We were so excited to hear that the virulently anti-Obamacare Sheriff Richard Mack, whose ass Wonkette readers helped bail out since he has a ton of medical bills and refuses to buy insurance, was on the HuffPostLive. “Oh great,” we thought, “he is going to cry and thank Wonkette and ask us to be his lord and savior, or at least name his next kitten after us, this will be beautiful.”

That’s not what happened.

Sheriff Mack still hates the Obamacare.  He says he does not want to be “taken care of” by Washington DC, but apparently he’s fine with liberals pulling him up by his Wonkstraps. You see, he’s not a government welfare queen, he is a GRASSROOTS welfare queen, big difference. He is grateful to the liberals who have sent him Hate Money, and just wow, oh boy, how nice of them, to help keep him out of bankruptcy, even this one lady who was a LESBIAN! Oh, and ZING, he states for the record that the mean libtards, having been prodded by THIS HERE MOMMYBLOG, have given him more than conservatives have. Direct quote from Sheriff Mack:

“I will say that, like I said earlier, that the wide variety and the spectrum of the complaints and the lecture, it’s almost like ‘Go to, help Sheriff Mack, and you can tell this conservative creep off if you just donate five dollars or more.'”

Ha ha ha that is exactly what happened, except a lot of y’all dickheads gave him a lot more than five moneys, THANKS OBAMA WONKETTE.

Sheriff Mack says being FORCED to have health insurance is like the Gestapo, because those are the same, and that “socialized medicine” was never part of our Constitution, therefore it is evil. Good news, Sheriff! The ACA isn’t socialized medicine, it was actually a giveaway to big insurance companies, and only Dumb People seem to think otherwise.

But wait! Ugh, weirdly, later in the interview, he states that one of the reasons he hates Obamacare seems to be that it’s a giveaway to Big Pharma (so he does get that?), but that COMPLETELY conflicts with his belief that it is “socialized medicine.” You see, you can’t simultaneously be federalizing health insurance AND ALSO enriching the private insurers and drug companies. Those two brain thoughts, they do not go together.

Another reason Mack hates Obamacare is that apparently nobody has read it still, and it is absurd how they passed it without even knowing how many people were going to go to jail because of the law. Wonkette, always here to help, Sheriff: NO PEOPLE is how many are going to jail because of Obamacare.

Mack does say, however, that he’s against the drug war and that Ferguson was mishandled by the police, so we guess he is not all bad?

Oh, and he’s okay with Social Security too, because that’s HIS MONEY, he wants it back!

Anyway, Sheriff Mack, buy some fucking health insurance, and if you come a-callin’ again, we’re going to respond by setting up our own GoFundMe to open a mobile Obamacare/abortion parlor/taco truck in your town, and you won’t be allowed to come in.

[HuffPostLive via Reading Is For Snobs]

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  • sw19womble

    cognitive dissonance says la-la-la-lah?

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Their brains are just a long-running Monty Python sketch:
      “I’d like to buy an argument.”
      “No you wouldn’t.”

      • Vienna Woods

        “Their brains…”
        Assumes facts not in evidence.

        • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

          Whatever you call that perennially conflicted mass of otherwise unremarkable neurons between their ears.

          • Duckbudder

            Oat meal

  • Msgr_Moment

    I look forward to our next opportunity to help. May I suggest a dunking booth fundraiser for the guest of honor? (Bonus; we can find out whether he’s a witch)

    • kindness

      I suggest we have a dry dunking booth that is activated by tossing cow pies….at the good Sheriff.

  • cousin itt

    All the gratitude of a Mack fuck.

  • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

    Sweet Jeebus, you libtards are easy marks. Which got me thinking:

    I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can’t. She is crying. Don’t cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it’s not my fault. I asked her if it was God’s fault, but she didn’t answer, and only started crying harder, so I don’t ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I’m so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn’t hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves…

    • guppy06

      I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can’t.


    • beatbort

      I feel so bad for you, little boy. If your mommy comes by my house, I’ll give her some of the leaves I got in the way back of my yard.

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        Non-sequential low denomination leaves are preferred, thank you in advance.

    • SmokinGood

      “You libtards are easy marks.”

      No, it’s actually called being a human, as defined by basically every philosopher in the history of western thought. It’s in the Bible even. Many, many times. Perhaps you should try reading it sometime.

      • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

        Somebody hand me the gaff, I caught a big one!

        • dshwa

          That giant whooshing sound is not just for The Weekend Stock Photo Report.”

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Snark detector, needs recalibration.

