insult to brood mares.

  • SK

    Will the actual turkey baster make an appearance on the show?

  • sillyclucker

    Puppy mills should be illegal. She’s going to be putting them in crates and stacking them in the barn.

  • chascates

    Who pays for all these births? Do they have a full-time doula?

    • Karen Anderson

      Several of the girls were studying to become doulas / midwives.

    • Karen Anderson

      You do know that they are millionaires, right? Thanks to their TV show (at $40-60,000 an episode). In fact, after Jim Bob bought the land for their mansion and framed the house, the network paid to have it finished and furnished. Jim Bob also has a successful real estate business (owning and operating residential and commercial properties).

      • chascates

        Actually I didn’t know much about them. I watch the local weather and then some PBS. Mainly listen to music.
        My boss loved the series ‘Son of a Gun’ so I’ve watch a few of those. I recently read his (can’t remember the family name) daughter accused him of sexual abuse.

        • major_asshole

          If you’re talking about Sons of Guns on the Discovery Channel–yeah, it was a great show, one that actually cast Louisianans in a good light…until Will Hayden got arrested on charges of child abuse and carnal knowledge of a juvenile.

          Meanwhile, on 19 Kids and My Wife Is a Walking Uterus, I seem to recall that the Duggar brood had their home declared a church and so pay no taxes on it.

          • Karen Anderson

            It’s true – they hold church services in their home on Sundays, thereby eliminating property taxes.

        • Donnalynn Gerhard

          I read it as well,the daughter that you are speaking about is Jana!

      • Donnalynn Gerhard

        They are still a Sick,Twisted
        Family. I find them descusting.
        They,may have the money but,they are so cheap,and frugal. The girls weddings look cheap. I stopped watching but, it seems they are always in our face.Jana is leaving to go into Nursing.I say,good for her.Also, living in hick town and,I am very sure It is cheaper to live there. But, commen sense it takes two people to make a living. This, Creepy Family does not realize by,having a super large family, just,take a look at Josie,she looks nothing like her siblings,she get’s seizures.How sad for that child. I hope that their show would get pulled.Those,kids need to be in public school

        • Karen Anderson

          I didn’t know that about Jana. Good for her! Their parents insist that the boys all have strong marketable skills. Not so much for the girls. I hope it was her choice. They clearly don’t have many of their own choices.

          It doesn’t take two people to make a living if you’re doing what the Duggars are doing. Their frugality is a necessity with all those kids. I certainly don’t fault them for that.

          I fault them for the highly rigid lifestyle they impose on every kid. And for serious overpopulation. But you have to admit that all their kids are turning out well (in that they are supporting themselves).

          Josie is remarkably healthy for having been born so prematurely. Most premies like her end up with horrible disabilities. She seems quite well considering.

  • Jodi Rives Meier

    To listen to Jim Bob talk about being “flexible” as a parent? That is a hoot and a half.

  • SadDemInTex

    My uncle (of medical fame) was so horrified by what child making and birth did to the female body that he never impregnated any of his wives and he actively praised his nieces for not reproducing (although he thought it was a genetic loss).

    This woman’s body is a mess inside…it is highly unlikely that she will successfully carry another baby to term. It is not just icky it is a horror.

    I agree with the LGBT scenario…stats just say that at least 2 of the kids are gay. They will be the spinsters who take care of Mummy and Duddy in their idiocy…

    • Karen Anderson

      They will all marry according to their parents’ wishes. It’s required. And reproduce – whether they want kids or not. Again, it’s required.

      These are for all practical purposes arranged marriages. Mommy and Daddy have to approve before courting can commence.

    • Donnalynn Gerhard

      I so do agree with you SamDeminTex.

  • Snopes Shop

    Hmmm..I cry foul. The last little Duggie had all kinds of congenital problems. I am pretty sure old Jim-Bob has not given up the rod so methinks there is birth control involved. She isn’t mysteriously not getting pregnant suddenly.

    • nightmoth

      She’s 48. She’s in menopause.

      • Not Sayin

        Not necessarily, but her breeding days are circling the drain for sure

    • CT14

      She’s probably miscarrying. She’s perimenopausal at least.

    • Karen Anderson

      I’ve read that Josie has developed normally — against all odds since she was only 1 lb 6 oz at birth. Michelle is still trying to get pregnant, even though she is at high-risk for eclampsia. She is likely miscarrying at very early stages.

      • Snopes Shop

        Ok but it begs the question, what ARE they going to do about Jim Bob’s insatiable lust in the in-between period when bearing healthy babies is risky and menopause? She is only 48 and may have a good 5 more years in her.

