Hey there, Eastern Seaboard Wonkers, we hear that you're in for a bit of weather. Andrea Mitchell is doing her show in front of a weather radar map, CNN Money is already predicting "Winners and Losers" from the possibly record-setting blizzard of '15, the usual idiots are already on Twitter goinghurr-hurr-hurr there's no such thing as "global warming," and Mitt Romney is already preparing to explain why this blizzard is theonly reason he'll lose in 2016.
We at Wonkette are with you in spirit, though thank Crom not actually with you in the snow, and want to remind you to hoard toilet paper, make sure your flashlight has batteries, and above all, please consider willing all your earthly wealth to Wonkette, because surely this is The End. If you do survive, you may want to consider celebrating with a kickass Elizabeth Warrenovna For the People tee shirt (in men's or women's sizes), because LAYERING, and/or a nice coffee mug, which can also be used to dig out from the snow that is piled up against your door, or as a last resort, to hurl at the feral Chihuahuas that will soon be roaming the Northeast feasting on the millions of dead.
Or you could also just curl up with a good book. That's good too. Stay safe, because we love you.
Tales from Corporate America
"The snow will be light in the morning. You shouldn't have a problem with the commute"
<i>You realize it&#039;s going to get worse as the day wears on, right?</i>
&quot;Getting you to work safely is our concern. Your getting home alive is entirely up to you.&quot;
Nobody digs Buffalo.