      • kindness

        It’s even worse than that. It was mocking accompanied by generosity with none of the shame we were hoping to elicit. Not only did we get shamelessness from the wingnut, we get a doubling down.

        Next time I’m sending him counterfeit bills. Let him have his own party with the Secret Service.

    • Msgr_Moment

      Dear Penthouse Forum,
      I never thought I’d be writing to you, but I was born without a body….

      Dear Omni Magazine Forum,
      I never though I’d be writing to you,…..

  • Lizzietish81

    Really people, you should have let nature take its course. It’s what Ayn Rand would have wanted.

    I say we buy a mobile abortion/clinic/library stand and name it after him.

    • Blank Ron

      If we use the right make of truck we can save on the cost of painting the sign, too.

  • Blank Ron

    Hmmph. If he’s going to be like that he’d better not be expecting anything from us at Christmas.

  • memzilla

    Wait’ll he finds out we hired Dr. Nick Riviera as his surgeon.

    • Lizzietish81

      What’s Clause Von Bulow doing these days?

      • beatbort

        Or Kervorkian? Or Kardashian? Or the guy who gave Elvis all those prescriptions?

        • Blank Ron

          Can I be invited, guys?

          – Josef “Still burning in Hell” Mengele

      • Msgr_Moment

        Sanity Clause?

  • Haribo Lector

    But when donations are freely given it’s different somehow!!

  • Dolmance

    I’m no fool, nosiree, I’m gonna live to be a hundred an’ three.

    I didn’t send that prick one cent. I’d rather let dogs eat my cash than help that guy.

    • Blank Ron

      The dogs would at least have appreciated the free meal.

  • WA Bishop

    But Obamacare is “his money” too, just like Social Security, it’s just been filtered through some corporate kidneys before trickling down in the form of health care coverage.

    • I’m going to guess that Sheriff Mack doesn’t even know that Social Security, unlike the Affordable Care Act, actually is primarily a socialized insurance program.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Once an asshole…

    • sw19womble

      I don’t know – he seems to be working hard on becoming a c**t.

      • Blank Ron

        Gotta admire his commitment to that.

        • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

          Proving he’s not sexist!

      • Duckbudder

        It’s OK, you can still say cunt.

  • beatbort

    So, in other words, his thank you cards to all of us who gave implicitly reads:
    “Fuck you very much”.

  • Pap Finn

    You have to hand it to conservatives: they’re ingenious when it comes to utter dickishness. They’re kind of savants in that way.

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Idiot savants, easy on the savant part.

      • KenRob

        Cancel the savant part. =)

        • Sam Hain

          …and heavy on the idiot.

          • KenRob

            You “betcha.” =)

  • retiredeng

    Nobody read the ACA? Well, apparently, a few fuck sticks read every single word and found a few missing.

  • chascates

    In the GOP future healthcare will be awarded to the winner of a game show Please Don’t Let Me Die.

    • Blank Ron

      Subject to certain restrictions, of course.

    • deanbooth

      Losers will be given the hospice version of the game as a parting gift.

  • formerChild

    Mack the Knave.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    So set up our own GoFundMe to open a mobile Obamacare/abortion parlor/taco truck in his town!

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Mmmmm, tacos.

    • sw19womble

      Add a tattoo station and I’m in!

    • Patrick Pine

      and tanning bed place/smoke shop

  • I’m as shocked as I’ve ever been. On a completely unrelated note, the part of my brain that allows me to feel any level of shock was removed at birth.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    Hahahahahahahahahahah, remember how in a 2011 GOP Tea Party Debate: Audience Cheers, Says Society Should Let Uninsured Patient Die?

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      But that’s only if other people are dying. That wouldn’t apply to them! Just like heavily conservative districts have higher rates of divorce and abortion. They have good reasons for needing these services.

  • Callyson

    This story is the perfect location for the “This is why we can’t have nice things” quip.

    • sw19womble

      “This is why we can’t give nice things” surely? :)

  • Tallmutha

    Wonkette should start a thing where for every five dollars they receive in donations, they will send a message to Sheriff Mack telling him he’s an asshole.

    • EvanHurst

      And the more moneys you give us, the more verbal abuse we will heap!

    • rebecca
      • SterWonk

        How about a paid ad-free version, also too? Please?

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      I’d give (If Paypal would let me)

  • JVisconti

    just wait til he realizes the IRS will want a little taste of his gofundme take

    • nmmagyar

      Not a little taste, a big one

  • Fartknocker

    Sheriff Repugnant has not considered one word he won’t want to hear from his Crowd Sourced health care provider: Relapse.

