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You know why you should kill your teevee? So it will stop giving “reality” shows to idiots and making them famous and convincing them that they know anything about anything, when they don’t know a goddamned thing about nothin’. Like homeschooled moron Josh Duggar, who describes himself as QUOTE UNQUOTE “being the oldest of 19 kids and counting” (nice plug for your family’s show!), and is also an executive blowhard at the anti-gay hate group the Family Research Council.

Josh Duggar shared some “thoughts” recently at the March for Marriage, a rally for sad bigots to come together in Washington DC and pray the Supreme Court will tell them they have a constitutional right to live in a gay-free America. Look, here is one of his “thoughts” now!

This is fundamental because only one other country in the entire world has ever redefined marriage, and that was Brazil, when they stepped in through the court system to do that.

OK, dummy, we know that when your mom was learning you how to know stuff at the kitchen table, the globe probably just looked like a giant map of U.S. America everywhere like such as, so you don’t know your other countries too good, but that is wrong, sir. Check out this map of all the non-Brazil countries where gay marriage is legal. We found it by internetting for .33 seconds.

Map of countries with gay marriage

Also too, you ignorant motherfucker, we just finished recovering from the hangover we had to give ourselves after we read this stupid column from the Heritage Foundation about how the legalization of “genderless marriage” in Spain and the Netherlands (neither of which is Brazil) proves that legalizing marriage equality at the federal level in the United States will make all the single ladies do more abortions. That was calculated by a “lawyer” who reached deep inside his crusty bunghole for some numbers, a meaningless chart, and the kind of “math” your mom taught you at home so you wouldn’t get non-Christian cooties at a real school.

Josh Duggar — whose legal education and experience comprises attending various hate rallies and also owning a used car dealership that one time (he probably had to fill out some kind of legal forms for that, right?) — throws down his expert lawsplainin’ to get to the real heart of the issue before the court:

It really is a question to me of whether the courts should impose this, or whether we should look at saying, Hey, why not honor the will of the people? They’ve spoken on this very loud and clear, all the way from California to almost every other state, and when you look at where this has came [sic] up, I think people have a very clear and a very distinct opinion on where this issue lies in their hearts. So I think we have to be very clear when we look forward in saying, as the court considers this, what the implications are going to be.

OK, we are not even going to make fun of Josh for his excellent naming of states because we’ve already established that his mom didn’t teach him geography or Googling. We won’t even rip him for his crap grammar. Let’s just go straight to the checking of his facts. Because sad news, Josh, the American people are pretty clear on this issue, in that the majority of Americans are totally cool with that, and that majority just keeps getting bigger and bigger every day, even among the religious types.

Josh also casually invokes the Roe v. Wade decision in 1973, which he learned at Mom’s School of Law, and says that was supposed to be the “once and for all” decision on abortion, but lo and nuh uh, we are still debating it. Because assquacks like Duggar and his parents and 10 trillion dumb asshole siblings — and countingTM — have been trying to undo that since, oh, around 1973, even though almost every time it gets to the Supreme Court (with a few vomitous exceptions), the Court tells them to shut the fuck up and go away because they already decided this.

So, just like abortion (which is actually a completely separate thing even though conservatives, including the one who argued against marriage equality before the Supreme Court on Tuesday, are getting really confused about that lately), Josh Duggar believes this anti-gay movement thing is just getting started.

“What we have to realize,” he says, “is that this is only the beginning of a larger discussion.” Fine, you go sit in the dunce corner of mom’s living room and realize that all you want. Meanwhile, we’ll be over here counting down the days until the Supreme Court issues its “we’re done talking about this now and forever” ruling. Because as Chief Justice John Roberts said, if the Court rules in favor of equality (and it totally will), that pretty much ends the debate. Sorry, Josh Duggar, you lose. That doesn’t mean you’ve been silenced; it just means you’re wrong. But he thinks he’s being silenced, because he is A Idiot:

I think that right now in America there is an agenda to silence people of faith, those who hold dissenting opinion. That’s not what America was founded on. America was founded on respect. Tolerance. And really not discriminating against people based on their religious convictions.

Uh huh. After the genocide of the Native Americans who were already here, our white land-owning founding bros stoled some Africans to build this country based on respect and tolerance and shit fucking shit, Josh Duggar, your family has a TV show, so no, no one is silencing you at all, even though that would be an awesome thing because UGHHHHHHHHH. And that is why reality shows are bad, the Duggars are the worst, bigots are terrible, and don’t homeschool your kids, the end.

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  • onedrewthree

    Oh you’re right. We forgot to honor your right to decide other people’s faith. Geeze, and I thought Unitarians were busybodies.

  • TeenLaQueefa

    Does the oh-so-wise Josh also know that the younger brothers in huge families have enormous potential for turning out gay? Chances are more than good that a few of the Dugger sub-rats are flamers.

    • Vecciojohn

      I suspect this photo has been faked.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Also, too, he protests too much his own self.

  • VandeGraf

    Even Disney, Pixar and DreamWorks wouldn’t touch Duggar World. It’s a fantasy land of blissful ignorance which — it has taught itself– is utterly true and Godlike. Regardless of mere facts.

    • FlownOver

      Well, Pixar might give it a go. The only problem would be whether to call it The Irresponsibles or The Incomprehensibles.

  • Zippy

    That’s it- I’m changing my screen name to Crusty Bunghole

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Dear God he is fucking stupid. Also, who cares what he has to say? He is a homeschooled idiot who’s only claim to fame is being the offspring of a woman with a clown car for a uterus. Poor Mr. Duggar, it must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

    • Zippy

      Clown car? More like the Metro during rush hour

    • elviouslyqueer

      Vienna sausage down the Eurotunnel, more like.

    • Vecciojohn

      Uh, name of a sausage that begins with G down the Grand Canyon.

      • fergawdssakes

        Please leave my ex out of this.

    • Jaime Oria

      And then there’s “Like a toothpick in a Cadillac”

  • Beaumarchais?

    I’d like to silence some people of faith…with ball gags.

    • Anarchy Pony

      They might like it…

  • Ikimizi

    Hey, don’t call him dumb- I heard he was valedictorian of his class.

    • Vecciojohn

      Beat out the parakeet by a whisker.

    • elviouslyqueer

      valedictorian of his class

      FTFY.

  • JoeChristmas

    When they were kids they would play a game and first one out of the closet was Bugger the Duggar.

  • Anarchy Pony

    “That’s not what America was founded on. America was founded on respect. Tolerance. And really not discriminating against people based on their religious convictions”
    Just their sexual orientation. And race.

    • JustPixelz

      And gender. Also religion. Here in Connecticut it was illegal for Jews to worship until 1843.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Oh and class too.

        • Blank Ron

          And if you look at someone funny.

          • vivian

            or look funny to someone

        • onedollarjuana

          Don’t forget not being a landowner.

          Or a debtor.

          • mtn_philosoph

            Or an immigrant from the “less white” parts of the world (including parts of Europe).

  • Blackest Noobs

    ahhhh another Left Behind-er….sorry Josh and Duggar family, society is leaving you behind and not looking back….

  • TeenLaQueefa

    He’s 19? Christ, he looks 30ish.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      Hate ages you twice as fast.