        • Karen Anderson

          She says she WANTS to conceive, but her body is likely discarding those fertilized eggs. They know it’s very risky, but of course, they are trusting God that His will shall be done. Considering that she almost died during the last pregnancy, I don’t understand why they would even take such a risk. But then, there’s a whole lot I don’t understand about that particular clan.

  • Justin Meatblocks

    These are some of the most hateful and evil people and so many are too blind to see it.
    Bows, ribbons, smiles and blessing do not cover deliberately trying to hurt, deprive and suffer others.
    The devil isn’t evil because it wears red or carries a pitchfork -it’s evil for the bad deeds and intentions it does and harbors.
    Made-up religion gets to dictate law/reality? It’s absurd.
    Fact of the matter is that those deliberately engaging to suffer & deprive others are acting criminally.
    There shouldn’t even have to be votes on equality -you should not be able to vote as to whether another person is equal to you, and certainly not a vote that is legal or binding to restrict or even infringe on your born place as equal.
    Religion is f’cking pretend bs, it’s a fantasy ….. but just like any other game or hobby, you can play it all you want but just don’t force those that aren’t playing your game to play by your game’s/fantasy’s rules.
    We live in stupid times.

  • elpinche

    Duggar’s uterus probably looks like a ratty old rusted muffler. Carefully, banana tits or you’ll plop out another jar baby.

    • Former boss of mine, when she was having her last babby, her uterus actually fell out of her, right there. The doctor of course stuffed it right back in, as you’re supposed to, but my boss was out of it on pain drugs at the time and had no idea why she was being fisted.

  • D_C_Wilson

    Isn’t it time we just started ignoring this freak show?

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Lord knows I’ve tried. I’m starting to think self-flagellation is the only cure.

    • BackDoorMan

      … it’s gonna be even more difficult as time goes on, there are just too damn many of them. Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCjmDI4AJlk

  • PirateCafe

    Spread wide for Jesus!

  • Hammiepants

    This is just getting weird now.

  • riledupone

    InTouch mag has a story about a Duggar spawn having some police difficulties involving “inappropriate touching” of a minor. Here’s the link http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/19-kids-and-counting-son-named-in-underage-sex-probe-58751
    Now that’ve dropped my Duggar sex bomb (Ewwwwww) but I’ll be back later to share in all the vile snarkiness.

  • leemoder

    It’s long past time Big Brother pulled an “Elian Gonzales” on these Duggar uteri(?)…utereses(?)…um, Baby Bins for the sake of all humanity. That much concentrated density in one space could be enough to punch a hole in spacetime itself.

    • You mean deport them to Cuba? What have Fidel and Raúl done to deserve that?

  • Bob Harrow

    Maybe they ld loke to adopt some orphans from nepal?? Since their god chose to knock the shit outa the place because they had to be punished for sumfin…

    • fifthdentist

      I know, it’s so sad. Those kids are orphaned, starving and have no prospects in life.
      Haven’t they suffered enough without being adopted by the the Klown Kar Kouple.

  • Santana999

    I wonder if all their sheets have holes in them or do they form the beast with two backs like the rest of us heathens? Or does he just grab a flashlight and walk it?

    • Teto85

      They probably use sheets with holes and turn the lights off.

  • old_redneck

    Speaking of ladies who are “in a family way,” how about our Wonkette?????

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Are they side-fucking in that picture?

  • Cuberly
  • The Duggars need to do a crossover episode with Hoarders. Somebody needs to do an Intervention…

  • Em

    They actually follow the biblical sex teachings of a cult leader named Bill Gothard. It is “unclean” to them to have sex during, or the week following the woman’s period. If Michelle births a baby boy she is “unclean” and can’t bone for 40 days, she is “unclean” for 80 days if it is a girl. Also for some reason, Bill Gothard has never been considered unclean even though over 30 teenage girls have come forward and accused him of groping and fondling them. The Duggars still endorse his teachings, and have not spoken out against him on any level or made any attempt to distance themselves from the grabby gramps creep-o-phile.

  • A Big Sarcastic Fairy!

    Please, let her uterus fall out from all the overuse.

    • Joseph

      May a legion of angels come down and attach ribbons to her uterus and fly up to uterus heaven were they keep no longer functioning baby sacks and make nice steamer trunk and maybe a car cover.

  • edith prickly

    EEWWWWWWW

  • Bren

    Viagra and Cialis have a lot to answer for.

  • Bren

    The biggest shock in all of this Josh stuff is the fact that we are shocked. Stop and think for a second about this Quiverfull cult, it’s founding principle is “Let’s all do plenty of fucking” Why did we not all expect it for a long time?

  • Joseph

    I am now permanetny off sex. the thought of the Duggar’s bumping ugliesi simpley more than I can stand.

  • They seem nice.

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