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Now I’m smiling.

    • sw19womble

      Prolapse libel!!!1!

    • House0fTheBlueLights
  • dshwa

    I’m struggling to see how socialized medicine is different from social security. You pay money in, and then get it back when you need it.

    Now I can see not wanting to help buy an insurance CEO a fifth McMansion, but it’s better than the way we were sharing costs before the ACA.

    • BeliTsari
    • sw19womble

      The only issue with centralised government operations for me is the historic propensity for bloated bureaucracy and inefficiency. That said, the ‘private’ US healthcare system was worse (and potentially bankrupting) than most third world countries. The ACA is certainly a step up, and let’s face it, the GOP are only baby-titty-whining because politics.
      It’s morons (or morans) like this bell-end who fall for the bullshit posturing and believe that it’s somehow real.

      • Toomush_Infer

        I believe “maroon” is the word you’re looking for…

      • Villago Delenda Est

        It always amazed me how people were so concerned about ‘government bureaucrats’ intervening between them and their doctor, but they had no problem with private bureaucrats doing exactly the same. I guess because instead of trying to distribute health care efficiently, the private bureaucrat was there to make sure profits were delivered to executives and, perhaps, shareholders in the form of dividends.

        • HogeyeGrex

          The “Death panels” bit blew my mind. When the actual people employed by the insurance companies whose jobs were to keep costs down by figuring out how to refuse services were the final arbiters of what treatment you were going to receive. Boggles the noggin, that level of willful ignorance does.

      • dshwa

        Honestly, the government could only aspire to get as bloated and inefficient as the insurance companies are now. Medicare and Medicaid run at 97% efficiency (97 cents of every dollar goes to providing care). Part of the ACA was to require insurance companies run at 70%.

  • Dr.Zoidberg

    That’ll teach us to be nice!

    • NotALiar

      Yea we try to be nice and he’s all like “Stop spraying me with ink, Zoidberg!” “Put on pants, Zoidberg!” “Don’t touch our fancy box, Zoidberg!”

      • Dr.Zoidberg

        But at least people are talking to me!

  • Anarchy Pony

    Dumb man is dumb. Is incapable of perceiving government as anything other than external malevolent entity, fails to grasp that it could be a participatory organization used to improve the quality of life of its citizenry.

    • Blank Ron

      He’s a sheriff. What makes you think he gives a flying fig about ‘citizens’?

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Andy Taylor libel!

        • bikerlaureate

          Okay, Mack’s a non-fictional sheriff.

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      Not too many countries have even tried participatory governance, yet these dipshits manage to hate it and everything it has given them.

    • sw19womble

      “it could be a participatory organization used to improve the quality of life of its citizenry.”
      Awww! That’s what I love about liberals! :)

    • PsycWench

      But Big Business is also suspect. Therefore all services and products should be obtained via corner store or that guy who hangs out in front of it.

    • unionthuggery

      Trying to explain to one of these people that a Republic/Democracy operates on the principle that the citizenry (at least the voting citizenry) ARE the government, usually results in nothing more than a headache. I could get the same result by pounding my head into a wall.

  • Sam Hain

    Does he know all that money came with cooties?

    • wingr47

      Heaven forbid Gay people gave Him donations. Will He give that cash back when He learns who gave it? BTW there’s amply proof that having lots o’ cash doesn’t make good citizens or intelligent people. Look at Trump. The man is a psychotic, egotistical, obsessive maniac. There’s no other explanation for amassing more money than He could spend in three lifetimes.

  • Sam Hain

    I said it before and I’ll say it again:
    The GOP health care plan so succinctly summed up by Mr. Grayson .
    “If you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly,”
    Shame on Mack and his wife for getting sick, what were they thinking???

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The illness of Mack and his wife is the sign of a moral failing. It is a punishment from God.

      Why these guys worship an outright asshole is beyond me, but there you go.

  • kaydenpat

    I must be the only Liberal who doesn’t think it’s cute that Liberals donated $$$ to this Tea Bagging Idiot. That money could have been used to further progressive causes. What did y’all get out of giving him your money when he still hates you?

    • Thatsit Fortheotherwon

      What did y’all get out of giving him your money when he still hates you?
      Poetic justice.

      • beatbort

        Also, the possibility–as cosmically remote as that may be–that this guy would have a “learning moment” and see the error of his ways.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Schadenfreude. Sometimes that’s enough.