      • Blank Ron

        cf ‘snit wrinkles.’

    • jmk

      I think he’s older than that – he’s the oldest of 19, but my impression is that he’s in his mid twenties. Sadly, I’m pretty sure that he’s old enough, himself, to have spawned a few sprogs.

      • elviouslyqueer

        Yup. See my post above.

      • TeenLaQueefa

        My bad, I misread “19th” as 19.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    You’re right, America was not founded on silencing dissenting opinions. Christianity, OTOH has a two millenia history of taking people with dissenting opinions and burning them at the stake.

    • Anarchy Pony

      And people only alleged to have dissenting opinions.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Not to mention engaging in wars that spanned a continent. There are German towns that to this day have not rebounded from the 30 Years War.

  • dslindc

    “Watch This Dumb Duggar . . .”

    PASS.

    But we are happy to have the bigots come to DC and spend money and then go the fuck home and enjoy their marriage equality come June.

    • Blank Ron

      Maybe they could take a detour through scenic Baltimore. Perhaps after 10 PM when it’s quieter.

      • major_asshole

        But they’re white, so the cops won’t give a shit about them.

        • Blank Ron

          Perhaps. But a few of the reports I’ve been hearing suggest that, as happens, the bullies in blue are being less (shall we say) discriminating when it comes to potential targets, right now.

  • CalvinianChoice

    After the Supreme Court rules, how long do you think it will be before congress starts passing laws requiring pre-nup waiting periods, ultrasounds, etc? “To protect the gays” of course.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Does your wedding hall meet the standards of a surgical clinic? Does your minister have admitting privileges at a local hospital? I’m sorry but you can’t get married there, for your own safety. There’s too many things that could go wrong.

      • jmk

        Yep. They should call those laws “Targeted Regulation of Alternative Marriage Providers to Lesbo-gays, Etc.”

        TRAMPLE.

  • elviouslyqueer

    America was founded on respect. Tolerance.

    Neither of which you have because you work for a real-live bona fide motherfucking HATE GROUP, you smarmy hillbilly taintmuffin.

    Ugh, just die in a fire already.

    • anniegetyerfun

      A fire of votes, love? (Pleawe do not get banned)

      • elviouslyqueer

        Firey votes, even! (Shy hasn’t reprimanded me. Yet.)

        • jmk

          A hot vote… in a hotly contested election… right?

      • Lascauxcaveman

        I think, while impolite, telling someone to die in a fire is not strictly against rules for commenting radicals. If you say something like “I’m going to kill you by duct taping you to a chair and setting your house on fire” then that is a direct threat of harm, and I think he’d be in trouble.

        If comments were allowed, that is. So, moot point either way.

        • proudgrampa

          I have yet to see a comment here…

        • mtn_philosoph

          DIAF (Die In A Fire) is an internet expression used to express strong disagreement with something that has been posted or used as a sharp retort during an online exchange. It is not to be interpreted as an actual threat to persons or property or a desire for anyone to be actually harmed.

    • major_asshole

      Ooh–“taintmuffin.” Added to my list, alongside crotchfruit, taintcicle, muffberry, vagina-burster, and…well, that’s all I’ve got for now.

  • blau19

    I love the internetting of Kaili soooo much.

    • elviouslyqueer

      When she gets mad about a thing, she definitely gets mad about a thing.

      • SterWonk

        Self-righteousness = bad; righteous indignation = good.

  • MrBlobfish

    For someone who says “I think” a lot, he sure doesn’t.

    • major_asshole

      It’s his upbringing. He probably brought a macaroni thingy in the shape of a cross and asked Mommy Klown Kar “Mommy, what do you think–”

      “I don’t, Kid #1, and you shouldn’t either.”

  • Brazil redefined marriage to get back at the United States for redefining “Brazilian”.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Yes I am a nut. I am a Brazil nut!”

    • FlownOver

      And “a brazilian” is the number of kids this mudslide of semi-humanity is aiming for. It’s a real number according to Duggar ‘rithmatic.

      • Boscoe

        ROFL

      • I once got a “Brazilian Mudslide” after I side-hugged a homeschooler too hard.

    • Metadude

      Sous American way!

  • Spotts1701
  • MrBlobfish

    ♫Mommas, don’t let your babbies grow up to be Duggars♫

  • chazmanr

    Duggars saying dumb shit. Must be a day ending in “y”.

  • JohnBull

    Homeskulin werkt for me.

    • Vecciojohn

      Four me two!

      • MrBlobfish

        Math is hard

        • Vecciojohn

          Tallahassee.

  • tegrat

    In their defense, I know some pretty wonderful homeschooled kids (now adults), but they were schooled by liberals (and actually did go to public school at some point). I guess that makes a difference…

    • nightmoth

      BIG difference. One type wants more education for their kids than most public schools give, and one type (evangelicals like the Duggars) want far less. The homeschooled evangelical kids next door to my home in N.C. believe that the reason there are no more dinosaurs is because they were too big for Noah to get them on the Ark. Seriously.

      • Anarchy Pony

        That’s how I realized they were full of shit when I was a kid, they claimed fossils were fake and a ploy by the devil. As a true lover of dinosauria I couldn’t let that slide.

        • Reddishrabbit

          How many souls lost because of T-Rex love? How the angles weep and the devil crows.

        • handyhippie65

          that’s why i left the church a 15. one lie too many.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          But wait a minute. The part about Fred Flintstone and Dino is in the Bible (Book of Hannabarbara 2:20-21.) It must be true.

          • Blank Ron

            Yabba Dabba Do, Amen.

        • Boscoe

          For me it was the pic of Billy Graham with a halo that they claimed was totally not fake.

      • Fun with Cthulhu

        Dear, SIr, Madam or Moth;
        As a former home-schooling parent of the former type, let me say that you made a clear differentiation that folks don’t always see. More education than the school could give is exactly why we home-schooled.

        • nightmoth

          Yeah, I had a friend who home schooled her two kids for a better education, and got a very unpleasant surprise when she met the other parents in that “club” in rural Georgia. She was too nice, however, to say anything about their anti-science teachings.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Two different reactions to the public schools. In the first case, it’s not rigorous and academic enough for the parents. In the second case, it’s to isolate their children from secular society.

      • Msgr_Moment

        Silly. Their arms were too short to work powertools properly.

      • pstockholm

        OK assuming there is such a thing as liberal homeschooling, and it works fine on the educational side of things, aren’t you depriving the youth of the rich social environment of public high schools – experiences like getting stuffed in lockers, ostracized by cliques, snarked at by mean girls, and so on? I mean it’s your best chance to get acclimated to the fuckwads you’ll be sharing the planet with for the next 70 years.
        Not to mention the drugs, booze, fumbling sex and puking. Not necessarily in that order. Not gonna get that stuff at home. Probably.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      It makes a huge difference. This is a page from an actual Christian Homeschool textbook.

      • Sheesko

        Oh swell. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight. Thanks a lot.

        • SpideySenser

          No shit! These ignorant dingbats are going to grow up and vote! Jeebus, the nightmares.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        This has made me realize that one may deploy the expression “holy shit” in another way.

      • Anarchy Pony

        That brings to mind a futurama quote, “that question is less stupid. Although you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.”

