It’s time for another dispatch from Wonkette’s Funny Animal Fucking Videos department! Last time, we met Lu Lu, a Chinese panda bear who gave his Girl Frand Thang the D for EIGHT WHOLE MINUTES, which is a very long time for the panda bears to engage in sinful coitus!
Today, we are on the other end of the spectrum, in many ways. First of all, bunny rabbits are much smaller than pandas, by AT LEAST half. Also, this here rabbit Don Juan manages to mount, do the deed, and possibly die of a heart attack in, like, two seconds or less. Let’s go to the video:
All we know is that if that’s what “fuck like bunnies” means, we definitely don’t think we want to do it, unless we specifically say “let’s race!” because we’re on a deadline or something.