    • Lizernst

      No, it pissed me off too. I wouldn’t give that shithead a dime.

    • Lizernst

      No, it pissed me off too. I wouldn’t give that shithead a dime. I knew he’d be an ungrateful jerk in the end.

    • Marceline

      I’m right there with you. This kind of symbolic gesture is why it’s so hard to get progressives to organize. Too many care about feeling superior instead of getting something real accomplished. It’s the same kind of reasoning that has people sitting out an election and thinking that’s a “statement.”

    • teebob2000

      Knowing that I did a simple act to help, rather than tear down, a fellow human being.

    • woodwoman

      No, you’re not the only one. In this case, the word libtard applies. They should have donated to Planned Parenthood in his honor.

      • Rabbit_Rebozo

        Some of us may do both.

  • Toomush_Infer

    I’d say, if it happens again, hire a three piece band to serenade him from across the street as the condition progresses…

    • Rabbit_Rebozo

      Nearer My God To Thee?

    • Zippy

      with those really tiny violins

    • davecity

      Mariachi band? Don’t forget to raise a little more for some amps.

  • I wonder about all the non-asshat non-famous individuals who could have used the money a lot more.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    I just knew that dipshit the ex-sheriff would learn nothing from this experience…typical teabagger, unable or unwilling to understand how communities of humans work, wants all the bennies without having to contribute to the providing of them.

    Freeloaders, the lot of them.

    • wingr47

      Politicians are doing Their best to destroy Our Society because They don’t understand what a Society is about. A Society is a group of like minded people, for Us freedom loving, who have banded together for The Betterment of All. Right now the separatists think Our country is nothing more than 49 little dukedoms sharing a continent. Didn’t include HI because it’s not on the NA Continent. All States Rights bullshit. Hey Jack, States Rights do NOT trump national law. I do wish some of these states would seceed from the Union. Love to see Them try to survive without the Fed Govt, without Fed money, without Fed protection. So it goes.

    • unionthuggery

      And they have the nerve to point their fingers at everyone else that gets the benefits and call them freeloaders. Bunch of ignorant bigoted hypocrites.

  • wingr47

    There will be NO more help from citizens You SOB. Gawd, Americans are stupid as dirt sometimes. People opened Their hearts and wallets and You are still an ass. Have Ya no graitude? It’s clear You have NO class.

  • MrBlobfish

    As they say in Mexican: Quelle surprise

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    His heart is still bad.

  • JustPixelz

    Sheriff Mack says being FORCED to have health insurance is like the Gestapo, because those are the same…

    Single payer it is then.

    …and that “socialized medicine” was never part of our Constitution, therefore it is evil.

    Free grazing on public land isn’t in the Constitution either. Nor are those socialist fire departments.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I don’t see nothin’ bout no Air Force, either!

    • Grokenstein

      1. “Ah gots a garden hose, I can take care a’ myself!”
      2. “Aw Gawd, mah house burnt down! What am Ah gon’ do?”
      3. “Thanks for buyin’ me a new house, libtards! Now f___ off! Ah gots a garden hose, I can take care a’ myself!”

  • NavyBlues05

    I got two minutes into his drivel and got too disgusted to continue. He’s against socialized medicine but has no difficulties with asking society to pay for his medical bills. Fine, his god better keep him healthy ’cause there are only so many trips to this GoFundMe well.

  • Randy Riddle

    Kindness never works with these people. Remember, all that Southern politeness gave us people like Jesse Helms.

  • His big problem is his aversion to the word “care” .

    You can’t kill this guy with kindness, but a heart attack may just do it.

  • woodwoman

    Sorta figured this would happen. Spending $5 to vent your spleen is one thing. Giving him $300 out of compassion mixed with a gentle scolding is another. Sorry, but next time wonkettes need to give that money to planned parenthood or the NAACP.

    • SterWonk

      or the ACLU or the, SPLC, or MSF, or …

      • nmmagyar

        or a local homeless shelter, LGBT Youth organization, Liz Warren for POTUS PAC…

    • Zippy

      Somewhere, anywhere that will appreciate it. Unless you happen to be a millionaire, you probably don’t have unlimited money to throw at worthy causes- choose wisely. Some stubborn asshole with a self inflicted problem and a bad attitude should be nowhere near the top of your list.

  • nmmagyar

    Here’s what chaps my ass (and not in the good way) about this jerk-off – he had no problem taking a paycheck as an public employee. I understand the whole “me, me, only me” philosophy, but a person who sucks/sucked the public teat and still subscribes to that philosophy is just an asshole.