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Well, OK then. This explains why electrical devices don’t work in Hogwarts.

        Problem solved!

      • Wombat

        Da fuq? That’s not how you science, homeschoolers.

      • HogeyeGrex

        You fucking stick your finger in a light socket and tell me nobody has ever felt electricity.

        Gahead.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        “No one has ever observed it or heard it or felt it”.

        I guess lightening storms are a figment of my imagination, as was the tingling sensation when I first came in contact with an electric fence, or heard the buzz of high voltage wires overhead.

        Right.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Since no one has ever observed it or heard it or felt it, electricity must be GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!111,11,11111,l1!!!,1,1!!!!

      • Blank Ron

        J.J. Thomson weeps…

      • dshwa

        Another entry into the “not even wrong” category.

      • Msgr_Moment
      • Clockwork Eggplant

        And what are birds? We just don’t know.

      • bobbert

        Oh. Fuck. Me.

      • BackDoorMan

        With regard to Bull O’Really and his “tides come in, tides go out, you can’t explain it”… let me guess… Mr. Fuck It We’ll Do It Live! was Christian homeschooled. If you aren’t going to even try and educate yourself on matters that science has pretty much explained, please don’t be offended when people laugh in your face and tell you to “get a brain, moran!”

      • mtn_philosoph

        Electrons go into the anode, electrical current comes out of the cathode — who can explain it?

  • willi0000000

    i hope SCOTUS rules, for one-in-a-row, on the side of simple human rights and decency . . . but i also hope the LGBT community is ready for the kind of ‘rear-guard’ action that has been the norm for the ‘have that baby’ crowd since Roe v Wade . . . just because it’s been settled doesn’t mean it’s been settled (see: War of Northern Aggression).

    • D_C_Wilson

      You mean the War of Southern Treason, right?

      • Vecciojohn

        We won the war. The peace is still at issue.

  • Joshua Norton

    OK, look, if you’re a Republican male shrieking against gay rights, I’m going to automatically assume you’re a huge closet case. It just seems more efficient.

    • Vecciojohn

      You’re taking a rather wide stance there, aren’t you?

      What?

    • Metadude

      Mercy! Bring Miss Lindsey her smelling salts!

  • JustPixelz

    “It really is a question to me of whether the courts should impose this, or whether we should look at saying, Hey, why not honor the will of the people?”

    That’s not how Constitutional rights actually work. But if popular vote is supreme, Mr. Duggar would be OK if people voted* to outlaw Muslims. Or Mormons (1838). Or — God willing — Baptists.
    __________________________________
    * Given the small percentage of people who actually vote, elections tell us little about the will of the people.

    • D_C_Wilson

      Don’t be so sure he wouldn’t be fine with voting to outlaw Muslims, Mormons, and anyone else who isn’t part of his own narrow sect.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Abso-fucking-lutely.

    • Angry_Cop

      It’s funny (I mean horrific) to see, now that the Supremes are about to stuff gay marriage good and hard up America’s collective ass, how conservatards have suddenly REALLY gotten into the idea of old-school pure democracy. Which, incidentally, is not our form of government.

      • Blank Ron

        How old school? I can’t see them getting behind property qualifications or the military service requirement, somehow.

    • jmk

      I wonder if Joshy ever heard the story of how the people of Connecticut would have outlawed or at least annoyed the pesky Baptists into oblivion for not being in their established Congregational Church in the early days of the good old US of A…except that when the Danbury Baptists wrote to ask Pres. Thos. Jefferson if that was allowed, he said NO and mumbled something about walls of separation between church and state.
      I’m guessing Ma Duggar’s Homeskool didn’t cover the pivotal role that Baptists played in clarifying the secular nature of our government.

  • Jared James

    Nobody’s trying to silence these dumb assholes, the Josh Duggars and Tony Perkins and Brian Fischers of the world, but a lot more people would respect them probably if they were anywhere near smart enough to silence themselves for an hour or three. million

    • Smibo

      I beg to differ, Jared; I’M trying to silence him. My attempts mostly consist of shouting “STFU, DUGGAR!!!1!” whenever I see, hear or read any attempt at communication from any of that fecal-encephalopathic clan.

      Hasn’t been very effective, so far. Maybe I need to shout louder…

      • Blank Ron

        Using their own tactics on them, eh?

  • D_C_Wilson

    There needs to be a rule that any intolerant prick who whines about how no one is tolerant of their intolerance any more immediately gets a cream pie in the face.

    And glitter bombed.

    • darnyoudarnyoutoheck

      I would pay to see that

      • Boscoe

        GLITTERPIE!!!1!

  • HogeyeGrex

    And really not discriminating against people based on their religious convictions.

    Discriminating against people based on what they do with their genitalia, on the other hand…

    feh

  • Joshua Norton

    I think that right now in America there is an agenda to silence people of faith, those who hold dissenting opinion

    Illogical fanatic is fanatical and illogical.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      What they don’t get is that others have the freedom to ignore them.

      This is, to them, a conspiracy to silence them.

      If they keep this up, just ignoring them won’t be enough.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Bless her heart, but Josh’s wife sounds like she’s well on her way to having a uterus in which you could land a squadron of fighter jets. Barefoot and pregnant; that’s the Arkansas way!

    • Joshua Norton

      uterus in which you could land a squadron of fighter jets.

      And still have plenty of room for the marching band.

  • raptorjesus

    So does this mean no more 19 Kids and Counting Recaps over at HNTP anymore or….

  • D_C_Wilson

    I really can’t wait until one member of this brood breaks away and writes the first tell-all book.

    • Wombat

      Would read.

    • Boscoe

      “Writes” seems like a stretch. Maybe an audiobook is possible though…

    • Noxious1

      I have second week of April 2017 in our betting pool.
      But I usually lose at these things.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Dear Josh:

    Being silenced is not the same as being told to Shut the Actual Fuck Up.

    No love,

    EQ

  • deanbooth

    2032: Wingnuts blame Florida’s sinking into the sea on gay marriage.

  • Angry_Cop

    “Watch This Dumb Duggar”

    I stopped right there and skipped to the comments. Even the worst troll has something more valuable to say than any member of that awful, awful family.

  • Tendernob

    I know Josh Duggar is homeskooled and therefore can’t read this, but here goes anyway:
    http://wp.production.patheos.com/blogs/exploringourmatrix/files/2015/03/Religious-Liberties-Violated.jpg

    • Anarchy Pony

      This needs all the upfists.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Done. Very succinct and clear.

        Of course, to them, if they can’t push their ignorance on others, they’re being repressed.

        (Monty Python references start here)

        • Anarchy Pony

          But dennis the peasant was being repressed.

          • Blank Ron

            It was the violence inherent in the system.

          • Weldon Thomas

            And also a system of government based on some moistened bink waving a scimitar about.

        • Metadude

          Dennis! There’s some lovely filth down here!

    • onedrewthree

      Replying to bookmark this table.

  • Joshua Norton

    I really wonder how many of the Duggar clan are going to eventually come out as gay. Given that there so many of them it would really be an exercise in total denial to assume they’re all straight.

    • Lizzietish81

      aot,k

      Well a girl can dream.

