Here Is A Jimmy Carter Caption Contest, For Your Weekend Amusement!
Historian Michael Beschloss tweeted this awesome picture of James Earl Carter wearing an Allman Brothers T-Shirt while campaigning in 1976, and Twitter smart person Seth Cansler Clark summed up its content quite succinctly: "GEORGIA AS HELL!"
But we know you, the Wonkeratti, can do even better. And so we present you with this caption contest: Come up with a funny caption in the comments, or if you're so inclined, e-mail your caption todoktorzoom at-sign wonkette dot com.
Deadline is Sunday-ish, or whenever we remember to come back and pick a winner, who will receive some lovely Wonkette swag! Yes, a real prize, not an "iPhone." Also, we gotta advise you to look at the alt-text: we have totally pre-empted the obvious SNL reference, which is so stunningly obvious that we had no choice but to spur you to do even better, even if the ceiling looks like it's dripping, man.
Good luck!
"Whuch'yall mean, Abbie Hoffmann has been hanging out near Amy's grade school playground?"
J/K, Jimmie. Much respect.
James Earl Jones? No, this is James Earl <i>Carter</i>. They turned me down for the role &#039;cause they said my voice sounded too conciliatory on my screen test.