    • OctopiRage

      Asshole libel!

  • Not So Much

    So, bottom line, he’s a fucking Moran, yes?

  • Notreelyhelping

    Not to be, ah, cynical, but, if he goes, yeah, I guess I should get insurance, then he’s trading a long-term revenue flow from the right for a short-term amount from the left. That’s some strategery, sheriff, considering your supporters gauge everything in terms of their own self-interest.

  • Official Teabagger

    Will the amount raised be enough for a tricked out personal mobility scooter?

  • Lucius

    Wait, liberals contributed money to this cretin so he could get healthcare? Well, if that’s the case, then good on him for calling them out, they deserve it. Their naive bleeding-heart charity is met with scorn? Well, maybe that’ll teach ’em a lesson about giving money to people who hate your guts.

    • timpundit

      I think that’s what Jesus said on the mount, too. “Fucked are the generous…” something …something…I forget….

      • Rick Hill

        The new conservative bible has it as: ‘Blessed are those that take all they can use and then defecate on what’s left over.”

        • Guest

          We saw it with the bank bailouts, where the Wall Street crooks wined about Obama being mean after he pulled them out of a hole.

          It should come as no surprise to anyone with a pair of neurons to rub together that this stooge did the same.

  • Paperless Tiger

    And he even can’t go home, he treat his mama wrong. – Howlin’ Wolf.

  • Steverino247

    This is no surprise. Throwing money at assholes does as much good as throwing money into fountains and other pools of water.

    • Mahousu

      So it means I get to visit Rome again? Cool.

      • Steverino247

        Knock yourself out. Have a great time.

    • Hardly Ideal

      Yeah, I remember hearing some saying about pigs and jewelry, whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean.

  • SecludedCompound

    Interesting how, for some reason, the next generations money that pays for their OASDI is always their money. That doesn’t seem like capitimalisms.

  • alnnc

    This just shows you cannot shame a wingnut into acknowledging the obvious benefit of affordable health insurance. They have no shame. The message about this act of generosity by the left will just be perverted by Mack to prove his point that government sponsored insurance is not needed.

  • JVisconti

    is there a way to crowd source a heart transplant donor for this guy before Dick Cheney finds out? Dick’s heart has been proven portable and is not currently serving a good purpose.

  • Zippy

    Wingnut douche bag shows no contrition
    Wingnut douche bag shows no appreciation
    Wingnut douche bag shows complete lack of introspection
    Wingnut douche bag continues to show no empathy
    Wingnut douche bag continues to hate our guts

    and THAT is why I didn’t give the wingnut douche bag a fucking dime of my hard earned money.
    I kicked a little that weekend to some real charity, one that actually appreciates the help, instead, and I don’t feel the least bit bad about not helping this asshole.

    Sooner or later the frog needs to accept the fact that the scorpion is just going to continue to sting him no matter what.

    • Ulricii

      I was with you all the way, Zipster. Including posting a remark that THIS was exactly what the douchebag would “learn” from our preachings: Take the money and laugh at us all the way to the bank.

      My alternate gifts was to a real person with real healthcare needs, not this asshole grifter.

      • Zippy

        Help those that will appreciate the help first. Help those who will pay that help forward first. Help those who deserve the help first. Once you’ve finished with all those people, then you can consider whether or not to help this ungrateful asshole- but there are far too many people ahead of him on that list who are far more deserving of our finite resources who go without every day. Don’t neglect them to help some smug publicity whore who will hate your guts for your efforts.

    • Hardly Ideal

      Word. A cranky old fuckass turns out to be cranky, old, and a fuckass? Leave me alone; I have a lot to ponder…

  • RecreationalPilot

    Social Security is ONLY partly HIS money.

    Will he only take out of it what he’d put into it, including interest accrued?


    I hardly doubt that, because the Socialist Ex-Police Officer is still and always will be a SOCIALIST.

    He’s made his living off of the public teet and will continue to do so. Why? Because he’s a SOCIALIST!


    He’s one of those mentally defective Libertarians, who are more sociopathic than empathetic–people who only care about themselves and what they can take from others.

    He’ll milk Social Security as much as he can, because he’s a TAKER!

  • ThePuckStopsHere

    Next time (and there will be a next time, that’s how health works as you age) I would suggest going all Barbara Billingsley in “Airplane!” on his sorry ass: “Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help; sheeeet.”

  • a_pink_poodle

    Yeah sorry, I donated more than $5.

  • Last Hussar

    You know what else isn’t in the Constitution? Sherriffs.