    • Suse

      At least two of them, because statistics!

      • nmmagyar

        I think the newest research says something about the further along you are in birth order, the more likely you are to be LGBT – so maybe 14-19 (I assume they have names) are gay

    • PubOption

      I understand that the Duggars are marrying off younger daughters in preference to the eldest. Does she have problems when it comes to dating guys?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        She’s got the hawts for one of the Cheney daughters…

  • Lizzietish81

    These people aren’t even interesting, how boring does your life have to be that you find THESE crackers fascinating?

    • KinkyReggae

      Must be a lot of people who are bored stiff what with these folks and them there Kardashian folks being on the teevee…and don’t even get me started on the Duck Dynasty asshats.

      • essbird

        Or the Palon Chann. AOT,K

      • O4FSake

        Let’s hope there is never another writer’s strike. Shit reality shows like this would have never seen the light of day. If it was 70 years ago mom Duggar would be a star in a carnival side show.

    • handyhippie65

      watching a trainwreck of a family on the tube, makes joe citizen feel better about their own trainwreck. “look at them. at least we ain’t that bad.”

    • Spotts1701

      I feel like this show is for people who find pro wrestling to be “too highbrow”.

  • Vecciojohn

    Tell you what, sonny. You’ve been cramming Jesus down our throats for 2000 years. A little gay throat cramming in return seems like pretty damn little to ask for, now don’t it?

  • cousin itt

    And now on the Discovery Channel, we go to the Duggar Zoo and meet the fast breeding and dimwitted species, Homo bigotus.

    • vivian

      [read in the documentary voice] “In the winter, the bigots hunker down for what will be a long and harsh winter spending countless hours in a futile effort to educate their young. Mrs. Bigot, tired from months of gestation, signals to her brood the highlight of their sun-deprived day as she ladles beans carefully across toasted bread scraps. Her young, eager to dispel their mounting boredom, engage in ‘games’ of deprivation, preparing the weaker ones for the hardship of the years ahead..”etc.

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    “We must learn to debate each other in a respectful way,” said the representative of God Hates Fags, Inc.

    http://pactiss.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gripofreason-CH.jpg

    • Enfant Terrible

      Calvin & Hobbs is always welcome at Casa Art Tornado.

  • undercover epicurean

    If you pay a cable bill in the US America, some of your shekels are going to these mouthbreathers, even if you never watch ’em! Also too, some goes to Billo, some goes to those duck weirdos, some goes straight up Rupert Murdoch’s hooker’s nose. What a great system!

    • handyhippie65

      that’s why i don’t have satellite. the 40 channel package has 12 christian networks. 25% of the channels i am not willing to pay for, let alone watch. not really worth it.

      • essbird

        I think the Xtusn fleecer networks have to pay to play, so actually they subsidize Billo and Sponge Bob.

    • FlownOver

      And we can’t get Al Jazeera until cable goes Allah Carte.

      [I’ll just let myself out…]

  • shastakoala

    I’m just waiting for their new show, “19 kids and surrogate mom so Ma Duggar can make it an even 20 and counting.”

    • MOG253

      They actually discussed adopting, after her doctor explained that most wimmins over 45 have no more good eggs in their lady parts (but of course, ol’Jim Bob still has the strength of the bull), so probably she was done being pregnant.

      • shastakoala

        Probably so, as long as someone explains to Jim Bob that he doesn’t get to physically impregnate the surogate himself.

      • laineypc

        She probably froze a stash of her eggs when she was 30 so she could keep on a ‘countin.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        “…’ol Jim Bob still has the strength of the bull.”

        Reading those English words, in that order, requires a healthy dose of eye bleach.

    • Thaumaturgist

      So she can count to twenty, eh? Do I hear 21?

      • vivian

        Might work; I believe she has six toes on the right foot.

      • bozilingus

        She wants to have 24 kids, to match the number of fingers and toes she can count on.

    • Boscoe

      19 kids and the wheelbarrow Ma Duggar pushes her prolapsed uterus around in…

      • mailman27

        19 Kids and the Car Keys so we can drive out of here.

    • diogenez

      19 kids + Roscoe – we ain’t sure what that one is…

  • cousin itt

    How many of the Duggar daughters are of age?

    Asking for “Josh”.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Hey Josh – it’s everywhere!

    • Blank Ron

      Why do you they hate America?

  • anniegetyerfun

    You would think that after having a kid this dumb, Ma Duggar would’ve called it quits.

    • nmmagyar

      Hadn’t she already had like 12 more before this one was at the age that “normal” kids learn to read?

      • anniegetyerfun

        I was thinking that the stoopid would have been obvious a bit earlier. Then again, Duggars.

        • HogeyeGrex

          Duggar-Kreuning syndrome?

    • Grokenstein

      “This’un got its eyes open already!! How come I ain’t pregnint agin’? …Whattaya mean, ‘a kid this dumb’? He’s purty smart, he could count to five by the time he was twelveteen!”

  • whatwhomever

    “Watch This Dumb Duggar”

    you had my “no” at this.

  • TheBidenator

    Hey if we can’t trust in the expert opinion of a moronic 19-year old clowncar vagina birthed home schooled guy from Arkansas, who’s opinion can we trust? Oh and no country ever redefined marriage until Brazil did it which is true except for every country has redefined marriage at some point or another, moron.

    • Wombat

      And that, kids, is why polygamy and keeping concubines are still things that we do on the regular! Just like in the Bible.

      Oh, and those ladies in India who have practiced polyandry for centuries? TOTALLY NOT A THING. And neither are those guys who marry hijras. And women are still their husbands’ chattel (although to be fair to the Spawn of Duggar 1.0 up there, this is probably still the case in his family). Handfasting and arranged marriages (ok, exception again for the Duggars) are still a thing we do, too.

      • glennisw

        Yeah, it makes you wonder why these people are so ignorant of the Bible.

  • JohnE_o

    I didn’t see where anyone else had said it first, so I will…that’s some gayface in that video.

    • Relativicus

      I was going to, but I forgot. So I’m glad you did because it needed to be said.

    • texassa

      He just posted a picture from the SCOTUS hearings with a male senator, and it looks like a christmas card from a gay couple.

      • texassa

        (…on Instagram)

        • JohnE_o

          Linkies please!!!

          • texassa

            Tell me that’s not a gay postcard.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Jesus wept threw a brick through his TV.

  • Me not sure

    It’s just a good thing his mama didn’t go on “America’s Got Talent” given that she appears to have only one talent, and schooling isn’t it.

    • Blank Ron

      Given the dull, will-less drones she’s pupped, I’d argue that even there she’s not that talented.

      • Me not sure

        Sorry I was only thinking of the initiating incidents.

        • Blank Ron

          Ew.

          • Me not sure

            Vast wasteland.

    • geoffalnutt

      I think they call it “Jesusing”. Bet you didn’t know ‘doin the nasty’ has turned ‘Jesus’ into a verb!

      • Me not sure

        CHRIST!?

        • geoffalnutt

          Yeah. “Christing”, Jesusing” – either way you’re f*cked.

          • Me not sure

            I may rethink religion.

  • Suddenly I miss the subtle humor and genuine warmth of ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’. At least they had ‘Uncle Poodle’.

    • teddy21

      so mama slept with a pedophile… who hasn’t really

  • amindofitsown

    I’m automatically suspicious of any group with the word “family” in the title.

    • VirginiaLady

      Even the Addams family? They seemed nice and normal.

      • amindofitsown

        No, they’re cool. FRC are actually even bigger ghouls than the Addams.

      • Blank Ron

        I am convinced that I was born an Addams, but when I was six months old I was stolen by gypsies and sold to a Westmount Anglo couple who couldn’t have children of their own…

    • Bren

      I hope you aren’t including Family Guy in there.

      Peter Griffin 2016 – make it happen!!!

      • amindofitsown

        Brian/Stewie Griffin 2016 for progress!

    • Hardly Ideal

      Word. Coincidentally, members of such groups are also often the same who make “freedom” sound like a bad idea.

      • amindofitsown

        Like, “you’re against freedom if you’re against fracking or religious (Christian) liberty”?

    • teddy21

      yes, as well as Freedom and Liberty

      • amindofitsown

        We must protect our freedumbz!!1!1

    • Relativicus

      Duggar Family. Hey, it works!

      • amindofitsown

        I think the only reason that family is so famous is old Pa Duggar don’t like having to use them Satanic “birth control” methods when he wants to stick his wee-wee in Ma Duggar’s hoo-hah, so they end up with a kid every time. And they done got themselves a teevee show in the process! Glory!

  • Poly_Ester

    Celebrity is such a powerful stimulus to the intellect, isn’t it.

    • Wombat

      That is the most beautiful shade I have read in quite some time, Poly.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Works for the Donald.

      • vivian

        True dat. Getting famous allowed him to give up his full time job as a mollusk. His newfound smarts allowed him to espy the glittery horizons of Dull Normal, heights to which, alas, he can only aspire. But what is America if not a land of dreams.

    • H0mer0

      didn’t work for Sarah Lou or Lou Sarah. If I was embarrassed by Katie Couric asking a “Gotcha” question, I would be sure to study my shit. Instead, she seems to have doubled down on the stoopid.

    • Lizzietish81
  • VirginiaLady

    I think she had 19 kids in the hope one would be smart. Epic fail.

    • Enfant Terrible

      The odds are that at least one of them is gay. So there’s that.

      • Gotta Love Them Thar Duggars!

        I call Josiah, who was gonna dance dance dance! his way outta that family (before fiance Fernanda caught his eye, of course) & Joy-Anna, ye of the crusty used flip-flops & mountain-climbing weight-lifting (in a skirt, of course!) broomballer extraordinaire….ya gotta have at least one of each, y’know…

  • chascates

    The tragedy here is that if each of the 19 kids (and whatever) themselves have, say a dozen or so whelps, and those go on to spawn another dozen each . . .

    • shastakoala

      Creationism at work.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      That’s the whole point of the “quiverfull” movement. Churn out home-schooled babbies who will take over the world.

      • Lmaris

        Dimwits like these who have others do their thinking for them are far more likely to be mere cannon fodder.

        • nightmoth

          The ones I know all aspire to be preachers or missionaries.
          Too much drankin’ and cussin’ in the military.

          • OrdinaryJoe

            Plus there is no money in soldiering but there are trunk loads to be made in religious grifting. They may hate the Vatican but they have fully absorbed the business model.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            There is a very valid reason for all that drankin’ and cussin’ in the military.

            It’s to keep your sanity at least partially intact, and even those means don’t always work.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Yes.

      • Ricky Gay

        Idiocracy: Birth of a Nation

    • glennisw

      Just the law of averages says some of them are going to be gay.

      • Lmaris

        Likely at least one already is.

        • Unforgotten

          Anyone (besides me) ever watched ‘Idiocracy’?

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            I have, and I see it too. It’s sort of prophetic for a bad comedy ain’t it?

          • SpideySenser

            Yup! Thought it was a comedy, but now I’m pretty sure it’s a documentary.

          • Man, every time I read about another asshat like this, I’m thinking we’re one step closer to Brawndo.

    • Paul Dietzel

      One day I was reading a lady’s obit and she had 7 kids, 18 GC’s and 43 GGC’s and right then I thought, being childless, that I should quit beating up on myself for having a daily driver that only gets 14 mpg.

    • texassa

      That is why they have so many kids… they believe they are winning over the world with their influence by multiplying.

  • Boscoe

    There are not enough upfists in the universe to adequately praise teh awesomes of that closing sentence…

  • say wha

    Garbage in, garbage out.

  • Joseph

    Sweet Mother of god. He can onlyiknow as much as his monumentally ignorant mother knew so right off the bat, he starts way down in the pile of dumb-fuckery. it could really be bad – he couldhave been schooled by daddy Duggar and then he might not be able towlak and chew gum at the same time.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      I am surprised they let ma do the schoolin’. We all know how dang liberal those people with lady parts is.

  • A Bashful Nobody

    Beating my head on the desk now……………………….

  • starfanglednut

    Actually, marriage was redefined in 1967, when interracial marriage became legal. So there’s that.

    • Pam Rukiddingme

      Actually marriage was redefined when fathers stopped selling their daughters.

      • OrdinaryJoe

        Actually marriage was redefined when the Mormon polygamists stopped having multiple wives. Oh wait. Never mind.

        • Unforgotten

          What about when A could marry B and that not be a ‘national treason’ because of their birthplaces?

    • texassa

      I think even christianity’s god redefined marriage when somehow it went from polygamy to monogamy.

  • Ran3dy Bright

    “Assquacks”! I have a new favorite word. Thank you, Kaili!!!

    • fka_donnie_d

      I also like “quack addicts”

      • Billy Rubin

        Quack kills.

  • Incoming Ham

    19 brain cells and falling.

  • psychobroad

    Wonkette, have I mentioned lately that I love you so? What an epic beatdown of that idiot, if only there were some way to make him read it. Wait, that would make his lips too tired… I’ll volunteer to read it to him though!
    “…and the kind of “math” your mom taught you at home so you wouldn’t get non-Christian cooties at a real school”–again, have I told you lately that I love you?

  • dshwa

    OK Wonkers, time for a poll question: Moar interesting expose’ to watch/read; The eventual tell-all from the Duggar who breaks from the pack or the one about Scientology?

    • #SophiesChoice

    • Mehmeisterjr

      The Duggar who breaks from the pack to join the Elrons and then breaks from them would earn my mild interest but, honestly, I get all the freak show I need and more than I need right here in Florida.

    • Pam Rukiddingme

      Duggars, cuz everyone who isn’t in Scientology knows its crazy. Not everyone knows that for sure about Cults.

    • texassa

      I believe we’ll get a Duggar tell-all one day. One day.

  • SK

    QUOTE UNQUOTE “being the oldest of 19 kids and counting” (nice plug for your family’s show!)

    No, it is code for “another bun in the oven!”

    • Me not sure

      What’ll these grifters do for a living when Mama’s vaguterus goes ka-blooey?

      • Zippy

        Pimp out the daughters, of course

        • Me not sure

          Einstein in a polka dot mu-mu!