  • Never Applicable

    Up side – the Govmnt will take part of his money for taxes (after all it is income) and of course Go fund gets their share and finally – for not having health insurance the tax man will cometh again. Ain’t karma great?

  • Zippy

    Aesop had it right…

    “I am rightly served for pitying a scoundrel”

    “The greatest kindness will not bind the ungrateful.” .

  • Enfant Terrible

    It could be said that the height of charity is giving without thought of reward or thanks. I could not muster sufficient magnanimity to contribute. So, kudos to those of you who helped out – you have more class than me.

  • Duckbudder

    Hate to say “I Told Ya So”, no I’m not.

  • Poly_Ester

    Are Go Fund Me campaigns what the GOP means by a replacement for Obamacare?

  • AnOuthouse

    I still haven’t figured out how buying health insurance = domination by the tyrannical govmint. Might he die now? Good.

  • docterry6973

    I really didn’t expect anything different. If he has a relapse, he’s on his own.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      I’m not sure about his next relapse but if he has a prolapse (rectal, uterine, etc.) I want to see the pix before I donate again.

  • HarryButtle

    See, now come next election day in AZ, this fucker is going to cancel out my vote. Because he’s not dead. Thanks a lot, Wonkette!

    • Zippy

      He’s the reason Ducey is busy gutting education as we speak, so he can give the money to his private prison buddies and for profit charter school buddies.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Well, thanks for taking one for the team. It frees up our votes for the counting!

  • Politics_Nerd

    Sorry to have to announce this to the Wonketariat, but I Nailed It. Fuck this guy. I’d never wish a horrible death on someone (or maybe I did four days ago? I dunno!) like for example, if he was locked in the trunk of a burning car which was then pushed off a cliff. But if that did happen, I wouldn’t be sad. My wife is disabled from a 2004 near-fatal brain injury (car accident) to the point where I have to stay home and take care of her full time. If EVERY scumbag idiot teabagger who has worked tirelessly to take away her benefits was locked in the trunk of a burning car and shoved off a cliff, I might even break a smile. This includes her GOP-voting “Christian” conservative shitbag parents. Yay my life!!

  • m3bosha

    Sigh. Kinda figured he’d never get it. Glad I gave my monies to help critters instead of this dude, no matter how much fun telling him off would have been.

  • It’s like giving a wino money outside the liquor store. You don’t do it with the expectation that he’ll buy a bag of apples. You do it because he needs it and he’s human and you’re human.

  • Capt.Jim

    Gawd damn he has now entered the Sarah Palin and Cliven Bundy league of grifting .ungreatful bastard needs a good dose of the aids to bring him around

  • Me not sure

    I vaccinated the sheriff, but I did not vaccinate the deputy.

  • DsMTwoShoes

    I still believe the Chant given by Libertarians to a question asked of Ron Paul.
    Paul was asked what should a healthy individual who decided against medical insurance. Do if the they suddenly found themselves in desperate need of such.
    Paul dodged and avoided answering the question.
    His supporters chimed in with “let him die, let him die, let him die”
    So let the self-righteous clock sucker fucking die. I can’t think of anyone who matters that will miss him.

  • TheBidenator

    Not a surprise that this was the result…the donators obviously don’t live around too many wingnuts of this stripe if they were expecting some revelation or even a “thank you” from this crusty old shitbrick.

  • eustachy

    These people think you can eliminate all social spending and it will adequately be replaced with good samaritans and charity. So hooray for reinforcing his world view I suppose

  • whipmeco

    I am sure that Faux Noise will be offering him a contract soon enough.

  • whipmeco

    To all of you who gave to this person: Sympathy should be reserved for the sympathetic. This guy should have been left to rot.

  • Cowpocalypse_Now

    The people I have no sympathy for are all you whiners who gave this clown money and somehow expected a miracle. Jokes on you.

    As far as the rodeo clown himself. He is less than nothing to me as always.

  • Sam Hain

    He could teach Sista Sawah of the Palin Street Thugs a few things about grifting.

  • Sam Hain

    I recently gave $5 ( plus an extra sleeping bag,clothes, food and handwarmers and more $ every time I stop to see him) to a homeless man whom has been living outside in a city park all winter here in Ohio ( many sub-zero nights) he refuses a shelter…he’s not a drinker, but a smoker and I know damn well what he’s going to buy with that fiver. That being said he needed the money alot more than sheriff Prickster ever will.

  • Roger_of_Arabia

    I love people like ex-sheriff Mack who aren’t hypocrites.

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