        • jmk

          Apparently already happening…

  • Last Hussar

    Wonkette, you are selling your country short. The Pilgrims were kicked out of England and Netherlands because they would tell other Christians they weren’t Christianing right, and making them Christian the way they wanted them too.

    See – the US is built on Religious Intolerance as well as Genocide and Slavery.

    (PS – the Turkeys came from England)

  • Relativicus

    Hey look! He’s wearing a flag pin. Remember when that was a thing?

    • cessnadriver

      Was the pin made in USMerka?

      • Relativicus

        Hell no! China’s get all the good shit.

    • Support your local multinational corporate trade deal.

      http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/images/2009/01/14/obamaofficialfoto.jpg
      ~

      • Relativicus

        He is an exception, though. If he didn’t wear his, people would accuse him of hating America.

      • OrdinaryJoe

        I think it was Photoshopped on there.

    • missannthrope

      Look! He’s wearing a lavender shirt. I wonder if he is aware of the connotation of the color in the gay community?

    • Me not sure

      Maybe he’s running for orafice.

  • cessnadriver

    When I see a “male” “saving himself for marriage” I see a closet case.

    • janecita

      When I see a female “saving herself for marriage” I immediately think, bad lay!

      • H0mer0

        or else, really good at BJs (’cause according to some Catholics and Big Dog Clinton, that’s not sex.) I just couldn’t imagine saving myself for marriage and then being disappointed because he’s got some fetish or weird hangups.

      • texassa

        Be fair. People should choose whatever they want to do. And I see no difference in how we should encourage or scold male sexuality versus female. The real issue is taking your own moral or religious beliefs and presuming that our country’s laws should force everyone to live how you do.

        • janecita

          The beauty of it, it’s that I couldn’t care less about people losing their virginity or keeping it forever. Whatever fills their cookie! I still think bad lay though:-)

  • OrdinaryJoe

    So that map would seem to suggest most of the places where marriage equality is not recognized are places with Sharia law, the Third World, the former communist countries that are Russia and China, and a country that was principally created as a penal colony. Good company there. USA USA USA USA

  • Paperless Tiger

    Put a sock in it, and on it while you’re at it.

  • So, statistically 3 smoke teh salmon/tongue the taco. Hmmm.

    K, Joshy is so gay Marcus Bachmann is tryna climb out of his bedroom window and hitchhike (ass, gas, or grass) back to Warshington.

    Jayna? Clearly gayest of teh Thundercats. Or Superfriends. Doesn’t matter. G Force?

    Is there a Jacqueline with a penis?

  • Cuberly

    Ever read a Wonkette article that makes you feel like you’ve had your rant and you got what you needed to say off your chest?

    KJG just sandblasted my tits off.

    Thank you! (ouch)

  • Not Prince Charles

    So when is — at best — one of the duggar brood going to come out as gay, which will (hopefully) change their ever (not so) loving quiverfull hearts, or — at worst — one of the duggar brood coming out through suicide note… (Through birth-order studies, at least one of the younger offspring, statistically, is going to be LGBTQ).

    • Bear OmNomNom

      Don’t worry, he’ll be plenty “quiverful” after I’m done with him. #beartoys

  • Objectifer

    He seems to have a homeschool haircut also, too.

    • Poly_Ester

      or maybe self-inflicted to save money for the lord.

      • Vienna Woods

        Np, probably got it done by some barber who wanted a shout-out on the show. They really seem to be one long info-mercial. (never actually watched one, just read the HNTP summaries) But even in that baby gender reveal clip, they get in a promo for the baker. Do those grifters actually pay for ANYTHING?

        • Farmgal 4

          If they do, they “Buy used and save the difference!” which was their creed early on. The money saved was spent buying pregnancy tests. One of the older daughters said that her mother bought them by the case. I think the “buying used and save” thing has sort of gone by the wayside now that they’re multimillionaires.

  • cousin itt

    OT Live blogging Judith Miller on TDS…

    I hope people like you read it [my book]. It was really hard to do this reporting. The intel services we had been talking to had never been wrong. They had never led me astray. I asked them, how did you get it wrong? … 9/11 … It was Bill Clinton. Blurgghh gaahhh all journalists are manipulated, all politicians lie…acckkkk..Jon says Budweiser! ftw…

    Then Judith retorted, Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and slipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime,Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don’t.

    • dshwa

      Judith Miller makes the Vogons seem reasonable.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        You know, I’ve characterized the vile Mary Matlin as the Bellatrix LeStrange of the GOP, who is madly in love with the Dark Lord, but I wonder if Miller is more of that nature than just a Rita Skeeter knockoff.

        • dshwa

          Damn that we’re too late in this thread life for another wonkette poll question. I’m going to have to try to remember this one for the next time she puts in an appearance.

    • Fartknocker

      She blowing Paul Wolfawitz while writing her diatribe. She loves her some neocon dick. What a self absorbed yellow journalist. Chaney, Bush I and Bush II will kick in enough money to win her the J.D. Powers best written fiction award for 2015.

    • bobbert

      I am Groot.

      • Unforgotten

        Can I be that sociopathic genocidal raccoon?

    • Captain Kraut

      O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

      He chortled in his joy.

    • BackDoorMan

      … watching Jon keep his cool while casually doing a metaphorical smack-down with the book Judith was there to pimp was a thing of beauty. In my mind I saw a thought bubble over Jon’s head with the words… “Judy, you ignorant slut!”

  • Em

    I grew up kind of on the edge of it, but lot of kids raised in this radicalized homeschooled scene have zero choice in the matter. They are told how to think/act/dress by their parents from day one and cut off from outside influences sometimes to the point of isolation. Josh deserves to be made fun of as a grown ass man, but when other homeshoolers see him getting torn to pieces it only reinforces their beliefs. Mom and Dad tell them that the world is a cruel, hateful place full of sinners. They see people who look and talk like them being mocked it just drives them further down the rabbit hole of fund-gelical craziness.

    • Unforgotten

      Homeschooled people lack social skills because of that.
      ‘Outside’ people don’t behave as their parents taught them to, and they haven’t a clue to react properly when faced with ‘weird’ behavior…

      • beatbort

        So, let me just put this question out there:
        Is home-schooling a form of child abuse?
        Discuss amongst yourselves…

        • Em

          Not in and of itself, but it can be used as a tool by already abusive parents. I don’t think it should be outlawed, but they should have enough oversight that kids don’t suffer educational neglect, and maybe run into a mandatory reporter once in a while. You see a lot in this subculture, mama gets tired out with constant birth and pregnancy, older daughter takes on homeschooling the younger children, cooking, cleaning, changing diapers.The education of older daughters can fall by the wayside, but its totes ok because she’s learning all of the real life skills to be a mega homemaker and submissive wife. I hate when mama Duggar talks about parenting her brood like it’s so easy, because I’m sure it’s her daughters doing most of the heavy lifting.

    • texassa

      Good points.

  • arundel

    Honest Q: I used to think I was good at the geography and map-readin’, and I try not to be A Idiot: what is that cluster of land on the “Allow Gay Marriage” map, perched WAY high above Scandinavia? Please tell me it’s Santa’s part of the North Pole, because it looks like that’s where it is? And awesomely have marriage equality?

    • anniegetyerfun

      Unincorporated Norway. Svalbard, I think.

      • bobbert

        Armored bears.

      • Unforgotten

        Yup, it’s Svalbard.

      • coozledad

        That’s where they drink the sardine liqueur.

    • Vienna Woods

      I, too, did not realize there was even anything there and had to look it up on a map.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    I dream of a world where the word “duggar” is such an offensive reference to ignorant, right-wing Christian bigots that it can only be referred to as the d-word.

    Paging Dan Savage!

    • dimplasm

      I think we should start using that. “God what a duggar! Morons everywhere are glad they aren’t as duggar as that.” “That guy lit his own ass on fire, total duggar move.”

      • pstockholm

        That would work, or maybe as a mass noun for “facts” you dig out of your ass, and proudly hold up for the whole world to laugh at (wiping off slightly I guess, and with a proud home-schooled four-year old’s grin), as in “jeez he really had to dig deep to come up with that duggar”.

  • Good thing no one is defining anything just giving people the freedom to choose. States have already defined what marriage is with laws preventing gay people to marry. RETARD special in Washington.

    • dimplasm

      Yeah they did that in the 19th century too. Didn’t work out so well.

  • T Kevin

    Talk about gayface!

    • dimplasm

      No doubt. He looks like a duggar.

      • actor212

        Or a bottom.

  • Alex Grey

    The “larger discussion” stops when you realize that a filibuster breaking majority of Americans (if they were all senators) are in favor of marriage equality. As for out country’s founders, they made mistakes, they knew they would make mistakes, that is why they put a provision in our constitution so that we could amend it.

    • Unforgotten

      The Founding Fathers were FAR (very very very FAR) from being perfect.
      The difference with today’s politicians?
      They knew it, and didn’t denied it with self serving lies…

      • Alex Grey

        Or with Fox “News”

  • Alex Grey

    Fluffy and adorable, seemed like it was needed…

  • Alex Grey

    OMG TEH GHEI!!!!!

  • actor212

    He gots a purty mouf…

    • Alex Grey

      Dok Zoom come back soon and shove ponies down our throats!!

  • DsMTwoShoes

    This is what happens when you give a breeding sow a television program.

  • A Big Sarcastic Fairy!

    He should just climb back into his Mama’s clown car vagina. It stretched out enough where he would fit again.

    • BearGHAZI

      Is mama Duggar’s vagina big enough to fly a Gulfstream jet through? I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS

      • A Big Sarcastic Fairy!

        Yes

  • Fly

    Josh, if you had kept your mouth shut we wouldn’t have noticed you hiding in the closet.

  • Janet Davis

    Oh my gawd! I laughed from the beginning of this to the end. Thank you for starting my day with such a good laugh!

  • Ryan Denniston

    You know what else dies with your TV? Cable news!

  • DahBoner


    “being the oldest of 19 kids and counting”

    After 19 kids, it must be like throwing a hot dog up a hallway…

    • Farmgal 4

      Mama Duggar is nicknamed Clown Car for a reason!

  • Spalding

    On July 20, 2005, Canada became the fourth country in the world, and the first country outside Europe, to legalize same-sex marriage… and nothing happened, the world has not come to an end, just some people were allowed a little bit more happiness, at the expense of nobody.

  • Oginikwe

    Wow. Great column.
    Duggar obviously hit a nerve and, after this column, I foresee “Duggar” replacing “Cletis.”
    Get a clue, Duggar.

    • BearGHAZI

      “Some folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk’ll,
      Like Duggar, the slack-jawed yokel…”

  • TLC=The Loser Channel. I will no longer watch TLC ever again, especially after this dumb fuck.

  • BearGHAZI

    Duggar? I hardly knew her!
    …sorry

  • texassa

    He’s probably gay. Have you seen that brother-in-law of his, David Waller? He’s as gay as they come. It’s likely they’re homo together and Josh tries to cover it up with these ridiculous rants.

    • Kroshka Puddles

      Yep. A body of research does indicate that conspicuous homophobia serves ego defensive function in an environment that pathologizes non-heterosexuality. And I very much concur with you as to David Waller. That one is quite fabulous, and his marriage to a seemingly developmentally challenged Priscilla is not fooling those with a functioning brain and an IQ above that of a rock. David is being repressed and pathologized, while Priscilla is being exploited with no regard for her humanity and best interests. But atheists are the ones lacking morality and ethics. Right.

      • texassa

        Gay men marrying heterosexual women is so selfish. She’ll never know a real sexual relationship or passion from a partner. Yick.

  • diogenez

    People are worried about marriage equality? Everyone should be concerned that someone who is THIS FUCKING STUPID is breeding. Like rabbits.

  • D G

    “America was founded on respect. Tolerance. And really not discriminating against people based on their religious convictions.”

    Omg- NO… Maybe if you didn’t home school, you’d know that this is a bald faced lie.

    Wtf- It’d be funny if it weren’t so sad. Is this guy considered some kind of “expert” for the F===ing FRC???
    He has the debate skills of a 6th grader.

    • Farmgal 4

      That’s because his intelligence is that of a 6th grader, if that.

      • GamerGirlSlayer

        Don’t compare Josh to 6th graders lease their not bigots lie Josh and his family are

        • Farmgal 4

          The point I was trying to make is that his academic level is that of a sixth grader.

  • Donnalynn Gerhard

    I Blocked TLC .Just get this group of idiots off. I see Hypocritical Bigots.

  • Kay

    This guy should be shot!

  • AmandaRoddy

    While I despise some things the Duggars stand for, all the swearing and name calling doesnt do you writing justice. Californians spoke when they voted down gay marriage, but a judge rumored to be gay struck it down. It seems votes dont count anymore(2002 election anyone?) Furthermore,e why do you need a piece of paper to prove you love someone or want to be like those who say oppress you? Im tired of the extremes and the whole marriage debate. Marriage is nothing but a piece paper saying you can legally live together anyway. Let’s focus on the the homeless, dying, and starving..

  • With that many children I guarantee you at least one of them is statistically going to be gay. What will they have to say then?

    • Farmgal 4

      Maybe, but they will never act on it for fear of being ostracized by the rest of the family, along with the fear of hellfire and brimstone waiting for them after death. I always felt that Josiah might have some homosexual tendencies, but the parents sent him off to some sort of religious boot camp for several months, and he came back and started dating a girl. These kids are brainwashed beyond belief.

  • jinxyjinx

    I hope that when Jesus comes riding in on his dinosaur, he smites these small minded idiots. Also, Christians who actually do practice tolerance for the LGBT community should file a class action law suit against this family for ruining the name of Christianity.

  • Tracy Lynn

    For what it’s worth…he is telling the truth according to the Word of God.
    The world has been deceived into polygamy…gay marriage…and living with someone out of wedlock.
    God’s Word is true and is used to show us we ALL fall short and are in need of a Savior…Jesus Christ.
    I…myself…regret my multitude of sins. I am so destraught over my life.
    You aren’t born gay. But that’s not the point. We are all born sinners who need a Savior. Whatever that particular sin(s) doesn’t matter….Jesus wants everyone to admit it and repent and come to Him.
    For those of you who don’t understand or are blinded….I wish I could show you my messed up life and the pain I’m in.
    At one point I repented and turned away from the gay lifestyle…which can only be done with His help and His Grace. Unfortunately I missed a turn somewhere and ended up depressed and with a lot of mixed up theology from a famous televangelist.
    But I really do blame myself for not understanding the true message.
    For a gay person who repents and Jesus can take away the sexual feelings for the same sex …BUT… He does not put sexual lust into you for the opposite.
    And as far as the emotional aspect…we should go to Him with our emotional needs! He may provide another non-sexual relationship to help you grow and become strong.
    I learned this too LATE. BUT I pray it’s not too late for others out there. I pray God open your eyes to the truth and give you good solid Christian friends who will stick by you and help you grow.
    As for me…I messed up in my early walk. I had a smidgen of false teaching and confusion took over. I don’t want this to happen to anyone else!
    Christians out there…stop hating on gays and start praying for God to release their bondage. It is bondage and pray for that yoke to be broke in Jesus ‘ s mighty name.

  • Tracy Lynn

    To all the LGBT…I apoligize for any harm the relgious right has done to you.
    I’m well aware of the name calling and silly remarks such as Adam and Eve…not Adam and Steve.
    There are many hurting people out there trapped in the “born gay cause I’ve always felt that way” belief system. And some of us have been treated like trash due to perhaps (?) well-meaning Christians who are trying to display tough love.
    I cannot speak for the BT community…cuz my own personal situation was G.
    Just let me say that it’s a trapped identity that some have cause of pain. There are always roots to this. You may not recognize them or you may think they’re simple. Some have been there since you were a kid. They typically don’t develop overnight. Mine were deep from childhood. I’ve known a few friends who were abused and some who weren’t. Everyone’s story is different. But typically if you delve into your own background there are clues that led you to feel this way.
    A LOT of times there is pain in childhood and a person turns to the same sex for comfort.
    It’s not much different than turning to alcohol or food for comfort.
    It’s a same type of bondage with a different consequence. And before any Christians think I’m fishing for excuses or not taking biblical marriage serious….that’s not my point. I’m ALL for the man/woman marriage. That’s God’s standard. And I do realize why…due to having both my parents (dad/mom). And I also know how it feels when they divorce. Hurts the kids in a lot of situations.
    But again God is a God of reconciliation even for divorced individuals. God may not always bring people back but He can heal hearts and use a bad situation

  • ignoranceisntbliss

    My question is, how do christians believe the bible which really seems like a poorly written fairy tale (some random being floating around through space decides to make a plantet, people, oxygen, water, animal and plant life, the sun moon and stars in 6 days, and then plants his seed into a mere human who bore his mystical human hybrid of a man who led some people with his elaborate stories, healed the sick, and still found time to be a carpenter while his father God gave the man the ability to part the red sea with his own 2 hands. and so on and so forth) but yet can’t seem to believe that people deserve equal rights?!

    • masjwar

      Do you just make stuff up when you ask questions in an effort to sound educated, or are you really this confused?

  • Julie S.

    Wow. You all seem so tolerant on this board! Tolerance for all? Or just the ppl who agree with your point of view?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Our intolerance for intolerant people is complained about by intolerant people. That’s called irony.

      • Julie S.

        Yeah. Clever. So it’s ok for you to spew hatred but not them. Pot meet kettle. Where does it end?

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          When gay people have equal rights, and so-callled “Christians” stop hating on them. Don’t hold your breath on the latter.

          • Julie S.

            You still didn’t answer my question though. Why is it ok for you to have hatred & free speech but not them? They are entitled to their views & free speech even if it’s erroneous in nature as are you. Seems odd to fight hatred with more hatred. Hypocritical.

          • Patrick

            No, what “seems odd” is your refusal to see the obvious.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Oops – looks like we lost another one. She must have turned trollish on another thread.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            If they’d stick to “views & free speech” there’d be no problem … I don’t care what goes on between their ears. It’s what they put their bigotry into action that they need to be slapped upside the head.

            There is no “right to discriminate”. Simple as that.

    • TrueNorthCarolina

      Don’t be dismayed (what with your “Wow” and all). We’re proudly intolerant when our basic civil right to marry is withheld. Make no mistake, though, Julie (and let me emphasize this you once and for all): the right to marry someone of the same sex will never force any clergywoman (or man) to perform a marriage ceremony that she or he does not want to perform. So, your religious freedom remains unperturbed by the legality of same sex marriage. By the way, I couldn’t care less who is or is not tolerant of my civil rights as long as those rights are legally recognized.

  • OneDemin EOr

    Um, Family Research Council. Well, it’s a council. Two out of three ain’t bad.

  • Fresh_Coffee

    What are the aliens going to think of us when they finally reach our planet and realize the nonsense we occupy our time with. This is what I worry about…

    • Farmgal 4

      They will most likely shake their heads, get back into their spaceship, get the heck out of dodge, and go look for a planet where intelligence can be found.

  • Jane Tow

    Sounds like he is on a mission to populate the world.

    • Farmgal 4

      Seriously, reproduction is the ONLY thing that family talks about and/or is famous for. The older married children start trying to get pregnant on their honeymoon. As long as TLC continues to pad their pockets with a paycheck and the viewers continue to keep the numbers up by tuning in, the Duggars will continue to do the only thing they know how to do: have babies and more babies. The members of this family have zero talent and very little intelligence or common sense. It is appalling that, in America, all one has to do to become rich and famous is have sex.

  • violet

    Josh is wearing one expensive suit, I can tell be the high end stitching/tailoring. So much for buy used, save the difference huh? of maybe it was given to him for promotion. Anyhow his is one bone headed adult.

  • Owlseyelash

    A younger male version of Sarah Palin??!!! 4 minutes of verbal diarrhea and not a useful sentence.

  • Cody James Huffman Edwards

    Fucking pedofile! How can he sit here and judge my marriage. I would love to sock him right in the mouth. WHAT Does THE BiBLE say about child molesters you sick fuck.

    • jinxyjinx

      Josh Duggar is a sociopath. What he did to those innocent girls is evil and disgusting. He should never be allowed to have anything to do with politics ever again.

  • Cody James Huffman Edwards

    4th child oh boy! All we need is another fucking Duggar dumb ass. He should have his kids taken away so he don’t molest them.

  • masjwar

    So he says things like “all people need to be treated equally under the law”, “all people deserve respect”, and “this is my opinion”.
    And the author can’t make it through a sentence without vulgarity, hate, and insults.
    I do not care for the Duggars or the 19 and Counting show, but I do support free speech and don’t support hate speech.

    • GamerGirlSlayer

      The Duggars spread hate speech towards gays and transgenders calling all them child molesters
      who Josh Duggars a child molester.

  • Mark Joll

    Awesome article!

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    “I think people have a very clear and a very distinct opinion on where this issue lies in their hearts.”

    “A” clear and “a” distinct opinion? That’s the thing about these religiofascists: they give lip service (nyuk) to equality, but in the end, only their opinions count.

  • gatorman60

    This child molester is sure long winded dam.

  • xnerd

    80% of the population support same-sex marriages shut up you stupid pedophile motherfucker

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  • Jane Tow

    is this article pre or post the Ashley Madison scandal?

    • Jane Tow

      Pre.

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